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  • @AMatterofFilm
    @AMatterofFilm Před 6 lety +4394

    Dude, the intro killed me.

  • @ralphthemoviemaker
    @ralphthemoviemaker  Před 8 lety +4295

    I wanna feel love.

    • @jordand5555
      @jordand5555 Před 8 lety +38

      +ralphthemoviemaker oh, so now you hate movies again? make up your damn mind.

    • @heeporeviews7090
      @heeporeviews7090 Před 8 lety +19

      And u come to a CZcams comments section, good luck.

    • @jordand5555
      @jordand5555 Před 8 lety +21

      +Milos Pantic no ralph only fits on the spectrum of sharp distinctions. Also, there is a severe lack of kung fu panda reviews on his channel.

    • @zelimhanbarhamatov2512
      @zelimhanbarhamatov2512 Před 8 lety +9

      Me to Ralph.😪

    • @keironaddison2461
      @keironaddison2461 Před 8 lety +6

      I love your vids in the UK [were I live] Sam smith is huge

  • @waltergutierrez1449
    @waltergutierrez1449 Před 5 lety +619

    Bond pointing a gun at a mouse and saying "Who sent you?" is one of the funniest things I've seen all day

  • @bryanbaez4412
    @bryanbaez4412 Před 6 lety +792

    “After I blew him” Oh my God, this dude is just the best

    • @scionixx9568
      @scionixx9568 Před 3 lety

      eating sugar no papa yup it was funny

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 Před 3 lety +5

      He blew him like Michael Fasbender blew that clarinet.

    • @dannymiller7187
      @dannymiller7187 Před 3 lety +7

      He’s thrown in some pretty hilarious little gay jokes about himself. In the terminator salvation review he super casually said something about the T-1,000 actor being great at something, then casually said “and in bed” and you could barely tell he said it. Comedy gold. I wish so badly that Ralph made more reviews like these. They don’t have to be about horrible movies either he could do great movies and still tell hilarious jokes.

    • @verdegaban1615
      @verdegaban1615 Před 5 měsíci

      Ralph is a funny guy! That part threw me completely off guard and gave me a good laugh.

  • @KnowYourGamesOfficial
    @KnowYourGamesOfficial Před 7 lety +4410

    If Jamie Foxx was in this movie, it would've been called specre.
    Because they got t.

  • @wp4708
    @wp4708 Před 6 lety +2476

    Idris Elba said that he doesn't want to do Bond, because he doesn't want to be remembered as the "Black Bond"

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 Před 6 lety +114

      W P You sure? Seem like a petty reason because frankly I'd love that!
      I mean, Blade wasn't considered like "the black dude who killed vampires" wasn't he? I don't say that to be insensitive but I'm really scratching my head here... 😮

    • @fqvermis8205
      @fqvermis8205 Před 6 lety +522

      The Charakter James Bond was invented as as a white british man with blue eyes and black hair. Enough People went apeshit when Craig was casted, cuz he has blonde hair, and for these insane Fanboys that is already some sort of Sakrileg, since all the actors before him fitted that description somewhat. Casting a Black guy in the role will make them go insane and no matter how good of a performance Elba would give, he would forever just be referenced as the first Black Bond.
      I also don't want him as Bond, but because he is to old. They need to cast someone end twenty to early thirty.

    • @fantastopotomus
      @fantastopotomus Před 6 lety +252

      Angelina Jolie's character in wanted is supposed to be black, Ben Affleck played a hispanic man in Argo, Johnny Depp played Tonto, John Wayne played Ghengis Khan...but yeah, a black Bond would be a travesty lol

    • @supermutantsam1160
      @supermutantsam1160 Před 6 lety +58

      +The Bandog But nobody said that Bond should be portrayed by an Asian lesbian Muslim. The only major difference between Elba and every other Bond is his race.

    • @supermutantsam1160
      @supermutantsam1160 Před 6 lety +140

      +The Bandog "Do you think an Asian lesbian Muslim James Bond would work in films?"
      I literally said that nobody is asking for this.
      "How about a white Black Panther?"
      Well, seeing as how T'challa being African is kinda important for his character, being the king of an African country and all, that would be a bad move. James Bond is a British secret agent who's race doesn't really factor into anything.
      "Or a Hispanic female Joker?"
      Well, again, the Joker's race was never a really important part of his character, his skin being bleached white after all. Also, the Joker has been a woman before, in alternate universe stories.
      "Why on Earth do people think there ought to be a black Bond?"
      Nobody just wants a black Bond. We want Idris Elba as Bond. His race is secondary to the fact that he is a great actor who could portray the character well. You're the one fussing about the guy's race.

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 Před 4 lety +340

    "James Bond is a weirdo in this movie. To be fair, he's always been a weirdo. We just kind of ignore it because he's a badass."
    Sounds about right.

  • @markwuahlbuargg4780
    @markwuahlbuargg4780 Před 6 lety +519

    To be honest , I don't usually like opening sketches, I prefer when the reviewer just goes straight into the review... But that opening made my day, its just a perfect parody of overblown James Bond openings.

  • @CurlyMcNulty
    @CurlyMcNulty Před 7 lety +438

    This review is weird because I've seen this movie before but I don't remember half the clips he showed wow this movie was fucking forgettable

    • @CurlyMcNulty
      @CurlyMcNulty Před 7 lety +73

      I also don't remember writing this comment. I'm starting to think I just have memory problems

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 Před 6 lety +4

      Explod1ngNinja I remember renting the Carrie remake, but I barely remember anything from the movie... Same with transformer 4: I recall that some designs where really cool, but that's really it...
      I remember most of this movie, especially some weird shit like Blofeld going into James mind for some reason, that was fucked up even for a James Bond movie! I know that most gadgets in these aren't real, but sheesh!

    • @SotheX
      @SotheX Před 6 lety +2

      i remember having someone over to watch movies, and they brought this movie i never thought i saw before, and as we started watching it, i realized i knew what everything was, and felt like I was having some sort of panic attack because i couldn't for the life of me remember seeing the film.
      Why don't i have a name for this film? Because i forgot what film this was again, or what it was about. Basically, this movie must be the worst of the worst when it comes to being memorable.

  • @DASH22
    @DASH22 Před 7 lety +1285

    That intro gets me every time LMAO!!

    • @bkc6873
      @bkc6873 Před 6 lety +9

      DASH right 😂

    • @celeste1823
      @celeste1823 Před 6 lety +8

      List of James Bond movie with a better opening than Spectre: Everyone of them, Goldeneye for the Wii and Metal Gear Solid 3 despite it being not even a james bond movie

    • @senorken491
      @senorken491 Před 6 lety

      Turkish airlines Pictures XD

    • @jamesroby1948
      @jamesroby1948 Před 6 lety

      Also, that outro.

    • @rockefellerst
      @rockefellerst Před 6 lety

      0:08 lost it

  • @emeritus7060
    @emeritus7060 Před 6 lety +2274

    The worst part about this film is how they picked ‘Writing On The Wall’ over Radiohead’s ‘Spectre’.

    • @madijelli1416
      @madijelli1416 Před 6 lety +182

      Mars Radiohead's version is infinitely better in context of this opening

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před 6 lety +99

      Even fucking Alan Walker's Spectre would even be better than that shit they used.

    • @Luckyshoo
      @Luckyshoo Před 6 lety +158

      That's cause Thom Yorke is not gay enough

    • @MrJohnlennon007
      @MrJohnlennon007 Před 5 lety +16

      The Bond producers want songs specifically for the movie which are made at the time. It’s stupid I know

    • @gandhiguerrero3668
      @gandhiguerrero3668 Před 5 lety +52

      the producers asked for radiohead to do the opening song, but they didn't wanted bc too sad

  • @nocapseva
    @nocapseva Před 6 lety +773

    Not enough Turkish Airlines

  • @andrewwgold
    @andrewwgold Před 5 lety +223

    “What is this place?”
    “Information”
    .....”cut”

  • @GravityTrash
    @GravityTrash Před 7 lety +382

    I got just one question:
    _How the fuck do you make James Bond vs. The Illuminati _*_fucking boring?_*
    That should be impossible to fuck up, but Hollywood managed... they always manage...

    • @PubliusAfricanus
      @PubliusAfricanus Před 7 lety +35

      Not Hollywood, Barbara Broccolli. She literally makes decisions based on what gets her the wettest.

    • @motherfreya2840
      @motherfreya2840 Před rokem +4

      A lot of them think a good concept is enough and poorly execute it.

  • @RobotnikHolmes
    @RobotnikHolmes Před 6 lety +3539

    Heya RalphtheMovieMaker. Not too long ago my dad had passed away. I showed him your video on Spectre and it was one of the funniest videos he'd ever seen, he was so entertained with your narrative and editing. I just want to offer my personal thanks for giving him a huge laugh the last time I saw him.

    • @sirpepeofhousekek6741
      @sirpepeofhousekek6741 Před 5 lety +47

      Seriously?

    • @infinte1015
      @infinte1015 Před 5 lety +32

      RobotnikHolmes such bullshit

    • @squeegeemcgee
      @squeegeemcgee Před 5 lety +173

      Jesus Christ, man. If this is for real I’m sorry to hear it. best wishes to you, hope life treats you better in the future. best of luck to you

    • @christopherconnors9258
      @christopherconnors9258 Před 5 lety +65

      dang, a review so good it raises people from the dead, bless ralph

    • @fruitylooney348
      @fruitylooney348 Před 5 lety +9

      That's bittersweet

  • @SSZaris
    @SSZaris Před 6 lety +303

    I thought the face with the skull was an Undertale fan art

  • @idawg7332
    @idawg7332 Před 8 lety +134

    Imagine zack snyder singing writing on the wall to turkish airlines

  • @isaacrodman4199
    @isaacrodman4199 Před 6 lety +441

    Actually, about that intro.
    The song was originally done by Radiohead, and it was titled after the movie. They rejected it cos it was "too dark" or something. It doesn't really have that "badass" vibe you were talking about, but it's a hell of a lot more of a Bond intro song than Smith's. And it's a pretty good standalone song too.

  • @TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond
    @TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond Před 6 lety +378

    i'd argue the Timothy Dalton bond films were the first attempt to make it "realistic" its a much darker Bond, unfortunately people weren't ready for it.

    • @MrJohnlennon007
      @MrJohnlennon007 Před 5 lety +17

      Tom Gallagher - Second Hand Media he and Lazenby are the greatest. Only actors to bring human emotions to Bond while still being a bad ass

    • @fqvermis8205
      @fqvermis8205 Před 5 lety +32

      Shame that Dalton only made two movies, He was the closest to Flemings Book Bond. Licence to kill is the Best adaptation of a Fleming story despite not being based on one of his storys.

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 Před 5 lety +15

      Yeh I didn't like how he dismissed the 80s there, yes Moore's films carried on being mostly camp (Although For Your Eyes Only was pretty serious) but Dalton did two good entries in the late 80s so it wasn't a complete write off and Brosnan's films weren't too bad either.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk Před 5 lety +11

      dalton was a damn solid bond, he deserved more flicks, hes better than most of the rest of the pure shlocky ones

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 Před 5 lety +8

      I guess with Dalton its a case of less is more, to be fair to the Bond producers they did actually offer him the role immediately after Sean Connery (He would've done OHMSS) but he was only in his 20s and thought he was too young since Bond was spose to be 40s. Imagine if he had taken it though it would've derailed Moore's turn and then the canon would've turned out a lot different.@@KaladinVegapunk

  • @NoblePringles
    @NoblePringles Před 6 lety +688

    Choosing Sam Smith's song of Radiohead's is like choosing a segway over a Harley Davidson

    • @MD0K
      @MD0K Před 5 lety +7

      Damn right

    • @illusioNery
      @illusioNery Před 5 lety +8

      So, the right choice then cause who the hell wants to hear a crappy ass Harley all day long?

    • @jimmypadilla3441
      @jimmypadilla3441 Před 4 lety +5

      Ngl I thought Radiohead's song was boring af. Less an improvement than a lateral move

    • @mackielunkey2205
      @mackielunkey2205 Před 4 lety +9

      Jimmy Padilla Really? I found the instrumentals and lyrics much better.

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 Před 4 lety +1

      Correction, it's like choosing a segway over a sexy Hayabusa.

  • @theunbearablejuan
    @theunbearablejuan Před 7 lety +494

    I live in Mexico City and I gotta clear some things up:
    1.- That parade wasn't a thing until this year and barely anyone went to it.
    2.- This city is packed with beautiful architecture, particularly where they shot the film. You can't see it because the entire opening sequence is more brown than most early 360/PS3 titles.
    3.- There were multiple instances of corruption involving the Mexico scenes and it's obvious that they approved them to improve the image of Mexico considering the dissapearance/murder(?) of 43 teachers, the drug wars and multiple problems. Not that it helped.

  • @Channel1Mind
    @Channel1Mind Před 7 lety +593

    Not enough T

    • @jackmontgomery2228
      @jackmontgomery2228 Před 5 lety +49

      This wasn't an easy grab...

    • @flyingturtles6079
      @flyingturtles6079 Před 5 lety +6

      Jack Montgomery why would you expect this to be an easy grab? I mean, if they got T it isn’t easy anymore

    • @rohitiyer926
      @rohitiyer926 Před 5 lety

      Channel1Mind but they got him, remember?

  • @APCDraw
    @APCDraw Před 5 lety +79

    "The intro should showcase the events of the film"
    *shows people standing around doing nothing*
    Nah, I think they accomplished the intro.

  • @user-op7dh6uh2m
    @user-op7dh6uh2m Před 3 lety +152

    not to be all sentimental but my girlfriend and i used to watch ralph's videos. since she died about a year ago, i rewatch his old videos as a form of comfort media, cus it almost feels like we're still watching together. not looking for sympathy points, just wanted to say ralph's videos genuinely help me on shitty days.

    • @starmanda88
      @starmanda88 Před rokem +4

      I’m sorry for your loss man. I know it’s been two years since you’ve written this comment but I hope you’re doing well 💖

    • @tobin2.0
      @tobin2.0 Před rokem +1

      Oh my fault og

  • @daniellaw4200
    @daniellaw4200 Před 7 lety +101

    This intro fucking killed me . 10/10

  • @dylanreviews3404
    @dylanreviews3404 Před 7 lety +185

    spectre literally was the one movie that I actually started to fall asleep during

    • @BTISME123
      @BTISME123 Před 7 lety +18

      Dylan Reviews I literally fell asleep in the theater. It was so boring. I watched it another time and almost fell asleep again.

    • @edwells8963
      @edwells8963 Před 5 lety +1

      Same. Like three times.

    • @matthewmacdonaldchannel1
      @matthewmacdonaldchannel1 Před 5 lety +5

      I actually did fall asleep in the theater. Twice. And I had paid for the goddamn tickets, as a Christmas present to my family members. Mortifying walk to the parking lot when the lights came up.

    • @dane9027
      @dane9027 Před 5 lety +2

      Same thing happened here.

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 Před 3 lety

      sure, don't forget to eat your num nums, bitchboy

  • @Melissamms
    @Melissamms Před 6 lety +43

    God, the opening to Casino Royale was so fucking good I was so pumped after it

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 Před 2 lety +1

      All young punks are film critics go back to ya daddy’s basement and grow a beard

    • @Melissamms
      @Melissamms Před 2 lety +9

      @@gkroll8467 lol what

    • @akbas58
      @akbas58 Před 2 lety +8

      @@gkroll8467 lol what

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket Před 2 lety +4

      @@gkroll8467 lol what

    • @fearofowl5973
      @fearofowl5973 Před 2 lety +3

      @@gkroll8467 lol what

  • @albertoamoruso7711
    @albertoamoruso7711 Před 5 lety +118

    "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is boring"
    Me: *God, I beg you: spare him, he doesn't know what he's talking about*

    • @burninsherman1037
      @burninsherman1037 Před 5 lety +8

      I fucking love that movie. I feel like a rewatch is in order now.

    • @kasrakhatir
      @kasrakhatir Před 4 lety +2

      Started watching it after I saw this review. Loved it !!!! both the movie and the TV series. Shame there is no interest for the next two "Karla" spy series

  • @RenegadeVile
    @RenegadeVile Před 7 lety +3511

    You just hated this movie because James Bond is gay.

    • @Saidriak
      @Saidriak Před 7 lety +327

      Dunkey, I do not watch your videos because you are black.

    • @titmouse1213
      @titmouse1213 Před 7 lety +10

      Renegade Vile
      ohhhh sooo gaaayyy!

    • @jhojanezf
      @jhojanezf Před 7 lety +48

      Vict0rian That reminds me of the time dinglebop beat Succ in smash

    • @dickhead6139
      @dickhead6139 Před 7 lety +25

      I like sucking juicy, thick boners. But also
      I thought it was Succ that beat dinglebop in smoosh.

    • @JohnSmith-lr8xg
      @JohnSmith-lr8xg Před 7 lety +6

      Dickhead same I love you

  • @jetiscute1
    @jetiscute1 Před 7 lety +616

    I read in an interview that Daniel Craig would rather slash his wrists than play Bond again.

    • @Arkain89
      @Arkain89 Před 7 lety +102

      wonder how much you'd have to pay him to make him slash his wrists

    • @Frooti.loopz23
      @Frooti.loopz23 Před 7 lety +3

      Lil Miss Anime Red Riding Hood Can you blame him?

    • @sirpizo555
      @sirpizo555 Před 7 lety +48

      He also said he bullshits a lot in his interviews and speaks his mind without thinking. When someone asks after a long 8 month shoot if he wants to do it again he says no at that point in time. Stop buying into the media trying to force controversy and make you dislike the guy

    • @TheJonesdude
      @TheJonesdude Před 7 lety +27

      I get that the media is all fake news now days Primitive Spngebob, but at the same time you could tell that Craig didn't give a shit in this film

    • @sirpizo555
      @sirpizo555 Před 7 lety +25

      Well in one interview I saw he said filming this was the most fun he had filming a Bond film but who knows

  • @backstreetsbackalright4363
    @backstreetsbackalright4363 Před 4 lety +147

    Quantum of Solace is a tough watch, every single scene where they're talking gets cut abruptly to do so stupid chase/fight scene. It borders on painful. This is the problem with the Bond franchise now, too much action. One of the most memorable scenes from Goldfinger, for me, is when Bond goes golfing with Goldfinger to switch his ball and put a tracking chip on him. They just talk and feel each other out, we see beneath the surface of what Goldfinger wants everyone to see when he gets angry with his poor golf game and starts cheating. You know, it develops characters and moves the plot along. If that scene was shot today it would have ended with them beating each other over the heads with 4 irons after a chase on high speed golf carts, then M would come in and say "Now we have no leads, but go here for no reason whatsoever."

    • @lordoffrogs6786
      @lordoffrogs6786 Před 3 lety +6

      That was only a problem with Quantum of Solace

    • @chrisharris5808
      @chrisharris5808 Před 3 lety +5

      Quantum of Solace is like that because around the time it was written a lot of writers went on strike, they received the script 2 hours before they went on strike so the production team was left to do a lot of the rewriting themselves. So instead of waiting for the writers and not knowing what they were doing they padded the film out with action scenes because they don’t need writing.

    • @joeyjerry1586
      @joeyjerry1586 Před 2 lety +1

      Not really. Casino Royale and Skyfall didn’t even have that much action. Even Spectre isn’t too action packed. It’s just Quantum’s problem

  • @dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554
    @dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554 Před rokem +4

    "EVRYWHEH!!!" I hate how hard this got me, every time, damn you Ralph. Another crazy nuanced criticism, keep it up man, love these.

  • @VinceTheCreatorr
    @VinceTheCreatorr Před 7 lety +814

    Can someone explain to me why in every Bond movie he gets captured but they don't kill him right away so he ends up getting away. Everytime.

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf Před 5 lety +44

      Because logic is no go in Bond (films)^^

    • @craigdyas1091
      @craigdyas1091 Před 5 lety +105

      Villains love to monologue.

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 Před 5 lety +20

      If you need an answer to that question then Bond films aren't for you,. infact you clearly aren't an earthling cos everyone knows why that trope exists so stop attention seeking, its a film not a documentary the hero has to survive is why.

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf Před 5 lety +56

      @@optimisticwhovian1726 No, there are fictional stories where the hero loses or dies. But Franchises named after their characters have that problem of never killing them. Which leaves the question: Why should I care then?

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 Před 5 lety +6

      Yes obviously not every single hero survives, no need to take me so fucking literally just so you can point score but as a general rule they do. @@samlerf

  • @armouredskeptic
    @armouredskeptic Před 8 lety +1247

    with this film I had a hard time believing and caring about anything bond himself did
    also, why did batista try to kill bond on the train if waltz wanted him to see the command center?

  • @Modernww2fare
    @Modernww2fare Před 4 lety +17

    13:43 "in the 80s and 90s Bond started to get silly, too silly" *shows Timothy Dalton, the precursor to Daniel Craig's Bond*

    • @daimonatkins3046
      @daimonatkins3046 Před 3 lety +5

      80s and 90s
      Bond had some lows but had some great highs

  • @nejdalej
    @nejdalej Před 5 lety +45

    E v e r y w h e r e

  • @Ezio999Auditore
    @Ezio999Auditore Před 7 lety +163

    Brought to you by:
    TURKISH AIRLINES
    Zack Snyder: "Join us Ralph, JOIN US!!!!!

  • @adam_nathan
    @adam_nathan Před 7 lety +61

    Radiohead did a fantastic song for 'Spectre' but it got rejected because they're not marketable enough right now.

  • @YouCantDeleteDenzelL
    @YouCantDeleteDenzelL Před 3 lety +10

    SPECTRE was the cinematic equivalent of having to complete half a dozen fetch quests to get to the final boss, only for those items to be completely useless and then the final boss fight ends through a cutscene

  • @mr.donkeydick8977
    @mr.donkeydick8977 Před 6 lety +25

    I’m assuming when that dude said “he’s everywhere” it was in reference to Charles Stiles and his million cameras

  • @Edax_Royeaux
    @Edax_Royeaux Před 7 lety +147

    To be fair, the original James Bond started semi-grounded, it only got silly with Goldfinger, but even in Goldfinger, it was really clever movie. The villain has a laser which is used to: cut metal. They do that today. The gadgets involve a GPS tracking device the size of a lighter, they make that shit today. His car has a GPS navigation device, they make that shit today. The plot of that movie involved the use of a dirty bomb to create economic chaos, that shit is still relevant today. Even when they were being silly, they were still ahead of time, which makes the movie interesting to this day.

    • @subtledemisefox
      @subtledemisefox Před 6 lety +18

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice the anachronisms in that movie. Funny how it predicted all that shit though.

  • @MustafaAli-lb8dq
    @MustafaAli-lb8dq Před 7 lety +266

    That opening song lol!

  • @AntiVillain26845
    @AntiVillain26845 Před 6 lety +36

    Another reason: They turned Blofeld into another Aizen and gave him the suckiest motivation in Bond-villain history.

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 Před 4 lety +11

    LYRICS TO OPENING SONG:
    Us been here before
    A hump they're living four
    This ventilator running
    Gonna honna gunuwtea
    Gonna take a liver running
    Gonna highway gonna tea
    BWAAAAA
    If I wissssk it allllllllll
    BWAAA
    would you break my falll???????
    Annnananaanaa
    And I go down
    And I go down
    I'm suffocating
    I wanna say hello
    But I got tea
    Then I go face I give it all up
    For you
    I have to wisk it all
    Cuz' the writings OWWWOOOWUUUHHHNNNNN...
    ... Fuck this.

  • @fukyomammason
    @fukyomammason Před 7 lety +143

    The lack of 'intrigue' was what did this movie in for me. There wasn't enough tuxedo-wearing casino-attending, villain-organization-infiltration. Bond may seem like he sucks at aspects of his job at times (subtlety) but he is still a spy. He should spend more than a single scene undercover/interacting with the villain. Bond was rarely if ever suave or clever in this film, which - up until at least Brosnan if not all the way to Craig himself - was mostly what the movies consisted of, with a violent finish. This was all violence and action from the start.
    I now realize Ralph said most of this shit in the video, but whatever.

  • @isral8765
    @isral8765 Před 8 lety +122

    who else flips out when they see Ralph's videos in there subscriptions?

  • @illusioNery
    @illusioNery Před 5 lety +17

    “For England, James?”
    “No....for me”

  • @kingpinpasta2934
    @kingpinpasta2934 Před 5 lety +7

    I don’t know why but EVERYWHERE is my favorite Ralph meme

  • @EpicHomeMoviez
    @EpicHomeMoviez Před 7 lety +596

    How is your channel not bigger

    • @mememan6253
      @mememan6253 Před 7 lety +82

      EpicHomeMoviez because jesus christ is not his african american buddy

    • @ThePwnedProduction
      @ThePwnedProduction Před 7 lety +26

      Because he puts hard work and effort into his videos.. Bad choice if you wanna be big on CZcams.

    • @nathankincaid9814
      @nathankincaid9814 Před 7 lety

      EpicHomeMoviez He has 200k subs, what the hell are you thinking.

    • @EpicHomeMoviez
      @EpicHomeMoviez Před 7 lety +4

      Nathan Kincaid that comment was made 5 months ago when he was at like 40k

    • @bumfricker2487
      @bumfricker2487 Před 7 lety +3

      take the fucking elephant

  • @TheAwkwardStuffShow
    @TheAwkwardStuffShow Před 7 lety +56

    Subbed within the first 30 seconds of this video. That intro was amazing

  • @jeffbroadbent5072
    @jeffbroadbent5072 Před 5 lety +25

    Hey man the Live and Let Die opening was awesome

  • @res0nance197
    @res0nance197 Před 4 lety +25

    Everyone's talking about Sam Smith over Radiohead, but seriously, when will Muse get to do a Bond theme? I know they were almost going to do Skyfall, but can't we just get them to actually do one? Like Butterflies and Hurricanes is the perfect song for it.
    Sidenote: Dillinger Escape Plan's One of Us is the Killer would also be really good.

    • @kless001
      @kless001 Před 2 lety

      Now that you say it, Muse would be a great fit for Bond. Like it should have already happened.

  • @Rudofaux
    @Rudofaux Před 7 lety +238

    Tentacles & eyes en mass in the intro? Cthulhu confirmed.

    • @CM-bl7dy
      @CM-bl7dy Před 7 lety +7

      *tentacles porn

    • @WATDAHFLICK
      @WATDAHFLICK Před 7 lety +11

      Nah i can confirm. Cthulhu did not approve of his likeness to be used in this.

    • @weiyin8046
      @weiyin8046 Před 6 lety +6

      Do not disrespect my boi Cthulhu like this

    • @rafaelmarkos4489
      @rafaelmarkos4489 Před 6 lety +1

      You know, if they'd pulled that twist in the end for Christoph Waltz, it would have saved the movie.

  • @magicandscrews
    @magicandscrews Před 7 lety +232

    As someone who lives in Mexico City. I'm not offended, it is a shit hole here.

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop Před 6 lety +8

    God, the hype for this one was real. No one had seen the older James Bond stuff, but we all knew SPECTRE returning was a big deal.
    And then it wasn’t a big deal.

  • @whatthefuck1011
    @whatthefuck1011 Před 5 lety +9

    Today it happened: I remembered this version of the title song and mumbled along with it while driving in my car. Thank you for delivering a perfect interpretation, Ralph.

  • @sabianwatts8515
    @sabianwatts8515 Před 7 lety +870

    When I saw the tentacles touching the girl's leg I was like "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going."

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 Před 6 lety +44

      i see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @trevorp8124
      @trevorp8124 Před 5 lety +65

      I audibly said "Uh-oh..." in the theatre and was able to pinpoint pervs in the audience from the chuckles.

    • @isaac_759
      @isaac_759 Před 5 lety +9

      what!? what the fuck!?

    • @williamjackson5760
      @williamjackson5760 Před 5 lety +3

      There, you have 300 likes. Ocd was killing me.

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 Před 4 lety

      I only need to hear of enough hentai to know where that goes.

  • @SpookyJuice
    @SpookyJuice Před 8 lety +25

    I think this film suffers from the same problem Star Trek Into Darkness had. With the whole blofeld thing it's trying to cater to the old fans and the unfamiliar ones just like Into Darkness did with the Kahn "reveal". But they ignore the fact that you can't really do both and that trying to do that just really breaks the movie.

  • @andreidarius365
    @andreidarius365 Před 6 lety +215

    *EVERYWHERE*
    You've got a new subscriber

  • @TheVeryAngryShrimp
    @TheVeryAngryShrimp Před 6 lety +41

    Sam Smith's awful whiny performance compelled me to listen to Tomorrow Never Dies for a palate cleanser.

  • @marcobazan4187
    @marcobazan4187 Před 7 lety +146

    they honestly should have used the radiohead song "spectre", unfortunately they denied it smh its proabably one of the best bond songs that could have been in the movie but oh well at least the Sam smith song wasn't trash like that madonna song

    • @marcobazan4187
      @marcobazan4187 Před 7 lety +6

      ***** when did I say it wasn't?

    • @marcobazan4187
      @marcobazan4187 Před 7 lety +2

      ***** I didn't say the song wasn't great either lol

    • @marcobazan4187
      @marcobazan4187 Před 7 lety +7

      ***** oh no😂😂. That was Adele, go check out the James Bond song by Madonna lol it's pretty awful

    • @alb0403
      @alb0403 Před 7 lety +17

      I was so upset when I found out they dropped the Radiohead song

    • @marcobazan4187
      @marcobazan4187 Před 7 lety

      alb0403 same here

  • @thelastmethbender
    @thelastmethbender Před 7 lety +31

    ''He's just something that exists that I don't listen to''
    Well done

  • @-RalfVonDoom
    @-RalfVonDoom Před 6 lety +28

    They got Ralph feinnes and didn't make him the villian? Where are their god damn brains!

    • @TheWadeC_
      @TheWadeC_ Před 4 lety +2

      I know I'm two years late, but I'm still gonna say this:
      That was exactly what I was thinking every time he's on screen.

    • @lordoffrogs6786
      @lordoffrogs6786 Před 3 lety +2

      And they put Andrew Scott in a role where he's not a fucking crazy psychopath. He's great in Black Mirror and Sherlock

    • @lordoffrogs6786
      @lordoffrogs6786 Před 3 lety

      What about the Grand Budapest Hotel? He wasn't the villain in that

  • @SerMattzio
    @SerMattzio Před 4 měsíci +1

    4:07 The juxtaposition of the Spectre theme with Bond smashing the guy through the door gets me every time.

  • @joesabbers2042
    @joesabbers2042 Před 7 lety +204

    Sam Smith looks like a gay version of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys

  • @littlefieryone2825
    @littlefieryone2825 Před 7 lety +122

    For half of this movie I was bored. For everything else, I was confused. And for a small part of that, I was excited.
    Also, a nitpick: The sound mixing was awful at times. It felt so weird when a character was in a helicopter or a boat and I couldn't hear any sound coming from the vehicle.

    • @DysnomiaFilms
      @DysnomiaFilms Před 6 lety +8

      Not to mention the biggest practical explosion in history being the same volume as dialogue.

    • @frankrevare4405
      @frankrevare4405 Před 4 lety +4

      wouldn’t call that nitpicking at all. sound makes some good movies great

  • @eyesorenolan5553
    @eyesorenolan5553 Před 6 lety +87

    6:29 What is that supposed to mean?
    HE'S EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!

    • @karstais
      @karstais Před 5 lety +1

      he got fucking blown to pieces

  • @MariaClara-jj5hj
    @MariaClara-jj5hj Před 4 lety +56

    the actor who played C was fitting and convincing as moriarty in bbc's sherlock i don't get it they picked these good actors and just wasted every single one of them

    • @cheeseisherelive753
      @cheeseisherelive753 Před 4 lety +12

      For real, seeing him as Moriarty was the first role I’d seen him in and I thought he did great!!

  • @srslydoatm9251
    @srslydoatm9251 Před 7 lety +67

    I wish I could get the opening of this video on ITunes or SoundCloud...

  • @izamanaick
    @izamanaick Před 7 lety +51

    Lea Seydoux? More like Lea TheyGaveHerNothingToDoux!
    HAGAGAGAGHAHA!

  • @redcap1923
    @redcap1923 Před 4 lety +13

    17:05 There's an explanation for the briefcase, but it's a pretty bad one.
    One guy was handing an explosive to another one, but the Italian isn't subtitled nor was it all explained beforehand.
    James hears and understand that one was dropping off or selling the other a bomb so he shoots it.
    Even then, explosives don't normally go off by being shot at.

  • @maximumkorb
    @maximumkorb Před 4 lety +10

    Glad I'm not the only who found the theme song for this movie to be off.
    Seriously, they got a guy who sounds like he's crying to sing a James Bond song... why?

  • @buzzlightyear3678
    @buzzlightyear3678 Před 7 lety +138

    Why are you not as big as YourMovieSucks? Priceless intro

    • @BellaBehindAKidBehindACamera
      @BellaBehindAKidBehindACamera Před 7 lety +5

      BUZZ LIGHTYEAR his user name probably

    • @oftinuvielskin9020
      @oftinuvielskin9020 Před 7 lety +1

      His comedic timing is a bit off sometimes, and he uses good music in a stupid way.

    • @allentowncola937
      @allentowncola937 Před 7 lety +3

      BUZZ LIGHTYEAR He is good but Yms is probably the best channel on CZcams

    • @S4RGE007
      @S4RGE007 Před 7 lety

      I saw you in toystory, you ever gonna do a tron/toystory deal?

  • @ramenbowlproductions9479
    @ramenbowlproductions9479 Před 7 lety +41

    Was Ralph implying that Live And Let Die had a bad opening? Come on Ralph! The opening was okay, but at least the song is good.

  • @hjj9269
    @hjj9269 Před 4 lety +16

    I am from Mexico City....

  • @YutingHong
    @YutingHong Před 3 lety +4

    I sometimes come back to this vid just to hear Ralph's intro

  • @davidaston0
    @davidaston0 Před 7 lety +28

    The best intro of any youtube video i've ever seen

  • @murciadoxial8056
    @murciadoxial8056 Před 7 lety +60

    snake eater is a better bond song than the one for spectre... and that is from the absolute opposite to james bond!

  • @thaneoflions9576
    @thaneoflions9576 Před 6 lety +5

    I've had your Turkish Airlines Bond opening song cover stuck in my head all day. I absolutely LOVE it. Job well done my friend. 🦁👍🏽

  • @ujustgotdunkedon4523
    @ujustgotdunkedon4523 Před 5 lety +5

    Love you Ralph. This was the first video of yoursI watched but you really peaked with this. The criticism, the editing and the humour. Just perfect.

  • @VenusianLissette
    @VenusianLissette Před 7 lety +11

    the intro where the crying guy is remixed in with the singing... killed me hahahah
    quality content. thank you.

  • @EVO6-
    @EVO6- Před 7 lety +13

    the tentacles represent that spectre has connections everywhere leading back to them, like an octopus. doesn't make it less weird and fetishy though.

    • @PubliusAfricanus
      @PubliusAfricanus Před 7 lety +1

      It's also a widely used corporate and government symbol.

    • @subtledemisefox
      @subtledemisefox Před 6 lety +1

      IT's also been their symbol since before the first bond movies ever existed, in the original novels

    • @TheMaestroMizerous
      @TheMaestroMizerous Před 2 lety +1

      EVERYWHERE!

  • @buzzbeebeebuzz6632
    @buzzbeebeebuzz6632 Před 5 lety +43

    Metal Gear Solid 3 is the best Bond installation.

  • @noelle1940
    @noelle1940 Před 6 lety +21

    James Bond: Octo Expansion

  • @MYNAMACHEF
    @MYNAMACHEF Před 7 lety +13

    Ralph nailed the intro

  • @KaneK1234
    @KaneK1234 Před 8 lety +19

    Also, we could've gotten an awesome Radiohead theme song. Just let that sink in, and depress you.

    • @ralphthemoviemaker
      @ralphthemoviemaker  Před 8 lety +1

      +Enjoy the Decline After listening to it I think the Radiohead theme is just as bad as the Sam Smith one.

    • @KaneK1234
      @KaneK1234 Před 8 lety

      +ralphthemoviemaker Do you like the band Radiohead?

    • @KaneK1234
      @KaneK1234 Před 8 lety

      +ralphthemoviemaker I think their album OK computer is a modern masterpiece.

    • @ralphthemoviemaker
      @ralphthemoviemaker  Před 8 lety +1

      I love Radiohead, just not that song.

    • @KaneK1234
      @KaneK1234 Před 8 lety

      +ralphthemoviemaker Haha, I'll admit I may just be a fanboy of the band. It's cool to know you're a fan of Radiohead, though! Love your channel! I love your cynicism towards these mainstream movies. I actually think you're the next RedLetterMedia! Considering they, especially Mike Stoklasa, seem to have lost their cynical side.

  • @Jkoal69
    @Jkoal69 Před 5 lety +17

    Skyfall had the best opening ever!

  • @Rclarke115
    @Rclarke115 Před 5 lety +7

    That opening... **Sniff** so beautiful

  • @IzayaV
    @IzayaV Před 7 lety +16

    When you played Sam Smith's Bond song w/ the sensual images and cut to the over-the-top Bond action I laughed so friggen hard, your editing is amazing! I love that you're not afraid to make gay jokes at yourself either, you're a damn cool dude my guy

  • @ubermenschmexa
    @ubermenschmexa Před 7 lety +27

    Casino Royale had the best opening. Period.

  • @user-hc1vg5md3z
    @user-hc1vg5md3z Před 5 lety +7

    ralph that cover was absolutely beautiful

  • @bonjoviwankenobi8533
    @bonjoviwankenobi8533 Před 6 lety +20

    _MEAHHRR_
    If I risk it aaAlllllll
    *_MEEAAHHHRR_*
    Could you break my faaallllll

  • @Shutter-Writer
    @Shutter-Writer Před 7 lety +5

    This intro should be on iTunes. It's a true inspiration and a masterpiece

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 Před 7 lety +14

    "Mexico City, that shithole." LMAO :D

  • @yashasvis4645
    @yashasvis4645 Před 2 lety +2

    The intro is the single greatest piece of cinema I have ever seen.

  • @brendamargareth3994
    @brendamargareth3994 Před 6 lety +18

    i’m only here to watch the intro LMAO

  • @drifter402
    @drifter402 Před 7 lety +10

    I actually liked the octopus imaginary. Representing Spektres enormous manipulation and control.

  • @KodahSmith
    @KodahSmith Před 7 lety +121

    In my opinion, I really feel like James Bond is a really tired character like he's done everything, I really feel like there's nothing new or different you can do with James Bond

    • @xeoncodeman2642
      @xeoncodeman2642 Před 7 lety +37

      I disagree, there are still some new ideas you can bring to the table. It depends on how far the writers are willing to stray from the formula.
      There is a niche audience who are perfectly happy to see the same thing over again and I suspect EON is afraid to lose those people.
      Sadly this comes at the cost of storytelling.

    • @TheJonesdude
      @TheJonesdude Před 7 lety +22

      Stop setting them in the modern day for one. Go back too the cold war, or even further back too the Two world wars. Bond's mother was Swiss, so we have a good excuse for him knowing German

    • @Lone432345
      @Lone432345 Před 7 lety +4

      I doubt Danial Craig lifeless bond helps.

    • @ivanivez7456
      @ivanivez7456 Před 6 lety +3

      That's the thing. If the writers stray away from the formula then it's hardly a Bond film in my opinion. I mean cmon let's be honest Casino Royale was a good film but not a good Bond film. It strayed away from the formula completely. It didn't feel like a Bond film. It felt like Bourne. Same with QoS. Skyfall returned with familiar elements but still strayed away from the formula.
      So yeah Bond films should always have the traditional formula. That's what makes them stand out from other spy and action franchises.

    • @Xtoff
      @Xtoff Před 6 lety +2

      Put him in space or the bottom of the ocean. I'd totally watch a movie about James Bond in BioShock!

  • @lexgil6520
    @lexgil6520 Před 5 lety +3

    One of the best intros in the universe. Fact. Also, love how, outside the abandoned MI6 HQ, in the 3rd act, Bond just snaps his zipties like thin twigs. Cause reasons, and probably a couple of youtube vids. Or something

  • @fotzegamingandmedia1840
    @fotzegamingandmedia1840 Před 5 lety +10

    "Oh, Mister Bond!"