Frankie Boyle's New World Order (S2 EP3) 1st June 2018

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  • čas přidán 31. 05. 2018
  • With Sara Pascoe, Katherine Ryan, Mona Chalabi, Holly Walsh and Jack Carroll.
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  • @user-vk4uk8zk3p
    @user-vk4uk8zk3p Před 6 lety +43

    I keep waiting for Frankie to do a show infront of the scottish parliament. He could call it "Frankie goes to Holyrood".

  • @cameronpearce5943
    @cameronpearce5943 Před 6 lety +236

    “I think we use extinction as a comfort blanket, when really 1000 years from now we’ll still be facing the exact same issue”
    Jeeze, I think that’s the one time somebody’s out grimed Frankie

    • @gordonm7038
      @gordonm7038 Před 6 lety +5

      Cameron Pearce
      God is about to pull the plug on His matrix. We've made a right royal cunt of it!

    • @Scott_Raynor
      @Scott_Raynor Před 6 lety +3

      I must be missing something from this joke because this was tame, didn't understand the audiences shock at it.

    • @c.chinaski3156
      @c.chinaski3156 Před 6 lety +17

      Scott Raynor i think it was more peoples shared acknowledgement of the grim truth, not the shock factor of the joke but the relatability is what got a reaction

    • @jimbeam5891
      @jimbeam5891 Před 6 lety

      Dude nothing matters lol!

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Před 2 lety

      It's true, but it may yet be overly-optimistic. I'm reminded of the apocryphal Einstein quote: “I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” Similar could be said of changes that will be essentially irreversible for humanity, as might be seen if some of the climate tipping-points are reached and feedback loops swing into operation. We've got about 8 years, at the outside, to solve that one, and we're currently accelerating in making it worse.
      There are levels of species "survival" far more ugly than many have contemplated. Progress is never guaranteed, and barbarism closer to the surface and harder to escape than we'd like to think. These are, in many ways, the best times humanity has ever seen, by a long shot, and we're risking all of it.

  • @Blake_Stone
    @Blake_Stone Před 6 lety +29

    23:07 when a Katherine Ryan joke has more existential despair than Frankie Boyle.

  • @jackrixon4059
    @jackrixon4059 Před 6 lety +7

    Those show closing monologues are the greatest thing comedy has ever seen

  • @Jeremyramone
    @Jeremyramone Před 6 lety +24

    My ribs cramped up ferociously from all the laughing, thank you for sharing these videos, seriously appreciate it

  • @andynewzealand
    @andynewzealand Před 6 lety +4

    Whenever I hear that Rees-Mogg clip I can't help but visualise a lead weighted sack and a fast-flowing river.

  • @craigrobb8197
    @craigrobb8197 Před 6 lety +112

    geeze, he's not pulling punches in that monologue is he

    • @happyhaze1526
      @happyhaze1526 Před 6 lety +5

      He's on the boil.

    • @christryst
      @christryst Před 6 lety +11

      Lucky we have Frankie on TV doing God's work and Tommy in jail

    • @tonedowne
      @tonedowne Před 6 lety +13

      Indeed! Everytime I hear someone complain about how you can't say anything anymore for fear of offending someone, I think of the ongoing success of Frankie Boyle.

    • @christryst
      @christryst Před 6 lety +1

      Kebo Boke As long as he doesn't criticise any of the protected classes, he's golden.

    • @jackvalentine7403
      @jackvalentine7403 Před 6 lety

      Good.

  • @BloodyYTNamingNonsense
    @BloodyYTNamingNonsense Před 6 lety +96

    Why is Frankie wearing Darah's suit?

  • @lolawolfe2227
    @lolawolfe2227 Před rokem +2

    amongst the many conditions and addictions that i have, they all accumulate to rewatching frankie boyle, for familiarity, comfort, and for the accurate premonition of the bullshit of life that i desperately wish to escape.

  • @Josh-ek8qq
    @Josh-ek8qq Před 6 lety +23

    Katherine Ryan was great in this

    • @Josh-ek8qq
      @Josh-ek8qq Před 6 lety +3

      #teammisogny

    • @Josh-ek8qq
      @Josh-ek8qq Před 6 lety +4

      Ooo, you're hard

    • @DZXDachande
      @DZXDachande Před 5 lety

      I agree with you Josh B. I wasn't exactly a fan of hers to begin with, but I'm starting to find her bleak outlook quite endearing. She is learning the British ways well, now we've drained that Canadian positivity out of her.

  • @deenloon
    @deenloon Před 6 lety +42

    Thanks for posting these. I keep missing the fuckers on normal telly.

    • @jackvalentine7403
      @jackvalentine7403 Před 6 lety +3

      deenloon who watches "normal telly" stick to your own "programming".

  • @SuperCatman
    @SuperCatman Před 6 lety +43

    Net and Yahoo!

    • @briane5706
      @briane5706 Před 6 lety

      Super Catman You are referring to the Israeli Prime Minister?

    • @SuperCatman
      @SuperCatman Před 6 lety +2

      Frankie said that his name sounded like a cheap Internet package.

  • @garethm3242
    @garethm3242 Před 6 lety +26

    Spot on as always, cheers Frankie, from Northern Ireland.

  • @joermundgand
    @joermundgand Před 6 lety +3

    A menopause cafe sounds like it would one of the layers of hell in dante's inferno.

  • @paulcoy9060
    @paulcoy9060 Před 6 lety +16

    Wow, all you need is Milton Jones, and you'll have a Mock The Week holiday re-run.

  • @bob2nifty
    @bob2nifty Před 6 lety

    cheers for upload!

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. Před 6 lety +3

    "knotting his foreskin to a table leg"
    Well, cross that off the list of phrases I never thought I'd hear.

  • @JackT13
    @JackT13 Před 6 lety +7

    Every episode reinforces my view that he is the best satirical comic ever

    • @JackT13
      @JackT13 Před 6 lety

      Yes I woke up from it on Friday

  • @morphman86
    @morphman86 Před 6 lety +2

    "This is a basic human rights issue"
    And that's why May is against it. She's been actively opposing the Human Rights Act since she was Home Sec. It was one of the main talking points before she was appointed as Prime Minister (because remember, she didn't get elected... either of the times). And after the appointment, one of her first statement was her intention to remove the Human Rights Act from British law as soon as we're out of EU.
    Her second was to start widdling it down by redefining the word "house" to no longer have the legal meaning "habitable for humans".

  • @onwingsofshadow
    @onwingsofshadow Před rokem +1

    "I really wish she'd been on the scene at 9/11."
    Laughed so hard it hurt.

  • @LordmonkeyTRM
    @LordmonkeyTRM Před 6 lety

    The cabinet meeting minutes...Brilliant, bravo Frankie.

  • @GefJam1
    @GefJam1 Před 6 lety

    For me, best one of this series so far

  • @tonymccann1978
    @tonymccann1978 Před rokem +1

    Nice one. Boyle is a genius. Great videos.

  • @saoirsedeltufo7436
    @saoirsedeltufo7436 Před 6 lety +118

    As much as I hate Theresa May, I don’t like those ‘girls night’ questions, can you imagine reporters asking Blair or Cameron what they do to let their hair down?

    • @00BillyTorontoBill
      @00BillyTorontoBill Před 6 lety +29

      Its the cringe factor when The top politician cant even handle soft ball questions.

    • @britbong1457
      @britbong1457 Před 6 lety +25

      Oh yes can you imagine the sheer gall of an interviewer willing to ask our prime minister what they want to do in their spare time? Oh my god

    • @weetikissa
      @weetikissa Před 6 lety +36

      Invade the Middle East and facefuck hogs?

    • @GullyFoyleTerra
      @GullyFoyleTerra Před 6 lety +1

      Couple of bevies and pizza with the lads?

    • @faiselbutt2944
      @faiselbutt2944 Před 6 lety +1

      Couldn't agree more.

  • @DrBagPhD
    @DrBagPhD Před 6 lety +1

    Seeing a journalist asking Theresa-bot to break its programming was pretty great.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Před 2 lety

      That's the weird thing; they all talked like it was a difficult question, but it really, really isn't. This should have been right up Theresa-bot's programmed alley. It's basically a standard "humanize yourself to our audience" profile-fluffing question, to which any professional pol should have pre-written, or be quickly-able to cobble-up, appropriate answers. It's the kind of soft question you would expect from a partisan, friendly interviewer. May had nothing, and could think of nothing. That's a remarkable lack of planning and ability to improvise, which is not... super, for a Great-Nuclear-Power leader? That would seem the more important point.
      I get that there's additional difficulties for her in being an older woman in British politics and the increased scrutiny the bigotry around that brings, but that would seem to be more reason to have an answer prepped, not less, and aggravates the underlying display of incompetence, which, again, not great around nukes.

  • @brandonnow4188
    @brandonnow4188 Před 6 lety

    Best show so far !

  • @unixnerd1
    @unixnerd1 Před 6 lety +1

    I love the net an' yahoo joke but it's one Frankie's used before and I anticipated it.

  • @00BillyTorontoBill
    @00BillyTorontoBill Před 6 lety +35

    The Monologue was excellent Thought the first joke was the best until I heard the others. lol.

    • @christryst
      @christryst Před 6 lety +2

      00Billy Yeah! 1984 now!

    • @00BillyTorontoBill
      @00BillyTorontoBill Před 6 lety +2

      Stephen Yaxley-Lennon was a daft idiot.

    • @00BillyTorontoBill
      @00BillyTorontoBill Před 6 lety +3

      Ego- Too bad Stephen Lennox doesnt know what a court order means. Also why did he plead guilty everytime?

    • @TheRobster2007
      @TheRobster2007 Před 6 lety +1

      Better a riding fish than a whinging rightie I say! ;)

    • @00BillyTorontoBill
      @00BillyTorontoBill Před 6 lety +2

      Again why did he plead guilty?

  • @nothingtobeconcernedabout7477

    I fancy Mona Chalabi. Knows whats she talks about, uses numbers, witty and all with that voice, as well as being visually appealing.
    [Edit] Also Jack Carroll was a really good addition.

  • @AJ_Evo
    @AJ_Evo Před 6 lety +3

    "I never missed you more than when I came in a robot's hair."
    Well, now I know what to write on the xmas card I'll be sending to my ex-girlfriend in order to charm her back to me.

  • @happyhaze1526
    @happyhaze1526 Před 6 lety +1

    Whoohooooooooo! Frankie Fridays!!!

  • @eoingillespie9250
    @eoingillespie9250 Před 6 lety +8

    Anyone else constantly forget to watch this on TV

  • @tweekmenipps5053
    @tweekmenipps5053 Před 6 lety +14

    Love this guy...crosses the line consistently...one of the finest contemporary English language comedians ...Sam Bee is up there, as well...cudos for her show this week. Sadly taken down...Go Frankie!

  • @phenomanII
    @phenomanII Před 6 lety +1

    The best part of this season so far was seeing Jack Carroll. It's been a while since I last heard anything about him, glad to see he's still a sharp lad.

  • @danno633
    @danno633 Před 6 lety +58

    It's like watching a north london dinner party

    • @jackvalentine7403
      @jackvalentine7403 Před 6 lety

      Chubby Fonzey nice dinner party man, two stunners an a fungi.

    • @danzel1157
      @danzel1157 Před 6 lety

      Chubby Fonzey. You know how they go down then?

    • @johnnymeringues987
      @johnnymeringues987 Před 6 lety +1

      It was absolutely diabolical and I want to neck myself

    • @carolynwestlake2246
      @carolynwestlake2246 Před 6 lety

      Chubby Fonzey really? Never been to one!

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames Před 6 lety

      If I was there I'd be trying to work out how I was going to get Mona back to my place

  • @stannousflouride8372
    @stannousflouride8372 Před 6 lety +4

    This show makes me laugh out loud far more than any other program on US or UK television.

  • @peterrfowler16
    @peterrfowler16 Před 6 lety +3

    The crush on Akala is completely genuine of course

  • @tomimpala
    @tomimpala Před 6 lety +5

    23:07 Brilliant. And Frankie's character descriptions are always so spot on.

  • @mycroft1905
    @mycroft1905 Před 6 lety +5

    Refreshing.

  • @kingsmasher96og
    @kingsmasher96og Před 6 lety

    I was SO "medicated" that as i was having my drink, the audience starts clapping and i hear your voice. For a second, i thought i got teleported straight into the studio..i almost shat myself..😬🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @MathiasGmail86
    @MathiasGmail86 Před 6 lety

    I've never missed you more than when I came in a robot's hair...Swear I near pissed myself there!

  • @richardsutcliffe1005
    @richardsutcliffe1005 Před 6 lety

    Absolute genius

  • @mnaftw
    @mnaftw Před 6 lety

    Saras earrings and mona's hair look amazing

  • @gyro4250
    @gyro4250 Před 6 lety +50

    asphyxiwank

    • @johnmunro4952
      @johnmunro4952 Před 6 lety +1

      John Smith we used to call it "doing a Hutchence"

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames Před 6 lety

      "sounded like he said asphyxiwank" ...."he DID say asphyxiwank!"

  • @theunion6024
    @theunion6024 Před 6 lety +4

    Can anyone point me in the direction of the rest button please

  • @MyTeaIsMighty
    @MyTeaIsMighty Před 6 lety

    I literally just come here for the monologue

  • @joshuafranco1570
    @joshuafranco1570 Před 6 lety +4

    I feel like Trump and Brexit share the same bleak path, and Holly's analogy is spot on. Like we Americans have been so caught up with the mess Trump has made so far, but we've failed to see the real pain to come. Not sure that's how Brexit is going to be, but I feel like that path could possibly be shared? I feel like she's so spot on its wondrous and heartwrenching at the same time. Well spotted Holly.

    • @Itsjustmyselfsoitis
      @Itsjustmyselfsoitis Před 6 lety

      crisisofconsciousness Aye 'MAGA' is bullshit. I mean, can anyone truly name a time when it was great? America has been fucking with the world since about WW2, some adventures before that along with alot of racism slavery and genocide before that. Even when the US was doing well it spoilt the whole thing by murdering millions of people in aggressive wars. For empires to be great alot of other peoples and nations have to suffer. It's the "American Dream" afterall, for the most part they have no interest in other nations doing well.
      PS when I generalize about Americans like that I most mean the establishment and military, but alot of people support them too of course. Long story short, I'm not bashing ALL Americans... just a bunch of cunts out there.

    • @NosyFella
      @NosyFella Před 6 lety +1

      The real damage of the Trump administration is the masses of deregulation and privatisation that is going on almost unnoticed in the background.
      If America wasn't fucked before then it will be in the future. I'd move if I lived there.

    • @joshuafranco1570
      @joshuafranco1570 Před 6 lety

      Well...both of these replies are garbage. Lol.

    • @NosyFella
      @NosyFella Před 6 lety +1

      Joshua Franco
      Which part?

    • @joshuafranco1570
      @joshuafranco1570 Před 6 lety

      The first two. The third comment about privatization is pretty accurate.

  • @fredmila
    @fredmila Před 6 lety +1

    The comparison between Brexit and ordering a pizza that turns out to be crap is perfect.

  • @hyperion967
    @hyperion967 Před 6 lety +2

    Frankie's beard cover his jowels...now its all I can look it, wobbling freely.

  • @LPKelly380
    @LPKelly380 Před 9 měsíci

    The Brexit Pizza joke was very close to James Acaster’s bit about ordering Brexit Steak and having to eat the plate of shit that they bring instead…. 😂😂

  • @TheyMadeMonsters
    @TheyMadeMonsters Před 3 lety

    CoOl ViD..! 👍

  • @OneAndOnlyMe
    @OneAndOnlyMe Před 6 lety

    "She's still his nanny" LOL

  • @Wotsinyourbag3
    @Wotsinyourbag3 Před 6 lety +4

    Frank you are a national treasure, thank god there is one person who tells it straight.

  • @angusbrown5338
    @angusbrown5338 Před 6 lety +1

    You know, I think at this point he's just trying to see how many shows he can get kicked out of haha

  • @DaveTerrasidio
    @DaveTerrasidio Před 6 lety

    YA BEAUTY!

  • @davidhull8046
    @davidhull8046 Před 6 lety +2

    The boss. A very clever man. ✌❤

  • @maxheadroom3839
    @maxheadroom3839 Před 6 lety +7

    Frankie has a way of getting to the point 😀.

  • @paulmossmusique
    @paulmossmusique Před 11 měsíci

    Day did it crushingly efective

  • @rarefool9520
    @rarefool9520 Před 6 lety

    wow frankie turned into a whipped hand puppet from the muppets

  • @morphman86
    @morphman86 Před 6 lety +1

    When watching that bit of Boris Johnson, remember HE is the chief negotiator for Brexit!

  • @SeanKL107
    @SeanKL107 Před 6 lety +1

    “Are we trying to normalize her?”
    Me, an American: “Oh, you think YOU’VE got it bad?!”

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger Před 6 lety

    EGADS BRAIN!!! He's had a shave!!!!!!!

  • @SuperSweetGamers
    @SuperSweetGamers Před 6 lety

    ahaha love it

  • @MuditBadlani
    @MuditBadlani Před 6 lety

    Hi! Could you manage Frankie Goes to Russia in HD?

  • @OneAndOnlyMe
    @OneAndOnlyMe Před 6 lety

    Telling it like it is.

  • @billberndtson
    @billberndtson Před rokem +1

    06:28 Maybe it's bc it's Frankie, but I heard something else when he said "dogged insistence."

  • @neilpavett3413
    @neilpavett3413 Před 6 lety

    Best thing on TV at the moment. Also, glad the beard has gone

  • @Gothy420
    @Gothy420 Před rokem

    Pabst is the beer you drink when your house is on fire

  • @thundertick5666
    @thundertick5666 Před 6 lety

    God that 'How would you let your hair down?' interview with May was painful.

  • @julianv.5848
    @julianv.5848 Před 6 lety

    FRANKIE BOYLE.... CLEAN, TRANSPARENT AND QUIRKY 🐦 🐦 🐦

  • @rocketraccoon77
    @rocketraccoon77 Před 6 lety +4

    Have a massive crush on Mona Chalabi. She's smart and gorgeous

  • @SaltBushCity
    @SaltBushCity Před 3 měsíci

    Got the A team tonight

  • @thumper8684
    @thumper8684 Před 6 lety +1

    To lose a trademark beard in the middle of a series, was he physically threatened?

  • @gareth0412
    @gareth0412 Před 6 lety

    What was edited out with the Boris Johnson Bit? At 17:80 ish

  • @ahuman9864
    @ahuman9864 Před 6 lety

    “Afixi-wank” lmfao!

  • @OfficialJoePlays
    @OfficialJoePlays Před 6 lety

    Nick may i ask how you record these?

  • @jestermoon
    @jestermoon Před rokem +1

    Still relevant in 2022 😔

  • @infiniteflame2374
    @infiniteflame2374 Před 6 lety +1

    Jesus Christ Theresa May can't even answer a soft ball question like how would you let your hair down. Also young Jacob Rees Mogg was fucking terrifying.

  • @henryorsomething
    @henryorsomething Před 6 lety

    I sort of want to know what the show would be like if Labour had a majority in the House. Obviously Frankie leans left so would he be all sunshine and daisies or would he find ways to take the piss out of them as well, just curious tbh.

  • @InsaneGamersOfficial
    @InsaneGamersOfficial Před 6 lety

    Nick, will you be uploading "Frankie goes to Russia"? Episode 1 aired last night.

  • @rodchamp7510
    @rodchamp7510 Před 6 lety

    Love this..... then switch off when guests come on

  • @JJJPPP6096
    @JJJPPP6096 Před 6 lety

    gotta be frank. i thought the cripple was going on a pity gig. i fkin loved him

  • @MrNachobutt
    @MrNachobutt Před 6 lety +7

    Weird format. the regular guests don't get to say too much. But, they all seem to like Frankie. Either way. I enjoy it

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 Před 6 lety +2

      It seems to be Frankie and friends, it’s still basically just his show with a few people to bounce off. I don’t mind that

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 Před rokem

      @@saoirsedeltufo7436 Yeah, at first blush, it looks like something that wouldn't work, but Frankie is such a genius, and his guests are all top class, and together with good editing and excellent writing, they really pull it off.

  • @1981Mog
    @1981Mog Před 6 lety +6

    Christ she wont even answer a softball question directly.

    • @Itsjustmyselfsoitis
      @Itsjustmyselfsoitis Před 6 lety

      How can she, she isn't human. She doesn't know what normal human lives are like. They're kickin black folk out of the country (who were invited in decades ago) but Theresa said the worst thing she did as a kid was 'run through a field of wheat'... I did more sinister shit as a child and i'm not as cold as thosee Tory cunts.
      I reckon they must have been throwing dogs down wells and stabbing foxes to death, making kittens swallow money til they choke. Shit like that.

  • @calumrosscameron
    @calumrosscameron Před 6 lety

    he had a good barnet for one week of his entire life, now back to ginger ball bag.

  • @RileyFreeman_
    @RileyFreeman_ Před 2 měsíci

    You got season 2 episode 2 ? :)

  • @gordonm7038
    @gordonm7038 Před 6 lety +2

    That Walsh woman was as funny as Jeffrey Dahmer's fridge.

  • @rienpost3145
    @rienpost3145 Před 6 lety

    The beard is finally gone. YEAH!

  • @jgeeth
    @jgeeth Před 6 lety +1

    I swear in the future if Apple releases a new ass hole for a sex robot omg I will laugh and cry at the same time 😂😭

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Před 2 lety

      The worst thing is, it'll; be proprietary, work with absolutely no other standards, be incredibly expensive to fix or replace, and be a feature users of the more-open systems tend to get for free.

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 Před rokem +1

      @@michaelccozens The new iButt - look for it in 2024.

  • @devinstubbs4456
    @devinstubbs4456 Před 6 lety +25

    why is Frankie turning into Dara Ó Briain?

    • @Lenriak
      @Lenriak Před 6 lety +2

      It's the Celtic genes they both share.

    • @JackT13
      @JackT13 Před 6 lety +3

      If Dara made even one of these jokes he’d have a heart attack from actually being funny for once

    • @PLJ-tp6ry
      @PLJ-tp6ry Před 6 lety

      Wow, I thought exactly the same thing when he first walked out

    • @millwallholdings
      @millwallholdings Před 6 lety

      what fat bald ugly and unfunny

  • @pnklady3788
    @pnklady3788 Před 5 lety

    Queueing up in a giant traffic jam still waiting finding out what misery is like!! Yep.. It's a really long traffic jam, because we're still waiting....

  • @MrSpengman
    @MrSpengman Před 6 lety

    That Richmond sausage has let itself go a bit.

  • @celestialteapot3310
    @celestialteapot3310 Před 6 lety

    Are the audience specially selected by any chance?

  • @jimsmint
    @jimsmint Před 6 lety

    Yer beetr lookin wi a beard boi!

  • @krispy529
    @krispy529 Před 6 lety

    Holly Walsh and Jack Carroll were Frankie Boyle's two guest stand-up comedians on a 2016 episode of Live At The Apollo.
    I'm just saying!

  • @JonTeriini
    @JonTeriini Před 6 lety

    jolly good

  • @andrewchard2488
    @andrewchard2488 Před 5 lety

    frankie sounded like kermit the frog.at the end of intro for mona

  • @texaspete33
    @texaspete33 Před 6 lety +2

    I'd love to take Mona out for a chippy tea. I'd even let her have a can of pop.

    • @Itsjustmyselfsoitis
      @Itsjustmyselfsoitis Před 6 lety +1

      You'll be eatin chips out of her knickers in no time.

    • @texaspete33
      @texaspete33 Před 6 lety +1

      It's just myself, so it is. That’s the dream

  • @concong4183
    @concong4183 Před 6 lety

    Frankie Boyle?
    You know what I'm sayin'.