Tsundere Tsukishima x You [Tall Boy] [Jealous] [Holding Hands] "Scatterbrain... We're stuck here..."
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- čas přidán 12. 11. 2020
- PG: Tsukishima is helping you, his new volleyball club manager, clean up after practice, when someone accidentally locks you both in a chilly supply closet! Of course this is your fault... but you could hold his hands for warmth... Is he really trying to tell you something? He sounds jealous of how much time you spend with the other team members...~
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⚠️ UNDERRATED ALERT ⚠️
This bro is so underrated, guys please give him more love. 🥺💕💕💕
That means a lot, I really appreciate that!
@@rjhprofessionalemail7520 Keep up the great work, buddy! 😌💕
omg i watch your vids what are you doing here lol
hi FSHGF
@@grey2754 Lmao, you never saw me here.
"Didn't you pay attention in science class???"
Me listening to this during science class 👁👄👁
I’ll take that as a no-
Me who doesn't pay attention to much of my classes. ARE YOU CALLING ME OUT??!!!!
@@patriciaelise7807 this is my study music
@@sage3193 Toga- I thought you were obsessed with Izuku?
BAHAHA
Tuskishima: *calls me short*
Me, being 4’8: HEY-.......well you got a point
Hey were the same height dude
Me 4'10: no no he's got a point
Me being 5’3 I’m officially jealous of your height >:( life is never fair for me (c" ತ,_ತ)
Your taller that me im 4'2
@@sharky4512 bruhhh HOWWW depression is hitting me 🥲
Tsukki: “being so short and all”
Me being 5’1: *Cracks knuckles*
Me too
@@AstroLuna29 age please
@@AstroLuna29 oh no I was at 5 even when I was 14 it’s been two years and I only grew an inch.
@Anabel Castaneda 🥲
Oh my god bbcssaadbbbgahbbgahadjbbsacvssfvxc😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😇
Bro when it said “Tsundere Tsukishima” um sir- Tsuki is a tsundere 24/7 🤣 I love this..
This is true
@@Urfavetransmasc I didn’t know Levi’s cleaning supplies could talk ... how is it being Levi’s cleaning supplies
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Urfavetransmasc I bet u get used everyday by Levi to clean things 😤✨🤣
@@mammons_debt I mean he gives me attention that’s all i need
"if it was just me..."
✨tsukki the pick me girl✨
PICK ME GIRLL
🍮👀
OMG LMFAO HES SO OBLIVIOUS ABT IT
Just imagine tsuki being like "HeY y/N" key word image not happening
Excuse you
Tsukki: "was that your hand just now? Its freezing"
Me with my iron deficiency: "yeah that happens-"
i feel ya 😂😂
@@user-jm7dr5uz6l kiyoko why are u here
Felt
Same
I don't have that but my hands have been cold since I was in 4th grade.
(Sorry if I sound like a pick me)
Tsukki: "Seeing how youre so short"
Me: screaming in 6'0
You're tall compared to me----
Me screaming in 4'9 💀✨✌
@@anetkaaa302 me laughing in 5'2
@@nuhaakmel663 nooo-😭 anyways how old are you ? 🤭
@@anetkaaa302 14😳
Tsuki: "do u still want me to hold ur hand when that door opens"
Me: YES *nodding my head*
**violently nods**
@@GlitteryPeachyTea ikr 😭👏
tsuki: are you cold?
Me who is always cold: how did you-
OHH ME TOO I LIKE TO SCARE MY FRIEND BECAUSE MY HANDS ARE ALWAYS COLD (I poke them and stuff lol) VWAHAHAHAHAJDKQLD
@@k1tsud3m6 ME TOO ME TOO
@@k1tsud3m6 SAME AND MY PARENTS ARE CONCERNED BECAUSE MY HANDS ARE ALWAYS COLD
@@gucci1097 I can't with my parents wbsbdb my dad told me it's because of my phone I- 😭✋
Same like my friends are always like your so warm lol hehehe XD BITCH I FEEL LIKE IM IN ANTARCTICA LIKE IS GLOBAL WARMING IS GOING BACKWARDS ALL OF THE SUDDEN
“Was that your hand just now”
Me: no..
Yamaguchi hunched over in the corner: hi :)
T i m e s t a m p p l e a s e
@@iridescence4897 4:21
Da fak he doing in here
IDND8EKIZNS
WHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Tsuki: um, that's my sternum you just headbutted
All I could think of was iida going: YOU FINED OF A CHILD, A KICK TO THE STERNUM IS UNFORGIVABLE!
Lol
Omg 😂😭😂
It's not sternum it's uhh-
LOL IKR!!!XDD
*insert robot arm movements*
Nobody:
Tsukkishima: *brain dead teammates*
Pfft
Pffftttttttttt 🦖
Tsukishima:"That was my sternum you just headbutted"
Me trying to figure out what a sternum is 👁👄👁
A sternum is a bone that is located in the middle of your chest.It is also referred to as the breastbone.your sternum protects the organs in the torso from injury and also serves as a connection part for othe bones
@@shoenotfound1149 if I didn’t pay attention in science class then you know I didn’t read this paragraph 😂
@@Heavenly.Motherr Short version: T-shaped bone in the middle of your chest, between your ribs.
👁👄👁
Kei: “You Shortie”
My 5’2 Tsundere dumbass: BAKA! >:v
That's me 👌👌
Legit 😂😂😂
i'm 5'10 so can't relate .3.
That is me but I am 4’9
Me 😅 but I'm 4'11 :)
*video starts*
RJH: starts talking
Me: *_flinch_*
Also me: goddamn boi you tryna kill me with that voice?
Perhaps.~
Him: here just give me your hands
Me: my hands are really cold you don't want to hold them-
Tsukki: Are you cold?
Me who never been cold once in their life: YEP! I’m ✨freezing✨ :)
Samee
When he was bitching about the key at the start I literally said out loud "well excuse me princess. Why don't I make a shrine of the keys in my house so I never forget again? Or you could quite whining and maybe knock on the door to see if anyone is still in the gym"
yesss
HAH
sLAYYY /hj
I literally just spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out how tall we were, I have come to the conclusion that we’re 5’8
Which is my real height, woooo
*stares in 5 ft* 👁👄👁💧
im 5'6-
a FeW iNcHeS mOrE-
Me who’s exactly 5’0:....well uhm..-
:( About 4'11 :(
Tsukki: Shortie
Me: 👁👄👁 TaLl FrEaK
Me: I found never fall for a sarcastic cold salt fry!!!
Tsukishima: ...Hi...
Me: 🌠 Oh no I fell 🤠
Oh no i hope i dont fall...
*YAGAMI YATO EDITS*
me: *freefall off balcony*
Hey illumi
@@connietaylor2978 oh hey
@@notgonnasimp9989 I would yell
I BELIEVE WE I CAN FLYYYY
@@user-lp1of3fb3v im that b1+ch jumping of bridges daily 😎👉👉
“Don’t look at me like that”
*hisoka flash backs*
Me:🧍🥲
Glad I'm not the only one who thought of him.
Bro is so weird but hot it's annoying
@@rozellevanderwesthuizen2148Ikr 😭
Me not knowing I could fall for tsukki harder than I already have 😭😭❤️you have made my day!
You can always fall harder, darling.~
Yess, I Love him so much- I simp for him like Tanaka and Nishinoya simp for Kiyoko!
@@xmujona Same 😂😍
@@xmujona I mean yktv
Samee here ....i m in love with tsukki too!❤️
Tsuki: Are u cold?
Me who’s always warm: no-
...💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳 give
Tsukki: Compared to me you're hard to see
Me: 👁️👄👁️🖕 but you ain't wrong-
Your in the wrong anime Uraraka :|
Akward ✋😄
@@Mileycut oop-
@@Mileycut uh- im not here and I was never here🚶🏻♀️
@@tsskkrii Oop, guess we both are 😗✌
@@darlingkururing oh well-😃
Kei: "shortie"
me, who is 5'8: BI-
i’m 5’9 i’ll help you fight him 😂
SAME BESTIE EJEIWWORIRU
I'm only 5'3 lmao 👍😃
My 5’3 self: 🙇🏾♂️
@@ratio832 you big foot?
Him pointing out that I'm short
Me:bish your a tree
I thought lev was the tree
@@lolalove6198 Kenma is quaking
My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you
Then they tell us to make friends
"EMMA ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION??"
me: listening to this
Hey Google: how do I report a video for being too perfect
Also Google: " *Body Temperature is Inversely Correlated with Body Mass* "
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I-😃
“Brain dead teammates”
*LMAO I’VE BEEN SENT TO JUPITER AND MARS THEN BACK- 💀🤚🏻*
But, on a serious note, he’s really underrated. 🥺
tsukki: calls me short
me, who's 4' 10" and shorter than levi: NO IM- ... okay yea you right 😒
I'm 4'8 :(
Wait youre about The same height as My best friend....... Well i guess that im The tall friend
@Anabel Castaneda im 11 and 5,2(157cm)
*My 19 6'10 dumbass: *SCREECHING NOISES**
I am 5'1
Him:calling me short
Me:being 5'4" girl with anger issues! Bro I'm 5'4" and I can beat you up!
*me being 4'11*
i mean.. chile anyways so-
@@Aki-rae haha
@@ashton6048 T^T
@@Aki-rae :)
I’m 5’11 I’m like 7 inches shorter than him
Video: starts*
Me: getting ready*
Notif: HEY HEY HEY! (insert Bokuto noises)
Him: now I struck in here with our scattered brain mange-
Me:WOWW! Wait I mean your not wrong so I’ll let it pass😒
I edited my comment now my hearts gone woops
Here ya go. 💙
Aww thanks love your videos
When he said he couldn’t see me in the dark I was thinking “is it bc I’m black” but then he said Bc I’m short *5’3 and then I realized ohh it makes sense
I’ve been scrolling through the comments and this is BY FAR the FUNNIEST one. Here’s a gold star ⭐️
Kei: shortie
Me being 5,6: wait what?
Tsukki: Great, I'm stuck in here with our scatterbrain manager
Me: I'm right here y'know 😡
„How are you feeling?“
Me: *screams* *Inhales and exhales* *blushes*
*soul leaves body.....* 😳
Noya~senpai?!
@@yn7085 Heyyyy Y/n-chan!
@@maxcxiee _So this is what you guys watch? Hmm..interesting_
@@Mxphisto Kiyoko-san?! Oh dear-
@@maxcxiee There’s nothing to worry about, I won’t tell anyone.
Me:*me being 5'2-* *scared smol gurl noises-* I'm trapped in here with a GIANT-
he's a beAnsTalK-
I'm fu**ing 5'!!!
Ya mean with A Titan, right? UwU
I KnOW hEs sO tALl
*me who is 5’7 but still dwarfed compare tsuki.*
His voice sounds like aphmau’s husband (Aaron lycan)
At least once every other day, I get that comment. -___-;
SO TRUE
nhahshsbs who are you? WHO IS THIS MAN-
Your voice is just ✨
Perfect
His voice = healing my soul
Thank you darling.~
Lmao
Me: hears the "voice"
Me instanly :WHERE MAH HEADPHONES AT
me being 4'8
smoll gurl with a giraffe
When he said ur pretty hard to see in the first place, I started ugly crying/laughing.
👋🏾😭😭😭
*𝖴𝖦𝖫𝖸 𝖢𝖱𝖸𝖲 𝖨𝖭 𝖡𝖫𝖠𝖢𝖪 𝖦𝖨𝖱𝖫*
tsundere boys have my heart 😗
Now this.... this is epic
Oh snap, it's Guzma! (Skull dances menacingly)
😭 I just watched all his videos and omg
•́ ‿ ,•̀
Thank you! Means a lot to me, my dear.
@@rjhprofessionalemail7520 MY DEAR- sir u do have me simping
Me as well.
@@cloudydreaming KENNY?!
@@imtotallynothere8751 uhhhhhh I’m a hallucination…?
Him: your pretty hard to see
Me: *angry in black*
Him: because you’re short
Me: oh, well people love dogs more then they love giraffes
ok- im so sorry but that "hinata" was lowkey kinda hot HSHAHBAHAHHA
Tsuki: Are you cold?
Me: n-
*realises he is gonna warm me up*
Me: yeah I’m FREEZINGGGG.
Tsukishima: talking about how short I am
Me: literally being 4 inches taller than him
Are you the BFG
"Did you not pay attention in science class?"
Me:remembers that one magic school bus episode
Also me:its the magic school bus please let this be a normal field trip...WITH A FRIZ NOWAY!!!
Kei being 6'2: Shorty
Me being 5'8: Yeah? Well if I'm a shorty then your a beanpole
Lol im 5'10 im just a few inches shorter then him then there he is,calling meh shortie ;-;
I'm 5'9 and he's calling me short? Tsukishima Kei is a jerk!
Kei: you shortie-
Me: are 5'4 people short?
Also me: should i be offended?
Also also me: wtf?
Well I’m 6’7 sooooo yeah.....you’re short 😌like HOW ARE YOU SO SMOL✨💅
@@shoenotfound1149 idk lmao 😆 but here in Philippines and in my school, I'm the tallest among the girls in my class😭
@@shoenotfound1149 i hate the fact I'm always at the back 🙁
@@shoenotfound1149 I'm 6'0 :')
@@sky_moth5866 HOW!?!!
All I was thinking the whole time was "IM NOT SHORT YOUR JUST TALL"
ALSO I'm 5'7 Unu
Tsuki: "Being so short and all"
Me: * cracks knuckles in 5'5 *
Please more Tsukishima audios, this was amazing!!
Tsuki:” being so short and all”
Me:👁👄👁 I- I’m .. 5’8
I love this like TSUKISHIMA IS ACTUALLY KINDER TF❤❤❤❤😢😢😭😭😭🙃🙃🙃🙃
I first thought that you wrote children in german
Ok, I love Tsukishimas voice in this. I love how its very close too his dub voice, and how he complimented me while insulting me. And him taking the blame, and helping me while i was cold. It makes me feel special.
HOLY SHIT IM SO TOUCHED STARVED-
Him: "you're so short"
Me: "i'M OvER AvRrEGe BiShH"
Iida-san?!
@@yn7085 Y/N-Chan!?
@@tenyaiida2265 U-um I'm not here qwq
Tsukishima: brain dead teammates
Yamaguchi: 👁️👄👁️
“Didnt you pay attention in science class?”
PFFFT N O
Tsukkishima be like: “being so short and all”
Me who's literally 4'11 be like: Starts cracking knuckles
I’m crying- he’s so cuuutttteeeee 😭 your so underrateddd!! I can’t help but simp for himmm 🥺🖐
You should make another one of these in the same situation except they're stuck in there for longer and they both eventually fall asleep while cuddling each other 💕 this is my favorite tsuki audio too it's so underrated
Tsukki: "Do you want me to keep holding your han-"
Me: "Yes, thank you very much ^v^"
THE WAY HE SAID HINATA MADE ME SO HAPPY AWE :))
Plot twist this actually happened because the whole team was outside recording and now we have this beautiful asmr.
Tsukki: *Calls me scatterbrain*
Me: HEY- Your kinda right...
THE WAY HE SAID HINATA- I THINK I AHHHH😭✨ THAT WAS JUST BUTTERFLIES IDK WHY TELL ME ITS NOT JUST ME
the voice 😳 mind as well simp 🕺🏻🕺🏻
His hole personality: GlAsSes👓✨
Me: I like that. Give me more please 👏🏻🙏🏻❤❤👁👄👁
Tsukki - I guess we should wait until they notice were missing and come looking for us
Me - By then I'll be 50 and dead.
"if your offering that snack then, i guess i could.."
sir if your thinking about the same meal as i am then...
*si senor*
Tsuki, I thought you said you wanted us to be a secret!
...
*honhonhon* *what is this I see?*
Oooo my ship is happening
I smell teaaaaa
TSUKKI, I’M SUBSCRIBING RIGHT NOW 😍😍
Thanks, shorty. ;)
@@rjhprofessionalemail7520 😳
...
@@tsukishimakei8593 👉👉
@@tsukishimakei8593 *hugs tsukishima tightly* you're kinda cute
Tsukishima : "Don't move around to much"
Me : "walks into a wall"
Okay, this is amazing and I'm obsessed. Thank you for this!!!
You're so welcome!~
E-Excuse me ?! You are so underrated !!! Helloooooo ?! This is awesome 😍😍😍😍 I friggin love it !! You deserve so much more🥺❤️
Thank you darling! ~
I like how I just finished playing league of legends and the first thing I look for is your channel, lmao 😂
The thumbnail is so cute ✨✨✨
Vro I feel like I can't breathe when he said that to come closer...
crap😆
me thinking this was a playlist
what it actually is:
Not me simping over hes voice 💀👋
No way I can't sub after this its so cute I love tsuki 💖😊
tsukishima would never be so takethe blame but im enjoying this
i literally made myself a playlist of all these tsuki videos from this channel to listen to, I honestly can’t sleep without them anymore. Please! Make! More!
i am so happy like there is barely any tsukishima audios out there and when i saw this i lowkey screamed, i've already listened to this 5 times today
2:05 Tsukishima: "Being so short and all."
BRo I'm 5'4 thank you very much, you're only like 10 inches taller than me >:(
I’m 5’9 :,))
@@yourlocalsimp5496 I'm 5'5 now yay one inch taller. But 5'9 ? :0 that's cool aaaaa.
When he said “being so short and all” you really got the sound of him having a little smirk on his face. Very noice!
Tsukki: " Being so short and all "
Me: THIS " sHoRt AnD aLl " GIRL DID TRACK AND FIELD AND LONG JUMPING FOR 3 YEARS AND SHE CAN JUMP UP TO SLAP YOUR SALTY LITTLE FACE. Oh yeah and I did pay attention on sience class.
But I still love you tsukki
Not me falling for Tsukkishima 🧍
I hate Tsukkishima but this- this is changing everything. I am now a simp, periodt.
Also hi:) ❤️
Tsukishima: "Being so short and all~"
Me: **Screaming in 5'9**
Tsuki: calls me short. Me: 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 5'4
Thank the CZcams gods for letting me find your channel☺😃😃
Tsukki: your short
My 5’10 ass: BoI
HAHA IM 5’9- 😂😂😂😂
Tsukki: my face is just warm.. the heat rises and I’m tall
Me: yeah sure, totally, four-eyed dinosaur
Tsuki:”Being so Short and All”
Me: 👁💧👄💧👁 *Cries In 5’4*