Jack Stauber, I know your "Can you get the dog please?" song has been leaked but I think you should continue it. Those who leaked it should feel ashamed.
Yesss the reason I like these songs is because I can tune out of whatever he is saying(that I know) and just vibe with the actual music but the noise from him singing is like a part of the music and it feels really cool bc unlike most songs I can turn my focus away from the lyrics I want to with his songs
@@noramaliahmisman7422 oh no, come on! He's the singer of THE CURE. And the song where he's singing like he were crying is "Boys Don't Cry" It's a classic, please
My one problem with Jack is that his songs are so catchy that they get stuck in your head, but so good that listening to them over and over doesn't wear out their catchiness, so they'll never come out of your head
Lyrics - Baby hotline please hold me close to you baby flatline still time to do it to baby snack time travel down to earth she’s a hoarder of quarters with no boundary boredom the moundry boredom I can tell your drinking eye has never opened I will say that somebody will die and I hate coping wishing that the pills make you cry and I hate hoping someday I will go back outside and see her okay.
Veda yes I know that. But I suppose what I mean is a standard length song of 2-3 minutes, ergo I wish it were extended to be such. I should have worded myself better
@@delamain611 not really, he makes extensions of songs from time to time, like turning Hamantha into a fully fledged song instead of a minute long clip
I like this song because of the mysterious vibe it gives, like there’s a story behind it. Even though I never knew about Jack, after seeing this video and how he acts, he seems pretty chill ngl.
If you don't Know The Story behind this is His Gf Was trying to kill herself but she called a hotline to tell them if she should kill herself but they hung up
my stab at the lyrics: Baby Hotline Please hold me close to you Baby flatline Still time to do it too Baby snack time Chow down to earth but hold your head She's a hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom No boundary boredom I contend that your drinking eye Has never opened I insist somebody will die And I hate moping Wishing that the pills let you cry And I hate hoping Someday I will go back outside And see her ok
I don’t know why, but his little shoulder shrug/movement with the “I hate hoping” part is really calming in a way. If that even makes sense I just really like it.
Baby Hotline Please hold me close to you Baby flat-line Still time to do it too (Ha-ha-ha!) Baby snack time Chow down to earth but in your head She's a hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dum Boundary boredom I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die And I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry And I hate coping Someday I will go back outside And see her okay
Baby Hotline Please hold me close to you Baby flat-line Still time to do it too (Ha-ha-ha!) Baby snack time Chow down to earth but in your head She's a hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dum Boundary boredom I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die And I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry And I hate hoping Someday I will go back outside And see her okay
The thing I love about Jack's music and animations is that you can never really tell if they're just silly, random, and disturbing for shits and giggles, or if there's actually some deeper meaning behind them. Regardless, they're always engaging.
I am a recovering drug addict, and when I was using… this song just remained me about myself and how I was destroying my life. My partners were scared for me. I plan on making a vent with this soon, but this song pulled me through my fentanyl addiction.
i have a smol theory on the meaning to this i think this song is about a couple, that just had a baby _(baby hotline, please hold me close to you)_ but the baby ended up somehow dying from a disease or accident, in the hospital, because they couldn't save it _(baby flatline, still time to do it too)_ and that makes the wife go crazy _(she's a hoarder of quarters with no boundary borders [i think that's the lyrics??])_ and she falls into a depression, so starts taking pills _(wishing that the pills let you cry and i hate coping)_ that makes the husband very sad, he's the one that made her take the medication because he wants her to be better, and he hopes someday she will get better _(someday i will go back outside, and see you're ok)_ this is just my personal interpretation, if you have a differing theory feel free to share it
Jack stauber looks like he gives good hugs
True
big agree
[agrees in egg]
Can confirm, he does
Yes
I can't express how much I need a hug from this man
Same :C
Same :""""")
Same :’>
Same...
Same-
"someday i hope i can go outside and see her okay." are the saddest lyrics.
agreed :(
I thought it said “ someday I will go back in time to see her okay”
I agree😢😢
I think bro died 0:06
@@khxlilplaysyt oh yeah💀
0:22 Bro it’s my favourite moment
SAMEE
AMONG US🔥🔥🔥
Артём-02ъ?
Артём-о2ъ
Артём!?
*dont you just hate it when someone cracks open your eye to have a cold one*
hey_thatsme a cold one with da bois
Me and the boys cracking open a cold one on Saturday
Cracking open one of the boys
Omg I hate it so much when that happens! Like can they not? I wanna cracking open my own cold one thanks.
Oh god yes it happens constantly i hate it
Is no one gonna mention how smooth that first line is?
📞 *Baby hotline, please hold me* *_close to you_*
@@autismduo3852 Baby flatline, still have time to do it too
The first line is smooth
Oreo _OwO baby snack time
Yes
How many times have you watched this?
Me: Yes
Ironic how we are watching this now
@@CR7_MADRID_PhonoaWe are going mentally going insane! I am coping so hard right now-💀
@@Noplan000 lol
10000000+
I play it on replay for an hour at least everyday it’s my routine
One of the greatest songs where the lyrics actually have meaning. How is Jack so good at writing songs most of the time?
Most of the time?🤣
Jack Stauber looks like that fun uncle who gives you presents every time he visits
I hope the presents are more songs like these ♡
[Insert lenny face]
@@kunoford3579 n o
auxitoy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@sandrakayser10 thank you kind person.
*_Why are your videos always satisfying to watch?_*
Is art man
Beautiful art sometimes edgy but beautiful art
Hamad The Dolphin Man ikr
Hamad The Dolphin Man because its jack stauber
That's a weird way of spelling terrifying.
Jack looks like what I would imagine that one cool dad
Jack Stauber, I know your "Can you get the dog please?" song has been leaked but I think you should continue it. Those who leaked it should feel ashamed.
You don’t need to understand it.
You need to _feel_ it.
Thats make sense.
Yes
you Vibe with it
Yesss the reason I like these songs is because I can tune out of whatever he is saying(that I know) and just vibe with the actual music but the noise from him singing is like a part of the music and it feels really cool bc unlike most songs I can turn my focus away from the lyrics I want to with his songs
so I need to feel calling a suicide hotline because of an abusive relationship?
I swear jack looks like looks like a mix between a lumberjack and an anime character with that hair
He looks like that one substitute in school everyone liked
Jessica S yes
Do you mean a more hairy version of jacksepticeye?
@@TheMadDoc49 girl you're right-
@Starrylite i legit just noticed that...
For those who don't know, this song is about someone who worked at a Suicide hotline and they had to put this girl on hold, she ended up committing.
I don't Think some people know what committing is
@@catherinehaag-is2ne do you not know what it means?
I do what it means
I like his vids
@@EmalineEditz it means killing your self
*the song*: 🙂👍
*The video*: ☠️💀🌚
Not
Really
The song: 😌👍
The video: 🤨😕
The backstory: 💀💀😵😵
@@IzaiahCordovayes really
These are so great. Going for a ride on an artist’s brain.
Hello Joe. I didn't know you enjoyed Jack Stauber as well. I trust you.
@@kork8213 _i can tell when you’re drinking _*_eyes_*
NOAHS NOAH IS CUTE
@@pointlesspickle1051 cheers
@@shaggyiguana4630 Yes injecting soft drinks is a legitimate practice GAttA gEt ThAT sUgAR HiGh mAaN!
It's really not.
Only Jack Stauber could pull off that voice crack on ‘cry’
I think that’s part of the song
Ikr
Well Robert Smith could do that too
@@yadirasousa9844 who's that
@@noramaliahmisman7422 oh no, come on! He's the singer of THE CURE. And the song where he's singing like he were crying is "Boys Don't Cry"
It's a classic, please
“Wishing that pills let you cry” part is so relatable…
For me Jack Stauber looks like a Funny Uncle that gives ya sweets or presents every time he visits
I want, scratch that, I NEED a full version
Who doesn't-
If he comes out with a new album I hope there is a full version of this song, because this is amazing.
yes
I second this!
Also need a full version of Keyman!
Very bold of you to assume only you need a full version
My one problem with Jack is that his songs are so catchy that they get stuck in your head, but so good that listening to them over and over doesn't wear out their catchiness, so they'll never come out of your head
Ikr
I KNOW IT'S GREAT
I listen to most of his content at work every weekday. That should tell you how great and enjoyable his stuff is
I don't mind it lol but your true wbiut that
Yeah I’ve listened to Doctor Cupid (both of ‘em) and Mirror Man more than 30 times-
Lyrics - Baby hotline please hold me close to you baby flatline still time to do it to baby snack time travel down to earth she’s a hoarder of quarters with no boundary boredom the moundry boredom I can tell your drinking eye has never opened I will say that somebody will die and I hate coping wishing that the pills make you cry and I hate hoping someday I will go back outside and see her okay.
Jack stauber looks like type of person who would just refuse ur death and keep texting you all years.
everybody gangsta until jack opens his *drinking eye*
Instead of Sharigan Drinking eye
Everyone gangsta until Jack makes those clay faces
everyone gangsta until vinegar doppio profile pic
ah yes, jotaro
This is beautiful
Jack please don’t lose your messy hair, it’s amazing
_ Thermo _ it’s looks like lumberjack
@@user-cw5cu4rc3y Adds character, my dude.
_ Thermo _ ikr
_ Thermo _ Your right it does look amazing :P
*it adds to the content*
Bro awakened the whole dreamcore fandom with this one
I love the little ring at the start! Great song!
jack stauber: exists
sleepykinq: *heavy breathing*
FINALLY A SLEEPYKINQ FAN
ya
YESS
jack: *breathes*
sleepykinq: its free real estate
*Hęę høø*
I need this as a full song omg I’m obsessed with it
Same
god same. I NEED A FULL VERSION OF THIS soooo good
This is a full song
Veda yes I know that. But I suppose what I mean is a standard length song of 2-3 minutes, ergo I wish it were extended to be such. I should have worded myself better
@@delamain611 not really, he makes extensions of songs from time to time, like turning Hamantha into a fully fledged song instead of a minute long clip
I like that part that he js opens his eye I'ma watch this over and over again 😊😊😊
I like this song because of the mysterious vibe it gives, like there’s a story behind it. Even though I never knew about Jack, after seeing this video and how he acts, he seems pretty chill ngl.
Jack Stauber: **uploads**
Animation memes: It's free real estate
it is indeed >:)
but....
blame TIK TOK TOO!
Tiktok: Hey, that's mine!
first, gamers vs furries & latex
and now, animation memes vs tiktok
*afuckingmen.*
*Guilty*
jack is so underrated because he does all the editing, animation, singing and so much more for all of his songs
And he does a darn good job.
Im pretty sure he is underrated because it gives children nightmare fuel
Agreed!💕
Oof it doesn’t give me night mare Fuel I love Jack
I know right
New favourite song unlocked
Let's be honest, we all want a hug from Jack.
Ik 😭
Yup
Yup
...
Who’s “we”
Jack’s voice crack on “cry” kills me every time. It sounds desperate and lonely and its my favorite part of this song, even if it is a bit bittersweet
same, i can hear the sadness on his voice
Ye
Jack is the only person who can pull of voice cracks so perfectly
So true
He’s wife end her life
Jack Stauber and Bill Wurtz are the gods of weird animation and catchy music
A collab would be great
This is the crossover we need
But not the one we deserve.
Ikr
Colab now
I love this song. Also now that I'm on meds I now understand that its actually harder to cry. Like my eyes won't let me.
0:14-0:22 it's my favorite part
We need FULL VERSIONS of your songs Jack
You need to check out Jack stauber micropop.
@@MM-ik2du fUCK,THAT'S SO COOL MATE
Some of them are on CZcams
He extended this one on his Patreon
If he extended this song already on his patreon. I think that it will be released eventually someday.
*someone calls me*
Them: hello-
Me: *b a b y h o t l i n e*
I'm gonna say that next time I get a call from a number I don't recognize.
@@hellotherefriendss Same ;w;
;milk tea-, h a h a h a.. I d o t h a t
Hehe 669 likes
*PLEASE HOLD ME CLOSE TO YOUUUU*
I been watching this replay 7 times is a good song ngl
0:22 I like this movment
Physically seeing you is always so shocking and fascinating, this reminder that you are a real person behind these lovely oddities.
Why is this so cute but so dark and gruesome
Mhm
Oh? Are you new? Jacks been getting his mom on. Don't worry about it.
.
TalKinG tO mE
Like Kirby.
Why is all the greatest song that I hear a lot come from him?!
Essa lenda viva e sisplemente só lança as melhores!!
I hate it when my eye spontaneously combusts.
Justin Y. YOU👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 FUNNY 👏
Absolutely the worst.
Is that supposed to be a reference to jontron flex tape?
Stop...STOP 🛑✋
Why are you everywhere you already have a bunch of subs
The perfect man dosent exi-
mood
@@camrecorder ^w^
Yeee
@@billier1882 Yeet
Omg yes
Jack looks like the person who gives presents every time he comes
He looks like a good hugger I NEED A HUG FROM HIM
If you don't Know The Story behind this is His Gf Was trying to kill herself but she called a hotline to tell them if she should kill herself but they hung up
we need an album that has all the short songs on it
Its coming
BILL NYE that is really ominous
@@totallyrealcia lmao ur name makes it even better
@@billnye5471 agree lmao
Rachel Brown jackstauber micropop
dAMN please make an extended version!! what a bop
YASSSS!
omg honestly
Perfection
Yes please!
agree/10
jack looks like he gives AMAZING hugs
Bringing back memories
i absolutely love the
_dudu dun dun_
_dudu dun dun_
-rhytm in the beginning
What about the hoarder of quarters part?
the "okay" at the end is really nice to hear
i dont know why but this guy has everything, hes cute, hes talented, he can produce and compose, im feeling pretty useless tho
Often when a person excels, they have hurt/failed elsewhere.
czcams.com/video/d4HhLQEc_2o/video.html
Just because one persos is good dosent mean you arent
@@totallyrealcia oof
The CIA oof x2
Boink. Right to the “Good Songs” playlist!
Jack looks like he would cheer you up whenever your sad he just looks like the right person to do that
all i want is him to collab with bill wurtz ... imagine the level of fever dream nonsense music they could create together !!
holy shit you're right
It would be happy but terrifying
OMG yisssss
Don’t get my hopes up
Liz Feltner nah their styles would clash, theyre good working their own corners
Jack stauber looks like he'd be a chemistry teacher!
Yes he really looks like my chemistry teacher. What a funny coincidence!
Oh no
*Breaking Jack Intro Starte Playing*
He looks like my psychology teacher
Yessss. 100%
YESSS
Work of art
Мне кажется если каждый день по несколько раз это смотреть,то можно сломать психику😢
I really want the extended version of this song
Ditto
damn bitch me too
Yup
I wish one too
Same fAm
This song is actually amazing, even being that short.
These songs are the best
He’s that one fun uncle you’re always excited to see
110%
Fr
Bad I didn't have one
He'd also probably be the uncle who shows you all of the stuff he's working on,and then he'd take you to go get doughnuts and some form of drink
Haha, but i dont have fun uncle
my stab at the lyrics:
Baby Hotline
Please hold me close to you
Baby flatline
Still time to do it too
Baby snack time
Chow down to earth but hold your head
She's a hoarder of quarters
And no boundary boredom
No boundary boredom
I contend that your drinking eye
Has never opened
I insist somebody will die
And I hate moping
Wishing that the pills let you cry
And I hate hoping
Someday I will go back outside
And see her ok
I think "and i hate moping" should be "I hate hoping" there is more I think different but their small so I won't talk about them. Anyway thanks!!
Snack*, but coping is correct
@@thegiantchocolatedinosaur3019 fixed it. thanks!
The one after the pills thing I think is "I hate gulping" but I can barely tell what he is saying
He definitely says somebody instead of someone
I love this song so much I feel like this type of music is my soul
I’m addicted to this song
0:22 is the best part, nobody can say otherwise
Yes
Agree
(Insert vibing cat here) 😺🐱
he opens his drinking eye
Yeah the start of the song is pretty shit, i was hoping there was some good remixes
Watching this at 3 am!😌
Man this is nostalgia
Holy shit that second half is really good, need extended version please.
Second part is one of the best parts
I actually like the first part more
Both parts are amazing hsjshs
it is. on his patreon
Boy do I have news for you
I don’t know why, but his little shoulder shrug/movement with the “I hate hoping” part is really calming in a way. If that even makes sense I just really like it.
Ik right, no idea why but I keep watching that part specifically
Same
THISSS OMG i rewatch it 1000 times and never get bored of it
Always thought it was ain't hoping
Ikr it’s just a weird feeling it’s satisfying
The little smile at the end is heartbreaking
My favorite song! This is my paradise😍
Baby Hotline
Please hold me close to you
Baby flat-line
Still time to do it too
(Ha-ha-ha!)
Baby snack time
Chow down to earth but in your head
She's a hoarder of quarters
And no boundary boredom-dum
Boundary boredom
I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
I insist somebody will die
And I hate hoping
Wishing that the pills let you cry
And I hate coping
Someday I will go back outside
And see her okay
Thanks m8
I think i already knew it that was a bit extra
I always thought it was moping. Aw well, people interpret it different. I still keep my opinion on the lyrics. Other than that, 100% agree!
Uhm the song I heard was much more wholesome
Baby Hotline
Please hold me close to you
Baby flat-line
Still time to do it too
(Ha-ha-ha!)
Baby snack time
Chow down to earth but in your head
She's a hoarder of quarters
And no boundary boredom-dum
Boundary boredom
I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
I insist somebody will die
And I hate hoping
Wishing that the pills let you cry
And I hate hoping
Someday I will go back outside
And see her okay
The thing I love about Jack's music and animations is that you can never really tell if they're just silly, random, and disturbing for shits and giggles, or if there's actually some deeper meaning behind them. Regardless, they're always engaging.
Ok
Ture
Very true, actually.
The extended song he released goes into it more, but I'm fairly certain that this is about a girl being put on hold on a suicide hotline.
You don't know the back story do you
This musics comfort me😌
I love his music too much ❤
Billie Eyelash: My videos are the weirdest
Jack Stauber: *Hold my clay*
yes
It's funny cuz it's true
e y e l a s h
@@rintheultimategoat i can't stop laughing at that
Clay?
hey dad thanks for that extended version it was pretty cool
A binding of isaac fan?
Jack stauber just looks like the type of guy to give you sweets when you are crying he looks so wholesome
The fact this is one of the samples of animatic intro song
You are one of the better artists who display their work on CZcams. Always so expressive and original.
Thomas Morris - I am 2
Imagine dying and seeing “created by jack stauber”
real
bc he made it
This was commented on rain
@@DaDoge.Are you gonna arrest them for fraud or something
@@Thesauceman-dh9qd no I'm just pointing that out jesus
This is one of my favorite songs
Idk why but this song always gives me the creeps fsr
Jack why do you look exactly like my uncle
I have questions
Is this what my uncle doing upstairs all day on Saturday
If your uncle looks exactly like Jack, can I have his phone number?
@@manlikecm364 lets take a step back man
@@manlikecm364 hey can you maybe not
Yes
-destryinaraincoat- WAIT SAME HERE THOUGH but mine jsut has less hair
Theory:
_Jack be calling._
Lol
I might make this my ringtone-
I actually wonder if the songs have a deeper meaning y'know
@@nosleep9816 they do
This is about a su--cuide hotline
@@nosleep9816 Probably maybe all his songs have a deeper meaning
i wish jack was a music teacher for all my classes
I love this it’s kinda annoying that everyone thinks that 1 billion views guy made it
The lyrics are so incoherent but they are so groovy.
If you can understand rap now a days you can decrypt this easily
Do you think Jack just knows when he’s about to drop a banger?
2 years, 344 likes, and no comments.
No one replied, so I'll do it for them.
I think he knows.
This is the best song ever
I am a recovering drug addict, and when I was using… this song just remained me about myself and how I was destroying my life. My partners were scared for me. I plan on making a vent with this soon, but this song pulled me through my fentanyl addiction.
Okay
i have a smol theory on the meaning to this
i think this song is about a couple, that just had a baby _(baby hotline, please hold me close to you)_ but the baby ended up somehow dying from a disease or accident, in the hospital, because they couldn't save it _(baby flatline, still time to do it too)_
and that makes the wife go crazy _(she's a hoarder of quarters with no boundary borders [i think that's the lyrics??])_ and she falls into a depression, so starts taking pills _(wishing that the pills let you cry and i hate coping)_
that makes the husband very sad, he's the one that made her take the medication because he wants her to be better, and he hopes someday she will get better _(someday i will go back outside, and see you're ok)_
this is just my personal interpretation, if you have a differing theory feel free to share it
got a couple of lines wrong ("no boundry boredom", "see her okay")
i like your interpretation, its more literal than some others
I just assumed it was about phone sex .-.
I feel that is way too literal but with Jack...who knows haha
what about “i can tell that your drinking eye has never opened” lmao
@@youngscoller soda and pop rocks will not kill you though
Now i know where that dragon puppet trend gets that song-