I’ve got problems too!! :(

Please don’t let this one be the one that goes viral
Music and lyrics by willow millard
While my mates are out dancing and enjoying the season
I spend my nights alone for one simple reason
That’s why I’m too shy to be part of the scene
It’s something that started when i was thirteen
Not that the other thing
ACNE, I HAVE ACNE, sure not that badly, but it’s true sadly and that’s exactly what I blame for every problem I face, ‘cause I’m a little self conscious about my face
And I know that my skin would be clearer
If I wasn’t always pressed up against the mirror
Carrying out that external epidermal, surgical rehearsal
And after all this, god, I expect reimbursal
Because I’ve tried every lotion, every potion, insta reels and offered deals
Please don’t put toothpaste on your face or miss any meals
All these countless barely certified “hopes in a jar”
They’re just like pills they sell on adult sites
They don’t work and they’re super embarrassing if your mother stumbles upon them, even though you tried your best to hide them under your bed, “no mum, I need those blue pills for my matrix cosplay, I’m being Neo if he was a junkie”
Not based on a real example
And I’m not saying that you shouldn’t wash your face, that is vital
This is no anti vaccine rant or science denial
We all should trust the experts, surely that is a given
But the conglomerate’s motives are solely profit driven
They want you to have ACNE, like I HAVE ACNE, and it’s uncanny how you would thank me if I were to put a mask on just to cover my face, especially in 2020, at the height of outbreak
And if you choose to wear makeup, you might find when you wake up and turn to your partner they say “I think we should break up”
See it’s plain and simple, it’s clearly a pimple, don’t call me a wimp, I’ll kick your sorry ass
ACNE, I HAVE ACNE, please won’t someone back me, call me a taxi, I just wanna get back, see to a time before I had acne
Quick update, as you may have noticed, since writing this song I no longer have acne.
And to those of you still suffering, I possess the solution
This answer to your problems will allay your confusion
The way to clear your acne, is to like and subscribe

[@dannipanda3828]

Logged into my account for the first time since 2018 just to like and subscribe! Can't wait to see how far you go and how quickly you grow!

[@BananaBoy570]

thank you so much for the wonderful solution to all my acne problems 😊😊

[@billiemccarthy8332]

I liked and subscribed. I do not have acne. Does this mean I will have extra clear skin? Or will it have the opposite effect and give me acne? Only time will tell.