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  • @GirlWithTheDogs
    @GirlWithTheDogs  Před 2 lety +1510

    Happy Hoodies now available on my website!
    www.girlwiththedogs.com

    • @sofiazalazar6904
      @sofiazalazar6904 Před 2 lety +9

      Hi Vanessa, I need your help. So my cat is absolutely terrified of water, sometimes he even scares himself when he is drinking it lol. And I really need to give him a bath because well he stinks ..so do you have any suggestions as to what I can do to calm him down more once he is inside the bath tub.
      Thank you.
      By the way i love your videos so much and they always make me smile. I really appreciate everything you have done to help these adorable creatures.

    • @stacythomas1587
      @stacythomas1587 Před 2 lety +3

      Hi! I laughed my a** off wth these two beauties! lol
      Have you've ever been bitten and is there any breed you won't groom? Thank you for all you do...

    • @stacythomas1587
      @stacythomas1587 Před 2 lety +12

      @@sofiazalazar6904 Hi Sofia...you can get cleansing wipes made especially for kitties...probably on Amazon. My cat hates water, too, but he will tolerate the indignity of these wipes lol. If you do have to give kitty a bath, try to clip his "murder mittens". Hopefully Vanessa can give you some good tips. Your vet can probably give some great advice. Also, check out Jackson Galaxy(he is like a cat whisperer, seriously....funny, entertaining and HIGHLY informative) and his CZcams videos. He has an answer for everything plus has a show on the Animal Planet. GOOD LUCK!

    • @sofiazalazar6904
      @sofiazalazar6904 Před 2 lety +3

      @@stacythomas1587 Thank you!

    • @MrJx4000
      @MrJx4000 Před 2 lety +1

      OMG, that's too funny Vanessa. I mentioned this in another video, that you should make up a 12-month calendar with some of the funniest happy hoodies pics (maybe one for cats and dogs?).

  • @Just_Pele
    @Just_Pele Před 2 lety +27241

    "That's your SISTER!"
    "It's ok, we're royalty."

  • @lizr4076
    @lizr4076 Před 2 lety +19373

    "You're farting at the same time! Stop!" Lmao

    • @wafflenerfy
      @wafflenerfy Před 2 lety +313

      This comment told me this was gonna be a great video

    • @bravehearticus
      @bravehearticus Před 2 lety +185

      Don't all males?

    • @Smudgie33
      @Smudgie33 Před 2 lety +199

      Not worried about trying to shag his sister but just about the farting at the same time! lol Love it!

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 Před 2 lety +127

      Perfectly balanced as all things should be

    • @th3doc771
      @th3doc771 Před 2 lety +40

      @@Smudgie33 ikr 😂 that's what I thought too.

  • @67comet
    @67comet Před rokem +2322

    "You're farting at the same time. Stop!" Blurt laughed .. too fun .

    • @leesweets4110
      @leesweets4110 Před rokem +4

      At the same time... as who?

    • @lonelyronin2428
      @lonelyronin2428 Před rokem +33

      ​@@leesweets4110 one dog was farting, then both. so both are farming at the same time as each other.

    • @leesweets4110
      @leesweets4110 Před rokem

      @@lonelyronin2428 Ah, there was two other people in the room besides the mops.

    • @Harsovoimaa
      @Harsovoimaa Před 10 měsíci

      blurt?

    • @Harsovoimaa
      @Harsovoimaa Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@leesweets4110 the hell u mean by that?? the other person wasnt farting

  • @KingKogi
    @KingKogi Před rokem +806

    As a Pekingese owner, I absolutely agree 😂 “if you have a Pekingese, you are not their owner, but rather their servant.” RIP my lovely royal dragon dog, Spudgy

    • @ethylg7572
      @ethylg7572 Před rokem +41

      I was like “wait, Spudgy?!” And then looked at the profile and went “Oh!!! Cool!!!”
      Spudgy was the absolute best! Thank you so much for sharing him with us! He is part of what inspired me to look for my own little cotton ball with teeth (Shih tzu mix) so I will be eternally grateful to him.
      RIP Spudgy! 💖💖💖

    • @artsygal112
      @artsygal112 Před rokem +17

      Loved Spudgy!

    • @manicpixiefangirl4189
      @manicpixiefangirl4189 Před rokem +8

      That is the best name ever😊

    • @HeyItsZee_
      @HeyItsZee_ Před rokem +13

      rest in peace king spudgy
      He's been in my thoughts I watched EYK for years

    • @joshleenall
      @joshleenall Před rokem +7

      Funny, I had one named Pudge.

  • @NoJusticeNoPeace
    @NoJusticeNoPeace Před 2 lety +8472

    Pekingese dogs were regarded as having dragon spirits capable of defending their masters from demonic attack, which is why they were so highly valued by royalty.

    • @KenS1267
      @KenS1267 Před 2 lety +532

      I've always wondered if they were bred to look like Fu Lions or Fu Lions were carved to look like them.

    • @tundrawomansays5067
      @tundrawomansays5067 Před 2 lety +267

      Looks like *he* was full of dragon spirits.

    • @NoJusticeNoPeace
      @NoJusticeNoPeace Před 2 lety +104

      @@tundrawomansays5067 She was lucky he didn't fly her off to his lair and eat her.

    • @Worldbuilder
      @Worldbuilder Před 2 lety +25

      @@NoJusticeNoPeace didn’t look like *eating* her was on the menu… ;)

    • @morganrobinson2436
      @morganrobinson2436 Před 2 lety +21

      Odd question…..but is King Caesar from Godzilla modeled after a Pekingese?

  • @0142Jason
    @0142Jason Před 2 lety +11649

    You groomed them so well they had a Lannister moment.

  • @FNHaole
    @FNHaole Před rokem +60

    “...and clearly, I must’ve done a superb job on Isis.”. The steady, dry-humored intonation narrating these visits make these videos highly enteetaining.

  • @BeaverBeaver2003
    @BeaverBeaver2003 Před 2 lety +5329

    Every time you tell a dog they’re being rude/inappropriate, my brain immediately follows it with, “Not you, Meatball.”

  • @MessatsuGoshoryu02
    @MessatsuGoshoryu02 Před 2 lety +6381

    The dog: *being completely normal and reasonable*
    The groomer: So let me tell you how this dog was bred for thousands of years to be an absolute asshole

    • @Bakanineinstein
      @Bakanineinstein Před 2 lety +111

      Thank you for this... Had me laughing for the better part of an hour or so! 🤣👍

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant Před 2 lety +65

      And she called him a bully!

    • @martineshamzin7535
      @martineshamzin7535 Před 2 lety +45

      Not what I saw, but OK.

    • @timtreefrog9646
      @timtreefrog9646 Před 2 lety +154

      He did try to bite her to be fair?

    • @ciara7264
      @ciara7264 Před 2 lety +269

      It's all in good fun. A bit of history, a bit of sass and jokes, makes great CZcams video in my opinion

  • @aleeshagilbert1009
    @aleeshagilbert1009 Před 2 lety +14

    Isis is the egyptian goddess of healing and magic, and Loki is the norse god of mishchief.

  • @talonsandtails501
    @talonsandtails501 Před rokem +107

    My great grandmother had a Pekinese. My aunt and uncle found her as a stray just wandering around and she jumped right into their car when they opened it lol. She was a very sweet and laid back dog who kept my great grandmother company after her husband died. They both passed away a few years ago and I miss them both, but they had good lives

  • @DrThunder88
    @DrThunder88 Před 2 lety +9198

    The opening joke itself is worthy of hitting the like button.

  • @thebatmary5954
    @thebatmary5954 Před 2 lety +4237

    I love how people have been extra about our pets for thousands of years.

    • @swagpigggy5538
      @swagpigggy5538 Před 2 lety +77

      Every dog deserves extra love😁❤️🐕

    • @katherinesullivan9647
      @katherinesullivan9647 Před 2 lety +89

      I know right “he is a dragon spirit” 😭 so small

    • @something3530
      @something3530 Před 2 lety +81

      Remember that cats were worshiped in Egypt if you didn't don't worry your cats will

    • @katherinesullivan9647
      @katherinesullivan9647 Před 2 lety +7

      @@something3530 😭

    • @gabrielbruce1977
      @gabrielbruce1977 Před 2 lety +43

      People have always been people, and that includes being Extra about pets, and it's wonderful

  • @lemitak3867
    @lemitak3867 Před rokem +23

    How to make your OWN pekingese!
    Step 1: Find a mop
    Step 2: Slap two stickers on the top of the mop-these stickers MUST resemble large, adorable eyes.
    Step 3: Find a button to use for the nose
    Step 4: Take off the mop stick
    Step 5: Sprinkle on some sass
    BADABINGBADABOOM
    Your OWN Pekingese!

  • @anakamarvelous
    @anakamarvelous Před rokem +119

    “I had him from an egg y’know? Tiniest thing when he hatched. No bigger than a Pekingese. A PEKINGESE mind you” -sloshed Hagrid

    • @katherineduke3232
      @katherineduke3232 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Omg im so glad that im not the only one who thinks of this line!

  • @Sue_hrec
    @Sue_hrec Před 2 lety +5574

    “You are not their owner, you are their servant”. Ok, so this is basically a cat in a dog hardware 😅😃

    • @guyinthecorner0
      @guyinthecorner0 Před 2 lety +118

      a biological hackintosh if you will

    • @vuchaser99
      @vuchaser99 Před 2 lety +106

      Just not nimble or graceful. The first Chinese tank

    • @ari_valentine
      @ari_valentine Před 2 lety +9

      Yep 🤣🤣

    • @GodisMyNo1
      @GodisMyNo1 Před 2 lety +48

      People serve dogs a lot more than they serve cats

    • @angelagriffin5130
      @angelagriffin5130 Před 2 lety +28

      @@GodisMyNo1 Oh no, I have had both. At least the dog I had, didn't require anywhere near the servitude my two cats required, both the dog and cats were mixed breeds.

  • @docmalthus
    @docmalthus Před 2 lety +3759

    My grandparents had a female Pekinese named Ming. For grooming, my grandma would take her to the "beauty parlor", which consisted of being lifted up onto the washing machine and given a thorough brushing. After, when she was back on the ground, she would strut around looking VERY pleased. Peke's are such characters.

    • @docmalthus
      @docmalthus Před 2 lety +80

      ps If Loki would have tried to mount Ming the way he did his sister Ming would have kicked his butt.

    • @cindyinnew
      @cindyinnew Před rokem +38

      It seems that they truly have a regal way about themselves. It’s as if they know they were bred simply as companions to royalty

    • @WorknotWoke89
      @WorknotWoke89 Před rokem +15

      Loved our neighbors pekinese as a child growing up, it is my job to play with them and take them for a walk. Very lovable as pets but handful.

    • @docmalthus
      @docmalthus Před rokem +10

      @@WorknotWoke89 Like the lady said, we are THEIR servants, not the other way around.

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 Před rokem +19

      Of of ours would let you groom her but only if you were constantly telling her "you are going to be very pretty". If you didn't, she wouldn't put up with it :D she was definitely the queen of the pack
      By the way, Isis is just stunning! It's kind of rare to have a pure white Pekingese, she is beautiful.

  • @fifi8295
    @fifi8295 Před rokem +115

    I love the way she isn't scared of them trying to atack her🐾😍

    • @lunak1391
      @lunak1391 Před 5 měsíci

      never show you're scared

  • @glkification
    @glkification Před 8 měsíci +42

    One of the things I enjoy most about your videos, and what keeps me coming back, is your hilarious and carefully crafted narrative voice overs. Your delivery is so clear, neutral, and dry - love it 😊

  • @azu8240
    @azu8240 Před 2 lety +13965

    "You're farting at the same time!"
    How to destroy the aura of royalty in one sentence!
    Edit: i can't believe my most liked social media comment is about doggie humpie fartie farts...
    Thank you Girl for the informative video! 💛

    • @Hawk1966
      @Hawk1966 Před 2 lety +175

      I died when she said that!

    • @jadefire2817
      @jadefire2817 Před 2 lety +166

      I said in Vanessa's voice: "Inappropriate!"😂

    • @azu8240
      @azu8240 Před 2 lety +106

      @@TheSighphiguy the fart sound begs to differ! 😂

    • @Hawk1966
      @Hawk1966 Před 2 lety +48

      @@TheSighphiguy NO, she said farting. Numerous people have mentioned it.

    • @victoria7t
      @victoria7t Před 2 lety +44

      @@TheSighphiguy no. She said fart because he did fart. Turn up the volume and listen again.

  • @TessuDraws
    @TessuDraws Před 2 lety +2388

    Fun fact: The Pekingese is called Kiinanpalatsikoira in Finnish, which translates to Chinese palace dog.

    • @lesliethiessen4760
      @lesliethiessen4760 Před 2 lety +117

      I think my tongue just knotted itself trying to pronounce that!! 😅

    • @maret1729
      @maret1729 Před 2 lety +113

      That name is bigger than the dog!

    • @suitov
      @suitov Před 2 lety +47

      A very literal name, but pleasant sounding (even in my bad English attempt at Finnish pronunciation).

    • @Quotenwagnerianer
      @Quotenwagnerianer Před 2 lety +55

      @@Ink_Panther Which demonstrates again the strange and inexplicable relationship between Hungarian and Finnish.

    • @Quotenwagnerianer
      @Quotenwagnerianer Před 2 lety +35

      @@Ink_Panther What I meant that it is historically not clear why the Finns and Hungarians have languages closely related.
      Two islands in a sea of slavic languages.

  • @ccsevex1405
    @ccsevex1405 Před rokem +54

    My goblin is the cutest good boy and deserves all the comforts of royalty. 👑 🐶

  • @themaestroslady1812
    @themaestroslady1812 Před rokem +35

    I've been a "Peke parent" all my adult life. I absolutely love the breed. Fortunately, all of mine were sweet and even tempered - never had one that snapped at me the way this little male did.

  • @tonysmith7632
    @tonysmith7632 Před 2 lety +4271

    Dust mop! "Opps, sorry wrong clip" had me rolling!!!
    Hilarious!
    And the grooms are beautiful.
    Thank you for the laugh!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +3

      should i skip school for youtube video making? i making good stuff but i need much time to making. maybe replace school with making videos. i have two girlfriends. thanks for your opinion dear tony

    • @henri898
      @henri898 Před 2 lety +12

      @@AxxLAfriku no! maybe you could try to balance them out instead

    • @siedliko
      @siedliko Před 2 lety +13

      @@AxxLAfriku No, looking at your videos, you better stay at school.
      NEIN NEIN NEIN !!!scheibe!!

    • @TheBlueB0mber
      @TheBlueB0mber Před 2 lety +6

      Forgivable. A truly understandable mistake!

    • @stacythomas1587
      @stacythomas1587 Před 2 lety +6

      YES! I had to rewind to see the first few seconds b4 the joke sunk in lol....extremely clever and brilliantly funny on Vanessa's part, especially wth her dry humor lol.

  • @CynAnne1
    @CynAnne1 Před 2 lety +4492

    My mothers Peke, "Little Girl", would try to bark when she was excited, with her head thrown back, nose pointed straight into the air...but all you'd hear were the sounds of tiny, staccato farts. 💨
    It was hilariously adorable... ❤

    • @dalpz205
      @dalpz205 Před 2 lety +35

      🤣🤣

    • @vixxxenfoxxx3660
      @vixxxenfoxxx3660 Před 2 lety +165

      My mom's Boston terriers were exactly the same. 4 Boston's doing barbershop quartet of flatulent tunes

    • @kuroyuri04
      @kuroyuri04 Před 2 lety +54

      My neighbor have a little pommy that loves to bark everytime using his high pitched soprano tunes for a simple reason (like seeing a cockroach or meet with a bigger maine coon across the street). 😂😂😂

    • @lardlover3730
      @lardlover3730 Před 2 lety +13

      @@vixxxenfoxxx3660 lmaoooo

    • @micheal2458
      @micheal2458 Před 2 lety +10

      LMAO amazing!!

  • @wesleywarrick
    @wesleywarrick Před rokem +10

    The dry humor and sarcasm are my favorite! 😂

  • @joytee4967
    @joytee4967 Před rokem +5

    Reminds me of my two sibling chihuahuas, the late Ferdinand and Isabel. He always had to know where she was and what she was doing, and immediately had to reassert his right to his territory as soon as they were back together. He’s been gone almost two years, but Isabel actually likes when a male dog decides to stick his snoot up her hind end, must feel comforting to her. Dogs, they’re just the best! Thanks for the lense into your world! ❤🐕

  • @LeafseasonMagbag
    @LeafseasonMagbag Před 2 lety +4027

    It’s always fascinating to see dog breeds bred for practically no other purpose than for rich people to brag about.
    I love these wonderful floofs

    • @thoraneh7365
      @thoraneh7365 Před 2 lety +253

      Dogs should be bred for health

    • @LeafseasonMagbag
      @LeafseasonMagbag Před 2 lety +211

      @@thoraneh7365 I completely agree, but I can't stop their breeding from where I am.
      And I can't stop from thinking they are cute.

    • @adrianrandom3448
      @adrianrandom3448 Před 2 lety +134

      @@thoraneh7365 Agreed, however, they're still very cute!
      Let's hope, they also get to be healthy AND cute

    • @narnia1233
      @narnia1233 Před 2 lety +75

      I had a Pekingese, a female. Don’t listen to this review of them. My family’s Pekingese was one of the best dogs we ever owned.
      They’re loving to their family, calm, confident, sweet, loyal. Not overly clingy.
      I’m telling you, you’re missing out on probably the best small companion dog you’ll ever have. No anxious behaviors. Very sturdy too. (They’re stocky, believe it or not and so they’re not afraid of being squashed, unlike many other small dogs).
      My family had an American Eskimo dog, Rhodesian Ridgeback dog, and then the small Pekingese dog and small poodle.
      The Pekingese is definitely at least number 2 in ranking out of those-maybe number 1. BTW, poodle unfortunately is definitely the worst when compared to these others.
      Anyways, yeah, they’re not exactly fond of grooming but most dogs aren’t. Our female Pekingese never bit anyone. Even when my much younger cousin when he was a little boy literally was running around and then reached to grab her face. He was a complete stranger to our dog at the time too.
      She lived to be 16 years old and she was a sweetheart her entire doggy life.
      Also you’ll be surprised to learn that Pekingese dogs are actually very healthy. Our dog died literally of old age-she had dementia and died from that (forgot how to eat, etc. so we had to put her down). But she never had a single illness her entire life. Even at 16 years old her body was apparently completely sound and good, people even thought she was a young puppy, for real. Because she ran around playing with no issues even at that age. People didn’t believe us when we said she was 16 years old.
      Anyways, they are great small dogs.

    • @skeeter9684
      @skeeter9684 Před 2 lety +32

      @@thoraneh7365 Large dogs actually have a lot of health issues, they also live the shortest lives.

  • @likydsplit8483
    @likydsplit8483 Před 2 lety +4106

    In 2019…you would never have convinced me that I’d be so fascinated by dog grooming videos.

    • @Theholyone999
      @Theholyone999 Před 2 lety +9

      In 2019? What?

    • @nthomas87
      @nthomas87 Před 2 lety +83

      It’s all about the presentation. I was recently fascinated with car detailing and lawn mowing. You’d be surprised how many interesting videos there are on mundane chores lol.

    • @marysmith2060
      @marysmith2060 Před 2 lety +17

      Vanessa does an awesome job. Her care for the dogs and cats shines through.

    • @apophis456
      @apophis456 Před 2 lety +14

      @@Theholyone999 they’re saying 3 years ago if you told them this is what they’d enjoy that wouldn’t believe you

    • @sashawhyte7396
      @sashawhyte7396 Před 2 lety

      Same!

  • @seserlight3637
    @seserlight3637 Před 2 lety +24

    I was trying now to laugh throughout the video but the part when she says "The servant that I am shaves out his royal behind." made me crack up so much.✨😂👍

  • @sorryitskylie
    @sorryitskylie Před 5 měsíci +3

    the title on this video just beats every single thing i’ve ever read with my eyes, tysm 🙏🏼

    • @sorryitskylie
      @sorryitskylie Před 5 měsíci

      update: farting did not happen when i expected to, 100/10

  • @WebcrawlerGal
    @WebcrawlerGal Před 2 lety +1890

    The crown of shame, LOL! As always, you have a way of word description.

    • @sjpatrik2
      @sjpatrik2 Před 2 lety +5

      so cute

    • @calkelpdiver
      @calkelpdiver Před 2 lety +4

      Actually it is the "Cone of Shame." You have to watch the movie "Up!" to understand the reference. And you proved every reason why I will never ever own a Pekingese. I'll keep my Golden Retriever's thank you very much.

    • @ahshitherewegoagain7461
      @ahshitherewegoagain7461 Před 2 lety +10

      @@calkelpdiver She called it a 'crown' of shame because the Pekingese are royalty dogs.

  • @KrinchiD
    @KrinchiD Před 2 lety +1014

    You should make a quiz for us, by showing us a bunch of grinch feet, and having us guess what type of dog they belong to.

    • @mclovin6039
      @mclovin6039 Před 2 lety +36

      Excellent idea 💡 👏 🤣😂

    • @dakotaflores56
      @dakotaflores56 Před 2 lety +6

      That’d be fun

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 Před 2 lety +18

      And then include the actual grinch's feet, just to see if we notice

    • @ianmichalski7997
      @ianmichalski7997 Před 2 lety +10

      @@Minceraft69 I think we would notice. Very few dogs are green nowadays. The punk thing isn't in fashion anymore.

    • @KrinchiD
      @KrinchiD Před 2 lety +11

      @@Minceraft69 I think the Grinch's feet is the only one I would answer correctly. 🤣

  • @jacquelinenoel2992
    @jacquelinenoel2992 Před rokem +9

    I love the final backyard scenes. Your grooming videos are so much fun! Thank you! 🌹

  • @brendasusanchristensen7058

    I have to say I love your big heart & witty commentary on all your videos! You give nuggets about the breed but then it just goes back to your monologue and I'm laughing. Thank you for the daily humor-its become a bright spot in my daily routine!!

  • @phylk4683
    @phylk4683 Před 2 lety +656

    I love where she says to the dog “your so mean, that was really uncalled for”. As though the dog will feel some form of shame. 😄

    • @nathanwilliams2152
      @nathanwilliams2152 Před 2 lety +14

      I think that was a badge of honour for him 😁

    • @crystald3655
      @crystald3655 Před rokem +22

      Some dogs pick up on your displeased tone directed at them and will look ashamed of themselves. Others make it clear they couldn't care less.

    • @phylk4683
      @phylk4683 Před rokem +1

      @@crystald3655 but what about when the dog looks ashamed even though there’s nothing to he ashamed about?

    • @Psychs_x
      @Psychs_x Před rokem +7

      @@phylk4683 either the dog naturally looks ashamed, is intimidated or scared of something, ooor has done something bad and is waiting for you to find out about it HAHA

  • @genenco1
    @genenco1 Před 2 lety +354

    In truth, "Dogs have owners, cats have staff"....those dustmops are probably a cross between them.....😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dennisnedry8126
      @dennisnedry8126 Před 2 lety +10

      first attempt at a fox

    • @countrysamurai
      @countrysamurai Před 2 lety +23

      They can't be part cat...a dignified cat would never dry hump the air.
      🤣

    • @Mp57navy
      @Mp57navy Před 2 lety

      My cat would play bowling with those little ugly mops.

    • @velvety2006
      @velvety2006 Před 2 lety +1

      just a cat born in the wrong body?

  • @TheSeedsower107
    @TheSeedsower107 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I don't know what is more entertaining, the grooming or your hillarious narrations. Thanks for both !

  • @jessicapanetta7068
    @jessicapanetta7068 Před 6 měsíci +3

    The lawn play at the end made me laugh 😂... "No!!! Your farting at the same time"

  • @emilybeaman379
    @emilybeaman379 Před 2 lety +1387

    "You are not their owner, but rather you are their servant" so they're dogs with the attitude of cats? A terrifying yet adorable combination

    • @MsAriella
      @MsAriella Před 2 lety +23

      I thought cat too when she said that lol

    • @lipstickzombie4981
      @lipstickzombie4981 Před 2 lety +29

      Nearly all lapdog breeds have cat OS.😅

    • @TheAutisticFrog
      @TheAutisticFrog Před 2 lety +1

      @@lipstickzombie4981 yeah

    • @Peregrin3
      @Peregrin3 Před 2 lety +10

      The difference is Cats think they are gods and we are their slaves.😂

    • @sharonzhong
      @sharonzhong Před 2 lety +6

      I have a poodle pekingese mix and yes, she's a cat in a dog's body. She shows no love to anyone, but gets angry when not paid attention to. She's also very intelligent and vengeful XD

  • @ngray60
    @ngray60 Před 2 lety +1153

    My Pekingese, Pinkie, is also very demanding and persnickety. She treats all of us as though we are only here to serve her. She’s ridiculous but I love her to pieces. She will be 14 next spring.

    • @Cooldude-wf4gb
      @Cooldude-wf4gb Před 2 lety +13

      I have a pikaneese names lucy and I can confirm she acts the exact same way lol.

    • @user-nh3yi6ih8h
      @user-nh3yi6ih8h Před 2 lety +21

      such an old queen definently deserves to be treated like one!

    • @cmarq817
      @cmarq817 Před 2 lety +7

      Queen Pinkie! 😃

    • @annipsy2185
      @annipsy2185 Před 2 lety +11

      i have a pekingese chihuahua, he mostly looks like a peke, but you can imagine the temperament. love him to bits.

    • @SecondEvilEx
      @SecondEvilEx Před 2 lety +4

      I wish her the best.

  • @johannphysio4977
    @johannphysio4977 Před rokem +7

    “That’s extremely rude!” Hahahaha! Great video! I love your deadpan narration! Fantastic! Thanks for lifting all of our spirits!
    🙏🏻😊

  • @natachasales5051
    @natachasales5051 Před rokem +1

    Omg I love the music during the blow dry 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Anthony-fu6cl
    @Anthony-fu6cl Před 2 lety +137

    "YOU'RE FARTING AT THE SAME TIME!"
    I'm crying 😂😂😭

  • @missymarie2698
    @missymarie2698 Před rokem +383

    Wow, his efforts to get his groove on were of fart level. Impressive.

  • @XeroV1
    @XeroV1 Před 2 lety +555

    The happy hoodie made him look like an angry chipmunk grandpa 🐿️🤣

  • @vanessathomas7437
    @vanessathomas7437 Před rokem +7

    You were in the presence of Royalty! You were certainly beneath Loki! LOL...The farts were your Tip!

  • @andreapaolabaezpaz9733
    @andreapaolabaezpaz9733 Před rokem +1

    I had a pekingese as the first dog in my live, Ocatvious, and yes, he was royalty and "loyalty" his all 12 year with me... He's still in my heart, I'll always love him.

  • @chimpurinkohimiru8920
    @chimpurinkohimiru8920 Před 2 lety +583

    Pekingese dog was the very first dog breed I owned, seeing both of these fluffballs reminds me of my late pekingese baby Harvey. He was such a sweet boy and while he doesn't bark a lot, he does think of himself as a prince and he always wants to be spoiled with pets and kisses. I still remembered how he would bark cutely and thump his hind legs whenever I ate bananas or papayas, truly a small prince but he was very well-behaved. Be happy there on the rainbow bridge, Harvey

    • @whutzat
      @whutzat Před 2 lety +8

      I hope he wasn't humping and farting like this guy.

    • @karensquad9200
      @karensquad9200 Před 2 lety +6

      @@whutzat STOP- 🤣🤣😂😂 THIS IS A MEANINGFUL COMMENT. I EXPECTED PRAYER BUT YOU JUST HIT ME WITH THAT🤣🤣😂😂

    • @GuantanamoBayBarbie2
      @GuantanamoBayBarbie2 Před 2 lety

      @Tom Whalen what's going on?

    • @chimpurinkohimiru8920
      @chimpurinkohimiru8920 Před 2 lety +4

      @@whutzat That small princely mop never farted on me or humping, he was such a well-behaved prince

    • @whutzat
      @whutzat Před 2 lety +3

      @@chimpurinkohimiru8920 Ah...then he was clearly a Prince among peasants. 👑

  • @allisonhoff5805
    @allisonhoff5805 Před 2 lety +1466

    The joy with which you said, "he's humping the air!" made my day! Hahaha! Everything else is in such a calm meditative voice, but that one seemed to have broken through that. Keep up the good work!

    • @rowenkylee5627
      @rowenkylee5627 Před 2 lety +3

      That's how some animals masturbate.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 Před 2 lety +12

      @@rowenkylee5627 Noted.

    • @mharris5047
      @mharris5047 Před 2 lety

      @@rowenkylee5627 I think he was humping air because he just tried to mount his "sister" and impregnate her. I think he managed to do just that, he was close enough to be humping his "sister" instead of air for a second or two. Too bad the orange dog was vicious, he was so adorable.

    • @michaelamyers8549
      @michaelamyers8549 Před rokem +4

      My personal favourite was "You're farting at the same time, STOP!"

  • @Kamisenbonn
    @Kamisenbonn Před 8 měsíci +4

    You are a wonderful person, I love how much effort you put into grooming these wonderful animals

  • @joepop25
    @joepop25 Před rokem +1

    I’ve never seen one of these dogs but man they are beautiful

  • @michellevibonese5673
    @michellevibonese5673 Před 2 lety +694

    Brings back memories of my own Peke whom we dubbed "The Emperor of Evil". He was unpredictably ferocious & once sank his teeth into my ribcage for simply trying to get off the couch to get a cup of coffee. Apparently I disturbed his royal nap 😬

    • @Hi-su6tm
      @Hi-su6tm Před rokem +49

      I once had a cat I called “the emperor of evil” her name was mischief

    • @themermaidstale5008
      @themermaidstale5008 Před rokem +23

      That guy shouldn’t have been allowed on the couch - no manners a’t’all. Hey Emp, this ain’t China!

    • @heddalinde1607
      @heddalinde1607 Před rokem +18

      I have a dog named Baltus. His name was “Grumpy” before we got him, and we certainly know why

    • @themermaidstale5008
      @themermaidstale5008 Před rokem +2

      @@heddalinde1607 I like that name; is he named after Katrina Van Tassel’s father?

  • @lauravoss4936
    @lauravoss4936 Před 2 lety +300

    "The Pekingese was bred to have an air of self-importance" playing over the Happy Hoody Smoosh Tube is peak cinema.

  • @annafirnen4815
    @annafirnen4815 Před rokem +2

    My family who lives in the countryside adopted a Pekinese which wandered in the area. She's an absolute queen, would not take any BS from anyone, she also chased around a giant working horse without any fear. She's also a sweetheart that loves cuddles. Majestic animal indeed.

  • @paigemalloy4276
    @paigemalloy4276 Před rokem +2

    3:45
    Imagine if that dog was 100+ lbs . . . fuck
    Dogs are adorable and awesome, but they are also animals and animals are unpredictable by nature.
    Dog grooming is not a job that just "anyone" can do.
    Not only do you have to be knowledgeable, empathetic and perceptive enough to calm a nervous animal, you've also got to be steady as a rock and have balls of steel.
    Big fan- thank you for posting these lovely videos! ❤️

  • @chill-lady-brook
    @chill-lady-brook Před 2 lety +583

    For those of you wondering eye-boogers are actually called rheum.

    • @mayaashanti4955
      @mayaashanti4955 Před 2 lety +31

      Ha why would we be wondering?😂

    • @caljones
      @caljones Před 2 lety +70

      “Eye-boogers” is infinitely cuter

    • @steveoconnor7069
      @steveoconnor7069 Před 2 lety +59

      If she had said I removed the rheum from her eyes, she would have had to explain aka as "eye boogers" to me.

    • @gingeelise
      @gingeelise Před 2 lety +31

      @@mayaashanti4955 why not? curiosity is fun!

    • @hmocreations1120
      @hmocreations1120 Před 2 lety +2

      Isnt dirty to remove them without a tissue or gloves?

  • @darkcreatureinadarkroom1617
    @darkcreatureinadarkroom1617 Před 2 lety +407

    I know you must have fought a legendary battle to put Loki in the crown of shame (as in every other time that this happens), but the transition from "he misbehaved" to "and now he gets grounded" always makes me laugh. Kind of like a teacher and a naughty student.

  • @williambock1821
    @williambock1821 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Best title EVER!! Who would NOT want to open that book!!😂

  • @aiylab3001
    @aiylab3001 Před rokem +4

    the jump cut to the crown of shame always gets me 😭

  • @momofschnauzers
    @momofschnauzers Před 2 lety +1022

    Your commentary is spot on. Pekinese, Pomeranians and Shih Tzus ... a groomer's worst nightmares. As for "his royal behind", you had me wheezing!

    • @mharris5047
      @mharris5047 Před 2 lety +30

      I had a Shih Tzu. He wasn't that bad to groom, actually.

    • @ligaskirbauska8652
      @ligaskirbauska8652 Před 2 lety

      Poms need to be groomed once per season if you do it good no need more.Once every 3-4 month,thats nothing.just brush well before wash and while drying,they got perfect coat,it just hates water and need to be dried good.If owners are not asholes then it’s easy peazy

  • @imperfctbutterfly6509
    @imperfctbutterfly6509 Před 2 lety +551

    I have the feeling he was extremely PROUD to wear the crown of shame and will DEFINITELY earn it again 😌

    • @Duane_Grabert
      @Duane_Grabert Před 2 lety +34

      Well, the crown of shame is still a crown.

  • @conniemaniaci3612
    @conniemaniaci3612 Před 2 měsíci

    I absolutely love your comments throughout the video. 😂

  • @susanwest6601
    @susanwest6601 Před 9 měsíci +2

    His royal behind🐾

  • @sylfae
    @sylfae Před 2 lety +208

    This breed is remarkable. Had one as a kid, he was a prince that would sun in the window all day and wouldn’t leave my side when I got home from school.

    • @aabe1189
      @aabe1189 Před 2 lety +6

      Basically a cat?

    • @Cloverkitty
      @Cloverkitty Před 2 lety +1

      @@aabe1189 Honestly? Yeah. They're great dogs, but the super smooshed face of some of them is a major turn off since they can struggle with respiratory issues.

    • @sylfae
      @sylfae Před 2 lety

      @@aabe1189 better than a cat. He never once snapped or bit me. He didn’t care for my dad and would usually tear into my dad in he got too close.

    • @sylfae
      @sylfae Před 2 lety

      @@Cloverkitty Breathing was never a huge problem with Charlie. He would go camping and hiking with us all summer long. I think when you get a Peke from a good breeder they are better.
      I have a Japanese Chin now, another brachycephalic breed. On overly hot days she is air conditioned, but she regularly runs in agility competition without issue.

  • @xioaw
    @xioaw Před 2 lety +734

    They look exactly like mops! My grandma used to have some, but unfortunately they were given away

    • @vishakhabh.6341
      @vishakhabh.6341 Před 2 lety +18

      Aw! That's awful. 😔

    • @sus425
      @sus425 Před 2 lety +43

      @@vishakhabh.6341 probably for the best if his gran couldn’t properly care for them anymore

    • @bobicrni1284
      @bobicrni1284 Před 2 lety +63

      Mops or dogs?

    • @zsokarati9228
      @zsokarati9228 Před 2 lety

      @@bobicrni1284 😆

    • @xioaw
      @xioaw Před 2 lety +6

      @@bobicrni1284 Dogs😂

  • @lstockton8468
    @lstockton8468 Před 6 měsíci +1

    We had female pekes when I was a child and they were the most haughty, snooty princesses ever! Some other family had males and they tended to be a bit more friendly and playful. But all of them were indeed our rulers and they were well-loved dust mops. LOL!

  • @crystalheart9
    @crystalheart9 Před 10 měsíci +1

    They turned out beautiful. The end though.🤣

  • @KaylaPearlCPNinja
    @KaylaPearlCPNinja Před 2 lety +378

    His little feisty snap at her really startled me. 😂

    • @averyh5303
      @averyh5303 Před 2 lety +15

      My friend's pomeranian got my toe in just the same way, 10 years ago...no warning signs, at least none that I noticed. The incident biased me against small dogs forever...Pumpkin was a gorgeous little poof, but I'll stick with a big ol' boy or girl who can't get away with such antics!

    • @maliapiper6925
      @maliapiper6925 Před 2 lety +6

      I had a Pomeranian named Pumpkin who passed away recently. He was the sweetest boy and loved meeting new people. It’s our shih tzu who you have to look out for haha

    • @onyx7273
      @onyx7273 Před rokem +1

      @@averyh5303 I have a surprisingly quite chill small dog. She’s a bit yappy but it takes quite a lot to get her to snap. Like she has to be really bothered. She never snaps out of the blue. Unusual for a small dog, to have that kind of patience and temperament.

  • @vitoliotino2458
    @vitoliotino2458 Před 2 lety +268

    We call my brother’s Pekingese “Cousin It” as she looks like that character. There’s also no such thing as stealth mode with these dogs, they snort constantly.

    • @cuntress9000
      @cuntress9000 Před 2 lety +4

      lmaooo that’s perfect

    • @blakearius
      @blakearius Před 2 lety +14

      Dog has breathing issues..
      Humans: Thats a quality I admire!

    • @kam-lw4ez
      @kam-lw4ez Před 2 lety +2

      Sad

  • @NinaHansen2008
    @NinaHansen2008 Před 4 měsíci

    Thank you, Vanessa.

  • @Moth_ER
    @Moth_ER Před 4 měsíci +2

    I always replay that intro at least several times 😭

  • @richa111
    @richa111 Před 2 lety +914

    I found this channel and came for the animals and subscribed and stayed because the commentary. Every video brings a smile!

    • @katwil89
      @katwil89 Před 2 lety +9

      I know, right? I'm always so happy when I get a notification that she has uploaded.

    • @maret1729
      @maret1729 Před 2 lety +4

      I think that's how we all wound up addicted to her channel lol

    • @viprthered
      @viprthered Před 2 lety +1

      You are 100% correct

    • @TreebeardsHome
      @TreebeardsHome Před 2 lety +6

      Exactly right. Come for cute dogs, stay for the relaxing voice explaining the history of each breed. Fascinating.

    • @80KLady
      @80KLady Před 2 lety

      Same!

  • @jessymcgowan3494
    @jessymcgowan3494 Před 2 lety +503

    I'm so glad that there's good groomers like you out there. Our dog s are terrified of groomers because our previous groomers were abusive and usually hit them (we only found out later and switched to a better groomer IMMEDIATELY)

    • @cheri6360
      @cheri6360 Před 2 lety +80

      Omg that’s terrible. Why would a groomer hit a dog? (Or any animal for that matter!). I’m sorry that happened to your fur baby, but glad you found out and were able to remove them from said groomer!

    • @NellieCollier
      @NellieCollier Před 2 lety +60

      Oh my god if I found out a groomer had been hitting my dog or any dog for that matter….I’m so sorry that happened to y’all and I hope they’re fired and are never able to work with animals again. What kind of internal management issues at that grooming business would’ve allowed that to happen? If I was in that position the moment someone tried to hurt an animal they’d be fired, and as someone who used to work with pets a lot I know for a fact that would be the case where I worked. I hope you and your dogs are doing well

    • @lalunaruna5769
      @lalunaruna5769 Před 2 lety +52

      Nah I’d be throwing hands if someone hit my dog.

    • @angelica9593
      @angelica9593 Před 2 lety +64

      @@NellieCollier It's actually more common than you think. My Mom's a groomer and the number of times she'd heard new clients say "My dog is nervous around groomers because of the last one" or something similar is way to high.

    • @Vanyel_K
      @Vanyel_K Před 2 lety +8

      How did you find out?

  • @ladygundiva5779
    @ladygundiva5779 Před rokem +2

    The paw pad shaving is is my favorite part and I don’t know why.

  • @embersandash
    @embersandash Před rokem +2

    I had a Pekingese - poodle as a child and her personality was the farthest from what you describe. Incredibly sweet, full of joy. Incredibly kind and affectionate. She was epileptic and my family refused to put her down for 19 years - when she would have a seizure, either me, my mom, or my grandmother, would go and stay with her and calm her until the seizure passed. At 19 she developed some other health issues that were much more debilitating than the seizures and she crossed the bridge. To this day, my mother and I can’t get another pet. I also had a cat who was anemic. He died in me and my uncles hands the day after a vet said he was going to be ok. I’ll never forget the look in his eyes.

  • @monkeybiziu
    @monkeybiziu Před 2 lety +255

    Loki: "I am a god, you dull creature!"
    GWTD: *turns on blow-dryer* "Puny God."

  • @mr6johnclark
    @mr6johnclark Před 2 lety +202

    You are their Servants:
    So basically you are saying...
    They're Cats
    Right?
    Gotcha😁

    • @merlinbrother1177
      @merlinbrother1177 Před 2 lety +3

      Was thinking the same

    • @thedeviouspanda
      @thedeviouspanda Před 2 lety +9

      I've heard them called the dog version of Persians so maybe lol

    • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
      @ImaNerdANDaGeek Před 2 lety +1

      I spoil all dogs, so that pretty much describes every dog I have met.

    • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
      @ImaNerdANDaGeek Před 2 lety +2

      @@thedeviouspanda I have referred to them as such, but it was mostly because of their flat faces and long super thick fur. They *look* like the dog version of a persian cat.

    • @jessegolden1076
      @jessegolden1076 Před 2 lety +3

      Absolutely! I have a pekingese and I don't know how many times we have said "she's just like a cat!".

  • @seaknightvirchow8131
    @seaknightvirchow8131 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I had a peke shih tzu mix but she was all peke in personality. She was the best dog I have ever owned and I still grieve at losing her at 15 years.

  • @aaishahbong3824
    @aaishahbong3824 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I used to have a Pekinese andhhe was the best dog and very intelligent. He got me out of a speeding ticket by looking sick, on cue and I miss him. Thanks for reminding me of him !❤

  • @joselitostotomas8114
    @joselitostotomas8114 Před 2 lety +238

    Vanessa: "Bug eyed bully"
    "Now he gets to wear the crown of of shame"
    "i hope you enjoy these hilarious mongrels"
    I was wondering when you're going to do pekes. I'm glad you did.

  • @cynderhazelworth4467
    @cynderhazelworth4467 Před 2 lety +250

    My husband calls our tiny doggie a mop too! She's a shih tzu/Maltese/ something else mix, and she loves sitting atop pillows, and rolling around in the dirt.

    • @morkiethuglife2195
      @morkiethuglife2195 Před 2 lety +8

      Sounds precious. I'm a 6' 250 # man tattooed with a Maltese morkie mix. Love that Lil dog.

    • @superpl55
      @superpl55 Před 2 lety

      @@morkiethuglife2195 gay

    • @morkiethuglife2195
      @morkiethuglife2195 Před 2 lety +1

      @@superpl55 grow up. Just because I'm confident in myself you're threatened I love my dog? Go bottom or something

    • @safabekr
      @safabekr Před 2 lety +1

      We have a shih tzu/maltese/poodle mix

  • @Msfifisquarepantz
    @Msfifisquarepantz Před 6 měsíci +1

    Legend about Pekes say that a Lion and a Monkey fell in love and that pairing made this most preposterous darling of a dog. They can bite so hard and so fast that you will never know what hit you. They were carried around in the sleeves of kimonos by Chinese servants and in conquering the palace, a pair was stolen and brought back to England to be gifted to Queen Victoria who cherished them. To this day, they are still a very popular breed in the UK. Once you’ve had one, it’s difficult to have any other. I say that with a tear in my eye.

  • @umbriel6525
    @umbriel6525 Před rokem +2

    LMFAO "no you're farting at the same time, stop!"

  • @RainzHollow
    @RainzHollow Před 2 lety +52

    “Oops, sorry- wrong clip-“
    😂

  • @AngryBerb
    @AngryBerb Před 2 lety +87

    That opening really caught me off guard lol

    • @dalpz205
      @dalpz205 Před 2 lety

      Yes. Never heard of this channel but that title pulled me in and wasn't clickbait. That was good.

  • @JennieRose8
    @JennieRose8 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Oh, my gosh. I about fell out of my char laughing! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @maryjackson2308
    @maryjackson2308 Před rokem +10

    You're voice is so soothing.

  • @izzyhall3499
    @izzyhall3499 Před 2 lety +110

    Growing up, my next door neighbors had a Pekingese. He was very ferocious and haughty. I was always afraid he would jump on me and try to bite me. My neighbors even put up a sign at their door that said “Beware of Attack Dog.” That being said, I kinda miss him now.

    • @jayclearmen411
      @jayclearmen411 Před 2 lety +3

      my neighbor has a pekingese chow chow mix that is very territorial buddy’s got the spirit of a 6’4 gorilla…much to my displeasure…he’s always vigilant aggressive an dominant to ever animal he encounters…

    • @temi4116
      @temi4116 Před 2 lety +2

      @@jayclearmen411 pekingese and chow mix.. does sound territorial .

    • @temi4116
      @temi4116 Před 2 lety

      I've been around just a few pekingnese. Each was spastic, irritable, and was quick to bark at several things. I couldnt live with one. Too irritating. Too high strung.

  • @Beautifuldisasterdanae
    @Beautifuldisasterdanae Před 2 lety +69

    " No your farting at the same time stop" 🤣 These dogs look like old people without their dentures 🤣 I love the voiceovers she makes me laugh every time!

  • @vaskitheinsane3985
    @vaskitheinsane3985 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I had a pika-Pom. Best little mutt ever. Lots of personality and a super happy dog. Lots of energy and the Pom mix helped them not have such a flat nose. His name was Oolong had him in my life for 17 years. Really love Pekingese and Poms due to that little nugget, made everything bright and energetic. Haven’t had the courage to go out and adopt another dog yet.

  • @fatamy8597
    @fatamy8597 Před rokem +1

    i died at the mop joke in the beginning LMAO

  • @staciek
    @staciek Před 2 lety +128

    “Oops sorry wrong clip”
    I love how educational these videos are but the commentary is the absolute best 😂

  • @kami4658
    @kami4658 Před 2 lety +138

    When you were clipping her nails she was like "hurry up I have royal business to attend"

  • @aaronbaron3155
    @aaronbaron3155 Před rokem +1

    I lived w my aunt for awhile she had a Chihuahua/Pekingese... He was one of the best dogs ever. The sneezes lmao 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @omomo202
    @omomo202 Před 2 lety +2

    I want one now! These two are so precious! That boy is so cute!

  • @amaza888
    @amaza888 Před 2 lety +46

    "You are not their owner. You are their servant". So - a cat, basically. 😅

  • @atmosphericspark
    @atmosphericspark Před 2 lety +246

    "that's extremely rude" lol, I love it. I'm a grooming student at paragon right now, and I love these videos.

  • @reimalaluan5286
    @reimalaluan5286 Před 6 měsíci +1

    3:29 "The fudge..... The fudge you doing to me Lady?"