Pathetic Coups That Failed Miserably

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  • čas přidán 18. 01. 2020
  • We all know about the famous coups like Napoleon overthrowing the French Government or the Cuban Revolution, but what about those attempts that just fell flat on their face?
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Komentáře • 375

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 4 lety +1747

    My people and military love me, a coup will never happen

    • @LoganProductions
      @LoganProductions  Před 4 lety +340

      Of course dear leader

    • @DaveMiller6042
      @DaveMiller6042 Před 4 lety +51

      Well duh. Who stupid enough to try?

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 Před 4 lety +60

      @@DaveMiller6042 south korea, china, america, japan, the poor, the military, top officials
      yes you are right basically nobody

    • @alexandrub8786
      @alexandrub8786 Před 4 lety +21

      @@acebalistic1358 "nobody"
      Definion in korean: everyone who isn't the great leader.

    • @Babbleplay
      @Babbleplay Před 4 lety +9

      True; when they're uneducated, sick, and frequently too starved to function properly, a revolt is net to impossible.

  • @snowcold5932
    @snowcold5932 Před 4 lety +654

    therapist: mirrored german isn't real, it can't hurt you
    mirrored german: *nien*

  • @Reilly-Maresca
    @Reilly-Maresca Před 4 lety +150

    “People were stealing, raping, and between 600 and 1800 people were killed”
    _brief pause_
    *Wii Shop Music*

  • @reallyFrogman
    @reallyFrogman Před 4 lety +514

    Honorable mention that didn't make the list: My HOI4 campaign were I tried to overthrow Schmitler and get the kaiser back.

    • @benisign
      @benisign Před 4 lety +30

      My game where i failed to get Mexico to coup so they lost some troops went pretty bad too lol.

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars Před 4 lety +17

      Troupbomber if you succeeded, that reality would have a Germany which would’ve looked like Serbia in the 1990s

    • @Jomijo
      @Jomijo Před 4 lety +1

      Racist Gaming A player tried to do that and I just sent volunteers to the other side just to spite them

    • @reallyFrogman
      @reallyFrogman Před 4 lety

      @@Jomijo you helped schmitler

    • @BoredLoserAlpha
      @BoredLoserAlpha Před 4 lety +1

      Its piss easy to win a civilwar in Hoi4 cause the Ai is braindead
      Also winning this civilwar in particular isnt a challange either

  • @jonasb104
    @jonasb104 Před 4 lety +306

    Imagine if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said:
    *N* *I* *E* *N*

  • @garmenlin5990
    @garmenlin5990 Před 4 lety +157

    US: The CIA will get the job done.
    Castro: Laughs in Bay of Pigs

    • @lordbonney9779
      @lordbonney9779 Před 7 měsíci

      US: The CIA will get the job done!
      The CIA: *The best way to not look involved is… don’t help!* 😂

  • @silvavulpe2306
    @silvavulpe2306 Před 3 lety +15

    Time to add another one

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator Před 4 lety +339

    Hugo Chavez is one of my favorites. He not only epically failed to launch a coup, but made everyone forget he did it.

  • @ConnorQuimby
    @ConnorQuimby Před 4 lety +86

    warning:rant ahead
    please say it with me logan
    “vei-mar”

  • @michag4337
    @michag4337 Před 3 lety +9

    2021 added one to the list...

  • @jayce9206
    @jayce9206 Před 3 lety +15

    So whens " pathetic coupes that failed miserably part 2" coming out in light of recent events....

    • @subscribeforgoodluck1806
      @subscribeforgoodluck1806 Před 3 lety +2

      Trump's coup attempt and Myanmar's coup..but Myanmar's coup seems to be succeeding so far even though there are ptotests still going.

  • @zanesmith7727
    @zanesmith7727 Před 3 lety +98

    My favorite failed coup was when a small group of Navy Seals tried to invade Venezuela by sea to topple Maduro and they ended up being caught and turned in by fisherman

    • @p00bix
      @p00bix Před 2 lety +11

      Wait, you mean 2 former US soldiers and 60 mostly untrained refugees who lack the backing of the US or any other government and who are absolutely teaming with double agents can't just launch a successful amphibious assault on Venezuela's most heavily guarded coastline? Say it ain't so!

    • @donkthedankee8595
      @donkthedankee8595 Před 2 lety +6

      @@p00bix Cope

    • @p00bix
      @p00bix Před 2 lety +9

      @@donkthedankee8595 I'm agreeing with OP lol

    • @donkthedankee8595
      @donkthedankee8595 Před 2 lety +9

      @@p00bix Oh right my bad

    • @tubeguy4066
      @tubeguy4066 Před rokem

      ​@@donkthedankee8595 dumb@ss

  • @josephfox9221
    @josephfox9221 Před 4 lety +33

    My favorite was the coup of stark in 1990 by an unemployed french nuclear scientist. He posted everywhere that he was going to take over and was armed with a gun. Which was taken away from him by a volunteer cop. And then was given a 7 day sentence for attempting to over throw the government

    • @andrewryan4417
      @andrewryan4417 Před rokem +3

      Going to add the fact that the officer approached the man, complimented the Frenchman's gun, and wrestled him the moment the Frenchman was demonstrating how to reload one.
      The Frenchman tried again a little later, but the ferryman recognized him, and refused to take him back.

    • @josephfox9221
      @josephfox9221 Před rokem +2

      @@andrewryan4417 one day the world will recognize him as the rightful ruler

  • @8jmDays
    @8jmDays Před 3 lety +22

    Add one more to the list bois

  • @peterikenye2159
    @peterikenye2159 Před 4 lety +16

    My grandpa was Daniel Arap Moi's aide-de-camp(formal bodyguard) during his presidency. He was there the day the coup happened, he used to tell me stories about his military days. He ended up becoming a major general but nowadays he's retired. I live in Toronto but he still lives in Nairobi with my grandma and my uncles.

  • @Wiggyam
    @Wiggyam Před 3 lety +35

    Lmao, CZcams algorithm has a hilarious sense of humor

  • @excursiusofpixels6571
    @excursiusofpixels6571 Před 4 lety +127

    They just went,
    *meh*

  • @DarkAngelOfTexas
    @DarkAngelOfTexas Před 4 lety +137

    That coup attempt against me was mad weak son

  • @hammer_ttk
    @hammer_ttk Před 4 lety +63

    I'm triggered by the repeated use of Nien instead of Nein

    • @erikaitsumi2633
      @erikaitsumi2633 Před 4 lety +2

      What next? Nyan?
      This isnt a story about catgirl hitler!
      sadly

  • @avalynpoe4441
    @avalynpoe4441 Před 3 lety +13

    I'm just now getting this in my recommended feed lmao

  • @TraxelAxel
    @TraxelAxel Před 3 lety +22

    People seem to associate "coup" with negative connotations. It's a neutral word. Whether a coup is justified or not is on a case-by-case basis

  • @girlgarde
    @girlgarde Před 2 lety +11

    You forgot the coup in the Soviet Union in August 1991 when a group of hardliners tried to depose Gorbachev only to fail miserably due to being inept and indecisive about it.

  • @Pepsiman1848
    @Pepsiman1848 Před 2 lety +3

    Don’t forget about Napoleon III, who not only failed miserably in the Strasbourg Coup, but also attempted a second coup by sea that resulted in his capture. He later became president of France and finally did a successful coup, so there’s that.

  • @schudre11
    @schudre11 Před 4 lety +20

    0:14 Germany didnt own memel at that timem

  • @longdeadchannel8311
    @longdeadchannel8311 Před 4 lety +23

    “Why mar” my ears.

  • @stein3756
    @stein3756 Před 4 lety +44

    The other coup that failed was coca cola in russia

  • @fpsgod3028
    @fpsgod3028 Před 4 lety +40

    Bavaria: *Nien!*

  • @giovannifavullo7065
    @giovannifavullo7065 Před 3 lety +4

    Where is the golpe Borghese? It was a coup in Italy led by a ww2 veteran supported by deviated agents of the Italian secret service and arguably the CIA. It was to be carried out by a few Carabinieri (gendarmerie) and some Forstali (sort of a police active in rural areas and with the roesponsapility of save guarding the forests) during the night. They reached the Italian senate, heavily armed there, and a radio station where they were thought to proclaim the formation of a new government formed by many of the politician already at the government (the DC) but removing the socialist and the comunist making the parties illegal. Somehow, someone, called the leader and ordered to retreat and they only registered the proclamation, not radioed it. The next day no one noticed anything because actually nothing really happened outside of the man involved and for three months no one knew there was actually an attempted coup. After three months a newspaper denounced the happenings and an investigation was launched but there were no material proof. Now the coup is still officially inexistent, even if it is recognized that there was something strange in that days

  • @neithon467
    @neithon467 Před 4 lety +57

    Is it possible that you misspelled 'Nein'?

  • @TheMundusvultdecipi
    @TheMundusvultdecipi Před 2 lety +5

    Oh man the list of original failed coups is endless. Here are some memorable ones:
    The Seychelles coup led by Mike Hoare (someone mentioned it already here), read Hoare's book folks
    The 1981 F-23 or Tejerazo coup attempt in Spain (look up the footage on YT)
    The 1972 Moroccan failed coup against King Hassan II (read Jelloun's teriffic book "The Blinding Absence of Light" about the prisoners fate in the secret desert prison Tazmamart, highly recommended)
    and probably my favourite, the 1975 coup attempt of Valeri Sablin, a Soviet sailor who led a mutiny on a battleship and tried to topple the Brezhnev regime. This was a truly quixotic act!!

  • @thetalamhclisteach1848
    @thetalamhclisteach1848 Před 3 lety +12

    Maybe we should have a part 2 to this

  • @ethanhoefler181
    @ethanhoefler181 Před 3 lety +19

    Donald Trump: No, there is another

    • @LoganProductions
      @LoganProductions  Před 3 lety +9

      Lmao

    • @sheeplord4976
      @sheeplord4976 Před 3 lety

      A few retards and Antifa instigators walking into the capitol building and breaking a few windows isn't exactly a coup, now is it..

    • @tomatoesarejustworsecucumb3534
      @tomatoesarejustworsecucumb3534 Před 3 lety +3

      @@sheeplord4976 name one antifa guy there, even if you do there will be 100 times more right supremacists

    • @sheeplord4976
      @sheeplord4976 Před 3 lety

      @@tomatoesarejustworsecucumb3534 firstly, there weren't really that many people in there, so good luck finding 100 rioters, let alone 100 white supremacists.
      Anyways, here is some definitive proof of antifa/ BLM instigators.
      en-volve.com/2021/01/15/breaking-cnn-reporter-caught-conspiring-with-antifa-activist-to-incite-violence-at-capitol-hill-riot/

    • @tomatoesarejustworsecucumb3534
      @tomatoesarejustworsecucumb3534 Před 3 lety +1

      @@sheeplord4976 there were thousands of people there. that guy is also a right winger i've seen him before

  • @MM-jn7nb
    @MM-jn7nb Před 2 lety +3

    Mustache Man was treated like a guest in prison, not even like ya know, a prisoner.

  • @hellsing507
    @hellsing507 Před 3 lety +4

    My favorite is the Seychelles affair when Mad Mike Hoare tried to kill Albert René with his mates, they got hired to take out the despot and they stashed AK-47’s in their bags and then got into a gun battle at the airport when an agent noticed the guns. The Mercs later where captured but eventually convicted and later released and given amnesty in South Africa by PW Botha. Mad Mike was truly a mad lad for trying that shit.

  • @tylerm4435
    @tylerm4435 Před 3 lety +6

    Well this aged well

  • @ToyosatomimiNoThug
    @ToyosatomimiNoThug Před 4 lety +18

    I felt physical pain each time you said Weimar.

  • @seanspindleshanks2529
    @seanspindleshanks2529 Před 3 lety +3

    Hmm, I don't think it's a coincidence that this is being suggested to me right now.

  • @OliverCovfefe
    @OliverCovfefe Před 3 lety +7

    I’m really gettin this recommended at this time of the year smdh you memelords

  • @chinesekid8075
    @chinesekid8075 Před 4 lety +2

    Back in Indonesia, we had (probably) The Worst Unsuccessful Communist Coup/Revolution. The thing is PKI killed 9 generals, the uprisings accross The Spice Archipelago tried to took over ineffective government, but due to ridiculous start and lack of support from communist countries and organisations. PKI easily defeated and banned by the government to this day.
    If you want start a coup, don't do that, it's ridiculous, dumb and easy-to-failed.

  • @About37Hobos
    @About37Hobos Před 3 lety +3

    Damn it’s real impressive how active you are responding to comments on old videos

  • @allm_ond6661
    @allm_ond6661 Před rokem +3

    Needs to be updated to add the recent peruvian coup

  • @Andrew-cn7zy
    @Andrew-cn7zy Před 4 lety +3

    Hitler actually did not get shot in the 1923 Beer Putch. When the NSDAP marched against the police, the were holding each other arm for arm and when the person next to Hitler got shot and died, he suddenly fell down which broke his arm.

  • @ljb4192
    @ljb4192 Před 3 lety +2

    You gotta add to the list now

  • @TU-mf2ut
    @TU-mf2ut Před 3 lety +3

    Jesus recommendations. It's only been 3 weeks. too soon.

  • @christophermedlin5889
    @christophermedlin5889 Před 4 lety +4

    You should of added Lavr Kornilov's failed coup attempt in Russia in 1917

  • @fellas.inc.
    @fellas.inc. Před rokem +1

    How do you make the pixel art maps in your videos, if you could let me know. Thanks

  • @rgo8794
    @rgo8794 Před 3 lety +4

    u can add a new one now

  • @SARAIN4ever
    @SARAIN4ever Před 4 lety +1

    *LMAO at those death sounds thooo~!*
    😂

  • @mathiashundstad8873
    @mathiashundstad8873 Před 4 lety +2

    What about the time a senator tried to assassinate emperor Commodus, but insisted on shouting «The senate sends its regards» before knifing him, but while he was shouting the damn line, knife in hand, the emperors bodyguards just tackled him before he could finish

  • @adrenalinevan
    @adrenalinevan Před 4 lety +10

    What about Guaidos recent failed coup in Venezuela?

    • @LoganProductions
      @LoganProductions  Před 4 lety +6

      Knew this video would draw out the Tankies

    • @adrenalinevan
      @adrenalinevan Před 4 lety +5

      @@LoganProductions lmao what makes you think I'm a tankie?

    • @hatefulgaming1800
      @hatefulgaming1800 Před 4 lety

      AdrenalineVan [Tsharli] Not nearly as interesting as these.

    • @adrenalinevan
      @adrenalinevan Před 4 lety

      @@hatefulgaming1800 fair, but it's always fun to have a more recent example when you're talking about trends in history imo.

    • @adrenalinevan
      @adrenalinevan Před 4 lety

      @@LoganProductions lmao the politics understander won't justify his position

  • @venti7669
    @venti7669 Před 3 lety +13

    When are we getting the Trump update

  • @BrokenJoeGaming
    @BrokenJoeGaming Před 3 lety +5

    Jan 6

  • @jacintovski
    @jacintovski Před 4 lety

    You saying Gustav Stresemann broke every single bone in my body

  • @realhawaii5o
    @realhawaii5o Před 4 lety +5

    The Portuguese November 1975 communist coup attempt.

  • @biiruki5983
    @biiruki5983 Před 4 lety +9

    2:00 mien kampf did you forget me

  • @lubu4u312
    @lubu4u312 Před 4 lety +16

    its pronounced "Koo"

  • @sneedfeedandseed2410
    @sneedfeedandseed2410 Před 2 lety +1

    you should update this list and add the recent one in america too.

  • @noyou9847
    @noyou9847 Před 4 lety

    600-1800 people’s deaths....
    *cheery outro music*

  • @samthecar
    @samthecar Před 4 lety

    That's for the ideas, planning on taking over a foreign state! :P

  • @mcbabwe4977
    @mcbabwe4977 Před 3 lety +1

    Don't forget the 1981 coup in Spain, well known as 23-F

  • @MattijnPlayz
    @MattijnPlayz Před 4 lety +6

    The German word for no is Nein and not "Nien"

  • @manooxi327
    @manooxi327 Před 4 lety

    Tnx

  • @callmedave1280
    @callmedave1280 Před 3 lety +3

    Anyone here after the Capitol insurrection?

  • @Leon-zu1wp
    @Leon-zu1wp Před 4 lety

    You should have done the Coup ON Hitler that was so bad it pretty much outshames the Beer Hall Putsch.

  • @MMFan2004
    @MMFan2004 Před 4 lety +1

    0:15 Well to be fair it's much than today. Atleast important events weren't cancelled in Weimar Germany.

  • @aesthetic8289
    @aesthetic8289 Před 3 lety +6

    fast forward a year and you have the trump coup

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Před 2 měsíci

    Honourable mention: That HOI4 match where Switzerland flips to fascism for some reason

  • @tnt_6308
    @tnt_6308 Před 4 lety

    What was the name of the censored book just curious

  • @seanmcnulty79
    @seanmcnulty79 Před 3 lety +4

    No new comments today?

  • @thehussiteking
    @thehussiteking Před 4 lety +8

    Oh my gosh your pronunciation of Weimar hurt so bad. Also, it's spelled Nein, not nien

  • @Thomas_times_two
    @Thomas_times_two Před 4 lety +2

    Should've included the venezuela coup tbh

  • @taltoskieron
    @taltoskieron Před 4 lety +1

    Nice HOI4 colors on the countries.

  • @user-mw2vn7pv8n
    @user-mw2vn7pv8n Před 4 lety +4

    4:32 Black Kenyan woman with blonde hair seems odd

  • @jatar6605
    @jatar6605 Před 4 lety

    What abt bay of pigs? One of the worst

  • @esaug644
    @esaug644 Před 3 lety +3

    No recent comments to what happen in the united states? Ok

  • @bobbymcbobmcbilly322
    @bobbymcbobmcbilly322 Před 3 lety +1

    COUP👏REVIEW👏

  • @rafaelokamura
    @rafaelokamura Před 4 lety

    0:13 wait Memel?

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun Před 4 lety +6

    This is an Epic Fail moment in History

  • @maizenn925
    @maizenn925 Před 4 lety +8

    why the hell does everyone have blue eyes

    • @theultimatefreak666
      @theultimatefreak666 Před 4 lety +1

      For the blacks most likely to make the eyes more recognizable for whites it's common enough.

    • @sebyyy0109
      @sebyyy0109 Před 4 lety +1

      At 1:32 the second guy has green eyes

  • @axen-bc2te
    @axen-bc2te Před 4 lety +1

    Lets not forget about that time when emperor Claudius' promiscuous wife Messalina tried to overthrow him by openly marrying a senator, with a party and everything, her plan being that she then would kill Claudius and somehow his new husband would ascend to the throne (???) sadly it didn't work for her, she was killed along with her lover

  • @alanz4819
    @alanz4819 Před 4 lety +3

    Yo it’s nein not nien, it’s like VEImar republic, and it’s burgerbrOYkeller.

  • @cdur5091
    @cdur5091 Před 4 lety

    0:38 that looks like Dr. phil

  • @boingheed2710
    @boingheed2710 Před 4 lety

    The Turkish 1 night coup wasn't here sadly

  • @cippy5450
    @cippy5450 Před 4 lety

    Why are they saying "Nien"?

  • @sturm4806
    @sturm4806 Před 4 lety

    There's a mistake in the first one. Memel was Lithuanian land not german at that time.

  • @Ben-jj4ln
    @Ben-jj4ln Před 3 lety +2

    What about Soviet Ireland? They only lasted around 2 weeks.

  • @emre-hl4ou
    @emre-hl4ou Před 4 lety

    What about the coup attempt in Turkey

  • @Kilgorio
    @Kilgorio Před 4 lety

    wow

  • @jimbo3303
    @jimbo3303 Před 4 lety +7

    U SPELLED NEIN WRONG

  • @californiaandwashington1377

    Update 2021

  • @thegloriouspyrocheems2277

    Nobody:
    Bavaria: Nien Icnh Nials

  • @BarmaleyPoimanov
    @BarmaleyPoimanov Před 3 lety +2

    my man literally replied to a comment posted 2 hours ago on this old ass video

  • @daviddechamplain5718
    @daviddechamplain5718 Před 4 lety

    You probably should sentence someone to more than 9 months for treason.

  • @flawlessbinary7449
    @flawlessbinary7449 Před 4 lety +1

    You misspelled NEIN

  • @hahabrown6596
    @hahabrown6596 Před 4 lety +1

    NO I DONT WANNA BE BREAD
    AHHHHHHH

  • @notzer094
    @notzer094 Před 4 lety +3

    😂

  • @ventu7907
    @ventu7907 Před 4 lety

    Anyone else misses the old art style in the videos?

  • @ryderbond7966
    @ryderbond7966 Před 4 lety

    CZcams: Did you say hitler?

  • @atomixfang
    @atomixfang Před 2 lety

    I think the worst one was the january 6 one.

  • @teiomat5557
    @teiomat5557 Před 3 lety +12

    You can now add Donald Trump to this list as of January 6th, 2021.

    • @speedupbalkan372
      @speedupbalkan372 Před 3 lety +4

      That wasn't coup,no military involved,Donald Trump didn't called them to storm capitol it is only ANTIFA doing their thing as always

    • @teiomat5557
      @teiomat5557 Před 3 lety +1

      @@speedupbalkan372 you’re as brainwashed as they come dude

    • @speedupbalkan372
      @speedupbalkan372 Před 3 lety +2

      @@teiomat5557 hahahahaha nice one

    • @speedupbalkan372
      @speedupbalkan372 Před 3 lety

      @La nova renaissance yeah they are not supporting him,it's reason why they stormed lol

    • @thitran1362
      @thitran1362 Před 3 lety +2

      @@speedupbalkan372 ....... another American blaming the other side for their wrong doing. Are you saying the airforce vet that was shot trying to break into the building is Antifa? She is a dedicated Trump supporter too and you call her Antifa? And a coup does not have to have the military involved. A successful one needs military involvement but generally, a coup doesn't have to be military.