I mean, that's just ridiculous. All that money you give them through their weird Tax Pass subscription model, and they can't even be bothered to give you guys the current patch?
As a Brit, I can confirm at 3pm everyday we all meet for afternoon tea at Buckingham palace and king Charles III hosts a rap competition and we all rap like this and yes, we do indeed ride horses
As a professional Brit, when there aren't any captions, he says: Swing it and abuse it Have your friend comp thy head and retreat to a different location
"Swing it and abuse it, have your fellow accomplice head and retreat to a different location" That's the missing part. Doesn't make sense really but there we go 😂
As a Brit I can confirm that his parody is actually better than the "music" some of my friends listen to. We have a couple of good rappers but if you've heard one you have heard 99% of them.
Believe me when I say, American rappers sound like non sense. And even when you look up the lyrics, it’s disgusting and full of violence with sexual exploitation
As an American I really wish this is what uk rappers sound like. I’ve heard for too many for my time, and it still shocks me that there’s something worse than American SoundCloud rappers/mumble rappers
I remember when 'Roots Manuva' invented this kind of UK rap back in the late 90's / early 00's. Myself and my local crew of library enthusiasts loved his cadence, flow and delivery along with his choice of electronic drum beats which must have been created using some kind of boopity bappity device unknown to the Queen.
The part you couldnt understand…. “Swing it and abuse it. Have your fellow accomplice head and retreat to a different location”😂😂😂😂😂 What a distinguished Gentleman
Bro I heard a drill rapper say he would pull a 28incher and I'm sitting there like hold up. My man is literally carrying a God damn sword. A fucking sword
as a british person, i can confirm this is indeed what british rap sounds like and i can also confirm, yes, we still ride horses instead of having cars.
“Swing it and abuse it have your fellow accomplice head and retreat to a different location” That’s the last part. At least to my understanding after watching this a hundred times lol.
As a Brit I understood everything he said better than most normal rappers and it definitely sounded better than most rap songs which are just literal mumbles
Actually it is okay to use it in the nominative singular, first person conjugation, but the verb which follows should be art (from to be, from which we presently still derive our second person conjugation are).
“Have ur fellow accomplice leave and retreat to a different location…” I had to rewatch that part several times 😂 ☠️ and the accent he uses there is perfect.
Sadly the music of the greatest Scottish rapper, William McGonagle has been lost, leaving only his poetic lyrics. The greatest individual Scottish rap song was by Rabbie Burns: The sky is blue, The grass is mucky, Geez a fag, And a bottle of bucky.
Growing up in a rough English neighbourhood, daily I hear these words: “RUNETH THY POCKETITH GOOD SIR” “I SHAN’T DOETH THAT TASK AS I DO NOT POSSESS ANY ITEMS OF VALUE TO A HIGHWAYMAN OF YOUR STATUS” *sword clashing*
i was in a shoe store over the weekend and heard a british rap. it was along the lines of “that’s my family tree. that’s my family tree. that’s my family tree.” and crap. the next song was also a british rap and went “don’t disrespect my grandma” then started scatting. whelp🤷♀️
@@infinitespirit777he was just born in London he grew up in Long Island then I’m pretty sure he got deported at some point when he was older and just stayed there for awhile
All you do is scream on a beat 🤣 and stole our beats. We just took Chicago drill made it better and now the whole world is influenced by our drip and beats and you hate us for that instead of paying homage, fake af Americans
U must be 5 lyrically new ul rappers arent more lyrical than older grime rappers. Even in the us battle rappers are technically better rappers than the dudes that chart. 50 cent, biggie and tupac are far from the best technical rappers in the us neither would cole be and theyve all got bars, they're good at music not the best rappers @@angelmaldonado5657
@@yshlvstm you’re saying you’ve never heard of any songs by Stormzy or Starlight by Dave? Those two were always on the radio when I was living in America, I think Starlight was popular in most countries at some point
“How dare you think you can defeat me? You can not defeat me. I possess a sword and thou is not afraid to use it. Swing it and abuse it. Have your fellow accomplice head and retreat to a different location.”
Drill started in Chicago. Then Uk picked it up and then Ny started to use uk beats. Uk drill is not good at all your accents ruin the whole song and the only good rapper y’all have is Dave
As a brit, i can confirm that we indeed rap like this and ride around on horses
NOOO😭😭😭
And we wear top hats
That would just make me like Brits better
ahahahah- no.
It’s missing the lines about Tea and the Queen.
The ' I posses a sword and thou is not afraid to use it ' got me rolling.
swing it and abuse it
Npc
SAME HERE
He literally said "thou is" which means "you is"💀
@@RandomPOVs and lo ' I am not afraid to use it?
Therapist: Female Ben Shapiro doesnt exist, she cant hurt you
Female Ben Shapiro:
He actually has a sister.
Yeah, she'll hall monitor your ass.
Omg I was about to comment this myself 😂
I was about to say😂
Still won’t hurt you. And the fact you need a therapist for this says a LOT!
"RUNNITH THY POCKETS" 🤺🤺🤺💂♂️💂♂️💂♂️💂♂️
Bruh😂
I THINK NOT YOU SCALLYWAG🤺
ay run me me ur pockets bruv
@@dhayanithirajappawanna get wet
FOR WHAT PURPOSE 😭😭😭
As a Brit, I’m still waiting for the car update to drop.
I know I mean they’re taking so bloody long. My buttocks is getting bruised from all the bumping.
I know they look very fun
I mean, that's just ridiculous. All that money you give them through their weird Tax Pass subscription model, and they can't even be bothered to give you guys the current patch?
As someone who lives in America (Early access) they are very convenient.
They are being a bit slow, innit?
Beethoven has been real quiet since this banger dropped.
Perhaps he’s just pissed that someone else composed this
@@Derek-qu8qi But the thought of Beethoven composing with this, [while drunk or stoned], is quite amusing....
Bro's planning in his casket
@@Derek-qu8qi who are you!
Do people think that Ludwig van Beethoven was British...
Well I can tell you this you're going to face a very dark reality when you actually listen to UK rap
All jokes aside UK rap is a vibe
A bad vibe
American Rap is far superior
@@SohamNadiya7 American rap is awful compared to UK rap, accent is cringe asf
Drill is so good fuck
@@shreyiyer2823 no it isn’t drill sucks so bad worst type of rap almost of music in general. And UK is the worst type of drill too.
I say, this fine gentleman doth droppeth some exquisite poetry
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Shakey Spear or Shakey Steven's???
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Central cee be crying rn😭
How can I be homophobic
My bitch is gay
im gay
My bitch is gay 🤷♀️
@@Imperial_OTB how do u know.
As a Brit I can confirm that she has not seen the real ting yet 😂
21 savage sweating rn
This is an audition tape we have to submit if we want to study music at Hogwarts.
😂😂😂
Yes it is very important I’ve spent the past 2 months studying on it
nuh uh, this will only give you a B (step 2)on the entrance exam
LMAOO
as a brit that is painful to watch😭😭
fr 😭
He's clearly not a brit 🦍
Nah bro that genuinely sounds better that any rap we actually have
LMAO
@@phant0m-0-9 screw is, that better rap that most people have
Pete & Bas laughing hard as hell in the corner
The British literally own the music scene anyways
Always have done! 🇬🇧
You mean Italian music? and American music? @@pem...
What genre are you talking about? Lmfao.
@@dinuxplay8003 Many. I didn't specify
@@TomTKKdrill sucks rap sucks rock is the best fight me
Wait until she finds out about UK Drill
Nutcase22
Get suspect on the comment section😂
They're just as corny as this.
@@edgarsandoval289 nah bro
It’s just this but on a drill beat LMAO
As a Brit, I can confirm at 3pm everyday we all meet for afternoon tea at Buckingham palace and king Charles III hosts a rap competition and we all rap like this and yes, we do indeed ride horses
Yes all 65 million of us
What do British people think of Harry and Megan? Because us Canadians dislike them
@@Pls_tell_me_to_do_my_homework lol I don't really care about them😂😂😂
@@Pls_tell_me_to_do_my_homework We do not care in the slightest or well I don't.
@@randomboii9445 haha 68mil but yes indeed
My money doesn't jiggle jiggle, it folds
YES. The pinnacle of British rap misic
OMG YES LOUIS THEROUX
💀
As a professional Brit, when there aren't any captions, he says:
Swing it and abuse it
Have your friend comp thy head and retreat to a different location
"Swing it and abuse it, have your fellow accomplice head and retreat to a different location"
That's the missing part. Doesn't make sense really but there we go 😂
How does it not make sense? He’s swinging and abusing his sword, he chopped of your friends head, and he ran away.
That’s what I heard too and had the same thought
It makes sense it basically says “we were sword fighting, I chopped your friends head off, now you’re running away”
Thank you for the translation 🤣
@@optimised120 The part after "swing it and abuse it" isn't proper English. Therefore doesn't make sense
As a Brit I can confirm that his parody is actually better than the "music" some of my friends listen to. We have a couple of good rappers but if you've heard one you have heard 99% of them.
Scroobius Pip is in the 1%
You guys have Ren. I'd take him over the majority of US artists.
@@stevenhetzel6483 he’s ok, but he has got into some embarrassing spots before. Beefing with Mark Grist from Don’t Flop for no good reason….
Believe me when I say, American rappers sound like non sense. And even when you look up the lyrics, it’s disgusting and full of violence with sexual exploitation
As an American I really wish this is what uk rappers sound like. I’ve heard for too many for my time, and it still shocks me that there’s something worse than American SoundCloud rappers/mumble rappers
I now need a full version
I remember when 'Roots Manuva' invented this kind of UK rap back in the late 90's / early 00's.
Myself and my local crew of library enthusiasts loved his cadence, flow and delivery along with his choice of electronic drum beats which must have been created using some kind of boopity bappity device unknown to the Queen.
For those wondering the tune he is singing is "Can Can Music" by Jaques Offenbach.
Yea not even rap.
@@falliblewonder its a joke- like um there are tones of famous british rappers like stormzy-?
I can't believe you even had to explain that. 🤣🤣🤣 80s kids heard that song in almost every Looney Tunes Saturday morning cartoons.
@@Peach-ys5wp yea cuz i am like MIA is a famous UK rapper
@@Jami_Bee lol, well it is that type of music everyone knows but doesn't know the name of.
As a british resident I can confirm that we spit bars faster than drinking tea and biscuits as in it’s the most polite way ever
They makin it out of the pub with this one
🔥🔥🔥
Don't mess with him
Rap is actually pretty popular in the UK right now along side pop music
There's even overtly ridiculous over-the-top poetic intellectual rap. Check out Scroobius Pip.
There's also Mr B. The gentleman Rhymer.
Nutcase22
Dang they even discovered pop music? Whens Back Alley Lads gonna drop that new album?
I’d think so cause what else would they listen to 😭
The last line when he slant rhymes the word "location" 😂
Uk drill init fam! Welcome to brixton
Crazy how CZcams is making it seem like there’s zero comments when it comes to shorts/channels like this
Yeah it’s so weird, even when there’s thousands of comments
Fr
CZcams is a liberal moron
It's since the new update its just a bug
It has happen to me but not just on this type of channel, but in almost every short. It might just be a CZcams problem
The part you couldnt understand….
“Swing it and abuse it. Have your fellow accomplice head and retreat to a different location”😂😂😂😂😂
What a distinguished Gentleman
Yeah, as Brits it's easy to hear. Wierd how accents eork that that.
As a British person I can confirm the car update not available (we live in 1.15.34)
The first part of what you can’t hear is “Swing it and Defuse it”
Well now I have to suggest Pete and Bas, really good UK rappers. Two guys in their 70's doing next level UK Drill rap, freaking amazing duo.
This!!!!! Right here! I was floored nobody said anything sooner. These guys are great!
not really next level but yeah the acc good
Bro I heard a drill rapper say he would pull a 28incher and I'm sitting there like hold up. My man is literally carrying a God damn sword. A fucking sword
Thou art*
Pretty sure he was talking about a dildo at that point
😭😭
Lmao I didn’t even notice the “go ahead I’m capturing the footage” at first
Rappers are in a party with barbies and drillas!
Lets go SR x
I can honestly say I've never even thought about what rap would be like in the UK 😂
its just them talking abouyt stabbing each other i suggest checking out dave
Check out stormzy
@@Siavh don't be a clown mate
@@lucianb7 stormyz aint that good
@@Siavh I like him.
The guy who said are yous still using horses when you still have Amish💀
They’re a group of people who are choosing to ignore all technology, you say still have them like we were supposed to eradicate them or something
Amish people are German immigrants, so Europeans.
@@youtuber-tg1pu Ik I’m not thick
All Americans who are not either first nations or the decendents of slaves, are immigrants or descended from immigrants; mostly from Europe 😂😂😂
@@padmelotus that has no relation to what I’m saying?
You do still have Amish??
WE GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE HOOD WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️
As a brit, i can confirm we still live in the 1800s
as a british person, i can confirm this is indeed what british rap sounds like and i can also confirm, yes, we still ride horses instead of having cars.
“Swing it and abuse it have your fellow accomplice head and retreat to a different location”
That’s the last part. At least to my understanding after watching this a hundred times lol.
Spot on
Yeah, need to update the subtitles lol
I live in a small area and some people ride horses sometimes in Norfolk they appear in carriages
Everybody gangster till I pull out the Blunderbuss 🤨
As a Brit I understood everything he said better than most normal rappers and it definitely sounded better than most rap songs which are just literal mumbles
Same
Wait what did he say I think I caught it but I js wanna be sure
" as a brit " ofc u think so
@@Katie-cv5db shut up
@@e0lhc.chl0e he said ‘swing it and abuse it, have you and your fellow accomplice head and retreat to a different locatish (location) ‘
As a British person I can confirm that our music sounds like this my favourite rapper is davethoven
Shamen are a British band. A lot of their songs have rap in them.
Dude be Flyting.
You aren't missing out 😂
"Thou" is the formal "you" from classical English.
So the line "thou is not afraid to use it" translates to "you is not afraid to use it".
Britebonics.
They should have just spoken Latin and used the word ego.
Actually it is okay to use it in the nominative singular, first person conjugation, but the verb which follows should be art (from to be, from which we presently still derive our second person conjugation are).
no one gets old english right and literally all it takes is a google search. it’s so annoying lol
That sir......is spot on🧐
“Have ur fellow accomplice leave and retreat to a different location…” I had to rewatch that part several times 😂 ☠️ and the accent he uses there is perfect.
As a Scot, I can confirm that we do rap like this while dancing around with kilts on and haggis in our hand
Do you eat haggis, neeps and tatties while celebrating the greatest Scottish rapper ever?
Sadly the music of the greatest Scottish rapper, William McGonagle has been lost, leaving only his poetic lyrics.
The greatest individual Scottish rap song was by Rabbie Burns:
The sky is blue,
The grass is mucky,
Geez a fag,
And a bottle of bucky.
@@juskahusk2247 Rabbie Burns barz are legendary, not so sure about his beats but his rhymes go for days.
Pete and Bas. Those 2 old dudes go hard af.
There we go!
😭 like…!! what kind of drill have these people been listening to? what about Unknown T, M24, Blanco??
@@amarachichimaxoxo m24 aight yanko my fav
If you listen to Unknown T, Abra Cadabra or M24 you will get a shock if you think we sound like that lol!
Growing up in a rough English neighbourhood, daily I hear these words:
“RUNETH THY POCKETITH GOOD SIR” “I SHAN’T DOETH THAT TASK AS I DO NOT POSSESS ANY ITEMS OF VALUE TO A HIGHWAYMAN OF YOUR STATUS” *sword clashing*
I imagine them rapping about Tea and the Queen.
Well this sounds better than any rap we actually have to offer
Imagine you rapping what you are known for…. School schoolings
@@Warclipsforytany American: *makes slight bri’ish joke abt tea and the queen*
Average Salty Brit: “shk0ol sH0o’ings wee lad innt mate bo’’le o’ wa’uh chewsdae Willy kninny tally whackuh hobbknockintom foolery”
Digga D enters the chat
I’m dead 💀
Yea, just saw Stormsy in his carriage, two beautiful steads up front.
He was kicking it with Charles!!!!🤣🤣🤣
bro started emoting in fortnite💀💀
Holy shit Brett, British drill music is MENTAL. Gangs use it as code for timings of attacks
@@minttjulep except it’s not.
That's the softest and gayest thing I've ever heard. A uk gang?..
i was in a shoe store over the weekend and heard a british rap. it was along the lines of “that’s my family tree. that’s my family tree. that’s my family tree.” and crap. the next song was also a british rap and went “don’t disrespect my grandma” then started scatting. whelp🤷♀️
this is proper stuff lad czcams.com/video/UrnACpUhe98/video.html
And?
u were at the wrong pub😂
Bro family tree slapped like 5 years ago
rahhhh i aint heard ramz - family tree in ages wallahi
"14 wounds with a stainless, it's amazing how god couldn't save him." - Real UK rap lines
in Australia we ride on kangaroos and throw boomerangs
Sure sounds better than what we have over here.
FR 😂😂😂😂
I can also confirm we wear top hats and wear carry a cane everywhere even if we don’t need it
Dave be punching the air 💀💀💀
As a Brit I can confirm this as we have to submit a song like this if we want to study music at hogwarts
Love ‘the OC’ reference 😂😂
“Have your fellow accomplice retreat to to different location” is what he said I think
i thought british rap was trash, now i love it
This is definitely going to be stuck in my head all day now. Lol
Ironically one of the best rappers is from London. MF DOOM, everyone needs to give him love
WHAT! I thought he was American this whole time. That's wild.
@@infinitespirit777he was just born in London he grew up in Long Island then I’m pretty sure he got deported at some point when he was older and just stayed there for awhile
The music being Offenbach’s French Cancan makes this much funnier
He blinks like crazy holy
Yes mate, we do do this. When we rap we 101% sound like this
I need the entire album 🎶
21 savage: " am i joke to you?"
That sounded fire 🔥 😂😂😂
To be honest, this sounds better than any of the rap we in the UK actually have.
Better than US rap too.
Exception: when Weird Al raps.
All you do is scream on a beat 🤣 and stole our beats. We just took Chicago drill made it better and now the whole world is influenced by our drip and beats and you hate us for that instead of paying homage, fake af Americans
@@nthgth too pale to comment on rap buddy
some good rappers in uk tho💀
@@georgefcvglcoatessd5691 true
Dave is clear of 95% of all American rappers
Not true Dave is and central cee the only good uk rappers I still say J cole and Eminem are far better but they aight
@@angelmaldonado5657 Cole and Drake are clear of Dave they the 5%, central cee is massively overrated he’s not in the same lane as Dave
U must be 5 lyrically new ul rappers arent more lyrical than older grime rappers. Even in the us battle rappers are technically better rappers than the dudes that chart. 50 cent, biggie and tupac are far from the best technical rappers in the us neither would cole be and theyve all got bars, they're good at music not the best rappers @@angelmaldonado5657
@@JG_.107let’s just talk about SJ’s plugged in a second, bro was on demon time. TS and yanko as well they all done some evil tunes
ehhh. if you include every rapper then yeah probably but if it’s just the relevant ones there are a lot that could be above him.
Bro i want a whole album 😂😂😂
This explains why most Americans don’t own a passport
Lived in both the UK and America and I have a British accent, I can safely say nobody I ever met in America genuinely thought UK rap was like that 💀
i do
@ew its ko did he meet you? If no his statement still stands
@@yshlvstm you’re saying you’ve never heard of any songs by Stormzy or Starlight by Dave? Those two were always on the radio when I was living in America, I think Starlight was popular in most countries at some point
we wish.
@@wow-11N6a29 I never have. But I don't listen to rap. Or the radio, now that I think of it.
Has my life been a lie. I would listen to this though😂
Look up chap hop… you’re welcome. 😂
He’s saying “Have you and your fellow accomplice and you move to a different location”
“How dare you think you can defeat me?
You can not defeat me.
I possess a sword and thou is not afraid to use it.
Swing it and abuse it.
Have your fellow accomplice head and retreat to a different location.”
Lets ignore americans copying uk drill rap
Drill started in Chicago. Then Uk picked it up and then Ny started to use uk beats. Uk drill is not good at all your accents ruin the whole song and the only good rapper y’all have is Dave
@@ToBeKingall u man do is shout and mumble rap 💀
“Yo! Representing Wellington upon Trent let’s go!”
"thayet soundes pretty spawt on"
As a brit I can confirm that this is the best British rap song and they all sound like this
present uk rap is way better than yall present american singing rappers, (Not OGs im talking about present rappers who cant breathe without autotune)
I might actually listen to rap like this. Dude made a new genre!
potter payper REAL BACK N STYLE
As someone from the UK, I'm afraid to say this is true.😭