Becoming the FASTEST person to get BLACKLISTED from Freddy's Pizzeria
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- čas přidán 9. 10. 2022
- This is definitely my favorite non-SB FNAF speedrun.
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Music used in this video in order:
Pizza Sim OST- Four Bits
Sciophobia - Jo Wandrini
SMS - Delfino Plaza
Pizza Sim OST: Alchemist's Fantasy
LN1 OST - Prison Toys
Bugsnax OST - Charwee's Day Out - Hry
My grandma saw me watching this and asked what it was and I explained it as a "pizzeria game where his goal is to get blacklisted as fast as possible because it's hard to do and he wants to do it faster than some other guys" and she wanted me to wish you luck :)
W grandma
Based grandma
Grandma Support%
Grandma chad
GigaGrandma
paypal straight up going "you cant have friends or family in brazil" has to be one of the most funny things ive seen a company do for no reason
it's probably a tax thing, but also accidentally true about Brazil
paypal: "go to Brazil?" no, i think you misheard--we said NO to brazil.
Brazil is not a real place tho, it doesn't exist
@@DOMINNIMOD198 my country is south america
I mean after toretto, they been dealing with family so much they snapped.
Seeing spiff say "To get the blacklisted ending you need to complete saturday with 50 risk" is incredible knowing what pain he had to go through to gain this information
Or just look it up, people figured it out years ago.
@@rarejitter8485 In spiffs previous videos on trying to get blacklisted at all, he was finding many different ways to obtain the blacklisted ending, some saying it had to do with liability risk, some saying it had to do with lawsuits, some saying both of them together
Fruit punch for everyone!
50 rizz*
@@rarejitter8485 You got ratio’d very hard.
I love how the chat is now obsessed with the clown when at first they didn't want to sit for 15min watching it
It's like the clown is a drug and they can't get enough of it
They got Stockholm syndrome for clown.
The ticking effect
@@Sovereign_Toadstool verify your clock
Stockholm syndrome. We have it with the clown.
shadow banning is basically just making your shit not show up without you realizing you're punished. In terms of twitch, as a streamer this would likely mean your stream isn't shown in the discovery pages, like you wouldn't be in the list of people playing freddy's pizzeria. For chatters it'd just be that you can still write in the chat, but nobody would be shown your message. If you're actually banned as a chatter you just can't chat at all
The chatter shadow ban is a sneaky thing, I feel people should be aware of that and told they can view their messages for archive or that streamers see them but no other chatter can see them
@@flyingstonemon3564 that would defeat the purpose of shadow bans, which is to remove bad actors without them knowing so they won't just immediately make a new account
@@tituslehr7521 Feels off still imo, like I get the measure with this angle but It just feels a bit, err, unpleasant of a concept or thing to do
@@flyingstonemon3564 Yeah, it is...Especially when you've got paranoia, so the exitance of shadow ban horrifies you- But, it's still something which exists
@@Moon-Archive Yeah you could be screaming in the chat and no one will hear you, not pleasant on the mind
I love how spiff is trying to become illegal as fast as he can.
Florida sim
if he becomes illegal the clown is going with him
Tax evasion any% no major glitches
Jail speedrun any%
I mean did you really think you could make money by gambling in the empty machine you just bought when your place is closed? The playing tokens are clearly money washing, and all animatronics, arcade machines, games and machines (through bonuses and faz-rating currency scam) are all compliants in this pyramide scheme, and that includes the Scam punch Clown
Hearing spiff say "lovable characters into breedable beasts" has really fucked with my psyche, and I'm not sure I'll ever be able to recover
Monster legends is B E T T E R Dragon city is a rip off of monster legends, and has gotten to much popularity. they even stole one of the monsters
@@TechnobladeNeverDies8592 Bro,they're made by the same company,of course they would steal,it's their own character
hello from a year later. i hope you are well. i was rewatching this and just wanted to say "recover deez nuts"
It's quite surprising to me that despite how much Fruit Punch Clown Spiff does he never actually got the "cut your throat" easter egg.
Can I know more about this Easter egg please?
@@PrinceLearStan It has a random chance of happening where instead of saying "fruit punch for everybody", the clown says "tell anyone about this and I cut your throat"
@@PrinceLearStan It’s a voiceline with a random chance to play after you finish the Fruit Punch Clown minigame. It says “Tell anyone about this and I cut your throat”.
@@NukaCorgi ohh okay, thank you!
@@PrinceLearStanthank you for asking I had no idea either
spiff, for the love of god, you could've picked any word to describe the youtubers in dragon city and you chose to call them "breedable". Spiff you can't do this to me
I instinctively recoiled when I heard that, then had to do a double take.
Spiff: 1:21 This means that, presumably, breeding Mr. Beast and Dream is doable!
Me: SPIFF NO SPIFF WHY-
This comment is unreasonably funny
It’s literally one of the main mechanics of the game he’s just telling the truth
@@Vivigreeny25 And literally none of us can hear the word "Breedable" and not recoil in horror, ESPECIALLY when it's being used to refer to things modelled after real people
His background is getting more and more full with every video, I hope some day we're going to get a tour on all of his stuff
If you haven't seen the VODS, there's an Astolfo poster that's cropped out of the webcam.
@@pocketsizedweeb Oh thank you, I forgot I was subscribed to Vod channel, on which he probably put all those things up
@@pocketsizedweeb He got.. what?
@@itsFnD to explain: while he was playing alien isolation he made the monitor punch a community goal (you probably know this already) but afterwards he replaced it with the ability to choose something to put on his wall (it was a lot more affordable than monitor punch) that stream somebody made him put an astolfo poster on his wall.
@@anidiot192 the lore we all needed thank you
THIS VIDEO IS 1 YEAR OLD AND THAT F*CKING CLOWN IS STILL IN YOUR TOP 3 MOST POPULAR
I rewatch it every time it gets recommended to me and i’m sure other ppl do too. Its staying at the top lmao
@@Zappr I do to lol
You guys got room😎
@@Zapprsame
Second now😭
25:49
*Spiff:* "So it begins..."
*Scraptrap casually speaks through the vent perfectly timed:* "How can I resist? A promise such as this...?"
Guilty as charged. I've watched the Blacklisted video at least 6 times. It's just an extremely entertaining format.
I honestly don't enjoy pizza sim videos but Spiff content is Spiff content and I have to watch
Past David clearly knew what he was doing
@@AstralSpiff current David seems to know what he’s doing based on the amount I rewatch your vids ❤
@@Thundrfox :) will do my best to continue that. Glad you enjoy
just good vibes putting it on so i have some sound while i work
imagine the eventual world record progression video on this category, where the presenter has to explain that Spiff was playing at a disadvantage because he played the clown game every run, as if clown game vs no clown game is like NTSC vs PAL
CRYING
LMAO
I hope summoning salt explains the entire memey history of the fruit punch clown minigame
you know they're gonna go in on this "complete waste of time" only to reveal spiff got his first WR thanks only to the clown
@@IceFlower22 i feel like the competitive pizzasim blacklist speedrun scene would need to become very wild very fast for summoningsalt to even be aware it exists
He was the first man to get a true blacklist ending, and now he competes for the fastest. What a true lad.
I think that was DJ Sterf
hey there little wally. i will order a sausage. a beeg one! YAY! me just waants it
I think that my highlight in this video, isn’t just the main content,
*It’s that spiff has terraria updates in his “what’s new” on steam*
Mad respect
surprised Furry Feet Simulator wasn't on there
Prediction before I watch this: He practiced numerous hours on the clown before hand in order to master his clown ranking.
The clown is luck you can’t practice 😢
@@Spytagen you do need really quick reaction time
@@buzzly2040 I have a feeling his is already pretty good.
oh no I translated the words I’m so scared I don’t want to be cursed 😢I’m so scared woo wee I hope nothing bad happens to me
T⍑ᒷᓭᒷ ʖ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᓭ ᔑ∷ᒷ ⍑ᒷꖎꖎᔑ ᔑリリ𝙹||╎リ⊣ ᒷᓭ!¡ᒷᓵ╎ᔑꖎꖎ|| ∴⍑ᒷリ ||𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑリ ℸ ̣ ᒷꖎꖎ ╎ℸ ̣ ’ᓭ ᔑ ⍑⚍ᒲᔑリ ʖ𝙹ℸ ̣ 💀
@@Spytagen still good to sharpen them up, they can dull
i hope astral eventually uses a green screen as his background and puts the fruit punch clown behind him
Channel Point reward that forces Spiff to Open a new Website that's exclusively the Fruit Punch Clown and Play it
I hope he secretly commissions someone to build a real fruit punch clown to sit behind him
fruit punch clown cardboard cutout
He could also just have somebody build an IRL one and give it to him.
He used fruit punch clown as a background for his splits in the death % ultimate custom night runs, that’s pretty close
it went from just trying to get blacklisted, to now speedrunning it. this guy is insane
I'll be real, I do rewatch the pizzasim video pretty often. for some reason it just scratches a part of my brain. I think it's the mix of needing to figure out what you need to do to get blacklisted and how this game lets you know what's going on through audio cues most of the time. that and, of course, it's a Spiff video
Equivalent to “how can I become the worst manager ever” speedrun
My old boss has the wr on that
spamton funni
What game has that?
@@littlemoth4956 Real Life
I liked the part where spiff said "It's clownin' time!" and clowned on chat. Truly the stream of all time.
Definitely the worlds stream
the most stream ever
And I loved the part where Chat said “it’s clowning time” and then didn’t shut the fuck up about clowns the entire stream
God that was a awful movie morbius
@@nadersaid2215 wow, despite seeing this type of joke everywhere, I totally forgot about the movie
YOU CAN'T PROVE I'VE BEEN REWATCHING IT!
Discovering how an ending works is really interesting, it's probably why people keep coming back.
Jumpscares:
0:24 Silent Springtrap
8:38 Baby
10:12 Molten Freddy
10:20 Baby
10:43 Baby
14:20 Lefty
15:08 Molten Freddy
15:35 Baby
16:45 Lefty
17:55 Molten Freddy
18:00 Lefty
18:06 Lefty
21:02 Lefty
30:05 AWOOGA SCAWWY PICTURES!!!
30:13 Silent Lefty
30:32 Lefty
(I would ask Spiff for an ironic pin today for day 5 if he didn't have a mutual contract with a sponsor he had to pin)
thank you, we appreciate you
I legitimately can't help myself but rewatch the clown video every so often, just because of how you react to it.
"The clown giveth and the clown taketh away our sanity"
"You son of a bitch on the right!" is one of my favorite Spiff quotes
Mostly takes it though.
@@robert.7230 True
"addiction pays off guys" - spiff
I love “Turning more loveable characters into breedable beasts” 1:05
“Genius ad marketing” - MintTea
The Green Websites Consume All XD
Genius ad marketing
Dragon city is the new raid shadow legends
CHANGE MY MIND!
@@Local_Sand_Eater
New Raid: Shadow Legends implies Raid Stopped.
It also is utter slander. Dragon City is an actual game, unlike Money: Shadow Laundering.
thank God we can look back on this and see that it barely happened
As for bad customer support stories, I completely lost access to my Twitch account last year because my 2FA didnt transfer with a new phone, and I got the same automated responses to just "set up 2FA" over the course of 3 different email reply chains and support tickets, where the support AI could close its own ticket and never let you talk to a person
@21:00 "Watch me die, but it shouldn't be possible."
Lefty: "I'm about to end this man's whole damn speedrun!"
I regularly rewatch the clown video. Watching the clown soothes me. It's like those baby sensory videos
I love the random side tangent into paypal customer service only for it to conclude with "people in brazil don't have friends"
14:12
Considering chat went from "no more clown" to "DO THE CLOWN"
I think all of our emotions have been thrown out the window
He discovered the Clown Town with their clownism rewatching clown blacklisted, but he hasn't discovered there's a guy, me, watching sprintless monthly.
"Becoming the fastest person to severely endanger anyone who enters my pizzeria, so much so that I lose my job"
The character growth from Spiff never turning off the computer and just guessing to get through nights, to him playing crazy and getting a WR.
GGs on the world record bro!! Was a pleasure verifying it!
Did you enjoy clown time?
I fell down a slight rabbit hole… recently some American friends of mine had told me I had an interesting yet nice accent, and weren’t all too surprised when I said I was Canadian. They said my pronunciation and terms for things were different.
When I heard spiff say about at around 14:46 it finally clicked. I heard that little raise and had to check; he’s Canadian! Lmao idk why that came to mind, but it feels homey to hear someone speak like myself and others around me, now that I notice it :)
spiff, i'd like to personally apologize for how often i binge the pizza sim videos, you are my current and longest lasting comfort streamer/ content creator
fwuit punch fow evewyone
Lemonadje for everyone ay superiority
fwuit punch
spiff is definitely a great comfort streamer
tell anyvone about vis and I cut your fwoat
I’m afraid your sins are unforgivable my dude :/
@@abyss_rat nearly 2 weeks late but you are so correct
As a brazilian, I can confirm we dont have friends or family
verdade 😔✊
Spiff playing FNAF 6 without playing the clown is like bringing your kids to the store and not buying them anything. So glad Spiff was a good father to us.
İ like how he said he was gonna drop the sponsor if they didnt allow him to keep the dream and mrbeast breeding joke
Not the PayPal customer support 😭
Edit: love that everyone's confirming they rewatched the fruit punch clown video way too many times
This video was bonkers. Love how we went from unsure about the ending to speedrunnsss
As I rewatch this video, I feel compelled to tell Spiff that there's a reason that the original clown video was doing so well. CZcams was pushing the shit out of that video for a WHILE. It was the first Spiff video I watched, and it was because it was consistently in my recommended for a solid like 3 months. CZcams would not stop suggesting it to me until I watched, and I don't normally even watch FNaF stuff
I can confirm I have re-watched your first blacklisted video multiple times, idk man I can't quite put my finger on it but something about the video is just so entertaining to watch, whether I'm bored or eating dinner
Spiff is becoming the premier Action Park employee with all these blacklisting skills
On the note of rewatching videos. I have seen your 600% vod too many times. It good background noise, sleeping noise, and it's just enjoyable to sit and watch for a hour
16:45 The rare "Genuinely Scared" Spiff clip
I have come back and watched this video several times now for the “THREE EQUALLY SPACED SHOCKS” just to laugh my ass off every single time
His PayPal problems reminded me of a time where I got my rent trapped in purgatory for a week because it looked suspicious, despite the fact I've been doing that for 6 months in a row without a peep.
"Yeah, there's no way this guy can hold a job and pay rent seven months in a row, this one has to be fraudulent."
"Turning loveable character's into breedable beast" is such a flashbang of a quote, even with the context of being a sponsored ad from Dragon City.
Thanks for clarifying what we need to do for the Blacklisted ending!
Edit: Lefty being in the building when you start the game... Similar thing happened to me with Scrap Baby when I tried to go for Mediocre ending after getting the Egg Baby marked down for the Insanity ending then starting a new game.
Spectacular video my man, I know I'm more of a lurker but I wanted to come out of the woodwork to just say I really enjoyed this video. That final suspenseful night was so good. Stellar choice of music btw, weirdly loved the music
Best ln1 song
Spiff
Please use silent ventilation, audio lure is useless, it can only attract one animatronic at a time , and when you have two-three in the building it becomes useless, now on the other side silent ventilation makes so that the heat goes up slower, with silent ventilation you’ll need to use the fan pretty much never, and if you really want to know where the animatronics are use the scan, and listen for the audio cues on the right and left.
PS: the audio cues sound different depending where you are looking, when ur looking at the monitor, the sound on the right is from the right vent and the left sound from the left vent, but when your looking at the right vent, the sounds from there you’ll hear them from the front, and the ones from the left you’ll still hear them from the left, and the same with the left vent.
And when you absolutely know there’s an animatronic in that vent look at it for 8 seconds until you hear a sound of banging inside of the vent, even if you didn’t end counting the 8 seconds restart your inside timer and when you finish and you hear no banging sounds proceed with the printing tasks.
And watch ambience
I learned something new in this one with that Lefty salvage death, I never knew you could die after the final prompt. The more you know...
A random thought I’m gonna leave on a random video to get it out of my head, I find it funny how Afton spends most of his afterlife being stuck somewhere.
First he’s stuck in a small room, then he’s forcefully stuck in a horror attraction, scene missing for who knows how long, gets stuck in a building he was trying to look into, gets stuck in his own nightmarish afterlife crafted by a very spiteful child, gets stuck in some game, then somehow gets revived.
But is still stuck anyway because he’s literally on life support.
Poor peepaw.
To be honest at this point I think I can quote the first getting blacklisted run that was uploaded 5 months ago. It’s become my go to when I can’t find what to watch lol
Thank you for actually including the music used in the description! Really helpful, thank you.
I have a friend that was shadow banned on twitch 👁👄👁 basically, his stream was hidden from people finding it, and he couldn't raid/host. All of his growth relied on youtube and everything else because Twitch literally wouldn't let new viewers find his stream unless they actively searched his name/followed a link.
TL;DR, Twitch shadowbans work like youtube ones, people can't find your content organically, and your tools like raids and hosts become unreliable at best
Hey Now! Just saw this for the first time. Congrats on beating my run, and I wish you nothing but the best!
I am not ashamed to admit that I am one of the people contributing to the clown video statistic. I'm fairly sure I watched it like three times over the past weekend alone.
Fruit Punch Clown is the first Astral video I ever watched and I always rewatch it when CZcams recommends it to me
INSANE streamer subjects his audience to THE CLOWN
Wait. That one donation from one of your other runs that said they were staring at the clown at the top-right was just seeing into the future. There's a clown in the top-right now. They played us.
Chat during first certificate streams: No MoRe cLOwNs PLeaSe!!
Chat during speedrun attempts:
CLoWn!!
Bc he does the clown a lot in cert runs but not as much in speed runs
13:38 Oh wait that’s me!
I rewatch the fruit punch clown video like all the time
Wait I feel so called out bc literally seeing your new uploads makes me want to rewatch the fruit punch clown video
I like the video, what can I say? I really like pizzeria simulator and there isn’t a lot of content for it out there…
*Speedrunning unable to step 25 feet in the premises of freddy fazbears for the rest of your life*
Spiff, I have watched the clown video so many times. 10/10 video makes my day infinitely better seeing the clown and chat’s agony
spiff would be 100% world record holder on all of the fnaf games on every category if he didn't read the chat every 3 seconds
33:48 “adding Daryl is cool” Spiff you’ve just become 10x cooler for saying that
Nice dragon city joke spiff I hope you didn't have to argue with the dragon city team to say it
to be clear what people mean when they say shadowbanning happens on twitch is that when a channel bans you, it actually marks your IP address, so any account on that address can type but no one on the channel can see the messages
Funny how you quip at 24:46 about how quiet the sound effects are, because this is actually the first time ever I've actually heard the sound of the animatronics entering and leaving the office vents
its an amazing day when spiff uploads
I gotta say, spiff. This may be the best thumbnail I’ve seen in a long time
Gotta agree
I had to crank my computer's volume up to maximum just to hear the vent sounds, and even then they were still kinda quiet. All this time I had no idea what people were hearing in the vents when they played this game and now that I have given myself hearing damage, I finally understand. I'm glad I was able to make this revelation.
It was wonderful being there for the stream David! can't wait for the next one
Bad customer service?
CAMPEÃO MUNDIAL!! VAI BRASIL!!
Me already having watched all the VODS of these speedruns, clicking on this video: YEAHH new Spiff content let's GOOO
“You can’t have friends in Brazil”
Damn
Honestly, I use your videos to fall asleep. helps keep my mind off thinking thoughts whilst trying to sleep sk I have probably watched every single one of your long-form videos at least thrice. I know for a fact I've watched your SB without running at least 10 times
Hey, Spiff is on trending!! Glad to see it! You've become one of my favorite creators recently, I love seeing new uploads on your channel!
Fruit Punch Clown should be the manager at this point.
Henry: What are you doing?
Michael: Trying to get sued as fast and often as possible.......also there's a clown
Whenever I'm eating, I'll literally go into your uploads, scroll, and randomly click (because I need to watch videos while I eat). I have absolutely watched the fruit punch clown video more than once, maybe upwards of five times. I've lost count.
Dude- The amount of views that clown video is gonna get now that you mentioned it to us… it’s gonna be number 1 for months-
“Chat is complaining but there’s been a clown visible all stream” just wanted to appreciate this comment from chat
This channel, and reruns of Would I Lie To You, are my comfort retreats. Especially when I have a nasty fever ( such as now ).
7:38 as a brazillian, can confirm that not only paypal's support, but their services here are pretty shitty, they discontinued their wallet earlier this year and now theyre passing any money you receive directly to your bank, and yet they managed to fuck that up too by taking up to an entire day to send the funds, also good luck receiving any currency that isn't Real or buying anything online without a credit card, it can be done, but it's an endless headache
btw, great vid 🙏
ngl I've rewatched the fruit punch clown video like 5 times already. the call-out spiff, the call-out 😭😭😭😭
edit: I would love for the clown to become apart of optimized runs as a way to make money 🤩
I will admit. I've been rewatching the Fruit Punch Clown video. But in my defense I rewatch almost all your videos. I'm sorry David.
1:08"Turning more lovable characters into breedable beasts"
Me commissioning fanart for rule 34.
Almost a year later and I keep coming back to watch this. that's how good this video is.
so we're just not gonna mention how the dude with the fastest blacklist speedrun made a pizza with corn and shards of a security breach disc-
In my defense, I'm rewatching ALL of your videos! Not just the fruit punch clown video!
Speedruns of this game are so funny in the context of the game. Imagine being Henry watching a rotten ass Michael go insane playing fruitpunch clown for like 5 hours
idk if anyone has mentioned this yet but according to a guy who looked into how the game works the directional sound is flipped if the character is approaching you from behind
vid from itztaken
1:05
...do I blame Spiff for the wording or do I blame the ad script? I do need someone to blame though
I would blame Spiff lol, he absolutely does this on purpose
It's me. I'm the one rewatching the Fruit Punch Clown video.
I always love coming to this video as it's one of my favs he's made. The stressful last night is always good to watch no matter how many times I've seen it.
i love the newer editing style, the bit with paypal customer support was great LMAO