How to Train Your Dragons

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  • čas přidán 12. 10. 2018
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  • @jackrandall7321
    @jackrandall7321 Před 5 lety +1406

    'You're wrong and I'll tell you why you're wrong, because you're wrong' 😂

    • @sbomorse
      @sbomorse Před 4 lety +15

      This bit made me laugh.

    • @JanAside
      @JanAside Před 4 lety +11

      Im going to steal that quote

    • @dtebarrett
      @dtebarrett Před 4 lety +3

      I quote this on a daily basis

    • @aMwWSpHhHdn2
      @aMwWSpHhHdn2 Před 4 lety +5

      99% of internet arguements summed up into one simple sentence.

    • @Esse4567
      @Esse4567 Před 4 lety +2

      For that reason, I will not be investing.

  • @matthewmccaul3314
    @matthewmccaul3314 Před 5 lety +877

    £10 for 50,000% of the business? What a deal!

  • @andrewbailey7999
    @andrewbailey7999 Před 4 lety +485

    "It tastes terrible"
    "It's acetone!!"
    We have a dragon slayer here

    • @yeh.80
      @yeh.80 Před 3 lety +6

      I love how you've actually made a funny joke yet you only get a few likes. And cunts that literally just quoted the video get thousands. Despicable.

    • @DirtyGeorge
      @DirtyGeorge Před 3 lety +1

      Lol

  • @danfield8726
    @danfield8726 Před 5 lety +461

    Theo pathitis is a Theo pathitis

    • @wildforce1433
      @wildforce1433 Před 5 lety +21

      Pep121 Theo pathitus is a Theo pa feetus

  • @Lunapple1
    @Lunapple1 Před 5 lety +466

    Those dragons going ham on poor baby Ewan. He only wanted to find people love.

  • @itchyscratch6328
    @itchyscratch6328 Před 5 lety +276

    "We're here today looking for £1.5m to go towards running a car in the UK... "
    Sounds about right! 😂

  • @deathwish766
    @deathwish766 Před 5 lety +1185

    Now one dragon wants to talk underwear.
    What do you offer?
    A huge amount of disappointment when it's pulled down.

    • @Connie_TinuityError
      @Connie_TinuityError Před 5 lety +16

      Deathwish 1:47

    • @hamishd6389
      @hamishd6389 Před 4 lety +8

      I think I remember the product the clip was from was men's underwear acting similar to a push up bra

    • @keyblade280
      @keyblade280 Před rokem

      I’m fucking dead

    • @inanis9801
      @inanis9801 Před rokem

      @@hamishd6389 why would anyone watch that, it just sounds uncomfortable

  • @callumgriffin6723
    @callumgriffin6723 Před 5 lety +326

    "Are you happy?"
    "No, no"

  • @jamesevans8598
    @jamesevans8598 Před 5 lety +234

    "Now one dragon investor wants to talk underwear."
    "What do you offer?"
    "A huge amount of diappointment when they're pulled down."
    Shit, formerly mine, was lost.

  • @kianhorton5186
    @kianhorton5186 Před 5 lety +823

    I'm looking for five pounds to record your house

  • @KaiserRika
    @KaiserRika Před 5 lety +560

    RIP Robbie Rotten.

  • @obmot8369
    @obmot8369 Před 5 lety +148

    *Peter Jones Invests*
    "Are you happy?"
    "No."

    • @Draggobuttboi
      @Draggobuttboi Před 4 lety +1

      well he did accept a huge amount of dissapointment so i'd say everything worked out

  • @moonwater444
    @moonwater444 Před 5 lety +98

    "You are wrong. And I'll tell you why you're wrong,..because you are wrong."
    😂

    • @R3tr0v1ru5
      @R3tr0v1ru5 Před 5 lety +14

      "My kids would throw that back at you"
      "Wrong".

  • @Handhandme
    @Handhandme Před 5 lety +66

    "You don't need to be here, so I don't know why you're here"
    "You scare the hell outta me"
    It's just a fucking baby, these guys are unleashing their repressed anger on this poor thing. I lost it

  • @Nothing-pb8hu
    @Nothing-pb8hu Před 5 lety +65

    The bit with the baby killed me

    • @Handhandme
      @Handhandme Před 5 lety +16

      *You scare the hell outta me*

  • @em8136
    @em8136 Před 5 lety +374

    Parody the one show / question of sport/ bake off / apprentice?

  • @SelfishHands
    @SelfishHands Před 5 lety +33

    “It tastes terrible”
    “It’s acetone”

  • @trollz4568
    @trollz4568 Před 5 lety +27

    "I'm James, and I'm bored, and I'm out." 😂

  • @yeetusdeletus6594
    @yeetusdeletus6594 Před 4 lety +33

    “My kids would throw that back at you!”
    _wrong_

  • @subduedATTITUDE
    @subduedATTITUDE Před 5 lety +195

    Babestation next?

  • @mougmeduro7017
    @mougmeduro7017 Před 5 lety +161

    ‘Five working mums with four children on their way to the Formula Ford Championship’

  • @jamie05601
    @jamie05601 Před 5 lety +93

    You scare the Hell outta me

  • @JohnTaylorMusicClips53
    @JohnTaylorMusicClips53 Před 5 lety +29

    '53 year old hairdresser Pizza Jones' - captions

  • @andrewv.9142
    @andrewv.9142 Před 3 lety +14

    I nearly suffocated at the "I'm bored and I'm out" and didn't stop laughing 😂

  • @lukess.s
    @lukess.s Před 5 lety +50

    With a business portfolio that ranges from telecom and leisure to the frozen pizza market

  • @MrWeekendoff
    @MrWeekendoff Před 5 lety +32

    'hello, I'm a racing driver. Thank you very much. (places helmet on floor) !!!

  • @qatiemunro
    @qatiemunro Před 2 lety +6

    Omg 3:07 with Duncan staring at baby Ewan ahahahahah

  • @ukpauliogazzio7387
    @ukpauliogazzio7387 Před 5 lety +13

    "now one dragon investor wants to talk underwear"
    "What do you offer?"
    "A huge amount of disappointment when they're pulled down"
    Fucking dying 😂

  • @thebigbantha9245
    @thebigbantha9245 Před 5 lety +28

    Here is an avocado what’s it called? No it’s avocado

  • @camousee1907
    @camousee1907 Před 4 lety +3

    ‘Hello I’m a racing driver, thank you very much’

  • @karen.
    @karen. Před 5 lety +37

    Never stop making these videos

  • @XJokermanX
    @XJokermanX Před 5 lety +88

    Just realised you got 20k. I really hope you get atleast 50k by the end of the year

  • @winstonchurchill237
    @winstonchurchill237 Před 5 lety +30

    I think if they started playing we are number one they deserve that five pounds.

  • @juliedymond9023
    @juliedymond9023 Před 5 lety +11

    2:55 absolute comedy gold - this is the first thing to make me cry of laughter

  • @Jontheawsome92
    @Jontheawsome92 Před 5 lety +48

    I absolutely love these, theyre great. You should do Who wants to be a millionare with chris tarrant

  • @hannah.6259
    @hannah.6259 Před 4 lety +4

    "What do you offer"
    "A huge amount of disappointment when they're pulled down"
    Floored me

  • @lukess.s
    @lukess.s Před 5 lety +68

    Please do Would I Lie To You?

    • @mijaco999
      @mijaco999 Před 5 lety +8

      Luke S. I don’t think it would work with a comedy show

    • @encalica853
      @encalica853 Před 5 lety +10

      It would work so well - so many random words

  • @fireworks368
    @fireworks368 Před 4 lety +6

    Haha, love the subtle editing like warping the presenter's ears and eyes! Makes it even better!

  • @hellxisxaxplacexonxearth3553

    1:42 - me after the first class of the day

  • @chrysopelea1986
    @chrysopelea1986 Před 5 lety +9

    Underrated CZcamsr, this is a masterpiece.

  • @lucyhtml
    @lucyhtml Před 5 lety +4

    "They'll poop"

  • @dylanshah-cr8009
    @dylanshah-cr8009 Před 2 lety +3

    “You are wrong, and I’ll tell you why your wrong, because you are wrong” that had me shitting tears it’s hilarious well dome mate

  • @tommyshelby5965
    @tommyshelby5965 Před 5 lety +7

    It’s 4am I have the most important exam of my life tomorrow and I’m sitting laughing my head off at this nonsense 😂

  • @MattJDave
    @MattJDave Před 4 lety +2

    Poor Baby Euan just wanted to help people find love and was rekt by the Dragons.

  • @randomsailor6580
    @randomsailor6580 Před 5 lety +5

    I’m normally a person who doesn’t laugh but I’m dying 😂

  • @jackdey9153
    @jackdey9153 Před 3 lety +3

    I’m a racing driver.
    Thank you very much.

  • @jamesfield1674
    @jamesfield1674 Před 4 lety +3

    I lost it at "grease in your mouth" Just James is brilliant

  • @threesugarssevensugars2113

    Baby Euan wanted 15000 pounds to help people find love
    You scare the hell out of me

  • @cattusfattus6369
    @cattusfattus6369 Před 5 lety +2

    Some of his best work yet

  • @ryanyates9048
    @ryanyates9048 Před 5 lety +2

    I’m actually howling at this - I got tears coming out my eyes...

  • @MrMatt_Gray
    @MrMatt_Gray Před 5 lety +1

    Literally in tears. Amazing

  • @BigBoyShannyJ
    @BigBoyShannyJ Před 5 lety +3

    I find this content funny, not just because of the sick edits but because my mum is actually a dragon's den!

  • @JennaDaniella
    @JennaDaniella Před 2 lety +1

    I don't understand why I find these videos so hilarious! I'm literally crying with laughter and I don't know why! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RyanLaker
    @RyanLaker Před 4 lety +1

    i love every single one of your videos and laugh all the time

  • @prabhdeep__
    @prabhdeep__ Před 5 lety +1

    £310 pound business empire

  • @Tunes5995
    @Tunes5995 Před 4 lety +4

    3:10 you don’t need to be here so I don’t know why your here
    SURPRISED PIKACHU FACE

  • @tob19
    @tob19 Před 4 lety +10

    *We are offering 500% of Roberts earnings*

  • @laurenmclachlan
    @laurenmclachlan Před 5 lety +24

    I can cook pizzas too

  • @ChefBarry
    @ChefBarry Před 4 lety +6

    Grease in your mouth
    This is how we’ll deliver this
    Food
    Hahahahaha

  • @Gleestuff3000
    @Gleestuff3000 Před 5 lety +2

    I’m crying
    Sitting on a cornflake

  • @elisebardot1315
    @elisebardot1315 Před 5 lety +5

    creasing this is too much

  • @dedoidshighvisvest8264
    @dedoidshighvisvest8264 Před 5 lety +3

    The names u come up with are great

  • @thesupermarioking8960
    @thesupermarioking8960 Před 4 lety

    Your game show edits are the best so I subbed

  • @sbomorse
    @sbomorse Před 5 lety

    This is the best video you've done!!!

  • @thegamerkidstv
    @thegamerkidstv Před 5 lety +2

    I've sat in a car

  • @OriJ123
    @OriJ123 Před 3 lety +1

    "53 year old hairdresser pizza jones" cracks me up

  • @kermitenthusiast485
    @kermitenthusiast485 Před 3 lety +2

    Poor Baby Euan.

  • @bunoassruns
    @bunoassruns Před 5 lety +3

    This is the funniest video on earth

  • @petervolkovoy7516
    @petervolkovoy7516 Před 3 lety +2

    These are the Dragons.
    Five working mum with four children
    On their way to the Formula Ford Championship.
    There, over the next eight weeks, they'll poop.
    The Dragons know how to cook pizzas;
    Five of Britain's most enterprising and wealthy business people;
    They built up their fortunes from scratch.
    James Caan made his millions creating a novelty bedsheet, he now clothes me.
    Glaswegian entrepreneur Lewis Hamilton £310 business empire includes a previous business that was shut down owing 200,000 pounds.
    Deborah Meaden earned her fortune after becoming a single mum in 2005.
    Theo Paphitis is Theo Paphitis, who's constantly shows the positions of people by tracking their mobile phone signals.
    53-year old hairdresser Peter Jones has built up a house with a business portfolio that ranges from telecom and leisure to the frozen pizza market.
    *TITLE SEQUENCE PLAYS, NORMAL PITCH, FASTER SPEED*

  • @caitlinmorley384
    @caitlinmorley384 Před 4 lety +1

    53 year old hairdresser peter jones... had me dying

  • @blackcatnero2935
    @blackcatnero2935 Před 4 lety +1

    i fucking love this channel

  • @Alex-tq4jd
    @Alex-tq4jd Před 5 lety

    Never fails to make me laugh

  • @kylesewell7794
    @kylesewell7794 Před 5 lety +4

    Deborah meaden got her fortune after qualifying for benefits

  • @huw1392
    @huw1392 Před 4 lety

    This is beautiful

  • @archiesutherland6127
    @archiesutherland6127 Před 5 lety +2

    This is quality!!!!!!

  • @thomasroberts9031
    @thomasroberts9031 Před 5 lety +1

    Laughed at the Theo description

  • @DB67_
    @DB67_ Před 5 lety +7

    You need to do a video on Catchphrase

  • @SubscribersWithNoVideos-oe4pe

    6 dislikes were the dragons and the presenter.

  • @banzaiboy1597
    @banzaiboy1597 Před 4 lety +2

    IT'S ACETONE!

  • @nehix
    @nehix Před 5 lety +2

    2:56 I’m going to cry 😂

  • @pdan4
    @pdan4 Před měsícem

    Genius.

  • @user-jt5vm3mi1w
    @user-jt5vm3mi1w Před 3 lety

    Thanks for the laughs

  • @smurfy
    @smurfy Před 5 lety +6

    MORE DRAGONS DEN EDITS PLEASE

  • @ipr0907
    @ipr0907 Před 5 lety +1

    1:47 LOOOOL

  • @distortionuk8866
    @distortionuk8866 Před 5 lety +2

    Just james you are the G.O.A.T

  • @megazenn22
    @megazenn22 Před 3 lety +2

    I'd invest in that baby :)

  • @RealMevs
    @RealMevs Před 5 lety +9

    Hapax legonemenon

  • @dj.m682
    @dj.m682 Před 5 lety

    Love the motorsport reference

  • @jordanmoore9551
    @jordanmoore9551 Před 4 lety +3

    He's looking for an investment of £10, for 50,000% of his business😂😂

  • @steviebunda
    @steviebunda Před 5 lety

    “Creating a novelty bedsheet.”

  • @alexius_1
    @alexius_1 Před měsícem

    You Are Wrong
    I'll Tell Ya Why Your Wrong
    Cause Your Wrong
    (that got me dying lol🤣)

  • @scrambled5948
    @scrambled5948 Před 5 lety

    This needs more views

  • @CoalPoggers
    @CoalPoggers Před 4 lety +2

    Should’ve been How to train your Dragoons

  • @JennaDaniella
    @JennaDaniella Před 2 lety

    THE BABY DID NEED TO BE THERE!

  • @---wj6jy
    @---wj6jy Před 5 lety +1

    a novelty bedsheet

  • @thegdpwhytea439
    @thegdpwhytea439 Před 5 lety

    perfection

  • @trixnglz1871
    @trixnglz1871 Před 3 lety +1

    One we are number one started playing I died 😂

  • @noncecocaine4939
    @noncecocaine4939 Před 5 lety

    That made me proper laugh

  • @scalpingsnake
    @scalpingsnake Před 5 lety +50

    SPOILERS
    We are number one memes never get old hahah XD

  • @furrettheferret9562
    @furrettheferret9562 Před 4 lety +1

    Looks like dream works needs more money so they want sponsors