00:01 - Intro 00:20 - Angel Pacheco vs Caolan Loughran 01:57 - Andre Petroski vs Jacob Malkoun 03:29 - Ibo Aslan vs Anton Turkalj 05:05 - Dennis Buzukja vs Connor Matthews 06:08 - Julio Arce vs Herbert Burns 06:50 - Virna Jandiroba vs Lupita Godinez 07:52 - Nate Landwehr vs Jamall Emmers 09:45 - Chidi Njokuani vs Rhys McKee 10:36 - Bill Algeo vs Kyle Nelson 11:35 - Nursulton Ruziboev vs Sedrique Dumas 13:22 - Chris Weidman vs Bruno Silva 17:13 - Vicente Luque vs Joaquin Buckley 21:05 - Erin Blanchfield vs Manon Fiorot
Mfers will deadass look at this card, UFC and WWEs relationship, plus the UFC advertising sportsbooks, and will say you're coping for thinking shit is shady.
Fioret was clearly too strong for Blanchfield. This was evident the very first clinch sequence. No matter what Blanchfield tried she was outmatched and overpowered. The bigger man won.
This actually was the first UFC show I ever went to. Also my last. Most fights were boring AF, and I lost A LOT of respect for the UFC after that eye poke was let through.
Petroski TKOd himself shooting Njokuani vs McKee was a split decision (insane) Bill Algeo gets stopped early for being a bit wobbly (he was throwing back) Ruziboev won via eye poke, ref did nothing Vicente Luque pulled guard and got TKOd while not receiving any damage Blanchfield, the grappler, shot 3 times in 25 minutes Chris Weidman landed 5 eye pokes and somehow got a TKO to eyepokes What a stupid card 🤣
Rhys won tbh BILL was wobbly for a full min and got mollywhopped. Ruziboev hurt that boy lol Dumass was never gunna win that fight 😂 Weidman won the first two rounds away so it's not that bad..Silva is making it a close fight with a 39 year old Weidman lol he deserves it.
@@LiveDogsMMA You can't justify a bad decision by saying someone was "never gunna win." And no, Rhys quite clearly did not win. You have to have an extra chromosome to think that.
I've never seen such an overwhelming level of anger be suppressed. Guru went through 3 different emotions at their peak back-to-back at the end of the video. Bravo.
I genuinely believe one can get away with committing like 3 free fouls in a UFC fight before the referee even decides to do anything about it, UFC is a joke Marc Goddard would've gotten Infront of Weidman's face and scream IT'S OVA IT'S OVA where was he when we needed him most???
This is actually a fair point. I forgot how much I hated Goddard bc of this Copeland guy. But I’ll gladly take Goddard back now please. Hope to God that ref isn’t a main stay now.
It rarely works out but Silva should ask for that one to be overturned. He could get cut if that remains a loss. He got his eyes poked multiple times. The finish was literally a poke in each eye. The ref didn't take a point earlier because he said they poked each other. Silva landed a punch. His thumb went in the eye but it was still a clenched fist which is not a foul. That ref was awful and is also a bizarre looking dude.
UFC set a dangerous precedent tonight. If you are ahead on the scorecards and starting to gas out then just eyepoke your opponent for a technical decision win
I fully support this, UFC fighters should use every advantage they can to win. Eyepokes are free, so they shouldn't be afraid to use them. Also if you're tired? Fuck yeah, eye poke them hard so you can get 5 minutes to recover.
Its not a precedent because there is 0 consistency to applying rule set in the ufc, same situation would get resolved in multiple different ways depending on where it'd take place, who'd be fighting, who'd be refing
@user There's been research, and people who use curse words the most are poor people, the second most are rich people, and the least middleclass prople. You might have expected rich and middleclass to be the other way round. But middleclass have anxiety of being confused with the poor, so they virtue signal about not swearing. I'm guessing this is what you parents display, and have imparted this on to you.
@@Cp_9900fr tho, I’ve been putting 10 dollars on 12 leg parlays here and there just to get something, ANYTHING out of these wack cards. I envy casual MMA fans sometimes
Classic fight night. Sick prelims followed by a stinky & bizarre main card. So happy for Nate the Train to get that come back finish, seriously hot shot him into the 145 rankings. Weidman could have had a decent retirement moment if not for the eye pokes and his own autistic desire to accumulate more CTE. Luque protecting his brain by throwing a fight was sad. Don't be too sad Guru. You're the homie.
For the last few months the prelims for every Fight Night have been much better than the main cards. It's to the point now that the longer the card goes on the less I pay attention because the higher the fight is on the card, the worse it will be.
Fuck Weidman. If the roles were reversed Silva would have gotten DQ'd. 4-5 fouls with not a single point deduction. But if a clash of heads leads to a finish it's a NC. Makes fucking sense.
Did Blanchfield’s corner have like 30 beers before the fight? Game plan and advice was HORRENDOUS. Stood and struck with a boxer for 25 minutes. I’m convinced she was payed off to screw everyone’s parlay. What an absolute embarrassment. She literally looked like Mackenzie Derns tonight. Disgrace
Before the 5th round the coach was like “uhhh yeah so I mean… are you tired at all?” She replies “no not at all” and it’s like a light bulb went off in his head. I swear re watch it and tell me I’m wrong. He then goes “ah yeah so maybe since you aren’t tired at all and this is the last round. Maybe you should try to put a pace on her”
agreed. blanchfield has gone 4 pretty tough rounds and she isn’t tired at all and her coach replies “um yeah the scores pretty tied it’s hard to score” knowing full well she’s down 0-4. seriously sometimes i think coaches want their fighters to lose for the sake of it.
Blanchfield was exposed in her last fight as having very bad takedowns and literally zero striking idk why anyone was surprised. She got hype for beating up 4’11 Molly McCann who has never even been ranked when there’s only like 30 girls in each division.
Happy trans visibility day or whatever they are calling it. I hate the trans movement, too, but agree that what disney is doing to ufc in the name of equality is almost worse.
I feel like he’s regressed massively, not only did he used to be durable as hell (Poatan took his chin so that’s explainable) but he was also a decent striker. He legit just throws winging hooks and overhands now
@@BigBass-xf5yithat shit wasn’t boring yall are retarded lmao she smacked up and absolutely handled the #2 contender with ease. Also put herself in a completely sunk guilly and somehow got out of it just for fun lol
Don’t care what anyone says, Guru has taken over as best MMA content guy and it’s not close. MMA junkie, morning Kombat, all these other soggy tampon frauds do not come close. If you’re starting a channel you might as well quit now. There is no topping this man. True excellence.
4.loser gets pegged live on ESPN+😮 5. Tony Ferg on Color commentary😢 6. MMA Guru being forced to do Jon Anik impression through the power of 2$ chat donos instead of Anik on commentary😊 Oink oink!
I'm currently pouring one out for all my homies who actually paid their hard-earned scratch to watch this event live. Holy shit, my sincerest apologies fellas.
the message at the end couldnt be more true, it really seems like, since 2023, someone from the inner circle is tryin to destroy the fuckin UFC! stop it!
The corruption was clearly on display at the UFC last night. Judgements ignoring guidelines. Eye pokes with differing acknowledgements and outcomes. Fights getting stopped with no damage, etc...
I was there in person and I’m shocked by the lack of confusion there was during the Luque finish. People were cheering (fair play if you had money on buck) but was sitting there shocked, confused, and salty at what I’d just witnessed😭
Pretty sure people just wanted to see an American win at that point lol they weren't even cheering for Buckley before the fight started but after they didn't care
I'll never understand why in wmma in the ufc they think running while throwing jabs in a straight line is the new meta. "One of these punches will land eventually" ahh striking.
Unfortunately, Luque hasn't been the same since the brain injury. He did everything he could to avoid actually fighting RDA last fight. You can see he's still hesitant of taking shots. Luque is done and Buckley wasn't really the underdog here.
What about Silva then? The second "eye poke" from Weidman completely missed while he got a thumb shoved in his eye. Silva should be cut from the sport for being a lying coward
Silva was punching. Weidman was poking. You understand the difference right? The fact you could see him poke this eye then that eye then miss the hook as the guys going down…. And try to say that sequence should end the fight in favor of weidman is laughable. Listen I’m American. I like weidmans story. Was somewhat rooting for him. But he should have seen that replay and called out the bs. Shows how desperate he was for a win that he would accept it so emphatically. Yes yes please give me that win. Couldn’t be me.
I realized I dedicated far too much of my time over the past few years to watch subpar competition, I used to watch every single fight on the card but recently I’ve just been highlighting the match ups I’m interested in and I make time to watch those when I can. I’m a die hard fan of this sport but out of respect for myself I can’t be giving it this much time. I’m a die hard basketball fan too but I don’t pay attention when the pistons are playing the wizards, same thing applies here I’m boycotting fights that arent quality match ups
Same. Sometimes these fight nights have some real bangers from the up and coming fighters but like you said dedicating hours of your day to then have the card be absolutely dog shit is a waste. That being said im watching all UFC 300 haha
He was lazy throwing 1 shots and didnt move on ground but its actually credit to buckley he evolved aloy those were NASty punch kick combos not alot of wws move those movements and long combos
@@tylerwhite4557 People are misunderstanding the issue here. She went for takedowns but ONLY body locks. It's like she's never heard of a single leg. Only once during the fight did she attempt a level change. That's Guru's point, I believe. She knows only ONE type of takedown and that's a body lock from the clinch.
@@1994mrmysterymanI actually wished DC and Cruz were commentating for this card because I swear they would've been questioning why she wasn't going for single legs
Hell nah man how many amazing cards like this will we get this year and counting!!! Gaziev vs Rozzey Namajunas vs Ribas Fiorot vs that girl Pyfer vs Hermansson Tai vs Marcyn 🤣 Almost forgotten fight night Imavov vs Dolidze Next weeks Allen vs Curtis 2!!! And can’t wait for Lewis vs an NPC fat HW Bald man’s been cooking 😤
Bisping was so chill while interviewing Weidman after all those eye pokes. It's a shame Bisping didnt press Weidman on eye pokes since he lost an eye to one.
Imagine if mens mma was as consistently boring as wmma, people would be saying it’s misogynistic for the men to keep being prioritised and stinking up the women’s cards
Sorry to say it bro, but I agree w you. Vicente hasn't looked the same to me.. He is very likeable and seems nice guy to me.. You are funny, your descriptions of the ref and some of your references to fighters made me lol
Hate eye poke reffing. It’s never consistent, how do you have a rule to deduct points from eye points, but never use it when multiple eye pokes occur. This some wwe level script from the ref. Should be a dq at that point but it’s the only guy on the card with a name so can’t do that.
00:01 - Intro
00:20 - Angel Pacheco vs Caolan Loughran
01:57 - Andre Petroski vs Jacob Malkoun
03:29 - Ibo Aslan vs Anton Turkalj
05:05 - Dennis Buzukja vs Connor Matthews
06:08 - Julio Arce vs Herbert Burns
06:50 - Virna Jandiroba vs Lupita Godinez
07:52 - Nate Landwehr vs Jamall Emmers
09:45 - Chidi Njokuani vs Rhys McKee
10:36 - Bill Algeo vs Kyle Nelson
11:35 - Nursulton Ruziboev vs Sedrique Dumas
13:22 - Chris Weidman vs Bruno Silva
17:13 - Vicente Luque vs Joaquin Buckley
21:05 - Erin Blanchfield vs Manon Fiorot
Gay
Mfers will deadass look at this card, UFC and WWEs relationship, plus the UFC advertising sportsbooks, and will say you're coping for thinking shit is shady.
😂shit predictions
Based rant guru is best guru
Fioret was clearly too strong for Blanchfield. This was evident the very first clinch sequence. No matter what Blanchfield tried she was outmatched and overpowered.
The bigger man won.
Imagine this being your first ufc event attended in person
It would also be my last
It was a good card
@@magicM526started great ended worst way possible
@@magicM526 Prelims were awesome. Kinda fell off a cliff after that
This actually was the first UFC show I ever went to. Also my last. Most fights were boring AF, and I lost A LOT of respect for the UFC after that eye poke was let through.
Petroski TKOd himself shooting
Njokuani vs McKee was a split decision (insane)
Bill Algeo gets stopped early for being a bit wobbly (he was throwing back)
Ruziboev won via eye poke, ref did nothing
Vicente Luque pulled guard and got TKOd while not receiving any damage
Blanchfield, the grappler, shot 3 times in 25 minutes
Chris Weidman landed 5 eye pokes and somehow got a TKO to eyepokes
What a stupid card 🤣
It's New Jersey whatdaya expect? a cesspool
The card was awful
Rhys won tbh
BILL was wobbly for a full min and got mollywhopped.
Ruziboev hurt that boy lol Dumass was never gunna win that fight 😂
Weidman won the first two rounds away so it's not that bad..Silva is making it a close fight with a 39 year old Weidman lol he deserves it.
lol
@@LiveDogsMMA You can't justify a bad decision by saying someone was "never gunna win." And no, Rhys quite clearly did not win. You have to have an extra chromosome to think that.
People who doubted Chris comeback lacked vision, and so does his opponent
first ever eye poke combo tko 🗣️🔥🔥
Lmao
😂😂😂
😂👉👁️👄👁️😵
I don't see eye to eye with Weidman regarding his decision to continue his fighting career.
that buff ref was the funniest ref I've ever seen in the cage
he had his hands clasped together like he was praying and a creepy smile on his face
Reffe on fire
he reminded me of some kind of half dwarf/human race from d&d
Dude had like 4 early stoppages in one night 😂
@@RINO92xxl🤣.. The Roided Midget Doppleganger 🤣
The moment I heard the pep in his voice I knew this was gonna be good.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i started laughing as soon as he said hey fight fans 😂
angery pigger. bless 'im
hes breaking now
I didn’t watch card, I knew from his tone also it was messed up lol
Chris Eyedman win streak incoming
Eyetle run 2024
@@ericl1555 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
eye think he might get a poke at the belt but something is off. can't put my finger in it
Eye missed out on $500 cause the overturn
Bruno "Blindado" Silva... it all makes sense.
Weidmans left eypoke right eye poke combo was actually really cool to see. Dont see too much advancement in the eye poke game, respect
Soon Joe will start talking about how Weidman changed the game with his eye poke combos.
I've never seen such an overwhelming level of anger be suppressed. Guru went through 3 different emotions at their peak back-to-back at the end of the video. Bravo.
Nate the train in the UFC in case you didn't know
lets go x125
@@danhay8933😂
@@danhay8933he’s like a dog barking over and over that shits too funny
@@tylerwhite4557 yeah UFC needs characters, most are pretty dull
He's a savage, isn't he? He gets rocked, or bloodied up, and it doesn't discourage him at all. That has to be an awful realization for his opponent.
I genuinely believe one can get away with committing like 3 free fouls in a UFC fight before the referee even decides to do anything about it, UFC is a joke Marc Goddard would've gotten Infront of Weidman's face and scream IT'S OVA IT'S OVA where was he when we needed him most???
ITS OVAAAAAA
This is actually a fair point. I forgot how much I hated Goddard bc of this Copeland guy. But I’ll gladly take Goddard back now please. Hope to God that ref isn’t a main stay now.
Marc Goddard was on Cage Warriors instead 😢
ITHHHHH OVAAAAAAAAA!!!!
It rarely works out but Silva should ask for that one to be overturned. He could get cut if that remains a loss. He got his eyes poked multiple times. The finish was literally a poke in each eye. The ref didn't take a point earlier because he said they poked each other. Silva landed a punch. His thumb went in the eye but it was still a clenched fist which is not a foul. That ref was awful and is also a bizarre looking dude.
that ending rant was gold
Yesssss
UFC set a dangerous precedent tonight. If you are ahead on the scorecards and starting to gas out then just eyepoke your opponent for a technical decision win
Very true! That's gonna definitely become a strategy now
I fully support this, UFC fighters should use every advantage they can to win. Eyepokes are free, so they shouldn't be afraid to use them. Also if you're tired? Fuck yeah, eye poke them hard so you can get 5 minutes to recover.
Its not a precedent because there is 0 consistency to applying rule set in the ufc, same situation would get resolved in multiple different ways depending on where it'd take place, who'd be fighting, who'd be refing
That only works if they've previously decided that's who they want to "win".
I mean everyone supports Jon Jones doing it. 🤷🏽♂️
The way Luque defended the ground and pound with his forehead was impressive
Piggy holding back tears reading these comments
@@njbrxif you disagree with what he said about the fight you didn’t watch it 😂
@@tylerwhite4557 i don't disagree lmfao
The 1 2 eyepoke was sick for Weidman 😂😂
Nah most of them shots were on the arm
Please NEVER change. Your rant at the end is EXACTLY why I love this channel and watch your live videos during EVERY card.
@user There's been research, and people who use curse words the most are poor people, the second most are rich people, and the least middleclass prople. You might have expected rich and middleclass to be the other way round. But middleclass have anxiety of being confused with the poor, so they virtue signal about not swearing. I'm guessing this is what you parents display, and have imparted this on to you.
I’ve literally just lost all the energy to stay up for these cards. Thank you for curing my Insomnia, UFC
Put some bets on, its the only way to make them interesting
@@Cp_9900fr tho, I’ve been putting 10 dollars on 12 leg parlays here and there just to get something, ANYTHING out of these wack cards. I envy casual MMA fans sometimes
Next week's card isn't even late and I'm not watching it out of principle
@@Cp_9900fr tho, I’ve put in a couple of 12 leg parlays top to bottom just to find some reason, ANY reason to tune in sometimes
I should do something more productive and watch ufc on the side
Classic fight night. Sick prelims followed by a stinky & bizarre main card. So happy for Nate the Train to get that come back finish, seriously hot shot him into the 145 rankings. Weidman could have had a decent retirement moment if not for the eye pokes and his own autistic desire to accumulate more CTE. Luque protecting his brain by throwing a fight was sad. Don't be too sad Guru. You're the homie.
For the last few months the prelims for every Fight Night have been much better than the main cards. It's to the point now that the longer the card goes on the less I pay attention because the higher the fight is on the card, the worse it will be.
The one time Nate fought against a ranked featherweight (Dan Ige) he got nuked. And I believe that fight took place last year
@@francoschiappapietra3821 oh yeah but theres some guys in the rankings he could probably win. Bryce Mitchell specifically
Fuck Weidman. If the roles were reversed Silva would have gotten DQ'd. 4-5 fouls with not a single point deduction. But if a clash of heads leads to a finish it's a NC. Makes fucking sense.
hris Weidman: "If you got eyepoked you wouldn't fall to the ground"
STFU, you literally left eye poke right eye poke comboed Silva.
@@danyo6938ALL MY HOMIES HATE CHRIS WEIDMAN
@@danyo6938yeah ignore Silva cramming his whole thumb in Weidmans eye. Cry and cope harder
@@thequinlanshow3326he was throwing a southpaw jab with no intention of poking, unlike the p**sio cheating weirdman
Clown@@thequinlanshow3326
23:25 the last 5 minutes of this is comedy gold… oh my lord 😂😂😂
Guru with the based rant 👌
Weidman throwing eyepoke combos
Left eye poke, right eye poke, left hook combo absolutely beautiful, and they thought calf kicks changed the game
Thats wild’ but effective it seems. lol
That's a lot of damage 😂
Did Blanchfield’s corner have like 30 beers before the fight? Game plan and advice was HORRENDOUS. Stood and struck with a boxer for 25 minutes. I’m convinced she was payed off to screw everyone’s parlay. What an absolute embarrassment. She literally looked like Mackenzie Derns tonight. Disgrace
Before the 5th round the coach was like “uhhh yeah so I mean… are you tired at all?” She replies “no not at all” and it’s like a light bulb went off in his head. I swear re watch it and tell me I’m wrong. He then goes “ah yeah so maybe since you aren’t tired at all and this is the last round. Maybe you should try to put a pace on her”
Dern almost gave me a brain aneurysm that night. Was the last time I bet on women
agreed. blanchfield has gone 4 pretty tough rounds and she isn’t tired at all and her coach replies “um yeah the scores pretty tied it’s hard to score” knowing full well she’s down 0-4. seriously sometimes i think coaches want their fighters to lose for the sake of it.
so you guys not get it yet? lol all pro sports are rigged, they sign none disclosure agreements.
Blanchfield was exposed in her last fight as having very bad takedowns and literally zero striking idk why anyone was surprised. She got hype for beating up 4’11 Molly McCann who has never even been ranked when there’s only like 30 girls in each division.
Chris Scissorhands Weidman new mythical fighter. Title run incoming 💯
I hope they throw Weidman straight into a fight with Paulo Costa to retire him
@@alphacraig2001You do realize that Christ Eyepokeman’s left leg will fold 😂😂😂😂
I was thinking Christian Leroy Duncan. Headkick to the fckn dome and retire this clown.@@alphacraig2001
@@Mr_Wht Y E S
The breakdown at the end got me emotional. I was like HELL YEAH
Happy trans visibility day or whatever they are calling it. I hate the trans movement, too, but agree that what disney is doing to ufc in the name of equality is almost worse.
Lol same. He is so right, many ppl here are HIDING THEIR HEARTS with pig jokes cos they KNOW HE IS RIGHT !!
the part about disney at the end was 100% facts
Bruno Silva came out and threw 0 leg kicks what a strategy
Don’t think it would have made much difference I bet Chris prepared to defend them
@@50.CalFilmseven though he didnt do it against brad after literally asking him to kick him in the leg dummy
Which is insane cuz Bruno threw tons of leg kicks at fking Po Atan!
Strange eh...
I feel like he’s regressed massively, not only did he used to be durable as hell (Poatan took his chin so that’s explainable) but he was also a decent striker. He legit just throws winging hooks and overhands now
Bros losing it
For real
I was too but this was like therapeutic for me.
I guess I am too because this is how I was reacting to every fight 😂
It's his entire diet of fast food. Non exercise lifestyle, and being single and sitting around getting more Obese by the week
@LumpyAdams your Obese guru gets 70 percent of his picks wrong and eats 100% of his fadt food diet 😂😂
Manon's last 4 were all UD wins in 3 rounds. Today we found out that she can also do it in 5 rounds. Yes! Extend the boredom!
Exactly, so freakin boring
She is The Least Boring MMA Woman Fighter, Sit Down muppet.......
@@BigBass-xf5yithat shit wasn’t boring yall are retarded lmao she smacked up and absolutely handled the #2 contender with ease. Also put herself in a completely sunk guilly and somehow got out of it just for fun lol
@@BigBass-xf5yiyall don’t even know what you wanna see coping harder than guru
😂😂
This video will forever go down as a guru classic
Don’t care what anyone says, Guru has taken over as best MMA content guy and it’s not close. MMA junkie, morning Kombat, all these other soggy tampon frauds do not come close.
If you’re starting a channel you might as well quit now. There is no topping this man. True excellence.
Yea he won, other channels are trash, and im muslim he prob hates me 2, gotta love him lol
Luque with an amazing performance
Oscar worthy
Any advice for my mate?
Performance of then night
Auditioning for roadhouse 2
That's the price of training with Hooft.
This was unequivocally one of the cards of all time
Every fight I watched I just knew I was watching a card
I THINK
Definitely one of the cards.
That’s been overused to death now at least be original
@@Pooki2024 YOU SHOULD REALLY.
His rant at the end is spot on
How to save WMMA in 3 steps:
1. Allow steroid use
2. Bring some trans
3. Put plaster inside the gloves
4.loser gets pegged live on ESPN+😮
5. Tony Ferg on Color commentary😢
6. MMA Guru being forced to do Jon Anik impression through the power of 2$ chat donos instead of Anik on commentary😊
Oink oink!
@@shadow_realm47somewhat off topic but can a woman be pegged? Just asking.
Have Puff Daddy hold their kids until after the fight.
Exactly. Women do not have the hormone that makes you aggressive and determined. Their fights are objectively consistently shit because of this.
Still those women will whoop you infront of yr mama
Lol
Need a video calling out Disney and WMMA and make it go viral. Enough is enough.
I hope guru sees this
WMMA is actually a good time
For a break mid card (smoke/piss/making snaccs or drinks)
ESG score needs to be hit for the clowns
"enough is enough" people have no idea how scary that quote is.
Wmma is killing the sport
Wow by the tone of voice it must have been a quality fighting card
Officiating and judging were terrible, like even worse than usual.
Putting the final minute of this vid as my new ringtone 😂
I dont give a sh** how i did on picks🦁
I'm currently pouring one out for all my homies who actually paid their hard-earned scratch to watch this event live. Holy shit, my sincerest apologies fellas.
The only successful part of the UFCs weekend was that this was free so no refunds are needed u less you actually bought tickets and we’re in person🔥🔥
Pour 2 out for me please. I drove all the way from Canada for this :(
Guru seems a bit happier in this video
Especially at 13:25. Happy to see him doing well :)
"I hate my life. But I feel great! You guys are great! I'm gonna go pick a fight." "He's gotten a lot better." "Way better." - Wayne's World
He jus smashed 7 tacos an a gordita crunchwrap of course he is
Still the same amount of obesity and high blood pressure ..... poor diet and no exercise
And probably diabetes
the message at the end couldnt be more true, it really seems like, since 2023, someone from the inner circle is tryin to destroy the fuckin UFC! stop it!
Way before that. Since the ESPN deal it's obvious what their true agenda is
JEWS!
The corruption was clearly on display at the UFC last night. Judgements ignoring guidelines. Eye pokes with differing acknowledgements and outcomes. Fights getting stopped with no damage, etc...
The aggressive start off of this video had me in tears 😂
Blachowicz is gonna find Guru hanging from a tree in the forest tomorrow morning 😂
He's gonna take a piece of the rope and be champ again
23:00 till the end off the video is why I love MMA GURU 😂😂😂😂 my guy laughed so hard damn needed this
This is why we love you Guru 😂
Broo the ending will go down in history 😂😂😂
The whole main card was so cursed, never witnessed something so horrific.
it was a dreamlike experience for sure
People have short memories, Mexico was trash, UFC 294 was also cursed, this is absolutely COMMON.
@@sweetpeagrayble5858 watch every ufc card 294 was kinda just because the pull outs and Mexico was just awful tbh
Eyepoke feverdream 😂
The end is revolutionary
That last 10 seconds says everything what I needed to hear.
I’m not joking. I literally fell asleep during the main event
Guru has snapped
Nate the Train was my main event. Went straight to bed whilst still buzzing off that one.
You made the correct decision, friend
The slow yet quick intial smiling energy to absolute rage was such gold
what a build up from passive aggressive prelims to pure rage
A true GURU moment
Nate the train saved the card
Choochoooo
best card of the year im calling it now
Maybe the best of all time.
Dude the absolutely disillusioned guru last week followed by the unhinged guru this week. This is the shining in real time.
This is what happens when we give Jesse on Fire the chance to ref TRUST
MY FIRST TIME AT A UFC EVENT WHAT AN ABSOLUTE SHITSHOW
How much was your ticket?
Respectfully this was your fault why would you buy tickets to this garbage card
LMAAAAAOOOO, Feel Bad For You, But Hey, At Least The Main Event Was a Good Scrap.....😉😉👍🏼👍🏼
Lies
save your money for the real main events
these fight night ones ain't worth it just a waste of time and money
💯 agree. Guru dropping truth bombs
I was there in person and I’m shocked by the lack of confusion there was during the Luque finish. People were cheering (fair play if you had money on buck) but was sitting there shocked, confused, and salty at what I’d just witnessed😭
Pretty sure people just wanted to see an American win at that point lol they weren't even cheering for Buckley before the fight started but after they didn't care
The eye poke combo was crazy
One of the greatest cards I’ve seen in my entire life. UFC 300 could never live up to this.
Don't say that, we have Holm vs Harrison on 300!
UFC 3000 couldn't even do it.
Guru wanted to say the N word SO BAD while breaking down the Luque/Buckley fight 😂
If I’m a ufc fighter i would start eyepoking a lot more after seeing 2 guys get rewarded with a KO win on their record after a blatant eye poke.
If it's part of a finishing sequence you'll get gifted the win.
Women’s MMA makes me think I can make it as an mma fighter. Then I watch the men fight and realise I’d be murdered in seconds. The skill gap is insane
I'll never understand why in wmma in the ufc they think running while throwing jabs in a straight line is the new meta. "One of these punches will land eventually" ahh striking.
Pillow hands, neither even rocked the other
It's the ol' "sit behind the jab for the entire fight to clinch a close decision"
The old DDP combo
That was the #2 ranked girl in their best division too lol
We’re praying for Guru’s health and wellbeing. Love from the tunnels 🇮🇱
Unfortunately, Luque hasn't been the same since the brain injury. He did everything he could to avoid actually fighting RDA last fight. You can see he's still hesitant of taking shots. Luque is done and Buckley wasn't really the underdog here.
Most calm Guru Reaction
As shit as this card was, this is an all time classic from the Guru.
Weidman should’ve had two points taken because it was so egregious.
Ruziboev and Weidman fights being back to back and neither being ruled a no contest in real time was fucking insane lmao
What about Silva then? The second "eye poke" from Weidman completely missed while he got a thumb shoved in his eye. Silva should be cut from the sport for being a lying coward
@@thequinlanshow3326were you on LSD when you watched it😂
@@highlybaked8417that’s atlantic city for you baby. When you’re in the grease pit you know shit gunna get slimy.
Silva was punching. Weidman was poking. You understand the difference right? The fact you could see him poke this eye then that eye then miss the hook as the guys going down…. And try to say that sequence should end the fight in favor of weidman is laughable. Listen I’m American. I like weidmans story. Was somewhat rooting for him. But he should have seen that replay and called out the bs. Shows how desperate he was for a win that he would accept it so emphatically. Yes yes please give me that win. Couldn’t be me.
I realized I dedicated far too much of my time over the past few years to watch subpar competition, I used to watch every single fight on the card but recently I’ve just been highlighting the match ups I’m interested in and I make time to watch those when I can. I’m a die hard fan of this sport but out of respect for myself I can’t be giving it this much time. I’m a die hard basketball fan too but I don’t pay attention when the pistons are playing the wizards, same thing applies here I’m boycotting fights that arent quality match ups
Same. Sometimes these fight nights have some real bangers from the up and coming fighters but like you said dedicating hours of your day to then have the card be absolutely dog shit is a waste. That being said im watching all UFC 300 haha
The first certified GURU classic of 2024. His rage reached a new level
Luquebros, it’s over 😔😭
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He was lazy throwing 1 shots and didnt move on ground but its actually credit to buckley he evolved aloy those were NASty punch kick combos not alot of wws move those movements and long combos
@@mixedmartialnutrition1746Buckley is so bad
Like we forgetting Buckley got KO'd by Di Chirico and now he beats Luque
Your pfp is hilarious 😂😂😂
The end is the CZcams vid equivalent of “slamming” a heavy door shut and it slowly creeping to end adjacent to the latch 😂
Ignoring the fact the card wasn’t it, the thing that really gets piggy‘s gears grinding is obviously getting his picks wrong 😂
Spends half the video claiming blanchfield didn’t try to take fiorot down😂
@@tylerwhite4557what do you mean claiming 😂
Oh yeah if he went 10-3 this is an entirely different video 😂
@@tylerwhite4557 People are misunderstanding the issue here. She went for takedowns but ONLY body locks. It's like she's never heard of a single leg. Only once during the fight did she attempt a level change.
That's Guru's point, I believe. She knows only ONE type of takedown and that's a body lock from the clinch.
@@1994mrmysterymanI actually wished DC and Cruz were commentating for this card because I swear they would've been questioning why she wasn't going for single legs
Hell nah man how many amazing cards like this will we get this year and counting!!!
Gaziev vs Rozzey
Namajunas vs Ribas
Fiorot vs that girl
Pyfer vs Hermansson
Tai vs Marcyn 🤣
Almost forgotten fight night Imavov vs Dolidze
Next weeks Allen vs Curtis 2!!!
And can’t wait for Lewis vs an NPC fat HW
Bald man’s been cooking 😤
I agree on the Anslan take, thought he had Gyno for a sec, great vid breh😂
this is the best card reaction ive seen 🤣
Bisping was so chill while interviewing Weidman after all those eye pokes. It's a shame Bisping didnt press Weidman on eye pokes since he lost an eye to one.
We don’t need Bisping relating situations to his career any more than he already does
He lost his eye to a sauced up headkick
Bipolar Piggy is a new mythical YT fighter
Piggy went full squeal mode 🐽
Real Lmao..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine if mens mma was as consistently boring as wmma, people would be saying it’s misogynistic for the men to keep being prioritised and stinking up the women’s cards
Something wrong here with:
Vicente Luque
Sedrique Dumas
Connor Matthews
Andre Petroski
I am with you Guru! 💯💯💯.
One of the funnier recap videos 😂😂
bro the bruno silva TKO decision is one of the most depressing things to happen
Jon jones is going to edge to that. He's going to have that ref on speed dial when he fights stipe.
Silva is a cheating lying prick. Should be cut from the UFC already.
i come across u about a month ago now, and i absoultley luvvvvv your videos. so raw and entertaining! dont change for nobody!!!!
Great show this was the best UFC event so far this year what a card ❤
Why wasn't Weidman not a straight up DQ loss? He already got warned.
Because the UFC and refs are a joke. They don't care about rules
Weidman paid off the jew goblin ref
Because he is All American Chris Weidman of course
My thoughts exactly.
MMA guru ur the best man been here since 15k subs and mannn I swear I like watching you more than UFC!!
What a card! As a fight fan, I’m really happy for this video! Can’t wait to see a breakdown of my favorite card ever!
Sorry to say it bro, but I agree w you. Vicente hasn't looked the same to me.. He is very likeable and seems nice guy to me.. You are funny, your descriptions of the ref and some of your references to fighters made me lol
Guru is losing his mind, understandibly 😂😞😤
Guru is soo passionate! 😂
Hey Guru your entertaining as hell, last night you had me in stitches 😂
loving this early energy hope it continues on in the video
" I HAD TO CROSS ALL MY T'S, AND DOT ALL MY...........LOWERCASE J'S "
Hate eye poke reffing. It’s never consistent, how do you have a rule to deduct points from eye points, but never use it when multiple eye pokes occur. This some wwe level script from the ref. Should be a dq at that point but it’s the only guy on the card with a name so can’t do that.
Your best video to date!
Keep it up!
I LOVE THE LAST MESSAGE TO DISNEY, AMAZING !!
(He's Totally Right)