when he asked how my diet was I was like dude I'm living the freakin mcdonalds nug life and then he was like I TOO EAT MCDONALDS EVERYDAY, im quivering
I just have to say YOU ARE MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE!!!! I don't think I've ever belted out a laugh within an ASMR video... it was tingly and brilliant. You should be an actor. The facial expressions and pace of it was amazing. You're amazing😂😂😂💕 it's crazy how someone's mood can shift within a matter of seconds from a simple giggle given to you by a genuine creator. Thank you!
"Congratulations, your heartbeat is completely irregular" You're actually right, I have ventricular tachycardia so this is by far the most accurate asmr roleplay for me
I'm actually creeped out I responded that I eat McDonald's every day and when he responded with "I too eat McDonald's everyday" let's just say I was spooked
lost sock I stopped going to McDonald's after they stopped selling Bricky Wraps, like what the fuck, man!? That was the only reason I went to there food service looking ass, can't even be bothered to clean the floor after the local homeless man literally shits on it but you can take my shit off the menu. Yeah OK cool its not like it was the only thing keeping me from calling it quits and moving back to Ohio. I'll see you laters,Brosickles of the bro. #deletefacebook
@@O.No. someones got there panties in a twist chill out😂 jeez people on the internet these days are triggered by the slightest things grow up go outside
0:01 , I was eating candy and looked back at the screen, and literally laughed so hard I chocked on the candy. 10/10 I will watch this video when I am sad.
GOT THAT ASMR Darling you should do an asmr boyfriend roleplay for me, 😂 I love the psychopath😍 😂😂 omg every day your characters affect me hahahah I like it when a person takes a role seriously
gawd this is cringey. more to come
GOT THAT ASMR I love you boo💜
GOT THAT ASMR YESS
GOT THAT ASMR no....its funny and made my day
Manuela Guamantari same here
GOT THAT ASMR I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
When you lie in your resume but still get the Job
@@slarmeee XD oh damm
😂😂😂😂😂
Stormy Goette I’m not sure we live in the right time zone because 22:41 💀
Pariz TV you dumbass
Pariz TV it’s 24 hour time, so it would be 10:41
I started laughing literally 5 seconds in. I feel like this character just broke into a clinic masqueraded as a doctor.
Jaiden Wirth So true though.
Jaiden Wirth reading your comment and watching my video. it makes me crack tf up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jaiden Wirth exactly
1. JIM ESCAPED THE PSYCH WARD AGAIN!
2. FOR REAL?!?
3. Where's patient 34079?
1 + 2. OH CRAP
Jaiden Wirth me too
can we just appreciate how adorable he is
Sarra Kraus We can, we can 😍
im not adorable. im huge and manly and buff
GOT THAT ASMR awww he thinks he's manly and buff
GOT THAT ASMR OHHHHHH MY GOD I LOVE YOU 😭😩❤
Oli Benjamin aww he a cutiepie
"Lets waste no time at all"
Proceeds to waste 30 seconds fidgeting with the stethoscope.
*30 seconds later after fidgeting with stethoscope
Doctor:this thing is broken
I dont hear a shit
*LOGIC*
I counted and it was literally 30 seconds... You are inevitable!!!!!!!!!
rainbow trout lol
Haha lol
*video begins*
me:...
him:...
me:...
him:....*sMilEs*
Me:* SMILES
I imagined that.
Mood
“Congratulations, your heartbeat is completely irregular. Totally healthy.” me when I’m severely depressed and I tell myself it’s gonna be ok
Matt T sameXD
Matt T honestly me too...i feel you
Matt T hahaha saaaammmmeeee
Literally same here 24/7....
Matt T omg same
His facial expressions are everything
Why does this mans facial expressions scream,
J I M C A R R E Y ! ?
GrandAutismo Z stranger things
XXXterminated your user name is........ highly accurate now.
XXXterminated thier probably related lol who knew?
I wanna beat tf outta u, u disrespectful ass nigga
@@callofdutymasta1000 that niggas dead get over it eventually everyone dies it's nothing important
2:07 When you're being forced to take a pic
Indeed
0:01
😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dead
“your teeth, YELLOW” I- I never felt so attacked in my life!
*wearing glasses* "I have 20/20 vision I have perfect vision" 😂
Paige McFarlain 😎😎😎😎😎🤓🤓🤓🤓
Paige McFarlain me too
Could be for fashion?
2:08
Doctor: **makes funny face**
Me: **makes funny face back**
**cycle continues forever until the sun burns the earth**
Navnløs I’m confused how this got likes
Lmao
Navnløs JEG ER OG FØDT UTEN ET NAVN
I was literally making funny faces during this entire video
_Ï_ _døñt_
when he asked how my diet was I was like dude I'm living the freakin mcdonalds nug life and then he was like I TOO EAT MCDONALDS EVERYDAY, im quivering
Sean i know all things
R/totallyhappend
Satan r/completelypossible
@@cekeboy1039 r/foundthemobileuser
@@magicavocadoproductions r/shutthefuckup
I want you to say *AAAAAH*
2:13
John Wick i burst out laughing hskslspw
Oh boi thats a long tongue
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH
Kiana Morrisey check out your tongue muscles
Started me on a laughing fit
0:01When your boss tells you a joke and its not funny but you need the job
lmfaoo
Love the faces already.
Nobody Simmons I thought you said faeces 💩😂😂😂
Nobody Simmons Why are you using PJDreams profile picture?
1978rharris why not?
Reminds me of Jim Carey tbh
I thought you were PJ for a second 😂😂😂
IM ACTUALLY cRYING THIS IS HILARIOUS, "your throat is perfect, your teeth, are yellow." 😂😂😂😂😂 i cant rn
Jim Carrey meets Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
Niles Chamberland FOR REAL
0:16 me when I have to talk to my relatives
0:34 *IM WEAKKK OMFG*
Well that doesnt sound good lets get started 👷
AND WHATS WRONG WITH THAT
Bro.. You have like 100 emotions per second XD
I just have to say YOU ARE MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE!!!! I don't think I've ever belted out a laugh within an ASMR video... it was tingly and brilliant. You should be an actor. The facial expressions and pace of it was amazing. You're amazing😂😂😂💕 it's crazy how someone's mood can shift within a matter of seconds from a simple giggle given to you by a genuine creator. Thank you!
Gracev luh you
Lel 395 likes and just one comment
GOT THAT ASMR okay Yoel Romero lol
Gracev words right out of my mouth 😂
Gracev I don't know y he didn't give u a heart ur an artist too
"Congratulations, your heartbeat is completely irregular"
You're actually right, I have ventricular tachycardia so this is by far the most accurate asmr roleplay for me
“Very healthy”
4:30 *Officer pls, I'm just a doctor"
0:02
My face when the Tecaher tells me to go up on the board
danniellax hhhhhhhhhhhhhh same 😂
danniellax bruhhhh lmao
danniellax dude my friend did that to me today and I was like really nigga
SAME GOD
teacher* but same
Someone: Pose for the camera!
Me: 4:14
UnadventurousJulie 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
UnadventurousJulie I laughed so hard, that I snorted. Moy Bein. C'est bon.
Hahaha
Gosh XD
Hunny. Its 3:30am and u just having me choke on water,
i am getting so many jim carrey vibes from you, this is great!
richelle * same!!!!
Especially a more “Ace Ventura” vibe. It’s like I’m waiting for an “aaaall righty then”.
Lol I wrote the same comment
So true
richelle * omg same
Exactly
am i the only one who laughed really hard bc of his facial expressions in the start?
Heck no 😂
i did lmfao
Lol no he looks like eddie from the IT movie
Nope
The 5:21 face is like those cats who are passive af watching a fly flying by
Interesting
This comment 😂😂😂😂
I'm actually creeped out I responded that I eat McDonald's every day and when he responded with "I too eat McDonald's everyday" let's just say I was spooked
Donatas Šimanskas r/wooosh
the replies are the true gold here
Donatas Šimanskas Everyday? You need a better diet. Also you should try falafel. Not only is it healthier, it also tastes amazing.
lost sock
I stopped going to McDonald's after they stopped selling Bricky Wraps, like what the fuck, man!?
That was the only reason I went to there food service looking ass, can't even be bothered to clean the
floor after the local homeless man literally shits on it but you can take my shit off the menu.
Yeah OK cool its not like it was the only thing keeping me from calling it quits and moving back to Ohio.
I'll see you laters,Brosickles of the bro.
#deletefacebook
Colton Watson bro are you okay
30 seconds in and i'm already dying from laughter
Jaxx SIO same haha
Same lol
King of Expressions
myatha Goat like your profile picture. it reminds me of me
What a honor
0:31 i'm gay..........
oh... my like just hit 69 👌
😂😂
😂
Love this tho 😂
Friend: make a pose for the picture
Me: 4:14
This comment is way too underrated
Liam McKee 😂 when you said relatable i felt that
This comment wins 😂😂
440th like
Lmao😂😂 this is the most accurate comment and funny
So many memes could be made out of his faces lol
Him : puts stick down my throat
Me : chokes
Him : your throat is perfect
Me : I can taste blood in my mouth
2:20 thats what i told her
didnt get it
Ellie Cook lmao
"Exercise.... I'd say once every month." AYYY THATS SOMETHING I CAN GET BEHIND 😆
Doctors in 2030
Wonder what doctors in 2060 are like then LoL 😂
Coronavirus made them go mad
Damn 😳 (also hi I saw you in syrmor’s comments aswell)
In 9 years lol
3:28 when you gotta sneeze but ur taking a test in class and don’t have enough time to cover your face
"Let's talk depression"
Me: Oh uhhhhhhh *profoundly sweats*
How can u be a great actor and a meme at the same time. Talent lol
0:02 me in any social situation
Hoseok's Wifey same
"Congratulations, your heartbeat is completely *irregular*"
5:10
“Do you have any diseases I should know about? *De plague* ?”
well, time to buy some whitening strips. i just came here to have a good time, and honestly i'm feeling so attacked right now.
Sarah Lumetta your comment. i love it.
Sarah Lumetta Omg is that an SPN reference😲😱😂😂
Sarah S A M E
"I have twenty twenty vision" *pulls down glasses*
Lol a perfect representation of me and my bull
the jim carrey vibes are off the charts here
same
Still watching this 5 years later
“I have 20/20 vision perfect vision” puts glasses back on 🤔🤔🤨🤨
MonsieurNerd wooooooosh
damn. Acting skills that no one can measure up to yo! 😂❤
Jazmin Marie What about Jim Carry?
It's Mikki jiminy cricket could never
4:14 Kawaii af
Kyle G Top 10 kawaii anime characters
0:09 when the teacher is moving to fast
More like 0:29 😂😂😂
So true
2:53
Jokes on you yellow is the natural color of my teeth
*”how often do you exercise”* *_pause_* *”never”*
You happen to be an imposter
Just came to admire his adorable face. I love how he gets into roleplay like that haha
hehehhh
“How much do you exercise?”
Me: Um well
“Never!? Oh we are gonna be great friends”
Love this guy😂😁
"how often do you exersize? never. we're gonna be best friends!" all I'm thinking is "finally. a friend"
Kayla Freeman you can tell you don't excersise when you cant spell excersise correctly
xMissMilkyWayx hahaha it’s exercise you fuckhead, nice correction
@@O.No. someones got there panties in a twist chill out😂 jeez people on the internet these days are triggered by the slightest things grow up go outside
xMissMilkyWayx eat shit and learn how to spell
12:05 makes me die JSJDGKTCSS I LOVE YOU DUDE. 😭
Doctor Got that : Lets look at that bleeding head wound.
Me : Yeah sorry i fell up the stairs....
And i floated down
IVE NEVER RELATED TO SOMETHING IN MY LIFE
your throat is perfect....your teeth *pause* are yellow 😂😂😂
whattup its ya boi jimin armyyyyyyyyyy
whattup its ya boi jimin the check omfg 😂
best part 😂😂😂😂
니골잔 lol
Cyann Carver lol
Your literally me at 3 am talking to myself in the mirror #prayformymetalwellbeing
*grabs bible*
I do the same..fuck is wrong with me
Metal well-being.... you got it🤘🤘
*mental
What, is your brain made out of steel?
I usually do weird faces at the mirror for no reason
lol why does he look at me like I am the most grossest human alive
Zeneko u r not the only one
Cause we are :v
We are :
Well would you look at someone normally when they have a bleeding head wound
Because you are?
*insert "oohh" meme*
how often do you exercise?
me: nev-
*never gReaT*
0:01 how i look at my teachers when they say i have a failing grade
0:32 - 0:40 When the teacher gives you holiday homework 😂
Lol
🤣
I'm subscribed but this isn't show up in my subscriptions...
*screams internally*
quizzlie i scream into my pillows
Did you turn on notifications?
Getting a strong Jim Carrey vibe right away. Love it
0:01 , I was eating candy and looked back at the screen, and literally laughed so hard I chocked on the candy. 10/10 I will watch this video when I am sad.
when you ask for taco bell but your mom says...
"we got food at home!"
4:00
2:08 this is literally my face when its a photo day and someone tells me to smile
8:14 IM DEAD😂😂😂😂💀
?
The mask struggle.😂😂
Stormy Goette 😂
More like 8:17 for me diwjjw
3:29 😅
Mental stability level: deadpool( not good )
Negative 500
13?
This is by far the best asmr video ever made
it's like near 3am but whoooooo boy I am thriving for this mess
franki c hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
hes so cute, yet so funny😂❤
I don't think I could have counted the amount of dramatic nostril flares that occurred in this video
Fiona Berg it just kind of...happens
GOT THAT ASMR I do the same thing when I act
YOU ARE MY SPIRITUAL ANIMAL!!! Omg I can not breath! Lol this is so me! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
"Say Ahh"
*sticks it in my forehead*
"Your teeth are yellow."
"Yellow teeth...check."
He gives more sass than my dentist
"I'm gonna write my number at the top, with a heart and winky face because I think you're cute." but really the cutie is you.
Hello army!
Ibean OMG HOSEOK
Ibean Army
JHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPEEE
I need to borrow Hoseok's jawline to cut my vegetables
OMG HIS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, IM CRYING, ITS 2:40 AM DAMNIT
I get Brandon Rogers vibes from this lmao
“REALLY???”
* scribbles paper frantically *
Every day I fall in love with your characters, and also about you
Carlos Escalante awww shucks
GOT THAT ASMR Darling you should do an asmr boyfriend roleplay for me, 😂 I love the psychopath😍 😂😂 omg every day your characters affect me hahahah
I like it when a person takes a role seriously
Sir.. You just cut me open with a banana.
*ArE yOu OkAy?*
Kermit will never die. He will live a life of infinitie wealth and will be our ruler who will help us defeat the evil swans
@@samhamsamwich1405 Brother?
@@ameliacarpetsnake1574 No
*I am your father*
@@samhamsamwich1405 brothers!
@@ameliacarpetsnake1574 hello my fellow brother nice to see u again
*Follow this light with your eyeball* he says as he lifts a light switch box.
IM DEAD OH MY GOODNESS
when your doctor doesn’t give a dam about your feelings
Doctor : 2:52
Me: 2:19
2:08 the face i make when my crush breathes in my direction
I can't stop laughing you just acted exactly as my physician 😂👌
Carl Poppa omg he cray tho
Yikes lol but I mean if it gets the job done lol
I think this is my favourite ASMR doctor roleplay video and ive been turned into a doll and had my organs stolen by a drug dealer
Brootnoot lol whatttt
What's the link to that one
Brootnoot ....what?
There are some weird videos that I've stumbled across
I've actually seen that doll one lol
0:00 - 0:05 me when i first meet people
Him: Your Vision is Average.
Me with a -2 vision: *Got it*
0:06 when your mum walks in your room and starts looking around for something but doesn't say anything
Your throat is perfect. Your teeth are yellow. LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Deaddddd
7:58 aww so cute!!
Christinas Heaven 100 likes congrats 🎉
The next Jim Carrey
The fact that he didn't turn the light off still bothers me to this day
me: *starting to fall asleep because it’s 3am*
him: *burps*
me: *jumps and is suddenly wide awake*