Brewstew - School Fundraiser
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- Ya'll wanna buy a candy bar? 450 more sales, and I'll get the YakBak reward
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School Fundraiser - Komedie
“Hey you want some candy bars”
“I got type 2 diabetes
Dang it I can’t get more people to get the state of New Mexico
“ here you got, you dropped it
It's pronounced diabeetus
In 4th grade we did this and 1st prize was a trip to Hawaii.
A little hula themed strip club just outside of town......when I came to school after that summer my friend whose family really went to Hawaii taught me the difference between what we each meant when we told our friends we got "laid" in Hawaii
David Quessy i love that end bit we got laid in hawaii
2:15
"We decided to start lying to people"
Isn't that what SpongeBob and Patrick did in that one episode?
This was 1998
@@MaskedGamer10001
Ik this was before that episode, but my point still stands
Did someone say....
Chocolate
oh no shhhhh hide the chocolate guys
Yes
“Are the Russians attacking!”
Couldn’t be a more perfect time for that to be said than now😂
You beet me that
To be honest that didnt aged well!!
I got cancer from this comment thread
@@thatoneblackpriorthatbeatuonfh why are ppl so offended 😂
I was looking for a comment like this
Taste like a godamn alarm clock 😹
The best part about this is that school fundraisers have not changed a single bit
Lmao yeah I remember the top prize was a Nintendo wii
@@dontreadthiscomment3026 the top prize right now for my kid is a 75 inch flatscreen tv you know I’m takin that shit to work
except the grand prize is A RIDE IN A LIMO
I won a entire gameing setup
i dont get candybars to sell i hv to use my money to get them and sell them
School fundraisers basically taught us that we'd get ripped off in our future
hell yeah it does
We used to scam them I would make up names and use my own money
and my parents and some other family members that wanted some chaco
There was one kid who kept selling his stuff online apparently and he actually broke the rules of the fundraiser but he still got the grand prize anyway, jokes on him his grand prize was a limousine to Chuck e cheese which was subsequently canceled days before the fundraiser was going to end. So he got jack s***.
@@MistCellaneous-5 chuck e cheese?
What kind of a prize is that
@@brassv2185 🤣 you’re the one getting scammed if you’re buying them with your own money
I've watched probably 3 hours worth of your vids and you bring back so many memories for me! Definitely sounds like you grew up in a small town. Every single video is so relatable to me.
3:02 is he William afton or something lol
LOL
We just got an early Christmas gift
Yah
Ikr
yes
Yea
An early Christmas gift
"They taste like an alarm clock" weirdly realistic description of how they taste
But that does got me thinking: What does an Alarm Clock Taste Like?
@@amarillodragon2702 like cheap school chocolate
@@amarillodragon2702 I'm imagining, it's a kind of, metallic, rustic after taste.
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@@mossadagent3107 but why though
This man predicted the Russians attacking
I'm 57, so I find it hilarious when you say "I don't know how it's done today, but back in my day..." I sold candy for band in the 1970's and it was the same then as it is today.
I remember when we had to deliver everything BY HAND. Like holy shit, we sell it, then we gotta deliver it? What the fuck?
From what i kno they still do that, but most parents are way too cautious to let there kids go out and sell them on their own
I have my ps94 deliever it for me and i have my iphone 378 to text the poeple thru the 4th dimenstion uts all finee
I remember. Lmao
My elementary school only did it, when I went to middle school they didn't do it neither high school
Idubbz pretty much explains why those things were crap
“Like he did a couple ripper magoo’s in the bathroom” Bob Menery reference? 🤔🤔
😳
Ripper magoo's? What s that?
@Señor Popeyes Im curious what that is but I won't click it
@@ricardopinto1339 a line of coke
Interesting.
I remember those... That shit got EVERYONE hyped.
I love how Michael is just that "dirty little boy" to everyone.
“My dad said that this guy isn’t allowed to go 300 yards into a chucky cheese”
That killed me
Man, remember when Chuck E Cheese wasn’t bankrupt? Sad times we live in, but at least no more kids will get pinkeye from their disgusting ball pits
@@aaronlandry3934 yep I remember one time a autistic kid tried to act like a gorilla and chase me trough the intire thing
This guy looks like he has a plan
To hell with that its Tony danza!
Time stap is 2:58
when tyler has a kid and his kid makes a youtube channel: "ight guys so..."
"The advice my dad gives me:"
Don't get a friend named Michael
Don't pass up on a corndog
Don't name your dog Nathan
If you're meeting your 3rd grade teacher in the school cafeteria, WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!
Buy your dad a Chevy Cavalier when he's old
Don't pick up homeless people
Draw shitty stick figures for money
And absolutely... DON'T FUCK WITH OUIJA BOARDS!!!!!!
You could say that’s alright
@@Konkov hey clearly real dream, why’d you cheat?
Its "Alright, so..."
@@FearSpongeBoB wait what
Damn this hit home, I remember those day, easily my fav episode.
ive been binge watching all day and his art style never gets better and I like it
“Don’t talk to strangers, go door to door selling candy bars.”
Dont get in a car with a stranger, call an uber
“Don’t talk to strangers, now go into this building where every adult inside is a stranger.”
Now he never said he had to talk to them
Adults make up your damn minds😑
"Y'all ready to get exploited for some cash?" 😂😂
I like this
Hell Yea!
HELL YEA
HELL YEA
0:12 aged like fine wine
Just wait until you see his other videos
Yes they are
@@ryanphillips8562 ?
This dude is amazing keep up the good work
A man once said “alright” in every starting of his show
This is what happened to the comment section.
A wise man once said, *ALRIGHT*
That’s one of my fav parts in the intro that I look forward to hearing
A man they were
He is like my tech school teacher
"Wanna come inside and play 'hide the banana'?"
"Uh no....I'm not soliciting right now."
Golden!!!!
Yikes.
“Right now”...
My name hatake kakashi
@@Arnoldanimations2cold right
3:19 "you guys wanna come inside and eat hot pockets and watch me clip my toenails" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s with Tyler always trying give out New Mexico as a prize. Wait, did he actually win it as a prize as a kid!?
Yea he did he owned New Mexico 2 times already
When you hear alright then your day becomes good.
Hey stop it with that gets some help
You now what never mind it,s always a good video when he say alright
You had one chance to say “when you hear alright then your day becomes alright” and you fucked it
Yeah except I fractured my hand 🙁
Uhhhhhh totally not like I felt that after I heard it and was gone make a comment like this but saw u did it already and I wasn't gone copy you
When they gave us candy bars to sell in our school we didn’t sell them we just ate them all on the spot.
Probably the best option here
And keep the money
Lol, but then you'd have to pay for all the missing ones
I would sell them and then keep the money for myself
@@inactiveguy03 yes
I love this
0:12 that hits different in 2022
For Ukrainians?
@@SlovakDiplomat yeah
Me who lives in New Mexico becoming a slave to a nine year old who knows how to sell candy bars.
Rise up against the nine year olds and cut their heads off
Lol
Nm doesn't exist
@@yourhomie7568 does
@@LOR_TB they made it up for breaking bad
Schools are so smart they make $300 profit on cookies and they give the child a squishy toy
Bruh my school if someone sold 175 dollars worth of stuff they’d get an Xbox
Me,they are too cheap...
175 = 300 scamablamadamn
And we get to know what the powerhouse of a cell is
This one time my elementary school had a fundraiser and the reward was a new playground but instead they just painted the playground purple
2:00 that happened every time
These are GENIUS 😆😆😆
“Taste like an alarm clock” lmaoo how does he come up with that?
Personal experience
@@MosinAttractedPerson lmao
Eat an alarm clock then you’ll find out
1:39
@@pepek23 LOL
As someone who lives in New Mexico, even I don't want to win the whole state, the prize would've been cooler if it were fucking Pokemon Stadium 2
Trade state of new mexico for 2 pokemon stadiums 2, fuse them for pokemon stadium 4
I live in north west new Mexico and it's aight
I live here lol
@@ThatDNDnigga I live in ABQ
@@marcosse5176 I live in Farmington like 4 hrs away lol
I appreciated the guy with the old Gregg shirt still one of the best things I’ve ever watched
“They taste like a goddamn alarm clock.” The more I think about it the funnier it gets
at my school i won and never got the fucking prize. still pissed off.
at least you won in my school they never gave a chance for the lower middle class it was always the preppy kids who won.
What does preppy mean
@@icy9478 the kids who got everything handed to them by their parents
How did you not get the prize? You mustve done something wrong. Im not some kind of lawyer but i think that would be illegal
Reminds me of my childhood
Me: sells all of my vital organs
The School: thanks for the money kid, here’s a shitty little sunkern card
Heres a pog and a slammer. Go nuts.
You: Still using an old, lazy, tired out, meme comment from 2018 that makes you look like an tool.
Everyone: What a loser.
@@psygn0sis easy there edgelord
I love these vids
I’m from New Mexico thanks for the shout out
“Hi, I’m raising money for my stepdads hysterectomy, Can you buy a candy bar?”
@@whoscandice4206 uh im not solicitaing right now
@@whoscandice4206 oh no
As I was reading your comment it said that in the video at the perfect time
how about you buy my fist
I’ll buy one.
Brewstew is by far the best CZcamsr. He gets straight to the point, his videos aren't cluttered with sponsors or advertisements, he doesn't get political,
So what have you watched like 3 youtubers?
“I’ll buy whatever you want me to if you play hide the banana” killed the shit out of me
OMG 😂😂😂 the ending .
I participated in that shit ONCE. About half way through I realized that the amount of effort I was putting into that scam was in no way worth the happy meal toys they were giving away. I ended up just keeping the money and telling everyone that some older kid beat me up and stole it. Y'all enjoy your shitty yo-yo or off brand Stretch Armstrong, I'm going to the arcade, maybe get myself a new Nintendo game.
Ours is straight up child labor. A company literally came here to make us sell candy
That's what I did to
@Michaels Carport Now THAT's a true prize.
@Michaels Carport My parents won't let me participate in that kind of stuff, thinking some s*** or something like that would happen that could get me killed.
I gave up the first time I heard of fundraising (which was the first time my mom and dad denied me the opportunity to fundraise and I just accepted that).
I live in Puerto Rico, the penguins really need help and we should spread awareness
Yikes I feel bad. You live in such a corrupt terrible place. RIP Bruiser Brody
🐧
I'm eating a hot pocket rn while watching this 😂
For some reason when he said “So Amped up like he did some ripper mcgoos”I died
You’re selling chocolate?
Yes sir, with or without nuts?
Chocolate? CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE!!!!
Lol! I love that episode of ‘Spongebob Squarepants’, ‘Chocolate With Nuts’! ^_^
Brewstew uploads and whatever happened that day doesn’t matter.
I think I have a new favorite Brewstew character, The Creepy Old Guy 2:56
Love the old gregg easter egg he threw in the video. Lmao
“I’m not a hooker! I’m raising money for the penguins in Puerto Rico!”
XD
its almost as if you watched the video
Haven’t laughed that hard in a while man
@@johnmaloney4489 ikr
I recall this same thing one year. The grand prize was the CLASS that sold the most got a pizza party. Me and another girl who sold just a bit more killed it. Pizza Party never came, but I saw her receiving a pizza for herself one day while I was going to the bathroom. My little second grade ass learned a lot from that.
There has to be some law against using children as basically slaves while paying them less than affiliate marketing wages, right?
@@FBI-kz1nv I hoped the FBI would know.
@@FBI-kz1nv true
My second grade class did the whole pay and you get pizza. I paid n my sub teacher ate my slice. That grudge is still going strong
@@niamhgreatdane lol.
New Mexico is the kind of prize that breaks in the first five minutes
This is so hilarious. Why am I only finding out about it years later?? oh well, better late than never!
I remember we used to sell the World's Finest Chocolate bars for $1.00 each when I was in elementary and middle school.
you guys did that exact same brand as well?
I stg children must be the only way they make money. The band kids would alway sell them at my school but I’ve never seen that brand in any store
I get my chocolate tomorrow and they made is $2 a piece now goddam salesmen
They couldnt say worlds best? They had to go with finest.
I went to school in Bridgeport, MI. I graduated high school in 2008.
Petition for Brewstew to make a whole video of all the the times that he has made fun of Michael
YES
@ok but yeah
yes yes all fans of brewstew or tyler sign this petition
Michael highlights
@@chasam1 basically
I swear every time I have one of these there’s the one kid who gets his parents to help him
Omg the mighty boosh shirt love it 🤣
My mom never let me participate she literally told the school “No” and gave the box back.
Same. I was hyped to do it one year cause the grand prize was $500 in items from the Lionel catalog. (Aka, like 8 cars, a bunch of track, or like 2 locomotives) mom said I'm not going out into the neighborhood to sell the crappy candy.
That’s a good mom that saw the exploitation BS.
Good mother
My mom thought I would get kidnapped so she bought all my candy instead. I got to eat it all 😍
To be fair these fund raisers are mostly scams
blame the schools that taught kids how to hustle then they leveled up to drug dealing lol
The same kids who were terrible at anything school related but were somehow complete beasts at converting ounces to grams 😂🍃
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@@sharkhuman-po3pi Could I get some context to what it is your talking about
Hmmmmmm
"Ripper magoos." I love it lol
The creepy old guys house just had me rolling 🤣...back yard with holes he dug!..lmfao!!!!..
There was always that one kid who’d get the state of New Mexico like every year. So annoying.
Nobody:
Him: Taste like an "Alarm Clock"
Hi I’m brew stew and I’m addicted to eating alarm clocks
Craziness.
Lol love brewstew dad lol so relatable.
I ALWAYS had my mom take the stuff to her work! Worked every single time
Our candy was call “Worlds Finest Chocolate” and me and my cousin would eat them then my grama would give us fifty bucks for the school then we got to go to Buffalo Wild Wings as a school reward
Same
Same except we just ate them all
Same here. Would buy the peanut butter and Mint chocolates any day.
We also did the “Worlds Finest Chocolate” and people on the bus would act like its a whole business and trade them, or just eat them.
@@squidkid6680 was it in Michigan just curious if it was my school
This is like Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Adult Edition
Edit: Alright can you guys stop with your unfunny 1 word replies? I don't need to see 34 notifications of people saying "Haha yeah"
Lol yup
Indeed
so damn true
That is so damn true
His whole life is diary of a wimpy kid 😂
I love New Mexico. I love that brewstew mentioned the state I live in
I laughed so hard when he said the grand prize is the state of New Mexico 🤣
I came straight from The Hub. This is clearly more important.
omg
What a chad
LoL
Watch out for those fake viruses
I was watching Red vs Blue
When someone actually knows that NM is a state and not some place in mexico. This makes me happy
I live here lol
@Cornelius The Wizard I am New Mexico so thx
yeah i live their
@Cornelius The Ant I live inside myself
@@pigpin holy shit no way
So much truth
Awesome
"I'm selling these here candy bars, because the millions of dollars in tax money isn't enough for our school!"
Underrated comment
@@Ob1tuber well it’s underrated because it’s exactly what he said in the video word by word
Exactly, our government hates paying for schools but wastes billions on special projects for the military
BOO-YAAH!👍😋
@@americancountryball2077 I don’t think that was said in the video, especially word for word.
I’m still pissed I didn’t win the grand prize of Slovenia
Lol same
Mine was an arnold (the guy in kindergarten cop) can spell his name t shirt and at the time I didn't know whether was
Yeah but when I won i got Brazil
Still peed that he didn't win the state of Soviet Russia
@@BloodRaven1045
in SOVIET RUSSIA
RUSSIA wins you
Seriesly you are so funny 😂😂😂
As someone who lives in new mexico I couldn't stop laughing about the ending
Saaaame
1995 Grand Prizes: A Yo Yo
2020 Grand Prizes: A PS5
So relatable
“I’m not solicitating right now.” -Michael. 😂
Everyone gangsta till you hear “alright”
nobody gangsta till you hear "alright"
Everybody and noboyd
Ive seen this comment 10 times
Oh god
Still gansta
Micheal:"Dad, I'm selling candy bars. Would you buy some?"
Micheal's Dad:"Sure, I'll give you 10."
Micheal:"Ten dollars!?"
Micheal's Dad:"No! Ten across the ass!"
Wow
@Satan Is gay I like your name lol
:( he was very rough
@@Michael-nl3kh that's very sus
@@Bixen_Bings 👉🏻🖖🏻🥰😩
this is so accurate lmao
Just saw the mighty boosh reference and I love it
The I'm Old Gregg t-shirt was a nice touch.
Y'all ridgid..like a breadstick
Where was it at.
"Bland as hell and taste like an alarm clock"
Boy, that's a new one
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
I’ll buy whatever you want if come in and play hide the banana 😂😂😂 lmao # comedy gold
As a New Mexican, i can confirm that you can indeed win our state as a prize
No one:
Brewstew: *_Alright, so when I was a kid_*
𝕌𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥
@Tristen Ferguson one day he's just gonna run out of stories and say "alright, so when i was in highschool"
This is literally like that one episode of spongebob when they sell chocolate bars 😂
uh... yeah that’s cause they are both based on school fundraisers
@Joseph Collins dude this wouldn’t be rated r
The school had the best hype men! 😂
I remember in elementary school we did the Big Kahuna fundraiser. The only year I ever got hyped for it, my sell team got won a limo ride to Pizza Inn that lasted for what would be like 2-3 HS class periods
2:52 When did Jack Harlow care about the Penguins in Puerto Rico lmao
@brewstewfilmes thanks