One Weird Tip to WIN ANY STREET FIGHT
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I share a quick fight story of how I found out this strange tip to help give you the advantage in any street fight, to help you stay safe and unhurt. It's the defensive equivalent to brass knuckles. And it's legal! - Sport
So basically your childhood was an 80's movie
Outsiders
+Super Namek PonyBoy 😂😂 It does actually sound like the Outsiders.
This is exactly like the soches vs greasers. Im probably gonna re watch that movie just cause of this video lol
Super Namek lol dont think i have seen that movie
omg kill me 😅
I wear full headgear whenever I go outside, so I will be fine.
Noah Woodworth I think it was sarcasm 😂
Noah Woodworth
I was once told I was mentally challenged, and I looked up what it meant and it sounds like I might be. But I can't be sure because I'm too stupid to figure it out.
Noah Woodworth The guy is trolling you so hard.
Finlay Spenceley i was being sarcastic
Noah Woodworth oh okay 😂😂
I actually knew a guy who would carry a mouth guard to school. The intimidation alone of pulling the piece from his back pocket was enough to get kids to leave him alone.
i carry one because its easier for when i do rugby at school but i dont put it in because if i lose with it in i feel like ill get bullied for wearing it you get me?
@@jimsand7815 No
Funny, because every since wrestling and football in highschool I've carried a mouthpiece, and I'm 39 now. Always stay ready, it keeps you young.
Who wants peace must prepare for war
@@kharonhaden5136 Throw dog shit at the opponent!
The mouthpiece is strength. The mouthpiece is hope. The mouthpiece is everything you need. Wear it and you will be enveloped in a spiritual barrier.
UPDATE: I got destroyed by two thugs. They took my money, shoes, and mouthpiece.
XxDonLoboxX Little Bitch
@@DivineMessanger weeb
Joe Mama stfu (Joe mama) ugly azz name
Joe Mama your comeback sounded like a some kid friendly bully roast
@@DivineMessanger you literally called his name ugly that's a fucking Elementary school comeback
That IS a weird tip.
I never realized a simple mouthpiece could make you win any street fight.
This will make me invincible on the streets as long as I don't encounter another mouthpiece wearer.
Also if you make eye contact with another mouth piece user, that means they want a Pokemon battle
***** They're comfy and easy to wear!
George Cataloni Pokemons?
***** Lol, no, I meant the mouth piece. It's a reference to something in the Pokemon games.
***** it's a special force field mouthpiece that protects you and everyone you love for miles, brilliant tip!
your childhood was the outsiders movie
Daniel Bowen the book is way better, but yeah...
metalforlife66 haha
yes!😂
Good movie
stay gold pony boy
Imagine this is a mouth piece sponsored video LOL
Whoa ahaahahah stfu no one cares
@Zykor fr, these dudes are braindead I swear to God
VoLT Huskk jesus whats ur problem
@@jaydon7819 but you still took the time to comment ya clown
Made it 1k likes
The real question is... how did U get out of school early
In most high schools all you have to do is walk out. No body notices you walking unless you make it obvious
Cris in my high school they register in registration, lesson 2,4 and 6 so i cant escape 😂
@@jaydon7819 what does that even mean
Jacob Tran they make sure we are in the school
Legit just walk out
His childhood sounds like something eminem would rap about
MrMaddog2004 agreed lol
Nah, not once did I hear him mention his mom's spaghetti.
yep
MrMaddog2004 true
TW0T0NGUE Moms spaghetti comes once in a Lifetime
Taking one's pants off and revealing the Purple Thong of Power usually works.
lol
MrChow While wearing the Purple Thong of Power
Doing anything that unpredictable and shocking will throw any attacker off enough forfeit.
Goat Boat Maybe like farting and burping at the same time?
Joe Hanson lol...that's awesome.
I got kicked in the balls, but I'm fine cus I got my mouth piece in. 😂😂
Lol
Gud one bro
Funniest comment lmao
jamb ok buddy
and cup then too along with long with the mouth piece
To avoid a fight, I just tell my opponent that I'm pregnant... I'm a guy and luckily I have a beer belly.....
😂😂😂😂
Beer bellies!
2 things can happen:
They'll leave you thinking you're stupid
Or they'll burst out laughing
with all this "did you just assume my gender" kind of stuff they will believe you
This guy is a legend. A true hero. Homer Simpson of our time and place.
Top Tip to win ANY street fight: Hide behind a large dumpster, jump in last when everyone else is knackered and beat them with a large object. Remember, history is only written by the winners.
Hot Potatoes welp, Touché
Hot Potatoes
Damn right.
Hot Potatoes a
Excellent
Hot Potatoes ur jokes😂😂😂
How to win a street fight in 4 easy steps
1. Pull your pants down
2 Yell "YOU WANNA RAZZLE DAZZLE
3. ???
4. Profit
100% recommended
Hugh G. Rection pro strats
Human Robot then u gotta Razzle Dazzle
Human Robot bite his wee wee off
***** Then you razzle dazzle harder
I thought you were gonna say "In the end, the best way to win ANY fight, is to walk away."
totally agree... i studied kyokushin for a looong time.... my instructor, 5th dan, said the best thing is run if you can
@@bikesboardsbeats lmao run??? thats bullshit, you cant run from your problems, they will follow you. that is how a weak person would handle a situation like this. then whoever you run from would KNOW you were a pussy and just go after you harder.
Jakeah18 I think he meant when you can walk away, knowing you could have defended yourself if you needed to, but decides to not to because you could hurt them bad well it’s your choice end of the day, and a price to pay
@@Jaybiv lmao man, you sound like talentless writer. Anyway, he probably meant just avoid fight, not run away when you get into one
@Kaan Güneş i think its the opposite... most fights are avoidable but that like 10% is why we train.
Another tip:
Hope that your enemy doesn’t see this as well.
how to win every street fight...stay strapped and don't get caught slippin
yup
Factz
Liquid Swordz facts
More like how to win a trip to prison. Just box someone one on one instead of being scared of catching a beating. That's how people ruin their own lives and the lives of others.
Adriana Acosta it's a damn joke
local mom finds 1 weird tip to win any street fight! Self defense teachers hate her!
Hahahaha that's hilarious. #AndTrue.
haha, that comment actually made me chuckle 😁
Lol all the ads.
abbe doncins sounds like a porn
Swag 420 lmao those ads are so fake
5:43 dude ive never heard him curse lmao.
Lmfaoo was about to say that
Sounded so good
Needed to replay that 6 more times
He hit it with that Philly F bomb too 😂
Hahaha lol i like how he say it
the principal got knocked out
*oof*
Synthホ knocked down not out
7205buttas are you dumb
@@7205buttas shut the fuck up
Whoever did it was probably wanted to do it for awhile. They were waiting for just the right moment...😂😂😂
7205buttas your right
If you're gonna fight take your pants off first, nobody wants to fight a guy with no pants.
SlapYoMomma this made me crack the fuck up, thankyou
SlapYoMomma u aint lying
true, its a video with prankers that dress up as clowns, they get attacked and the pranker takes hes pants of and the attackers run.
SlapYoMomma Randy from Trailer Park Boys 😂😂😂
Haha
how to win: Suprise nutshot
r*
Chaosesoteriker not if it's a surprise... do you understand what surprise means?
RetroRanting It's a legit good way to win
RetroRanting I'ma cat if I do? Good to know. And it's actually one of the best ways to win, also one of the most dangerous. If they catch your foot youre fucked, if you miss youre fucked, if they have a cup on youre fucked. So it's actually a good and bad tactic, but it's very useful. thanks
RetroRanting I don't get bullied and I can fight better than a pathetic sonic lover like you. And stop calling me a cat.
1 weird tip is (PULL OUT A GUN)
Also if you snitch to a cop they will know it was you who hit them
No need to fight, just use a Rift-To-Go
Big fax
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10,000 subs no vids challenge r/wooosh
@@CornfordYT 💖
Word
thanks you took so long to get to the tip i just got my ass kicked
bro you gotta know some basis of actually knowing how to fight , but then again you are joking , but then again , if this does happen to you , you are a fucking dumbass .
Joe Blow haha
Freshie it's a joke...
Joe Blow 😂😂😂😂
Joe Blow lol
+1 defense
Special ability: *knock out resistance*
Street fighter used: Kick to the Body!
Defender : used parry, block unsuccessful.
Sage of dark arts: Summons stone demond (10% endurance)
use testicle guard just as a teeth guard. (it'll fit in your backpac)
This is the first time I've heard someone else besides me give that advice.
I've carried a mouth piece in my pocket for more than a decade now. Some of my friends like to joke about it, but that's OK with me because word gets around. Long story short, the few times I put it in my mouth for a street fight... My opponent backed out after seeing me put it in my mouth.
You won the fight before it even started
Man this is an old gem this is the first video I watched loved your videos since then and I’ve learned so much from you!!
" u get hit in the mouth it's gonna hurt a little bit " " you hit him in the mouth you BREAK HIS FUCKING TEETH IN "
300th like!!!
@@furiosity55156 years later and it only gained 8 likes 😭😭😭
Thug: gimme your wallet
me: hol up lemme put in my mouthguard
thug: lol ok hurry up
underrated comment
The fact that the thug says "lol" 😂😂
thug would have a weapon anyway tbh
U got a knife to worry about.
I bet you at least one kid was yelling “Woorrrrllldd Staaarrrr” during the first fight. 😂
Lil peen peen this was like 6 years ago
This is the first "weird tip" I've seen that is actually weird and a good tip.
Or just walk around wearing a motorcycle helmet all the time.
lol" good one
HIRE2HACK Your stomach is still a vital point
Motocross vest...
Parabola Boost fencing gear.
Stay inside
shane i am sorry about your friends bro
Thanks brotha. Gotta keep on living for him.
thug shit. ill video. lost a bro too. RIP!
fightTIPS you're the homie answering comments on a 4 year old video
can you finish the story in this video? lol
Adam Richards your a virgin
Poor boy had a sore back after doing this video.
Mouthpiece adds:
+5 strength
+10 toughness
+5 agility
+15 confidence
video starts at 4:35
Dirty Harry give this man more likes
Dirty Harry nope its 0:00
Dirty Harry WRONG IT STARTS AT 0:00
Ice Bear shut up, he said its at 4:35 when its starts actual video.
Joon Playz who tf r u to ask ice bear to shut up
how to win every fight
1.throw something at him
2.quickly rush him and drop him off balance
3.when hes on the ground proceed to stomp him out(helps if you got tims on)
been doing this combo since i learned it in a game called "the warriors" hasn't failed me yet
WARRIORS, COME OUT TO PLAYYYYYYU
you sir are a warrior! ;) been fighting like that for years, and im stil fighting! the shit Works! SALUTE
someones been playn dat last of us
AngryMonkeyArmy Most bullies don't have balls...
the warriors rulaz, but id just run towards him at 9vs9 and dropkick any1 then stomp, or get over him, or take him and threw at other modafokas
So did you guys win the fight or not?
They never found the guys
I won
@@Sunbeamingonmedamnwon what
The story got me depressed. Reminded me of the sad fights that would break out among my colleagues for no good reason. All I ever wanted was for people to be safe and enjoy their time together before we all parted ways. Even as a teenager the ways in which kids divided themselves just felt so stupid and needless. But it's not like you can ever stop it.
I always hear about how people regret the mistakes they made as a kid. And I always remember being a kid myself and seeing those mistakes for what they were. What was it about my upbringing that made me understand what those poor kids would only understand after it was too late. It's a cruel world. I'm just glad Shane's okay.
I like how everybody is talking shit. Shows none of you have ever had a real fight. Mouthguard is actually genius.
Sure, if you're a child who's planned to meet a person to fight after school. But in the adult world, where you usually avoid fights and don't go around planning to fight a person, the rare fight breaks out spontaneously, where you don't have time to put a fucking mouthpiece in. smh.
Christian Sierra it's a bit hard to get used to if you fight professionally though. I remember my first karate tournament and it's harder to breath and let out the 'karate scream' as you may call it. So it really drained me dry, stamina-wise, until I got used to it
This is bollucks I'm an amateur boxer and the mouth piece has one purpose which is to help keep your teeth. The mouth guard is uncomfortable and makes it harder to breathe hence why it gets taken out between rounds. I can understand how an average joe would mentally gain confidence in wearing one, not been used to it but that's about it.
dalie1990 i'm sorry but you are without a doubt, 100% wrong, why u ask? shock deterrent.
that being said, i'm a grown ass man who has done muay thai for 4years and boxing for 3... i still just near ran out the bathroom when a drunk was trying to fight me. Between punchers chance (only worried me about 5%, when ur decent and they are pure lifter, they don't know how to throw) going to jail, getting blood on me for my date with a cute girl who just graduated (explain, i got in a fight in the bathroom, to any intelligent, self-respecting, wholesome woman who comes from a good family), did i mention jail? oya and when ur a properly trained adult, any can die from one shot
going through court processes is the most life stalling shit in the world, you don't 100% know the outcome, if u care about ur future, u have to spend stupid amounts on JUST the laweyer let alone a settlement possibility, work hours missed, gas to court houses and your laweyers spanning 3diff cities.
long story short, i've never thrown the first punch (once but we both had agree'd to fight, something i didn't want to do), and if i can, i get out of there, i felt really good about it way later, but at the time i was raging (was a HOT HEAD when i was younger), i swear there's karma, ying&yang shit at play there
He even came over later to try beta me and shake my hand with a smug look on his face, i smiled right back, while he tried squeezing the life out of my hand, i started crushing his, then realized that's not me, and i'm not gonna start a fight while somebodies already got my hand, i let up on my grip, 'wait for him to jump after the handshake'
later his girl was yelling at him in the parking lot still arguing when we left 15min later, and i had slammed my date against her car, making out, before i went back to mine
bombb82 daaaayum nobody asked for a auto biography
Two words: pocket sand
TheDraconianViking
Or salt or pepper
add a little paprika and cumin, stir on high, let rest before serving...
two words: darude sandstorm
Two word counter: swimming goggles
TheDraconianViking lmao yesss
Outsiders [REAL LIFE] 2.0!
YEEEESSS
Yess! 😍😍😂😂😂
YOOOO
That’s exactly what I fckn thought
Such a Good ass movie I loved it
My condolences to your friend and Thank you for the tip, Respect
He gets to the fucking point at 4:40
thanks
Lifesaver
thx man
Chill out. Nothing wrong with a good story. Why are people so impatient?
SirSmurfalot thank you soo much
Until you get hit in the liver. Remember to wear armour made of dragon scales too! Walmart sells them cheap
oreganist BRUH TARUUE
Flack vest works...stab proof...maybe not bullet. Liver punch proof....lol
Ryan Diamond true
walmart also sells guns and knives. that's where every hood man goes before a scrap lmao
WHAT IS THIS? SKYRIM?!?!
Back in high school I used to get into tons of fights, won and lost some but as an ADULT I got way too much to lose to get myself into any altercations on the street. More than often street fights are not fair, people will pull out weapons. I knew someone I went to high school with who lost their life fighting 2 guys on the street, one of the punks pulled out a gun and killed him, he also had a kid too, that child’s gonna grow up without a father now because he couldn’t walk away from something not worth it. If you gotta fight to defend yourself than do so but I believe 8 or 9 times out of ten the fight can be avoided.
If you know who you are fighting it is easy to know if he is gonna pull out a gun or knife
Yusuf Özdemir doesn’t matter people are real quick to pull out weapons in a street fight. Even in high school a kid was expelled and arrested after pulling a knife out on the person he was fighting. Only time I think it’s acceptable to fight is to defend yourself and even if you win be wary of the consequences. I’m an adult I can’t afford to get arrested. Back in high school yes but now no. It took me growing up realizing all those fights I’d been in high school could of been avoided because I didn’t have to prove sh*t to anyone. My advice to anyone especially teenagers, take boxing or mma type of classes, learn to fight so you never have to. Learn to let go of your ego/pride. Learn to be mentally strong. Take care and God bless.
@@Westcoast10 I am a student in a high school what about one hit fights in school like an elbow strike and its over, what would be the consequences?
Yusuf Özdemir in my experience both parties are gonna be at fault, my advice is not to start anything. If he hits you then of course do what you need to do to defend yourself. If you’re strong enough to walk away that would honestly be the best option. I know it’s hard because you’re in high school but ask yourself why do you need to fight this person if they haven’t hit you?
@@Westcoast10 I have reason to start a fight and my opponent is weaker than me i know i am %100 sure i just want him to know that he can't do anything he wants
I became emotional when he described how his friend died
Top tier pro tip: Remove your pants and reveal your manliness. Run towards him and i guarantee you he will run away from you.
Caution: Only works if your opponent is not gay.
The story was interesting. Thanks but im not in that big hurry to the next youtube video.
THE OPPONENT IS BLINDED (GOOD JOB PIKACHU)
I thought that was what the vid was gonna be about like everyone says to do that when u get jumped
rabbit uchiha quality tip right there totally agree
But they wont see anything in your case.. right?
Tbh I’d love to see this as a movie
Same 😂😂😂
Failed abortion
It would be great
the outsiders...
2:42 I thought Shane was gonna pull out the 'just don't fight and you win' card at this point
Video starts at 5:32
Thanks
LOL
This reminds me of the outsiders
Lear Lawliet Umg YOU KNOW THE BOOK??? I read about it at school with our class lmaoo
That is one of my favorite books. Good shit.
Lear Lawliet I know right me 2 that movie was beast
One of the few movies that lived up to the book.
Read that in school couple years back, and the movie was tooooo sick
The thing is, who wants to be that guy who carries around a fucking mouthguard in his pocket at all times, and as soon as anyone starts acting aggressively, puts it in his mouth as discreetly as possible, but still causing everyone in the vicinity to think "what the fuck is this guy doing?".
Russell Jackson omg I couldn't stop laughing at this comment, you've made my day😂😂😂
Russell Jackson shidd I got a mouth guard
Russell Jackson I've been doing this for years and I make it as obvious as possible that I'm putting one in. It's actually stopped a few fights
+Foxtrot6624 I can imagine it stopping a fight haha. If you think about it, the opponent is probably having second thoughts as to who you are. You could be a pro fighter for all they know. You're smart and I like you...✌
Foxtrot6624
No doubt it has a decent chance of working, it's just such an odd thing to have one in your pocket 24/7 haha :D
i really love this video, it helped me in many street fights, so much that nobody wants to start a problem with me. Till this day, i believe that this is the best piece of advice for any street fight. I've won all my fights ever since i saw this video. Thank you for the fight tip and every other fight tip that has help me.
Bro for a reason i could remember this story years ago.. and here i am back
IF YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR 6MIN OF BACKSTORY SKIP TO 4:33
YOU'RE WELCOME
Yoann Morais hero's don't always have capes
Yoann Morais i was looking for this comment
*flies away without cape*
Yoann Morais thx bro
Now I want to watch the first 4:33 just to see how he fit 6 minutes in it.
Definitely an advertisement for mouth guards
Jamie Tyler Haha sort of! Advertisement for staying safe!
Terrible tip. I was hoping for more.
+Qadada the one guy who hopes for more
"Honey are you ready to go out for dinner" - - Sh-t No I'm not ready, I can find my mouthpiece"
"Slip a mouthpiece in your pocket" XD
dude, this shit is legit and works. a mouth piece doesnt only give you an advantage AND more confidence, it can also scare the shit out of your opponent, because once he sees you put in that mouth guard, he's gonna realise that your not fucking around, that you mean buisiness, and that'll scare the crap out of them.
True
+Rusty Blade Next time I see a bad guy put in a mouthpiece I'll have to remember to shoot somewhere else-
+J Striker lol
+Rusty Blade Yes and you may be able to knock the dude out in that fraction of a second while he is still a little shocked at seeing that.
And plus he might think "Well...I don't have one mouth piece too, damm!"
Instructions were unclear, got my ear stuck in a sewing machine :(
Wtf
Lexster wear a mouth guard lol
You win!!
I had a friend, in WV, when we used to go out drinking, he would wear a cup. Now he was a golden gloves and tuffman champ. But he had on that cup when we would go out on the town.
Why are you trying to make this even weirder
thank you dude actual good advice im gonna make all my friends do this if we get into a fight
Okay next time some guys jump me on the street I'll tell them to wait there while I go and grab a mouth piece...
Vape Nation youll gonna always have it with you its not big
+Vape Nation just keep it in your pocket.
if some random guy attacks you with no warning, fight dirty, kick them in the balls, bite their throat/face anything like this, you don't know what they can do to you, they have no respect for you as they're attacking you, so show no respect for them, literally try to kill them, get the mentality that you have to kill him to survive, mouthpiece is something for a prep street fight or if you carry it with you and someone starts on you, shouting at you, you can put it in
He basically just said wear a mouthguard
na he said grown some balls
PJ Davis thank you, this is what i was looking for
Could have cut 6 minutes off this video
nahh he told a story which attempted to dissuade people who came here looking for fights from fighting people in the street. The point of this was to attract people who would be stupidly looking for street fights through a tip about street fights to then tell them that people can actually die and you can get seriously hurt and maybe make it less likely they will go out and get hurt or hurt others.
All that fucking bullshit for 7 minutes that you'll never get back was so worth it... I never would have figured it out if he hadn't given us the white boy version of boyz n tha hood. What a fucking goof.
Ok so what if the guy im fighting watches this video then what?
Then I guess you rely on your skills at that point
it will be a skill match up like leblanc vs zed
Scheise Scheise I know this was a year ago but why the fuck did you make a league of legends reference lol
That's why you get to fight tips before your opponent does
@@scheisescheise3592 gay reference
That's actually super clever advice.
You can even put that thing in as a bluff. Makes it look like you are a capable fighter.
Best tip, run away and try to do it with dignity.
im all about running away bro, but there is no way to do it with dignity xD
Peter C what if you are slow
Wouldn't have got you a stripe in my book, but Meek and them are G's for snuffing Beans, so this is the world of today. We had a code of ethics in my hood when I grew up. I stood up to a lot of jumps, to show them I was more thorough than any of them. I made sure to do damage, then I denied all damage done to me, if I could, and if not I'd still downplay it and act like I ain't learn nothing at all. Go the same way tomorrow by myself and all that. I tried to avoid causing unnecessary damage, so there were times I mobbed up and went back to let them know what's good, but if I thought the shit was really nothing, or the dudes wasn't really bout nothing serious, I said fuck that shit and carried it like,"thank you please come again",
Yasir Alfukurassup I think I understand what you were saying
you gonna sue me to the world is a ghetto, every hoods the same. Then the long comment was in response to the guy saying he would have ran and called that a win. That has its limits, but i used to very seldom run, even from getting jumped. I was always a dude that reserves violence for a last resort, or more defense of violent action, and never did it for a rep or name, though i have ganged up to avenge or more so bring individuals to understanding of certain respect that will be given unquestionably. Though most times i didn't feel this was needed so i mainly stuck to myself. If you took part in jumping me, you got hurt. I made sure you were going to remember me, then I'd make sure you see me the next time you go wherever we crossed paths. You wanna try again, so be it..You'll get tired of this before me hopefully. If I feel it gotta be something else, so be it, and it takes specific threat to life limb and or family, that then takes all other considerations off the table. I know you felt me at first, but i decided to slow up my slanguage a bit after all.
R.I.P to your friend
Finally poppin the 100 like
Really appreciate that you shared it with us, and of course thanks for the tip
I always carry my mouthguard when I am going somewhere like shows or clubs.
This would have been an awesome movie!
Dgern I agree, haha. Have you watched My Fight Story yet? czcams.com/video/55ZYKjRjsfI/video.html
***** Awesome tips... just subscribed. How's come you didn't finish the story, though? What happened with the 3 of you vs the lot of them?
Why the fuck am I watching this haha
It's like, I'm waiting for there to be a point. Took me about to the 5 minute mark to realize he's just high AF.
Yourtube you got it
Came here for the lolz mate. Wear a mouth piece! I have better advice, move your fucking HEAD.
I thought it'd be interesting
You’re a boss bro, I like your inspirational speeches, ima keep my mouth piece with me from now on 🤣🤣🤣
good advice I thought about this earlier too now I watch you say it too, you actually have experience doing it so im glad its actually a good idea
Was ur childhood west side story
Sad Canadian Boy omg, you just made milk come out of my nose!
The tip is to wear a mouth piece. You don't need to watch a 6 minute video anymore:)
yeah but he's also sharing his experience, especially with the youngest ones that never lived anything like that
That was the first video I watched from you, a couple of years ago, and that what got me started on your channel .... I've been watching it for something like 4-5 years already :-D
Real talk this is true, it gives you more confidence in a nerve racking situation like a fight. Iv been boxing for a few months now and I carry that shit with me
4:02 holy shite he sharted so hard
Reaper iM FUCKIGN WEAK
LMFAO
Funny!
Took his breath away, too.
Dude that could have been anything why is your first thought he shat himself
We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways.
One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere.
Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
Ted Crilly ) Did that happen back in nineteen dickety two? We had to say dickety because the Kaiser had stolen our word twenty.
nineteen dickety two it was ... that was the year that the state circus rolled into town ... or was that dickety three, I really can't tell, they had a freak show with one phenomenal lil feller called waffle boy. Hock dickety could that guy tell a story, he'd start out with big talk bout how him an his crazy friends used to carry round gum shields in their pockets in case they done got into a feud, and how they came in handy for when they had to suck off a hobo down at the soda fountain.
the kaiser had done stole our word 'hot' too.
woulda fought the ol' feller for it, but he had this amazin trick of carryin round a gum shied in his breeches at all times.
Ted Crilly dafuq did i just read
I'm fucking dead
I don't think a mouthguard is even close to being equivalent to brass knuckles... tf
The *defencive* equivalent
Macdonalds Internet the DEFENSIVE *** equivalent would be more like head gear or some shit not a mouth guard
Lmao i was high asf i dont even remember posting that
Hahaha
Mr Solo Dolo VI mouthguard and brass knuckles :D
I love this. Unfortunately where I’m from, it’s more than assuming... everyone has guns. Flint MI needs help.
Sorry, can I ask where are you from ?
I thought it would be "When he starts charging, pull your pants down."
dude we gotta share story's I could almost said what you said word for word no lie much respect
+darthshitface Amen, stay safe man.
+fightTIPS I was once in a street fight with an older boy (I'm a girl) I could of died people there helping me could of died. Anyway what happened was he started to punch people I knew and then he punched my friend she had a nose bleed that's when I couldn't take it I couldn't just sit and watch him do it I mean like punch anyone in his way like who hell has the right to do that?! so I punched him back he chased after me I started running for him but he caught up with me and he grapped my hair and smashed my face in the ground I was laying there struggling to even breathe then he picked up a bike he lifted over me and went to throw it at me then the other boys that knew me and people I didn't even started punching him and he leafed
I still see him today but I just want revenge for what he did that was a year ago from now I had cuts on my leg Bruce and my head was hurt bad my friend had a broken nose I want ravage I'm going to get it one day.
+Kaci Clarke dam Kaci wish i was there im not thebest fighter thats why i watched and liked and subbed to this guy i'd help u with all i had bloody of not broken bones til death do i stop .im notsuicidal but i like to help people and make friends if u want we can be friends? u'll see my name but i have the nickname os kms4life im a hero sort of i'll talk more but where do u want to talk with me ? im here anytime anywhere james mitchell born janurary 12 2000 im 6foot 4 and 300 lbs nice to meet u kaci
+darthshitface THANKS, I WAS GETTING BORED , WHAT A LONG VIDEO
sweet video my man!! hard core!!😆
Yo this man just told me his whole life story, then was like bring a mouth piece
Thank you that is a good one I never thought about that
More stories you are a really
Really good story teller this is my fav vid out of all of yours
Christopher Mccarty same
this story sounds like a story that someone would daydream about
Thanks Mr. Shane for the tip appreciate more tips to help me out in a ring on the street thank you sir take care
You have heart man, I respect you so much
actuarly.... let me give you some tips to win most of streetfights, that i learn from the street:
1-be the first to hit
2-learn to hit hard,
3-allways keep hitting...so your oppenent will not have time to hit
Actually,Actually is spelled Actually,
OK, thank you for letting me know :)
and one other tip: don't let him hit the maximum you can, missing hits will make him tired but hitting will give more poer like the angry power , so another one is to "Learn to dodge hits" and specialy the head. cover you head :)
Real life button mashers. Funny thing, it works. Aggression, aggression, aggression.
lol, let me give you a tip to win a streetfight
- don't lose it :)
the tip is a mouthpiece no need to watch this whole video
But what if I never read the Outsiders or played Warriors?
+Tone Oh thank you, you saved me 6 min of my life!!
Tone Oh but it's a cool story
RJ17 I wonder what you did with those six minutes, did it change your life?
Love you man your tip's always be working good and help me to know the martial arts techniques got under stand easier specially in muay thai
Good advice. But some legal advice, you should always wrap up saying you don’t support or condone brawls or fighting in the street.
Who here requested legal advice from a keyboard lawyer.
I live in Canada, and nothing even close to a fight has ever occurred in any of my schools or neighborhoods. Are street fights actually so common place in America?
im in canada and have been in a few and seen many. Depends where you are. Upper class private schools most likely wont have fights but a public school in low income area ..different world.
Papa Smurf Tell that to Poland and Belgium.
Canadians aren't fighters I'd like to here you say that to George st Pierre
Watch our national sport and youll see a lot of fist fights. Canada isnt a race its a country so there is no Canadian gene....we have a huge immigrant population too..and the original native population..soo yeah I dont need to guess where your from.....you would learn this in school if your government wasn't spending all its money on wars.
Corky Buchek I wasn't even speaking of the immigrants... I was speaking of the French inhabitants.. Don't even try to say that I am UN-educated.. Maybe I should have been more detailed in the group I was referring to.. The French people have become weak, even in France.. Allowing immigrants to flood your country and not doing anything about it, is a sign of weakness..
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The leader of the freshman. That’s a new one
Did he jus say that this won’t work in a boxing match ? 😂
no
He said it won't give you an advantage in a boxing/mma match because obviously you both will be wearing a mouth piece...
Bruh watch your back
Someone has put up a fortnite base behind you. You might get sniped or rpg'd
RVRS BASS & PSY UNDERGROUND oh no no no no 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fuck sakeeee😂
I laughed too hard at this
Ahahahahaha
Dammmmmmmnnnn😂😂😂😂😂