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The Score Problem Rule is too real. U gotta become a pro mathematician just to prove you got 6 points.
fr. went through it today
Kyle Williams I scored 3,he got the lay up,2 points from cherry picks...that's equal 6
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kyle Williams smh facts.....And I hate dudes who call late ass fouls
Ant Steele Ikr? And they always pull that bull when the game is crazy tight.
someone called offensive three seconds on me one time smh
Garrett Masters lmao u always got that dude that apply every rule in the book
Garrett Masters lol
Garrett Masters
😂🤣
I would have taken the ball and changed courts, that's ridiculous lol
dont lay eggs underneath the basket
"Count your points" 😂😂😂😂😂 there's one cheater on every team with the wrong score
@@azekielfenton2082 This is the worst when you got next.
when u gotta bring out the replay booth, the guy with superhero memory, and a PHD mathematician to get the score
Joshua Bowden need to have somebody film that joint
Joshua Bowden replay booth + sound effects ! dont forget about that
💀😂
Joshua Bowden on god
"Y'all turn red when y'all mad!" LMAO
Joel W shit had me dying😂😂
loooool
On god, I'm white and that shit had me dying 😂😂😂😂
Joel
Lolol, I don't blush
They forgot the "aye yo...that's 11 that's game!!" ......"nah nah nah we goin to 15" 😒😂😂
nah nah we goin to 21
That’s facts!!
I swear
7 - 11 - 21
ALWAYS
No one got next? Going to 15
Who else hates the kids wearing Curry jerseys and chucking up half court 3s even though they suck?
ShiftClicker fun to play em tho 😂😂😈
google inc. True
ShiftClicker That's why I don't go for guys with warriors jerseys lol
I hate Curry as a player, but he's a great person and a even better person to look up to for young kids. Without Curry a lot of these kids would stay inside turning their bodies into jello. He inspired tens of thousands of kids around the world. So before you trash those kids hoopin with Curry jerseys on, just remember, to them he's their hero, just not yours.
Evan Amado Lol. I'm talking bout those fanboys who try to be just like
him even tho they stink.
any real hooper will tell you this VIDEO IS WAYYYYYYYY TO ACCURATE.. i go thru at least one of these every game
No blood no foul is so true for me my friend will knock me over during a shot, and when I say foul he says HOW IS THAT A FOUL???
17kz music No blood no foul is way too accurate. I don't even call fouls because of it
orrrrr any real hooper will be playing in actual games for their aau team or school team instead of with trash ass pick up players like yourself
kill myself you're goofy
Me too bro
The "Score Problems" will be the biggest problem when playing street ball on god kekekekeekekekek
Gravity™ lmao hell yea
nobody ever knows the score
Shabo Man i swear i be hating when nobody knows the score then be having to make up shit kmsl
forgetting the score then you got to estimate to the shots that you remember
Waab
"You white! Yo that's red, Y'all turn red when y'all mad!" 😂
PressCAPLOCK lol
does anybody else wonder how many times the ball being going into the pool ? lol
3:26 1:05
Here is 2 to get the count started lol
Yes
HaasholdGaming my guy with that eagle eye do
On my soul I've never seen a good street hooper wearing a Curry jersey 😂😂
Hitman Productions i’ve never seen a good hooper wearing a jersey in general 😂
That's because no actual hooper is a Curry fan
yeah skills and great shooting against big, far more athletic guys, no real hooper appreciates those
True shit
I played with a guy wearing a Phoenix Kevin Johnson jersey who was the best on the court.
"You white! Yo that's red, Y'all turn red when y'all mad!" 😂💀
Mychal W. o
Mychal W. G
I seen a dude get fouled, instead of checking up he walked his ass to the free throw line!
Say it ain't so.
And this is why I always call out the score after every bucket when I play. Cuz I know no one else is keeping track. I also hate the guy who wants to play all 1's when you have a perfectly good 3 point line.
EBsportswiz Yo im always that guy too. So there's NEVER any confusion in the score
@@andrewfortes2744 then you get the guy who pretends you were calling it backwards before
"No blood No foul" PUT THAT SHIT IN 2K FOR THESE PLAYMAKERS that should be a shirt tho lmao
Shabo Man I wish 2k would do that but you know little kids play the game and blood would be too "graphic"
Hehe true but alot of kids play GTA 😕
Shabo Man I can't play GTA but I have attack on titan
+Shabo Man never heard that one
For my PG Slasher "No blood no foul" definitely applies. I get tackled with no call.
"Somebody get they mans yo, what wring with this dude?" lmao😂
Deez Nutz why he want to be a black boy?
Quincey Riley Another triggered racist black person lol
misterjdog lol
“And 1” is DEFINITELY not a foul call. it’s a confidence call 😂😂
By calling "And 1" you give up your right to a foul call:)
I hate when people say and one and don’t make it
Can we get a hairline rule? All hairlines behind the fore head needs a headband
Adriell Ramos lmao
Adriell Ramos This comment 😂😂😂
Adriell Ramos yo! Lol! For real I might be violating that one myself
This foul 😂😂😂
LeBron would have been ejected out of every game then
I remember this dude called a "Five seconds back to basket" on me.
Jashan721 I woulda just left lol
how can someone be playing pickup and be able to be paying that close of attention to call that lol
Kannon Because he was guarding me lol
If you call any of that technical bs like 3 in the key please leave
😂😂😂😂
2:53 every single time I ball at the park lol
1,000 SUBS WITH 2 VIDEOS on bob bro i swaure
i swear to god "late call" is the most annoying pick up rule
lanre adewale how is that annoying lmao?
If I get hit decently hard to the ground, my first instinct is to smooth the landing, not make a foul call.
Uncle Drew teaches all his young bloods the rules
The Only One he taught me
The Only One it's all about buckets
today I was playing and we kept whooping these one dudes. we hit a 2 (we were going by 1s and 2s) and they gon tell us we can't win by 2. WHAT TYPE OF SHIT IS THAT!
u can't win with a shot behind the arc
+Auston David Johnson lol what I said
was it a win by 2 game .. for example" game 15" .. you got 14 they got 14. You cant shoot a 2 to win. If so, I heard people say that before.
+Gios GC nah it wasn't even that. lmao they literally just made the shit up. we were kicking they ass the whole day. were going to 12, and it was 10 to 4
yeah they are dumb asses then lol
I hate when I block someone clean and they call a foul even tbough I didnt touch them. It happens everyday
Lmaooo
"Thats red, you you're white, you get red when you're mad"
Im fucking done with youtube for tonight.
You forgot:
*Scores winning basket*
"NAH MAN YOU GOTTA WIN BY 2"
Y'all forgot the "take back rule" every time even after a steal...
Buk718 They forgot win by 2 vs straight up
Buk718 for half court
Take back everything
If there's nobody waiting, win by 2. Always. Fuck straight up when the game is close.
Air ball take back lmfao
This man called a loose ball foul! ...I need life support lmao
Naw okay you gotta put in "No 2s and 3s" because I swear these high school kids out here "2s and 3s to 24" bitch that's pick up blasphemy
Chase Hilyer 😂
Yooo I bullshit you not I run in a gym of older (white) folks that do that shit 😐🙄😂...
aint nobody got time for that fucking arithmetic. lol
As a high school kid the kids who say 2s and 3s piss me off
You must play with tons of white people its always 1's and 2's never 2's and 3's
How about some pickup game sterotypes. I'll start with ones that fit me:
-Usually plays serious
-Starts playing like it's D1 when his team starts losing
-Guards the other team's best player as if they were LeBron/Kobe
-always says "ball don't lie" when there's a foul debate
Rob Dawg if this ain’t me 😂
I hate players like you but respect for rasheed wallace
I’m the third one
I’m definitely number 3
Arguing over the score was so spot on. Happens in almost every game.
Cherry Picker = Guy that plays no defense but wants the ball when you rebound or steal.
hate that shit
DoyinTheSage Whenever they on my team I wont pass to them lmao
lmao people at pick-up all the time 😂😂😂
Perfect! Speaking of "Next" make sure you call it as soon as you walk into the gym or on the court at the park and say it LOUD! I guarantee after the game breaks their will be an argument about who had next.
score problems is a real thing. no bs
Im mad just watching this video 😂
someone called a Tech on me for taunting when we out here ballin
He said
"You white, y'all turn red when y'all get mad!"
Too good 😂😂😂
Sideline refs had me dying. I deal with that way too much. Hahaha
Bro I am crying! Hahahhhahaha I always be changing the rules when I'm losing lmao!!!
Yeah umm 3 years ago yo channel was weak but I watched it
Game point is the only time I’m going to call a
foul anytime before I could care less but when it’s GP yeah imma call foul
That's why I never call And 1. If you don't make it you ain't getting the foul. Unless the foul was very intentional. Most cases dudes give you the foul for those even if you didn't call it
defense shoots. and yeah and1 is not a foul call. who the hell shoots off the check? its always 1 pass.
The Goat in 3rd world countries i guess
Mr. J1S hey just went to your awesome channel and found out every upload is crap. just fyi.
Mr. J1S so instead of shooting off the check you prefer to do a hand-off to the guy that was going to originally take the ball from the top? If nobody on the team has a problem with him shooting it's just a waste of time to not shoot off the check.
ive never participated nor seen....a game in which the ball was not passed first b4 shooting. whether it be full or half court. literally the only ppl that do this are the kids that dont play and say "oh im just gettin some cardio in, sorry". you check me the ball...i have to make 1 pass. then any1 can shoot.
Man, even official 3x3 world tournaments have rule-shoot on check... Of course behind 3pt line... Also,unofficial rule first pass depends from court to court,not even countries or cities... You can play with scorer stays with possession,or not, you can play with or without clearing the ball, with checking the ball by teammates or by opponent,checking on side of court, or below the basket etc etc... You can't claim something like-only kids play with shoot after checking...
any one go against somebody that flops and calls fouls and won't play if u don't follow his rules?
Sheri Tarvin im pretty good at flopping
Bruhhh EVERY SINGLE ONE IS ACCURATE 😂😂😂😂😂
Next one, do a video about the different ways guys run up the court after a basket...
Way to accurate ! I'm dead on that side line ref cheese 🐍 If you're not the court, YOU CANNOT CALL NOTHING !!
Funny how a McDonalds worker makes more than Dahntay Jones
His salary: 5K per year
VersaceTV you mean 5k for 3 months he didn't even play in the regular season he only playing in the playoffs
+VersaceTV Dumbass
1: who is that?
2: wtf kinda job do you work to be making that kind of money?!?! You could work at McDonald's and make 5k in like 2-3 months...
dammm thats a lot of money if you convert it to our currency!!! what??!! McDonalds workers in america earn more than engineers here!!
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE hahaha wayyyy too overestimated nigga they have to build their way up to that six figure salary most never even make it there. The ones that do are a very small percentage, most make about 80 -95k and that's SOFTWARE engineers. More saturated fields like mechanical engineers make like low 60's and shit.
This was the best video they did, it’s dumb funny and the unofficial rules is TRUTH 😂
If I had a dollar for never time they said bro in this video...
The way the check ball should work, and how I've played, is that you can shoot or drive if it's 2's or 1v1. Otherwise, you have to pass.
Is it the shoesssss???💀😂
It's gotta be the shoes!!!
yo! EVERYTHING that was shown just now sums up the life of a street baller! I went through everything that was displayed and you know what's the funniest shit out of this?! when the game is all over, you either become cool with the person or you talk shit to each other for the rest of the day, lol!
yo Bdot do Tony PArker always wiping down his face with his jersey even without a sweat in his face lol
This had me weak! 😂😭😂😭😂😭 Im surprised he didnt do the "win by 2 rule" 😂😂😂
Happens everyday
"Respect my call bro" 😆
hi bdot ik u dont read these but your videos. are hilarious keep doing u
Dude traveled something so SERIOUS and called it pro hoop! These two do good skits together.
in my gym if u call and 1 on a shot its basically calling foul.
Officialbruk thats not how it works bud
borgus schmorgus *Fax*
When your team gets on defense during an argument is the most betrayal in 🏀 🤣😩. Either you like "im bout to turn it up" or "im getting a new 5"
The "Respect the Line" rule
The "Foot was on the line" Rule
The "We were talking scores, check the ball back up on top" guy (whos says that only when the opposite team scores)
The And1 thing gets me tight everytime lol just because I happened to miss the shot I thought was going in doesn’t erase the fact that I just got tackled lmao
And one does mean foul
Lord Beasley and 1 means u convert that extra point at the free throw line after the foul. If u make the lay up while fouled and u miss the free throw its not an and1
I'm the type of guy to shoot and say "it's good!"
Then when I miss I shake my shooting hand acting like its hurt.
Notifaction Squad where ya at?
ItzTristan_ HEADASS wya??
Thanks i needed this! Im going to the park for the first time tomorrow and i didnt want to look dumb not knowing the rules.
Like Warrriors Win Finals
Comment Cavs Win Finals
Bori 2K cavs boi
Bori 2K Fuck KD
Bori 2K cavs nigga
Diggydog233 .
No games boi
Ayo, run it back, run it back that was just a warmup
This is more of a stereotype video
Owen Messi what? don't know what you mean, lol
Owen Messi this is completely accurate
This is literally spot on omgggg 😂
What yall think about North Korea ?
True
lovely place for a vacation
I got some hoes that stay there
One of his most realistic vids... I've experienced every one if these scenarios 😂😂😂
1
Theres always that one guy at the gym who calls every little foul and gets mad at his teammates when he fucks up.
When more whiteboy videos
The score problem had me dying 😂😂😂
1st
Score problem & side line ref be too real 😂😂
I also hate when i block someone and the ball hits their hand so they call foul🤦🏽♂️
Producer: how many fouls you want ?
Bdot: YES
Man this just cuts deep. Me visiting their court, me asking what the established house rules are, me being as competitive as I can with their jank-ass rules, then having them change the rules when I get two too many lucky shots off.
Once he said "it's yo call, you shoot for it" I lost it. This is open gym at RMU 😂😂
B dot you funny as hell. You must play a lot of ball cause this shit happens every pick up game
These are so true, but sometimes it depends on where you play. It trips me up when people don't play the same rules I'm used to.
"ya turn red when ya mad"😂😂
Yep everyday facts! This video was on point. 😂😂😂
100% accurate but you should do P.2 with Los
Just watching this got me mad😂😂
"Call ball" got me weak lol
When your team starts walking back on defense.........hahaha
Realest ones are Score Problems, Shoot For It, and And 1's are Not Fouls 😂😂😂😂
I wear the whole uniform when I hoop.
So you know I’m Trash😂
The shoot for it one had me dead
Lmaooo this was too FUNNY. dudes will hack if it's game point tho. Sometimes you gotta call it, unless neither of y'all is gonna call it
Yooooo this is way too accurate 😂😂😂😂😂
Me: *calls a perfectly fair and reasonable foul*
Every nigga on the other team: “ShOOt FoR iT” “bAlL NevEr LiE”
"yall turn red when yall mad"😂 😂
0:32 bdot been doing the soulja before soulja did the soulja 😂