The fifth amendment just means you can refuse to answer any question it doesn’t mean you don’t consent (don’t get me wrong I know it also doesn’t mean you do)
If you're ever alone in the forest and feel Observed by wild animals, never climb up a tree as the animal will close on you and wait for you to climb down and hunt you.
doesnt it take like 3-4 hours before the symptoms start for suffocation actually start. your enemy has to press the pillow for like 5 hours orso constantly to kill, i think
Worked as a linesman for 10 years. The crashed power pole thing is 100% true. If you are able, keep you feet together and do small hops like a kangaroo for more safety. Above all: DO NOT FALL OVER AND TOUCH AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE AT ALL TIMES.
staying grounded you will still get badly electrocuted, but it'll more just feel like an intense vibration, if the ground is broken you will die. which is why it's important to stay calm and not run if you feel a jolt, it will feel very bizarre but not necessarily painful. a lot of people might try to run from this feeling and doing so will complete the circuit and likely stop your heart
When the was little my fingers could reach around and grab the metal tines of something being plugged into an outlet and it would pass electricity through my fingers. Now when I’m older I’m surprised that I’m not dead
i once touched the metal prongs of a plug before i had fully unplugged it, got this cold vibration and couldn’t feel my fingers. luckily i was still pulling out the plug and i cut off the electricity before i got a real shock or blew the fuse.
In case anyone is wondering, you should almost always throw up if you feel like you’re supposed to, throwing up is natural, and one of your body’s best defenses against poisen/contaminants
i don’t have gag reflex. i don’t gag at all unless i’m doing it on purpose and when i throw up i don’t gag, i just have a certain weird feeling in my stomach then i throw up
Fun fact from someone who has been attacked by wolves: some wolves will attack anyway. Tbf to them the pack had cubs and I accidentally wandered between their cubs and them. They actually let me go once they realized I was trying to just GTFO.
Only do the humming one if you’re vomiting excessively. The act of vomiting is actually your body’s way of expelling something it deems unsafe and, although extremely painful in the moment, you’ll usually feel better after getting sick. However, if you’re just dry heaving over and over use the humming. edit: i say this as someone who legit the day before viewing this video threw up after almost 20 minutes of being extremely nauseous and felt SO much better
I agree, I had a bad stomach and by god was it ever painful but boy did I ever feel better by the end of it! However I wish I new this for when I had trouble stopping my self from dry heaving.
@@Oxavian never experienced either but i’m pretty sure it should although, from a biological viewpoint, being drunk or high does alter your body’s reaction time and cognition so i’m unsure if it would alter your gag reflex. do a quick google search but my guess is it either still works or is less affective.
Yeah agreed. I keep getting sick to the point of vomiting and the bliss afterwards, ignoring the sore throat and stomach, is much nicer than the nausea I would stay up until I threw up and then try to pass out immediately so that I'd be able to get to sleep when I was that sick For one time in it I just kept gagging until it left only BC I was feeling that sick and it was just deciding to nope
the snow will ALSO burn your lips, I remember Bear Grylls was doing stuff in the mountains and basically said this "resist the urge to eat the snow, just grab some in your canteen, place it under your coat if you can to heat it up and in a while you'll have drinking water"
I've always been told eating snow like that causes sores. Always melt it if you eat a lot in a survival situation. Outside of that, you can eat a little snow. It's fine. Just don't eat the yellow snow.
If someone is trying to suffocate you and you can’t stop it stop struggling after some time, most people don’t know how long it takes to suffocate someone
@@Daniel_3322 You know that someone doesn't need to count each individual second to accurately know how much time has passed right? Besides, it's common knowledge that 5 minutes is he standard time it can take to suffocate.
@@kai9881 pretty sure it isn't and I'm also pretty sure that most people would just say "okay yeah that's like the maximum amount it can take" Because most people that would decide to kill you, probably don't have enough patience to press a pillow against someones head for 5 minutes.
“Just rotate your head to the side and breath.” Bro, if I’m in a situation where I can’t get the pillow off of my face on my own, chances are when they realize I’m not dead, they’ll snap my neck or kill me via other means
Just pretend like you're dead and don't breathe, if they're slightly dumb they'll leave you be but if they're smart they'll try to make sure you're dead. Unless you're extremely swift and fast enough to get away before they do that, you're pretty much dead
That's why the element of surprise is a thing. If you stop moving after a while of fake panicking they will think you are dead. Most people who decide to kill you through suffocation pretty much makes clear that it's most likely their first time trying to kill someone and they didn't think too deep about it otherwise they would come with a weapon. If they try to suffocate you it's most likely a heat of the moment reaction and most likely it's either personal reasons or simply a inexperienced thief. Pretend to be dead, regardless of them being a "professional" killer/murderer or not they will automatically assume you are dead. If they check for any sign you just jump at them since either way alive or dead they expect you to be unconscious. It is dangerous and risky but faking to be dead and wait for them to check might be even more risky.
@@entr3_nou5 Attention. I dont accuse you of lying, its just that such things are often made up to gain clout. I didnt want to insult you in the slightest.
@@Helena-me6mp But, he was informing you and us on how the strangler can tell that you’re turning your head, and how they would adjust accordingly? That’s not begging for attention, that’s informal and could prove useful to you one day.
@Justin_g618 if I'm gonna die, I'm kicking wolves in the face, and seeing if I could actually do a cool kick to the wolves face. I'm gonna see what my kill count would be
As someone who lives in the Caribbean, "Do not drink the milk of brown coconuts" is actually wrong, you mean dont drink the water of the old coconuts. The Coconut Milk is made from the hardened white flesh/jelly inside that we grate and put into water. When boiled down, you get coconut cream, when you boil it even further down, you get coconut oil and fried coconut curds from the cream( we call this kaka here). Also, the bready growth that is in the middle of a growing coconut is also edible as long as it doesnt smell spoilt. Do with that information what you will 🥰
@@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659 I know right?😂 i had to stop and process what the heck i really heard. i gotta wonder if some people just hear a random fact and run with it without actually researching to confirm it
@@lisha3595 Reminds of how many people think green, yellow and red bell peppers come from different plants when in reality those are just the stages of bell pepper ripeness :D
survival tips: if you ever get lost in the woods with only the clothes on your back, look for a stream immediately. do not eat any berries or fungus if you are not a foraging professional. if you find a stream you can eat the fish, as all freshwater fish are safe to eat. if you need veggie food, i recommend the roots of dandelion flowers as they are the best tasting part of the plant (you can eat every part of it but once the flower blooms the leaves start to taste bitter) if you need to butcher an animal look for flint, it’s a rock that will look waxy on the inside and chalky on the outside. it creates a razor sharp edge when a flake is taken off, and can be easily used to butcher animals or carve wood. if you are sure no one will be able to find you within 3 hours, construct a small shelter out of sturdy dead wood. Large Y shaped branches are the best for this as they can easily be staked into the ground. make a small tent shaped structure that you can fit under, and maybe a fire pit if you have the time for it. the best way to keep rain off you is bark, so take the flint shards from earlier and cut sheets of tree bark and place it over the tent. if it’s hard to stay stable, you can tie it on using cordage. the best cordage substitute you have all year round is the thin roots of pine trees. just take a stick and pull some up and strip the bark off. these are also great for weaving as when they dry they get hard, and can be resoaked to make pliable again. you now need a fire. the easiest way to make fire is a bow drill, look it up so that you know how it works. apply medium pressure and speed at first until you get smoke and a lot of brown dry dust, then apply a lot of pressure and speed to ignite the dust. you then have a small ember you can blow into flames in a tinder pile. now to boil water, you need a container. the easiest one to make is a bark bowl. these have various designs but it’s basically just folding bark. the inside is your bowl. this will store water, and to boil it you heat up rocks in your fire and then move them with a stick into the bowl, causing the water to boil. this is everything you need for basic survival
Drinking water from snow is still a bad idea. The water snow is made of contains almost no minerals, that makes it that the water almost immediatly goes into your cells (and can also make those cells explode) and doesn't hydrate the bloodstream
well, if the victim is physically weaker than the suffocated and the pillow is thick and hard to breathe through, it’s pretty easy. it was probably a convincing way to make it look like an old person died in their sleep before autopsies could prove asphyxiation.
When wolves confront you (from what this video taught me) you walk towards them with that "you fucked up look" in cartoon/show/games where the person walks slowly and furiously.
When you're panicking, you can't really think about anything. Had experienced being suffocated with a pillow by my uncle when I was 9 and all I could do was struggle. I was trying to recreate what happened back then and only then find out I could breathe if I turn my head.
Pro tip, the only pillows that can actually suffocate you are really dense memory foam, and the silicone ones. They may restrict your breathing, but remain calm and you won't even have to worry about passing out.
another wolf survival tip!: if you come across a pack by yourself, make eye contact with the wolf, put your arms to your side, and bow. this is how you let it know you not a threat. edit: GUYS I SEARCHED THIS ON GOOGLE. IT MIGHT NOT BE TRUE.
Wolves wont often attack humans, so you should be fine in a wolf situation. Most tend to stay away. If you have any sort of gun though, fire off a warning shot if you think SHTF, guns scare off most things that can hear it
If you are ever alone in the middle of the forest and you dont know where you are, stay calm, make as much noise as posseble so you scare any wild animals away and try to guide your way out of the forest by following the sun.
@@sheldonleecooper263 most animals don't mess with humans because we're bipedal, which in the animal world means "I'm standing tall because I'm strong and not scared" That's why bears stand on their hind legs to fight and horses stand when they meet a predator. Tl:Dr Bipedal=scary
@@bluhplays3066 that's quite interesting, didn't look at it that way. I always thought that in such situation I should remain quiet, become another animal lurking if you will...idk😂
“If somebody tries to kill you repeat after me, I invoke the fifth. They legally cannot harm you without consent.”
Lmao tell that to my parents
Wow. That's impressive sarcasm
The fifth amendment just means you can refuse to answer any question it doesn’t mean you don’t consent (don’t get me wrong I know it also doesn’t mean you do)
@@nickbenjamin12 woooooshh
is that from that 1 law dude that always tells you to invoke the fifth
just eat the pillow
facts
And then eat the person. No one gets in trouble!
@@bilowasnotavailable and then way the bed
AHHHH ILY DAM
Get off yt
"how many stock images do you want in this CZcams short?"
"yes."
@ShadowX That's what subtitles are for
@Firebreather217 its to keep the audiences attention, so they dont get bored
That is a issue because?
“Don’t eat a lot of snow it can cause hypothermia” me drinking a slushy 🗿
That's not the same thing lol
@@Lazygamer-dn5iz they’re both the same temperature
@@godzillagamer7512 That’s not the same thing lol
@@meow2841 they're both the same temperature
@@godzillagamer7512 that's not the same thing lol
"it's almost impossible to gag while humming"
You have my attention.
I've tried it. It doesn't really work that well.
OH MY GOD
Oh? I'll be sure to keep that in mind.
@@frosted_glaceon5513 prove it 😈
@@Faolan_Grey I love spicy food, but sometimes it's too much for me and I end up suffering and throwing up. I hummed. Didn't do squat.
If you're ever alone in the forest and feel Observed by wild animals, never climb up a tree as the animal will close on you and wait for you to climb down and hunt you.
What if you jump on the animal and kill it from above?
@@TheImmortalMushroom oh damn.
@@TheImmortalMushroom As long as you're trying to save a princess and have a few mushrooms in your pocket it dhould work
@@TheImmortalMushroom Average American.
Or if you are ever suddenly alone in a forest or it's suddenly quiet that's usually a sign that there's a predator in the area.
The pillow is literally the most impractical way to suffocate someone, yet it works so well in crime moves 💀
doesnt it take like 3-4 hours before the symptoms start for suffocation actually start. your enemy has to press the pillow for like 5 hours orso constantly to kill, i think
@@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega lmao
@@ElysiaWhitemoonOmegathats not how it works. Suffocation can knock you out after a few minutes. Maybe less.
@@alex2005z it can knock you put faster, but to kill it takes longer.
@@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega if you’re knocked out, they have all the Time in the world to suffocate you
Worked as a linesman for 10 years. The crashed power pole thing is 100% true. If you are able, keep you feet together and do small hops like a kangaroo for more safety. Above all: DO NOT FALL OVER AND TOUCH AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE AT ALL TIMES.
personally i just wouldnt get electrocuted
Yeah tbh skill issue for anyone that does
“How did you survive” “officer, its really simple, im just built different”
Fr fr. Why didn't anyone think about this before
💀
Hmm. How did we not think of this before
staying grounded you will still get badly electrocuted, but it'll more just feel like an intense vibration, if the ground is broken you will die. which is why it's important to stay calm and not run if you feel a jolt, it will feel very bizarre but not necessarily painful. a lot of people might try to run from this feeling and doing so will complete the circuit and likely stop your heart
Happened to me before, I accidentally touched both ends of a live plug. I just shook.
So that's what happened when I touched that lamp a few years back
Oh, I could have died that one time?...
happy thoughts...
Edit: but good to know in the future
When the was little my fingers could reach around and grab the metal tines of something being plugged into an outlet and it would pass electricity through my fingers. Now when I’m older I’m surprised that I’m not dead
i once touched the metal prongs of a plug before i had fully unplugged it, got this cold vibration and couldn’t feel my fingers. luckily i was still pulling out the plug and i cut off the electricity before i got a real shock or blew the fuse.
In case anyone is wondering, you should almost always throw up if you feel like you’re supposed to, throwing up is natural, and one of your body’s best defenses against poisen/contaminants
I have emetophobia tho I'm too scared to throw up
i don’t have gag reflex. i don’t gag at all unless i’m doing it on purpose and when i throw up i don’t gag, i just have a certain weird feeling in my stomach then i throw up
Fun fact from someone who has been attacked by wolves: some wolves will attack anyway. Tbf to them the pack had cubs and I accidentally wandered between their cubs and them. They actually let me go once they realized I was trying to just GTFO.
Only do the humming one if you’re vomiting excessively. The act of vomiting is actually your body’s way of expelling something it deems unsafe and, although extremely painful in the moment, you’ll usually feel better after getting sick. However, if you’re just dry heaving over and over use the humming.
edit: i say this as someone who legit the day before viewing this video threw up after almost 20 minutes of being extremely nauseous and felt SO much better
I agree, I had a bad stomach and by god was it ever painful but boy did I ever feel better by the end of it! However I wish I new this for when I had trouble stopping my self from dry heaving.
does it work when you're high or drunk?
I did it on a boat when I was feeling sick although it was probably the fresh air that stopped me from throwing up because the inside stank of diesel
@@Oxavian never experienced either but i’m pretty sure it should although, from a biological viewpoint, being drunk or high does alter your body’s reaction time and cognition so i’m unsure if it would alter your gag reflex. do a quick google search but my guess is it either still works or is less affective.
Yeah agreed. I keep getting sick to the point of vomiting and the bliss afterwards, ignoring the sore throat and stomach, is much nicer than the nausea
I would stay up until I threw up and then try to pass out immediately so that I'd be able to get to sleep when I was that sick
For one time in it I just kept gagging until it left only BC I was feeling that sick and it was just deciding to nope
Thank you for the tips bro, i will remember when I go on for my next victim!
Yeah bro and as a fellow serial killer here's another tip!
Leave nothing behind!
💀
💀💀💀💀
Remember to go to red room and do live streaming before the victim dies u will earn a lot of money
-----------Hitler
ほ…近づいてる?
People with siblings already know about the first tip.😅
the snow will ALSO burn your lips, I remember Bear Grylls was doing stuff in the mountains and basically said this
"resist the urge to eat the snow, just grab some in your canteen, place it under your coat if you can to heat it up and in a while you'll have drinking water"
Why is nobody talking about how matpat is about to attack us with a crowbar 💀
thank you
Oh my God I just realized that XD
god i was looking for this comment
That wolf tip also works in Breath Of The Wild. If you just keep walking towards the wolf, it won't attack.
Is this fact (in game) legit? I’ve played for like 3 years and didn’t know this.
its true
really!?
wow-
Wolf? do you mean the lynels? bc they won't attack you unless you draw a weapon, so you can just walk towards them until you get too close
@@prempatel6067 first off, there are wolves in botw. 2nd lines don't attack you if you have majoras mask or a lynel mask
I needed that pillow advice once. At least now I know if it ever comes up again.
I've always been told eating snow like that causes sores. Always melt it if you eat a lot in a survival situation. Outside of that, you can eat a little snow. It's fine. Just don't eat the yellow snow.
"once the snow is thick enough, we can eat it"
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“If someone is trying to suffocate you with a pillow. Just don’t suffocate. Simple as that.”
Big brain
*but you didn't have to cut me off*
no seriously it’s common sense
until they push hard enough to break your neck
I felt like I was gonna throw up until I started humming
If you feel like you have to throw up and it’s a school night make sure you throw up, many say this causes happiness
If someone is trying to suffocate you and you can’t stop it stop struggling after some time, most people don’t know how long it takes to suffocate someone
That's more smart than the advice they gave us bro 💀
Wrong, because humans can measure time, and it's easy to tell if someone is dead or faking. Especially if you randomly stop moving
@@kai9881 you know that counting seconds does not tell you how long it takes to suffocate a human right?
@@Daniel_3322 You know that someone doesn't need to count each individual second to accurately know how much time has passed right? Besides, it's common knowledge that 5 minutes is he standard time it can take to suffocate.
@@kai9881 pretty sure it isn't and I'm also pretty sure that most people would just say "okay yeah that's like the maximum amount it can take" Because most people that would decide to kill you, probably don't have enough patience to press a pillow against someones head for 5 minutes.
I can’t get over that first image, it looks like Matpat is about to shank me with a crowbar lmaooo
but thats just a theory
@@xX__Rat69__Xx A Film/Game/Food Theory!
@@antifurry5102 /fashion theory
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Came here to say that
“It’s almost impossible to gag while humming.”
Who else started humming for no reason?
*If you're ever being suffocated, just breathe air*
That's true if you hum when you feel like you're going to throw up you won't throw up... you'll throw up out of your nose.
If you have to throw up, you better throw up. If your body don’t want it In you, it doesn’t have any business being inside of you.
i was in fact the low chance of throwing up when humming-
Fun fact:- if this situation actually happens to me, I forgot all these tips because of panic 😂
“Just rotate your head to the side and breath.”
Bro, if I’m in a situation where I can’t get the pillow off of my face on my own, chances are when they realize I’m not dead, they’ll snap my neck or kill me via other means
I think you're supposed to slow your breathing and play dead.
I guess just act like you're dead and strike on the right time?
Just pretend like you're dead and don't breathe, if they're slightly dumb they'll leave you be but if they're smart they'll try to make sure you're dead. Unless you're extremely swift and fast enough to get away before they do that, you're pretty much dead
That's why the element of surprise is a thing.
If you stop moving after a while of fake panicking they will think you are dead.
Most people who decide to kill you through suffocation pretty much makes clear that it's most likely their first time trying to kill someone and they didn't think too deep about it otherwise they would come with a weapon.
If they try to suffocate you it's most likely a heat of the moment reaction and most likely it's either personal reasons or simply a inexperienced thief.
Pretend to be dead, regardless of them being a "professional" killer/murderer or not they will automatically assume you are dead.
If they check for any sign you just jump at them since either way alive or dead they expect you to be unconscious.
It is dangerous and risky but faking to be dead and wait for them to check might be even more risky.
@@idontknow-48 wait a minute that’s strangely specific🤣
Been in the pillow situation. They can tell when you're turning your head and they'll just block that too.
Bro are you okay
@@joshuawhiting2327 its difficult to know if they are telling the truth ngl
@@Helena-me6mp why would I lie about being almost smothered to death? What do I gain from that?
@@entr3_nou5 Attention. I dont accuse you of lying, its just that such things are often made up to gain clout. I didnt want to insult you in the slightest.
@@Helena-me6mp But, he was informing you and us on how the strangler can tell that you’re turning your head, and how they would adjust accordingly?
That’s not begging for attention, that’s informal and could prove useful to you one day.
These are so specific. Especially the pillow one
I actually hummed when I felt like throwing up and it worked
Okay but who's actually gonna just stare a wolf in the face and not move an inch
If im gonna die, I'll at least attempt to pull a httyd and tame a fucking wolf
@Justin_g618 if I'm gonna die, I'm kicking wolves in the face, and seeing if I could actually do a cool kick to the wolves face. I'm gonna see what my kill count would be
@@justin_g6187 nah bro if I’m gonna die you gotta try and no scope the wolf with a rock or something
Well you can say what you want but your fight-or-flight will kick in and your body will make the decision for you
Honestly if that ever happen i would just pet it and tame it
As someone who lives in the Caribbean, "Do not drink the milk of brown coconuts" is actually wrong, you mean dont drink the water of the old coconuts. The Coconut Milk is made from the hardened white flesh/jelly inside that we grate and put into water. When boiled down, you get coconut cream, when you boil it even further down, you get coconut oil and fried coconut curds from the cream( we call this kaka here). Also, the bready growth that is in the middle of a growing coconut is also edible as long as it doesnt smell spoilt. Do with that information what you will 🥰
I almost started laughing, green and brown coconuts come from the same plant and are technically the same fruit lol
@@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659 I know right?😂 i had to stop and process what the heck i really heard. i gotta wonder if some people just hear a random fact and run with it without actually researching to confirm it
@@lisha3595 Reminds of how many people think green, yellow and red bell peppers come from different plants when in reality those are just the stages of bell pepper ripeness :D
In german kaka is a word small children would use to describe shit. Lol.
@@Aochso the irony is, we also use it like that here💀🤣🤣
Me standing up to a wolf 🐺...5 seconds later I'm missing a leg
*"If you ever feel like throwing up, Start humming"*
Patient next to me: WHO TF IS HUMMING AT 3AM JUST LET ME SLEEP-
If you feel like you’re gonna puke, you gotta get that stuff out of you, don’t hold it in and try not to puke.
But there goes all the unabsorbed whiskey!!
what if your on space mountain or something lmao
@@sunsetoforlando you make sure it goes behind you not in front, and always at the bottom of the loop, don't want to catch on the way back round
@@diglett_dude9879 there are no loops on space mountain lmao, besides, cast wont be too impressed once you come back around to unload lol
survival tips: if you ever get lost in the woods with only the clothes on your back, look for a stream immediately. do not eat any berries or fungus if you are not a foraging professional. if you find a stream you can eat the fish, as all freshwater fish are safe to eat. if you need veggie food, i recommend the roots of dandelion flowers as they are the best tasting part of the plant (you can eat every part of it but once the flower blooms the leaves start to taste bitter) if you need to butcher an animal look for flint, it’s a rock that will look waxy on the inside and chalky on the outside. it creates a razor sharp edge when a flake is taken off, and can be easily used to butcher animals or carve wood. if you are sure no one will be able to find you within 3 hours, construct a small shelter out of sturdy dead wood. Large Y shaped branches are the best for this as they can easily be staked into the ground. make a small tent shaped structure that you can fit under, and maybe a fire pit if you have the time for it. the best way to keep rain off you is bark, so take the flint shards from earlier and cut sheets of tree bark and place it over the tent. if it’s hard to stay stable, you can tie it on using cordage. the best cordage substitute you have all year round is the thin roots of pine trees. just take a stick and pull some up and strip the bark off. these are also great for weaving as when they dry they get hard, and can be resoaked to make pliable again. you now need a fire. the easiest way to make fire is a bow drill, look it up so that you know how it works. apply medium pressure and speed at first until you get smoke and a lot of brown dry dust, then apply a lot of pressure and speed to ignite the dust. you then have a small ember you can blow into flames in a tinder pile. now to boil water, you need a container. the easiest one to make is a bark bowl. these have various designs but it’s basically just folding bark. the inside is your bowl. this will store water, and to boil it you heat up rocks in your fire and then move them with a stick into the bowl, causing the water to boil. this is everything you need for basic survival
What if I am a kid and not strong
@@kristensouthworth9915 then you die
@@kristensouthworth9915 it was nice to meet you
@@kristensouthworth9915 grow up.
@@sheldonleecooper263 and @MathsOP just leave him alone he didnt do anything to you
Wolves: we got this...OH SHIZ HE'S STANDING STILL!
‘’ Dont eat a lot of snow or you could get hypothermia’’
Me: eating Snowcone 💀
what the police finna do? shoot the telephone pole?
Why do you think they’re brown
@@YOURMOM53100 im tryna not laugh 💀💀
💀
@@YOURMOM53100 Dude. Where can I get you're joking brain cells??
@@YOURMOM53100 It's a good joke.
A great joke even!
But I'm gonna need you to stop anyway.
'EVERYONE RUN THERE IS A FIRE'
me: shuffling along like a penguin
edit: ty for the likes yay!!
it's complementary to the electrical wire car accident, and also, if you need to get out of the car, jump as far as you can
@@ebola420 that makes more sense
I should send it to my mom for the throw up section
Someone : tries to suffocate
Me : breathe air
Bruh throwing up is a natural response to a digestive issue, if you are going to puke, then let it happen, your body knows best.
Mine doesn't. It will just throw up a bunch of acid randomly.
Drinking water from snow is still a bad idea. The water snow is made of contains almost no minerals, that makes it that the water almost immediatly goes into your cells (and can also make those cells explode) and doesn't hydrate the bloodstream
The snow fact in the video is false because the amount of snow you would have to eat to get hypothermia in your stomach is insane
@@jangpokemar3449ya since your stomach is literally filled with boiling acid
And snow is dirty as hell too
Yeah, drinking distilled water is bad, you need normal saline water
Not necessarily. It's no different from drinking rainwater which, while it's definitely not clean, won't kill you.
Thanks for the throwing up one whenever I have anxiety or I'm overwhelmed I feel like I'll throw up or I actually do throw up so I hope this helps😊
The first one could've been real useful to my gramps back in 09
How easy it is to counter being suffocated by a pillow just makes it so damn goofy that anyone’s actually ever gone out that way
Watch Joker. He kills his mom with one
well, if the victim is physically weaker than the suffocated and the pillow is thick and hard to breathe through, it’s pretty easy. it was probably a convincing way to make it look like an old person died in their sleep before autopsies could prove asphyxiation.
@@starfox5165 can confirm
The attacker would probably be pushing down very hard. It would probably be hard to turn your head. But I'm not an expert so idk.
Someone just recently died in my county from a downed power line. Poor guy was an assistant wrestling coach at a high school.
“It’s almost impossible to throw up while humming”
*continues to sing opera*
If the snow is yellow it will be warm enough to drink.
When wolves confront you (from what this video taught me) you walk towards them with that "you fucked up look" in cartoon/show/games where the person walks slowly and furiously.
So you walk up to them like some goofy a$$ anime character 💀
When you're panicking, you can't really think about anything. Had experienced being suffocated with a pillow by my uncle when I was 9 and all I could do was struggle. I was trying to recreate what happened back then and only then find out I could breathe if I turn my head.
u ok? 😭😭
oh my god bro💀
the humming part helped me coz i felt at that moment that i was gonna throw up
I love the Minecraft parkour in the background
Man I could’ve used that tip about throwing up on Friday before I threw up on the floor of the plane I was flying on💀
Pro tip, the only pillows that can actually suffocate you are really dense memory foam, and the silicone ones. They may restrict your breathing, but remain calm and you won't even have to worry about passing out.
The first stock image looks like MatPat maniacal laughing while holding a crowbar
I love how I watch these videos only to forget what’s everything by the time they end😂
Silent Hill 2 would go completely different if Mary Sunderland knew it.
another wolf survival tip!: if you come across a pack by yourself, make eye contact with the wolf, put your arms to your side, and bow. this is how you let it know you not a threat. edit: GUYS I SEARCHED THIS ON GOOGLE. IT MIGHT NOT BE TRUE.
I can't tell if this is a joke or genuine advice 😅
@@lordlyka68 i found it on google so idk-
Me: *wolf form off*
Good choice
*bows back*
@@seantaggart7382 what the hell-
“I am not in danger. *I am the danger* ”
Wish I knew about the humming one earlier when I threw up 😕
Thank you for the tip because I was sick while watching this and when I feel like I am going to barf I will just start humming. 👍
Man these are some really good tips,
If only I could remember them for more than 2 minutes
“hey mom can I have some snow to eat”
the snow at home: 💧
I can confirm cuz my siblings try suffocating me with pillows👍🏼
"if somebody trys to kill you with a pillow" Matpat shows up holding a sword
I love wolves. I would stand my ground and look them in the eyes. I would then approach them and want to pet them. That would be my downfall.
Yeah, you'd die fr 💀
Indeed, they would feast on your body and naw on your bones
I don't know about wolves but dogs think you wanna fight if you look in their eyes so that's probably not a good idea.
I dont think he knows the difference between a wolf and a dog
@@PappyP I do. 😗
I'd also be surprised if I found a coconut with coconut milk in it, considering there should be only coconut water
Correct-and either way, he’s wrong.
Criminals be like watching this:that's why we need back up thx for the heads up 👌
Me taking small shuffling steps while my a$$ is on fire is my favorite thing
Wolves wont often attack humans, so you should be fine in a wolf situation. Most tend to stay away. If you have any sort of gun though, fire off a warning shot if you think SHTF, guns scare off most things that can hear it
Tbh, most people just start groaning and that works just fine. It’s the same as humming
“i like the yellow snow the best”
Thanks for these tips a lot oftimes I almost puked but humming kinda made me worse but it wouldn’t let me gag so i was completely safe!
Me who’s exhausted: ok youtube before bed
The youtube algorithm: 😳
The humming thing is actually pretty useful ngl
The humming part actually helped! Thanks!
This videos are so helpful Thx
okay the first picture..is that matpat the person looks a lot like matpat sobs
adding to the snow one: after you melt it, make sure that you also boil it after it's melted (and, obviously, let it cool down a bit after boiling)
I use the pillow tip for when my brother pins a blanket on me 😂
“If a shark tries to attack you, swim to the bottom of the ocean.”
If you are ever alone in the middle of the forest and you dont know where you are, stay calm, make as much noise as posseble so you scare any wild animals away and try to guide your way out of the forest by following the sun.
Making noise wouldn't tell the animal that don't get scared by noises that you're there?
@@sheldonleecooper263 most animals don't mess with humans because we're bipedal, which in the animal world means "I'm standing tall because I'm strong and not scared"
That's why bears stand on their hind legs to fight and horses stand when they meet a predator.
Tl:Dr
Bipedal=scary
@@bluhplays3066 that's quite interesting, didn't look at it that way. I always thought that in such situation I should remain quiet, become another animal lurking if you will...idk😂
I've automatically been doing the humming thing as like a subconscious reaction
"rotate your head until there is a small air pocket"
the pillow fights between me and my younger siblings:
Me currently watching this reel while I'm being suffocated by a pillow... Really saved my life
Cool vid
"You could've been downed in electrical" gave me PTSD
The first one- "COME ON MAAAN.. ITS TOO EZ"
Nahhhh if someone suffocating me with a pillow im just gonna stand there
Childhood me having a whole feast of snow
Why does the guy from the first image look like the guy from that “We are the number one” music/show
bro sometimes throwing up is essential to survival
Thanks the pillow one helped me from my brother!!
I love how back then we used to have very serious videos to give serious advice, now we have minecraft parkour videos with someones voice behind it