How to forever stay bad at Valorant

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  • čas přidán 25. 06. 2024
  • Knowing how to improve can be insanely hard - so today I decided to make a video on 10 ways to forever ensure that you stay bad at Valorant
    Twitter: / kazebuchi
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    Timestamps:
    0:00 Intro
    0:06 Spray and pray
    0:43 It's ALWAYS your teammates fault
    1:15 Don't warm up
    1:53 Don't use your teammates to help you
    2:33 Overestimate your opponents
    3:16 Always solo queue
    4:06 Don't focus on quality
    5:18 Don't trust your intuition
    6:30 Never look for your weaknesses
    7:07 Play when you have more important things to do

Komentáře • 156

  • @spaceoasis129
    @spaceoasis129 Před 4 měsíci +302

    tks man my climb to iron one continues i shall follow all of them devotedly and blame my teammates for being bad

    • @makkypakky
      @makkypakky Před 4 měsíci +6

      Fr man, I’ve been hard stuck in Radiant for so long!

    • @mrstarfish
      @mrstarfish Před 4 měsíci +1

      Your ‘climb’? He in plastic rank

    • @stickpfp6347
      @stickpfp6347 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Stuck in dirt 0 😔😔😔

  • @moleONLY
    @moleONLY Před 4 měsíci +76

    Bro this is better than 99.9% of the videos of people trying to help u to rank up

    • @CallMeWtvr
      @CallMeWtvr Před 4 měsíci +1

      this is marrentm he's a fortnite player

  • @jeevat8164
    @jeevat8164 Před 4 měsíci +158

    I like this video because it reminds me of a video titled "how to quickly ruin the rest of your life" or something like that cause it shows you what you are doing wrong, and how to keep doing it wrong.

    • @Infact77
      @Infact77 Před 4 měsíci +1

      yeah, I remember that video

    • @NovaaTheGreat
      @NovaaTheGreat Před 4 měsíci +5

      yea that one bald guy i remember him

    • @orcasocute
      @orcasocute Před 4 měsíci +2

      CGP Grey

    • @NovaaTheGreat
      @NovaaTheGreat Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@orcasocute nope it's a channel called Better ideas

    • @orcasocute
      @orcasocute Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@NovaaTheGreat Ouh yeah. The one I was thinking of is how to maximize misery.

  • @mile.9768
    @mile.9768 Před 4 měsíci +31

    Thanks! I was wondering what kind of guides my teammates were watching to be so (mentally) insane!

    • @mith3879
      @mith3879 Před 4 měsíci +1

      #2 on the list

    • @mile.9768
      @mile.9768 Před 4 měsíci

      @@mith3879 i know, thats part of the joke

  • @UnlimitedCG
    @UnlimitedCG Před 4 měsíci +6

    yk i don't think i needed a video to know how to forever stay bad at valorant but i do appreciate it reinforcing all of my greatest strengths !!

  • @dannymustdie3256
    @dannymustdie3256 Před 4 měsíci +5

    thanks man i was beginning to finally climb ranks this a big help

  • @BigBurger_
    @BigBurger_ Před 4 měsíci +57

    fire video, time to get back to iron 😎

    • @kazebuchi
      @kazebuchi  Před 4 měsíci +6

      See you there ;)

    • @BigBurger_
      @BigBurger_ Před 4 měsíci +3

      Bet, btw your videos have single handedly improved my way of thinking in valorant @@kazebuchi

  • @floppxr
    @floppxr Před 4 měsíci +4

    YO THIS IS MARRENTM I KNOW THIS VOICE

  • @ryozaki96
    @ryozaki96 Před 4 měsíci

    Really useful content, appreciate it

  • @krimzin4523
    @krimzin4523 Před 4 měsíci +3

    this vids are gold

  • @default.editzs
    @default.editzs Před 3 měsíci

    Thank you, i really needed this. Been ranking up a lil too much, got sus of myself

  • @mact7962
    @mact7962 Před 4 měsíci +5

    marrentm i have found you, tahnks for bringing great tips to valorant too

  • @aboyofpakistan
    @aboyofpakistan Před 2 měsíci

    a very good advice thank you

  • @DimitriosVogiatzis
    @DimitriosVogiatzis Před 4 měsíci +3

    Thank you for the guide!!
    I'll be sure to incorporate in my playbook of insecurities-

  • @Dmobzyt
    @Dmobzyt Před 4 měsíci +5

    Thank you, my road to the 0.1% of players continue

    • @AimerAll
      @AimerAll Před 4 měsíci +3

      you got me with that one LMAO

  • @clarkey8598
    @clarkey8598 Před 4 měsíci +1

    It feels good to know i am doing it right!

  • @ttedsy
    @ttedsy Před 4 měsíci +8

    keep em coming bto

  • @mihirkardile6676
    @mihirkardile6676 Před 4 měsíci +2

    That last one was the most important lol

  • @Xiseies
    @Xiseies Před 4 měsíci +8

    Ngl, you should probably do deathmatches to keep playing bad, just don't do it often and remember to always get -15 or worse and peek angles while crotching.

    • @SaadTheGlad
      @SaadTheGlad Před měsícem

      You crotching spelling error made me realise crouch and crotch are related lol, the former comes from the latter

    • @Xiseies
      @Xiseies Před měsícem

      @@SaadTheGlad
      Welp... That was something.

  • @exoraid6769
    @exoraid6769 Před 4 měsíci

    This is psychologically smart also I feel like ur marrentm :D
    Keep the up the amazing work.

  • @vxqzn
    @vxqzn Před 4 měsíci +1

    earned a sub

  • @mothymoss
    @mothymoss Před 3 měsíci

    I LOVE THIS VIDEOOOOOO

  • @ilbroken2491
    @ilbroken2491 Před 4 měsíci

    Banger video

  • @bluwfe2246
    @bluwfe2246 Před 4 měsíci

    this is an ultimate guide in disguise

  • @ollotteAKAparas
    @ollotteAKAparas Před 4 měsíci +1

    ty marren

  • @ttw-mb5zn
    @ttw-mb5zn Před 4 měsíci +2

    kazebuchi, how do you deal with inconsistency? One day I was on a winning streak of 6 games, climbed from g2 to p1+some rr. The next day I felt like I was getting one tapped by anything I peeked, leading me to start panic spraying. It felt like I didn’t belong in that elo, which is probably true. But I want to retain how I play on my good days, you know, aim feeling crisp, reacting to everything in time, hands not feeling stiff. I do Valorant RAMP warmup aimlabs by VT minigod (16 mins), woohoojin gold routine (10 mins) and 2 deathmatches before I start. Some days I can tell my aim is off (which is most of the time) just from doing the warm ups, because I can’t improve my score and my aim doesn’t feel snappier as I go further into my warm up routinec. I play 2.5 days a week, that’s all I can manage because of college.

  • @GlenBeale
    @GlenBeale Před 3 měsíci

    Everyone bursts and strafes in DM, but in comp, it's a crouch spraying fiesta. Even in higher elos. I am currently diamond and regularly have to queue against Ascendants and it's the same. The most important thing in comp is TTK (time to kill) and crouch spraying will get you kills a lot faster and more consistently than burst and strafing will. The only time you will witness strafing in comp is when it's a long long distance duel.

  • @Switch_X_Back3884
    @Switch_X_Back3884 Před 4 měsíci

    I play Overwatch 2. I watch a Coach that had some Quotes to go by in ow. One that always stick out out to me and has helped me think so much differently. And its........"If you lose, it's YOUR fault." Play by this and you'll change and get better for sure.

  • @lucasdominic7336
    @lucasdominic7336 Před 4 měsíci +1

    wow this explains why my teammates can never clutch!

  • @oatmealpigeon
    @oatmealpigeon Před 4 měsíci

    I really like the video I just don’t agree with the not always solo Qing I understand that during may rank you up faster it can just build bad habits for you and maybe even give yourself a mindset that your boosted that can affect your performance

  • @tarrencess
    @tarrencess Před 4 měsíci

    when i used to play i genuinely never warmed up

  • @Shay_Plays
    @Shay_Plays Před 4 měsíci +2

    Instructions unclear I went from Iron 1 to Iron 3

  • @lhitman2222
    @lhitman2222 Před 4 měsíci

    This will blow up

  • @KiritoAims
    @KiritoAims Před 4 měsíci

    Hey Nice video! I was wondering do you have any tips to become a fortnite fncs champion!

  • @Rellton_
    @Rellton_ Před 4 měsíci +1

    So THIS is what my teammates are watching

  • @TimeSpy415
    @TimeSpy415 Před 13 dny

    We golf scoring Valorant with this one🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

  • @xfelinnee4072
    @xfelinnee4072 Před 4 měsíci

    Good Vid ✔✔

  • @rajatwaghmare
    @rajatwaghmare Před 4 měsíci

    You should've taken my permission before making a video about me, get your lawyers ready

  • @Mrozzik11
    @Mrozzik11 Před 4 měsíci

    where can i find your settings

  • @jachcegrzmocidz
    @jachcegrzmocidz Před 3 měsíci

    finally something im gifted at

  • @virokyu
    @virokyu Před 4 měsíci

    5:36 I've had this happen many times, 1v4, cleared it to a 1v1 and plant is down, I held the angle I knew the enemy was and my teammate told me to heal (I was Sage) and I went for it, and as soon as I did, the enemy popped out and I lost the only advantage I had, they didn't know where I was

  • @KarmaMate
    @KarmaMate Před 4 měsíci

    theres more going on with the solo queue/duo queue argument, ive also heard the argument that duo q is good for gaining ranks in the short term but over long term the difference in skill between your duo makes a weird dynamic where one player will end up scared from fighting cause on average they are a worse player, but the other player will become over aggressive cause they are the better player, you might win like this but it will not make you a better player

  • @galiRL
    @galiRL Před 4 měsíci

    im curious is the marren running a valorant channel or is he just voicing your videos?

  • @bobimihaylov
    @bobimihaylov Před 4 měsíci

    marrentm?Amazing videos again?keep going😃😃!

  • @anupamdubey6920
    @anupamdubey6920 Před 4 měsíci

    do you mind telling me about your sens cuz i've been trying to find a optimal sensitivity and trying to gather as much data so ur help would be appreciated

    • @MorganArthur1843
      @MorganArthur1843 Před 4 měsíci

      Watch wasabi plays channel on finding perfect sensitivity, I got it from there and my game improved 10x after that

  • @CentsGD
    @CentsGD Před 4 měsíci +1

    3:16 solo queue is hard but not impossible! (I climbed from gold 1 to ascendant 1 in one act!) but you have to be REALLY fucking good at what you do to get it done

    • @CentsGD
      @CentsGD Před 4 měsíci

      I only did solo queue because I have no friends

  • @SillySussySally
    @SillySussySally Před 4 měsíci

    soloq rank is better than duoq rank?

  • @jureflex
    @jureflex Před 4 měsíci

    i perform better if i have some music on, but very silently, and i mute it if we lose too many players too fast in a round xd

  • @rav1547
    @rav1547 Před 3 měsíci

    What's ur sens

  • @swapnilpal906
    @swapnilpal906 Před 3 měsíci

    is crouching really bad during close quarter battles?

  • @k4w0a
    @k4w0a Před 4 měsíci +1

    Hey marrentm! im subbed to ur fn channel

  • @Buster4157
    @Buster4157 Před 4 měsíci

    Sometimes you need to blame your teamates like that one time when KAY/O flashed the entire team and got everyone one tapped

    • @hiimcortana1568
      @hiimcortana1568 Před 4 měsíci

      Huh. It never happens to me because I am that Kay/o. XD

    • @Buster4157
      @Buster4157 Před 4 měsíci

      What you flashin the team for man@@hiimcortana1568

  • @adamm3247
    @adamm3247 Před 4 měsíci

    Love ur content man keep it up, tryna reach immortal this year helping me stay on the grind. Im struggling with balancing life and gaming tho...

    • @kazebuchi
      @kazebuchi  Před 4 měsíci +1

      Appreciate you, Adam! balance can definitely be hard, what i've found is you have to get rid of some "time thiefs". For instance, I don't watch Netflix at all anymore, but used to love it back in the day. Found out it simply took too much time and that i didn't get anything out of it. The same can be applied to other things like TikTok or Instagram. Enjoy a few things (I still enjoy TikTok) but remove 1 or 2 of the things that take a lot of your free time. A sacrifice definitely worth it, and it doesn't come at the cost of any lower happiness in my opinion. Rather the opposite.

    • @adamm3247
      @adamm3247 Před 4 měsíci

      @@kazebuchi I just stay on my computer for too long just swithcing between games OW2 league and val watching high elo games and just do that the whole day idk what to do xd

  • @hypnotic_o
    @hypnotic_o Před 4 měsíci

    should I get ever think it’s my teammates fault? or should I always think it’s my fault, and that I lost us the round?

  • @wtiqxr
    @wtiqxr Před 4 měsíci

    marrenttm bro

  • @kingbain5383
    @kingbain5383 Před 4 měsíci

    One thing I don’t agree with is the duo queuing, the person who is forced to communicate with new people every game and play in their own made MMR will always be way better then someone who plays with nothing but friends

  • @dlm_rave1858
    @dlm_rave1858 Před 4 měsíci

    nah i just got used to always being bad at video games and will forever stay silver in every ranked game forever

  • @MrM30w
    @MrM30w Před 3 měsíci

    Cool video, do you want to do some 1v1s

  • @kirillkirill-ry1mp
    @kirillkirill-ry1mp Před měsícem

    7:3 croshair please

  • @1xHaze
    @1xHaze Před 4 měsíci

    I get 45 kills a game in gold and can't get out, but ig it can never be my negative teammates!

  • @Hristiqn496
    @Hristiqn496 Před 4 měsíci

    The tutorial my ranked tm8s are following:

  • @AmiN5k
    @AmiN5k Před 4 měsíci

    no way marren is making val vids ahahah

  • @aftershockz.
    @aftershockz. Před 4 měsíci

    Is this marren tm ???

  • @flamung0784
    @flamung0784 Před 4 měsíci

    You thought you could from me marrentm

  • @RealDexec
    @RealDexec Před 4 měsíci

    What is marrentm doing in valorant

  • @albertmanueldon347
    @albertmanueldon347 Před 4 měsíci

    david goggins of valorant

  • @imanimcfadden3561
    @imanimcfadden3561 Před 4 měsíci

    marrentm 🙀

  • @AIucra
    @AIucra Před 4 měsíci +1

    Instructions unclear: gained 500 rr. what did I do wrong?

  • @andreigherlit8868
    @andreigherlit8868 Před 4 měsíci

    #staytoxic 🙌🙌

  • @ligabunu6517
    @ligabunu6517 Před 3 měsíci

    i had a teammate(cypher that dindt use any ability all round even on defense)He played without earphones and was 3/21 and the end. My vault?

  • @immanuelreplikant5122
    @immanuelreplikant5122 Před 4 měsíci

    thank you now i will be the worst player possible, great guide!

  • @lwkasxgamerx629
    @lwkasxgamerx629 Před 4 měsíci

    How to stay good: do everything he says but inverted

  • @bryanmulcare9083
    @bryanmulcare9083 Před 4 měsíci

    Valorant is more of minuplation and will power. I rather take my time on this game than rushing to gold. Don’t get me wrong about all of these are bad habits, but I wanted to have fun instead grinding over 4 hours, four hours is good enough for me.

  • @justaonepieceenjoyer6488

    what is marentm doing in valorant

  • @Pakin-fp5yz
    @Pakin-fp5yz Před 4 měsíci

    Why is almost all the clips come from primmie(APAC #1 player rank wise)

  • @bigmoist2112
    @bigmoist2112 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Am i the only one who has no intention of climbing the rank ladder at all? I mean.. I'm mid-20s so I know no one in the real world is going to be impressed if I tell them I'm Immortal 2 or something lol.
    Its like I want to stay in Bronze/Silver and just get easy matches and have fun playing with my friends. High rank = tough matches = more seriousness reqd.

  • @watchofficialgamer8629
    @watchofficialgamer8629 Před 4 měsíci

    cruch is true

  • @myro9361
    @myro9361 Před 4 měsíci

    sounds like marrentm

  • @888brownies
    @888brownies Před 3 měsíci

    jokes on you, reverse psychology wont work

  • @RayProPlayz
    @RayProPlayz Před 4 měsíci

    marrentm?

  • @Coax392
    @Coax392 Před 4 měsíci

    marrentm

  • @21ninpo
    @21ninpo Před 4 měsíci

    marrentm??

  • @mizu0340
    @mizu0340 Před 3 měsíci +1

    marrentm alt?

  • @kibermenrx
    @kibermenrx Před 4 měsíci

    Thanks I finally reached iron

  • @rishabhdixit8546
    @rishabhdixit8546 Před 2 měsíci

    Thanks I need a guide for deranking so that I can play with my e kitten 😊

  • @xsiwizz.
    @xsiwizz. Před 4 měsíci

    Is this marrentm?

  • @Marbruhhh
    @Marbruhhh Před 2 měsíci

    is that marentm

  • @que-ld4qr
    @que-ld4qr Před 4 měsíci

    your marrentm right?

  • @scarce7239
    @scarce7239 Před 4 měsíci

    marrentm???

  • @C0ld3073
    @C0ld3073 Před 2 měsíci

    is this marrentm?

  • @Patinu
    @Patinu Před 4 měsíci +1

    Bruh are you marrentm? You sound LITERALLY the same and edit your videos LITERALLY the same HAHA. Im 99% sure you are him :O

  • @aniketmangal1239
    @aniketmangal1239 Před 4 měsíci +1

    are you the same guy who used to make fortnite videos ur voice is the same

    • @MDRsMk2
      @MDRsMk2 Před 4 měsíci

      Yeah I’m pretty sure it’s marrentm unless I’m tripping 😂

  • @aaryanchadha
    @aaryanchadha Před 4 měsíci

    you sound like marrentm

  • @migarizav
    @migarizav Před 4 měsíci

    Idk bro i play bucky only and i reached diamond so im good

  • @apa8
    @apa8 Před 3 měsíci

    marrentm really switched games?????

  • @luke7054
    @luke7054 Před 4 měsíci

    why is bros videos exactly like marrentms

  • @sxynix5658
    @sxynix5658 Před 4 měsíci

    ur marrentm

  • @CashieZA
    @CashieZA Před 4 měsíci

    mmaretms?

  • @gonzoisaposer9151
    @gonzoisaposer9151 Před 4 měsíci

    Yo kazebuchi are u also marrentm

  • @ardatutar6629
    @ardatutar6629 Před 4 měsíci

    2:02 when ı ask my teamamtes for help thyu usually dont help me (ım bronze
    Btw)