Why Modern Medicine Is Ridiculous

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  • čas přidán 14. 11. 2019
  • The Pub Landlord looks at why modern medicine is ridiculous and why penicillin could only be invented in the UK.
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Komentáře • 424

  • @radbot1
    @radbot1 Před 3 lety +122

    Teacher: Okay class today we'll be talking about the discovery of medicine.
    Entire class: A piece o' MOULD on a facking plate!
    Teacher: 0-0

  • @halsinden
    @halsinden Před 4 lety +98

    stepping over the trepanation corpse to carry on the point. GOLD.

  • @a1harrogate
    @a1harrogate Před 4 lety +136

    Al Murray is pure comedy genius, and in this day and age, he remains unsurpassed. Those little comedy tangents, like the letter 'L' in this video, are so cleverly woven into the story, you gotta give the guy credit.

    • @shanginadildo
      @shanginadildo Před 3 lety +2

      The ones that don't find it funny, don't understand it. "it's that simple"

    • @calchemist21
      @calchemist21 Před 2 lety +3

      A incredibly intellectual man who has shown his genius through comedy

    • @earllrae9118
      @earllrae9118 Před rokem +1

      Try Georg Carlin

  • @40pianos
    @40pianos Před 4 lety +556

    For a real laugh, turn on the closed captioning to see the hopeless efforts of a Google transcriber trying to make sense of his accent.

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Před 4 lety +7

      Brent Pulford - Thanks. I laughed all over again!

    • @menshealthgain
      @menshealthgain Před 4 lety +8

      Brent Pulford Thats quality😂😂

    • @triplem9805
      @triplem9805 Před 4 lety +9

      It's so hopelessly inaccurate it makes me wonder what is the point of having that facility at all. I think it's auto-generated, though, rather than being a human transcriber.

    • @AnonEMus-cp2mn
      @AnonEMus-cp2mn Před 4 lety +18

      One day when Google Translate is capable of cracking any language, it will never figure out Welsh.

    • @UKSpeedDemon
      @UKSpeedDemon Před 4 lety +7

      Not a plague, THE PLAGUE. Not shamus‘ plague, THE PLAGUE!
      Captions got it as: it’s right hey ride ride notes turning his body and the shyness is paid 😂

  • @MartinTreadgold
    @MartinTreadgold Před 4 lety +227

    L key stuck.. started churning out yards of Welsh... terrifying....🤣🤣🤣

    • @llifonparry1421
      @llifonparry1421 Před 4 lety +1

      Were the natives and we speak the native language end of.

  • @RamblingHambling
    @RamblingHambling Před 4 lety +63

    Rewatching this during the current plague... loving this!

    • @heofonfyr6000
      @heofonfyr6000 Před 27 dny

      you mean economic reset 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @micstonemic696stone
    @micstonemic696stone Před 4 lety +372

    Al Murray is great, makes me proud to be British, cheers fella, as usual, great routine.

    • @simonpryor877
      @simonpryor877 Před 4 lety +38

      Seems like someone doesn't quite get irony. Unless this is some kind of double irony I'm not getting.

    • @Heneggsboss
      @Heneggsboss Před 4 lety

      Hear! Hear!

    • @Heneggsboss
      @Heneggsboss Před 4 lety +3

      @@simonpryor877 it is! He shouldnt be watching if not...

    • @JohnMacbeth
      @JohnMacbeth Před 4 lety +15

      @@simonpryor877 Obviously part of being British it taking the piss out of ourselves for a laugh.

    • @jesseroberts637
      @jesseroberts637 Před 4 lety +14

      You understand that the Pub Landlord's entire premise is making fun of exactly the kind of thing you just said.

  • @judsdragon
    @judsdragon Před rokem +4

    al murray reminds me so much of dave allen in the way he can relate a story and have u picture it especially about everyday things and concepts we take for granted, thats pure genius story telling that is and we need more of it

  • @alisterroquer2899
    @alisterroquer2899 Před 4 lety +145

    This, this is british humour at its finest.
    Absolutely class!

  • @PeterRobertson79
    @PeterRobertson79 Před 4 lety +80

    New man French-based ponce-derived thinking.
    Brilliant!

  • @johnhutchinson4624
    @johnhutchinson4624 Před 4 lety +45

    Poorly at breakfast,dead at tea time 🤣

    • @uttaradit2
      @uttaradit2 Před 3 lety +3

      and buried before sundown.....getting sick in India during the Raj

  • @ajjohnstone7063
    @ajjohnstone7063 Před 4 lety +12

    Alexander Fleming 😂😂 between bond books and inventing penicillin

  • @Joshua-xi5zg
    @Joshua-xi5zg Před 4 lety +136

    They laugh, but hes talking about 90% of people in that room

    • @barniestormer6698
      @barniestormer6698 Před 4 lety +36

      If you cant laugh at yourself you are lost

    • @LThaPunisha
      @LThaPunisha Před 3 lety +1

      @@barniestormer6698 Even more true.

    • @shanginadildo
      @shanginadildo Před 3 lety +1

      @@barniestormer6698like my nan always said, "if you cant laugh at yourself, you're missing out on a good joke"

    • @festyguy7405
      @festyguy7405 Před 2 lety

      He’s still hilarious!

  • @karenward267
    @karenward267 Před 3 lety +7

    Poorly at breakfast, dead by tea. Legend. 😂😂😂

  • @adrianstowers2034
    @adrianstowers2034 Před 3 lety +9

    Al Murray needs to be put in the hall of fame......absolute legend

  • @XplosivCookie
    @XplosivCookie Před 4 lety +31

    Thanks for uploading all these on the official channel, lots of jokes I've missed out on as I'm sure the full shows aren't really available anywhere here in Finland ^^

    • @bradderzzw8244
      @bradderzzw8244 Před 4 lety

      Mate. I moved from London to Finland a few months ago, it’s sooo hard to get British comedy here :(

    • @XplosivCookie
      @XplosivCookie Před 4 lety

      @@bradderzzw8244 I've lived here always but the comedy is top notch all the same :D

  • @drteeth7054
    @drteeth7054 Před 4 lety +7

    Brilliant! Time for another DVD Al! This is perfect comedy! Should carry a heath warning as I uncontrollably PMSL!

  • @Len_J_
    @Len_J_ Před 2 lety +4

    "one day I'll make my money on the food".. kisses the pint. Went right over their heads 😂

  • @hughmarcus1
    @hughmarcus1 Před 4 lety +21

    I’m laughing at this & there’s an ad on my feed for medical negligence solicitors. Oh the irony. 😂

    • @w5pda
      @w5pda Před 4 lety +2

      ...or as we yanks say, ambulance chasers lol

  • @andypitkin9051
    @andypitkin9051 Před 4 lety +73

    Yo, please put this guy in charge of the world.

  • @barriewilliams5006
    @barriewilliams5006 Před 3 lety +4

    Al Murray, one of the best , and clever too !! ,keep rockin al 👍👍👍👍

  • @nathanmcwilliams2133
    @nathanmcwilliams2133 Před 4 lety +18

    The comic that inspired the way I present myself in comedy, absolutely incredible patter 👌

  • @williammcilwraith9304
    @williammcilwraith9304 Před 4 lety +5

    Loved it where he gave the Scottish poet Alexander Fleming acknowledgment!

  • @Markoski1986
    @Markoski1986 Před 3 lety +16

    Imagine doctors and politicians announcing this as the cure for COVID-19 😂
    Government Guidelines: GET OVER IT!!!

    • @Richard_Turner
      @Richard_Turner Před rokem +1

      This didn't age well 🤦‍♂️

    • @summercoat
      @summercoat Před 11 měsíci +1

      It would have been better advice than what actually went down. Easy in hindsight, I know.

  • @Fifury161
    @Fifury161 Před 4 lety +15

    3:54 - so subtle...

  • @taotaostrong
    @taotaostrong Před 4 lety +12

    When the audience took him home, I howled! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @gazzgazzgazz
    @gazzgazzgazz Před 3 lety +2

    Yards of Welsh is an underrated part of this

  • @nohimchandupaabeynayake998

    guy/gal: gets down with covid.
    Al Murray:snap out of it snap out of it !!

  • @KnjazNazrath
    @KnjazNazrath Před 4 lety +9

    2020, Plague is back! I caught it last week, but I walked it off.

  • @curiousfiend1169
    @curiousfiend1169 Před 4 lety +36

    In the old days you'd SNAP OUT OF IT!!
    😂

  • @richardpaddington4216
    @richardpaddington4216 Před 4 lety +2

    Incredible Al Murray.

  • @tomohawk5567
    @tomohawk5567 Před 4 lety +7

    I know it's about having a good laugh but it's also true. Great video thanks for sharing 👍

  • @hyperfine3633
    @hyperfine3633 Před 4 lety +10

    "The L key got stuck down, started churning out yards of Welsh"
    Fucking hell haha

  • @DjNikGnashers
    @DjNikGnashers Před 4 lety +15

    Al 'the point is this' Murray...

  • @geoffmunn7591
    @geoffmunn7591 Před 4 lety

    If youve sseen his tv series 'Tlme gentleman please' from 2000-2002 you'll recognise, over the 2 series he did, alot of the jokes..at 1 point he says " its been a year" which he uses alot in series 1 in said show

  • @falling_veil_brides4611
    @falling_veil_brides4611 Před 3 lety +3

    this hits different in 2020

  • @neilmoore5387
    @neilmoore5387 Před rokem +1

    Top class is Al Murray. Very clever too. Comedy genius , only surpassed by Kevin Bridges. Different styles though to be fair.

  • @classesanytime
    @classesanytime Před 3 lety +2

    I always love him when he manages to Segway himself into fucking with the French 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tubemonks
    @tubemonks Před 4 lety +26

    So un PC - fantastic!!

  • @xxcxpl
    @xxcxpl Před 2 lety +1

    Poorly by breakfast - dead by the tea ... proppa 🙃

  • @finbarwhite9989
    @finbarwhite9989 Před 4 lety +5

    The captions for this are so funny poor google

  • @nigels9500
    @nigels9500 Před 4 lety +4

    Superb 👌

  • @ViharS7
    @ViharS7 Před 3 lety +1

    How Do I Make CZcams Captions Understand What Al is Saying?

  • @Paris.Kalachnikov
    @Paris.Kalachnikov Před 4 lety +16

    What a fertile mind this man has.

  • @LyraKeltica61
    @LyraKeltica61 Před 4 lety +2

    I love this guy.

  • @petervick4775
    @petervick4775 Před 4 lety +1

    Excellent!

  • @keithsquawk
    @keithsquawk Před 3 lety +4

    Just what we need in these troubled times.
    Common sense answers for common sense people! (etc.)
    To see the reactions 'common sense' people mistakenly going to one of The Guv's shows is maybe funnier than the main act.
    But Al spots them and they become integral to the show.
    Still got my FUKP Tshirt!

  • @KampfGruppeLehr88
    @KampfGruppeLehr88 Před 4 lety +8

    New man Ponce based thinking.

  • @davidelliott5843
    @davidelliott5843 Před 4 lety +2

    Love the Harvester joke. :-)

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski9887 Před 3 lety +1

    "I for one emerged unscathed" lol

  • @brandonryan9582
    @brandonryan9582 Před 4 lety +17

    *laughs with corona virus*

  • @wrongthink3885
    @wrongthink3885 Před 4 lety +2

    Legend!!!

  • @cherryblossom3046
    @cherryblossom3046 Před 3 lety

    Super intelligent comedy fun. Awesome😂👍🙌👌

  • @66gindo
    @66gindo Před 3 lety +2

    CZcams recomendations: Why modern medicine is ridiculous
    Me: *waiting for my turn for the covid vaccine*

  • @ITMann
    @ITMann Před 4 lety +1

    Very British humour, Excellent !.

  • @MrPelikan500
    @MrPelikan500 Před 4 lety +5

    Damn ! the last line was the best ! 💓 bwahaha

  • @colingehrman7078
    @colingehrman7078 Před 3 lety

    Funny but true , nice 1 al

  • @artisokka4295
    @artisokka4295 Před 4 lety

    i think that every coutrys every bar have one al murray

  • @dannywillow9694
    @dannywillow9694 Před 4 lety +13

    True patriot we need more of these as long as his ideologies align with his act we could have another Churchill on out hands

    • @MynameisTMP-
      @MynameisTMP- Před 4 lety +4

      Danny Willow it’s a satirical act; he’s making fun of people who think like this...

    • @arielvega6344
      @arielvega6344 Před 4 lety +5

      @@MynameisTMP-
      I'm not sure thats what hes doing. From my prespective, one the greatest things about comedy its one of many frontlines of speech. You have the chance to introduce topics of coversation that would otherwise be considered "taboo". If you're familiar with a lot of his material one could make the inference that its more than likely he believes what hes saying, or at least has the nerve to question what everyone is lectured to accept.

    • @matthewwhittaker5428
      @matthewwhittaker5428 Před 3 lety +2

      He was a staunch remainer during the EU referendum. Just goes to show how good his act is.

    • @neillennox8472
      @neillennox8472 Před 3 lety

      He's taking the piss out of those who admire the landlord's mode of thinking.

  • @HMCarReviews
    @HMCarReviews Před 4 lety +4

    Anyone know if Al is still doing comedy. I have heard he has been doing other acting lately.

    • @smiggy5768
      @smiggy5768 Před 4 lety

      He is doing a pub quiz show called "Al Murray's Pub Quiz" as far as I know

  • @jrileycain6220
    @jrileycain6220 Před 4 lety +58

    To a "yank" this is like listening to a foreign language . I can't understand him. The close captioning is hilarious.

    • @triplem9805
      @triplem9805 Před 4 lety +10

      ...and completely, utterly misleadingly, uselessly inaccurate.

    • @rauminen4167
      @rauminen4167 Před 4 lety +10

      Well, the cc is based on americanese. Don't fret, after living in the UK for over a decade, I can only understand 90%.
      Well, now that I think about it, that also means that it is your mother tongue, and my second (third?) language... so... do fret? :) or... rather... SNAP OUT OF IT! :D

    • @goonseb6456
      @goonseb6456 Před 4 lety

      Rauminen so many people with psychosis on CZcams

    • @willkirkoff1333
      @willkirkoff1333 Před 4 lety +1

      @@rauminen4167 Wow, as soon as I read the last words of your comment he yelled out at the exact same thing😂 gave me a bit of a shock haha.

    • @YangSing1
      @YangSing1 Před 4 lety +2

      John Cain I doubt you can’t understand him, if you can’t you must be very insular

  • @jackedroo
    @jackedroo Před 3 lety +1

    Not sure if it is part of the joke but Ian Fleming did the bond thing.....and Alexander fleming did "invent penicillin" just noticed the effects.....the drug was made by a team in the 40's lead by an Australian by the name of Howard Florey. so Howard invented Penicillin. just in case people get the wrong idea and don't learn the truth.

    • @arya6085
      @arya6085 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes that is part of the joke. And penicillin would be nowhere without the curiosity of flemming

  • @alexbowman7582
    @alexbowman7582 Před 4 lety +17

    Fleming didn't invent antibiotics he discovered them but Otzi the iceman was carrying a leather purse containing beech fungus an antibiotic.

  • @dylanbeauhart9936
    @dylanbeauhart9936 Před 3 lety +5

    Then 2020 happened.

  • @rainbowsnail4171
    @rainbowsnail4171 Před 3 lety +2

    Watching the plague bit in 2020 mid-pandemic.... Rofl xD

  • @paulbriody297
    @paulbriody297 Před 4 lety

    brilliant!

  • @universalrandomizer405

    The best one of the bunch

  • @MrYashka12
    @MrYashka12 Před 4 lety +12

    12 people here that should get THE Plague...

    • @elizabethtaylor9321
      @elizabethtaylor9321 Před 4 lety +2

      mike damon That’s after the spike up the arse !

    • @Ardass486
      @Ardass486 Před 4 lety

      The plage was a great judge of character and the same as the RD.

    • @Ardass486
      @Ardass486 Před 4 lety

      He's an illnessaphobe,and I hate him. I have ADHD and it's wicked people like him that stop me getting what I want.

  • @pharcyde110573
    @pharcyde110573 Před 4 lety +1

    Bloody genius!!!

  • @keenbaker-dias1137
    @keenbaker-dias1137 Před 3 lety

    Snap out of it😂😂😂that's my family that was my school

  • @keenbaker-dias1137
    @keenbaker-dias1137 Před 3 lety

    This is even funnier watching this in may2021

  • @ghyuu_again
    @ghyuu_again Před 3 lety

    this has aged well given current circumstances

  • @alicefrazier634
    @alicefrazier634 Před 4 lety +3

    He is hilarious.

  • @derrickstableford8152
    @derrickstableford8152 Před 3 lety

    My grandfather was Fleming’s lab tech.

  • @calzonie5763
    @calzonie5763 Před 4 lety

    Al pick up a pint then put it back down again Murray

  • @BigUriel
    @BigUriel Před 3 lety +3

    So basically he's just George Carlin
    but English, louder and balder.

    • @errcoche
      @errcoche Před 3 lety

      Not even remotely close Sergio. This guy is an privately schooled ( at a "public school" which means you just have to have enough money to pay the fees ) Oxford graduate descended from some quite notable people who satirizes the ignorant English bigot of the kind that votes Conservative and hates almost everybody. Carlin wasn't portraying a character and was more of a vicious critic of society in a quite direct manner. I would say that the Colbert Report was a closer equivalent insofar as it is a parody. There are a lot of bigots like "Pub Landlord" in the UK and their other professions of choice are taxi driver or any of the construction trades.

    • @arya6085
      @arya6085 Před 2 lety

      @@errcoche your snobbyness is the reason why us on the left struggle so much to get into power

  • @therickpound
    @therickpound Před 4 lety

    Yards of Welsh...

  • @tdreamgmail
    @tdreamgmail Před 4 lety +3

    Google translate never had a chance

  • @AndrewLale
    @AndrewLale Před 3 lety +1

    That’s not incoherent bellowing. He’s screaming ‘snap out of it’. You’re welcome.

  • @garybuller5656
    @garybuller5656 Před 2 lety

    Why does anyone fink 'ee used a London accent, for this character!??
    Coz our phraseology , and ability to rise and fall in a sen'anc, is FUCKIN FUNNEEE!! now keep up.

  • @dacosta6521
    @dacosta6521 Před 4 lety +6

    1:54 - must have touched a nerve with a lot of the hating snowflakes on here! snap out of it!

    • @danielthompson6448
      @danielthompson6448 Před 4 lety +6

      Young people are capable of understanding satire, and you realise the joke of the Al Murray character is that he's bigoted and spouts nationalist nonsense, no one is taking him seriously, he's not doing a Ted Talk.

  • @thehuff8898
    @thehuff8898 Před 4 lety +2

    Think with your lungs 😂

  • @jeanlongsden1696
    @jeanlongsden1696 Před rokem

    that's not Damian, it is Hugo Boss (Joe Lycett).

  • @silentwitness247
    @silentwitness247 Před 4 lety +5

    Al for Prime Minister with Jethro, Peter Kay, Jim Davidson and Bob Mortimer in his cabinet. What a wonderful world we would be living in!

    • @davidelliott5843
      @davidelliott5843 Před 4 lety

      Jim Davidson for Home Secretary.

    • @silentwitness247
      @silentwitness247 Před 4 lety

      Billy Connolly for Foreign Secretary.

    • @pov_music
      @pov_music Před 4 lety +1

      You do realise the whole point of the Pub Landlord is to take the piss out of the sort of attitude that Jim Davidson has.

    • @Pete90125
      @Pete90125 Před 4 lety

      They will still shaft you 🤔🇬🇧

  • @4daysawake972
    @4daysawake972 Před 4 lety

    A piece of mould and a fucking plate

  • @chris-oliver5319
    @chris-oliver5319 Před 3 lety

    THE PLAGUE IS GONNA KILL YOU: (illnesses aren’t bad now) me watching in 2020, “Yh but corona” me: looks at date, 1 year ago ahhhhh okay

  • @jakobkjr6887
    @jakobkjr6887 Před 2 lety

    There is a harvester on the horizon.profetic

  • @tillyt4054
    @tillyt4054 Před 3 lety

    The Tom Hardy of British comedy 😂😂😂❤️

  • @chdk55christidonny6
    @chdk55christidonny6 Před 2 lety +1

    BEERS WILL CURE EVERYTHING

  • @El_Smeghead
    @El_Smeghead Před 4 lety +1

    What's your thoughts on the coronavirus and the government shutting all the pubs, Al ???

  • @ding888
    @ding888 Před 4 lety

    Now you got a Corona😂😅

  • @NROS2012
    @NROS2012 Před 4 lety

    Mighty White is Australian.

  • @stephenlyle3346
    @stephenlyle3346 Před 4 lety +3

    I love mash it's my favourite programme they do it tastefully

  • @MrDaiseymay
    @MrDaiseymay Před 3 lety

    IRONIC---INNIT? 3 MONTHS AFTER THIS UPLOAD, MILLIONS AROUND THE WORLD HAVE DIED FROM A PANDEMIC.

  • @hughoxford8735
    @hughoxford8735 Před 4 lety +3

    BREXIT TOMORROW AL! THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK!!!

    • @Darilon12
      @Darilon12 Před 3 lety

      Tomorrow took a while 😂

  • @taylordrew2444
    @taylordrew2444 Před 3 lety +2

    As a 17 year old I agree 😂😂😂

  • @darlingstuff1560
    @darlingstuff1560 Před 4 lety

    It was his assistants who discovered it. He as head of department would naturally claim the fame.

    • @watsie04
      @watsie04 Před 4 lety

      Darling Stuff r/whoosh

  • @RB-cz7vq
    @RB-cz7vq Před 3 lety

    Wonder what he'd make of Corona?

  • @ReinventingTheSteve
    @ReinventingTheSteve Před 4 lety

    A piece of mould on a fucken plate

  • @Gooslie1
    @Gooslie1 Před 4 lety

    i wanna say okay boomer but this guys just too fucking awesome