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  • @johnalogue9832
    @johnalogue9832 Před 3 lety +3994

    "You didn't use your blinker!"
    "Nobody was behind me!"
    YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM

    • @SaraNightfire1
      @SaraNightfire1 Před 3 lety +200

      Sadly enough, this is the same conversation I have with my mom every time she drives.

    • @BambiDiego
      @BambiDiego Před 3 lety +95

      Spoken like a true Californian

    • @kaymmmm3481
      @kaymmmm3481 Před 3 lety +287

      @@BambiDiego My grandma was from a very rural low income area of Iowa. Came to visit us where we lived in a decent sized city for the first time, she never had really left her home town before. Her comment was "It's a shame really, everyone here has these very nice, brand new cars yet all of their blinkers are broken" lmfao

    • @CVCTokimeki
      @CVCTokimeki Před 3 lety +68

      Omg yes. Screw everyone who doesn't use their blinkers! I'm looking at you zach.

    • @SaraNightfire1
      @SaraNightfire1 Před 3 lety +22

      @@kaymmmm3481 Up north in my state, which is an extremely isolated place, it's a bragging right to be able to drive 45 minutes to a place that usually takes about 2 hours.
      Without getting a ticket.

  • @battleframestudios8989
    @battleframestudios8989 Před 3 lety +3774

    "Is driving scary?"
    "Not really. Think of all the stupid people in the world and they can still drive."
    I feel like that should scare me more than anything...

    • @ThePersuasiveParrot
      @ThePersuasiveParrot Před 3 lety +33

      Thats literally the joke...

    • @battleframestudios8989
      @battleframestudios8989 Před 3 lety +195

      @@ThePersuasiveParrot I thought they meant it as "If they can do it anyone can."

    • @sunmoon3147
      @sunmoon3147 Před 3 lety +110

      I’m not worried about crashing I’m worried about others crashing into me
      I’m also scared of stupid people

    • @ceresbane
      @ceresbane Před 3 lety +29

      Given the thought that automatic gears is whats normal on your end of the pond is whats horrifying to me. I like to think competent use of the gear system implies you have the focus to multitask with precision and so you can correctly drive a car. Auto just makes me think of every damn child that thinks GTA is driving.

    • @AndrewF321
      @AndrewF321 Před 3 lety +14

      @@ceresbane you’re absolutely correct.

  • @daleharden1749
    @daleharden1749 Před 3 lety +2055

    "Ugh, I have to use my _blinker_ ?"
    Spoken like a true Floridian.

    • @_Sterben_
      @_Sterben_ Před 3 lety +84

      I actually just about got into a wreck earlier this week because a smooth brain drifted in front of me on a 2 lane without their turn signal. I really hate people who dont use the signal.

    • @xavierf.8173
      @xavierf.8173 Před 3 lety +31

      Very accurate, everyone speeds and no one uses their turn signals

    • @Krystal64Alec
      @Krystal64Alec Před 2 lety +4

      Same with people from Utah

    • @joshuababineau4295
      @joshuababineau4295 Před 2 lety +1

      I’m from Florida and my dad likes to say that all the idiots on the road here are from Ohio because of their license plates

    • @Punkledunk
      @Punkledunk Před rokem +1

      @@_Sterben_ I’m glad you’re ok ❤️

  • @PhilipAllenYT
    @PhilipAllenYT Před 3 lety +640

    Getting angry at AI cars for cutting Arin off when he clearly had the right-of-way is something I wasn't expecting to feel today

    • @kobuud
      @kobuud Před rokem +28

      Its to simulate realism

    • @komaedabutworse
      @komaedabutworse Před rokem +13

      i dont even drive and it made me go >:(

    • @sourdrop
      @sourdrop Před 8 měsíci +5

      ​@@komaedabutworsefr passenger princesses unite

    • @moonblaze2713
      @moonblaze2713 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@sourdropwhat is a passenger princess?

  • @aquestionabletaryn
    @aquestionabletaryn Před 3 lety +5423

    Arin did his driving test in Florida so they just had him drive until he hit an alligator and then he passed

    • @icewolfbluu4
      @icewolfbluu4 Před 3 lety +206

      as somebody who just got done with driving lessons about to take my test in florida i can say this is true

    • @lyrical_enby
      @lyrical_enby Před 3 lety +138

      As a Floridian with a learners permit, I can confirm that that is indeed part of the process

    • @PickleRick91x
      @PickleRick91x Před 3 lety +75

      They don't even make you drive in the road during your test in FL 😂

    • @kryptofreak4059
      @kryptofreak4059 Před 3 lety +86

      I took my driving test in Florida. Jokes aside, our test is a lot simpler than other places, and that probably explains a lot about Florida driver stereotypes.
      Parallel parking isn't super common here, so that's not even on the test. Granted, that may have changed in the last 15 years.

    • @100and1percentCotton
      @100and1percentCotton Před 3 lety +9

      And because it was in Florida, it was super easy.

  • @MilesSmiles8
    @MilesSmiles8 Před 3 lety +1469

    "Does my free ride end if I kill a man?"
    Yes, Arin, that's how all of life works.

    • @garfieldbrooks
      @garfieldbrooks Před 3 lety +53

      only if u get caught !!

    • @Leon.Hickey
      @Leon.Hickey Před 3 lety +4

      24:49
      "Yup"

    • @sumiterxeroslargosiuscrosi7819
      @sumiterxeroslargosiuscrosi7819 Před 3 lety +12

      @@garfieldbrooks "you've killed people before, right grandpa?"
      Grandpa: "NOT IF YA GET CAUGHT!"

    • @aizakku2222
      @aizakku2222 Před 3 lety +7

      As long as you don’t get caught it never really happened

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy Před 3 lety +5

      @@aizakku2222 modern medicine HATES this. Local grandpa discovers secret to resurrection

  • @SpinDash
    @SpinDash Před 3 lety +1475

    “Did you slow down for a second to consider killing that person?”
    “Look.”
    “Does my free ride end if I kill someone?” -Arin Hanson, 2020

  • @senbrandybuck4492
    @senbrandybuck4492 Před 3 lety +671

    “Does my free ride end when I kill a man?”
    -me, wondering about my college scholarship

  • @TheMCzorro
    @TheMCzorro Před 3 lety +1848

    Arin trying to kill a pedestrian with somebody else's car towards the end of the episode looks like the perfect basis for a Game Grumps animated

  • @Cryonami
    @Cryonami Před 3 lety +1545

    “Is this where JFK was shot? It looks really familiar.”
    Are we just gonna gloss over that...?

    • @dropkickpherby6994
      @dropkickpherby6994 Před 3 lety +58

      Sssshhh, he said he'll die on camera.
      Don't look into that as another hint 👀

    • @dkjcb3993
      @dkjcb3993 Před 3 lety +17

      @@dropkickpherby6994 👀👀👀 * whispers * shit, i think you might be onto something here

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy Před 3 lety +15

      @@dropkickpherby6994 Arin went back to become JFK

    • @friskyflipper2019
      @friskyflipper2019 Před 3 lety +22

      "Could be the Texas part of Europe."

    • @Medahlian
      @Medahlian Před 3 lety +26

      At age 6 he was born without a face... because his face was blown off.
      Also, remember when Arin "gave out the JFK assassination of CZcams lore?"

  • @axelvids893
    @axelvids893 Před 3 lety +586

    “Did you slow down for a second because you considered killing that person?”
    “Look-“

  • @allenlewis5689
    @allenlewis5689 Před 3 lety +383

    "It's nothing like Pacman"
    Little did they know, it would become frighteningly similar to Pacman...

  • @insertfunnynamehere214
    @insertfunnynamehere214 Před 3 lety +1394

    We need a Game Grumps Animated where Arin is the learner and Dan is the instructor

  • @restlessapprentice
    @restlessapprentice Před 3 lety +655

    Dan: "You didn't use your blinkers!"
    Arin: "There was no one behind me..."
    *Oh* he's one of *those* drivers

    • @hotdogs2549
      @hotdogs2549 Před 3 lety +15

      so annoying

    • @spencergallucci5309
      @spencergallucci5309 Před 3 lety +10

      I only dont use blinkers if it is the dead of night and no one is around to see it anyway, otherwise blink at everything

    • @andrewericdavison
      @andrewericdavison Před 3 lety +55

      I looked through the comments for this. Signals aren’t ONLY for other cars you can see, they’re for, for instance, the pedestrian in your blind spot.

    • @andrewericdavison
      @andrewericdavison Před 3 lety +51

      I bet he also only signals AS he’s already turning or changing lanes, too. That’s even more infuriating.

    • @hotdogs2549
      @hotdogs2549 Před 3 lety +24

      @@andrewericdavison dude stop ur raising my blood pressure urgh it's so frustrating

  • @solemnsovereign9
    @solemnsovereign9 Před 3 lety +276

    Dan distractedly saying "oops" in the middle of him talking whenever Arin makes a mistake will always make me laugh

  • @breadboy7283
    @breadboy7283 Před 3 lety +908

    I hate that the error message for running someone over and pinning them to a fire hydrant with a car was "FOLLOW THE GPS"

    • @turtlesandwich77
      @turtlesandwich77 Před 3 lety +121

      Your honour, Google Maps said to go straight on, it’s not my fault the pedestrian was in my way

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho Před 3 lety +8

      I love it

    • @boiofkoi
      @boiofkoi Před rokem +3

      20:11

    • @ericrushton778
      @ericrushton778 Před 3 měsíci

      Summary judgement: yer gud bud have a nice day, eh? (Canadian judges are nicer)

  • @MoggyMoon
    @MoggyMoon Před 3 lety +1280

    Lesson: Stop for Stop Sign
    Arin: Doesn't stop for a stop sign
    Lesson: YOU PASSED!

    • @alxjones
      @alxjones Před 3 lety +40

      I can say from experience that you can do perfectly on every aspect of the test and blow past a single stop sign, and they will fail the whole thing.

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN Před 3 lety +12

      well if the game wasn't designed like that there would a be a 30 minute video of arin complaining and the comments going "yeah i agree with him how would i ever know what to do" so let's just be grateful lmao

    • @micheljavert5923
      @micheljavert5923 Před 3 lety +7

      @@alxjones When I took my driver's test I had a few people stress to me how important it is to come to a complete stop for that exact same reason.

    • @porkcracklins630
      @porkcracklins630 Před 3 lety +7

      @@alxjones I ran a stop sign during my test and still passed. Might've had something to do with the fact that somebody had stolen the sign the night before.

    • @Resters52_official
      @Resters52_official Před 3 lety +2

      @@alxjones you say it as if that's a bad thing

  • @mothmanwantssoup1010
    @mothmanwantssoup1010 Před 3 lety +597

    Arin: Kills two people, Dan: “You’re doing very well.”

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks Před 3 lety +6

      Well for a Floridian

    • @charliewegner
      @charliewegner Před 3 lety +3

      @@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks as someone who is from Minnesota but is in Florida for college, YEAH.

  • @jcace13
    @jcace13 Před 3 lety +366

    As expected this goes from-
    “Use your blinkers.” to “Back over him!”

  • @harlyjones3140
    @harlyjones3140 Před 3 lety +964

    Arin: "Naw, I'm actually a really safe driver."
    Also Arin: "I ran a red light the other day."

    • @Khajiidaro
      @Khajiidaro Před 3 lety +7

      No one got hurt, so its fine.

    • @abigaillafey3551
      @abigaillafey3551 Před 3 lety +4

      Red light cams got me at a light got a friggin ticket

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit Před 3 lety +20

      @@abigaillafey3551 I mean you shpuldnt be angry that you broke the law

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit Před 3 lety +9

      Ehh even safe drivers make mistakes

    • @wildfireamv
      @wildfireamv Před 3 lety +17

      Judging by his description of the scene I'd say it's the fault of bad intersection design rather than a lack of safety while driving

  • @allthatjazza451
    @allthatjazza451 Před 3 lety +371

    The simultaneous “Oop!” At every accident or mistake is so genuine, all I do when I’m a passenger is get *way* too invested in my friends’ driving

  • @Manacra13
    @Manacra13 Před 3 lety +249

    This is what happens when someone asks the question “what if I obeyed all traffic laws while playing GTA?”

    • @spaantz
      @spaantz Před 3 lety +11

      For real I did that one day for fun as a kid on GTA4

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo Před 3 lety +2

      I kinda want to do that right now.

    • @helloimellieful
      @helloimellieful Před 3 lety +4

      You mean me

    • @jonr4651
      @jonr4651 Před 3 lety +6

      I actually did that in mafia when I was 15. I was desperate to get more practice before my test.

    • @noneofyourbeeswaxquinton
      @noneofyourbeeswaxquinton Před 3 lety +3

      @@spaantz Me too but also stand on NPC's car and shoot to make 'em panic drive.

  • @Lukethefox
    @Lukethefox Před 3 lety +1446

    "Mom can I get GTA?"
    "We have GTA at home"
    GTA at Home:

  • @nafyne
    @nafyne Před 2 lety +206

    I got really embarrassed when Arin was said “I thought they followed, like, human rules”, meanwhile I use my blinker even when no ones behind me because I’m a SQUARE apparently

  • @eric1393
    @eric1393 Před 3 lety +133

    Of all the "Random Driving Simulator" indie games I've seen, this one is clearly the most polished. There's a whole boat load of absolute garbage driving sims out there, this dev should be proud.

  • @cookiestyleguy5886
    @cookiestyleguy5886 Před 3 lety +268

    It really feels like Arin is taking a driving class and Dan is his laidback instructor.

    • @wesnohathas1993
      @wesnohathas1993 Před 3 lety +5

      I really want to see this animated.

    • @Andriale
      @Andriale Před 3 lety +6

      I can just imagine a learner and driving instructor: “Does my free time end when I kill a pedestrian?” *** kills a pedestrian *** “Yup”
      edit: thanks @Meximagician

    • @Meximagician
      @Meximagician Před 3 lety +4

      @@Andriale I always use three asterisks in a row, then space them away from the words *** shows example ***

    • @NiFeGetsTubey
      @NiFeGetsTubey Před 3 lety

      Exactly!

  • @RyneParker
    @RyneParker Před 3 lety +140

    "Does my free ride end if I kill a man?"
    "Yup."
    I wish I could draw well enough to do a GG animated for this.

  • @korkoraliasher1132
    @korkoraliasher1132 Před 3 lety +90

    “Is this where JFK was shot? It looks very familiar.” ...There something you wanna tell is Arin?

  • @twodollars4u
    @twodollars4u Před 3 lety +160

    The game got exponentially more interesting after they started hitting pedestrians.

  • @cyberjackal774
    @cyberjackal774 Před 3 lety +180

    "You came in a little hot, there." Omfg Dan, giving me flashbacks to panic inducing driving lessons with my dad.

  • @ggmann13
    @ggmann13 Před 3 lety +122

    26:53 I love this exchange. The way Arin defensively says "look.."

  • @ThOrb_God_of_Chonk
    @ThOrb_God_of_Chonk Před 3 lety +251

    18:34 I wasn't ready for just how serious that was. I'm crying laughing, but wow.

  • @ashleyhunte
    @ashleyhunte Před 3 lety +489

    And that’s why they call him THE ULTIMATE DRIVER

    • @kingofavation7007
      @kingofavation7007 Před 3 lety +38

      He's the driver boy. He's the one who drives

    • @ashleyhunte
      @ashleyhunte Před 3 lety +18

      @@kingofavation7007 the car horn is ding dong bing bong

    • @Marik4295
      @Marik4295 Před 3 lety +7

      THE ULTIMATE SICK JOKE

    • @rjai5003
      @rjai5003 Před 3 lety +9

      His execution would be getting put in the place of one of the NPCs he ran over

    • @byufan4ever013
      @byufan4ever013 Před 3 lety +5

      This reference is very much welcome in a Game Grumps environment.

  • @zombiefodder64
    @zombiefodder64 Před 3 lety +604

    Stage name: California
    Arin: "Oh we're in Europe" "Is this where JFK was shot?"

    • @thegaspatthegateway
      @thegaspatthegateway Před 3 lety +81

      nothing says Cali like European traffic signs, license plates, and phone booths

    • @Jasper_Silva
      @Jasper_Silva Před 3 lety +56

      Right? Imagine how confusing it was for JFK!

    • @charlemagne111027
      @charlemagne111027 Před 3 lety +34

      To be fair this looks nothing like California. Especially with the sporadic rain. California is either no rain or raining all day. The street signs and lines on the roads don't look like anywhere in America either.

    • @reinablackwell1799
      @reinablackwell1799 Před 3 lety +12

      It says California,but it's really Europe.

    • @juliamcalister8655
      @juliamcalister8655 Před 3 lety +6

      If it was Europe wouldn’t they be driving on the left?

  • @christam949
    @christam949 Před 3 lety +191

    i love that this episode starts with arin revealing he's a safe driver and then going back to the usual of "i'm bored let's hit a pedestrian by ramming another car into them"

  • @Cykoid
    @Cykoid Před 3 lety +218

    "dumb as a bag of hammers" was one of my favourites
    and i always liked to add a twist to an insult to keep it a bit more unique.
    "some people are a few cents short of a dollar, but in your case someone added tax"

    • @Cheficide
      @Cheficide Před 3 lety +36

      My grandmother would say someone is "as sharp as a marble". Enjoyable.

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy Před 3 lety +6

      added tax to the dollar? like they had higher expectations to fail?

    • @camjoinsthebattle5471
      @camjoinsthebattle5471 Před 2 lety +4

      I thought I made it up, but i could be wrong.
      "You're not just a tool, you're the whole box"

  • @SirNanerslug
    @SirNanerslug Před 3 lety +937

    I want an extended version of that intro for Christmas please

  • @sparrowweaver2858
    @sparrowweaver2858 Před 3 lety +761

    their maraca noises at the beginning is SO satisfying

    • @sluckett21
      @sluckett21 Před 3 lety +8

      Relaxing and motivating all at once

    • @Drewgoza
      @Drewgoza Před 3 lety +4

      Look I'm ngl, someone should do an animation with that as the intro

    • @waffleyy_
      @waffleyy_ Před 3 lety +5

      Ikr i was vibing to it and then they started talking and i was like "...oh."

    • @Croutonium
      @Croutonium Před 3 lety +7

      @@AxxLAfriku remember when self-pity was funny?
      Yeah, me neither.

    • @ikebeckman1074
      @ikebeckman1074 Před 3 lety +1

      Almost as good as the menu tunez from Winter Mountain Rescue!

  • @dannythibodeaux5860
    @dannythibodeaux5860 Před 3 lety +194

    Arin: Chooses California
    Also Arin 1 minute later: Oh, we're in Europe

    • @yourlilemogirl
      @yourlilemogirl Před rokem +9

      I like how they were like let's go to Canada! And then they chose California over the Canada package

  • @luthariii7827
    @luthariii7827 Před 3 lety +338

    “No, driving isn’t scary. Think of all the dumb people, and their driving.”
    Uh, that’s what scares me lol

    • @galacticp.747
      @galacticp.747 Před 3 lety +10

      I have horrible anxiety just being a passenger, knowing arin said that just makes me more scared 😭😭😭

    • @thestrider4500
      @thestrider4500 Před 3 lety

      It's horrifying for motorcyclists! 😂

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 3 lety

      @@thestrider4500 They’re on a motorcycle. They should be terrified of themselves. Who chooses to drive a more dangerous car?

    • @NatetheNerdy
      @NatetheNerdy Před 3 lety

      I forget who said it, but to paraphrase them think about the average intelligence, and then think about how half of the population is below that.

    • @thestrider4500
      @thestrider4500 Před 3 lety

      @@DeathnoteBB Dangerous is fun.

  • @that_one_squash_6529
    @that_one_squash_6529 Před 3 lety +24

    Dan realizing the California pack was locked after being so excited; “aww”
    Arin not wanting to let his excited buddy down;
    “NONONO WE CAN STILL GET IT I CAN BUY IT”
    Dan: “:D”

  • @shrugemote312
    @shrugemote312 Před 3 lety +51

    Dan:"what happens when you hit a pedestrian with your car"
    Arin:" alright, let's do it"

  • @Underpantswher
    @Underpantswher Před 3 lety +40

    30:57 The genuine anger in that "COME OOOOONNN!" is amazing.

  • @solarprogeny6736
    @solarprogeny6736 Před 3 lety +113

    We're literally in the middle of a lockdown, how does a driving lessons simulator not make sense as a project one would want to develop

    • @sasir2013
      @sasir2013 Před 3 lety +15

      that's astonishingly logical

    • @BradPwnsU
      @BradPwnsU Před 3 lety

      Who's locked down? Things are closed earlier but it's not a lockdown I'm on the east coast

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 Před 3 lety

      @@BradPwnsU I wrote this comment during the second wave when many European countries such as mine (France) locked down. Currently we're free but curfewed at 6pm and it's really still the second wave afaik

  • @guitarsimon1
    @guitarsimon1 Před 3 lety +42

    “Nice coat”
    “Thanks I bought it at JC Penney”
    6:47

    • @sweetpea2604
      @sweetpea2604 Před 3 lety +4

      UH HUH! UH HUH! UH HUH! *Nods head* 😃

  • @HalcyonSerenade
    @HalcyonSerenade Před 3 lety +22

    21:57
    Arin: "It's like a Countryman."
    Dan: "What does that mean?"
    Me: "The other two options are Friends and Romans"

  • @tacosquirrel9509
    @tacosquirrel9509 Před 3 lety +287

    "Were you worried about your driver's test?"
    "No, it was super easy"
    Arin, you've said that about many things, not much were accurate

    • @chef_boysauce4399
      @chef_boysauce4399 Před 3 lety +10

      I was scared, but when I actually took it was super easy. Like a 4 min circle. I pulled into a highway, turned onto a backroad, cruised through a neighborhood, pull back on the highway, and parked in reverse

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN Před 3 lety +7

      Well, he also said he 100%ed Sonic Adventure 2.

    • @KhanaHatake
      @KhanaHatake Před 3 lety +10

      Florida driving tests are TERRIFYINGLY easy.

    • @andrewmcgaughey931
      @andrewmcgaughey931 Před 3 lety +4

      It’s easy right now which is what’s scary my local dmv won’t even get in the car with you they just stand outside if it make you drive in a circle and park

    • @PanicLedisko
      @PanicLedisko Před 3 lety +2

      @@andrewmcgaughey931 WHOA REALLY?! Omg I hadn't even thought about people getting their license during covid.. shit that's crazy! I waited until I was like 22 before I got my license because I was *terrified*

  • @derpmau5228
    @derpmau5228 Před 3 lety +44

    11:13 Imagine driving down the street and doing an oopsie and you hear Arin's voice distantly screaming at you

  • @npf6705
    @npf6705 Před 3 lety +33

    This begs for an animation.
    Dan as the driving instructor, Arin as the teen.
    Dan as the policeman that pulls Arin over.

  • @lumarious
    @lumarious Před 3 lety +18

    Man... This episode feels so right. The Grumps, back together again, with a B list game that's just good/bad enough to be fun, and a whole lot of laughs. FeelsGoodMan

  • @chrispysonic21
    @chrispysonic21 Před 3 lety +54

    The intro was by far one the best ones they've had in a while. Also, I love it when they play driving games like this. Reminds me of their pizza driver episodes!
    Also, them running pedestrians over was so good. Definitely gonna be in the next laughter comp.

  • @senatorsparky
    @senatorsparky Před 3 lety +325

    “Soft Gentle Considerate Taxi” would sell TERRIBLY

    • @spikes_johnson
      @spikes_johnson Před 3 lety +14

      What about Consensual Taxi?

    • @VultureSkins
      @VultureSkins Před 3 lety +19

      But as a dating sim? Billion dollar idea

    • @dkjinxs3034
      @dkjinxs3034 Před 3 lety +10

      Haha yea dating a taxicab

    • @spikes_johnson
      @spikes_johnson Před 3 lety +4

      @@VultureSkins That is a genuinely great idea

    • @Bosstylo
      @Bosstylo Před 3 lety +4

      It would have 200K streamers on twitch for one day then disappear forever

  • @SankiOfTheSand
    @SankiOfTheSand Před 3 lety +21

    "Does my free ride end if I kill a man?"
    *kills a man*
    "Yep."

  • @kyyomilo
    @kyyomilo Před 3 lety +18

    as someone with terrible driving anxiety, this video simultaneously made me feel a lot better and a lot worse about driving

  • @deerlydeparted56
    @deerlydeparted56 Před 3 lety +31

    "There's so many buttons! It's hard!" there's literally the same number of things to do as when you are actually driving a car

  • @kiwiholgren
    @kiwiholgren Před 3 lety +53

    I would like to see an animated with Dan as the instructor and Arin just crashing into stuff 😂

    • @theresacherco3503
      @theresacherco3503 Před 3 lety +1

      And then make the person look like Ross or another person that they know I’m bad

  • @ashurean
    @ashurean Před 3 lety +44

    "Does my free ride end if I kill a man?"
    -Arin Hanson, 2020

  • @AmbblyPuff
    @AmbblyPuff Před 3 lety +50

    I'd love to be the insurance person Arin talks to when he gets into an accident.

  • @porschareed956
    @porschareed956 Před 3 lety +351

    Arin: “Does my free ride end when I hit a man”
    Proceeds to hits someone with a car
    Arin: “Yup!!!!!”
    Car of duty; hit a man
    This series is the best please play another episode 🤣

    • @Dudeman9339
      @Dudeman9339 Před 3 lety +1

      ... what? are you stupid? There isn't any MORE of this game. It sounds like what you want is just a Grumps podcast.

    • @Grizzled_Spacer_2
      @Grizzled_Spacer_2 Před 3 lety +5

      Car of duty

    • @porschareed956
      @porschareed956 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Grizzled_Spacer_2 noice

    • @porschareed956
      @porschareed956 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Grizzled_Spacer_2 I’m about to fix it, thank you

    • @tzeyungyong2645
      @tzeyungyong2645 Před 3 lety +1

      Car of duty hit a man flippin killed me dude😂😂

  • @borjaslamic
    @borjaslamic Před 3 lety +491

    For all those complaining about Dangonrompa, they recently got the achievement for finishing chapter 4 on their steam account, so more is coming

    • @the.darklight
      @the.darklight Před 3 lety +35

      Thank you

    • @Pironesia
      @Pironesia Před 3 lety +11

      Wooooh!!!

    • @twirox1662
      @twirox1662 Před 3 lety +37

      Oh good, I thought they dropped the game. Glad I was wrong, thanks!

    • @0DriveYT
      @0DriveYT Před 3 lety +17

      Thanks so much haha I was getting worried

    • @Ashsams
      @Ashsams Před 3 lety +11

      Thank you, kind internet sleuth!

  • @InsertCleverNameHere0
    @InsertCleverNameHere0 Před 3 lety +10

    "Were you scared?"
    "No, the test was easy."
    *immediately drives 5 feet and crashes*

  • @magpie405
    @magpie405 Před 3 lety +51

    "STOP! In the name of TRAFFIC" was so funny to me i cannot believe they didnt laugh for a couple minutes

  • @KeganLeavess
    @KeganLeavess Před 3 lety +110

    Arin, Arin no. Arin we can't lose you to the police again

  • @Chcltmlk
    @Chcltmlk Před 3 lety +52

    This whole episode could be animated.

  • @WCtheComedian
    @WCtheComedian Před 3 lety +43

    Vote for your favorite title:
    Driving Thing or Whatever
    Extremely Sane Taxi

  • @HxzerSinful
    @HxzerSinful Před 3 lety +28

    26:39 "I'm gonna take a left here"
    Me: Alright then, it's fine.

    • @Doctorgirl300
      @Doctorgirl300 Před 3 lety +5

      I just said "Arin, that's not - alright you do you, Big Cat."

  • @KittyCreme
    @KittyCreme Před 3 lety +39

    Arin not thinking he should use his blinker just because no one was there gives me an ungodly amount of stress.

  • @McBehrer
    @McBehrer Před 3 lety +21

    God Arin quit waiting until you're at the intersection to signal! You should signal BEFORE so people know what to expect

  • @jenniferbyrd6812
    @jenniferbyrd6812 Před 3 lety +21

    I really thought Arin was out here putting his blinker on to hit a pedestrian

  • @Atomica1996
    @Atomica1996 Před 3 lety +82

    Arin went from Arin "Star Driver" Hansen, to GTA main character real quick

  • @JunDageki
    @JunDageki Před 3 lety +29

    For all you dangangrappa fans, how the hell do you think these kids can go to school? that's right, the mom needs a driver license and a car, just think of this as a Dangalagan prequel.

  • @dueduepheasees
    @dueduepheasees Před 3 lety +47

    I love how you can see the exact moment when Arin decides to run someone over
    32:18

    • @wiggl3s_821
      @wiggl3s_821 Před 3 lety

      I love how quickly his brain went there. *sees pedestrian directly infront of him* *proceeds to stay on course so he can mow them down in the street*

  • @gummygoo2
    @gummygoo2 Před 3 lety +15

    "'Cause this is an indie developer, right?"
    "No nintendo made this"
    "Oh. Oh ok"
    "Just kidding"
    "Oh! Alright"
    ...
    "Come on, man"

  • @gogokowai
    @gogokowai Před 3 lety +132

    "Is driving scary?"
    "Nah man think of all the stupid people in the world and they all drive"
    That's what I'm scared of...

    • @ennibee6684
      @ennibee6684 Před 3 lety +5

      That's exactly why it's scary!

    • @Sqwivig
      @Sqwivig Před 3 lety +1

      Lol right? The stupid people are WHY I'm scared! 😂

  • @directorjake
    @directorjake Před 3 lety +95

    Look at the boys having fun with each other, it's the best!

    • @PureSniperWolf
      @PureSniperWolf Před 3 lety

      Please keep your comments G rated.
      "G" for Good Going Grump Guys! xD

  • @connorliebel3122
    @connorliebel3122 Před 3 lety +15

    I'm amazed that neither Arin or Dan compared Arin being stuck to the scene from the first Austin Powers movie where Austin was stuck between the two walls hahaha

  • @darkdeath5550
    @darkdeath5550 Před 3 lety +18

    Danny: "Stop! Good GOD man."
    I feel you Danny. i feel you

  • @seanfinley2069
    @seanfinley2069 Před 3 lety +25

    "Let's go to the 'Rono!"
    But we're specifically trying to avoid getting the 'rono.

    • @melliferou
      @melliferou Před rokem +1

      People say Tronna if they're from there or near enough

  • @Dyrnwyn
    @Dyrnwyn Před 3 lety +20

    It's 7 hours later and I'm still laughing at, "Turn on the wipers when it rains."

  • @Greggogrande97
    @Greggogrande97 Před 3 lety +25

    2020: It's about the very tumultuous, upsetting, stressful journey.

  • @Klekowksii
    @Klekowksii Před 3 lety +65

    11:02 Ah yes, infront of a fire hydrant. The ultimate parking space.

  • @shanadir
    @shanadir Před 2 lety +11

    I like when arin ran someone over, but the game failed him for not following the gps

  • @pointeaxis
    @pointeaxis Před 3 lety +11

    "Does my free ride end if I kill a man?" All of our free rides end if we kill a man, Arin.

  • @dustinyuan9161
    @dustinyuan9161 Před 3 lety +11

    This is actually really relaxing. Feels like 2 bros just driving around town, chilling and joking.
    Edit: as soon as I posted, they hit a pedestrian 😂 my goodness

    • @jamescanjuggle
      @jamescanjuggle Před 3 lety +2

      Nothing like hanging with the bros and casual premeditated murder

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 Před 3 lety

      @@jamescanjuggle Does it really count as "premeditated", though? It looked pretty spur-of-the-moment to me.

  • @fulltimeyoongilover4349
    @fulltimeyoongilover4349 Před 3 lety +10

    arin: *very much commits a traffic violation*
    also arin: oh come on-

  • @Arceus3251
    @Arceus3251 Před 3 lety +11

    "Does my free ride end if I kill a man?"
    *crunch*
    "Yep"

  • @venrvals6129
    @venrvals6129 Před 3 lety +29

    "Does my free ride end if I kill a man?" The answer is yes, like IRL.

  • @edibleapeman2
    @edibleapeman2 Před 3 lety +8

    Witnessing Arin drive a car in a consequence-free environment while Dan backseat-grandmas him is one of those unexpected joys some people build afterlife myths around.

  • @cryptidjoka7700
    @cryptidjoka7700 Před 3 lety +8

    As a teenager who's just learning to drive, "Oh my god there's so many buttons!" is exactly what it feels like.

  • @garycurnowii1540
    @garycurnowii1540 Před 3 lety +16

    “There wasn’t anybody behind me!” How many people have told cops that, right after an accident?

  • @Alexanderthegreat159
    @Alexanderthegreat159 Před 3 lety +52

    So what this is telling me....... we need to take away arins license.

  • @johnnyneutron1530
    @johnnyneutron1530 Před 3 lety +12

    I love these two men

    • @tacky_taco_
      @tacky_taco_ Před 3 lety +2

      What a godly profile pic, classic shoocharu

  • @eudorasmith3283
    @eudorasmith3283 Před 3 lety +8

    I love how Aaron completely glossed over the fact that FL doesn’t require parallel parking to get your license when Dan mentioned his.

  • @QueenFiria
    @QueenFiria Před 3 lety +79

    Arin: "I'm like the safest driver."
    5 minutes later
    Arin: I ran a red light the other day.
    If this video has taught me anything, Arin cannot be trusted on the road

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 Před 3 lety +5

    The start of them actually driving was PERFECT.
    Can't figure out what "go" is for 5 minutes and the crach in the first 2 feet.
    Fucking beautiful

  • @bigbronintendo1970
    @bigbronintendo1970 Před 3 lety +70

    For a few 30 minutes, Dan and Arin NEVER gets his Driver's License.

  • @zelos1826
    @zelos1826 Před 3 lety +6

    I totally understand Dan's cozy feeling when it rains... I absolutely LOVE the rain. It helps me sleep.

  • @octocoq
    @octocoq Před 3 lety +8

    “Pants-on-head stupid” lmao

  • @Yarzu555
    @Yarzu555 Před 3 lety +19

    As a NY driver flipping people off with f bombs is actually part of the test

  • @Wikloe
    @Wikloe Před 3 lety +5

    26:35 - "I'm gonna take a left here" - as he turns right. That's the Arin we all love. He knows what he is doing but brain says the exact opposite xD