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I used to think that when an actor grew up in a movie that they wold wait until they grew up in real life to make the next part
I also thought that automatic doors were operated by a person looking through a camera
+thor steffes They pretty much did that in the movie Boyhood!
That's funny. as a kid I used to think that whenever you paused the movie...the actual actors would pause and if you started the movie over...the actors would start from the beginning. as if every movie was Live. haha
"Boyhood"
+thor steffes so u r the one who directed boyhood?
I used to think that a racist was someone who could run really fast. I ran around my aunts house yelling "I'm a racist, I'm a racist!!"
Maximiliano Luera sounds legit
Maximiliano Luera So you thought Sonic was racist
+knight gaurd is he not?
Lol probably something I would've done
+Maximiliano Luera That reminds me of that episode of Family Feud / Family Fortunes where the question was "Name a dangerous race" and the guy said "The Arabs"...
I used to think women got pregnant simply by deciding it was time to have a baby.
Wait... That's not how it works ?
that would be awesome.
i thought you automaticly get pregnant after wedding.
i mean scientifically that is kinda how it works
I used to think that wedding rings were magic and got women pregnant.
I used to think the factories that gave off white smoke were how clouds were made
same
Me too! #childhood
I used to think that clouds were cotton candy.
I remember getting on an airplane with my cousin, and I got the window seat, she had the seat next to me. We both stared out of the window looking at the "cotton candy" and we got into an argument over which one of us god would prefer to share his cotton candy with. 😂
I used to think that too!
Meee tooo omg
I used to think that the commercials on the radio were just a bunch of people standing in a line waiting for their turn to say their commercial
LOL SAME!!!!
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONEEE
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA omg this made my day!!
***** Haha! I knew I was right!
When I was little I thought that all the songs were sung live by the artists! LOL!!!!
i used to think ATM machines just gave you money for no reason
Hahaha! That's amazing!! You have me lashing way harder than any of these!
Same here XD
mysro me too
mysro Same!
Ooh, is that Kuromi?
I used to think black n white cows made regular white milk, brown cows made chocolate milk and caramel cows made caramel milk ... i had no explanation for strawberry milk
Obviously, the rare pink cow produces strawberry milk.
Red Angus, of course.
you'd be surpirised to know that 7% of all American adults actually think that
Wait, that's not true?
Caramel milk?
I used to think the button with the red triangle in your car was a self-destruct button.
Lol I used to think it would automatically call the police if you pressed it.
i thought it turned the car into a boat
The McP The only cars I ever rode in as a kid only had this switch on the steering wheel column so I never really saw it on the dashboard until I was old enough to know what it did.
The McP I just died.
I thought it was an emergency escape thing that would make the passenger chair shoot up through the roof if the driver was annoyed with them
Instead of Ann I used to think my middle name was "And" so a few times on my first grade assignments when we were required to write out our full name I wrote "Taylor And Morris"
Hahahahahahahaha best thing ever
hahahahaha
Oi, no teamwork on assignments! :)
I used to think lions were boys and tigers were girls.
same lol
I'm not the only one after all XD
oh lol! i used to think dogs were boys and cats were girls :D
that's cute
ligers!
i used to think that actors died in real life when they "died" in the movies. then when i saw them in other movies i was sooo confused
Me too
that must've been some intense feelings during watching the movie
Me too.. lol.. there were so many actors I'd be like.. he's still kickin' ?!
I used to think automatic doors were opened by a person who looked at a camera and pressed a button everytime someone passed through.
Joanna Cha so did I!
I am so old that I SWEAR the mats USED to have a censor that helped OPEN the doors, as the mats were sort of THICK. Now I KNOW the ones of today have a camera that opens the doors. BUT didn't the mat used to have something to do with it in the sixties and seventies, anyone?!
I used to think the buildings behind the late night shows were real...
Me too
Wait, WHAT?!!!!
they aren't? 💀
I found they aren’t embarrassingly recently :(
When I was in elementary school whenever something needed cleaned up the secretary would say "will a custodian come to the office." over the intercom, and so I thought Willa Custodian was a person. And I was like "Willa Custodian is always gets in trouble a lot." man do I feel stupid.
I laughed so hard at this!! Thanks for sharing.
I used to think when I accidentally ate watermelon seeds a whole watermelon plant would grow in my stomach
Brendan Allen My dad told me that if I ate the seeds, watermelons would grow out of my ears. I believed it and ate the seeds on purpose. Turns out he was wrong, but if you swallow them whole, they WILL come out of your butt.
I used to as well, but I took it a step further, because my grandma said something shortly after telling me that. I don't remember what exactly she said but it was something along the lines of "if you sit somewhere long enough, roots will grow out your butt." So I was under the impression that, if you swallowed a watermelon seed, the plant would grow from your stomach and the roots would come out your butt. And you would be stuck in place as some weird zombie watermelon thing....
Lol that’s actually a children’s book I read to my kids... don’t know if you will see this since your comment is 5 yrs old.
Is there anyone that didn't used to think your heart was actually shaped how you drew it as a kid?
Yeah
Perks of growing up with surgery videos
I grew up in a house full of nurses so that belief was murdered before it had time to take root.
Lmao me
Fun Fact: When you take the actual human heart, and look at the side of it that faces towards your back, you can make out the shape of the heart we drew as kids. That's why the heart we drew as kids is shaped the way it is.
when I was I kid, I thought that all tv was live so every time a rerun came on the actors just acted out the same episode again.
same...
James Harrod Same 💀😂
I used to watch the same movie over and over again and it got so intense that I felt bad for the actors. I thought each time I put the tape in the vcr that they had to do the whole thing over again.
Same here! I was super confused when my mom changed the channel and the same actor was in another show!
Looks like i'm binge-watching a whole load of Jimmy Fallon haha
LivvyPiggy MC Me too LOL
Me three(ears)!
opalhopeful96 I see what you did there :)
STLraveographer You're very clever. Thanks so much. Now, take me down to a very nice city where they serve great eetillian with fresh farmer john cheese! Hahaha!
opalhopeful96 yeah I know it was a stretch, but I just couldn't help it...
when I was little I thought my mom said Tomato when she said Tornado. I would fear giant tomatoes smashing through our windows.
I know this comment is four years old, but I just wanted to say that I read that comment as "...Tomato when she said Tomato..." and I got so confused lmao.
I used to think that the statues in cemeteries were the people that died dipped in concrete
😂
Rilee Devine did you watch Star Wars around this time? 😂😂
A guy I knew used to think women pee blue, because his mom would put blue cleaning products after going to the toilet.
In India, a lot of boys think that because sanitary napkin ads showed scientists pouring blue liquid on pads to show that the pad works
And also boys who didn't know about periods thought that woman wear diapers called pads 😂😂😂
@@coachprachidas THATS HILARIOUS🤣
i used to think that the audience laughter on a sitcom came from microphones in everyones TV. I remember watching the Cosby Show and laughing really really hard to see if i could here myself laughing on TV..
I used to think the moon followed me XD
me tooo
me too😂😂😂
Same here 😂😂
same!!
SAME
I used to think the whole world was in black and white until someone invented color.
yessss same!
ME TOO
SAME
So did I! I asked my mom once if she could see color when she was a kid. Lol
My sister did too!!!!
I used to think you could only listen to AM radio stations in the morning.
So did i
I used to think every mailman was named Joe because that was the name of my mailman. A new mailman came to my house and I said Hi Joe, turned out his name was Joe too. Then I moved to a different state, the mailman's name was Joe.....funny how these things happen.
Hi person from 5 years ago.
Every mailman’s name just might actually be Joe
How do you know if there’s a mailman out there who’s name is NOT Joe? Maybe it’s part of the working conditions 🤔
I used to think if I took the tags off my pillows I would be arrested.
what
+Ulysses VL there's a tag with a warning on pillows and mattresses that says something about it being against the law if you pull it off. Also something else about the FBI
so true hahahaha
Richard ...Kinda same...
You will be though...
I used to think that traffic lights were controlled by tiny people that lived inside the lights and sat in a little control room with a whole bunch of computer screens. And if you insulted them or something, they would hear you and get mad and make the red light longer.
SAME!
Haha lol same
Me too lol
That makes sense, cuz I always go around insulting traffic lights. 😂😂😂
Me too!!!
I thought "good riddance" was a proper way to say goodbye to someone because my uncle always said that when we would leave, turns out my uncle is a jerk & I got in so much trouble when I said good riddance to my Moms friend & her kids.
😂 this made my day!!! lolol
Isabel Freeman It's totally true too.
🤣🤣🤣
hahaha omg
I used to think "plastic surgery" meant they replaced part of your skin with plastic.
It is isn’t it?
Sometimes they DO put fake fillers and materials in or on you, right?
I used to think that if you started stirring in one direction and then started going the other direction, all the ingredients would come apart again.
I used to think teachers slept on the benches at school every night
Right
I used to think they were aliens 👽
Meee tooo lmao
They get paid so much, they prolly did.😕
Lol
I used to think the first line of the Star Spangled Banner was "Jose can you see?" Didn't we all?
No.
Also, when I was a little kid, I thought comedian Bill Cosby's name was Bill Crosby, and that he was the brother of Bing Crosby (despite the fact that they have different skin colour).
"You got any pit last night?" omfg
i died XD
When I used to watch tv when I was little I USED TO THINK THAT people climbed into the tv from the back.
+Stefanie Lauchman As a little girl I used to think that the anchor on tv can see and hear me, so when the news were on and she was reading I was trying to be as still as possible, because I didn't want to interrupt her during her work. :D
+Nina Zupančič aw you were so polite!
I wonder what happened to that quality :) :) :)
my parents' friends' TV had a hole in the screen. I would wonder if I stuck my finger in there would I touch the people.
When I was little I thought the Christmas song The First Noel was talking about how there is no letter L in the word Christmas.
that is hilarious
Same here...
amazing XD
I used to be afraid and confused of cereal because I watched Americas Most Wanted and they were talking about "Serial Killers"
Because I never saw my dad flick the switch while driving, I used to think that the car knew where he wanted to turn and initiated the signals on for him.
I used to the the " restroom " was a room where you toke naps.
It isn't? I've been doing something wrong then
I used to think teachers and school staff lived at school.
The janitor of my elementary school DID live in the school.
Or at least he used the apartment provided for him inside the school for something...
I did too, I think every kid did at one time or another
I did too, I think every kid did at one time or another
Me too!!!!
I used to think Alaska was warm/tropical because it was always next to Hawaii on maps...
Someone once sent me a
omg i never thought of that. thats so funny. 😄😂
I never thought of THAT and now I can't stop laughing!
That’s hilarious XD
This is the first one in all the comments that has made me laugh out loud- thank you. That is great! I never ever thought of it that way.
I used to think there was a station under each traffic light and people would sit there and press a button to change the green to yellow then red. Not a job I wanted.
Hahaha lol. I thought I was alone.
Same
I thought people at the corner store controlled the lights- that is why there were convenience stores on the corners.
OMG I thought that was only me that thought that!!!
OMIGOODNES ME TOO
I used to think, but then I stopped.
that's a shame.
me too. i used to think a lot, and really deep about things, but now my head is basically empty or in endless useless loop of popular songs.
that's what I thought about Ellen at first too! xD
i did as well!!
Me too! XD
Everybody did
I used to think that Sesame Street was just Canada. Like only one street in an entire country. I was a special child
I used to think windscreen wipers came on automatically when it rained... when i had my first car my friends asked why i didn't put the wipers on when it was raining.. i said " i think they're broken" .. my friends then explained. lol oops!
I had a car years ago that the windshield wipers DID come on automatically when it started to rain
Ellen , The Generous was the best!
I used to think that people lived in black and white then one day everything was in color and that was why movies were in b&w then changed to color.
Me too 😂
Wow I thought that too
gaby f. lol me toooo
gaby f. Didn't we all?
ruthiehenshallfan99 lol probably
There was a kid at my old daycare that would sing "living on a prairie" really loud every time it came on the radio until someone finally corrected him.
I used to think Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon were the same person. Until I looked it up/
you're not alone
Whew, I was hoping I wasn't.
Jimmy Fallon is so much better
I agree
Med 2.
I used to think "volleyball" was bally-ball
i still call it that just cause it's easier to say...im 16
I can relate lol
i did too
i used to think that there was a car language of beeps that you had to learn when you learned how to drive so you could communicate with other cars on the road
That's actually not a bad idea, but then neither are turn signals and people can't seem to figure those out already.
We should invent that. Like a car version of Morse code. 😂
I used to think Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel were just one person named Jimmy something.
Thank god I thought I was the only one.
+uninvincibleete Same here! Hahahahhaha
+uninvincibleete Same here! Hahahahhaha
SAME
I thought that until today.
I thought beards&moustaches grew out of your nose and I thought cats were the female version of dogs
When I was little, my parents wouldn't let me sit in the passenger seat. The reason was that if we hit something, a bag would pop out and hurt me. They meant the air bag, but I pictured a bag full of knives and stuff coming out to murder me...
Good lord
i used to think that a drug store is where you bought illegal drugs. I was like keeping a huge family secret. #iusedtothink
As a kid I used to think a man HAD to be older than a woman when they got married
Daniel Brown me too
I thought a man was always taller than his wife when I was younger
These days, there still seems to be a school of thought that a man can marry a woman much younger than him. But if a woman marries a younger man, she is either a cougar or a cradle-robber.
Daniel Brown 100th like!
Same
Since I have 2 older brothers and 2 older sisters I use to think that when my parents died my oldest sister and oldest brother would get married and become my new parents. Then when they died the others would get married and be my parents.
***** Don't judge me. I was like younger than 5
My mother was mentioning one time that she was sending a card to friend who had their birthday on Christmas Day.
I was a little kid, and told her she was wrong, because God would never allow anyone else but Jesus to be born on Christmas Day, as they may take his spotlight.
So, I used to think that no-one in the history of the world,ever, other than Jesus, was ever born on December 25.
When I was four, I asked my mother: "When I turn five will my forehead be called a fivehead?"
Still haven't lived that one down....
I’ve been binge watching these and noticed this video was SEVEN YEARS AGO. This man don’t age
I used to think the name on a gallon of milk was the name of the cow it came from. lol
I used to think that buzzkill meant death by bees.
Kyle Moore, it totally should be called that!
now that's funny!
I used to think that when we sang "Hosanna in the highest" in church it was "oh SANTA in the highest" because we always sung it right before christmas :P
Cookie Monster that’s hilarious 😂
I used to think Hail Mary full of grace, was Hail Mary full of grapes.
I used to think Orlando, Florida was "Our Land of Florida."
That made me laugh really hard 😂
There were so many lawyers in my family that, until I was 5, I thought our last name was "Esquire".
I used to think that trees could move of their own accord and their motion is what created the wind.
This would be scary.
What a wonderful world
that sounds like a great story
That is actually a cool thought.
My grandfather was a triple amputee(both legs and an arm) and he was confined (he had brain damage as well) to his bed. I used to think that if I just went to the hospital, I could just go to the leg bin and bring his back to him and he would be OK. I always thoughts that the doctors had a bunch of patients in a room and chose who should have their legs chopped off and that my grandpa was one of them. I thought doctors were bad people. Now I know better.
I used to think that when people died in movies they actually had to die in real life so the scenes were real and i used to think wow "people actually got killed just for a movie to get some money" Lol
What. The. Fuck.
Me too when i saw one of sean bean's movies when he died and next movie he was in thouhot WTF
Oh and then what did you do
Courtney Jo You're not alone... I thought this too
So glad I'm not alone hehe
I used to think the Force was a myth
Obi-Wan Kenobi lololol
I feel disturbance in the force.
Trump's Space Force.
Oh, it's real.
I used to think kidneys were actually on your knees.
:D
I used to think Ellen DeGeneres was called Ellen Degenerate.
>.>
Don't worry, I used to think it was Ellen Degrees. XD
So did I
i thought it's Ellen De Generous.
lol x'D
Hahaha my dad thought the same thing...Ellen Degenerate XD
I used to think that I'm an adventurer, until I took an arrow to the knee...
2011 called, they want their jokes back...
Nick879 Middle school called. They want their comeback back.
Mike Greenwalt the archer texted, he wants the arrow back.
trizonkatalyzt The arrow texted, it wants its knee back.
hereLiesThisTroper O.O''........the knee texted, it don't wanna get shot again...
I used to think a "hashtag" was called a pound sign.... :/
It is called "pound sign" or the "number sign". Someone made up the term hashtag. If you neant to be sarcastic in any way, I apologize and please disregard my comment.
yup... totally sarcasm lol
It is the lb sign!
HAHAHAHAHAH "I used to think a blender was a margarita because that's all my parents ever used it for" OMG XD
My friend used to think the lyrics to "I Like Big Butts" was "I like big butts and a can of pie"
idek ._.
You sure it was a friend? *cough* oldest trick in the book *cough*
xD
Garnent I'm going to start saying that.
I'm going to sing it like that now
Oh no i can't unsee this
I used to think people were underground controlling the traffic lights.
I used to think "tuck" was a bad word. What the tuck was I thinking.
You're grounded!
Tuck that!
I used to think that everytime id watch a movie on VHS (I know so old) that the characters would have to act it out all over again. And when I paused it and didn't come back for hours or days that they were stuck like that until I returned.
I used to think that animals weren't killed for meat. LIke we would just go up to them and cut out what we want from them, then treat the wound so it could heal and then that part would just grow again.
wierd part is killing them seems like it's the nicer option
namekman01
And the creepy thing is that I have actually heard of that being done in the past. Except they'd do something like cut off a pig's leg and it of course wouldn't grow back. But apparently that was their idea of saving their pet pig while also having some pork to eat. It really does seem pretty messed up.
i love vegan. they always taste so healthy.
This is often done with crabs. Their claws grow back, so many people that harvest them will take one or both claws and then toss them back so they regrow.
Weird. From an interesting perspective though, I mean, it's that or the thing dies, so maybe it is more humane then killing them.
I used to think that FTW stood for fuck the world.
deoxy999
so did I even though that made no sense.
I used to think that it meant fuck the what.
deoxy999 I still think it means fuck the what, what does it mean?
Grumpy Bear It means "for the win."
deoxy999
We know now.
(edit: oh. didn't see that comment.)
When my mom was pregnant with my younger brother, I thought she had eaten him. I was 3 at the time
Did you also think when babies were born the mom's stomach ripped open and that's how they were delivered? Asking for an acquaintance because it definitely wasn't me that thought that😄
@@oliviagreen7423 No
@@daynamorris2399 Aw lol
I used to think that you were obligated to swear after you stubbed your toe.
My mom (we're Dutch) thought she could prevent me from saying Shit (which we say too) by changing her curse to German. Which was very naïve, because it doesn't matter what you say, I'll repeat it, it's not like I understand what I'm saying anyway.
So in Kindergarden, age 5, I stubbed my toe, stood still, stamped my feet and growled in a low voice; 'Scheisse scheisse scheisse!!!'
God fer dummel !
@@Kate-ui5kc Haha, that'd be a Godverdomme in Dutch, I'm guessing, or a Gottverdammt, in German.
I used to think that if I killed a bug, it would send out a signal to all other bugs and they would hunt me down. >.>
That is actually true of bees, I hate to say. Killing one around several others sends out a pheromone which the other bees sense and use to go after the one that hurt their brother so... yeah, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you, buddy xD sorry!
D:
/dying/
I used to think your fore-head was your four-head, and that when I turned five I complained that my five-head hurt......
my parents taught me some words in Spanish when I was little, and I came to the conclusion that cuatro cabesa was how you say forehead in Spanish
Adorable!! Lol
lmao
When I was a kid I learned my birthday was on December 7th when I turned 7, so I thought that next year my birthday would be on the 8th XD
I used to think milk came from white cows, chocolate milk came from brown cows, and strawberry milk came from pink cows. So, I always asked my mom where at the pink cows are and I was very upset when she finally told me there are none.
Red cows give the pink milk!!
I've seen this 4 times and still laugh untill my stomach hurts from gut-wrenching laughter! Thank you Fallon and Higgins!
5 times now! Revisiting and still laughing!
In Bon Jovi's Livin on a Prayer,when it says "Gina worked the diner all day" I thought It said "Gina was a-dyin of old age" until I was an adult
Haha I thought so too until I read your comment! :D
Lmao same here until just now
. . .until I read this.
#IUsedToThink A baby was made if you were married and had to take a really big poo, you'd go to the hospital to poo out your baby.
Gavin Wills
I used to think baby’s were made by a man and a woman being naked and just lieing near or on each other and when they slept the men’s seamen would go into the woman and a baby was made
*WWWWWWWWWTMI*
The kid I babysat thought moms pooped out babies- I just causualy nodded
Three ears old. LOL
#iusedtothink Pineapples grew on pine trees then died, shriveled up, and became pinecones.
I used to think a "sweet tooth" meant that it hurt to eat candy.
So did I . I totally forgot I used to think that until I read your comment :D
I used to think it was an actual tooth that made you want to eat lots of sweets...
+Lydia Pogoda me too
+Lydia Pogoda me too
I used to think that when u wer little ur knees wer called kidneys kid-knees
I used to think that Leonardo DiCaprio was Leonardo Da Vinci's brother -,-
I used to think mail men drove around with no pants on
Ok???.....😂
Until I was 16, I though steak was from horses.
Danny you werent all wrong
TSM TSM TSM!
1 word: Gisney (instead of Disney). Stupid signature.
Camyy99 I used to think the Y was a P and the P was silent
+ddy98 lol i thought that as wel
Whenever I see a Disney movie I think the screen says "Disnep"
Camyy99 Ikr!! Finally, I’m not alone anymore ;) For me it was actually worse than you, when I was a kid I would say “Disney” but never realized that that signature spelled out “Disney” haha, it was just too crazy a signature
I thought it was Disnep too...