Bloom - Warhammer 40,000 Short
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"A Vindicare should not be mistaken for a human being. Contrary to a human being, who is filled with distractions, memories, and connections to others, a Vindicare is a well oiled machine. He was raised and trained, from birth, that the only reason he wasn't dead, raped, ruined, or suffered under any other horrible abuse that we could think of, was because of the Emperor. They were taught that they were selfish monsters, to even think of being different from their fellows. Their vocabulary is limited to only that which they need. Any deviation is punished by torture. They were taught to hide from their teachers and administrators, and to only come out when the mission was complete, and only when they received word from an authority figure that acted the impeccable imperial. Any deviation was punished with torture. The sense of smell is cultivated carefully. We have attempted to teach them to tell the difference of weapons by discharge smell. Any exposure to perfume, or anything pleasant and unneeded in their missions is punished by torture. Callidus require some socialization to blend in. Culexus, with their small pool of recruits have need to take in any they can find. Eversor, their combat drugs do the trick. Never shall you find any more well disciplined than a Vindicare."
- "So what happened to this one?"
- "We failed to punish him for a botched mission."
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Based on an (in)famous /tg/ story. Ultra heretical. Don't say you weren't warned.
This was originally meant for Valentine's Day, but it eventually grew into a much, much bigger film. Took 4 months to do in total.
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Rigorously trained assassin tasked with emotionless untraceable killing from unimaginable distances, literally from a force of assassins so professional that they're basically synonymous with death and can sit perfectly still for weeks on end for a millisecond chance to kill a target...
..defeated by a boner
I don’t blame him. Do you know how long he had been waiting for an opportunity to use his “exitus long rifle” on a “suitable target?” Exactly.
There’s worse ways to go
Actually this isn't impossible for a vindicare. They're taught to be so unsociable and incapable of contact that they wouldn't understand a reason for betrayal. To him the power of boners is just another survival instinct he's never heard of before
"Wait somethings happening..."
This is Slaneeshi-precursor race you are talking about ..... even Primarch felt for that!
"Well everybody need a big tiddy eldar girl friend at some point in their life"
Roubote Guiliman
@@bradpotts1747 If you want a way to insure their loyalty, look us up.
I approve of this message... me and Bob had soooo much fun when we went to Commorragh last year
@Sean Turner "pssh, who needs 3d girls when you can indulge in 2d pussy"
Magnus the red, a weeaboo nerd
What heresy is this
What u taking about she's flat
“I...can’t”
“Why?”
“It’s a goth girl”
Mission abort
This this makes to much sense for me
big tiddy goth eldar gf without the excessive amount of torture
Understandable, have a nice day
_"Goth Girls! Yeeaahh-yuuhh!"_
--RebelTaxi
Inquisitor: "He allowed the xenos filth to live"
Guiliman: "Kill him"
Inquisitor: "Understood, kill the assassin and send another to kill the Eldar witch"
Guliman: "Come again?"
Inquisitor: "He failed to kill a female Eldar psycher"
Guliliman: "I'll allow it"
Why does Guliliman allow it, sorry im new to 40k ^^
@@toastsloth4831 In cannon Guilliman was revived with the aid of Yvraine, leader of the Eldar known as the Ynnari. So the community took this and ran with it, saying that Guilliman had a big tiddy Eldar girlfriend.
@@_lime. The real questions is.... Does she have big tiddies.. also lmao... also this community is awesome haha :)
@@toastsloth4831 Could always look up some art of Yvraine. Pixiv has some really, really good stuff. *Cough* Rule *cough* 34 *cough* has the better stuff.
@@_lime.
Did he claim her or she claimed him?
(over vox) "Are you under attack?"
(over vox) "N-Err, yeah! Just got ambushed out of nowhere!"
*Necrons appear*
"Well that was good timing."
The Necrons chosed the moment...especially the crazy-flayed ones...just found another living.
"She hot, so I not shoot. "
*_The Ordo Hereticus wants to know your location_*
Heresy !!!
*The Followers of Slaanesh want to know your location*
Im in the location of yourabutthole....
Kyle Matthews Guilliman says its fine guys....cmon.
It's True!
Still handled better than Master Chief's romance in the Halo tv show
yeah... that ine was so cringy...
Oh yeah 100%
What...
correction: Master cheeks
Yes
Truly
*takes off her helmet*
Vindicare: "On no, she's hot!"
this is your favourite thing? Lord of the Rings plus Star TreK?? Go back to Hogwarts you milhouse
@@solomonreal1977 Starcraft*
@@solomonreal1977 Calm down Lego man.
"Something is standing, and it isn't Cadia"
I mean have you seen her lips?!
He forgot the Emperor's protection. Now he's paying for child support.
Roll double "sixes" to pull out,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,roll failed,,,,,,, :-(
Lol!
Boris of the Cheeki Breeki clever girl
Boris of the Cheeki Breeki Seems like he's a straight shot in more ways than one! *ba dum tish*
It's ok he'll die of old age before the child is born anyway.
"Drop her."
"I can't, she's hot."
"Understandably have a great day"
I'm getting the inqusition
What is this slaaneshi™ heresy
I won't drop her but I will pound her.
A little bit heresy won’t hurt, i guess...
You know what? I'm about to say it:
Deep down we all know humanity's best chance for survival is clapping some Eldar cheeks. And we all would want to.
Yes, but that is heresy
Not really. Not a big fan of getting Slaanesh's sloppy seconds.
@@Servellion Wouldn't Slaanesh be getting our sloppy seconds Slaanesh only gets them after they die and some other situations.
Humanities only chance in The Imperial Truth. No gods, kings, heretics or xenos. Only men.
except there emotions are 10x stronger than normal... have fun with that!
The Emperor actually permits relations with Eldar.
The Emperor does indeed Protect
Unless they're Drukhari. In which case they die. NOW.
@@thebighurt2495 More like; 'Unless they are Drukhari, in which case *you* die, painfully.'
@@saj2392 No, see, they ENJOY pain. A painless death would actually be worse for them.
@@thebighurt2495 Hmm... if they enjoy pain, how would the Imperium go about 'hurting' them, then? Tickle torture? Gotta find out how to make those creepy buggers suffer!
@@saj2392 Show them recordings of people experiencing vanilla love and wholesome happiness, then remind them that this is something they will NEVER HAVE. Also, strap 'em to a chair and be forced to watch every episode of Jersey Shore, followed up by every episode of The Bachelor and Fear Fac- you know what, just Daytime TV in general. Loads of it. They'll beg for death and then, that wish will never be granted.
Oh, and Family Game Shows, just to achieve the blend of wholesome Vanilla with cringy TV.
Assassin : takes off his helmet
Eldar : "oh... um, I have boyfriend"
Loads the Bolter
Yeah
Assasin: *rise the weapon *
Eldar: joke, it was a JOKE!
I’ll kill him for you, then we can be together
*Raises both the rifle and pistol*
"And that, Kids, is how I met your mother."
You know, people, you all sound here like characters from Paranoia, like "Commie mutant traitor 111"
@@guardsmangaming3775 The ordo xenos approves this
@@user-lt9cl8td8w HERESY!
Everything is heresy
You breath- shot in the Head
Freedom of speech = shot dead
Da, bapapapa!
Having an eldar waifu is emperor and guilleman approved
This pleases Slaanesh
Propaganda
The reason why the emperor build that webway is because he want to get cheap Eldar prostitute
KHORNE DOES NOT APPROVE.
Heresy
Friend: Its not canon!
Me: (Holding Love Can Bloom, All Guardsmen Party and TTS device) Its canon to me dammit!
AGP would be a perfect TV series
The 40K universe is so vast you could consider it canon no problem
I don't remember where, but i saw in an official codex a hint about a certain assasin called LIVII ...
@@anonyme253 Yeah, I know about that 😉
Then the inquisition removes his name from the record@@axios4702
Me: *YOU HAVE COMMITTED HERESY, YOU DIE NOW!*
HIM: actually I used her as bait to attract some skelly bois to increase my kill count
Stonks
@@kevinmayfield6182 *_Heretical Stonks_*
"Victory Requires No Explanation; Defeat Allows None."
I will say it's totally not out of the question to ally with eldari xenos when necrons are involved.
@@Dymose Herecy is more of a slider than a true false. Necrons > Eldar > mutant humans > ugly humans
@@calebblaha7854 In the words of Victor Saltspyre, "do not 'grade evil'. If you consider something greater you might be tempted to side with the 'lesser'." That being said, dear little Victor is fighting along side an elf, a witch (renegade bright wizard), an exiled dwarf and a mercenary who keeps killing his commanders against the threat of the vermintide and the ruinous powers, soooooooo he might not be taking his own advice for the goal of killing actual evils over people who just happen to believe in 'the wrong cause'.
Already declared a heretic the second he refused to shoot the xeno
BJ Chaos my exact literal thoughts
At least he kill another xenos instead of eldar
Would you shoot a sexy ass space elf?
But its a hot space elf injured and in need of....
Oh shit
Im a heretic
Panzer Faust 2:44 Is the exact moment where heresy was declared.
"Letting herself be ambushed by the ancient enemy. Then letting herself be rescued by a double mon-keigh. What a disgrace."
-Farseer Idranel, probably
She's just jealous Taldeer got a BF and she don't
How can it be heresy if the returned Primarch himself is likely clapping Eldar cheeks?
Ultrasmurf, doesn't count. Awesome animation trough
"Rules for thee, not for me."
"Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi."
Didn't their only interaction consist of Bobby G just telling Yvraine "Thanks for the revive"? I mean I love the meme as much as anyone, but I'm pretty sure Guilliman would want the Eldarphile here BLAMMED for his heresy.
@@TwiggyShei If GW didn't fan the flames with that one thanks giving art, we wouldn't be in this mess of memeing heresy.
“Snake, do you think love can bloom on a battlefield?”
- Otacon, MGS1
Holy Emperor, I was not expecting such a throw-back in the comments. Nice.
"No but heresy can"
-Inqusitor.
Also Meryl, but I digress
Not for you Dude.
@@mantha6912 well, original story on which this movie is based on is called "Love Can Bloom", so no big surprise
Cute. Heresy. But cute.
Can ye get me some of tha mead, Leman?
Slaanesh approves.
Hey uh Leman Russ... The Bloody Magpies have stolen another Predetor and 3 Dreadnaughts while you watched this video.
Heresy. Cute. But heresy.
Heresy. Cute, but Heresy.
Unpopular opinion I know but I seriously think this whole story has a lot of potential could tell the story of a killing machine learning how to become human and eldar learning that there are more to humans than being monkey and eventually getting that stick shoved up to fall out and explore a more grounded and personal view of the 40K units
yup, unfortunatly more people here are more prompt to "purge the witch and kill the simp/heretic" ... this is why we can't have nice things
And they'd have to deal with the imperium tracking that assassin and that's how theyd show other assassin types in the assassinorum and the mc has to defend his family from the imperials. I would soooo follow this story. Sounds so good
@@anonyme253 That is why I believe why we will never get a good, mainstream 40k story or TV series. Good writing requires the exploration of ideas beyond "kill all the aliens" which is precisely what the average warhammer fanboy is incapable of
no 40K isn't that kind of setting grow up
That's basically Beren and Luthien. Beren was mostly a feral assassin, killing wave after wave of Morgoth's followers in the woods, getting the highest bounty put on his head, until he had to flee to Luthien's realm. Luthien, a half-god, half-elf didn't have a stick up her butt, but her elven dad did.
I always liked that moment in the story because it is ultimately true. No matter how hard you try to bury it, Burn it, Destroy it from the very beginning. Sometimes a piece of humanity simple takes a stand and says "No, I will not follow your orders. I am my own man." It seams like something out of a storybook. Something from a tale, but it happens. It has happened before, and It will happen again, and thank God for that.
Reminds me of my journey out of Catholicism.
But good thing this isn't canon to Warhammer 40k. Humanity first.
It also means a lot considering the Sniper's profession and the conditioning that comes with his role in the military.
In the story, Livii (the sniper) has been described as having trouble speaking basic English when he talked to Taldeer, (the Eldar).
I personally, really like the story because in the story itself. It acknowledges the ramifications the interaction and desertion from a lore perspective.
@@Hitoshuratdn @HUNK ... it might have been Taldeer ... she is a Farseer and can "sense" other beings AND she has the ability to "confuse" them ... so they start shooting targets at RANDOM ... maybe even comrades ...
in Dawn of War 2 - Retribution, the Farseer in the Campaign HAD such a "confuse" ability ...
@@Hitoshuratdn I actually wish it was. I get that everything is supposed to be grim dark, but sometimes you need some light to contrast it as well. That way when it gets snuffed out the grim dark aesthetic becomes a bit more powerful, if that makes any sense.
I just witnessed some serious heresy
We’ll need a heavy bolter for that heresy
Quick, ready the exterminatus
Can’t unsee.
What’s the hotline for the Inquisition?
@@NguyenMinh-vs1vm I believe it was 1800 HERETIC that's 1800 4373842
This is indeed heresy. Heresy wrapped up in a pleasing form.
Solanus Dracon amen
Solanus Dracon nice pictuere
"There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt." - WH40k
Solanus Dracon and thus the abhuman of Eldar strain was born...
In Kronus none the less...
I think it's the words of The Librarian in DOW. Perfect match with the clip lol
To be fair, if there was a situation for a Vindicare to disobey orders, it’s in this one. The Vindicares unlike most spec ops organizations within the Imperium have not had their emotions removed only heavily suppressed through lots of psychological torment in training to the point of near non existence, think of it like a guardsman of Krieg they still have complex emotions they’ve just been so repressed that they show only rarely. A human male’s mind will be reluctant to kill in this situation given that their mind has not been physically altered in any way. The Eldar is alone, not doing anything bad, pretty, and dying, if there is a point where such an occurrence will happen it is in this situation.
Eldar can be pretty frightening psykers though, right? It could be a considerable threat to him.
It is a xeno, it's existence is b a d >:c
ツAdorable Centurion I get the point and to be specific it is a farseer but he is a sniper who has the advantage of surprise on this half dead eldar who’s more concerned with the Necrons below the surface than in her mind possible pursuing humans, in a moment like this it is entirely up to the sniper and the sniper alone of whether they want this thing dead or not
@@TheHappyUruk If the eldar wasn't his target, then I guessssss it makes sense for him to not act.
That's why send Eversor instead, get the job done
that's madness. with the exception of a lowly guardsmen, any other solider in the imperium would have fucked her up. you gotta stop trying to make the imperium good guys. there aren't any in 40k. hence the tagline.
Pray to the emperor that British accents remain galactic standard.
Judging from doctor who, they will
Star Craft gave us southerners some bad ass space marine country boys.
@@Southern_Crusader I'd settle for a combination of the two. Foot soldiers get southern accents and officers get British accents
@@Southern_Crusader you can’t compare star craft to 40k. You may as well compare a wet soggy biscuit to a huge manly erection. One is utter shite that was crap even in the nineties when it came out, and the other is 40k.
Seriously tho lol
From the distance:
Blood raven: *EAT BOLT GUN!!!!*
Blood raven*
@@jacobguillerey4476 sorry my mistake😄😄
@@thighenthusiast1135
Oh it's not a problem...
I'm a tau anyways.
@@jacobguillerey4476 you helped him for the greater good :)
Yeet
"Bloom"? As in... "Love can bloom"? By the Emperor's Throne on Most Holy Terra, this is heresy.
*SHALL I CALL THE EXTREMINATUS UPON THIS FILTH?*
KoDan Negative. Deploy the Adeptus Astartes.
KoDan report for weirdness........ well animated though
I was actually expecting a hollowpoint bullet flesh bloom... disappointed...
The title Bloom. I think it's more of a mix of lighting from muzzle flash being compared with how life and the universe can be shots in the dark that flash, develop, and give change, kind of lone a growing plant. A tree of things to come and happen from the fiery seeds of interjection. Such comes from choices made where you choose, or choose not to, deliver your wrath. Like those very blooms of light of muzzleflash in an otherwise un caring universe.
Cause everyone needs a waifu, even in grimdark space.
Papa Smurf likes this man.
dont worry folks, he stopped by walgreens and got a pack of The Emperors Protection
This made me laugh way too loud at 2 in the morning lol
A long time ago we called it xenophilia. But now it is supported by Guilliman xD
Did... did I miss something here? Or did you just spout some serious heresy?
@@JennyGormanRitter Agreed, can we get some info on this?? Thought Guilliman wasn't even alive (MIA?) anymore!
@@mantha6912 no, Gulliman has returned but idk what hes talking about him being into xenos.. lol
@@JennyGormanRitter *spits out drink* GUILLIMAN HAS RETURNED?! God I'm such a newbie to this, and I can't consume the lore fast enough. TO THE LEXICANUM!
@@mantha6912 WAIT FOR ME BROTHER
Heresy never looked so good. 10/10 dude
Eddo aka Edds Fuck, marry, kill... Xenos edition!
Tau, Eldar or daemonette?
Apparently love can bloom on the battlefield and so can ligma apparently I have 3 months before I die so can I get 500 likes
Whoever played Rogue Trader and met Yrliet now understands that Vindicare
Squidward: What will it be today sir?
Animator: Grim dark awesome space marines.
Squidward: how original.
Animator: and some elder fighting necrons with a vindicare.
Squidward: daring today aren’t we?
Squidward then proceeds to complain about the end product spongebob cooked up. (Love can bloom) XD
Damn now im imagine squidward is the god emperor of ceplopod
Ethics of 21 century humans versus the understanding of heresy in 40k
Also a lack of understanding of the mental indoctrination a vindicare assassin goes through
@@stevensanders6696 description exist to be read, and both of you clearly did not.
@@stevensanders6696 in the story, it was explained that his training was messed up to begin with do to some heresy in the upper echelon of his handlers, and this wasn't his first mistake. His first mistake was swept under the rug and he was used again due to the sizable demand for vindicare assassins and people not wanting to own up to creating flawed products (Vindicare assassins). This wouldn't even be the first, nor the most damaging time an assassin went rogue in actual canon. That one was an experimental one, and not a Vindicare one though. Still fan made, still unlikely reason, still not canon, but still beloved story.
@@lordofswarm538 i don't in a span of at least 10,000 years trillions of people on millions of other planets i think mathematically speaking it'd have had to happen not to mention the way a vindicare seems to be trained is like just beating a dog for every little thing and then some with no positive reinforcement and eventually that dog will snap on you
@@stevensanders6696 no amount of mental indoctrination can prepare a man for hot elvish/eldar milkers. It's just in our nature.
after they said:"Are you under attack?" I'm pretty sure if he said:"I'm on a Tomb world, I need extraction" they might have been happy to abort and try again later, Necrons are considered a far more potent threat than an Eldar afterall.
i kept expecting him to say "necrons" then telling commboi that the eldar had died just before he sniped the skellys
Everyone in command knew about the Necrons. This takes place during the Dawn of War Dark Crusade storyline.
Take it like this. Humans clap eldar cheeks, eldar repopulate and gets to hold off slaneesh, meanwhile we get an alliance out of it. Guilliman definitely got it planned
Alternate title:
“The Biggest Simp In The Empire”
Me : Kronus ? Isn't that the planet from Dawn of War : Dark Crusade ?
Necrons : *Hi there*
Me : Oh yes it is, nice to see you guys *Reload the bolter*
DİE SCUM NECRON FOR THE EMPERORRRRR
Bolter brothers
*Deploy the bomb *
@@buster7797
I've beaten them on insane. Once. After a dozen attempts and a fair bit of planning
@@buster7797 All you need us good-ole fashioned Exterminatus
This kind of talent makes me incredibly jealous.
Excellent work!
Bruva Alfabusa Oi!.You shit! when's the next Text to Speech? Have this guy make an actual animation for it and watch Karl lose his goddamn mind.
Bruva Alfabusa will you gonna make some of this if yes am glad
Bruva Alfabusa I love your work don't feel bad
Bruva Alfabusa Maybe you could do the creator a solid and link the video so he can get some more exposure?
Tonz of Fun which one?
this is a masterpiece, hoping for a sequel episode
Nobody mentioned that it’s unlikely an eldar of that standing would act so helpless all of a sudden, but she just kind of was like. “Oh no my spear is stuck now im helpless.” A good guardsman knows eldar are not so easily beaten, even when gravely injured. This was a trick of zenos magic on our loyal assassin’s brain to allow the zenos scum to escape.
I guess you could say he really vindi-cared about her
Welp, time fer anodder WWWAAAAAGH!!!
THE INQUISITION WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
oh for fuck sake
Nice
Good dad joke!
Everyone calls it heresy, but remember, if he didn't spare her, he wouldn't have seen all those shiny targets appear.
Silver linings, you know :)
Heresy.
Good point *still heresy*
@@someenglishguy82 Lord Commissar, why has this heretic not been executed yet?
@@JennyGormanRitter im trying to find out where he is
Shame all necron corpses are teleported away...
Didn't this become Soft Canon at some point? I remember hearing something about a Human assassin and Eldar having a child in the 40K Universe.
FFG canonized LIIVI and has an officially drawn pic of the scene in one of their Deathwatch splatbooks.
The black templars should pay them a visit.
Also old lore non canon anynore but Illiyan Nastase is half eldar half human space marine librarian of the ultramarines
@@rafaeltiburcio6624 Nastase? I thought he played tennis on Old Earth :D
[Takes Off Helmet]
“Oh no she’s hot...”
[Shifts Aim For Her Heart]
“Much better.”
[Shifts Aim For Her Heart]
"Oh good, she's flat."
@ lose to a tau that in his own game killed an entire army of humans, space marines, and chaos. Then you consolation prize: human husbando
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
Inquisition:This is here…
Guilliman:I like it.
my human half says that this animation shows that people can still be humane, and help each other in times of need, my warhammer half says thAT THIS IS SOME SERIOUS HERESY BETTER LAY DOWN A EXTERMINATUS
Maybe the soldier did not know that his opponents looked like humans. if he converts her to his religion he is no heretic anymore ^^
I have a third part that is snickering right now: the Alpha Legion third part.
@@joshir.6505 uhh that ain't how it works I think. Even if you can convert a xeno to the imperial creed it's still a xeno and the imperium wont have it. Plus the assassin will be treated as a heretic as well
More things like this would make me side with the corpse emperor more but uh, this is apparently also heretical, so Nah, the imperium deserves chaos in their lives.
ELDAR ARE XENOS FILTH, AND THUS DESERVING OF DEATH. THERE IS NO QUESTION.
Just remember folks, the emperor actually aprovess this relationship
What's funnier is the part of at 4:00 the Vindicare get's all sniper-like with the wind calling sensitivity and all that, and then he says "Shot the joints." Then proceeds to go Nah fuck that noise I am shooting to impress those Eldar cheeks and nails every single headshot possible onto the flayers like it's nobody business with that extra precision of getting a bolt gun headshot too like the last bit of spice.
Commboi: "Fire."
>A wild Eldar babe appears
Vindiboi: "Hol up."
>Heresy was had.
And Necrons enter the chat...
Taldeer: And that is how I met your father.
Lofn: (Stares in wide-eyed wonderment).
Shawn the Prawn What exactly is the name of their kid? I remember it’s something start with “S”
@@chizhang4369 I'm fairly certain it was Lofn. Apparently, she's supposed to be this Human/Eldar hybrid whose psychic abilities are primarily focused on taming non-sapient lifeforms, including Tyranids. Not sure who's idea this character was, but it's honestly too adorable to nerd-rage over.
@@ShawndaPrawn
It was chimera not the "hybrid".
Lofn was human with Eldar flesh inside...
@@WadcaWymiaru Lofn is a naturally born hybrid of a human father and Eldar mother. Taldeer and LIIVI's biological daughter. Not a chimera or surgically altered in any way.
@@thatrabidpotato8800
Eldars and humans can't interbreed :/
Unleash you transplant the cells that are tolerated. (with Eldar tech that should be possile)
"Compassion is a rarity on the blood-soaked battlefield"
The blood pumps! The limbs obeyed!
And 52-6 just got laid!
... she might have "bewitched" his senses, though ... they really have this kind of ability ...
"His compassion will be his undoing" -- Sheev Palpatine :D
That was awesome. What's good for Guiliman is good for everyone.
Still a better love story then Twilight
Wouter d.B. so true lol
Well, in a setting that everything is either lie or propaganda, i would say why not? :)
Hahaha
The Eldar murderfucking Slaanesh into existence is a better love story than Twilight!
The tp that I inspect when wiping after taking a poopie is a better love story than twilight
It's not heresy if It's wholesome.
I mean if Papa Smurf can do it why can"t LIIVI?
THE XENO DID NOT DIE BROTHER ITS HERESY
@@lemin_88 czcams.com/video/97CmxA1FA5s/video.html Sorry bro, Emperor approved, maybe the next heretic.
@@gametrooperjames8246 HERESY ARE YOU SAYING THE EMPEROR IS A HERETIC LOVER ILL GET MY MARK OF SLAANESH BEFORE THAT HAPPENS
The smurfs are xenos mutants and chaos worshipers and they need to be de-stroyed. Sound good!?
If Kitten can do a Tau, then this is alright in comparison.
Nurgle: Hey, dont knock it until you try it, my dear children.
Isha while cuddling up to Nurgle: You tell them babe.
Okay now THAT'S HERESY
"Drop her"
"No, I don't think I will"
Can you say that in the gungan’s voice? XD
@@ryandunham1047 "Drop her"
"No, mesa don't tink mesa will"
What Games Workshop does not provide to us. We will will provide for our-self, amazing work.
LoCaD And it will be cheaper too.
Kim Jong Boom And not take so goddamn long.
the Love and protection of the God emperor < Big Tiddy Eldar GF
And Papa Smurf aproves
Most of Eldars are flat-chest XD
"Wait, something's happening"
*BOING*
what about nice smile inquisitorial waifu
@@greensleeves5710 Amberley Vail
5:10 best scene.
Plot twist: he didn't kill her because he thought she was of high ranking so he instead opted to capture her and torture her for intel.
Torture with his other "gun".
@@shadowwolfie85 which is the spare bolter pistol he always keeps on him
Sometimes taking a life is more difficult when you can see an enemy's face and since The Eldar appear more human than other xenos life it would be understandable.
It's still fucking heresy
@@frenchsoldier8485 Some factions of the Eldar have cooperated with the IOM on multiple occasions. Particularly the Blood Raves have a strong connection with them as Gabriel Angelos worked with them to defeat Chaos on Tartarus and throw back the Tyranids or something. All this heresy nonsense (whether joking or meant serious) is also getting out of hand. Stop making the same old joke.
@@chrismath149 They also screw humanity over on a regular basis and don't forget before Slaanesh messed up there civilization they allowed some of there kind to hunt humanity like animals lol
You mean more...... *THICC* ??
@@frenchsoldier8485 une heresie est toujours une heresie.
Un bon xeno est un xeno avec un bolt dans la tête!
"Mon'keigh Lover!!!" -Macha
the hells a mon'keigh? Sounds like a word used to describe a neighborhood full of monkey and kangroo hybrids
It's the Eldar word for human, literally derived from monkey cause that's how stuffed up their asses space elves are
Carlos Ernesto Bustos Ortiz no, monkeigh is only for humans, and no their not genocidal maniacs never in the lore they did that except if it's only necessary they don't bother with others at all, they might even uplift other younger races and teach them so they can't get tainted by chaos..
*Inquisition sees this happening*
*E X T E R M I N A T U S !!!*
"It was heresy, but Emperor be praised it was some of the most badass shit I had ever seen brother."
While this is indeed extra-heretical, the animation is quite impressive, and definitely well worth the wait :) Keep up the good work, Cloud!
Is it heretical? Xeno has their own department of inquisitors. The heretical department does not deal with the zeno.
collaborating with xenos is heresy yes.
Guess there a few space marines chapters that are heretics.
doomblackdragon you mean the traitor legions like the alpha legion and the world eaters
No. I mean space marines Matt Ward writes about. Who bro fist necrons. Which is now cannon. :P
I thought the "Bloom" in the title was referring to the fact that Necrons started blooming from the ground cause I'm a fucking idiot apparently
Right on point brother.
Love can Bloom.
I thought "bloom" referred to the sound his bolter would make when he blew that Elders brains out.
I expected extensive patterns of bloodstains formed on the ground by imperial guardsmen
thats pretty goofey
> Eldar Farseers are incredibly powerful psychic beings gifted with amazing powers of premonition and destruction.
> Farseer hits metal men with her stick.
Seems legit...
Eldars after this situation: Okay, so just make our banshes fight without helmets and we will win.
To be fair, I do find this incredibly beautiful.
What makes the Imperium stand out it's not its power, its steel and its mercilessness... it's the fact that, at the end of the day, the soldiers of the Imperium are still humans. There are many other races that are stronger, crazier, more cruel and more powerful than the humans, but the latter still hold the ground and resist, all the while remaining human.
And sometimes, being human means feeling pity and being merciful. Sometimes, to BE human means doing the right thing, even if it's opposed to everyone else's expectation.
Sometimes, you just have to be BETTER than the things you fight against, if just to have something to distinguish you from them.
If she was instead a fat, ugly man would you still think it was the right thing to do?
@@ARescueToaster Fat people don't exist on 40k battlefields. Besides, a fat dude would have been slaughtered by the Necrons quicker than the guardsman could shoot.
@@ARescueToaster she's xenos no matter what she will die
@@tobiq-airsoft6583 Nurgle begs to differ.
@@asherandai1000 Why would anyone want to save a Nurgle servant,
This guard player has good rolls
COSMIC WHALE
Vindicare aren't part of the guard, they are assasins
@@the_dropbear4392 still had good rolls
@@sicarius6501 He hits them on 2+ and wounds on a 2+ ignoring invulns with -3 AP. He just cant roll 1s
COSMIC WHALE it’s time to bust out your codex
Still good rolls. It is surprisingly easy for a Vindicare to fail at killing a target. Whether it's failing to hit, failing to wound, failing to get through the opponent's regular armour, or just rolling piss poor on damage. There are lots of opportunities to roll a 1, and I've never once succeeded at killing anything with a vindicare, even 3 of them firing at the same target without moving.
eldar: *takes off helmet
imperial: "OH NO, THEY'RE HOT"
Remember, this is legal in the Emperor's eyes. NOT heresy
No it's not, the Emperor would sooner cast your soul into the void than let you mate with xeno's filth you dirty heretic. Just because his son like's eldar cheeks doesn't mean the Emperor approves it.
@@rileyboy10 Emperor specifically said to retain their humanity (emotions) and NOT worship him, for Gods were not real. But then he died and people twisted it to save face and have a rallying cry.
@@135Fenrir Exactly, and the point I was making above is that the Emperor, favouring humankind above all else, and wanting to purge the entire universe of non-human life forms, or at the very least have humans stand at the very top of them all, would hate to see his sons and humanity accepting xenos as potential allies. He wished for another golden era of mankind, to see them surpass all other races, this would make him vomit in disgust.
The moment when you find out GW actually kind of made Love can Bloom canon
@Reader Stuff nope but Relic decanonized the whole thing by killing Taldeer off.
@@lolifico_banzago f them, I want exodite season 2 with the return of Jagatai Khan
of course the elder start some trouble that us humans have to clean up... typical
Gerald Cruz Eldar: "Hey, our race are dying. Let's kill everyone in the galaxy! That would totally works!"
The eldar murder fucked a new chaos god into existence and everyone else is paying the price.
@@kainbeamsley187 oh wait. Who created the other three? :/
@@santiagomunoz6572 I'm not 100% sure I assume they were a team effort from multiple party's but I'm not sure.
@arnold jayeola there's an interesting point of view
I would watch.... So much of this... simply because it was amazingly well done.
This is Awesome!
I can't believe someone actually animated that fanfiction :D
Looks as if the fanfiction I wanted to see was getting ready to kick off just as the vid ended :-p Just imagine her using those witch-powers while being inside her,,,,,,,damn >:-O
Which fan fix? I must know?
AzurFenix It's called "Love can Bloom". It's about a Vindicare assassin falling in love with the Farseer Taldeer after the events of Dark Crusade. Pretty famous on the /tg/ board of 4chan, cause a local writefag (what they call anons who write fanfic and stuff) was the one who made it.
were can i find this fan fic?
Keenan Grauberger 1d4chan
Eldar: *Takes the helmet off*
Assassin: Oh no she's hot!
*Double taps*
Pictured her doing a shampoo commercial style hair shake thanks to you now. x'D
@@wolfy5103 Step on a Necron and he'll tell two friends. Then they'll tell two friends. And so on, and so on, and so on...
can't tell how many times I have watched this , but it stays awesome !!
Dude had a squidward “Oh no he’s hot” moment
When a fan animation is better than the only officially released GW Warhammer 40k movie
Rojan Jalili so true
Master RJ my thoughts exactly
When game cutscenes and fan vids are better than almost anything Hollywood has put out in the last twenty years
I don't know what surprises me more, that someone actually made an animated short out of love can bloom, or that Fantasy Flight Games made it kind of canon? The art and effort in this is appreciated, keep up the good work.
Paul Gola wait so love can bloom is basically a fanfic that ascended to godhood?
+Shadow Butcher it's absolute heresy. Surprisingly interesting and well written, but heresy nonetheless.
Wait how did it make canon?
Erebus Von Mori its mentioned as a easter egg in some of the games, most of which are canon. Including all easter eggs within them.
That's absolutely hilarious, I'll have to go reread my rulesbooks to find it.
Robute Gulliman: I understand.
Not entirely heresy, the Eldar has fought side by side with several loyalist chapter, such as Blood Ravens and Imperial Fists
not to mention yvraine & gulliman ...
I HAVE RETURNED, 326! TO FINALY PUT AN END TO YOUR- oh, wrong place.
Dude, you're a great animator but you need to get some better models. The old Dawn of War 1/2 stuff doesn't do your work justice.
If you ever gain enough support on Patreon to commission some custom Source models alongside some high quality original textures then do it. Your directing style is strong, the depth of field effects were used flawlessly, editing, sound design and voice acting was all of a high quality and although the walk cycles/Combat against the Necrons weren't the best you're still a hundred times better than most of the SFM community and you can very clearly see the models are what was holding your talent back.
Just get in contact with some 3D Modelists and texture artists who have experience with the source engine.
It will bump you up to the next level.
EDIT:
I just donated to your patreon, I know it's not a lot but In can spare the $4 you're asking for, and hopefully I can donate more as time passes. But in the meantime I hope this helps.
“Professionals have standards”
some unimportant Australian guy
Soldier: "OMG she a wohmen, I cant shoot!!"
Necrons: : _Simp detected, terminate simp!_
Love Can Bloom should have been made into a full series.
Next episode, Eldar Barefoot and Pregnant
@@darthkillhoon Not exactly why The Emperor approved, but I'm still happy with the result.
@@gametrooperjames8246 Well that assassin should of wore the Emperor's Protection
Snake, can love bloom even on the battlefield?
Imperial Eagle Not for you, dude.
Yeah. I do... I think at any time, and any place. People can fall in love with each other.
It's like one of my Japanese animes!
Long before the Imperium's history, it was love that kept soldiers alive on the battlefield. Imperial scholars have found records of tribal Bandofthebes that were sacred couplings of men who fought alongside one another to protect their lovers. Because who they were fighting for was in close proximity, their motivation to keep going was impossible to lose. So great was their ferocity that they even managed to defeat the mighty Spartans.
I keep coming back to this one. Thanks, CoJ, for kickstarting my animating passion.
2:42 Ive bee recently learning from the lore and if I rememeber correctly, the Imperial guard cant shoot her because it is said that her race has inmense psychick power capable of break minds and they even made an entity out of their power who they consider a god, their power is so great it might have persuaded the mind of the Imperial Guard so he couldnt shoot or move, it is also said that these alien women give in to violence and pleasures..
No, this is a copypasta from 4chan awhile ago when they made a story about a vindicare assasin sent to clean up the eldar leftovers from the conflict revolving around the planet kronus. He was sent specifically to kill a highly dangerous eldar witch who survived the conflict known as Farseer Taldeer.
@@newtonia-uo4889 so.. why couldnt he shoot her? was she using her mind powers over him?
@@localdude2979 Dunno, it was from a decade ago, I vaguely remember the reason as to why the vindicare didn't just shoot her directly is because she was an eldar farseer with the gift of foresight, so he had to be extremely sure that the farseer had her guard down before he took the killing shot.
So during that time, he stalked her, waiting for her to let her guard down and slowly but surely started forming an attachment to her. Its a stupid story but its funny because of how ridiculous yet wholesome it is.
I think i am torn apart from shouting “heresy” or “i ship them”
Please god-emperor help me
I have made my decision cuz i read the fanfic and i have seen the drawing of them as a couple
I ship them
Tyler Flynn Can I get some sauce for that fanfic?
Nate Sal sauce?
Tyler Flynn I’m asking for the name of the fic
/Nate Sal its love can bloom
A fine work you've made here sir. But by Emperor that man is a heretic.
Yes, in fact. He is. Heresy at it’s strongest.
No the emperor worked with the eldar once, so I think he actually would approve of this man's actions. (pls correct me if I'm wrong)
@@a-man9859 Given Imperial policy on xenos even back then, doubt.
They do sometimes team up with their enemies against greater threats, so...
@Mouro Khar Dont be an asshole, there are a fuckton of 40k novels and the emperor liking eldar is at least widely believed. I'm not saying they're right or wrong but at least be polite.
A heretical love story is precisely what 40k is missing.
Amazing I've never seen anything like this, thanks.