I Got a Real Job.

Many suffered for it. Today I played Job Simulator VR and became the worst chef the world has ever seen.
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[@cooperdavis8296]

The third person segment was legitimately entertaining. Just a VR headset and two hands having a breakdown over crumpets.

[@justasmltwngir1732]

That was truly beautiful

[@LucyPlaysOfficial]

@@justasmltwngir1732 how did he do it?

[@sylesmaddox5171]

Nice pfp Cooper

[@cooperdavis8296]

@@sylesmaddox5171 Thanks Syles

[@Plasma_1073]

the only

[@kelpdragon4516]

The fact that Charlie has made the same “you’re being mugged” joke involving throwing a mug at someone twice yet I still laugh at it shows you how good he is at his very real job

[@kiattim2100]

His very real job is a mugger after all!

[@kellsee577]

Remember when he said is name was "Rob"

[@the25thkhun97]

KHUNNN

[@Def_A_Shitter]

I Loved the bald and sorcery one.

[@revilno]

@@Def_A_Shitter I also love magic barber shop games

[@acloudofcurls5336]

Job Simulator was released in 2016 and literally nobody has used it in 3rd person before on CZcams, let alone to have a meltdown or because they can't stop eating crumpets.
This is a mark in gaming history.

[@Mei-sb6uy]

he always surprises me with how well his raps are. i really had to stop doing homework just to watch this man do his rap magic

[@kikiwulf]

I think he went to a class for creative speech or something at some point, so that's why he's so good with words? I could be wrong but I think that was him.

[@jmax5234]

Slmccl’s raw chaotic energy is such a direct clash with this game’s sterile literalism and I am here for it. Slime man contributes to society.

[@etaung_]

uh oh guys slmccl is evolving

[@vikinggaming3487]

Slime is not a man. He is an ameoboid.

[@Jamzoffline]

@keep rollin de

[@urfavmandy333]

yeah, its almost like hes slimecicle

[@bonnibloop_]

@@Jamzoffline ez nuts

[@shinyfirefly6756]

I’m gonna need “It’s like a calzone is to a pizza, a toaster is to a grill” on a plaque

[@ittselli3245]

that one was so good too like hoe did he came up with that on the spot

[@Chkprofilename]

Yeh czcams.com/video/WYRiSIkaUpo/video.html
Fax...

[@sarii8582]

THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
CZcams: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
CZcams: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.

[@cr1pt3d64]

@@ittselli3245 in this reply section, your the only human being with a human being's comment

[@lepurpleboi3266]

Sir you have more bots than the ps5 orders on launch day

[@iseeyou2854]

The third person perspective is the most entertaining part of this whole video, you can clearly see all of his movements even without a body, truly a comedic masterpiece

[@nickcariglio8228]

14:28 the robot's blank expression while Charlie raps at him puts the bit together perfectly. 🤣

[@echolee7782]

Smccl has the BEST way of showing this stuff as an ad, making it seem so appealing.
Edit : Yes, I changed it to slmccl.

[@Cmor19]

Here's a comment that isn't a link to a random CZcams video

[@emocloset]

@@Cmor19 thank you kind stranger!

[@LucasN00b]

who the heck is Slimecicle? oh, you meant to say Slmccl

[@ittselli3245]

Youre so right cuz i'd play this game if i could right now

[@sarii8582]

THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
CZcams: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
CZcams: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.

[@azalium]

as a british person seeing charlie MICROWAVE TEA was perhaps the most painful thing i have experienced

[@pootislord3112]

I microwave tea. Seethe. Cope even.

[@mooncandlelight3968]

Wdym you don't microwave tea, this is how it's done in ma house

[@gunnzeug8157]

@@mooncandlelight3968 you need to learn what kettles are

[@TacticalPixels]

Ikr i put ice cubes in my tea

[@mooncandlelight3968]

@@gunnzeug8157
It's easier putting some numbers instead of wasting gas. But we don't have microwave anymore, so anyways

[@doveodes]

the pov showing the vr headset is so vividly charlie. just like his mannerisms yknow

[@montseyc3888]

14:37 Slmccl giving us a preview of his next album “Working the Slime to Five Shift”

[@aliceturner-rowe4595]

you can just imagine his facial expressions when it’s goes into 3rd person view lmao
edit: omg thanks for 793 likes

[@gavinatrix]

How did he even go third person

[@masonnavarro5803]

LANGUAGE!!!

[@MrCloudyPlums]

@@masonnavarro5803 ???

[@thesteamengineer442]

I'm honestly not sure if Charlie is high on drugs, lost it, or just putting up a good act. And that's why he's the funniest man I've ever had the pleasure of seeing.

[@sadlittlesnail6424]

maybe a combination of all three

[@hackr6751]

His bloodstream consists of various types of exotic gelatinous matter with hallucinogenic properties. He's high off his own blood 24/7

[@natesafari]

Wdym man, he is high on drugs, has lost it and putting on a good act

[@blookygirl7430]

Charlie eating all of the crumpets has the same energy as ranboo breaking all the plates in cooking sim

[@ninjaukulele5472]

The 3rd person segments honestly had an added layer of hilarity to them and it's incredible

[@kirakirah5480]

8:54 he's only hands and a vr headset, yet he somehow manages to be more expressive than any real life human I've ever met.

[@ithinkimlosingpatience7602]

Not being able to see Charlie and only being able to see the headset and the gloves move Is something I never realized I’d enjoy

[@justasmltwngir1732]

I agree

[@casualhuman1397]

I really hope Charlie will continue this game. I would love to see him play the office worker job! :D

[@ivysauce9049]

18:28 It's funny the way Charlie walks up to job bot

[@halfasleephooman3159]

Charlie: OLD AND BRITISH! OLD AND BRITISH
My Brain: Philza Minecraft

[@drew1062]

Same here

[@r4_in_space]

"As you guys know, I'm an influencer, which clearly means that my teachers weren't enough of an influencer for me."
That's the wisest thing I heard someone say.

[@jaystent3142]

Him going into 3rd person accidentally honestly made this so much funnier haha
love you dude you always make my day :)

[@IsoldeZidon]

18:09 I actually choked as he called it a choking hazard oml

[@alessandrodemaria8315]

"how many rings is that 8? 9?"
"shang-chi?"
I'm laughing so hard right now

[@mynameisntoriginal6116]

I've never seen this game played in the third perspective and I loved it. Just imagining seeing Charlie like that when you order your food-

[@kathgon]

Imagine waiting for your food and you see the cook chugging wine, then proceeding to break a bottle on burnt, mouldy steak.

[@delisaoton4298]

THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
CZcams: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
CZcams: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.

[@PokefanSans]

11:51 "bro your schmeat looks fungal" I don't know why I find this so funny

[@RosserJackson]

18:03 I’M JUST VIBIN’ IN THE RITZ CAR!

[@8bitbunnie936]

14:27 dude why do you go so above and beyond with these videos, like singing a improv song, and in half life alyx you played the piano and you are just so good at this

[@gjofafvu1110]

Im hoping someone remix the song

[@vordjoncus]

I aspire to gain this man's freestyle skills.

[@sarii8582]

THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
CZcams: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
CZcams: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.

[@X-SPONGED]

20:18
"That's so Overdone, it could be a meme"
Bro, I thought Chef Slmccl was the one cooking in this kitchen

[@Dxublbhs]

14:27 Catchy as heck! Charlie is so energetic and always the highlight of my day!
Smoke!
Yo!
I’m chillin’ in the kitchen, I’m not gonna be bitchin’
And I’m cookin’ up a crumpet, ya know I’m gonna fuck it.. UP!
When I drop these fruits on the stoove!
Yeah!
That’s how you should know!
We’re bringin’ bread, cookies, and all of the beets
We’re bringin’ lemons, limes, ya know we got heat yo!
Okay, we’re bringin’ out the hot sauce
Yeah, I hear you like it spicy BOSS!
We got the flower in the pot, yo
I sleep in the back room on a cot, yo
We got corn, um, break time I watch a lot of p**n!
(I wish we could’ve seen what this was like in third person!)

[@Julia-vg3gc]

I love it that you included the lyrics 🤣

[@Aguywandering]

“What’s this my dear? My sandwich feels much heavier than usual!”
“Yeah because it’s a choking hazard”
I starting laughing so hard I started choking.

[@iponder2465]

I never knew a headset and some gloves could show so much emotion

[@itsnaybee9213]

Tis' the genius of charlay slmicycle

[@clayweymouth327]

i like how you could tell charlie’s emotions in third person just by the way he was moving

[@cas1832]

Honestly him accidentally putting the vr in 3rd person made the whole part funnier (5:50)

[@racc5828]

Punny man in a world of pure literalism, should be interesting
Edit: It was definitely interesting

[@mooseawanna3083]

we sharing videos now?
czcams.com/video/GvvtZIwh4Bs/video.html

[@sarii8582]

THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
CZcams: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
CZcams: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.

[@__scored__3775]

@@sarii8582 lmao this is the weirdest bot i've seen

[@delisaoton4298]

THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
CZcams: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
CZcams: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.

[@stevemiller2117]

wow your so punny- i mean funny

[@virginiaf4117]

"That's so overdone, it could be a meme" he really got us there

[@Chkprofilename]

Yeh czcams.com/video/WYRiSIkaUpo/video.html
Fax...

[@sarii8582]

THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
CZcams: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
CZcams: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.

[@illuzionary7787]

Wtf is we these bots

[@devons.3481]

i love how expressive charlie can be with just a pair of gloves and a vr headset. truly wonderful to watch

[@sketchedbees7445]

14:21
"Shbedouboedehbge P L U M"
-Slimecicle 2021

[@cosmoblender]

I swear these puns come to him way too easily, you’d think after 4 years of this kind of video that he’d be running low but no, he’s too powerful

[@notadhdeveloper4994]

I’m staring to think this man is hiding something from us. No one can just have these incredible chef skills without any experience.

[@aarosundvall]

He's the son of a baker!

[@carsonphillips8008]

“I’m really happy jobs aren’t real” got me so good. Absolute banger of a final joke

[@krazykorn56]

8:10 that transition 👌👌

[@w1ltrow_warenn543]

I love how Charlie just completely inhaled that corn, shows his true love for it

[@kennedywalker1915]

Maybe he loves it enough to sacrifice his newborn

[@supernova4652]

I love how Slime's second channel might as well be his first since he uploads more frequently here than on his ACTUAL main channel XD

[@TheBlueGauntlet]

15:05 finish the sentence

[@Erujayy]

this is the most entertining video of this game so far and im LIVING for charlie progressively losing his mind

[@akutagawa..]

I honestly think Charlie is underrated, he's pretty funny and makes me laugh whenever I'm having a bad day ^^
Edit: I know he has a lot of subscribers but I rarely see people talking about him

[@BrianBrianBrianBrianBrian]

I don't mean to be rude but after a million subs can someone really be underrated?

[@SnowRush-Probably]

@@BrianBrianBrianBrianBrian Trueee

[@racc5828]

@@BrianBrianBrianBrianBrian Considering that some children are the top earners on CZcams, yez

[@oldgodziller3783]

@@BrianBrianBrianBrianBrian a lot of people with millions of subs get low views

[@orinblank2056]

Between this channel and his main he has 4.5 million subs, I would hardly call that underrated, although I do think he deserves more for how good his content is

[@chainsmokingpotato]

“Who is going to the cremation station today” I’m dying!😂

[@Swifty_Joe]

first reply which is not a link pog

[@chainsmokingpotato]

Lol true

[@Thesquishiestbean]

That indignant “THE MICROWAVE?” in the pizza segment is freakin hilarious. He spent the whole time going absolutely nuts but when it came to the pizza he drew the LINE lol

[@duzelstudios3768]

11:07 the chuckle sandwich begins

[@sir_pickle2131]

Slimecicle is way too underrated. This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time.

[@bup8172]

wdym this is slmccl

[@thegamingcuber6262]

Why you mean it’s “Rapper green guy”

[@exzyyd392]

1.6 million subs
very underrated

[@sir_pickle2131]

@@exzyyd392 no kidding!

[@springbonnie3612]

Charlie: “OLD AND BRITISH”
Me: philza?
Phil plz don’t kill me XD

[@oscarpines7927]

Its fine, he didn't hear it over the crunch of his mild toast while watching the Evening News.

[@yourself2.08]

14:28
That was unironically good

[@feelingsoupy]

Charlie at 19:00 is so real for no reason.
I dont want to do something so its milk time.

[@wannamakeout6887]

no one:
charlie: atleast i know how to play games. *two seconds later* i dont know what the f*ck im doing-

[@Frog_On_A_Piece_Of_Toast]

Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not an animal or anything:
Slimecicle: “WHO CAME ON MY BREAD”

[@glumbortango7182]

*GORDON*

[@erinw.9256]

The emotion conveyed by a VR headset and it's disembodied hands in 3rd person view is PHENOMENAL.

[@paleiosaur]

8:36 i don't know why but this one line made me almost piss myself laughing

[@Darketess]

3rd person mode in this game is the best thing I have ever seen

[@addiejane3163]

8:53. When he started to sing this, my heart dropped bc I may or may not have created a playlist on spotify that consists of the entire jingle 40+ times (help me)

[@devilled6407]

12:18 this guy is my new favorite
That one line made all the difference

[@paranormalackivvity4866]

its unbelievable how much emotion he can express through three items; two hands and a headset

[@darkestcarving8735]

15 minutes in like really want to have like a cover of this song with these lyrics cuz they're not bad
Just mildly disturbing

[@AltF4Unavailable]

That riff from "the only thing they fear is you" when Charlie throws the mug at the bot gave me flashbacks to his Doom Eternal video

[@sarii8582]

THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
CZcams: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
CZcams: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.

[@Oliver-Thyella]

Mom bot is gonna have a word with these troublesome child bots...

[@tinycandleman6020]

Or.. y'know, just normal Doom Eternal.

[@haksikard4602]

8:31 this bit gave me crazy unus annus vibes

[@ajhellwig]

17:30 “6,7,8,9, bru Shang Chi” wasn’t expecting to laugh that much at this joke but I was wrong

[@mynameisntoriginal6116]

Okay but that free style he did along to the song- that was actually good lol

[@pumpkinbumpkin767]

3:29 OMG ITS PHILZA

[@gxxthicflower]

OLD AND BRITISH

[@retrosquire7606]

@@gxxthicflower OLD AND BRITISH!

[@gxxthicflower]

@@retrosquire7606 *OLD AND BRITISH!!!*

[@Vertically_rotated_shark]

Ol' n' bri'ish
Bo' o' woter

[@pumpkinbumpkin767]

@@Vertically_rotated_shark /srs i kinda talk like that lmao, I’m from Westminster but I mainly don’t pronounce my ‘t’s

[@uberspider1362]

For whatever reason the floating VR headset is even more hilarious than his actual facial expressions to me

[@dracheli2593]

Charlie making a Shang-Chi reference is definitly not something that I would've expected lmao

[@Milsim_Man]

bpppppppppppppppp

[@Milsim_Man]

bppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

[@Milsim_Man]

bppppppp

[@capyclara]

i aint complaining!!!!! that was such a good movie

[@dracheli2593]

@@capyclara wait, I think I know you from Twitter :D I recognize your profile pic :D

[@pikachudduncan1209]

I was not emotionally ready for Slmccl’s rap. Literally the funniest thing ever

[@bristolseimer1397]

21:14 who’s gonna tell him

[@tangerthings1510]

0:03 dang, bro charlie out here roasting his teachers

[@akoyoza]

Charlie makes me laugh so much istg. He's the best

[@YTSeiyaGoFire]

what is you pfp

[@sarii8582]

THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
CZcams: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
CZcams: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.

[@thegroooviest]

Holy fuck

[@YTSeiyaGoFire]

@@sarii8582 what

[@delisaoton4298]

THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
CZcams: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
CZcams: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.

[@kyllernotkiller]

if it's in a virtual "REALITY", is it a "REAL" job?
if not, is beta testing of vr games a job?

[@BBtheBunni]

5:45
Its Ranboo with his plates but it's actually Charlie and his English Muffins

[@l_guy]

5:36 the outrage in his voice

[@StvrBxiSaturn]

13:13 THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME WTF

[@LucasMiddleNameandLastname22]

20:26 "That's so overdone it could be a meme"
thank you job simulator

[@War_Animations7743]

when charlie yelled "WHO CAME ON MY BREAD?" I almost died choking on my cola

[@medallion2836]

I can't get over they way he walks at the job bot from third person; the fuckin floating head and hands slowly approaching

[@pigglesgoomshby7249]

17:36 The Shang-chi joke made wheeze

[@ratking9411]

Can we all stop and appreciate charlie posting 3 times in 1 week? Man's on his grind

[@Magmolten]

"who came on my bread?" Is the funniest thing I've ever heard

[@MrKrimson]

gotta appreciate slmccl going back after recording for probably a long time just to plan the first person bits after he learnt the ropes of the game

[@doc368]

14:43 that timing with the music tho

[@revilno]

He understands his Music Theory

[@QuokkaWaka]

20:58
Damn looks like Ramsey did a little bit of trolling 😳

[@doctuh]

i love that slime is doing some vr content because it just dosent get enough love and it’s really fun to watch

[@somekidontheinternet1790]

the chaotic energy is great please do more its amazing

[@insertnamehere2056]

His colleagues have to be so jealous he’s just so good at his job

[@sarii8582]

THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
CZcams: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
CZcams: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.

[@azalium]

we're really being blessed with charlie uploads in this trying, trying time

[@sarii8582]

THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
CZcams: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
CZcams: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.

[@WeeWoo1225]

charlie absolutely losing it with the tea and crumpets gets me every time

[@Jetster26]

19:12 how did slimeccl not notice this

[@revilno]

What?

[@Insldloustv]

Congratulations on the job Charlie! 🥳

[@Eef986]

“Ohoho your gonna meat someone tonight”
Hands down my favorite part of this video
12:40

[@bum8480]

20:00 who came on my bread bro that was to funny

[@tsunamislayer101]

Slimesicle’s freestyle stove rap was actually really good and catchy. I would listen to that song on loop for a bit. The video was just downright hysterical

[@loser_geek_weebever2807]

Ok the sprinkler rap he did was actually really good