Vampire Boyfriend Makes you His for Eternity but Gets Obliterated | M4A ASMR RP
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- čas přidán 6. 09. 2024
- Sometimes you just forget the time.
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Credits:
SFX from Epidemic Sounds
Art, Voice & Editing ► @DreamBoyfriend
Character: Vampire Boyfriend
TAGS: M4A (Vampire Boyfriend)(Roasted in the Sun)(Fire Crackling)
Another reason to get rid of daylight savings time
LOL I agree.
Long story short, went to a movie theater today at 4 and came out at 6 AND THE SUN WAS STILL THERE 😭was so bamboozled
From burning, to being on fire, to asking for water, and to getting holy water instead of water 😭😭😭
💀
Your comment spoiled to whole video for me
@@radish2079 why are you in the comments in the first place?
Edit: nvm, i see the problem.
@@angelmatiastorres 😭
@@radish2079 f-ing youtube
"Oh fuck its morning"
Me:(dies of laughter)
imagine a voice just comes after he gets fucking free cremated and said "Well that's... an interesting first kill. Congrats bro you are officially a vampire hunter now! Just sign this waiver and this..."
and listener just stands there, confused and horrified
I imagine listener just staring down at the rotisserie vampire thinking, “huh, I expected something more melodramatic. Like, Morticia Addams style.”
When I saw the title, I thought it is going to be sad but.. Ik it's wrong, but the way I just laughed at the end😂 the holy water part and the last groan with the caption "💀💀💀💀" Was just too damn funny for, I'm sorry😂
"Oh fuck it's morning"- me when i wake up
he’s joined the trend of dying boyfriends 😂😭
GOD DEMN AHAHAHAHA, THE MOOD CHANGE-... This is priceless!!😂😂😂
My mood changed quickly,, bro-😭
Why is it so funny and sad at the same time? 😭🤣
I thought this was serious when I read the title, then I saw the duration and knew what was coming XDNFJFNDDN
1:46 WLL THAT THE END OFF DEMON SLAYER FOR YA🎉🎉🎉
The girlfriend said, I'm not going to get water. I'm gonna get a holy water Meanwhile, the boyfriend is fucking burning to death.
NAH WAS NOT EXPECTING
I saw the title and how short it was. I see you jumped on the bandwagon of humor audios. XD
What a lovely thing to wake up to this morning :)
THE ZOMBIES IN MINECRAFT 😭😭
The way they threw holy water on him!
Let us bask in the moonlight together...
Listener : HEHE...SURPRISE MF!!!
Hey DB, you have to believe me when I say that you are my favourite boyfriend asmrist. But as Ramadan is starting I won't be able to listen to your audios for at least a month. So, stay heathy and happy, see you after Ramadan pookie😘
Well... Actually you can listen to this one. Very sfw 😂
REAL TEARS!!! LMFAOO "Is that holy water?! Why do you have holy water?!"
HELP THIS ASMR TREND IS ROO FUNNY 😭
Hey! Glad to see you tried it out as well!
god i love sarcastic asmr
Eternal..huh... like dust
Nooo no no no, you don't joke about that.
Every day, every minute, I can't comprehend the amount of creativity you're making.❤
Noooooooooooooo Why did he die Why💔💔💔💔💔
I laughed so hard I almost fell off my bed bc I had captions on Nd when he died the captions just put skull emojis
Him: Holy water?! WHY DO YOU HAVE HOLY WATER?!
Me: IT'S TAP WATER! YOU RAN OUT OF BOTTLED WATERS LAST NIGHT!
HAHHAHAHHA IM DEAD
NAWWHH DB 😭😭
*Edit* first and WHY I GOT HOLY WATER???😭💀
Rip yo 😞✊💔
IM SORRY I LAUGHED
Why is this so funny! I cried! 🥹
Hehe, it's my attempt at comedy.
1:10 LET ENGJOY YOUR LAST DAY BEING ALIVE HOW 👏 ABOUT 👏THAT👏
Me at the beginning: 😐
Me at the end: 🤣
THE EFFECTS ON SCREEN ARE ENDING ME 😂😭😭😭
this is the best one yet
i'm making a birthday card and all i hear is oh fuck it morning
we want another asmr of grumpy goth
Back again obsessing over these voices….🤚🏼😭 ok I think I’m done obsessing…. Maybe🫠 and you need to post more
This was way funnier when i accidentally put it up to 2x speed 💀💀💀
I got woken up because of this 😍😍😍
I guess I’m single now 🫡
Pleaseeee make a part 2 of that audio where we and the boyfriend got stuck in the snow and a creature attacked him😢😢😢😢😢
Okay what is up with everyone doing these types of audios, there fucking haleriouse
I laughed T^T
i did *not* except that...
😂 thank you, at least i laugh today
We really went from classy criminal to goofy cartoon character in a matter of seconds huh?
Es ist lustig und verdammt traurig zu gleich😅❤😊
IM CRYING SO HARD MF DIDNT DESERVE THAT
Good question...how do i have holy water?
Firstly that was his fault for opening the curtains,secondly that wasn't fair,third that was a very short video.
HELP ALL I SAW WAS THAT HE MADE A VAMPIRE AUDIO I DIDN'T READ ANYTHING I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
Can you please do an Audio of either “new parents audio” Female x Male audio or pregnancy audio please😓💔💕
A-Are you ok?
his ass got burned out 🤣🤣🤣🤣 kkkkkkkkkk
Roasted bf 🥰 my favourtie 🤭
i'm sorry man...😂😂😂
Sorry, it was too much commitment😅😂
So real
LOL
Sungguh diluar dugaan😭🤚🏻
DI LUAR NURUL 😭😭😭
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 Sorry...but that was 'way' too funny.
Kapan² bikin versi cwenya takut guntur dong,trus ditenangin sama si cwonya sambil peluk+kiss(〒﹏〒)
Does the patreon only have nsfw audios? Really thinking about getting it but like, the sfw ones are certainly the best audios haha
The Dreamer tier has SFW audios. However, they're early access. So, eventually they'll be posted on this channel. ☺
Okay, thank you so much
mais mdr😭
😹♡
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why didnt lissener help
Lemme get some bleach
Aduh mass😭
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
😐… that’s not funny
Indo nya kapan😭aku menunggu🥲
sering sering pakein sub b ind nya ya sayanggg 💐
Siappp 👌
Ga bisa bahasa Inggris😢
Ada subtitle Indo-nya di captions. Mungkin bisa membantu. 😄
Perasaan lu orang indo dah bang tapi kenapa pake bahasa inggris
kaga ngarti gua ama bahasa Inggris 😔😔
😂😂😂😂😂😂