Crying While Going Down on a Woman - Ethan Simmons-Patterson - This Week at the Comedy Cellar
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- čas přidán 16. 07. 2020
- Ethan Simmons-Patterson shares the advice his parents gave him to avoid catching the coronavirus and recalls getting emotional while going down on a woman he was dating. (Contains strong language.)
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"Can't smoke crack in a world that doesn't exist" has got to be the Gen Z motto
Hell yea lol.
damn, that’s a good point...
that’s why i recycle my meth through my urine ♻️
😙💨 makes the world go round
It hit close to home
u know da vibes 😼
"sports have been cancelled so men have to just... live with themselves" 😂🤣😆
Bruh that starting caption you guys put in makes look like stand up is now extinct and this is one the Last stand up ever performed on earth lmao
well that's one perspective 😳😂
Lmaooo i was thinking the same thing
Put a pin in that & lets revisit this in about a year & a half from now. 🤫😉
@@DBMe33 we back, and we are doing fine. Sorta
"Cant smoke crack in a world that doesn't exist".....He's doing Gods work up there👌🏽 😂
Somebody screamed "Urologist" at the screen. This is our safe space...
Yep
Yup.
Urologists also treat women.
Andrologist
yep, i was like there is such a doctor
... guys don't go to them unless they absolutely must though. i wonder why...patriarchy probably.
Really great set. Cry laughed at the image of him crying while eating.
"when did you decide to be trans?"
"uh actually I'm not trans I jus don't wanna disappoint mah dad"
That punch line got me rolling!
Top 10 ironic lines in standup
*know you were trans
No deadass, trans people have always the gender they want to identify as, it's just that their gender expression didn't fit them due to society's views. Gender expression is the way you present yourself on masculinity or feminity.
This is the most progressive uplifting hilarious set I've seen in a while who knew I needed a dark skin locd man who admits to crying over womens struggles to make me feel better about the state of the world I'd greatly like to see more
Same!
yeah that was unexpectedly wholesome, i appreciate him
Kinggg
My hair ain’t locd but I cry over women’s struggles daily, just thought id let you know we out here 😩😢😢😢
The dark skin thing is off putting...
This guy is a star lol. Wish there was more content from him. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. His jokes really resonate.
I never thought I would see this guy doing comedy. He was a vicious linebacker in high school I played football with him from eighth grade all the way to senior year
What does linebacker mean?
@@royareyzabal823Defensive player in Football.
He Looks Like College Was Made For Him
I see what you did there 😉
"can't smoke crack in a world that doesn't exist" lol
thanks to Trojan for providing the mic with a condom
"Thats how you become an ally". Oh lord thats good
I really like him he seem like a supportive friend 😂
The cop part had me cracking up
“Yeah man I know what you mean” 🤣🤣
What an original and hilarious set, this man’s comedic intelligence is unreal. Can’t wait to see more of Ethan’s stuff!
First time I’ve seen this dude. Very, VERY funny.
I love how uplifting & positive this set is like it goes against normal stereotyping & is just a good hearted laugh ❣
"yeah he's still robbin' people, but now...he knows why."
One of the most enjoyable, uplifting, insightful, and down to earth sets in a hot minute!
The crying bit was so wholesome and this man deserves to be protected by all costs
“Now blink real fast “😂😂😂
Kind of reminds me of Pete Davidson in the why he delivers his jokes.
i was thinking the same exact thing!
just wrote the same
Bro, I was tryna figure out who he reminded me of!! Thank you 😂
Wasn't quite sure how he was gonna live up to the intro but he went above and beyond it!
"can't smoke crack in a world that don't exist"
*oregon's new motto.*
Definitely the best comedian that I've seen on this stage. Very thoughtful, innovative, and hilarious. 10/10
"Haha gotta hit his marks."
I’ve sincerely never seen myself in a comedian more than I do with this guy. He’s hilarious 😂 and beyond relatable.
Nice set. Natural smooth hilarious chill delivery and brave topics. Hope to see more and bigger things! 🤙
My first time seeing this man. I can't wait for more.
This is one of the good ones Comedy Central
I want more from this dude!! Funny but also positive what more u need
This is great, I want some more Ethan asap
This guy is pretty funny I hope to see more of him
I love how the microphone has a mask/hair net thing on 😂 Ethan is cool as hell 😎
Wholesome, quality content. Thank you. Im actually going to try to find more of this guy's sets.
I feel like this dude is the vanguard of a new style of comedy as far as content is concerned. I really liked his style and demeanor. Keep it up, bro!
This is hilarious 😂 First time hearing Ethan
For some reason the side line "why you drinking Gatorade" made me laugh the hardest
Genuinely funny. We need more comedians like this.
the cop joke is gold! lmao
Oh my gawd this guy is hilarious! So glad I clicked on this! I hope to see a lot more of him! Great set dude!
"I don't even call any fouls, they deserve it" 😂😂
Was chuckling throughout the whole set 😂
Thank you so much for putting this out you had me dying the whole time, I could totally see you selling out arenas brother 💯🤣😭
This dude is fresh funny and fearless! Big up! 😁
That last joke had me dying even after the video went off, got my own sandwich 🥪 🤣
I LIKE THIS GUY💯
MORE OF HIM PLEASE
This was great! Looking forward to seeing more from him!
One of my favorite sets in a long time
God have mercy on the world, the men are working through their issues with gunplay! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 that wasn’t men words that was for the rainbow fellas
I'm glad y'all posted this. Hilarious 😂
This is a good, productive gun fight 🤣
The cop bit was hilarious man this was good and wholesome
Crying in the Yoni. I never heard that before. lol...
Never heard " Yoni " !! Lol
Also never heard yoni 🤦🏿♂️
I like it
That’s the ancient word for poom-poom
The wayyy I love everything about him lmao he's got such a good energy and he's genuinely funny, pls post him more
"...and that's how you become an ally." 😂👍
That was great. Can't wait to see more of this dude.
so cool and warming at the same time, thank you
🤯😂🤦🏽♀️🤣🤔🥴😜
took me through everything LOL
*can't smoke crack in a world that don't exist*
And that's how you become an ally! 😂
haven't had a good one like this in a while!!
He said "Thats how you become an ally" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Searching for your material now. You got the juice bruh.
So surprisingly wonderful. Thought from the title it might be disrespectful to women but was wonderful and great content.
I try to watch every stand up channel. I try to watch every video. Haha. This guy has some talent! I'm fucking crying.
Urban Progressive Social Critiques and Observations. The future of comedy is bright once the pandemic is over
one of my new favorite comedians
This was so good!
Not sure if anyone else caught this...
But if my "foot doctor" called me a
"cat daddy" ...
I'm out
Same 🤣🤣🤣
really enjoyed this! this dude is great
one of my new fav comics I love this man
I loved it thank you
Killed it, Ethan :)
he has the best energy
Dope set. Let’s see more of this guy.
That high 5 lol perfect
This guy is great. He had me cracking up
I haven't laughed this hard from standup in at least a year. The doctor part kills me
Lmaoo "i got daddy issues bow bow"
This was amazing!
This guy is good! i love how he brought good humour to many social efforts
One of the best sets
Get a lot of "Pete Davidson" vibes lol love it
He killed it very dope i was laughing whole time
No no no 🧐...this is glass.
Keep doing your thing fam!
Shout out to Comedy Cellar: Hope to enjoy the live shows (& future videos) again soon!
This guy is hilarious 😂 hope he continues!
What a good man
Love this
Love how this guy is such a modern man! Great example for many, especially those still dwelling in old-fashioned toxic masculinity, mostly hurting themselves ánd the people around them. Respect Ethan! (y)
😂😂😂😂 great set. Really funny!
I lol’d hard at the sandwiches bit
"this the end times you just need to know everything" lmao
This is one of the most unique world views I've ever heard
Great set
this was an incredibly uplifting comedy set
This guy is impressive going in I didnt know what to expect but he kept my attention and I was entertained peace to him hope he keeps growing it's not easy being up there