Vampire Boyfriend Makes you His for Eternity but Gets Obliterated | M4A ASMR RP

Sometimes you just forget the time.
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Credits:
SFX from Epidemic Sounds
Art, Voice & Editing ► ‪@DreamBoyfriend‬
Character: Vampire Boyfriend
TAGS: M4A (Vampire Boyfriend)(Roasted in the Sun)(Fire Crackling)

[@morgansmith3333]

Another reason to get rid of daylight savings time

[@DreamBoyfriend]

LOL I agree.

[@RabidRaccoon-XS17s]

Long story short, went to a movie theater today at 4 and came out at 6 AND THE SUN WAS STILL THERE 😭was so bamboozled

[@shinayoripostrero3273]

From burning, to being on fire, to asking for water, and to getting holy water instead of water 😭😭😭

[@angelmatiastorres]

💀

[@radish2079]

Your comment spoiled to whole video for me

[@angelmatiastorres]

@@radish2079 why are you in the comments in the first place?
Edit: nvm, i see the problem.

[@radish2079]

@@angelmatiastorres 😭

[@angelmatiastorres]

@@radish2079 f-ing youtube

[@wolfglichqueen1319]

"Oh fuck its morning"
Me:(dies of laughter)

[@annie_lys6741]

imagine a voice just comes after he gets fucking free cremated and said "Well that's... an interesting first kill. Congrats bro you are officially a vampire hunter now! Just sign this waiver and this..."
and listener just stands there, confused and horrified

[@oboi_its_me3669]

I imagine listener just staring down at the rotisserie vampire thinking, “huh, I expected something more melodramatic. Like, Morticia Addams style.”

[@jahanvipurohit4325]

When I saw the title, I thought it is going to be sad but.. Ik it's wrong, but the way I just laughed at the end😂 the holy water part and the last groan with the caption "💀💀💀💀" Was just too damn funny for, I'm sorry😂

[@Mybaby-z4l]

"Oh fuck it's morning"- me when i wake up

[@chelseaa_08]

he’s joined the trend of dying boyfriends 😂😭

[@mannakra3745]

GOD DEMN AHAHAHAHA, THE MOOD CHANGE-... This is priceless!!😂😂😂

[@brainyjedityatigeleo6288]

My mood changed quickly,, bro-😭

[@Haruka450]

Why is it so funny and sad at the same time? 😭🤣

[@tsukareta_27]

I thought this was serious when I read the title, then I saw the duration and knew what was coming XDNFJFNDDN

[@shay350]

1:46 WLL THAT THE END OFF DEMON SLAYER FOR YA🎉🎉🎉

[@Eren_13224]

The girlfriend said, I'm not going to get water. I'm gonna get a holy water Meanwhile, the boyfriend is fucking burning to death.

[@KimTruong-it6xz]

NAH WAS NOT EXPECTING

[@pixy6007]

I saw the title and how short it was. I see you jumped on the bandwagon of humor audios. XD

[@sparklepugtea]

What a lovely thing to wake up to this morning :)

[@Ccmxllc65]

THE ZOMBIES IN MINECRAFT 😭😭

[@GerannGrant]

The way they threw holy water on him!

[@zarin2210]

Let us bask in the moonlight together...
Listener : HEHE...SURPRISE MF!!!

[@zarin2210]

Hey DB, you have to believe me when I say that you are my favourite boyfriend asmrist. But as Ramadan is starting I won't be able to listen to your audios for at least a month. So, stay heathy and happy, see you after Ramadan pookie😘

[@ashvajira8589]

Well... Actually you can listen to this one. Very sfw 😂

[@-PumpkinPatchCat-]

REAL TEARS!!! LMFAOO "Is that holy water?! Why do you have holy water?!"

[@kbears8tz126]

HELP THIS ASMR TREND IS ROO FUNNY 😭

[@Superderpynerd]

Hey! Glad to see you tried it out as well!

[@matejberan-ug3tu]

god i love sarcastic asmr

[@audreyrevailaa2881]

Eternal..huh... like dust

[@VampyressVA]

Nooo no no no, you don't joke about that.

[@thaqbalthaqb3477]

Every day, every minute, I can't comprehend the amount of creativity you're making.❤
Noooooooooooooo Why did he die Why💔💔💔💔💔

[@haruwall]

I laughed so hard I almost fell off my bed bc I had captions on Nd when he died the captions just put skull emojis

[@Desuru_Chan]

Him: Holy water?! WHY DO YOU HAVE HOLY WATER?!
Me: IT'S TAP WATER! YOU RAN OUT OF BOTTLED WATERS LAST NIGHT!

[@kirari1199]

HAHHAHAHHA IM DEAD

[@10Luna10]

NAWWHH DB 😭😭
*Edit* first and WHY I GOT HOLY WATER???😭💀
Rip yo 😞✊💔

[@cassiocrux185]

IM SORRY I LAUGHED

[@natarshaelmore2929]

Why is this so funny! I cried! 🥹

[@DreamBoyfriend]

Hehe, it's my attempt at comedy.

[@shay350]

1:10 LET ENGJOY YOUR LAST DAY BEING ALIVE HOW 👏 ABOUT 👏THAT👏

[@BunnyBoca10]

Me at the beginning: 😐
Me at the end: 🤣

[@HEEEEELPPHEEEEEEELPP]

THE EFFECTS ON SCREEN ARE ENDING ME 😂😭😭😭

[@quinnj-eu6sh]

this is the best one yet

[@user-vd8gf5ge6c]

i'm making a birthday card and all i hear is oh fuck it morning

[@RhbdFjfjfj-ps2oz]

we want another asmr of grumpy goth

[@Not_isabella222]

Back again obsessing over these voices….🤚🏼😭 ok I think I’m done obsessing…. Maybe🫠 and you need to post more

[@VE1NARCHIVE]

This was way funnier when i accidentally put it up to 2x speed 💀💀💀

[@imtheproblem4831]

I got woken up because of this 😍😍😍

[@May_Chan10]

I guess I’m single now 🫡

[@Owillowwally]

Pleaseeee make a part 2 of that audio where we and the boyfriend got stuck in the snow and a creature attacked him😢😢😢😢😢

[@rocketstarb1547]

Okay what is up with everyone doing these types of audios, there fucking haleriouse

[@haruwall]

I laughed T^T

[@user-jk9gl4gx9c]

i did *not* except that...

[@lilfairy3672]

😂 thank you, at least i laugh today

[@p4r4d0x2]

We really went from classy criminal to goofy cartoon character in a matter of seconds huh?

[@YoriHellsing369]

Es ist lustig und verdammt traurig zu gleich😅❤😊

[@serotoninialradiation8981]

IM CRYING SO HARD MF DIDNT DESERVE THAT

[@DANATHANXP123]

Good question...how do i have holy water?

[@randymeadows412]

Firstly that was his fault for opening the curtains,secondly that wasn't fair,third that was a very short video.

[@OLBA4LIFEEEE]

HELP ALL I SAW WAS THAT HE MADE A VAMPIRE AUDIO I DIDN'T READ ANYTHING I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

[@BigDickDaddy842]

Can you please do an Audio of either “new parents audio” Female x Male audio or pregnancy audio please😓💔💕

[@AnimeGirl4891]

A-Are you ok?

[@victoriarocha2004]

his ass got burned out 🤣🤣🤣🤣 kkkkkkkkkk

[@beledihenrietta1154]

Roasted bf 🥰 my favourtie 🤭

[@user-cp3qv7qm6p]

i'm sorry man...😂😂😂

[@paulaviolet1916]

Sorry, it was too much commitment😅😂

[@sparklepugtea]

So real

[@FaithMidnight]

LOL

[@Queen1a2i]

Sungguh diluar dugaan😭🤚🏻

[@vallerygenova6776]

DI LUAR NURUL 😭😭😭

[@Victoria-_]

😂😂😂

[@bernadettemaywhort2127]

🤣🤣🤣 Sorry...but that was 'way' too funny.

[@trezza_.]

Kapan² bikin versi cwenya takut guntur dong,trus ditenangin sama si cwonya sambil peluk+kiss(⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)

[@michiyolunara5807]

Does the patreon only have nsfw audios? Really thinking about getting it but like, the sfw ones are certainly the best audios haha

[@DreamBoyfriend]

The Dreamer tier has SFW audios. However, they're early access. So, eventually they'll be posted on this channel. ☺

[@michiyolunara5807]

Okay, thank you so much

[@l.4904]

mais mdr😭

[@rozpyro]

😹♡

[@britneybain8383]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gabriela6013]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@darklover8805]

Why didnt lissener help

[@KimTruong-it6xz]

Lemme get some bleach

[@ayanokojigf]

Aduh mass😭

[@alluke24]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@CBMOA]

😐… that’s not funny

[@user-oh3fo8wo9m]

Indo nya kapan😭aku menunggu🥲

[@azeelll]

sering sering pakein sub b ind nya ya sayanggg 💐

[@DreamBoyfriend]

Siappp 👌

[@Cahaya_518]

Ga bisa bahasa Inggris😢

[@DreamBoyfriend]

Ada subtitle Indo-nya di captions. Mungkin bisa membantu. 😄

[@Harrumii_ckp]

Perasaan lu orang indo dah bang tapi kenapa pake bahasa inggris
kaga ngarti gua ama bahasa Inggris 😔😔

[@daniellebenson10]

😂😂😂😂😂😂