I Used Evolution To Create Pure Suffering in Spore
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- čas přidán 11. 11. 2020
- I just couldn't resist. Once I learned I could cover my creation with needle mouths I knew it had to be done. Now when things run into me they don't just get hurt, they get eaten during the process. I cover every possible angle so there's no safe way to approach it. Everything that wants to eat it gets eaten instead during the process. This is clearly the pinnacle of evolution and nothing will ever top it. Not even this thing with legs.
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"It literally can't see. It can't move. All it can do is suck."
Honestly same
Sounds kinky.
*A-*
*B-*
*C-*
*D-*
Fun fact: in the files of this game there is for some reason some mentions of a “cake editor”. As far is I know, nobody knows why this is in the game. Maybe it would have been a game where you make cakes.
It could also be that every time they tried to remove it everything breaks, like how you some times can find random object hidden in game or just off the map.
Maybe when you become so evolved, you make cakes
When you advance to civilization stage, one of the creatures suggests pie, so maybe you're onto something...
That could have been a prank reference, like the MC skis
Wouldn't be the first time a game had leftover code from what it was originally gonna be. Can't remember what game it was, but some shooter or action game was originally supposed to be a free roam racing soft body physics game. So one of the place holders for any vehicles in cutscenes was that they all had soft body physics. Plus it was linked to a free roam "button" that didn't have any actual code
"Come here, let me penetrate your eyeballs"
Seriously, the only person who can cause enough suffering to rival you is Graystillplays.
Who would win. The world may never know
Wait there's another
Let's game it out
Wait there's another
Let's game it out
DF is sociopathic gray
@@orangedinohunter
So just gray?
i’d love to see a spiky thing with a shit ton of motors. like a knife swimming through the ocean.
the spikes do stack with the jet booster
@@drakas110 Oh god
I welcome you to the sword fish.
They have been documented to cut open ships.
I have made a longboat with a 2 jet booster. It chases down anything with 16 fins 2 jets and a proboscis mouth for ramming. At top speed it bypasses electricity because by the time the game thinks you are electrified it also thinks you are eating.
I get ur point but if you add a shit ton of jets and make spike worm you are like a exclaimer with a jet attached to the back
I think this is how a porcupine started BUT AT LEAST THEY HAD EYES
*sea urchin
It's always surprising to me that he doesn't want to see the permanent pain in the eyes of the creatures he's torturing 🤣
@@ryshow9118 no see he wants them to be forever in the in the torturous void of existence
At least porcupines had LEGS
It's impossible to reason with a sociopath
I love when he makes things suffer he would be friends with Graystillplays
*YES*
Yes
100%. I just made a comment about this after I saw this. If DF sees multiple comments, he might do it
YES
We need to get them together. Then, all the pain and suffering for the world.
7:24 "I'm just gonna put my mouth on everything and see what happens" is the exact train of thought my dog follows
And babies. They will try to put anything in their mouths
“It’s not a functional creature, it only exists to ruin everyone’s day.”
THOSE WORDS CUT DEEP MAN 😖😢😭😰
😂😂😂 Shit he didn't have to do us like that
That's my life in a nutshell
Don't you know that DF does not have any emotion?
DF could you make an insanely fast creature that literally just zooms around and has no idea what its doing?
Agreed. Speed without eyes.
@@finalscore2983 running away from your problems but you got too many to see
Surrounded in jets so it goes nowhere due to equalizing forces. Lol
Speed plus spikes. You become a javelin.
I have an organism in cell lab that can absolutely destroy a whole species by itself
Evolving things that never should exist puts a smile on my face every time.
Yes
They shouldn’t even be alive
True that
SO enjoyable
Imagine: Let’s Game It Out, RTGame, DangerouslyFunny, and GrayStillPlays
Thats like unifying all the main villains of all fictional universes
@@lolguy8547 you mean vidio game univease
@@sullivanjohnblack9375 no
The squad of external suffering.
Also CallMeKevin (AKA the creator of the Jim Pickens cult)
DF: "360 degrees of unholy sucking."
Me: crying my eyes out from laughing by all the innuendos
Man I haven’t heard you laugh in a while. Just realized that.
You havent seen a lot of his videos recently then. He actually laughed quite a lot
@@ronwesilen4536 wait he laughs-
I’m confused, he has emotions?
@@vhazrhithar7173 yeah
But I don’t here him laugh..
Accidental homicide, the 3rd best type of homicide.
-DangerouslyFunny 2020
Lol I was gonna make this comment as well
Makes you wonder, what are the better ones?
@@NStripleseven Probably the very much intentional ones in the second place, and mass ones clearly in the first!
Well duh purposeful homicide is the best WAIT THIRD
@@Liindir well mass homicide is genocide, so...
You know, you don't need to put legs on a creature in the creature stage. Wormyboi is an entirely legitimate strategy.
"Things are going to get sucky, but not because of my mate” LOL LOL
Finally, the straw monster has been realized
So that’s what’s been killing sea turtles 🤔
@@NamelessToast lmfao
“Accidental homicide, the 3rd best kind of homicide”
DangerouslyFunny 2020
What’s the second and first?
@@jetbug89clipsandmemes46 2nd genecide
3rd purposefully
@@retro1071 you spelled it wrong, its "genocide"
Alex Conklin
does it really matter enough for you to comment that
Yes
Df’s wife gives birth
DF: oh crap it has eyes restarting the birth
The doctor whatching a man trying force the baby back into thier mom 😦😦😦😦😦😦😦
This delt physical damage to read
Lmao
Action Hack The f@*k are you smoking? 😀
i just lost brain cells lol
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"Third best kind of homicide."
What's the other two?
What's the other two, DF?
First degree murder (killing with intent and possibly plan to kill) and second degree murder (killing with intent to harm, not initially to kill)
Third degree murder is murder that does not fall under those criteria.
These are all summarized and have more definitions than I provided, so please search them up on your own!
@@rainbowlack r/whoosh
@@TowkayCC cope
@@TowkayCC You mean r/technicallythetruth
The Wikibuy guy is now the "capital one shopping" guy. I've never been so deeply pained.
I know, right? It feels so weird not hearing the normal ad
Yes, I forsaw the future, on the previous video I was thinking, why doesn't he use suction straws instead of spikes.
"I may not have a brain, but I am Dangerous." -lyFunny
"I'm proud to say, evolution is taking a huuuge step backwards today"
Well, there's something you don't hear very often
Wait till he gets to the creature stage
He's already there at the end of the video though.
he has been there but i think its around maybe 5-10 mins of gameplay so it doesent count
i cant wait until he does the things with the legs
(pls dont take that out of context i dont know how it can but it probably can)
@@datmemeguy6500 trust me you can
6:45 to 6:50
Hi, I just wanted to say I hope everyone is doing well and enjoy the video.
Finally, someone who isn’t a like beggar
And doesn’t want to use “have a great day” shit
Thank you
Ey yo
He went from a creature moving at the speed of sound to something that is the definition of patience
"what a nice looking, well functioning ecosystem we have here... Would be a shame if something came along and ruined it"
It seems like he is laughing, and giggling more. And I love it.
Increase the suffering. MORE, MORE!!!!!!!
If I remember correctly, if you hold alt while hovering over a part you can manipulate it more (such as stretching spikes to be longer XD)
Thank you for making more Spore and Miscreation content, I really enjoy your chaotic mastery of beautiful creatures.
i was waiting for this upload :D
Same
Is it just me or his his voice so soothing.
It’s just you
Nope, not just you!
I feel the same way
Meh I dunno
Kinda
I love his voice. He still sounds nice while killing many
“I’m just a ball of misery drifting” - df 2020
Why do I associate with this 😳
....I find it genuinely heartwarming when you laugh
The most dangerous Jellyfish in the world “Stabby”
Love this new series DF, keep it up
My favorite part of these spore vids is the timeline at the end, it actually keeps track of how long you have been playing. 4 minutes is around 700 million years.
"why doesnt nothing wanna be pentrated by me? :("
-DF
day 1 of waiting for DF to be demonitized or taken down from this video right here.
The spiky sausage actually reminds me of a real animal that lived on earth during the Cambrian period. It's called "Hallucigenia" (literally "weird bug that looks almost like a hallucination"), and it is just a long, worm-like body with rows of spikes, some legs for it to wiggle around, and no eyes
Edit: Hallucigenia had two simple eyes, but those work about as good as whatever organ that gave DF's danger sausage the limited sight range.
I'm really enjoying watching you play this game.
MAN you put a smile on my face. :)
2:28 and that is what we call a parasitic relationship.
Yay a new video of eternal suffering!
I love just watching you messing with games. Seems like pure childlike joy.
This game is amazing especially with someone like you playing it!!!
When your so early that it says "no views" but there are already 87 likes
i was about to say first but then i remembered im not a neanderthal
Weirdly enough i've been watching your videos for the past 7 hours and you uploaded at the right time because I ran out of videos lol
hi DF love your vids they are the best! keep up your great work!
You don’t actually need legs just like how you don’t need eyes
6:23 A LINE OF COVID-19!! EVERYONE RUN!
0:42 "We, in fact, NEEDLE ot of them"
-said DF, talking about spikes
I joke about this last episode, and I'm really glad you made this video! Hilarious!
DangerouslyFunny: **Switches To a Diffrent Game Instead Of Stardew Valley**
His 1M Children He Had: 👁👄👁
"idk im just gonna put my mouth on everything and see what happens"
thats how life works dude. great creature design
when ever i get bored i watch his vids and it gets me happy
You effectively made revreated jellyfish. Glorious.
Spore videos about creating abominations is what my 2020 needed.
The bobbit worm and the sea pig excellent pets for you!😆 Their bodies are similar to your idea and styles. Please more updates on this!
The one leg ending was the best thing I've seen in months
Why do I find this suffering so intriguing?!?!?! I'm losing my mind wishing for just one eye and one jet then put the rest spikes lol
I always knew the tubes were a good strategy for his idea, good job df
Like what you do. Thanks for doing it.
if you want true suffering, you should alternate spikes and tubes (anything big enough to bite you would suffer). also, a single jet would make you quick enough to catch almost anything you need to - it would be a very small sacrifice to your DNA, and you could slightly space your other parts, a little
For some odd reason I just started watching this guy and he is the best
Love the spirit Tracks background music!!
Glad to see you playing this old nostalgia trip of a game, but you should film more than just the cell stage, although, this will require a working creature. You can make animals with 100s of parts. There’s also a tribal stage and a city building stage. There’s also a space stage but we don’t talk about that. Trust me, it’s good content.
Thanks for the laugh, man. I've had an extremely shitty day & I REALLY needed it
You should keep evolving and making more traumatizing creaters. :)
I found out that the more eletricity things you have the faster they recharge. You fould add a dozen or so and basically no creature could come near you without getting shocked
take a shot every time he says “suffering”, “misery”, “penetration”, “suck”, or “spikes”.
dude you and graystillplays would make a chaotic duo of pain and suffering and I need it
Idk if you gonna read this Df but not that it matters, your stupid and amazing ideas always make my day, just like rn, i was let down so hard and feel like trash rn but you get a smile on my face, thank you so much!!!
Why do I love this lad's voice so much?
Seriously, DF, do a loan shark ad and everyone will be making themselves indebted :))
Eat your cereal.
DF *sees a spikey creature*: now this puts a smile on my face.
You are pretty good at making things suffer
I love it when it turns pink, it looks the nose of a star nosed mole jumped away to slow slow freedom.
This video had me laughing the whole time through I love it
I watched your other spore video (spike worm) when you were doing thus video!
I feel like his monstrous ideas for the creature stage would be wonderfully ✨war crimes✨
I have to say this....That thing is possibly the most terrifying abomination DF has ever made. Well done, good sir.
Finally he realized he can make the mouth bigger, to make it easier to eat
12:08
Funny enough a similar animal existed.
Altought its dead now.
“Accidental homicide. Which is in fact the third best kind of homicide”
-DF, 2020
This game is so much fun, got to the game a couple days ago, got to the space stage the other day and now at war with the Grox at the inner galaxy!
Petition to make him add a single jet so he can send himself at high speeds at things killing them starts here
i love your voice it fits this game perfectly-
DF's editing style: 10% quick cuts, 90% sporadic irrelevant sounds and animations.
idk why but this is relaxing lol
Please do more of this exact thing
I love how it's playing the battle fish theme in the background
i love how calm he is when he says this "my creature thrives off of accidental homicide"
Yo that LOZ spirit tracks music in the background is beautiful
New to your channel. Good vid
This is the perfect game to cause eternal suffering and there are 5 stages of possibilities
I love that middle spike that's just having the time of it's life 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Just a little pufferfish floating around