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Happy Valentines Day Prank Call TEQUILA JOHNSON!

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  • čas přidán 12. 02. 2020
  • She’s back! How you doin?

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  • @davidsuarez6605
    @davidsuarez6605 Před 4 lety +1139

    Tequila: “How you doin’?”
    Store Employee: “Alright.”
    Tequila: “I’m good. Thank you.”

  • @timned
    @timned Před 4 lety +111

    “Then make me a glove wit it”
    😂😂😂

  • @suprintegy95
    @suprintegy95 Před 4 lety +355

    Lady: “It’s C H I, chinchilla.”
    Tequila: “Yeah that’s what I said, Linchilla” 😂😂🤣

    • @rosewills84
      @rosewills84 Před 4 lety +1

      suprintegy95 dead 😂😂

    • @cjlive5182
      @cjlive5182 Před 4 lety +3

      suprintegy95 foreigner teaching Tequila English 😝

    • @ColinGclicks
      @ColinGclicks Před 4 lety

      Dead af😂😂🤣

    • @mellymel5980
      @mellymel5980 Před 4 lety

      suprintegy95 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
      @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc Před 4 lety

      That Middle Eastern lady was like the most helpful anyone on the phone has ever been to Tequila. I love that when Tequila said tomorrow she's going to bring in the feral (could be an escaped pet chinchilla; no one gave her the benefit of the doubt!) or wild chinchilla / raccoon / opossum (a much better visual match than a raccoon, and probably what Ed had in mind for the true ID of Tequila's backyard c̶r̶o̶i̶s̶s̶a̶n̶t̶u̶l̶a̶ linchilla), she was just like, sure, OK, no problem. 😄

  • @MexJAD
    @MexJAD Před 4 lety +39

    “She got down low and did like a leg sweep”
    😂😂😂!!!

  • @Kervinsphotography
    @Kervinsphotography Před 4 lety +246

    “The size of my hand?.... then make me a glove then” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AYYJAYYx1
    @AYYJAYYx1 Před 4 lety +298

    the initial “how u doinnn” gets me every damn time😂😂😂

  • @frankenfaq4706
    @frankenfaq4706 Před 4 lety +285

    Employee: "depends what you want man"
    Tequila: "excuse me ?!"

    • @TrVlogs82
      @TrVlogs82 Před 4 lety +12

      Shit had me laughing like shit.

    • @hurricaneheli79
      @hurricaneheli79 Před 4 lety +5

      I love when people say that & either backpedal quick or apologize.

  • @Azerrz
    @Azerrz Před 4 lety +97

    “...Noodo?” 😂😂😂

  • @Operation3Sixty
    @Operation3Sixty Před 4 lety +322

    I've missed Tequila! She has my hart

  • @Z_TPI
    @Z_TPI Před 4 lety +59

    He and i both lost it at "NOODLE?" 🤣

  • @maltlickey
    @maltlickey Před 4 lety +335

    Tequila has sure mellowed out over the years. That girl tired.

    • @RevengeinSuccess
      @RevengeinSuccess Před 4 lety +8

      lmao

    • @dillanmurray3328
      @dillanmurray3328 Před 4 lety +28

      She got all chizzled

    • @KKFilms
      @KKFilms Před 4 lety +17

      That's exactly what I was thinking...I miss the CRAZY Tequila that was all up in the camera lol. Also I don't think Ed is putting much effort in the voice as much... But I'm happy he finally did a prank with her!

    • @WestonUlbrich
      @WestonUlbrich Před 4 lety +12

      Don't flurk on my Tequila

    • @oakleysierney1918
      @oakleysierney1918 Před 4 lety +8

      @@KKFilms This time may not has been as loud, but it was every bit as funny , if not more so , than the old one.

  • @babylove8541
    @babylove8541 Před 4 lety +16

    Don't be flirkin' or frisculatin' wit my mans. I means don't touch his noodle ding-dong!!😂😂😂😭😭

  • @Imur_Huckleberry
    @Imur_Huckleberry Před 4 lety +94

    "Went down low and did a leg sweep" LMAO!!

  • @MrZakc
    @MrZakc Před 4 lety +907

    I love how he dresses up even if it's a prank call

    • @kindermaschine2515
      @kindermaschine2515 Před 4 lety +28

      zachary smith totally enhances the prank call imho

    • @dominicviner6619
      @dominicviner6619 Před 4 lety +17

      The camera is on, it's pretty much an act at this point. Can be argued as art in way, as any act of something for entertainment usually is.

    • @coyotecodey1160
      @coyotecodey1160 Před 4 lety +1

      You’re dumb

    • @simonsarmiento96
      @simonsarmiento96 Před 4 lety +56

      He’s not dressing up this is tequila psh

    • @owave4946
      @owave4946 Před 4 lety +1

      zachary smith fucking hilarious

  • @longjohnwilber
    @longjohnwilber Před 4 lety +104

    This character is amazing and disgusting in equal measures 😂

    • @Special_FX
      @Special_FX Před 4 lety +6

      @J Dolo now that's just plain ignorant and homophobic regardless of your opinion

    • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
      @hxhdfjifzirstc894 Před 4 lety +8

      @@Special_FX
      Psh. Unreal.

    • @Special_FX
      @Special_FX Před 4 lety

      @@hxhdfjifzirstc894 🤣

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok Před 4 lety +3

      Devin Galaspie phobia is a fear. I don’t think he is scared of any gays. Lol

  • @mrskimkhalifa
    @mrskimkhalifa Před 4 lety +43

    I SPIT MY DRINK OUT WHEN HE SAID NOODLE AND SHE REPEATED IT BACK

  • @Jroderton
    @Jroderton Před 4 lety +178

    The legend has returned.

  • @KeyEpic
    @KeyEpic Před 4 lety +43

    I WAS LAUGHING FOR 1 WHOLE minute at NOODLE!! Edd Keep it up these are too funny

  • @Andrew-ve6it
    @Andrew-ve6it Před 4 lety +57

    I almost pooped myself when I saw Tequila Johnson on my CZcams feed 😂😂

    • @dzrewn1
      @dzrewn1 Před 4 lety +2

      Andrew same, LoL

  • @autumnathena5257
    @autumnathena5257 Před 4 lety +28

    They hair flip always gets me 😂 Also- “Fleerkin on my man” and “Linchilla” is now a part of my vocabulary!

  • @MusicHead480
    @MusicHead480 Před 4 lety +40

    started laughing before the video even started lol

  • @JarBar99
    @JarBar99 Před 4 lety +77

    “Don’t be touchin on his ding don”
    😂

  • @NaeLuva
    @NaeLuva Před 4 lety +16

    5:47 I love how he busted out with a whole additional story line. Once he started talking about the asian lady dropping down and doing a chung li helicopter leg sweep I lost it! 😂

  • @zacharyharris438
    @zacharyharris438 Před 4 lety +48

    "Dont start flurkin on him, 'oh how you doaannn....'" lolol.

    • @gorgjesss
      @gorgjesss Před 4 lety +2

      I'm laughing way too hard...gonna have to start writing my will soon because one of these days Tequila and her prank calls are going to put me in my grave. 😂

    • @amandasays7980
      @amandasays7980 Před 4 lety +1

      I couldn't stop laughing at that part 😂

  • @Cw81Deut6n4
    @Cw81Deut6n4 Před 4 lety +166

    "Valentimes" day

  • @blainespulak129
    @blainespulak129 Před 4 lety +99

    She’s finally back! Tequila is my favorite!

  • @Vicariousleighilive..
    @Vicariousleighilive.. Před 4 lety +25

    Dude when you broke character and laughed i nearly died !

    • @z-z-z-z
      @z-z-z-z Před 4 lety +5

      i have seen ed slightly break character before, but he full on lost composure, over that asian lady talkin bout' noodle! i had to watch that over a few times; funny as hell!

  • @anthonyelliott8995
    @anthonyelliott8995 Před 4 lety +18

    Best part is when the 2nd dude doesn’t ask how your day was haha “I’m good thank you”

  • @richardparker3924
    @richardparker3924 Před 4 lety +22

    Don't touch his ding don! I'm laughing my head off!

  • @nightghost7755
    @nightghost7755 Před 4 lety +54

    Man this just took me back 10 years, lol

  • @underthestarsoverthemoon4259

    The eyelash is too far up 😂😂😂
    Omg he’s so funny though lmao😂😂😂

  • @logueraps
    @logueraps Před 4 lety +165

    Store Rep: its CHINCHILLA
    ED: I know, I said how much for the Linchilla.

    • @unymitsu
      @unymitsu Před 4 lety +1

      It's definitely in my backyard

  • @missybrock
    @missybrock Před 4 lety +152

    "Don't be touchin' on his deen-don"😂😂😂😂😂
    "NOODLE!?"🥴
    Ed, your the greatest!!!!!!!🤩

  • @1purplerose
    @1purplerose Před 2 lety +6

    Ed is hysterical!! I love all his characters. He dresses up even when he's on the phone...that right there is hilarious!!😂❤😂

  • @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc

    A legit Tequila classic. Thanks for the "Valentime's" gift to the fans, Ed! 😃 And love the new touch of the badly misplaced fake eyelashes on one side.

  • @Doriamo
    @Doriamo Před 4 lety +22

    That one asian lady was totally down to make Tequila a glove out of that one yard lynnchilla lmao

    • @brittc4598
      @brittc4598 Před 3 lety +3

      I know I want him to dress up as Tequila and bring an actual chinchilla in and see if she does it 😂

  • @coolhandloca6918
    @coolhandloca6918 Před 4 lety +15

    When he started interrupting that lady as she was trying to explain lmao

  • @MK-rf3zl
    @MK-rf3zl Před 4 lety +9

    "Doncha start flirking on him."
    Lmao

  • @TheZigzach
    @TheZigzach Před 4 lety +34

    "Its ah Linchilla"

  • @pg939
    @pg939 Před 4 lety +10

    Dam dude you had me cracking up 🤣 when you couldn’t hold it when she said noodle lmao

  • @Travelling..Bottle..Digger
    @Travelling..Bottle..Digger Před 4 lety +12

    "Make me a glove then.." lmao

  • @lovealwaysdd
    @lovealwaysdd Před 4 lety +88

    Don't be friskulatin' on him, though. 😂

    • @GoldenSpiny
      @GoldenSpiny Před 4 lety +5

      Danielle Eliza if you ain’t friskulatin you ain’t regulatin

  • @MikeKayK
    @MikeKayK Před 4 lety +10

    I'd forgotten how much I love Ed's work. Ed you da man! No one makes me laugh as hard as you bro.

  • @tomandjohnadventures4156
    @tomandjohnadventures4156 Před 4 lety +7

    "How you doin?" "Alright" "I'm good thanks" Lmaoooooo

  • @chriscreiger2290
    @chriscreiger2290 Před 4 lety +11

    I like how u almost couldnt go on any longer without laughing after saying noodle . Lol

  • @KnuckleHunkybuck
    @KnuckleHunkybuck Před 4 lety +62

    Did Ed Bassmaster just break?! Such a rare occurrence, I was starting to believe he was unbreakable.

    • @Rick_C-137_
      @Rick_C-137_ Před 4 lety +10

      KnuckleHunkybuck he’s broken a few times before and that’s my favorite parts of his videos I love it

    • @idk8964
      @idk8964 Před 4 lety +4

      it was impossible not to break at how funny that response was

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck Před 4 lety +3

      @some guy
      With how straight-faced he is, I was almost starting to think he believes he _is_ the characters he's playing.

    • @FineTouchLLC
      @FineTouchLLC Před 3 lety

      @@KnuckleHunkybuck characters?? This is tequila girl

    • @maggiallaire6008
      @maggiallaire6008 Před 3 lety

      I love Tequila so much. Nothing has ever made me laugh so hard. Thank you Ed

  • @StephieO08
    @StephieO08 Před 4 lety +10

    Oh lort I lost it when y'all were talking about the noodle and you broke down. My fave character, hands down.

  • @doodledad5043
    @doodledad5043 Před 4 lety +8

    Ed, THANK YOU! I needed a laugh today and watching this video truly made my day. Haven’t laughed like this in a while.

  • @amanndawalker3452
    @amanndawalker3452 Před 4 lety +2

    Omgosh ❤️😂😂 I about choked on the "Just make me a glove"

  • @kellyeverett7911
    @kellyeverett7911 Před 4 lety +11

    Tequila's back..Hallelujah! Thanks, Ed , you made my afternoon. More Tequila, Mumbles and Always Testy, please. You give the gift of laughter , the best gift of all.

  • @delarocha4135
    @delarocha4135 Před 4 lety +147

    Ed, I recently found you on CZcams and can't believe how I went all these years without watching your videos. I have been binge watching all your videos and glad to see your still making them. I can't believe you don't have 60 millions subs. Make some more CraigsList videos please. Respect on da stremph!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 4 lety +3

      I can't believe how I went on my life without my two girlfriends know that I have them I love them I am successful rich and important.

    • @delarocha4135
      @delarocha4135 Před 4 lety +12

      @@AxxLAfriku dafuq

    • @bennettspence7392
      @bennettspence7392 Před 4 lety +2

      Facts

    • @mrpussinboots4252
      @mrpussinboots4252 Před 4 lety +5

      Psh unreal

    • @gilmourdimegates
      @gilmourdimegates Před 4 lety +4

      @@delarocha4135 yeah I see this goofball making off the wall comments all over CZcams.

  • @kristinelongfield9482
    @kristinelongfield9482 Před 4 lety +8

    Ed Bassmaster haves me dying! Too funny. I love it!

  • @DMonie75
    @DMonie75 Před 3 lety +1

    Literally crying laughing!! Ed, this was a great one. I couldn’t even breathe, I was laughing so hard!! 😂😂😂

  • @jorgelopez426
    @jorgelopez426 Před 4 lety +2

    Ed you killing me bud love the snaps!!😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @space_whisper
    @space_whisper Před 4 lety +26

    I needed more Tequila, it's been too long....

  • @jacksonnoneya3326
    @jacksonnoneya3326 Před 4 lety +31

    Love how you dress up even if it's just at home calling people really getting into character, awesome vids man first one my wife and I seen was the interview pranks back about 9 years ago love your shit ever sence

  • @ncasper5284
    @ncasper5284 Před 4 lety +4

    “I thought you just club it with a stick and then put it on your head” lmao!!!🤣

  • @BellaIsMyBaby
    @BellaIsMyBaby Před 5 měsíci +1

    When he started cracking up at her saying "Noo-dle?!"😂😁🤣

  • @medmusic7977
    @medmusic7977 Před 4 lety +131

    Please ed bring back mumbles! We miss him here in malt lickey texas !

    • @alexrekzu4079
      @alexrekzu4079 Před 4 lety +11

      Bartle doo, i approve

    • @fungustooth9082
      @fungustooth9082 Před 4 lety +3

      That's his worse one. We need more psh tv

    • @harvey_weenstain8857
      @harvey_weenstain8857 Před 4 lety +7

      Pringem dang

    • @medmusic7977
      @medmusic7977 Před 4 lety +4

      FungusTooth wtf man ? Its the best ! Thats how Sean penn discovered Ed and helped him get more exposure, are u better than sean penn or Friends serie ? No

    • @medmusic7977
      @medmusic7977 Před 4 lety +4

      Alex Rekzu Markum Dansum and crap mo stank in my pants in the loonely wheel

  • @meghanmcneill5365
    @meghanmcneill5365 Před 4 lety +2

    Your videos lift my spirits!!! Comedy Legend. Thank you!!!!!

  • @doodledad5043
    @doodledad5043 Před 4 lety +1

    Wish I could LIKE this a million times. Lmao great stuff Ed!!!!

  • @thegeorgiacreekwalker491
    @thegeorgiacreekwalker491 Před 4 lety +14

    Man I wish you would bring back I Work, my favorite character next to Skippy and there's only a few I Work videos, from a true fan PLEASE BRING HIM BACK!!!!

  • @l.h.827
    @l.h.827 Před 4 lety +15

    "I'm good thnk you " lmao

  • @spencerbulaga2968
    @spencerbulaga2968 Před 4 lety +15

    “You need 70 to make a garment” aight imma just bring in the linchilla.

    • @DMWBN3
      @DMWBN3 Před 4 lety +1

      Spencer Bulaga one said 70 & one says 100 😁

  • @lukecamp7262
    @lukecamp7262 Před 4 lety +5

    Lmfao.. 😂..laugh so hard I'm crying !!

  • @newman4319
    @newman4319 Před 4 lety +22

    Hey boo .. “sew my boos back hairs into a coat lol”

  • @Dtall
    @Dtall Před 4 lety +21

    Eddie killed this one I’m dead 😂😂😂

  • @serenityinhim
    @serenityinhim Před 2 lety

    Hilarious!!! Your so awesome at these pranks… your getup was the icing on the cake! Tf the laughs!

  • @julieroesser1793
    @julieroesser1793 Před 4 lety +3

    I lost it when she said noodle and Ed started laughing 😂

  • @HIGHOCTANEFILMS
    @HIGHOCTANEFILMS Před 4 lety +27

    😂 I’m dying 💀

  • @ddd1hhh
    @ddd1hhh Před 4 lety +4

    “ I can assure you that will not happen here...” 😂😂😂😂

  • @aprillockabyradford3679

    Lol you're impressions are spot on! I see characteristics of people I've seen in real life in all of your characters.

  • @danielm6804
    @danielm6804 Před 2 lety +1

    "Hey how you doin, Ima need a limchilla"!
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @andreyv1
    @andreyv1 Před 4 lety +10

    WHAT!? I was just watching your old videos and this came up in "up next" and i didn't believe it was a recent video! YES!

    • @rosewills84
      @rosewills84 Před 4 lety +1

      Andrey V I had to do a double take to make sure it’s recent 😂😂

  • @andreyv1
    @andreyv1 Před 4 lety +37

    ED: How much for the linchilla?
    Employee: CHINCHILLA
    ED: I know, I said how much for the linchilla?
    😂😂😂

  • @memakattak
    @memakattak Před 4 lety +1

    HAHAHHAHAHAHA by far my fave character. I still remember the parent teacher interview prank. What a classic.

  • @WillaHerrera
    @WillaHerrera Před 3 lety +1

    I freaking love you Ed. Thank you for giving us years of laughter.

  • @unacceptablefullsender1878

    "I thought you just club it wit a stick" ROFL damn.

  • @mason5r
    @mason5r Před 4 lety +37

    I LOVE HOW TEQUILAS left eyelash is not on properly lol its a bit higher than where it is supposed to be lol

  • @tonymccoy9591
    @tonymccoy9591 Před 3 lety +1

    I haven't laughed that hard in months. Thank you.

  • @amyburns5199
    @amyburns5199 Před 4 lety

    My whole valentine present...thank u Ive been waiting on teqillia 4 ever plzzzz make more shes the BEST!!!!

  • @harvey_weenstain8857
    @harvey_weenstain8857 Před 4 lety +53

    HOW YOU DOOOIIN
    Where you been baby girl?!

  • @timepiecevideos
    @timepiecevideos Před 4 lety +8

    Keep uploading Ed you’re hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @MattHuey
    @MattHuey Před 4 lety +2

    You sure a "purrdddyyy" lady!! 🔥🔥🔥 😂😂 kinda scary man! but funny stuff!!👍

  • @oakleysierney1918
    @oakleysierney1918 Před 4 lety +1

    Just like the old videos! Damn, that was pretty good. Nice to see that your sense of humor is still as on point as ever. Hope you stay safe.

  • @smilingdinosaurs
    @smilingdinosaurs Před 4 lety +3

    Its a travesty that u dont have 10 million subs and if i can do anything in 2020 its to help the community discover you so you can get to 10 mill! Tequila is one of my faves this new video is like a dream! Thank you for continuing Ed!

  • @iamjason1279
    @iamjason1279 Před 4 lety +81

    I’d love to motor boat those cans

  • @natt1901
    @natt1901 Před 4 lety

    Omgggg you crack me up!! Your makeup game has leveled up since your first videos!! Lashes be poppin 🔥🔥🔥

  • @darlaflower1930
    @darlaflower1930 Před 4 lety +2

    “At THIS location??” Lmfaooooo!!!

  • @aaroncarter647
    @aaroncarter647 Před 4 lety +34

    I don’t need nobody friscalatin on eem mk

  • @jwilli726
    @jwilli726 Před 4 lety +28

    Damn I wanna get my deen-don frisculated for Valentimes

  • @zoojersey22
    @zoojersey22 Před 4 lety +2

    you had to hold it together for the noodle part, friggin hilarious

  • @Doug.the.welder-hj6cq
    @Doug.the.welder-hj6cq Před 4 lety

    How you doim? Got him with the noodle bahahaha! Tequila is one of my favorite characters! Awesome video Ed you are a legend please keep em coming! I love all your stuff man! Pssh

  • @slaughteringgg
    @slaughteringgg Před 4 lety +12

    "I thought you just club it with a stick and then just put it on top of ya head like a hat"
    Lmfao

  • @rcarpio3
    @rcarpio3 Před 4 lety +12

    I had to pause the video and literally had to google wtf was a “linchilla”

    • @lakitisha1
      @lakitisha1 Před 4 lety +1

      JustRobi💯 wait what lmao are you joking 😂

  • @frankrizzo9521
    @frankrizzo9521 Před 4 lety

    Idk how you don’t just start dying laughing 😂😂

  • @saphirus1able
    @saphirus1able Před 4 lety +1

    OMG - I lost it at the end - you are the best, Ed!

  • @kenziecakes529
    @kenziecakes529 Před 4 lety +4

    Ding Don!!!! Lmfao!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @fatalcrack3600
    @fatalcrack3600 Před 4 lety +3

    I still don’t know how you don’t have your own TV show I seen every one of your videos I even met you at K and A terminal in philly 215 pimp you make me laugh every time bro

  • @Franchyze228
    @Franchyze228 Před 4 lety +1

    Hah! More of these videos, please! I’ve missed Tequila. 😂