Professor Oak getting destroyed by Pokemon but it's perfectly cut: the fourth part
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- čas přidán 5. 10. 2023
- four fucking videos of oak getting assaulted by pokemon
10k likes for a part 5
i got some criticisms from some people that previous clips were cut too early so i tried to cut some of these a bit later
clips taken from:
/ @vpokemon
Oak survived a 10.000 degrees magma proximity and a freakin' black hole.
He's not a man, he is a celestial being.
Or he's just a Pokemon himself and has his own healing station.
If Oak got into a Death Battle, he’s be almost impossible to kill due to his resistance to Gardevoir’s black holes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Explains him knowing if you're on a bike indoors at anytime tbh
considering his omnipresence reminding the player to not dare to use a bike indoors…ye definitely
@@MarvinPowell1 how can you heal from a black hole ?
the audio may be in japanese but pain is a universal language
facts
We’ve all been through pain, but professor oak knows all the pain
Captions
Fax
Were these section ever got a dub? I think the only reason it's using the original audio track is because these were never dubbed but I could be wrong. It's been years since I don't watch the dubbed version considering how censored it can get.
Okay, but Oak was absolutely asking for it with that Kangaskhan one. "Lemmie grab this Pokemon's baby and shake it around. Surely nothing could go wrong."
He kept shaking it even after it started crying in distress. What did he expect?
I mean, picking up a baby Pokemon, right in front of its mother? What could possibly- *_K.O.!!!_*
technically he wasn't shaking it but the baby was in distress and he kept holding it
Just remember that punch only deals 1/4 of the mom's damage, if she landed the hit that is. So I'm sure she missed the punch on purpose
How is he a father and grandfather again
Finneon being half the size of a human already caught me off guard but Amaura freezing him in one frame absolutely DESTROYED me
Clearly an Alpha Finneon. Everyone knows Alpha pokemon follow one rule: It's on sight!
if its that big i dont even know how big is lumineon
@@rene9175
"When I see you, it's on sight! It is ON! SIGHT!
The part that got me was that it even got the Rotom too
some of these are Oak's fault, some of the pokemon just see him and decide it's on sight
I like how the Gardevoir one wasn’t done out of malice or anything, the Pokemon just did what Oak asked it to.
Same with pichu, oak was asking for it!!
Here's what I think: On several of them, he either got what he asked for or just was a little too reckless.
These are the ones I consider accidents:
Gardevoir: Oak got what he asked for.
Buizel: Oak got what he asked for.
Pichu: It lost control while laughing.
Macargo: It was Oak's own fault for getting too close.
Vulpix: Oak got what he asked for, but got too close.
These ones I say are debatably accidents:
Huntail: Could have hit Oak out of excitement.
Feraligatr: Possibly play biting.
Riolu was absolutely an accident too,
@@phantomy2034 Tyrunt was an accident as well -- it was play-biting but didn't know its strength
@@phantomy2034 Dusknoir was another example of Oak getting exactly what he asked for. You wanna see the other side, and your local psychopomp delivers with no questions.
I'm no longer positive Oak is a legitimate Professor. Some of these looked entirely avoidable, lol.
Lanturn just straight up moved away, I’d stop while I was ahead of I was Oak, but nooo. He just had to press the issue.
@@smileyface81mc77what was the psyduck one too lol
@genericasianperson6405 I think it was rangers refrence????
mans thought only 150 species of pokemon existed in the whole world
nah, homie just your typical zoologist
I love the fact Pancham was just mad he stopped petting it.
And Cyndaquil just randomly caught fire while enjoying the rub.
Looks like it sneezes
Pancham was embarrassed that he made him look like a baby lol
@@GenocideHeart Their backs erupt when too much friction occurs
I love how Gliscore, a dangerous Pokémon that can easily catch prey without even being heard, is the good ending.
Gliscore: porygon z will get him xd
Im guessing it was Ash's and thats why it was so well-behaved
I was fully expecting Toxicroak's Poison Jabs to go straight through the pads. Also, he's luckily Houndoom didn't let him verify the truth of its Pokedex entries
But macargo definitely killed him...
@@juanmanuelarcoscobos4715gardevoir literally sucks him into a black hole
I was just about to say that. That Houndoom's burns are supposedly permanent and the pain never goes away. However, I think Professor Oak wrote all the Pokedex entries in the games (or at the very least, programmed a very poor AI to write them once a Pokemon is caught) which is why most of them are tall tales, myths, and straight-up lies like Kadabra being a boy who transformed. In the anime, Professor Westwood created the Pokedex though.
@@MarvinPowell1 So hypno didn't kidnap kids? ;)
straight up impaled through the chest tho...bro is immortal or living on some cartoon logic
Manectric let his intrusive thoughts win, he looked at oak for a god second before actually shocking him, he debated the consequences
That was completely premeditated.
If memory serves, Manectric is noted for being one of the more ill-tempered Pokemon so that's absolutely par for the course for it...
Manectric is a menace@@GenocideHeart
@@PliskinYT Menacetric
If you notice, he actually looks back at the Rotom for a moment before zapping Oak. As if to say "Hey...watch this."
I love how in all of these, he gets absolutely destroyed by the pokemon, but vulpix just gives him a little bitch slap
proof that vulpix is peak
Somehow the Vulpix one feels MORE brutal, like 'You're not even worth roasting with fire'
Nah, Houndoom was the one who gave him a bitch slap. 😆
@@phantomy2034that was more like a pet like when you pet a dog but this time the dog pets you
@@hondansxr1454s l a p e
Shoutouts to Unsho Ishizuka, he was hilarious as Oak. He also voiced the narrator so he was in every single episode before passing away during the Sun & Moon series.
Old recordings for his trademark "world of Pokémon" narration were used for the final anime special (Distant Blue Sky) as an homage.
He was also Joseph Joestar in Part 3 and Part 4.
And Borasalino/Kizaru in one piece!
And Heihachi Mishima from Tekken
And Goku from Dragonball 😂
@@gerardoizarraras3973 Nah, it's was Mr. Satan.
1:48 knowing Houndoom he got off really easy
Beat me to the punch with that comment
According to his pokedex entry if anyone gets burned by him, the burning sensation never goes
Oak's neck was at the perfect biting distance
@@dylanzlol7293 and oak himself was in perfect burning range
Houndoom is just always an amgry fiery devil dog 😂
0:22 not him trying to touch lanturn even after the pokemon showed him it didn't want to be touched 💀 this is why he deserves those attacks lol
Its not like its a monster or anything 😂
@@abelcontreras406yeah he's just annoying asf 😭
1:34 Okay, oak, that was just rude. You definitely deserved that one
failed pokemon ranger
Just like a old man using TicTok.
Used the Wrong item
Clearly a misfire! It was supposed to go around or behind Psyduck, not at it!
Needless to say, you reap what you sow, Professor.
This man is a scientist dedicated to studying pokemon and he can't go five seconds without getting injured by one 💀
that's what a scientist does. fuck around and find out.
These segments make him look like Pokémon's version of Steve Irwin.
That's how you learn
1:28 yeah oak is dead
aint no way in hell he survived that stab 😅
The Vulpix slap was so subtle I had to comment 🤣🤣
Indeed
Yes!
0:39 even when he's actually making the pokemon happy he still gets attacked- i don't even think it's just the pokemon who hate him at this point, the universe just hates this man.
He knew that Pichu can’t control their electrical powers so that was on him
Laugh all you want, but Houndoom was clearly holding back. He wanted Oak to know that he was overstepping his boundaries without causing any permanent harm.
Not a good dog, but a respectable one.
Lots of people have commented on that, and you're absolutely right. Houndoom could've brought eternal pain to Oak, but chose not to.
thats fair, Houndoom despite its nasty temperment had some self control 😂
It's funny because it's a cartoon. But if Oak wasn't indestructible, this would be a horror film.
Dusknoir literally took his soul
This is just the anime adaptation of Florida Man
Humans in Pokémon are just an entire type of Pokémon. That’s why they are so resilient.
@@Justin-ui5ti They HAVE to be resilient otherwise they'll easily die, or suffer fatal injuries from Mon's attacks.
Cartoon? It's an anime.
Bro must have sold his soul for his insurance 💀
I mean Dusknoir just casually took it
@@XtreemAlan Little does that poor Dusknoir know is that he must now pay Professor Oak's insurance to Giratina
"Gardevoir will expend all of it's psychic energy to create a small black hole to defend it's master."
If Oak didn't have plot armor thicker than the size of a planet this man would be *dead*
2:03 That CRUNCH, tho! 😂
Oak Is an Apple confirmed
Best part is Feraligatr wasn't attacking, it was just play-biting and looked happy. He just plum forgot he isn't a Totodile anymore.
It was super effective!!!
That was the part I laughed at the hardest. Mans arm sounded like a honeycrisp apple 😂
Toxicroak just shanked oak?!
R.I.P. Oak
The vulpix tail slapped seemed personal. 0:52
The slap was cute
0:30 i love how despite dodging kangaskhan’s haymaker, her kid is the one to uppercut the everloving hell out of him LOL
Oh man!! I kept replaying this part, because I was so confused about what hit him. I kept focusing on the mother and was like, "Does she stomp his foot??"
Then I read your comment, watched that part again, and the uppercut just sent me, LOL!
It’s a really nice nod since Mega Kangaskhan attacks Twice
No the baby just did a shoryuken right there
1:40 professor oak should be boiling alive right now
0:20 The ending of Interstellar summarized
How did bro survive getting sucked into a black hole 💀
Same way he survived getting his soul yoinked
Exactly.
TLDR: black holes are kinda like scorpions so it's extra funny that he survived such a small black hole
what's really especially funny about that one as someone who knows a bit more than average about black holes, is that hte smaller ones are deadlier: the process of "spaghettification" depends on how steep the gravity well around the hole is. Smaller ones make steeper holes as the strength of gravitational pull is directly related to the distance form the source. So a smaller black hole is gonna turn you into spaghetti basically the second you walk into the room, while a supermassive black hole can be orbited freely just outside the event horizon for basically as long as you want to and you'll be fine if you have enough force or energy ready to get yourself away
*I'm convinced he's not an actual human being*
If we take Ash as another example of super human durability
Humans are probably just pokemon with a pretty bulky stat distribution
It's probably also not an ACTUAL black hole, just a magical attack that acts very similarly
I love how he’s being murdered by everyone and then there’s Vulpix who just hits him on accident
Actually, Pichu's was an accident as well, it was clearly laughing before it zapped him.
@@phantomy2034 Pichu can't control its electrical discharges so if it gets riled up it'll shock everyone and everything around it and potentially even hurt itself in the process. Doesn't matter if that means anger, fear, or even joy.
@@kylepessell1350 That was my point, it was an accident.
I was pointing out the laughter before the zapping because the professor's plan to get Pichu to laugh worked, it just ended up zapping him _uncontrollably_ in the process.
@@phantomy2034Cyndaquil was just happy being pet and i think Huntail was an accident too
And i think Feraligatr was just being playful
Nah definitely Vulpix did that on purpose
1:28 Out of all of these, it looks like toxicroak definitely killed him.
Straight up shanked him through the heart.
The Pichu part had me weezing😭😭
Is that a pokemon reference
It surely got me koffing
THIS GUY GOT BLACK HOLED AND SURVIVED?
Script power
Hes the strongest man alive
i didn't look like he was hurt it looked like fun to him
He is the Kenny McCormick of this franchise
You could say he's...O(a)k
2:03 He forgot what happened with totodile lol
Even with the same crunch sound effects, lol
2:09 helicopter helicopter
These videos are oddly addictive to watch
Something I learned from this videos is that Pokemons are not animals, they understand human language, have complex personalities and widely express them like people, they are in the same level of intelligent fauna as Minotaurs, Cyclops and Centaurs, basically primitive people but not animals, above the more animal fauna like Chimeras, Hydras and Manticores and below intelligent species like Humans, Elfs and Orcs... more ironic than just destroying furries, is learning from Oak, it's been 20 years since Pokemon Yellow.
I like fantasy creatures, too. What's your favorite?
@@amazingfireboy1848Can't be singular, there's too many.
That implies they can consent...
@@marcoasturias8520Long ago...
@@marcoasturias8520 NOOO DONT GIVE THEM AMMUNITION
1:03 there was no need for Manectric to shock him like that considering he did nothing wrong lol.
Rotom did zap Manectric first, so you know they made an arrangement ahead of time.
Also Amaura
@@Pgpxdthat’s by accident
@@VengeanceInTheNightno it turned its head at the end
0:59 No means no Oak, how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!
As many times as it takes till he gets the message, which is probably never
Rotom: MAKE HIM DO IT
"I like the young people"
What was he even trying to do here lmao
I do not wanna imagine the bite force on Feraligatr's jaws, say goodbye to your arm oak 💀
Prof Oak: So here's what we call a vulpi-
Vulpix: *Slap*
2:03 is that the bite of 87
I was asking “WHY DID YOU STOP PETTING THE PANCHAM” when it got mad at Oak for suddenly stopping
"I didn't say stop" (okay that sounds sus)
Did you know: There is as many Professor Oak as there is Officer Jenny. It's a little known as it is rare to see more than one at a time since they all keep dying from doing stupid crap like harassing a Tropius or a Feraligatr
I was gonna make a joke about him being immortal- this is better.
I love how in the Gardevoir one he doesn't actually look upset about it
1:25 Oh my gosh... They murdered Oak, there's no going back from that, or saying "oh he's really durable due to cartoon logic" no that man is dead, if not from being pierced through the heart then the poison will certainly get him.
Nah, he always carries a lum berry in his pocket
That was a stomach stab.
It makes even funnier when you remember pokemon are fully sapient and as intelligent as humans. The video is framed like Oak is showing off an animal when it's really like him doing a video with another person.
0:56 There is no way Finneon is that big
So happy to see Cyndaquil. It’s as cute as it is dangerous.
1:53 😂😂 XD
Bro literally never wears protective gear and always messes with the most dangerous ones, he has no one to blame but himself. Houndoom literally could’ve given him eternal pain and he’s just like “who’s a good pupper.”
I feel like the Gliscpr was Ash's, only his Gliscor would be sp friendly
Oak's Pokemon Ranger Uniform and styler implies that he was a Top Ranger
Houndoom smacking Oak in the face with its paw is just a normal dog thing. Houndoom could have maimed Oak for life with hellfire but chose not to.
The man survived a black hole and a slug whose body temp reaches 18,000 degrees Fahrenheit and still continues. What a legend 😂😂
Magcargo's CORE tempurature is 18k F but that doesn't mean it radiates that temperature. People like to falsely go "that's hotter than the surface of the sun!" to which I would point out: You know what else is hotter than the surface of the sun? -your dad- the entire rest of the sun. Not too far below the surface is already much hotter than Magcargo's core temp. Since Pokémon are basically magic it's not a stretch to assume his shell is really well-insulated.
He was asking for it with the Psyduck 1:34
Shouldn't the Psyduck explode with Psychic energy
Pancham pouting about Oak stopping the petting, is a pretty cute change in the cycle
Imagine shooting a Pokémon -that’s prone to headaches- in the head and expecting it to go well
2:01 Glad to see the evolutionary line remains consistent from first to last stage
0:14 Tropius: So you have choosen death.
1:04 rotom praying on oaks downfall
1:08 -
Au-AURORA BOREALIS !?
At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the Kanto region, localized entirely within your laboratory!?
@@hondansxr1454 ....YES!
@@jinhunterslay1638 ...
..may I see it?
@@hondansxr1454 .......No.
''steamed hams,mhmmm!''
RIP Unshou Ishizuka, he had such an iconic voice and did an amazing job with Prof. Oak. 😔
You know it's bad when even a Finneon is knocking you out.
Oak is SO lucky that Houndoom didn’t burn him!
The physical burn was the least worrying thing, is the mental burn that hurts. instead of giving the hand, houndoom forced Oak to get below Houndoom's level
2:04 that crunch tho 💀
The Riolu one is the only one who looks like a genuine accident.
Pichu too, it just got too excited laughing at his faces!
Cyndaquil may have sneezed, too
So many pokemon warn him before attacking and he keeps going every single time!
Meanwhile Pichu: 0:37
If we get 6 parts of this, someone should totally make a pokemon team made only of the Good ending pokemon.
The true Oak team
OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT
@@hondansxr1454you'd need to make four more of these to make a team possible though, so it'd be... eight parts at the end of the series *at least* and I don't even know how many 'good endings' there are in the anime. There might not even be enough for a full team!
I hope the final one has the only dubbed version.
That Houndoom one could've been a LOT worse for him 💀
0:20 the fact that doctor oak survived a black hole makes him solo most of fiction off the bat
0:46 Oak got read like a book
1:15 * Ground Shaking *
Rotom : bye Felicia
*notice how the pancham only got angry when Professor Oak STOPPED petting it.*
I had to include pancham for that very reason
@@hondansxr1454 that's a spoiled pancham. lol
0:41 the Riolu one killed me fr
my man had to trick him too 😂
Wrong place, wrong time, Professor!
Quick! Comment something before CZcams makes this a "kids only" video!
MEOW!
The Kangaskhan one is top tier, change my mind
He fucking juked him to give his daughter an opening for the uppercut. 10/10
She* @@daleharden1749
Gliscor once again showing he's a good boi
I like how Feraligatr never outgrew its love for biting things.
I don't know why but Oak getting slapped by a Vulpix is somehow the funniest thing in the world.
I don't know about you guys, but when the Pokedex said Gardevoir could make "small black holes," I always imagined like a micro black hole that you could barely see, since even small black holes could still be devastating. I didn't expect it to be LARGER THAN THE GARDEVOIR ITSELF
Same!
I thought the black holes Gardevoir generated were the size of a human hand
1:10 Bro Oak got hit with that *Hot Drink has worn off*
It was strong enough to freeze rotom too
Gliscor being a cinnamon roll confirmed once again
This man put all his stats into defense and special defense
2:03 Feralagatr is keeping that hand.
0:27 ¡¡QUITAS TUS SUCIAS MANOS DE MI PEQUEÑO!!
Esa parte fue la que mas me encantó 😂
@@elChefsito735 es muy adorable
@@lunaticafuntimefoxy re cierto
I love how Riolu just does a backflip before landing on Oak's head
1:10 at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in oak's lab
In that Gardevoir's defense, he literally asked it to demonstrate a black hole.
0:16 "NO?!?"
Toxicroak applying STAB damage like: 1:26
0:50 The freaking Vulpix. That smack was so disrespectful
I love how it's either fully intentional. Or just the pokemon doing what oak asked. Or just oak not paying attention
So we gonna ignore this man survived A BLACK HOLE
Bad touch professor strikes again! Not knowing when to take no for an answer, taking it too far or out right grab you unsolicited is why just because you're a professor doesn't mean you're immune to an ass kicking.
He stood next to a pokemon hotter than the sun
0:53 That felt personal xD
2:15 moral of the story, all cute inoccent living pokemon are all monster and cruel thing. Except the ones noboby want to speak because they look like halloween monster.
0:32 that kick was personal