@@SERPIC0- apparently I miss read the story but some woman was putting her breast milk in her coffee creamer container because apparently her co-workers kept using it. So far I can't find where it happened.
@@Merilirem yup. iirc, Casinos give free drinks for the same reason, giving you alcohol and caffeine makes it more likely you’ll make a dumb decision and lose money.
@@the-pezinator it doesn't even have to be love. Just find a girl bestie and go "hey I don't have enough money for milk, yeah yeah just cmere I have a glass for you to squirt yours into. What? No, it's not weird. It's not. It's for destroying capitalism."
Currently working at a major coffee chain to put myself through college. I've had customers with older names like Evelyn and Priscilla express outright disbelief that I managed to spell their names correctly. It really is a problem 😅
My name is Shannon. I go by Shay. "Name for the order?" "Shay" I even spell it out for her. *Barista says nothing and slides drinks to side for pickup* Shat It said Shat. She couldn't say it out loud.
I'm gonna be honest, when I worked at a Starbucks, we'd sometimes make a game out of getting people's names wrong. Trying to get it as wrong as possible while still being kinda related to what the customer said just to make ourselves laugh.
@Maximum Effort It's got a hidden joke on top as well cause OG is Named A-aron and then you pick the name Blake. Unintentional substitute teacher reference.
I worked in Starbucks for 5 years. Never had that issue. I write what I heard. However it's more annoying when I say "grande Americano for John" A lady comes up "is is my pumpkin spice latte?" "Is your name John?
@@Kratos510e opposite for me, I ordered a hot coffee, specified hot, said no ice and everything, and the man working there hands me an ice coffee, then gets mad at me for not specifying it.
The twist is that the doctor is actually living in a constant hallucinogenic state. I mean, we got to see the SB employee spell out Hannah letter by letter, but when we get the Doctors POV it says Steve. I think the real darkness is inside the doctor.
Once I was at a Starbucks and as the guy was asking my name I said "Seher" and he thought I said "See her" so what was written on the cup was "See ya ;)" and I was to confused thinking he was flirting with me. To spare myself from the awkwardness I never went to that Starbucks again
The most interesting way I’ve seen a Starbucks employee write my name (Cindy) was like SinD. with the period. At that point I’m pretty sure they were just messing with me lol
for those who dont know: Starbucks get your name wrong on purpose, so when you get your drink, you would most likely post it on social media, thus giving starbucks free advertising
@jakerockznoodles I work at starbucks and the wage is actually 11.50 per hour. But I try to get names right cause I don't wanna look stupid. But when it's loud I do sometimes get it wrong.
I used to love spelling people's names as terribly as I could it was hilarious watching them get mad I spelled Courtney kortknee like I would try my best to really mess up names it was one of my biggest joys in the day
Starbucks employees are expected to memorise long names. So they spell the name based on what it sounds like. But shorter names like jack, Tom or anything else like that is easier to memorise
Fun fact- This is one of those weird but awesome marketing strategies of Starbucks in which the employees are instructed to deliberately spell the names wrong so people rant or joke about it randomly to people so that more and more people develop interest in visiting the shop and checking how bad their names will be spelled. Thus increasing the sales and visibility.
I work at a Starbucks. Oh boy will you be disappointed. Corporate doesn’t say anything about names. We just don’t know how to spell and it’s hard to hear sometimes. Me personally, I’m too deaf to understand what the person is saying
I appreciate the people who go to great lengths not to call me "Karen" because they want me to have a name with less of a bad ring to it. Sorry to say it's still Karen, but I can be Carol or Carrie for the day.
This is actually a marketing strategy so when people post about their name written on the cup so the people watching the post and wonder about how the Starbucks employees will write the name and the cycle goes on
Doctor : “You have a large tumor.”
Barista : “Oh, you mean grande or venti?”
Mucho Grande amigo
Wtf 1.3k likes but only 1 comment, I’m about to make that 3 comments
Cheese
Deadly
@@d3mon1c_z yeah your not rimuru your great rimuru
THE CUP HAS AUTOCORRECT
Right!!! 😅😅🤣🤣
That's a very common thing...
XD
THE CUP HAS AUTO CORRECT IF YOU DON'T MIND - Arvie Pros & Adam
They missed the chance to write "Montana" instead of Hannah
“Almond milk
Breast milk
It’s organic though”💀
Didn't some lady actually get arrested for putting breast milk in people's coffee?
I don’t have a answer to that all I know is that is illegal 🤮
@@honestdave where? Just out of curiosity, of course.
@@SERPIC0- apparently I miss read the story but some woman was putting her breast milk in her coffee creamer container because apparently her co-workers kept using it. So far I can't find where it happened.
Nooo way he actually said that
I love that the doctor uses “Hannah” just in case starbuck worker writes it backward
He gave him every chance to get it right
I forget what that's called, like racecar. Good eye though
@@vergilmontiero2558it's a palindrome
@@doitforher Thank you, that's the term I was looking for 😃
@@vergilmontiero2558Tacocat is another one
Mark with a C
-Cark
Pheven
🤣
😂😂😂😂
Lucas, but with K
Kucas
🤣🤣🤣
"Almond milk."
"Breast milk."
"What?"
"It's organic." 💀
Yeah 👍👍👍 aRe U trying to give me hemrroids
do you even work at a Starbucks!?
Sus
I made 1k hehehe
Oof, yes please
Every Starbucks employee needs to see this
Yes meanwhile 😅
We do this on purpose to fuck with you
Or at least I do
People just gotta speak up
Starbucks employees are trained to spell wrong, looks like I’ve got that already
Reply 5
“That’s a drug front!”
Jokes aside, It’s there because caffeine makes you a more impulsive buyer.
the best ones are the starbucks stands in the mall with a target that also has a target
Damnnn so that’s why!!
In other words its not even a front. They literally want you drugged up on caffiene before spending.
@@Merilirem yup. iirc, Casinos give free drinks for the same reason, giving you alcohol and caffeine makes it more likely you’ll make a dumb decision and lose money.
Well to be fair, Starbucks crap is more milk and sugar than any sort of coffee. If anything you get high on sugar 😅
I went to a Starbucks once. Said my name was Rob. Kid you not lady said "Kyle?"
What?
My name is Ludmila, went to Starbucks, said my name, the bartender didn't even fronce and wrote "VICTORIA" on my cup.
It's true like are u deaf like I said Sarah and you say Kaylee like bruh
Ahh, so you’re the guy taking other peoples drinks at hand off.
Mans just had a stroke
"breast milk"
"what?"
"its organic"😂😂
I’m scared
It comes in a nice package as well
@@tdcm666 alright creep
I mean he's not wrong
@@MADED1TS he ain't wrong. Though he is a bit old to still be drinking it lol.
"No, I'm sorry. With a S"
"Taras"
Immediately died lol
Stara
Tsara
@@joelang3217 that was well thought bro😂, people just failed to see you
Ya know, with Japanese pronunciation, you ain’t wrong
I went to a Starbucks recently and I told them my name was bob . 3 letters . On the cup it said Paul 💀💀
guess this confirms that the short is indeed spreading facts
Bro this comment should have more likes it actually made me laugh
It's even the same backwards though..
At this point they definitely be doing that on purpose because there's no way Bob could possibly be misheard as Paul 💀💀☠️☠️💀
Are you absolutely certain it was your drink?
Now to f with them you say “dontavius gorge Flabadoober” with a L
Boi sounds like a Key and Peele skit
I'm crying 💀
And then they get it right
What the hell did I just read bruh💀
Sure, mr toldivanus jack ruterpooter?
“Almond milk.”
“Breast milk.”
“What?!”
“It’s organic.” 😂
But for real though, when I get a woman to love, I hope I can save a lot of money on milk.
@@the-pezinator this man has his priorities straight
@@the-pezinator it doesn't even have to be love. Just find a girl bestie and go "hey I don't have enough money for milk, yeah yeah just cmere I have a glass for you to squirt yours into. What? No, it's not weird. It's not. It's for destroying capitalism."
@@kzyit LMFAO, ok I'll try that, I actually do know a friend who could physically do that for me but she lives in a different state.
@@the-pezinator depending on what she eats you can have different flavors as well.
“Can I see that” *proceeds to throw the cup at the speed of sound*
it's like theres a cosmic force in the universe preventing starbucks employees to remember things right
It's called being underpaid, it makes you forget things during working I guess, luckily they're gonna get replaced by robots
Stress, maybe.
Doctor: "H.A.N.N.A.H"
Barista: "Done."
Doctor: "No. Let me do it.... here, like this."
*The Cup:* ستيف
for y'all mericans out there the Arabic word says "Steve" But pronounced "Satiif"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@amanofpotatoes2176 makes it funnier lmao
😀
@@amanofpotatoes2176 it could have a sukuun
“I’m going to deliberately think of the polar opposite of what you’re clearly saying to me, if you don’t mind.”
Respectfully.
"Alright than. I think your hot. Go out with me"
It's a very common thing
Hello brother
AdamW - "If you don't mind."
The collab we all needed, again.
I've seen the other guy before but forgot their channel, can you tell me?
@@nightmaresans9161 adam w
@@Rezin1 thank you
Doc carried the whole delivery
I guess my name is Steve now-
😂
lmao
💀
* Minecraft theme intensifies *
Hello Steve. My name is Dad. 😀
"You have his number?"
"I don't have his burner."
HUH
Scooby doo
1.1k likes only 1 reply lemme fix that
Only 3 comments smh lemme ruin it
@@ItzGaurang 5 comment now.. 2.2k People are lazy
6 comments now smh
Currently working at a major coffee chain to put myself through college. I've had customers with older names like Evelyn and Priscilla express outright disbelief that I managed to spell their names correctly. It really is a problem 😅
BRO, the guy I knew, couldn’t spell MAX. Think about that. MAX. I’m depressed 😂
@@MerlinTheCommenter ......how did he spell it💀
@@punani_slayer4209MACS 😂I'm assuming
Mask😂
"Oh can I see that?"
*AGRESSIVELY THROWS THE CUP*
Are u trying to give me hemorrhoids
Yes, I am.
..did you get them?
Yes, I am.
… Read more
Hey Jayceon Wash, your order is ready!
Jayceon Wash? Please come to the counter, your order is ready
If you don't mind
@@karmatickarambit lmao yours didn't work
I went to Starbucks a few days ago and I said my name (Mason) and when they called me they said "Arson"
Idk how they got to this level 💀💀💀💀💀
Let's burn, Burn burn~~👀
I think this job is so shit that they simply troll customers to have some fun.
@@pooja9172 lmao 😂💜
Do you perhaps enjoy playing with fire?
@@pooja9172 best song lol
'Can i see tha-'
Trows the cup aggresivly to the wall knowing he'll never get it right
Went to Starbucks with my Ex, her name was Pam.
The barista put on the cup:
Plum.
My name is Shannon. I go by Shay.
"Name for the order?"
"Shay"
I even spell it out for her.
*Barista says nothing and slides drinks to side for pickup*
Shat
It said Shat.
She couldn't say it out loud.
Shat. It's French, so the "t" is silent, right? lol
🤣🤣🤣
@@chessician thats smart ngl
If it was typed in, the barista could have possibly hit the t key instead of the y key. They are next to each other.
@@SouryaYallapragada After the fact I thought the same thing 😂
5 year old me with my mum revising my spellings before the test:
LIZZIE'S IN THE MUD
LIZZIE'S IN THE MUD
“mum”😭😭
@@matthewalex927 british
@@matthewalex927 whats wrong with mum
I went to starbucks... I told them my name is Sean ..... they wrote "Chong" and yes I'm chinese 😢😮
Starbucks employees are literally SCPs
Fr
-Your name?
-John
-With double S?
This just cracked me up lmaoooo😂😂
Hahaha this one sneaked a laugh in😂
Once when I went to starbucks I said my name was “Zach with an H” to the employee and she put “Zah”
LMAO 😂
Why would you explain to someone how to spell zach though?
@@TheMastergabe Because there's 3 different common spellings for it? Zach, Zack, and Zac?
@@SuperGankBros it still sounds the same when they call your name. It's a coffee cup not a tattoo
I've gotten zatch before
Are you trying to give me hemorrhoids
Would have been great if, at the end, the doctor said "Wait, how did you know my name was Steve?"
I said "Stephen with a PH" and she started writing "Phstephen" 😆
The ph in front is silent 🤣
"My name is Marc with a 'c.'"
Cup: Cark
He almost finish medical school
It’s funnier when it was written Phteven
I'm gonna be honest, when I worked at a Starbucks, we'd sometimes make a game out of getting people's names wrong. Trying to get it as wrong as possible while still being kinda related to what the customer said just to make ourselves laugh.
Congrats now everyone will laugh at you at the assumption you failed elementary school
@@ChronoMoth who the fuck cares what they think?
"You want what kind of milk?!"
“With an S” “TARAHS!” Killed me
No it didn’t. You wouldn’t had comment if it had actually killed you
@@_divinityyy oh my goodness you are so smart and funny
@@C1tyYT 🥶🧦
@@_divinityyy so funny and I totally understand that cold socks = something bad
Average Starbucks Interview:
“Welcome to the interview, Bob! My name is Brian, nice to meet you.”
“Nice to meet you, Brain”
“You’re hired”
I've never seen a person named Blake irl it's weird
I thought I was Bob. But know I'm Hired)
@@maximumeffort1006 that's not relevant though is it
@@Brotato333 it's for the joke. I made it seem like i would be hired as well considering how I couldn't read the name in the comment
@Maximum Effort It's got a hidden joke on top as well cause OG is Named A-aron and then you pick the name Blake. Unintentional substitute teacher reference.
"Almond Milk"
"Breast Milk"
fine by me
I wanna do that as a Starbucks employee someday
Did you notice how He said that Starbucks was a Drug front then when he was asked for his co workers number he said “i don’t have his burner” XD
I was asked once “what’s your Starbucks name?” 😂
Mine is quinn but to be honest every one miss heard my name as quinn cause my real name is gwen
@@AwildGwen MJ?!
@@tia24 wut-
@@AwildGwen Mj as in spidermans MJ
@@tia24 ohhh yeah sorry haven't watch spider man in a while
“That’s a drug front”😂😂😂😂
Los Starbucks Hermanos
Doctor: we’re just going to do a quick audio test
Me:we all know how this going to go💀
“My name’s Alex”
*”Order for Ahleighxs”*
Me: "frank"
Starbucks worker: "hank"
My name
Chick-fil-A did the same to me:
Name: Mirta
My order says: Mirida
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
@@frankscharschell9743 Your name
nah dank
@@happyjohn1656 his name
"My name's Braydon"
"Ok, Gloria do you want a grande or venti?"
"Ok *Dunkin* , give me an iced water instead "
Sorry to hear about your Blue allergy
Doc: Sarah
Him: Tara
Doc: With an S
Him: TaRaS
“ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME HEMROIDS”
*yes.*
I worked in Starbucks for 5 years. Never had that issue. I write what I heard. However it's more annoying when I say "grande Americano for John"
A lady comes up
"is is my pumpkin spice latte?"
"Is your name John?
Ma’am, this was a joke…
@@T04241991 I know
@@T04241991 But the experience wasn't a joke, people order a hot drink and are over here reaching for a cold one
@@Kratos510e opposite for me, I ordered a hot coffee, specified hot, said no ice and everything, and the man working there hands me an ice coffee, then gets mad at me for not specifying it.
Yea you look like you worked at Starbucks crazy feminist hair and all
my friend said “lu” and they wrote “lube” on the cup
Baristas gotta have fun too I guess 😂
That was intentional.
Get it
The twist is that the doctor is actually living in a constant hallucinogenic state. I mean, we got to see the SB employee spell out Hannah letter by letter, but when we get the Doctors POV it says Steve. I think the real darkness is inside the doctor.
" really making me work today , huh " 😭😭
Once I was at a Starbucks and as the guy was asking my name I said "Seher" and he thought I said "See her" so what was written on the cup was "See ya ;)" and I was to confused thinking he was flirting with me. To spare myself from the awkwardness I never went to that Starbucks again
Look at Robin Hood’s comment…
Up at the top
go back to it now that you realised the mistake
The most interesting way I’ve seen a Starbucks employee write my name (Cindy) was like SinD. with the period. At that point I’m pretty sure they were just messing with me lol
You'd be surprised
No way this happened in real life.... LOL
Starbucks: what can you offer our company?
The guy: I am dyslexic
Starbucks: you are hired
The guy: Can I see that?
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Bro tried to spell my name and ended up spelling my dad's name 😭🤧
Wow, it's as if they knew 😂
Hello H.A.N.N.A.H
BROOO SAME MY DADS NAME IS STEVEN
@@hannybanany2932 What A Wonderfull World We Live In🌚🖖🏻
@@hannybanany2932 🤣 wow that's crazy bro
totally unrealistic - starbucks employees don't have enough coverage for a doctor's visit
Totally unrealistic
When you say sarah they end up with Dimitri
They got arrested when they asked for health insurance
for those who dont know: Starbucks get your name wrong on purpose, so when you get your drink, you would most likely post it on social media, thus giving starbucks free advertising
Ah, yes, and I'm sure the baristas on minimum wage are really seeing all that juicy ad money 😂
@jakerockznoodles I work at starbucks and the wage is actually 11.50 per hour. But I try to get names right cause I don't wanna look stupid. But when it's loud I do sometimes get it wrong.
“Hanah.”
“Oh can I see that?”
*Becomes Steven He*
I was expecting “Montana” when he was spelling “Hannah”
Thats the first time I seen someone say my name W🔥
how was I thinking the same thing
Bruh my name is Taras. I never, ever randomly hear my name in english speaking videos because it's very specific. Wtf😂
False.
Username is Jimmy John. No possible way your name could be Taras.
@@Jeremy.Bearemy Does that mean my legal name is Vynthos?? Oh, my gosh! This is so liberating! Thank you sir!
@@Jeremy.Bearemy my first name is....The? My life is a lie!
Huh......
Accurate
@@Jeremy.Bearemy No way! So my legal name is now Bacon!
ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME HEMORRHOIDS?!
I don't know why but that slayed me.
it's not his fault he was cursed by a coffee wizard for spilling his order
man I'm glad these two got together and did something! I think these two have a lot of potential especially working together!
I vaguely remember the other guy, could you remind me who he is?
@@Shadowsteel Adam W
@@Shadowsteel yep what Razer King said Adam W
Definitely agree they're great together
I used to love spelling people's names as terribly as I could it was hilarious watching them get mad I spelled Courtney kortknee like I would try my best to really mess up names it was one of my biggest joys in the day
So you're that guy
@@Deadme1 i see what you did there
@@hungryhikaru He's not a fan.
Had someone spell my name Breighanna every time I went. Made my day without fail 😂
Well you know what?.... fuck that guy
Starbucks employees are expected to memorise long names. So they spell the name based on what it sounds like. But shorter names like jack, Tom or anything else like that is easier to memorise
That transition from dropping the chart to disappointed leaning against the wall ...that transition is sick😂😂
The throw of pure rage at the end is everything
“Taras”
Why does translate to terrace???
Translate to english 😂
Terrace 🤣
Literally my dad's name
Taras is the most Ukrainian of all names
That throw was personal💀
Fun fact- This is one of those weird but awesome marketing strategies of Starbucks in which the employees are instructed to deliberately spell the names wrong so people rant or joke about it randomly to people so that more and more people develop interest in visiting the shop and checking how bad their names will be spelled. Thus increasing the sales and visibility.
😱😱😱😱😱
I work at a Starbucks. Oh boy will you be disappointed. Corporate doesn’t say anything about names. We just don’t know how to spell and it’s hard to hear sometimes. Me personally, I’m too deaf to understand what the person is saying
Yup 👍🏾 True story 😏😏
Nah, no one told me to spell Mathew, MathU, I'm just kinda dumb.
Lol nothing is gonna make me go in for that brown water
I've never been into Starbucks and I still know this is 100% accurate.
P.O.V: They aren't spelling it wrong, our brain is messing with us.
At least he said it right
This is isn’t even a parody . This actually happens in real life
That's what makes it so funny. 😁👏
Got so bad we just learned to make way better coffee at home years ago.
yeah
No it doesn't. Starbucks employees can't afford healthcare.
I appreciate the people who go to great lengths not to call me "Karen" because they want me to have a name with less of a bad ring to it. Sorry to say it's still Karen, but I can be Carol or Carrie for the day.
Many of the people with skills to get more complicated tasks reliably right are doing something more important than writing names on cups.
I went to Starbucks for the first time and i bought it for my mom. They asked the name i said "mom" and they wrote "mon"
starbucks moment
Starbucks employees are the human equivalent of autocorrect when you don’t want it
Yessssss
"I wanted to be a medical marijuana doctor but here I am" 😂
It funny how autocorrect works
That Taras part is such an underrated joke.
Look at my name bro
Cark
Taras Bulba
@@BotulinSpikedMarzipan Taras Shevchenko
Reminds me of phteven.🤣
"Do you have his number?"
"I don't have his burner" was epic 😂😂😂
YEAH🤣🤣😂😂
I work as Starbucks and I purposely misspell names to fuck with people
theres a special place in hell for people like you
“Yeah my name is Jack”
“Gjahkeh”
*tells the barista your name*
the cup: ستيف
This is actually a marketing strategy so when people post about their name written on the cup so the people watching the post and wonder about how the Starbucks employees will write the name and the cycle goes on
I this point I believe that’s must be true
Is there any evidence of that?
Cuz I'm pretty sure it's just because they hire dumb kids for minimum wage lol
@@curoseba5363 Did you just have a stroke? Do I need to call somebody?
This collab is aggressively dangerous
Taras cracked me up
"Queen Elizabeth"
"Dead"
"Fair enough"
💀💀💀
my experience:
starbucks: name, sir?
me: Kylle
also starbucks: Cane
💀
If Starbucks confuses Kyle with Cane I see that as an upgrade!
@@yantheman5465 kyle crane ?
That last part felt so righteous
that throw was so genuine
My name is Oscar
Starbucks; no; it’s AUSTIN
"Are you trying to give me hemorrhoids???"
GOLDEN🤣
Starbucks can open a store wherever they want target, Walmart, the mall, ur house
"nurse, can I get a potassium chloride IV to this room, please?"
Customer: My names Roger
Starbucks Guy: Alright Roger
The Cup: قحبه