10 Snacks' Banning Hammer - 21st Century Shitpost Man - /v/ the Musical 2

Jeff was all alone, starting up his Google Chrome
Reading all of /v/
Posting with much glee how Nintendo is doo-o-o-omed
Trolling the imageboard, calling everyone “shitlord”
Calls out biodrones
Saying Smash Bros sucks cause it’s just cloo-o-o-ones
But as he’s getting ready to bait
A note comes on the screen
Ding Dong, Snacks’ banning hammer
Came down upon his thread
Ding Dong, Snacks’ banning hammer
Made sure that he was dead
Typing all-caps HE, Matt makes a thread bout Lanky
There he goes again
Asking to get banned with his pointless threads
Huge, Expanding Dong, posting bout his favorite Kong
while he just unwinds
Writing 50 times about DK oh oh oh
But as he comes back from Taco Bell
His IP’s gone for good
Ding Dong, Snacks’ banning hammer
Came down upon his thread
Do Do Do Do Do
Ding Dong, Snacks’ banning hammer
Made sure that he was dead
GG, /v/ erupts, says the indie scene’s corrupt
to its rotten core
Snooping till it’s four in the morning oh oh oh oh
John, Carl, Claire and Pete screaming from their twitter feed
Gaming must be free (He does it for free)
The press does not agree and they shun them oh oh oh oh
But as they pile up to make a new thread
The mods now change their mind
Ding Dong, Snacks’ banning hammer
Came down upon their thread
Do Do Do Do Do
Ding Dong, Snacks’ banning hammer
Made sure that they were dead
Wow wow wow oh!
Do do do do do
Banning hammer Snacks

[@jandrnek6122]

Now that the dust has settled, I think we can all agree: Snacks' Banning Hammer was the best song of this year.

[@7411y]

Holy SHIT, never expected this song to be used.
This collection gets better every song I listen to.

[@EnderGhost119]

***** Maxwell's Silver Hammer

[@mikehunt8943]

i feel like paying the author to sing about me banning on my gmod server