He still can't identify his wife

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  • @Jona.h_7546
    @Jona.h_7546 Před 2 lety +51178

    Steve really said “bruh” 💀

    • @camedelic1365
      @camedelic1365 Před rokem +337

      "Bro, bruh.."

    • @patriciaforreywatts8438
      @patriciaforreywatts8438 Před rokem +29

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @tortilla.pt2348
      @tortilla.pt2348 Před rokem +70

      He hood cuh😂

    • @darvin50k
      @darvin50k Před rokem +137

      Whoever’s readingg this, i pray that whatever your going through gets better and whatever your struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day! Amen

    • @andrewmaddox2889
      @andrewmaddox2889 Před rokem +12

      I thought i was the only one who heard that 😂

  • @Snowaxe3D
    @Snowaxe3D Před 2 lety +129538

    After 8 years he should be able to recognise her by her footsteps.

    • @KatZwe
      @KatZwe Před 2 lety +8406

      or at least remember what she was wearing when they left the house together.

    • @dend.joshua3737
      @dend.joshua3737 Před 2 lety +843

      Agreeedd

    • @blendedcrewtv7164
      @blendedcrewtv7164 Před 2 lety +912

      And voice

    • @yebbit87
      @yebbit87 Před 2 lety +1579

      Or at least the way they look at you, smile and talk

    • @romancepomevor9027
      @romancepomevor9027 Před 2 lety +582

      Even the smile, the voice, they perfume would be totally the same

  • @themotivationstation3
    @themotivationstation3 Před rokem +1774

    "Anyway so I got confused one day and slept with Rosita's dog"

  • @lynnejem444
    @lynnejem444 Před rokem +5702

    Identify the wedding ring you gave her, her hairstyle, shoes or outfit. Specific details, maybe other jewelry

    • @sam-psonsmith9951
      @sam-psonsmith9951 Před rokem +390

      its a tv show. these are low grade actors. its not reality.
      and if it is, he is just trying to further build his excuse for hitting on his sister in law.
      They are not 5 years old, i would never believe that they are wearing matching clothing.
      And if it is a situation were you don't know what your wife is wearing today, check the ring on her finger. although after 8 years you should be able to tell anyway.

    • @vulk7183
      @vulk7183 Před rokem +42

      Actually a helpful tip, thank you for being a nice person today

    • @TemporaryRelased
      @TemporaryRelased Před rokem

      He should regularly beat her up , just a bit , make her eye blue , that would be a mark to recognize her by.

    • @bijanzegod8341
      @bijanzegod8341 Před rokem +26

      @@sam-psonsmith9951 Enjoy life man

    • @beast11135
      @beast11135 Před rokem +54

      Yeah I mesn how do you not know what you're own wife I'd wearing? You showed up to the function together.

  • @consciouseffort2789
    @consciouseffort2789 Před rokem +8459

    It hasn’t occurred to him that whatever his wife was wearing when she went to the family function she is probably still wearing during the whole event.

    • @TheWhatShallIDo
      @TheWhatShallIDo Před rokem +543

      Thats the joke they probebly wear exactly the same thing just to gaslight the shit oit of him. Its obviously not getting less funny.

    • @willardmatsaudza3101
      @willardmatsaudza3101 Před rokem +14

      @@TheWhatShallIDo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @littlemrsmods7998
      @littlemrsmods7998 Před rokem +144

      @@TheWhatShallIDo guy hears a story about a man not noticing what his wife wears for 8 years and makes it about women being gaslighters

    • @burakhgunes
      @burakhgunes Před rokem +3

      If everybody is happy, I aint see any problem

    • @BamassacreGaming
      @BamassacreGaming Před rokem +44

      @@TheWhatShallIDo This is why I despise the word “gaslighting” because people use it so wrong and it’s just a dumb word all around

  • @ccpr15
    @ccpr15 Před 2 lety +15994

    “If I go on national tv and tell everyone that I can’t tell my wife apart from her twin sister, that will cover me when I cheat on my wife with her twin, right?”

    • @nellyyaah2847
      @nellyyaah2847 Před rokem +229

      Hahahah yep😁 that's gonna bail you out

    • @BogiTheLegend
      @BogiTheLegend Před rokem +88

      oh shiitt, that's right AFAIK

    • @RiyaAdvani7
      @RiyaAdvani7 Před rokem +22

      Lmao

    • @duddybuddy8553
      @duddybuddy8553 Před rokem +229

      Yeah that's exactly what his goofy ass is trying to do you can just see he had some sneaky🐍 shit in his mind with his approach right from the get-go when he said bless their heart

    • @HashanGayasri
      @HashanGayasri Před rokem +65

      @@nellyyaah2847 cover story for someday when they get caught.

  • @EnslavedLonesoul
    @EnslavedLonesoul Před rokem +1482

    I was married to a twin. I could tell the subtle differences within weeks. When one answered the others phone was the only time it was difficult.

    • @doreenbayoa3829
      @doreenbayoa3829 Před rokem +44

      The voices yeah I agree with you on that

    • @music79075
      @music79075 Před rokem +50

      There was a girl i had a crush on who had an identical twin. I could tell the difference within a day.

    • @joshbbglover
      @joshbbglover Před rokem +30

      There were like 4 sets of identical twins in my high school graduating class, it was the weirdest thing. I didn't know all of them, but I knew at least 1 twin out of each pair. I could tell all of them apart. There are just subtle differences between the 2.

    • @RealMothman98
      @RealMothman98 Před rokem +4

      ​@@music79075Agreed.

    • @fobo3361
      @fobo3361 Před rokem +6

      damn, "married"? that's past tense

  • @stewartmullings1552
    @stewartmullings1552 Před rokem +141

    Ive been friends with multiple sets of twins. Had a crush on one girl who was a triplet. You spend some time with them, they just start to look different. You can identify who's who on sight.

    • @safari_without_the_ri
      @safari_without_the_ri Před rokem +2

      True. I'm a twin myself and two of my seniors in school are twins, who I made friends with a couple days back. I could identify who was who within an hour or two after noticing the subtle differences in their appearance.

  • @vagcentral2252
    @vagcentral2252 Před 2 lety +12768

    "Why do you want me to get a neck tattoo again?"

    • @Numba1Gorilla
      @Numba1Gorilla Před 2 lety +577

      "So Anita, the reason Is-"
      "FOR THE 10TH TIME IT'S ROSITA"

    • @austinwhalen9089
      @austinwhalen9089 Před 2 lety +30

      @@Numba1Gorilla 🤣🤣

    • @praxym9293
      @praxym9293 Před 2 lety +14

      @@Numba1Gorilla 🤣🤣🤣

    • @praxym9293
      @praxym9293 Před 2 lety +2

      VAG Central my thoughts too

    • @HesInTheGodDamnWalls
      @HesInTheGodDamnWalls Před 2 lety +71

      Lmao I see it now😂 husband says " honey you should get a neck tattoo" she says "okay I'm down" tells her sister shes getting a tat, and her sister says " oooh girl let's get matching tattos"

  • @AnatolLaScarf
    @AnatolLaScarf Před rokem +8752

    "I accidentally slept with her sister and got confused"

    • @TheK1t3
      @TheK1t3 Před rokem +146

      Probably the reason why he did this charade

    • @AlexsaurusRex
      @AlexsaurusRex Před rokem +113

      Her sister must've been confused as well

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx Před rokem

      So i got really confused and slept with her dad.

    • @Asic229
      @Asic229 Před rokem +1

      Yeah, same thing happened to me, and so I ended up ducking their dad

    • @iteststuff1197
      @iteststuff1197 Před rokem +7

      1k likes 😎😎

  • @charlesmauro5905
    @charlesmauro5905 Před rokem +344

    That's funny. 20 some odd years ago, I knew identical triplets. Any one of them by themselves, I couldn't tell which one it was. But when all three were together, I knew exactly who was who.

    • @theguywhodoes1
      @theguywhodoes1 Před rokem +16

      Never heard of identical triplets.
      Could only imagine the practical jokes they could pull off.🤯

    • @yoosherbthekid464
      @yoosherbthekid464 Před rokem +7

      Alot of people don't realize that identical and fraternal twins have nothing to do with looks. Although they CAN. I've met fraternal twins. That have been more identical looking and acting than a pair of identical twins did and we all went to school together.
      I'm js.
      The terms identical and fraternal deal with how fertilization starts.
      Most people hear identical and automatically assume some bs.
      But any twins can look alike. Or not look alike. Triplets too. Etc.
      Idk if anybody will learn from this random rant...
      But there ya go.

    • @PtylerBeats
      @PtylerBeats Před rokem +2

      @@yoosherbthekid464 I feel like a part of me knew this, but whether I did or not, your comment cemented this in my brain lol so I did, in fact, learn something

    • @Simiae
      @Simiae Před rokem

      @@theguywhodoes1 lmao

    • @DirtyPoul
      @DirtyPoul Před rokem +24

      ​@@yoosherbthekid464 Bullshit. Identical twins have identical DNA, so they're bound to look extremely alike. Fraternal twins, on the other hand, are genetically as different as any siblings. They can look alike, and they can look very different.

  • @Princess_Dante
    @Princess_Dante Před rokem +358

    “So what I’m trying to say is I slept with the wrong one and now she’s mad at me”

  • @jasminehouston-burns1691
    @jasminehouston-burns1691 Před 2 lety +9373

    He sounds like he's trying to find a way to cheat "accidentally."

    • @ssholesdontprotectIdo
      @ssholesdontprotectIdo Před 2 lety +568

      I immediately thought the same thing!! And the first thing that pops out of his mouth is…. Ummm, their names sound the same. Like that would be a fallback on if he gets caught cheating.

    • @mariekano9730
      @mariekano9730 Před 2 lety +319

      He even said "God bless em both" like dude hold on

    • @cki3284
      @cki3284 Před 2 lety +8

      😂

    • @codyever
      @codyever Před 2 lety +1

      Damn f** right EXACTLY what I thought he wants SO BAD to hug and kiss and touch and squeeze his wife's sister from behind at the kitchen and then say oh I thought your my wife! Lol f** piece of sh** of a man he is!

    • @kishaloyb.7937
      @kishaloyb.7937 Před 2 lety +166

      Cheat with whom?? The person who looks exactly like his wife?? xD

  • @dingledingle6896
    @dingledingle6896 Před 2 lety +14711

    “After 8 years you aint figured a thang out?”, sounds like we are in the same boat 😂

    • @WAGGLE666
      @WAGGLE666 Před 2 lety +11

      Huh, thank God I learn from people like you

    • @mrb2643
      @mrb2643 Před 2 lety +52

      He want to tap the other sister... This is all his build up like damn I couldn't tell

    • @ithinkiknowme6450
      @ithinkiknowme6450 Před 2 lety +8

      Let your spouse get off before The boat sinks with you in it
      😂😂😂😂

    • @teresaashby4037
      @teresaashby4037 Před 2 lety +11

      This coming from the guy who gave the miss America award to the wrong person

    • @sarahkleimeyer3792
      @sarahkleimeyer3792 Před 2 lety

      @@teresaashby4037 Did he? No. You want to bring something up to slam someone, shouldn't YOU know the facts so you don't sound stupid?

  • @Raraking4796
    @Raraking4796 Před rokem +101

    My husband is a identical twin and I don’t understand how he doesn’t know which one his wife is?! Lol before I was even dating my husband I knew which twin he was. Even identical twins have identifying factors to help tell them apart.

  • @jonnhon9687
    @jonnhon9687 Před rokem +96

    Oh god I’m gettin flash backs. My best friend in high school had an identical twin. The pranks were unreal the moment you think it’s getting old they switch it up.

    • @doreenbayoa3829
      @doreenbayoa3829 Před rokem +5

      We had one but one I had studied with her for 4 years by the time the twin joined we could identify them for us who were her closed friends though teachers could confuse them 😂

  • @JamieHitt
    @JamieHitt Před rokem +6143

    Dude,… If you look at her and she smiles… It’s the other one.

  • @EMANTICTV
    @EMANTICTV Před 2 lety +5867

    Steve Harvey's look when he knows you're lying is priceless 😂

    • @padmavathisubramaniam5111
      @padmavathisubramaniam5111 Před 2 lety +30

      Hahaha I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw Harvey’s reaction.

    • @crystalmorgan8039
      @crystalmorgan8039 Před 2 lety +24

      That look of Steve "I want to destroy you boy, but I don't want to be canceled either"

    • @philipzanoni
      @philipzanoni Před 2 lety

      @@crystalmorgan8039 oh yeah..this joker thought he was gonna be funny and "in" with Steve cause he had twins too.
      Naw..this pasty loser would have been destroyed by Harvey if they was on the street. Bruh whaa?

    • @saltedslug7954
      @saltedslug7954 Před 2 lety

      Budget Jeff Bezos be looking like a snake 💀

    • @EMANTICTV
      @EMANTICTV Před 2 lety +1

      Wow thanks guys for the likes ☺️

  • @music79075
    @music79075 Před rokem +29

    "Steve you don't understand, she even bought a wedding ring that looks exactly like my Wife's and copies her dress style perfectly. They are literally identical. Sometimes I don't even know which one I married!"

    • @reznovvazileski3193
      @reznovvazileski3193 Před rokem +2

      They even feel the same during s... Oh crap is this live? Cut it cut it!

  • @milton7763
    @milton7763 Před rokem +6

    She climaxes in a weird voice
    “Wait a minute! Rosita, is that you?”

  • @mickeyrohbock1880
    @mickeyrohbock1880 Před 2 lety +8408

    I’m confident his wife and her sister aren’t wearing the same outfit. He needs to be more observant. He would piss me off.

    • @VickyTheVikram
      @VickyTheVikram Před 2 lety +446

      Not only clothes should be something he should notice, even if they have the same clothes, he should know every single inch of his wife. It has been 8 years for god sake. And I'm pretty sure they didn't get married straight away the met each other, so, it's even more.
      Like, ffs, i had classmates. Twins, and my classmates could see a difference in them after a fucking year of studying together.

    • @mickeyrohbock1880
      @mickeyrohbock1880 Před 2 lety +18

      @@VickyTheVikram I so agree

    • @zzsmile1
      @zzsmile1 Před 2 lety +28

      Some twins like to dress the same. 😅

    • @sammi5088
      @sammi5088 Před 2 lety +109

      @@zzsmile1 Yes, children do. Adults usually wouldn’t, because as grown ups, that would be considered strange.

    • @Music4Dayz
      @Music4Dayz Před 2 lety +13

      No one cares who pisses you off

  • @mimiclara9965
    @mimiclara9965 Před 2 lety +19326

    After 8yrs, you should be able to know how she smells, her voice,her step, her smile and atleast what she wore when you guys left the house..

  • @-BUGZ-
    @-BUGZ- Před rokem +2

    Im 32, my Dad and Uncle are both 50, just turned 50 on Jan 1st. My Dad is older by 6 minutes, i still have trouble telling them apart. My dad has a fatter face, that’s literally how i have to tell them apart sometimes. It’s not always easy even when you’ve known them for over 3 decades let alone 8 years. I feel this dudes pain.

  • @INFINITEWISDOM19
    @INFINITEWISDOM19 Před 2 lety +13308

    He said “bruh” you still haven’t figured a thing out lol

    • @tigarianwarrior9556
      @tigarianwarrior9556 Před 2 lety +91

      In 8 years you “should” know the difference…😂

    • @mikethered4864
      @mikethered4864 Před 2 lety +69

      First few months of dating, maybe a year? I'll give it to him.
      But they probably met/dated a while before they married, dudes had a fuckin DECADE to find a mole or freckle or something 🤣

    • @robmyblox3954
      @robmyblox3954 Před 2 lety +12

      @@mikethered4864 what if they both have freckles or moles on their face?

    • @atb_ty8785
      @atb_ty8785 Před 2 lety +9

      @@mikethered4864 do yk what identical twins are??

    • @satan3862
      @satan3862 Před 2 lety +9

      @@robmyblox3954 you can tell by the way they act i'm friends with a identical twin for only a year now and can tell who is who just by the way walk, talk, dress, ect

  • @Mangeen
    @Mangeen Před 2 lety +19380

    Identical twins have differences. You should definitely be able to identify them after 8 years.

    • @DrHeartless
      @DrHeartless Před 2 lety +588

      Idk I knew these identical twins since preschool and well by the time we all graduated high school I still couldn’t tell them apart

    • @larissaswinkels3661
      @larissaswinkels3661 Před 2 lety +411

      Some do look extremely similar though, and others look nothing alike. Once we met twins and the only difference was literally a mole. But still by the mannerisms, etc. I suppose/ hope you’d know.

    • @RideOrDie717
      @RideOrDie717 Před 2 lety +48

      I have older cousins that are same age and twins and like 6 feet tall one I like and is married but still can’t tell them apart I’ve only known them for 8-10 years

    • @shohamhadad5033
      @shohamhadad5033 Před 2 lety +170

      @@DrHeartless yeah but he’s married to his wife and sees her in their house in their bed, while they eat, how she walks, what kind of cloth she’s wearing, if she puts on make up and in what style (heavy or natural) unlike you who just either know them or is their friend….

    • @bamawillie7989
      @bamawillie7989 Před 2 lety +40

      He might pretend not to know the difference to play around with his sister in law. Touching her where he shouldn't be

  • @Rizky-im2vh
    @Rizky-im2vh Před rokem +14

    "That's the neat part, you don't!"

  • @pamelachan7004
    @pamelachan7004 Před rokem +21

    I was with an identical twin for years. No one could tell them apart but I never ever thought they looked the same

  • @cappadocius9379
    @cappadocius9379 Před 2 lety +70197

    How about you remember what the cloths she had on when she left the house?

    • @DannyDoggedYou
      @DannyDoggedYou Před 2 lety +1270

      Clothes*

    • @ragga7862
      @ragga7862 Před 2 lety +1464

      Maybe they dress alike

    • @leopartanen8752
      @leopartanen8752 Před 2 lety +1751

      How about her identical twin having identical clothes? For identical twins that's actually pretty common, since it's not rare they have similar or even identical taste for things such as clothes.

    • @nathanadams7595
      @nathanadams7595 Před 2 lety +1699

      @@leopartanen8752 not when there adult's and they don't live together you really think they still plan that out lol

    • @onecrispynugget9959
      @onecrispynugget9959 Před 2 lety

      Men are incapable

  • @deejai1173
    @deejai1173 Před rokem +6083

    Firstly, you don’t know what the hell your wife had on when y’all left out of the house, to go to the gatherings!?

    • @crissdace8358
      @crissdace8358 Před rokem +100

      No cap my mom changes clothes every time at a family gathering

    • @deejai1173
      @deejai1173 Před rokem +11

      @@crissdace8358 ok.

    • @hikari5633
      @hikari5633 Před rokem +95

      Some twins love dressing the same

    • @bryanmavis8771
      @bryanmavis8771 Před rokem +82

      @@hikari5633 true. Sometimes they even like to pretend to be the other just to mess with you.

    • @mlmbeliever
      @mlmbeliever Před rokem +21

      @@hikari5633 hair or hairstyles twinning too?

  • @putgodfirst588
    @putgodfirst588 Před rokem +8

    I swear when u become friends with identical twins within shorts of times u instantly knew they don't even look like each other. 🤣

    • @marahalkourdi6747
      @marahalkourdi6747 Před rokem

      not really , we had a set of twins in class and no one could tell them apart easily , even their own mama , they could easily trick her

    • @Hhhhhh-sz9ud
      @Hhhhhh-sz9ud Před rokem

      It depends on the twins and if they’re trying to confuse someone

  • @Nophreetime
    @Nophreetime Před rokem +7

    I'm am identical twin and I knew my husband was The One because not only he's the only one in the entire world who could tell us apart, he could do it in the first week that we were introduced and from yards away.
    If you love 'em, you'd know 'em.

  • @aliteraljoke
    @aliteraljoke Před 2 lety +3711

    I can recognize my family by their footsteps wtf even is this question

    • @pianoman5259
      @pianoman5259 Před rokem +20

      @@vincevangoat1 What?

    • @samwiseg7380
      @samwiseg7380 Před rokem +2

      Yes!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @maplemaple1439
      @maplemaple1439 Před rokem +19

      @@vincevangoat1 footstep rhythm lmao.

    • @Mldy96
      @Mldy96 Před rokem +33

      @@vincevangoat1 LMAO maybe you should lay off the grass for a while, why in the world would two different people have the exact same bodyweight just because they are identical twins? 💀

    • @Mldy96
      @Mldy96 Před rokem +4

      @@vincevangoat1 No, they don't necessarily share the same digestive system to a T, because (inherited) genes aren't the only contributing factor, same as for height, weight, etc. Identical twins are individual people with their own thoughts, actions. You can try raise them the exact same way and still end up with opposites as there's so much more to a person. Siblings, identical twins or not, may share a similar body shape and weight because of similar diet and level of activity on top of the shared genes, but even then, it will never be a 100% match because they are individuals.

  • @Scaldaver
    @Scaldaver Před rokem +6959

    "Yeah so anyway I got confused one day and slept with Rosita's husband."

  • @RakeshSingh-zo3zw
    @RakeshSingh-zo3zw Před rokem +3

    we waited for the kitchen punchline but we got 'bruhh'

  • @madeleine61509
    @madeleine61509 Před rokem +4

    I could tell identical twins at my school apart after having only a couple conversations with them. I wasn't even in the same classes as either of them. It baffles me that someone could be married to someone for most of a decade and still not tell them apart from their sibling 💀

    • @Dreamscape195
      @Dreamscape195 Před rokem

      I’ve been tangentially around 3 pairs that went to the same schools as me and only had any identification trouble at all with 1 set - who I could still tell apart just fine as long as they were in the same room with each other 💀
      None were even really my friends
      Imagine not knowing your own wife like ????

  • @someguycalledgabe230
    @someguycalledgabe230 Před 2 lety +23678

    Easy the one that looks at you disappointed is the one married to you

  • @loveme4lifend4ever
    @loveme4lifend4ever Před 2 lety +1546

    A “special” piece of jewelry for her to wear everyday

    • @revariox189
      @revariox189 Před 2 lety +25

      Oh like clothing....
      I have twin sisters and I can understand up to a point.
      For the first 6 to 7 years of their life my mom dressed them the exact same. Once they were teens they were clearly 2 different person. And now as adults its almost night and day. Their personality which lead them to clothing choices, car driven,area to live in etc should transpire in their appearance.
      The man is def looking to make a fool out of himself by sayin its gonna be his excuse when his wife busts then cheating...

    • @danielmbirch
      @danielmbirch Před 2 lety +9

      Most useful comment so far. 👍🏻

    • @tojislefttoe7505
      @tojislefttoe7505 Před 2 lety +21

      her engagement ring

    • @jettvalen7326
      @jettvalen7326 Před 2 lety

      If so, try to keep away from anything for the neck...

    • @dominiqgaming2065
      @dominiqgaming2065 Před 2 lety

      Everyone's thinking this comment is wholesome, the "special" is a fucking vibrating toy or undies.

  • @carmay3600
    @carmay3600 Před rokem +17

    He might be the kind of person that just truly does not pay attention to details. 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @keenansmith1021
    @keenansmith1021 Před rokem +5

    I was in love with an identical twin from church, one day I mistaked her for her sister and she never looked at me the same way again.

  • @rabidroxy
    @rabidroxy Před 2 lety +12866

    As an identical twin myself I do tend to get myself mixed up with my brother.

    • @HaveAGoodDayFk.U
      @HaveAGoodDayFk.U Před 2 lety +204

      Me too but I also identify as a twin pitbull (one I used to own) but now that I identify as a twin pitbull I can't figure out us apart. Nobody else can either. Especially my twins wife who is the leader of the pact. She keeps trying to make with me because she doesn't realize I'm the twin brother. It is the craziest thing.

    • @mrmagrao54
      @mrmagrao54 Před 2 lety +358

      @@HaveAGoodDayFk.U do you do drugs?

    • @alec3217
      @alec3217 Před 2 lety +43

      Just wear the same clothes and walk around together for a day and give 10 dollars to the ones who guess right lol

    • @papercutsurvivor5395
      @papercutsurvivor5395 Před 2 lety

      @@HaveAGoodDayFk.U did you do meth after breakfast

    • @sixzero2733
      @sixzero2733 Před 2 lety

      I thought he was about to say “yeah so I fucked the wrong woman”

  • @UnicornsDontHaveNipples
    @UnicornsDontHaveNipples Před 2 lety +3829

    He’s setting up his “excuse”

  • @dereksavauge6613
    @dereksavauge6613 Před rokem +2

    The thing about identical twins is that in reality they only appear identical at first glance. Hang out with twins for more than a week and you start to notice so many differences between them that it starts to seem like they aren’t even twins anymore

  • @qmangillett
    @qmangillett Před rokem +1

    You can still distinguish between identical twins. Especially after being around them long enough. I've never seen identical twins that are basically pure carbon copies. Voices, laugh, mannerisms, weight, etc there is a lot of ways to be able to tell them apart. If you can't tell after that many years of marriage that's sad.

  • @Dempy
    @Dempy Před 2 lety +12684

    Would of thought they’d be wearing different clothes

    • @mahadcalacalaweyne
      @mahadcalacalaweyne Před 2 lety +171

      Oooh that's good point.

    • @floofy_racoon
      @floofy_racoon Před 2 lety +255

      Or just see wich one has a ring on her finger

    • @cru1743
      @cru1743 Před 2 lety +48

      @@apex_blue dude they’re talking about a general day when they have a family gathering and HE gets them mixed up, we aren’t talking abt some prank shit

    • @TheDirector_
      @TheDirector_ Před 2 lety +48

      @@cru1743 still wearing different clothes tf?

    • @KrackenDown
      @KrackenDown Před 2 lety

      @@TheDirector_ different hairstyles too this guy is full of shit

  • @M_F_
    @M_F_ Před 2 lety +1133

    “Remember her outfit” next question

    • @Auris57
      @Auris57 Před 2 lety +2

      Do you wear the same exact clothing everyday?

    • @chxrlieclxrk5670
      @chxrlieclxrk5670 Před 2 lety +14

      @@Auris57 that’s not what he’s saying, he’s saying when he goes for family gatherings, he should remember what his wife is wearing so he doesn’t get mixed up

    • @Auris57
      @Auris57 Před 2 lety +1

      @@chxrlieclxrk5670 what if they decided to wear the same outfits just to fuck with the guy? (Metaphorically speaking)

    • @chxrlieclxrk5670
      @chxrlieclxrk5670 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Auris57 then I guess the guy is having an accidental affair on that day 😂

    • @ascendedbox612
      @ascendedbox612 Před 2 lety

      @@Auris57 then they fuck with the guy, which is the point of fucking with him

  • @OnlyTrustTheGovernment

    Steve literally never helps, puts in his own 2 cents and the audience accepts

  • @ShahulHameed-ms6pr
    @ShahulHameed-ms6pr Před rokem

    When Steve says "Bruh" it says it all.

  • @logeneiz
    @logeneiz Před 2 lety +14057

    He made it even more awkward for himself when he tried to make everybody laugh with his jokes 💀

  • @Stan3I3
    @Stan3I3 Před 2 lety +1885

    Let me tell you about this amazing invention known as "clothes"

    • @daisies667
      @daisies667 Před 2 lety +4

      🤣🤣

    • @eazy-ethecertifiedg9304
      @eazy-ethecertifiedg9304 Před 2 lety +7

      Imagine they wearin the same clothes because they go shopping together

    • @mrb2643
      @mrb2643 Před 2 lety +14

      @@eazy-ethecertifiedg9304 he want to tap both

    • @silverfoxslash
      @silverfoxslash Před 2 lety +9

      They're nudists

    • @chriscox9624
      @chriscox9624 Před 2 lety +1

      If I had to guess the sisters call each other before they meet up. I think he's being set up.

  • @sheenalynn8664
    @sheenalynn8664 Před rokem +1

    The lady behind him could not contain her laughter 😅😂😅😂 bet her mind was going really faaaar 🤭

  • @Twomps
    @Twomps Před rokem +1

    This dude is a special kind of special

  • @tiszole18
    @tiszole18 Před 2 lety +714

    We all know what his real intentions are lol, he tryna hit both 💀

    • @azzamsamuel6552
      @azzamsamuel6552 Před 2 lety +31

      It’s basically hitting the same one

    • @EternalExistence
      @EternalExistence Před 2 lety +11

      @@azzamsamuel6552 says the person with the name of the 'Horniest' Greek God among all pantheons..........

    • @prashil3k594
      @prashil3k594 Před 2 lety +2

      You speak the true true.

    • @JennifuhhGilardi
      @JennifuhhGilardi Před 2 lety +8

      @@EternalExistence they’re not wrong regardless of what mythological username they chose. If two sets of identical twins have kids together their kids are siblings and cousins.

    • @krktfisthis
      @krktfisthis Před 2 lety +5

      @@JennifuhhGilardi that's not true kiddo.. Please get off the Internet and learn how biology works....

  • @TurboTastik
    @TurboTastik Před 2 lety +3375

    "Anita and Rosita" Sounds like a show they they would air on Cartoon-Net-Work.

    • @CasperTheRamKnight
      @CasperTheRamKnight Před 2 lety +6

      Lol Nice

    • @ocsmo5650
      @ocsmo5650 Před 2 lety +49

      Why’d you write it like “Cartoon-Net-Work”? It’s just Cartoon Network, no hyphens or a space/hyphen in the middle of the word ‘network’ 😅

    • @raven8023
      @raven8023 Před 2 lety +3

      @@ocsmo5650 It was their keybourd correcting it I think, Cartoon network is a weird thing for some people to type.

    • @Qwerty-jc3so
      @Qwerty-jc3so Před 2 lety +7

      You can even call it CN. It's so popular that anyone would understand what that stands for

    • @BezmenovWasRight
      @BezmenovWasRight Před 2 lety

      Nowadays it would be some LGTV disgrace. Protect your kids from this shitty modern "culture".

  • @Lyzzy6969
    @Lyzzy6969 Před rokem

    Steve couldn't of said it better 🤣🤣

  • @riverlea2559
    @riverlea2559 Před 2 lety +2792

    go all michael scott and come out yelling “WHERE’S MY GIRL?!”

  • @Riley_187
    @Riley_187 Před 2 lety +2192

    Steve Harvey without his mustache and a beard looks so weird to me lol

    • @namjoonkim21
      @namjoonkim21 Před 2 lety +16

      His hair is just white that's why he is looking a lil weird.

    • @tonymiami5480
      @tonymiami5480 Před 2 lety +10

      I didn’t even notice his switched up til I read your comment 🤣

    • @brandon1469
      @brandon1469 Před 2 lety +2

      He has it though?

  • @SuperWolfkin
    @SuperWolfkin Před rokem

    Classic Steve Harvey. So helpful.

  • @ThingsGetStranger
    @ThingsGetStranger Před rokem +1

    Honestly it means he is interested in her personality more than her looks. Good guy.

    • @nxylt
      @nxylt Před rokem

      No cause simply from personality, and mannerisms he should be able to tell

  • @josh2711
    @josh2711 Před 2 lety +4275

    Everyone saying, “well they have different clothes” is giving way too much credit to a guy married 8 years.

    • @carolh7309
      @carolh7309 Před 2 lety +4

      😲😲😬😬😵😵

    • @Franz_Liszt_Korean
      @Franz_Liszt_Korean Před 2 lety +4

      Um?

    • @Segwo
      @Segwo Před 2 lety +12

      You’re gonna surpass it. But I gave you a like before 666

    • @Sweet-dj4gk
      @Sweet-dj4gk Před 2 lety

      If you know you're going to be around the twin and you can't tell them apart, noticing her clothes would a pretty simple thing to do. No man can be that stupid, I hope.

    • @phantompuddle2098
      @phantompuddle2098 Před 2 lety +23

      What if they are twins who like dressing the same?

  • @demonetizedhistory5806
    @demonetizedhistory5806 Před 2 lety +630

    I thought he was gonna say he goes into the kitchen and slaps her ass, "ohhh Anita"... "B*tch im Rosita!"

  • @wanderkristel
    @wanderkristel Před rokem +4

    I have goddaughters who are twins, whom I haven’t seen in 2 years and just recently reconnected and I kid you not, they won’t be able to fool me even if they try very hard to. 😂

  • @blacklist4502
    @blacklist4502 Před rokem +2

    Dude I thought this was wings of redemption lmfao

  • @rickybobby7775
    @rickybobby7775 Před rokem +1009

    *After smashing* "Oh yeah haha I thought u were Anita" oOooOps

  • @yuriii36
    @yuriii36 Před 2 lety +2327

    Bracelets, necklace, tattoos, hair style. My man has some issues if he’s having trouble

    • @foolbait1139
      @foolbait1139 Před 2 lety +30

      Idk maybe the thing marriages are know for like rings?

    • @Yoko.Kurama
      @Yoko.Kurama Před 2 lety +5

      What clothes they're wearing lol

    • @M..796
      @M..796 Před 2 lety +3

      What if they have the same hair style and accessories

    • @EsiImbeah
      @EsiImbeah Před 2 lety

      @@M..796 then you buy your wife an expensive ass necklace or bracelet for her to hear everywhere

    • @fatih3806
      @fatih3806 Před 2 lety +2

      I thought you were talking about Steve or the guy until I read "hair style"

  • @kevinpople7828
    @kevinpople7828 Před rokem +1

    After 8 years, he should know his wife by her shadow (identical or not)! x

  • @huG1481
    @huG1481 Před rokem

    My guy looks like he ate all the sauce in Vsauce

  • @tierrashanice6299
    @tierrashanice6299 Před rokem +750

    He's just trying to shoot his shot with the sister to see if she's ever going 🤣🤣

  • @sams9732
    @sams9732 Před 2 lety +280

    He chooses to mix-up, because he dreams of a “Mixed-up”

    • @brownbbydoll1777
      @brownbbydoll1777 Před 2 lety +6

      💀😭

    • @nurache
      @nurache Před 2 lety +6

      Right? 🤔

    • @moonnuchamling9875
      @moonnuchamling9875 Před 2 lety +13

      Exactly, he isnt confused. He is trying/pretending to be confused and tryin to flirt with his wife's sister. He is looking for chance. Like you said he is dreaming of mix up.

    • @bekahrose3174
      @bekahrose3174 Před 2 lety +3

      This is the award winning comment I was looking for and was disappointed to not find multiples of. Thanks

    • @ko-Daegu
      @ko-Daegu Před 2 lety +4

      @Ant or cloths or way she walks or sound (not just the actual api s but way she talks words ..etc)
      Wanna tell me for 8 years his wife left the house and always eve up going to her sister and coincidentally she was wearing exact same clothes every time for 8 years?

  • @Rogue_Sniper
    @Rogue_Sniper Před rokem

    I thought Vsauce was smarter than this

  • @butidontwantone5149
    @butidontwantone5149 Před rokem

    poor steve, he's so offended 😂

  • @gumball2077
    @gumball2077 Před 2 lety +454

    Gets rosita pregnant
    "Oh sorry, I thought you were anita" 😂

    • @disneyrockz12
      @disneyrockz12 Před 2 lety +11

      Still could be considered Anita’s kid. LoL.

    • @nassimyjunky6830
      @nassimyjunky6830 Před 2 lety

      Know what ?! This what i thought he was gonna talk about ...fuck the wrong woman 😂😂

    • @revolvency
      @revolvency Před 2 lety +1

      @@disneyrockz12 yeah, genetically speaking

  • @saxiroth6647
    @saxiroth6647 Před 2 lety +326

    I’m an identical twin and my girlfriend can tell it’s me just from the back of my head…. We’ve been together 3 years

  • @giggles9032
    @giggles9032 Před rokem

    No matter why my mother watches this guy every day 🤣🤣🤣

  • @creartivesstudiohq
    @creartivesstudiohq Před rokem

    maybe even after 8 years, the twin strategy to bamboozled the guy is getting better and better too steve 🤣

  • @sevrynellerd9307
    @sevrynellerd9307 Před rokem +744

    He should at the VERY least, know her clothes. When you live with someone every day for 8 years you see their laundry.

    • @jansilentvlog
      @jansilentvlog Před rokem +4

      exactly! 😂

    • @YourMotherForReal
      @YourMotherForReal Před rokem +13

      This just tells me his wife does all the laundry and he never compliments/pays attention to her outfits…

    • @Statsjk
      @Statsjk Před rokem +1

      The twin women might have intentionally tried to trick him...

    • @ashy-014
      @ashy-014 Před rokem +1

      After 2 weeks of school every single one of my new friends has probably seen every single shirt i got and can recognize immediately if something's new

    • @jenniferlynn8721
      @jenniferlynn8721 Před rokem +2

      Don't even have to do the laundry... Did you not look at what your wife was wearing 5 minutes prior when you were talking to her in the other room? People don't change outfits back and forth lol like what?! 🤯

  • @andrewbreeden4027
    @andrewbreeden4027 Před 2 lety +101

    “How can I stop being a bad husband” that’s the question

    • @GreyBlackWolf
      @GreyBlackWolf Před 2 lety +1

      AMEN

    • @tigarianwarrior9556
      @tigarianwarrior9556 Před 2 lety +2

      Let’s be real here, this dude ain’t tryin to be a good one by getting with his wife’s sister😐

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 Před 2 lety +2

      @@tigarianwarrior9556 how is he trying to get with the sister? He wants to make sure he can be able to tell them apart.

    • @satan3862
      @satan3862 Před 2 lety +1

      @@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 sorry but if you can't tell who is your partner after 8 years of being married to them it really just says that you just don't pay enough attention to them after all they look the same but there must be things they do differently

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 Před 2 lety

      @@satan3862 oh I’m not saying he is a good husband but nothing is screaming cheater

  • @Luka.14
    @Luka.14 Před rokem +1

    How to solve homelessness
    Cheap housing: ❌
    Make it illegal to be homeless: ✅

  • @Y.d.o.b.o.n
    @Y.d.o.b.o.n Před rokem

    Those twins could prank him so hard if they wanted

  • @bigbreeze1984
    @bigbreeze1984 Před rokem +163

    That means for the past 8 years, they've been switching and swapping.

  • @MissRadi0active
    @MissRadi0active Před rokem +1003

    This was just his alibi. "See, honey? I even asked Steve how to tell you apart! I didn't have known!" 😂😂

    • @pinkmoona
      @pinkmoona Před rokem +2

      😂 LMAO omg

    • @billdoolinofficial
      @billdoolinofficial Před rokem +9

      Hey dont snitch 😂

    • @kirashitama3183
      @kirashitama3183 Před rokem

      "I just get confused i swear!it was not my fault i did not recognize your brother and ended up sleeping with him and made 8babies and got them out by myself without any need to wait 9months or to go to the hospital,he even doesn't have a pencil he has boobs just like i really couldn't tell"

    • @StormcallR
      @StormcallR Před rokem +4

      Takes two to tango though, lol

    • @BigDicTRP
      @BigDicTRP Před rokem +1

      ​@@pinkmoona it wasn't that funny

  • @craigboden9455
    @craigboden9455 Před rokem +2

    I was friends with twins in school and they'd swap classes sometimes when they were bored lol, I knew every single time they did it lol 😂 no one else did but because I spent a lot of time with them both I knew who each one was without difficulty at all. This guys just not paying attention.

  • @YoMama9021
    @YoMama9021 Před rokem

    When you upset Steve about relationship issues, you know you fucked up.

  • @intelligenthoodlum4597
    @intelligenthoodlum4597 Před 2 lety +314

    “ bruh bruh… the 3 some is never gonna happen , Now sit yo raggedy ass down “ -Steve Harvey Probably

    • @iycephoenixx4249
      @iycephoenixx4249 Před 2 lety +3

      Lol

    • @jaytaylor2090
      @jaytaylor2090 Před 2 lety +7

      Thank you! He's been having that fantasy for years because the are so similar, but for the show complains about the fake mix ups just to get a little bit off his chest lol.

    • @wowie2358
      @wowie2358 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jaytaylor2090 it’s just weird that you imply that’s what he wants when you have no knowledge of him beyond this short

    • @jaytaylor2090
      @jaytaylor2090 Před 2 lety +5

      @@wowie2358 You're exactly right👍!! But this is the comment section.
      I partake more so for a sense of levity, not scrutiny. I shared my comical 2 cents in agreeace with a complete stranger on a very lighthearted topic. Where as for you, you shared your disdain for a very obvious use of conjecture.
      It's not that serious to me dude🤣.

    • @alanholmes2366
      @alanholmes2366 Před 2 lety +4

      If he truthful and he’s doing this and they are playing along he’s already hit both of em!

  • @Unbox_that
    @Unbox_that Před 2 lety +103

    I can tell my husband is approaching in the grocery store from two aisles over, just by the jingle of his keys 🤣

  • @mybby1966
    @mybby1966 Před rokem +1

    My Mother was an identical twin. No one could ever tell them a part. They would see my Aunt and be calling her my Moms name. I’d say no that’s my Aunt. You always know your Mom! I never ever had a problem telling them a part.

  • @junebug8485
    @junebug8485 Před rokem +1

    Imagine they swapped sides multiple times and he never noticed

  • @sherparoyale
    @sherparoyale Před 2 lety +50

    He has to pretend he can’t tell the difference so he can accidentally cop a feel 🤣

  • @realone8092
    @realone8092 Před 2 lety +69

    Hint: she's the one wearing your wedding band😁

    • @lamarthomas181
      @lamarthomas181 Před 2 lety +3

      Niceeeee!!! Can I Borrow Your Response... Genius

    • @confusingfaun361
      @confusingfaun361 Před 2 lety +2

      Alot of people don’t wear their rings cause they don’t wanna risk losing them, about half my family doesn’t wear their rings for this reason. Also thats assuming the other twin isn’t married

    • @duddybuddy8553
      @duddybuddy8553 Před 2 lety +2

      @@confusingfaun361 nah bruh that must be just what they do in your family or something cuz most people in this world don't take their wedding ring off their hand

  • @Karamarika
    @Karamarika Před rokem

    I have 3 kittens that are all cream colored sisters. I can tell them apart fairly easily, even though 2 are more identical than the third. My husband, however, still struggles greatly. Some people just don't have a strong eye for detail. They should, but they still struggle.

  • @goldenshower8210
    @goldenshower8210 Před rokem

    A great man once said " If u can't tell the difference does it really matter " .

  • @aono335
    @aono335 Před 2 lety +835

    Harvey's face just went "Don't you be asking me about what I think you gonn ask" before the dude finished Lmao 😂

  • @vinnycris
    @vinnycris Před rokem +3500

    Hes lying hes just trying to create a legitimed reason making up for "accidently" hitting on Rosita

    • @jasminehouston-burns1691
      @jasminehouston-burns1691 Před rokem +21

      Yup

    • @ASmith-jn7kf
      @ASmith-jn7kf Před rokem +16

      @rott no.

    • @ASmith-jn7kf
      @ASmith-jn7kf Před rokem +28

      @rott obviously most people think their spouses are attractive, people cheat because they want something different could be looks or could be personality.

    • @memeityy
      @memeityy Před rokem +11

      @@ASmith-jn7kf Why would you cheat on someone with someone who is basically the same person? No. It's because they look better.

    • @shortyp1000
      @shortyp1000 Před rokem

      Bloop!!!

  • @ecclesiastesThreeVerseSeven

    He has been dodging bullets for eight years

  • @TheAnti-Hero.
    @TheAnti-Hero. Před rokem +2

    "So my question is... can I have an affair with my neighbor only or with my co worker too?"

  • @SCP-tn2ln
    @SCP-tn2ln Před rokem +560

    "their names sound identical" *they're fucking completely different*

    • @Leviathan_
      @Leviathan_ Před rokem +12

      ze-tah and ne-tah do objectively rhyme, he said they sound the same, not that they're identical

    • @andrewandrew0791
      @andrewandrew0791 Před rokem +4

      But they sound the same even if they're different.

    • @XADW1996X
      @XADW1996X Před rokem +1

      They sound the same

  • @maddiemcnugget1076
    @maddiemcnugget1076 Před 2 lety +539

    Honestly, props to Steve for being a good listener. Idk I’m so impressed with peoples ability to actually listen and not just hear.

    • @riasb
      @riasb Před 2 lety +6

      Awe I love this comment so much. I feel the same way. I’m sure you’re a great listener as well! :)

    • @sagedill5993
      @sagedill5993 Před 2 lety +7

      I love when people congratulate a person for doing the bare minimum.

    • @brianna094
      @brianna094 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sagedill5993 I'm glad you love it

    • @raven8023
      @raven8023 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sagedill5993 Most people are so self centered they refuse to listen and always are the ones speaking. Listening nowadays is so much more than the bare minimum

  • @JudgeGideon823
    @JudgeGideon823 Před rokem

    Any identical twins I remember from school looked the same for a little bit then eventually seemed like they couldn't be more different. Their hair and clothes, mannerisms, little differences on their face, and more really start to stand out even after a couple months or years of school. I had a big crush on one sister in elementary school and I distinctly remember thinking her twin was just a little too goofy and awkward for me.
    I can only imagine how terrible this guy's situational awareness must be if he can't distinguish between two people after years of intimacy with one and a fair amount of exposure to the other.

  • @hunterl1551
    @hunterl1551 Před rokem

    "hey babe my parents aren't home, come over"
    "Harrys not done sorry"

  • @waiz3889
    @waiz3889 Před 2 lety +487

    This man clearly has special feeling with his wife's twin. How'd he never recognised his wife? I have 2 couples twin friends and I can recognised them even from their backs.

    • @AaryanRKO
      @AaryanRKO Před 2 lety +11

      I could recognise every girl in my school( in higher classes ) just from their back

    • @francicalhoun2135
      @francicalhoun2135 Před 2 lety

      Right??

    • @Msmariselaful
      @Msmariselaful Před 2 lety +17

      Right! Thats what I was thinking, he must be feeling something towards the twin, it’s really unfathomable after 8 years that he really is getting them mixed up at gatherings.

    • @elistari1050
      @elistari1050 Před 2 lety +2

      @@AaryanRKO Is that a dirty joke?

    • @notyourbusiness1352
      @notyourbusiness1352 Před rokem +4

      @@AaryanRKO hey hold up playa

  • @VyroBerserker
    @VyroBerserker Před 2 lety +48

    I dated an identical twin in high-school, it was honestly really easy to tell even from behind with like no defining features. It was more of a feeling thing than visual

    • @johnnybaxter1953
      @johnnybaxter1953 Před 2 lety +2

      So you just know based on a “feeling” ? Sounds impossible but cool

    • @codyneyland8829
      @codyneyland8829 Před 2 lety +11

      That’s funny because I accidentally slapped my exes sisters ass because they were both wearing hoodies walking around in the same room… I was sooo embarrassed, they both thought it was funny, and I think it was a setup

    • @VyroBerserker
      @VyroBerserker Před 2 lety +6

      @@johnnybaxter1953 yea it's hard to explain but it's just like that feeling you get when you know you have feelings for someone or when you're with your partner I'd just be able to tell as soon as I saw one of them I'd either get a feeling or not it was really weird

    • @VyroBerserker
      @VyroBerserker Před 2 lety +1

      @@codyneyland8829 I almost mixed them up at a few times at first but I got used to it really quickly, that kind of sounds like a setup though

    • @VGAppSolutions
      @VGAppSolutions Před 2 lety

      @@VyroBerserker they would be able to trick you. But yes someone personality is a good identifier