childe had me become a babysitter for his little brother in genshin impact and it reminded me why i don't want kids follow me on twitter: / enocbwaap follow me on twitch: / bwaap
the next video will be about an interesting challenge involving a certain red outrider... the unreconciled stars event video will come soon after that. I will do zhongli's story quest as well, but paimon's english dub voice lines are supposedly broken for the whole quest so i'm waiting for them to fix that before i play it.
well, too be fair he says "I won't kill you" before the fight and that everything was just a job and he likes us at the end of archon quest. And Tuecer quest is supposedly taking time a while after the whole Rex Lapis thing. So I believe it, Childe is that kind of shady, grey area character that isn't your friend (because you can't trust him) but you can still like each other and be kind of allies
@@pyracrys0174 a villain can be an antagonist but an antagonist is not always a villain, dude. So my point stands, Childe is an antagonist, but not a villain.
When I see « cringe worthy » stuff, I’m one to just want to roll on the floor laughing, I wonder how it feel to cringe on hilarious scene. I’m not jealous, I’m still crying laughing at Childe switching to the toy seller act in front of the treasure hoarders x’D
Everyone talking about Childe when those three treasure hoarders are the smartest group of mobs deciding not to fight Childe after seeing his skills and managing to decode what he was trying to say
funniest part is that Childe probably took that "job" because he just wanted to kick some ass lmao (since i'm assuming this is the job Childe and the fatui underling where talking about when you first enter the bank) so the treasure hoarders didn't just have the wits to stay THE FUCK AWAY from battling/angering him, but dodged a literal bullet by having Teucer drop in and make him play salesman before Childe could go ham on their asses
"You make a pinkie promise, you keep it all your life. You break a pinkie promise, I throw you on the ice. The cold will kill the pinkie that once betrayed your friend, the frost will freeze your tongue off so you never lie again." wow that is actually so good
The pinkie promise is a like contract for us to be attached and continue playing because poor teucer is waiting for us in Snezhanaya, and of course i will.
After many years of his campaign in Liyue, Childe finally comes home to the cold winter motherland of Snezhnaya. As an esteemed member of the Fatui Harbingers, he is requested to meet with the Tsaritsa and report his progress. The 11th Harbinger obeys willingly and enters the throne room in which the Queen sits, and the first thing out of her mouth is: "I trust our toy sales in Liyue have been going well? I certainly hope that the Liyue Institute of Toy Research has had many customers" What would his face look like at that point?
I can honestly see Childe one day quitting the Fatui and being a harbinger, and then going on adventures with the traveler. I also find it sweet yet kinda funny that he actually wrote that in a letter to his siblings.
@@gentlesubliminals7182 Going by the looks of it, he'll definitely going to be sad. The thought of your brother doing dangerous works while lying in order to keep you safe is indeed sad.
it will be the exact opposite , he will admire his brother even more, how his big brother tried to protect his dream even if that means risking his own life
Lol imagine, Tonia knows about the fatui stuff, Teucer coming home saying *”My brother was talking these new toy sellers and sold some toys, it was so fascinating watching him work!”* MAN TONIA WILL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED
@@jetstreampaul5029 yeah Tonia could either lie about what Childe wrote for Teucer’s sake or Childe really said he likes us enough too consider ditching his job
Rank is not based on power, but one seniority and experience in the ranks. Tartaglia is actually on the stronger side among Harbingers. And he's only a human, not some elemental being or god.
@@Oscarus4250 Yeah, I was told such after this comment, what confused me was Yae Miko saying how Scarra was above Signora in strength because he was 2 ranks higher. So I'm confused.
@@horizon146 Not exactly. Miko said that Scaramouche is higher in rank than Signora AND in terms of power, he's stronger than her. "And", not "so" - because of this barely visible difference, people misunderstood the true meaning of the sentence. However, I don't doubt Miko. Scaramouche (real name: Kunikuzushi Raiden), being the "clone" of Electro Archon Ei Raiden, he has some of her powers, with most of them being sealed within. Dottore modified the puppet to make him loyal to the Tsaritsa and Fatui, and probably was given a Delusion (however we don't know which one - definetly not Electro as it is his primary element)
Childe is the type of guy to fight with you and then unfriend you on every social media. Then he starts begging to be friends again not even a week later
I find Childe and traveler relationship so nice, they’re not really enemies neither they’re the close friends, they have this kind of relationship where they both like to see each other’s limits and abilities and improvements, it’s like Goku & Vegeta. Like I could literally trust you with my life but if we fight I won’t hesitate to cause you serious injuries lol. I really love his character.
let me guess.... a good big bro with the power that trade by his life eh? I bet he will use his power till it drain his life out for his family's sake then.
I'm sure somehow all the Harbingers will end up becoming your allies if they're not killed (because banners), Snezhnaya and the Tsaritza will be revealed as NOT the big evil guy (because banners)
poptartaglia is not worth so far, unless you farm fatui badges and get his stellaris drops. i got him though, but i need to level him up alot. now im waiting for the geo gramps
@@berry-qs7uj i dont have resources to make tartaglia powerful. i need to keep farming oceanid and for some reason it got stronger against me. i know he can be a good character, im more focused on hu tao
*Childe's Story in a Nutshell:* - acting kinda sus - Hello fren - Sus - Hello fren I pay for Zhongli's funeral - Careful fren, the "Walls have Ears" 👀 - Acts even more sus - Don't get it my way - I WILL END YOU, YOU BAITED ME HERE AND TOOK THE GNOSIS BEFORE ME - Hey fren, I'll let you go, let's fight some other time - Summons a Monster to bait Morax to reveal himself - hey fren, can you babysit my little brother for me?
i love how one moment: Childe tries to drown the entirety of Liyue using the power of a god and the next moment he is just like "hey bestie sorry for trying to kill you and liyue, nothin personal, right?"
This child basically walked from SNEZHNAYA to LIYUE. And his family thinks he got kidnapped. And also 7:14 Paimon almost called him by what he really is~ a Fatui Hamburger.
This story quest made me love Childe even more, he cares so much about his siblings😭😭 The fact that he's willing to risk his own safety and well-being to keep his brother away from the Fatui and let him have an innocent childhood without knowing about all the violent stuff is just so💔
“We shouldn’t be talking to this guy, if he’s saying mean things about Mr cyclops he’s definitely a bad man. Aether: *puts hands on hips glaring at man*
Idk if the Chinese dubbing is the 'canon' story(?)/interaction/dialogue, but in the cn dub Teucer said his brother "would once in a while like to put down his work/job to experience the adventures with Traveller." compared to the eng dub saying he quit his harbinger job which is interesting to see both dubs with different-ish texts.
@@zachzg Honestly im fine with either because this man is supposed to be hollow with his harrowing experience in the abyss bUT HES JUST SO AAA i simp for all genshin mEN
Even we don't know whether Fatui is really bad or not. Tsaritsa quest is to collect gnosis and kill divine God, and idk this God is nice or not, considering Khaenriah was wrecked.
16:50 cracks me up all the time 😭😭 the way he just... claps for himself like he’s hyping up a crowd in front of people he was just threatening to kill 😭😭😭
Exactly, that’s the feeling I was trying to put into word: « claps for himself like he’s hyping up the crowd in front of people he was just threatening to kill » this is the exact pinpoint way to explain the feeling I felt at that exact second, thank you for this magnificent image, I love to laugh at cringe but this make me laugh even more! :’D
Did anyone realize when Childe and the male traveler were going to fight, Tuecer VA said, "Why do you want to fight the nice lady?" Instead of the dialogue, which says 'Why do you want to fight the nice guy?"
@@schrodingerskatze6487 Damn why so much hate for them, i mean they are the villans but some of them can become allies like Childe, and we dont know the Tsaritsa real motives
@@thomaz3235 Personal preference I guess. Childe is a genocidal battle junkie who basically excuses everything with "its just orders", Il Dotore is basically Heinrich Himmler with all the unethical human experiments he does for shit and giggles and Signora and Scaramouche are not much better for all we haveseen so far. I do not really care for such allies. But again, maybe just personal preference.
@@thomaz3235 tsaritsa is definitely gathering all the gnosis' to fight that b we fought at the start. But yeh signora and scaramouch have been twats so far for no real reason
2 years later. Teucer joins the ranks of 5-Star characters with his Elemental skill being Summon Mr.Cyclops, and his elemental burst being summoning Childe. lol
my first thought was like "oh he thinks aether's a girl because of the long hair" but guys with long hair are quite common in genshin so it doesn't make much sense? but again he's from snezhnaya and for all we know every guy there could have short hair lmao
This is why I see childe as a moral grey. He’s not good. He’s not bad. He’s his own . He’s never done anything bad that he didn’t need to do and same goes for good. He’s just a moral shade of grey
i wonder if kids can see each others' imaginary friends lol teucer would probably ask child for a full size mr. cyclops after that. i would kill for that interaction. hope we're able to revisit mond someday with our new friends
Next time on genshin impact the traveler takes a boat to schneznaya in order to see teucer with timmie as a stowaway Also for some reason teucer autocorrected to triceratops
The more Childe was talking about protecting his brother and how that's what a sibling should do the more i felt bad for the mc, the person who failed to save their sibling and how they lost them
the next video will be about an interesting challenge involving a certain red outrider...
the unreconciled stars event video will come soon after that. I will do zhongli's story quest as well, but paimon's english dub voice lines are supposedly broken for the whole quest so i'm waiting for them to fix that before i play it.
Nice.
Pog
Aw u love paimon I knew it
oooooo
bwaap
Sometimes, Childe is a sweetheart and the best boi. Sometimes, you just want to mash him to pieces and snap his bones in two.
accurate description
Understandable, have a nice day-
I’ll ignore your graphic comment and move on with my day
yes
Accurate
Childe: pretends to be your friend & nearly kills you
Also childe: "Come over and meet my family!" 🤗
LMAOO
Rivals
@@PichuElric cant say your wrong
well, too be fair he says "I won't kill you" before the fight and that everything was just a job and he likes us at the end of archon quest. And Tuecer quest is supposedly taking time a while after the whole Rex Lapis thing. So I believe it, Childe is that kind of shady, grey area character that isn't your friend (because you can't trust him) but you can still like each other and be kind of allies
i was thinking what he plan to do when i visit his family
ngl Childe transforming and defeating the ruin guards in 10 seconds while his brother counting down is the coolest moment in the game
I think about it every day 🧎🏻
And then comes the in-game playable Childe:
@WithHavock190 i agree
Not as cool as me!
-Paimon
True that’s so badass
childe is such a cool character. he's not a hero, but not a villain. i simultaneously don't trust him at all, but would trust him with my life.
anti-villain is your word
pretty sure it's antagonist. An obstacle in protagonists path but not really evil enough to be called a villain.
@@pyracrys0174 a villain can be an antagonist but an antagonist is not always a villain, dude. So my point stands, Childe is an antagonist, but not a villain.
@@zopiranha3871 you didn't explain it clearly before so yeah, but, now i understand what you're trying to say :)
I have a love hate relationship with him too
i can see in the eyes of childe dying inside everytime he pretends to be a toy seller in front of fatuis
FR
@@tusvy same here
I felt a different level of feeling bad
I died, too
LMAO
dude when Childe gave his speech
and had to cover it up, after he saw his brother
I never felt so much cringe, and pain
When I see « cringe worthy » stuff, I’m one to just want to roll on the floor laughing, I wonder how it feel to cringe on hilarious scene. I’m not jealous, I’m still crying laughing at Childe switching to the toy seller act in front of the treasure hoarders x’D
The amount of second hand embarrasment i had 💀
@@gr1m0ire93 LMFAO SAME
Cannot relate since whenever I see cringe worthy stuff I just laugh and the speech was hilarious lol
Ugh same happened I felt so freaking embarrassed for him.
"The frost will freeze your tongue off so you never lie again."
Aether: That doesn't affect me, I don't even talk.
Paimon:So,am I sacrificing myself for you?
@@perfonster5040 Yes Paimon, yes.
@@perfonster5040 YES
@@perfonster5040 YES
YES
Lol. Childe is literally the “Mr. Cyclops” when he does his Foul Legacy Transformation.
REALLY? Lmaaoo
yeah i think his harbinger persona is a nod to ruin guards
Frrrrr that is so true
Ye that’s the first thing I thought lmao
Aether when arriving in Tsaritsa's palace & found Childe:
*HEY TOYSELLER!*
Signora be like: 0_o
@@Sirin.Schariac. You mean: |_/_o
@@renewalacumen1770 lol
Yes! miHoYo needs to add this line to the dialogue options, as well as the many hilarious reactions to it.
YESS I WANNA SEE TSARITSA'S AND CHILDE'S EXPRESSION
Everyone talking about Childe when those three treasure hoarders are the smartest group of mobs deciding not to fight Childe after seeing his skills and managing to decode what he was trying to say
Yeah, them actually figuring out Childe code talk is real genius ngl
Lowkey i was pleasantly surprised
"Guys...do you think that maybe...we're the ones getting robbed?"
@@jayrun4341 Childe was too
funniest part is that Childe probably took that "job" because he just wanted to kick some ass lmao (since i'm assuming this is the job Childe and the fatui underling where talking about when you first enter the bank)
so the treasure hoarders didn't just have the wits to stay THE FUCK AWAY from battling/angering him, but dodged a literal bullet by having Teucer drop in and make him play salesman before Childe could go ham on their asses
Teucer: "...lady"
Aether: "Do I LOOK-"
Ever seen Aether with his braids undone? He looks exactly like a girl
@@stockehistorica1349 lmao
When i started the game I thought aether was a girl
Wait, why did he call Aether a lady?
@@Mr-Green0 Just a dubbing error, sometimes Lumine could be addressed as "He" or "Him" by other Npcs too
"Cool! so suddenly, Paimon doesn't feel so bad about taking Teucer's money!" IM ASCENDING 💀
You gotta give it to Childe, his improvisation skills are impressive,
as expected from the greatest toy seller from Snezhnaya.
And now the greatest toy seller in Liyue.
he will NEVER live that down so long as the darknight hero fights! XD
Hahahaha
What are you guys talking about? He's not a 'sees Teucer' simple toy seller, he's the *BEST* toy seller in all of Teyvat!
@@kaijakaslana I didn't get it
Alt title:
"Youngest fatui harbinger on the brink of death trying to keep his brother entertained"
True
would that be Scaramouch or he just smol
@@dogthatlooksattaxevaders6325 Scaramouche is just tiny. Child's bio explicitly calls him the youngest among the harbingers.
great comment
@@sure-peaks3442 technically, that could mean that he joined the harbingers last, not necessarily that he’s the youngest
"You make a pinkie promise, you keep it all your life. You break a pinkie promise, I throw you on the ice. The cold will kill the pinkie that once betrayed your friend, the frost will freeze your tongue off so you never lie again." wow that is actually so good
yes i need to memorize it
Yes
WAY batter than Cross my Heart.
It's a bit fucked up, ngl.
"Are you not afraid I might end you right now?"
That is the most evil piece of dialogue the Traveler has been able to say so far, holy-
I wonder what spicy line we can choose from when we're able to face our abyss monarch twin
We shall find out in like 5 years from now lol
Not without reason though.
Childe whenever his brother is around: *nervous stuttering and pretending intensifies*
What happened to all that pride?
Eerie Plays anything gone, reduced to atoms
well uh, the title tartaglia does come from a trope character that stutters so uh makes sense XD
@@user-yc2ik2kt2q LMAO
@@user-yc2ik2kt2q ok yeah though.
"You definitely have to come visit Snezhnaya."
Alright, see you in 5 years, Teucer.
( ; _ ;)
True endgame stuff
Thats exactly what i said lmao
The pinkie promise is a like contract for us to be attached and continue playing because poor teucer is waiting for us in Snezhanaya, and of course i will.
Paimon without mo
After many years of his campaign in Liyue, Childe finally comes home to the cold winter motherland of Snezhnaya. As an esteemed member of the Fatui Harbingers, he is requested to meet with the Tsaritsa and report his progress. The 11th Harbinger obeys willingly and enters the throne room in which the Queen sits, and the first thing out of her mouth is: "I trust our toy sales in Liyue have been going well? I certainly hope that the Liyue Institute of Toy Research has had many customers"
What would his face look like at that point?
He would have died from first hand embarrassment
@@herrscheroftheend1963 if this happens Id Die too lmao
“I prefer calling it a guise, Your Majesty, my objective stays clear.”
The cringe would have caused a black hole
I would be so embarrassed
Paimon: Due to Liyues climate, it's unlikely for the water to ever freeze
Kaeya and Chongyun: Are you sure about that?-
Don’t forget Ayaka the ice bridge queen
Me who only has kaeya and constantly uses him to bridge when i was to get to a place without swimming
and then shenhe and wriothesley show up
paimon is emergency food
and now
a children’s toy
man i love how much we can make fun of paimon in this game
Yeah she's so annoying
@Emergency Food LOL
@Emergency Food Who says we can’t have fun these days
In b4 Paimon turns out to be evil
Imagine if these were jokes the devs came up with then decided to put in into the game
the recruits agreeing with childe like they know what he’s talking about 😭
They've probably had to do this song and dance before
@@allyrose9494 what kind of jobs did they have?
@@icantbelieveyoudonethis4059 Subordinates of the greatest toyseller in liyue
I would do the same ngl
is that a miya pfp
Childe: That is what family-
Dom Toretto: DID SOMEONE SAY FAMILY
That is so true. He is the Dom Toretto of Genshin!
Childe: *Is super menacing*
Teucer: "I'm about to ruin this man's whole carreer"
can we talk about how teucer exposed childe's letter because that "he'd quit his job and join you in your adventures" part hits differently :')
I hope it's not the same type of excuse as the toy company seller or smth, pls be actually canon-
@@libbywnth4466 yep I hope so and we can fight the final boss with childe
As a girl, I couldn't stop smiling like an idiot treating it as a confession lmao
The correct translation of the Chinese verion is “I’d take a vacation to travel with him/her” or smtn like that. He wouldn’t quit his job :,)
Let's hope that miHoYo make it happen
"Cool, Suddenly Paimon doesn't feel so bad about taking Teucer's money"
i mean, i wouldn't either
@@ShaneSDCR haha same, it's my favourite line cuz it was so funny when I first heard it xD
IKR that mora was frikin pocket change to give to a kid for him 😭😭😭
Knowing that his brother is LOADED, i wouldn't mind either 🤣🤣
Paimons right here!
Childe: *tries to murder us*
Also him: “Ayo babysit my brother lol”
I can honestly see Childe one day quitting the Fatui and being a harbinger, and then going on adventures with the traveler. I also find it sweet yet kinda funny that he actually wrote that in a letter to his siblings.
"quitting the fatui and being a harbinger"
THERE'S A FIC FOR THAT U WANT??
@@sophiamichaelis206 give meee
@@sophiamichaelis206 drop the link 👀
@@sophiamichaelis206 you did not disappear and not tell us the link.
Come back
“He just wanted to see the boats and now he’s depressed!”
*w h e e z e*
same
Boats do do that to a man sometimes
My first reaction to my getting 1,000 likes
“Oh, I got famous!”
LMFAO
HELP 😭😭
I don't wanna imagine how sad Teucer would be once he'd grown up enough and can tell Childe was lying to him all along...
I wanna think he isn't dumb enough to completely ignore the fact that childe did this for his safety, but he exactly looks like that
@@gentlesubliminals7182 Going by the looks of it, he'll definitely going to be sad. The thought of your brother doing dangerous works while lying in order to keep you safe is indeed sad.
@@lupinusaria2316 I didn't think a game character and it's story could make me feel sad
it will be the exact opposite , he will admire his brother even more, how his big brother tried to protect his dream even if that means risking his own life
I think Teucer will be accepting of it.
Lol imagine, Tonia knows about the fatui stuff, Teucer coming home saying *”My brother was talking these new toy sellers and sold some toys, it was so fascinating watching him work!”* MAN TONIA WILL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED
The best part is that she know :')
Teucher: "Why do you want to fight this nice lady?"
Aether: ....
lmao you can't tell me this wasn't written for Lumine
And the fact this is Childe's story quest
will aether is a beuteful lady 👀❤
I thougt he was a girl when i started the game ... 😅
@@ghaid2619what the
Ok, Aether is not a lady.
That's gotta be an error.
"Farewell, my friends-till we meet again, in Snezhnaya."
me: *aight, see you in 4-6 years then.*
right? XD
He came back... LMAO
For real, we've been waiting to go to Inazuma for about 4 months now.
@@Noobzlikeu *Only 2 Of The Nations Are Released*
VALVe : It's All Coming Together
@@Noobzlikeu stuff takes time dude
Childe quite literally tried to kill us and the next time he saw us he was like "hey bestie!!"
that guy's messed up in the head
Do your friends NOT try to kill you?
@@anonymousglitch6320 honestly tru friends always try to kill each other childe and traveler, naruto and sasuke, izuku and bakugo.. true friendship
@@star-yy3rw EXACTLY, see I knew someone would get it.
@@anonymousglitch6320 no
Okay but like Childe in the middle of being menacing and then Teucer appearing, causing him to go back into “Toy-seller mode” had me wheezing
Teucer: why do you want to fight this guy are you enemies
Aether: yesn’t
😂
Childe basically said he wants to leave one of the highest paid jobs in Teyvat to help a homeless guy find his sister
You're not wrong....
Aren't he is just a bit lied? I guess he can't just write "I've faced a total jerk, i would love to chop this mofo to pieces"
@@jetstreampaul5029 yeah Tonia could either lie about what Childe wrote for Teucer’s sake or Childe really said he likes us enough too consider ditching his job
Charisma : 100 bitch
"Homeless guy" 💀
“you’re embarrassing yourself again” -probably childe to childe
Why there's no replies here
@@alt-fk9hr
Why not?
Nice pfp-
"Let's rematch, with my honor as a harbinger on the line."
a few months later: *traveler kills a harbinger 3 ranks above Childe*
Они пронумерованы не по силе, а по очередности вступления
Rank is not based on power, but one seniority and experience in the ranks.
Tartaglia is actually on the stronger side among Harbingers. And he's only a human, not some elemental being or god.
@@Oscarus4250 Yeah, I was told such after this comment, what confused me was Yae Miko saying how Scarra was above Signora in strength because he was 2 ranks higher. So I'm confused.
@@horizon146 Not exactly. Miko said that Scaramouche is higher in rank than Signora AND in terms of power, he's stronger than her.
"And", not "so" - because of this barely visible difference, people misunderstood the true meaning of the sentence.
However, I don't doubt Miko. Scaramouche (real name: Kunikuzushi Raiden), being the "clone" of Electro Archon Ei Raiden, he has some of her powers, with most of them being sealed within. Dottore modified the puppet to make him loyal to the Tsaritsa and Fatui, and probably was given a Delusion (however we don't know which one - definetly not Electro as it is his primary element)
@@Oscarus4250 That clears up a lot then! Thank you.
Childe is the type of guy to fight with you and then unfriend you on every social media. Then he starts begging to be friends again not even a week later
Everyone talking about childe's sacrifice for his brother, while I'm here pitying the guard that tried to help teucer, just to get called a bad guy.
@Kaeya Alberich
Ok kaeya.
big sed :(
I felt so bad for the guard, man, he’s just doing his job.
The way he said "i-i'm just trying to help"
@@goldennel2349
Fr bro
I find Childe and traveler relationship so nice, they’re not really enemies neither they’re the close friends, they have this kind of relationship where they both like to see each other’s limits and abilities and improvements, it’s like Goku & Vegeta. Like I could literally trust you with my life but if we fight I won’t hesitate to cause you serious injuries lol.
I really love his character.
i think its what some call a "Rival".
Except if we choose Lumine as the mc they're the best ship hehehe
@@casie6609 yeaah I love their ship! Wished I chose Lumine just because he called her Oujo-chan 😂
@@casie6609 I mean, Xiao x Lumine is a good pair as well. Diluc on the other hand belongs with Jean.
@@casie6609 isn't lumine 15..?
I feel so bad for Childe, he has to cover the tough stuff up just to appear to be a toy seller to his little brother 😥
Teucer is too cute and wholesome and childe with him is so pure for this world. Teucer literally went from shneznya to liyue just to see childe :’)
Lowkey when he started to talk to the fatui recruits i felt that second hand embarrassment
I had to skip all of that when I was doing this quest 💀
I just shouted L and laughed. I would feel second hand embarrassment if I didn’t hate him.
I cringed so hard that I had to mute my phone-
It was so awkward and hilarious tho lmfao
i had to spam press skip
God I could barely look 💀
Childe’s soft side for his family got me curious on how his character will play out in the future
Yeah, we will eventually encounter him again when we reach Snezhnaya. Hopefully he will be on our side at some point
Somethings definetly going to happen to his family and he will either betray them or become a good guy bet
I have 160 primogems on him dying in the final fight of the snezhnaya arc
let me guess....
a good big bro with the power that trade by his life eh?
I bet he will use his power till it drain his life out for his family's sake then.
I'm sure somehow all the Harbingers will end up becoming your allies if they're not killed (because banners), Snezhnaya and the Tsaritza will be revealed as NOT the big evil guy (because banners)
the fact i looked at teucer's eyes and was just like 'yep this is childe's brother'
Let's just hope that childe will actually invite us to his home when snezhnaya gets released.
I'm excited for saznia
@@joseholguin6000 what is saznia??
Us forgetting how Sneznahya is spelled for the 300 time@@st4rryymae
Childe: “Till we meet again, in Snezhnaya”
Also Childe, for some reason having a banner during the Mondstadt festival: *bonjour*
@@divya5831 I got 3 rosarias and 2 Barbara's ,sad life 😓😓
poptartaglia is not worth so far, unless you farm fatui badges and get his stellaris drops.
i got him though, but i need to level him up alot. now im waiting for the geo gramps
@@dawidek8237 lmaoo I got him as well and I've had the most fun playing him lol, he's really good wdym?
@@berry-qs7uj i dont have resources to make tartaglia powerful. i need to keep farming oceanid and for some reason it got stronger against me. i know he can be a good character, im more focused on hu tao
@@dawidek8237 well yeah so you can't say he's not worth it...
*Childe's Story in a Nutshell:*
- acting kinda sus
- Hello fren
- Sus
- Hello fren I pay for Zhongli's funeral
- Careful fren, the "Walls have Ears" 👀
- Acts even more sus
- Don't get it my way
- I WILL END YOU, YOU BAITED ME HERE AND TOOK THE GNOSIS BEFORE ME
- Hey fren, I'll let you go, let's fight some other time
- Summons a Monster to bait Morax to reveal himself
- hey fren, can you babysit my little brother for me?
- Acts maximum sus
And of course the quintessential
- Fuck you Signora
- Come to my house if you visit Snezhnaya
@@Arima1022
He gonna be waiting 1 year just to see us body the other harbingers and visit him
@@mohamedelsheikh4378 yeah at least he's with us on that
Childe seems like such a great brother and I love it so much
Childe: you r to young to talk about violence
Also Childe: *tries to smack us across the face with a hecking whale*
and the pinkie promise xd
i love how one moment:
Childe tries to drown the entirety of Liyue using the power of a god
and the next moment he is just like
"hey bestie sorry for trying to kill you and liyue, nothin personal, right?"
Well that's entirely correct, it's not personal because I just want to kill him for killing sake
@@isdrakon9802 he dropped a fucking whale on us....
the exaggerated swagger of a fatui harbinger
Yeah he just wanted to stop us from resurrecting that ocean monster not to kill us really....
Honestly I would want to be friend with Childe lol
You: IF YOU CANT EAT SPICY FOOD, W E A K
Chongyun: ;; *nervous sweating*
he’s gonna melt 😳
OMG SKSKSK YES
he got drunkkkkkk
He's gonna faint lmfaoo
Imagine if the pyro archon gave him a vision just to troll
"You break a pinkie promise,I throw you on the ice"
Me:Well then after the story quest I will be at dragonspine-
This child basically walked from SNEZHNAYA to LIYUE. And his family thinks he got kidnapped.
And also 7:14 Paimon almost called him by what he really is~ a Fatui Hamburger.
I feel so embarassed for Childe everytime he change the topics to toys TT
Every Time Teucer Speaks,A Happy Person Dies
Ikr?
The secondhand embarrassment was killing me
@@carimahnevvy7265 I had to leave the phone at home and go out for fresh air- :'D I couldnt handle it
The Fatui speech was the one that killed me
Childe everytime someone says he's a harbinger in front of his brother:
☝️😁Stop spreading, those rumors around, stop spreading the lieesss
I CAN’T DO THIS-
LMFAOAHJSHAW
IM WHEEZINYSSNKAKSKS
Look at all these rumors surrounding me everyday😣😔
I CAN HEAR IT LOUD AND CLEAR
This story quest made me love Childe even more, he cares so much about his siblings😭😭 The fact that he's willing to risk his own safety and well-being to keep his brother away from the Fatui and let him have an innocent childhood without knowing about all the violent stuff is just so💔
“We shouldn’t be talking to this guy, if he’s saying mean things about Mr cyclops he’s definitely a bad man.
Aether: *puts hands on hips glaring at man*
"He'd quit his job and join you on your adventures!"
sTOP MAKING ME SIMP FOR THIS MAN MIHOYOOOOOOOO
Idk if the Chinese dubbing is the 'canon' story(?)/interaction/dialogue, but in the cn dub Teucer said his brother "would once in a while like to put down his work/job to experience the adventures with Traveller." compared to the eng dub saying he quit his harbinger job which is interesting to see both dubs with different-ish texts.
@@zachzg Honestly im fine with either because this man is supposed to be hollow with his harrowing experience in the abyss bUT HES JUST SO AAA i simp for all genshin mEN
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¹qk
@@zachzg the chinese one is actually the sub
I’m so whipped for childe
Childe destroyed those ruin guards like I destroyed Timmie’s pigeons
Or like how I killed the ducks
Timmie*
@@Kohai375
Yeah
this shouldn't have made me laugh that hard fjnfjj
"I, Tartaglia spend every second getting stronger"
*becomes a guinea pig for whales*
Aether: Dude, you're literally about to die
Childe: Nah I'm good bro
Paimon:this guy destroyed ruin guard like a sandwich
*Me flashbacks getting bullied by 5 ruin guard*
Lol
Ahh I found another victim
Ms flashbacks from getting deep-fried by Ruin hunter
@@WhiteTigry that thing diced my poor barbara
Bruh I *relate* to that a lot
NOOO WHEN HE CHANGED THE TOPIC TO TOYS FOR TEUCER i almost died of fking embarassment
From the wholesomeness or from the second-hand embarrassment?
@@grapepanta8727 both-
@@harujin877 lmao
@@grapepanta8727, I SEE U EVERYWHERE
Me too XD
Childe: "That nursery rhyme brings back so many delightful memories
Tartaglia: Till we meet again, in Snezhnaya.
Well, that was a fucking lie.
6:54
Teucer: "why do you wanna fight the nice lady?"
Aether: "do i look a lady to you"
HAHA
LOL
That would be if the Main Character is Lumine
Yes
Gae
I got a feeling that Childe is genuinely a good guy, he’s just serving at the wrong side
Edit: Thank you for the likes :0
That's the implication of this quest
Implying Fatui is the wrong side.
@@KaiserNetwork we will wait (a real long time) and see
Even we don't know whether Fatui is really bad or not. Tsaritsa quest is to collect gnosis and kill divine God, and idk this God is nice or not, considering Khaenriah was wrecked.
The guy just wants a good fight!
Childe is such a walking red flag 😭😭 but we kneel for him anyways 🧎🏻♀️
bro we literally fought childe and now we are babysitting his brother like we’re his best friend
Childe: literally tried to murder us
Also Childe: hey, babysit my brother lol
OMG I THOUGHT THE BABYSIT WAS BABYGIRL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@theaisabelle8761 “babygirl my brother lol”
I WILL BLACKMAIL HIM!!!!!
@@scuubadiverr2567 😭😭😭😭
@@scuubadiverr2567 LMAOAOAOOA
16:50 cracks me up all the time 😭😭 the way he just... claps for himself like he’s hyping up a crowd in front of people he was just threatening to kill 😭😭😭
Exactly, that’s the feeling I was trying to put into word: « claps for himself like he’s hyping up the crowd in front of people he was just threatening to kill » this is the exact pinpoint way to explain the feeling I felt at that exact second, thank you for this magnificent image, I love to laugh at cringe but this make me laugh even more! :’D
He looks like THAT ONE roblox dance
BYEE THATS SO FUNNY PLSS
Did anyone realize when Childe and the male traveler were going to fight, Tuecer VA said, "Why do you want to fight the nice lady?" Instead of the dialogue, which says 'Why do you want to fight the nice guy?"
Teucer: In fact, he said that if he ever had the chance, he'd quit his job and join you on your adventures!
F2P: So that was a fuckin* lie ; _ ;
This quest is literally just one big red death flag for “Childe”
Oh dear god I hope so. Together with all the other Harbingers and the Tsaritsa, I really despise them with all I have. But that might just be me.
NOOO
@@schrodingerskatze6487 Damn why so much hate for them, i mean they are the villans but some of them can become allies like Childe, and we dont know the Tsaritsa real motives
@@thomaz3235 Personal preference I guess. Childe is a genocidal battle junkie who basically excuses everything with "its just orders", Il Dotore is basically Heinrich Himmler with all the unethical human experiments he does for shit and giggles and Signora and Scaramouche are not much better for all we haveseen so far. I do not really care for such allies. But again, maybe just personal preference.
@@thomaz3235 tsaritsa is definitely gathering all the gnosis' to fight that b we fought at the start. But yeh signora and scaramouch have been twats so far for no real reason
*“I can use this as blackmail later.”*
Hehe yup.
H E H E D E N A N D A Y O
@@rorosenpai901 OH GOD I CAN HEAR IT
Markiplier: "I can milk this..."
4:48 HAD ME WHEEZING ✋😭 IT’S A LITERAL JUMPSCARE, JESUS CHRIST
IKR I SCREAMED 😭
"this is why im never having kids." sees klee* "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
Y'all can say whatever you want about Childe, but the fact that he is willing to risk his own safety for his brother's dreams is admirable.
Tru tru
@@sleepy5222 Maybe I try too hard sometimes
As an older brother I can tell you that none of the things Childe did for his brother are things actually older siblings would do
@@Am-i-Worth-It. don't worry you're a great person
I wanna hate him so bad but his pretty face and character story say otherwise
2 years later. Teucer joins the ranks of 5-Star characters with his Elemental skill being Summon Mr.Cyclops, and his elemental burst being summoning Childe. lol
LOL
I would spend money to get him on my team with Childe xD
mr. cyclops vs. mr. cyclops
He's gonna get a new weapon: "Mr. Cyclops"
4 TEAMS OF TEUCER = 4 MR. CYCLOPS AND 4 CHILDES.
31:53
hurts when you remember childe kinda fell into the abyss as a kid.
Childe's voice is pure seratonin to me. I was so happy playing this story quest, him putting his family above all else is so sweet 🥺💕
aether: dude. you’re literally dying, don’t do that again.
childe: but childhood dreams
Aether: bruh
Im wheezing help
LMAO
Me: Awwwww e
LMAO AHAHA
I love how tuecer said “why do you wanna fight the nice LADY” and u didn’t notice
I think it's a mistake, the same NPCs sometimes call me both a girl and boy.
Bruh when i was watching and scrooling i saw this and i was waiting to teucer say why do you wanna fight the nice guy and then i heard lady bruhhh
i think they only record teucer's line once for the female traveler (lumine) and not for aether? lol
First time it didn't feel like they prioritize Aether dialogue. It's always weird How I play as Lumine but people refer to me as HE. 😅
my first thought was like "oh he thinks aether's a girl because of the long hair" but guys with long hair are quite common in genshin so it doesn't make much sense? but again he's from snezhnaya and for all we know every guy there could have short hair lmao
This is why I see childe as a moral grey. He’s not good. He’s not bad. He’s his own . He’s never done anything bad that he didn’t need to do and same goes for good. He’s just a moral shade of grey
childe: i hope we can meet in snezhnaya"
Me: we haven't unlock it yet :'(
Teucer: I love Mr. Cyclops.
Timmie: I can relate to this!
AHHAHAH I FORGOT ABOUT HIM TRUE THO
Yo, I legit forgot bout that mission lol
i wonder if kids can see each others' imaginary friends
lol teucer would probably ask child for a full size mr. cyclops after that. i would kill for that interaction.
hope we're able to revisit mond someday with our new friends
Next time on genshin impact the traveler takes a boat to schneznaya in order to see teucer with timmie as a stowaway
Also for some reason teucer autocorrected to triceratops
This comment, just made mihoyo's lights on
Childe: *The greatest toy salesman in Snezhnaya!*
Me: *I'm dying, please help me.*
Me: *not far behind, laughing to death and rolling on the ground*
Situation is hilarious
,,Teucer Your Brothet Tried To Kill Everyone,Including Me"
im dead
@@freyjaangelagalon3798 oof 😢
@@makichnn7856 xD
5:51 those eyes… how can u not forgive childe when you see those eyes! So cute☺️
No ones talking about the mention of Dottore?? He’s basically a crazy scientist from the genshin Webtoon manga
"Due to Liyues climate, it's unlikely for the water to ever freeze"
Kaeya: is that a challenge
LMAOO UNDERRATED
HAHHAHAHAHA
i was thinking that too
Lol
Me who used Kaeya to ice bridge to one of the on water ships: *Fool*
The more Childe was talking about protecting his brother and how that's what a sibling should do the more i felt bad for the mc, the person who failed to save their sibling and how they lost them
32:13 Yeah, I think that's why he looked up right there. He was thinking of her 😦
@@casie6609 the next line in the cutscene, childe said "remind you of someone?" so yeah def
@@mildlytroubled Yeah it's kinda sad just thinking about it but I hope if they eventually finish making the story that it'll be a happy ending 💛
Childe's story quest is probably my fav so far, its so cute
you cant finish that quest without kinda falling in love with childe
Childe: gets roasted
Teucer: look at that 🥰 spreading joy and laughter
😩✨👌
😃👌
😆👌
😍👌
😟👌
"He's the bestest big brother ever."
The twins felt that.😭
Our subling went away when we finally found them, so... 😢
Lumine definitely did 😭
I was thinking the same lmaooo
@@lepotatopotato9418 JOKES ON YOU, IM LUMINE SO ITS THE OPPOSITE
My brother: no
This entire quest feels like a really well writen fanfiction