Natalie Portman: Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis
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Zach interviews Natalie Portman and her dog, Whiz.
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It’s like if an unfiltered mind of a 14 year old boy had a talk show 😂😂
LOL
Is your mind was unfiltered when you was 14-year-old?
@Gang Beast Where are you get this? You think you are a wizard that can type words and then voila - this is true? It's not working like that.
So why do you think that "Literacy is key in communication"?
Do you think about communication by yourself?
Because I did it right now. And I think that the key to communication is the shared (identical) experience. The more shared(identical) experience people have, the easier they understand each other.
Two persons can speak the same language, but without shared(identical) experience they can't understand each other.
@Gang Beast *Your
@@FNobody I’m honestly unsure what your comment means
the V for Vendetta joke is probably the all time best joke on interview.
@@mr.mackey6012 most random and unrelated YT comment I've seen all year
@@mwilliamson4198 lmao ya wtf this dude talking about lmao
@@mr.mackey6012 interesting, I actually found pages 5 and 6 to be the most jaw dropping. It really changed my entire perspective on the issues.
Lol
@@mr.mackey6012 Sorry can you repeat that please? I didnt quite catch what you said.
Apparently Zach cut out the V for Vendetta joke in the edit but Natalie Portman asked to have it added back in. Mad respect, Natalie 😎
Check out Natalie raps in snl. She’s a bad bitch
Man
That speaks V for Volumes!!
@@TEXAS2459 well done! Haha
That was the funniest one
Edit: I apologize for those reading this now.. Natalie knew what she was getting into when she signed up to do this segment. Although some jokes may have been kept from her initially (maybe) it doesn’t matter… she signed up for this. It’s not sexual harassment. I’m leaving up my original comment below only for context of replies. Nothing more. I was wrong about it.
Probably because there wasn’t any additional content to fill the time, but I’m just theorizing. Jeez, he sexually harassed her like it was his first language.
The fact that this is still funny 12 years later is amazing lol
The fact that it's even funnier 13 years later is even funnier, funnier
The fact that it’s not funny at all, then or now, is just a fact.
Barry you don't have a vigina. So you don't get to be offended.
@@Barrybeastmode Thanks Barry Beastmode
I came back from 2024 just to tell you it's still funny 14 years later also.
"You shaved your head for V for Vendetta, did you also shave your V for Vagina"
No words to describe his brilliant delivery and her reaction was epic xD
That was funny as hell but her reaction sucked.
It was great how he waited forever for her to answer. She’s finally has to say “pass” so he moves on 🤣
@@requestcontainsinvalidargu185 I think maybe she might have been put off by it?
@@lairdriver oh absolutely lol. But I mean. She could lighten up about it a little. I S S A J O K E
That was amazing I've watched it a few times trying to figure out if it's real disgust or if she's just that good at acting. It has to be the latter... she knows this is comedy
Natalie Portman's face at the V question is priceless
dont know why she passed.... hhhhh
2:20 *"Did you also shave your V for Vagina."*
OMFG I literally laughed until I cried, I had to pause it I laughed so hard. My abs hurt now. I genuinely lost control of my body that was funny to me.
:D
That's a yes, evidently.
I'd still like to know tho
This is the best one. Natalie's reactions are so real. Some of the other actors play it out tough or funny, but Nat make's it seem very realistic.
Goat female actress tbh
as opposed to male actress?@@MC-ep8cu
@@MC-ep8cu no she's a full woman not a goat. You kids and your stupid slang these days smh
it's like she's an actress or something
1:00 when the dog popped back in 💀
Even the dog was like wtf is going on
Dog: yo you good? 🐶
"What is he a German Shepard?" 😅
Lmao
YES :)
And then she stopped petting
she is jew so that is even funnier..
Yo...I lost it at that line
"What is your phone number?"
"That's private"
"Yeah. I know."
You think ur dope for just repeating what he said? Lame-o
What is he a German Shepherd?
Yep that’s what they said
roycedaprince59 don’t fucking say dope. You think you’re cool? Do you say that because you think it’s cool or because people around you think it’s cool and you say it because you think it’s the cool thing to say and it helps you fit in? Where the fuck did cool come from? Fuck gen Z
@@roycedaprince59 You think you're funny replying to a 2 year old comment that has 500+ likes?How old are you?10?
This honestly is the most brilliant comedy series. Undoubtedly one of the all time greats.
Sundae conversation >
Uh, no.
Zach's disappointed face when she's saying the dogs name is Wizz 🤣 I love this show so much there needs to be way more
I love you too
I'd love to see the deleted scenes when the guests can't take it and break out laughing.
@@ShinzoUchihaX there is a netflix film about this ?
@@morbue7575 It's a Between Two Ferns movie and its hilarious!
@@jamescox36 that's how found this show, was i saw the movie on netflix and laughed by ass off
model citizen I don’t believe that they are 😝
It was the best thing in the movie.
2:07 That screen transition to the dog after that awkward moment is so random that it's hilariously genius.
Lol, is the dog snoring or growling?
@@Mark-sc2dy it’s an awkward groan
Hate to say it but if I met Mrs Portman I'd probably assume that same pose as the dog.
German shepherd 🤣🤣
The dog sounds they edited in are hilarious
Watching a thousand years later... and gosh, still hurts my heart by just looking at Natalie! Why so gorgeous?
The way she said "hello" for the dog was adorable. 😃
Still waiting for the Chewbacca interview...
Chubacca is dead. Never gonna happen
He doesn't speak english so it might be difficult
He needs a good translator
@@BMAN-qt3ro I can translate
How wasn't this the Chewbacca interview?
She is aggressively beautiful.
Like a transgendered boy.
@@Katya_Lastochka 💀💀
Pardon me, uhhhhh ok then
Israeli princess♥️
Pardon me, bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wiz is the real winner here, look at him. Perfect performance, oscar worthy
Yeah, especially because He was playing a German Sheppard.
Even the dog had great comedic timing
thats called editing. Lol. Lots of people on this comment board seem to think the dog growled at exactly the right time, but if you watch it, its hard not to notice that the only time they changed the camera view in the entire interview was when the dog growled or laid on its back this world has some seriously unobservant people to put it kindly.
you're spoiling the magic @@WdawgSmith 🪄
wow no kidding, did you deduce that all by yourself?@@WdawgSmith
@@WdawgSmith You must be super fun at parties, to put it kindly.
There is no way they didn't crack up the first time they ran the V for Vendetta line. No way!
Well, not everyone is a simple man that would need to laugh to a joke like that.
@@nft3 check out the outtakes. I dont think he or any "guests" made it through without cracking up. And the joke in itself isn't all of it. The inappropriateness and unexpectitudinal factors come into play. Don't worry, you'll get comedy one day if you stay with it : )
@@coppulor6500 I get the comedy, I just don't need to laugh to every single joke to appreciate it.
Agreed. Different strokes for different folks?
Language difference probably plays a major role in not cracking up. Because not everyone can understand what some foreingener is trying to imply with their sarcastic or jokingly manor.
this guy really makes my day, his interviews are so aggressive and stupid at the same time but they are funny because I can't stop laughing 😄😄😄🤣 in fact the last question that he asked
_They are funny because you can't stop laughing...?_ No... I think you've got your cause-and-effect in reverse order, here.
@@jimreadey4837 In his defence the first part was very well put. Galafinakis Comedy... stupid and aggressive. 👍
Thanks,@@RWEHIGHYET94. (And in my defense, the second part was not.)
‘Funny because I can’t stop laughing’. Subjectivism: not even once.
The dog is such a great actor 😂
looks at dog... "I got a bigger dick than that" I'm in tears lmfaoooo
He keeps them sitting sooooo uncomfortably close to the fern.....
I love it.
She is Tori Black?
@@piotrkowalski5347 lmao. Yes
Whiiiiiiich is why Christina Ricci will NEVER do this, not even just for humor’s sake.
fern on the shoulder drives me nuts
I totally just noticed this and it is fucking hilarious.
Bro I could truly never speak to Natalie Portman in such a manner without literally bursting into flames on the spot
I'm addicted to these. So funny. Just discovered them a couple months ago.
...did you also shave your V for... made me spill my cereal all over my laptop, thanks Zach.
very orgasmic
that was rolleyes forever, man...
Bo Dizzle who eats cereal over a laptop? Wait, I get it now..
"did you also shave your V for... made me spill my cereal all over my laptop"
I thought he said V for Vagina, my hearing must be bad if he said some shit about cereal and a laptop instead.
Still waiting for Chewbacca's interview..
+Jonny Zywiciel douchebag
+Jonny Zywiciel sorry man, your comment was great n all, but as soon as i checked out your profile, you were just moaning into your mic and looking at me, no idea wat is rong wid u
Shock I respect your opinion. No worries man. haha
amanoncrack FUCK YOU BRO
FUCK YOU, IM NOT YOUR BITCH, BRO
2:20 priceless 😂😂😂
OMG, Natalie Portman, Acteress. That one got me immediately. I haven't met any acteresses. She's such a beautiful woman and crazy smart. She handled this very well, I couldn't even be in the crew let alone be interviewed, because I'd be trying to breathe through the laughter.
how does he come up with this.
he's king awkward
Na they have the greatest writers
+TheGoozaflight Yeah, him. Lmao.
+bestieswithtesties uhhhhmmhm pass
+The Dudemeister1006 I think He and the mastermind Will Ferrell Made this Funny or die, makes sense why its soo good
I always thought she was pretty in the movies...
But seeing her here...damn!
Its the lighting. I cant believe how hot shes in here. In thor she look normal
WelcomeTo Life this was 10 years ago ladies, just saying
jav retama right? She is like exceptionally gorgeous in this
WelcomeTo Life
In Thor she look normal because she's w/ Chris Hemsworth... Even George Clooney look normal in front of Chris Hemsworth brah...
That dog in a league all by his own... Even Brad & George not in there..
Like how does zach even contain himself here. I mean I guess he basically doesn't lol
This one wasn't funny tho... I saw the Bruce Willis one, then will Ferrell and I mean...I was losing my fucking shit.
But this one doesn't feel like she was acting at all. :(
This was probably the funniest one I’ve seen. It had me laughing out loud! 😂😂😂
Excellent. Her final look to the camera guy, like "Help me!". 😆 Such a wonderfully uncomfortable mood. Well acted!
"You're an accomplished actress, you've graduated from Harvard, you've done some great international charity work. What is you're phone number?" Best line of them all.
When he said "What is he... a German Shepard?" I choked on my water XD
me too, no idea why that one was so hilarious. it would've been easy to flub. the delivery was perfect is the best i can come up with
It wasn't that funny tho
the joke is about her being a jew from israel and he asking about german breed, ROFL xD
Hefty Tortilla, congrats! What was it - a boy or a girl?
Hey u pervert, how do u choke on water, I believe u can't sit on water, can u?
A parody of bad interviews is an open door for some real gem comedic moments. Zack and his guests nailing it every time. My philosophy on relationships is if you and your partner cant crack up at any given moment about anything it probably wont work. Comedy is life.
Can always rely on Zach to ask the hard questions nobody else will
wow, she's a really good actor. genuinely felt uncomfortable for a second there
Au Stin false
Actor??
Hamba Allah swt you can use either
Au Stin Please, be joking. For your own sake.
Because Zack said TRANS-LATOR. She was born a man.
Rofl! @ 1:29 she couldn't hold it anymore! And overplayed it quite professionally..
true!
Deep Kunwar hindi kazakhi bhai bhai
Sahi baat hai!!
+Jean Daul aaaah true! excellent spotting that out
lownrgy Thank you, Jeb!
Probably one of the best thanks to Natalie: 👏 !! A movies with Zack could be tremendous !!!😂👑
WOW wizz has such a comedic sense its amazing!
She is so gorgeous.
you too
1:28 she breaks character lmao. covered it up well though
perfect timing for the dog lmao
Wow...nice catch
Subtle but cute break
@@Ghostxx and that is acting ladies and gentlemen
So both sides are acting and they already know what's about to happen?
I just found about this show. This guy is a genius! This show is so refreshing and funny.
Just seen an interview where Zach says the guest never know what the questions are gonna be. That reaction from Natalie was very real.
Even the dog stopped breathing when he asked if her dog is a German shepherd.
this is literally me with every girl.
Edit: No mo'. I have a GF now. Thanks for the likes tho my broskies
Did all those dates end up with sex?😂
@@user-lu1lg3ud7b Restraining order
Me too
Don't fool yourself bud.
That's just sad.
You can see that she's an awesome actress from that part when she looks confused. So well played.
this is one of his best. I love zach.
This one was not one of the best objectively, but it is one that I laughed the most for. My eyes are watering. And the dog....... Absurdist brilliance.
how was this 10 years ago..
and why was this recommended to me 10 years later
It's because there are no good new videos. So they start recommending from the back catalog.
Same here 😂
because of corona
Because you're the standard casual norm of society. Sad. Locked behind a wall of everything everyone else likes. Not even your own person.
@@PopADoseYo You are just an arrogant, prick, dumb ass. Go patronize someone else you little vermin.
"What is he a German Shepherd" lol dead.
Nowhere Man cuz she is Jew
@@HawkNocturnal what the ?
@@igormarinkovic1531 what?
@@HawkNocturnal what does that have to do with anything🤣
@@igormarinkovic1531 It does have to do withit...
She is so lovely 💖
Natalie is a good sport for agreeing to this. I can only imagine what her agent must have said to her while pitching this to her.
"So it's going to be a bit where he objectifies you, tries and fails to flirt with you and acts and says really creepy stuff."
"Okay, so what characters are we playing?"
"You're going to be yourself and he's going to be himself"
is that a German Sheppard? hahahhahhahahhaha
*Shepherd
because ... you know, they herd sheep.
lmao what no they dont?
Brodie O'loughlin The German name "deutscher Schäferhund" literally translates to "German sheep dog." The English word "shepherd" also means someone who literally or figuratively herds sheep.
From Wikipedia: "The German Shepherd is a relatively new breed of dog, with their origin dating to 1899. As part of the Herding Group, German Shepherds are working dogs developed originally for herding sheep."
I wasn't saying that all German Shepherds herd sheep all the time, obviously. But that's where the name comes from. So even if you're not good with dog breeds, if you see a dog that you can't possibly imagine herding sheep, it's not a shepherd.
Penny Lane nope. Schäfer=sheppard. Schaf=sheep. Schäferhund literally means Sheppard's dog as in the dog the sheppard owns.
F. S. I know, I'm German. "Sheep dog" is not the literal word-by-word translation of "Schäfer" and "Hund" but the translation of "Schäferhund." In English, a sheep dog (or sheepdog) is any dog used to herd sheep, independent of its breed.
I love how she tilts her head forward in disbelief like "did i just hear that" 2:26
I just found out about this.. personally always been a big fan of Zach.. but I am watching these episodes now for almost 3 hours.. man you do not get enough 🤣🤣.. he is an institution of insulting comedy 🤣
I LOVE HER REACTIONS
Wow, she really is pretty isnt she
no... sorry
Yes she is
Maeby for a jew
Wow, that statement must mean you have eyes. Congratz. But yea, she is fuckin crazy beautiful.
Its just so annoying how she brags about having dual citizenship, america and israel . israel is an apartheid state.
How did I not know about Between Two Ferns until today? LMAO!!!
ChuckWood welcome!
ChuckWood What? I first saw this video 9 years ago lol But congratulations on discovering it!
where did you find a rock that big?
Good thing is now you have a lot of catching up to do! I envy you. 😋
Right???!!!! I'm hooked. Been binge watching all morning 😂😂😂
The way Natalie interacts with her dog shows what a lovely person she must be
lol really? look how cute Hitler was with dogs. Was he "lovely person" too? lol
You know nothing about real world...sorry
dog obsessed people are mega annoying
@@keepitsecret-dl1prhaha true
Has Aubrey Plaza done this? That dynamic would be fun
That would be so good
That would be more that awkward xD
@Great White yup, but still any amount of Aubreyness in the character/script would be interesting
@Great White Nah, no one knows that. You are the first.
@Great White do you honestly believe that "the vast majority of people" think that a comedy sketch from "Funny or Die" is real? Dude, come on!
natalie portman is so beautiful , lmao hilarious skit too
This was the funniest amongst all 🤣🤣
Love Natalie, so gorgeous and a great actress
I can't stop watching these. This has got to be the most hilarious show made in a long time
It’s been posted since over 12 years ago I’m surprised I haven’t found it till now
They should start doing it again more often, now with omicron and all that bull going on
@@apoliticallevi they're 12 probably
1:03 when the dog comes into frame during the awkward silence 😂😂😂
The best one yet!!
Priceless!
Natalie is Badass as fuck
dont be a despo :P
?
Jesus people can't take a joke on the interwebs at all
cry? seriously? like she did not now what was going on! lol!
And by badass you surely meant dumbass, right?
I'm here 9 years later still dying of laughter. I swear to god this is one of the funniest internet series ever made.
It's 2022..still funny...
@@azakisma.1.mo_ago 2023 still funny
I want bloopers for this one for sure.....like.....how would they actually stop from laughing on his deliverance....😂😂😂
Absolutely need the bloopers
The German Shepherd remark made me lol
The german shepherd was asking himself lying on the floor: "Why doesn't she start jerking me off, like she usually does at home? You're a naughty girl, Talie Portman!"
+Stephen Pryce Its was a really good subtle line cause Natalie is jewish and german shepherd is...well...a german shepherd :)
+MXtra77 Lol, you sound like you'd be perfect replacement to Zach!
***** You weren't offended by Zach's question, if she had her Vagina shaved. But you're offended by my comment? Like WTF, girl!?
krste3000 that has absolutely nothing to do with why he said that it's just a dumb Funny joke you're digging too deep
Wizz is a comic genius.
I wanna see the bloopers for this!
Everyone on his interview acted perfectly. I just love comedians
My childhood crush has always been natalie since i was 10, 26 now lol
You're proud of that?
good taste, mine is Emma Watson
same
Is that a deliberate Anakin referance
mine is Colin Firth, ever since i was 13
Back here waiting for the Netflix movie!
Plus 1
What movie?
Does a full version of this comedy interview will be there in film?
@@diegoriosmx606 we need answerssss
Movie blew!
I love this guy! He is the best😅
I am sure this is my second comment over the years on each of these Zach's videos. LOL! This is making me puke of laughter. LOL! This man is hysterical.
Beautiful edit. Love the cuts to the dog during the awkward silences 😃
It made it more hilarious especially the Vendetta line
Can't believe this was 11 years ago! Natalie is ageing like a fine wine.
She has always been mind blowing-ly hot
@@erichramone7812 fr
@@erichramone7812 yeah, even in Leon.
@@iulian844 I know... I don't feel bad saying that either because I was only a year older when that movie came out.. she was a child in that movie though
i just luv the look on her face!
I can't stop watching this
The timing at 1:01 with the silence and then the dog showing up watching Natalie Portman, it's perfect.
Eric Andre gotta get with Zack
WAIT----YOUR RANCH DUBOIS?!!
***** you havent watched the show have you lol
Whoa- check it out! It's KingHam!
"SUP KINGHAM!"
I haven't seen you since the table read for Cool Runnings!
"BIRD UP" member ?
That’d be a hat on a hat. Eric Andre is incapable of playing it straight and a two person comedy scene with both playing unusual characters is significantly less funny than one of them playing the straight man.
all time best interview LOL LOL
Great Episode!
She’s excellent playing uptight and humorless. So natural.
Ngl i thought this was real. The acting was just so real
Indeed! Luckily the SNL rap song puts everything into perspective
I hope she get that sand out of her clam for Thor Love and Thunder so she doesn’t ruin the vibe.
If anyone ever wanted to know what 40 year old virgins thought of Natalie Portman, you now know 👌
@@robalderman6979 close! Good one ☝🏻
omfg that last question... my brain... FCUKKKKKK
lol this was one of my favorites. She’s such a good sport
The dog!! Lmao!!!!!! So perfect! So cute lol
2:09 : The dog's reaction to the Bikini joke!
Dying!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her facial expressions are priceless. Her acting ability is incredible!
Goodness am watching this since 2011, still so funny 😁
This almost made me cry. Hilarious.
Natalie Manport is gorgeous.
Ooh, a portmanteau. How fabulous.
you have to see natalie portchapeau.
I think it's somewhere between the moon and New York City. Erm, it's partially a malaprop (or a malapropism) and it's partially a portmanteau. Like halfway between the two? I'm not sure.
*****
Is that where men dock?