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Komentáře • 577

  • @account-pending-deletion
    @account-pending-deletion Před 4 lety +592

    "You lookin for a tilly buddy? Let's have a donnybrook" The least threatening way you could ever ask someone to fight you

  • @JJ-qo7th
    @JJ-qo7th Před 2 lety +321

    The best part of the delivery of these insults is that neither of the hicks move from where they are. Wayne is leaned up against the produce stand like he doesn't give a fuck, and Daryl is so far slouched back that he might as well have melted into his chair. It's the posture of people who are completely unimpressed by what they're seeing.

  • @mikerennie2024
    @mikerennie2024 Před 7 lety +2162

    It's a hard life, picking stones and pulling teats, but sure as God's got sandals, it beats fighting dudes with treasure trails.

    • @Tassie85
      @Tassie85 Před 7 lety +85

      If that wasn't so damn long, I'd have it tattooed on my arm. Words to live by.

    • @been3060
      @been3060 Před 5 lety +29

      Recently started watching Letterkenny. I was pretty much on board through that whole scene, but once he got to that last line, I was sold on the show.

    • @codyzent6471
      @codyzent6471 Před 4 lety +16

      I just looked down and noticed i have a treasure trail😂😂 god dammmit

    • @Grsz11
      @Grsz11 Před 3 lety +7

      Modern day Shakespeare.

    • @michellerobin5461
      @michellerobin5461 Před 3 lety

      @@codyzent6471 😂😂😂

  • @jasonpatowsky6929
    @jasonpatowsky6929 Před 7 lety +1654

    "A couple of hockey players came by the produce stand the other dayyYYYyyyy~~~~"

    • @Johden
      @Johden Před 5 lety +10

      Jason Patowsky theothedayyy

    • @Efreeti
      @Efreeti Před 5 lety +11

      Dyaddadeii.

    • @Luuute
      @Luuute Před 5 lety +7

      My family talks just like this

    • @jasoncole5192
      @jasoncole5192 Před 5 lety +4

      My favorite way he ends his lines!!

    • @TheSupart91
      @TheSupart91 Před 5 lety +1

      💀💀💀

  • @metalhead6788
    @metalhead6788 Před 7 lety +1105

    This is the level of shit talking I aspire to be

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 Před 6 lety +31

      Michael Page You can never reach this level if you're not Canadian.

    • @Peksisarvinen
      @Peksisarvinen Před 6 lety +21

      You wanna test that theory, nuck? Greetings from Finland, the land of Jarkko Ruutu and Esa Tikkanen.

    • @user-bt1xw9by4f
      @user-bt1xw9by4f Před 5 lety +1

      Love it

    • @tworedshirt
      @tworedshirt Před 3 lety +3

      I still looking to be more akin shoresy he's the true master.

    • @dmitritelvanni4068
      @dmitritelvanni4068 Před 2 lety

      A man can dream.

  • @matty101yttam
    @matty101yttam Před 2 lety +523

    Had a Canadian workmate here in Australia, he was getting in the work truck to be taken to the next location and noticed some sturdy looking gloves sitting on the passenger side seat, he said "pretty rugged work gloves" at which point the driver replied "they're mountain gloves for mountain men" trying to sound tough as a joke, canadian replied "you mount a lot of men do ya?".
    Same guy was slogging it out working in the rain with me, we were drenched from arse crack to toes when the boss came by in the work vehicle and said out the window as he slowly drove past "where else would you rather be" canadian replied "at your funeral".
    Guy was a laugh, 56 years old and drank a bottle of vodka every night.

    • @StonerBaer
      @StonerBaer Před rokem +28

      Good shit, bud. Gotta love Canadians, man, I tell ya.
      Cheers, from Minneapolis, Minnesota! We here are Diet Canadians, lol

    • @UltraGalaxyify
      @UltraGalaxyify Před rokem +8

      @@StonerBaer That's why everyone else in the US is annoyed by you, lol

    • @redwarf8118
      @redwarf8118 Před rokem +5

      @@UltraGalaxyify because Canadians are funny in contrast to muricans

    • @yikes2540
      @yikes2540 Před rokem +3

      @@UltraGalaxyify how dare you, Minnesotans are lovely

    • @larrywhinnery1808
      @larrywhinnery1808 Před 10 měsíci +6

      A bottle of Vodka every night? Hell, he’ll never have to be embalmed.

  • @clockwork421
    @clockwork421 Před 7 lety +186

    "What sort of backwards fucking pagentry is that?"

  • @aleighamoon4829
    @aleighamoon4829 Před 8 lety +1037

    "Oh come on now kitten, I won't tell anyone."
    is now my notification for text messages. Love it

  • @aldenheterodyne2833
    @aldenheterodyne2833 Před 5 lety +39

    "You take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on? What kind of backwards fucking pageantry is that?"
    LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂

  • @Iamironman499
    @Iamironman499 Před 7 lety +157

    "Tick tock"
    "Look at that fuckin' treasure trail."
    "What's up with your fuckin' body hair, big shoots? You look like a 12 year old Dutch girl."

    • @mikerennie2024
      @mikerennie2024 Před 7 lety +7

      Your esthetician coiffe that for ya?

    • @neehawk777
      @neehawk777 Před 10 měsíci

      @@mikerennie2024 You can kiss my esthetician. You guys do CrossFit?

    • @mitchellgildea254
      @mitchellgildea254 Před 14 dny

      ​@@mikerennie2024you can kiss my esthetician

  • @laurynfrancisco7957
    @laurynfrancisco7957 Před 7 lety +731

    This is the most Canadian thing I've ever seen

  • @defaultname7685
    @defaultname7685 Před 4 lety +410

    I’m so glad the hockey players became allies later on. What an incredible saga

    • @moistnugget4147
      @moistnugget4147 Před 2 lety +29

      Even the skids did too at some point. They all in-fight in Letterkenny, but family's family!

    • @k80_
      @k80_ Před 2 lety +20

      When a friend asks for help, you help him

  • @mattsutton2181
    @mattsutton2181 Před 7 lety +607

    Their delivery is hilarious.

  • @DomIstKrieg
    @DomIstKrieg Před 2 lety +210

    The way that the guy repositioned his baseball ball cap so carefully and precisely got me and at the very end you hear one of them mumble "never buy you a coke." is just the best little finishing touch.

    • @hankkingsley9300
      @hankkingsley9300 Před rokem +2

      You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl gets me every time...don't even wanna ask.

  • @dylanundead8379
    @dylanundead8379 Před 4 lety +609

    I wish I was this quick with insults and comebacks.
    Edit: I watch this video multiple times a day just to watch that guys emotionless, unflinching face fire insult after insult

    • @nickdan1313
      @nickdan1313 Před 4 lety +27

      Watch the entire show. Its got 8 seasons and it only gets better.

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru Před 3 lety +5

      Practice

    • @nialcc
      @nialcc Před 3 lety +2

      Memorize the script.

    • @joshuasnyder682
      @joshuasnyder682 Před 3 lety

      Awe fuk

    • @chriswright8114
      @chriswright8114 Před 3 lety +7

      lmao. watch the bloopers. they're definitely not emotionless. I can't imagine how long it takes them to film just one scene

  • @user-xo9ov4gl7q
    @user-xo9ov4gl7q Před 4 lety +325

    I couldn't remember what this was called so I typed "two dudes roasting guys in a truck" and still somehow found it?

  • @WeAreN1nja
    @WeAreN1nja Před 7 lety +848

    "Aw, she's bashful..."

  • @CptSalty
    @CptSalty Před 3 lety +225

    I haven't seen an single episode of this show and I can't get enough of it

    • @drcool1222
      @drcool1222 Před 2 lety

      😮😮😮
      Check it out on Hulu, brother. It's frigging awesome. 👍👍👍

    • @justina3506
      @justina3506 Před 2 lety +5

      Have you watched it yet?

    • @blakestormcrow6275
      @blakestormcrow6275 Před 2 lety +3

      @@justina3506 me neither, and I'm hooked lol

    • @blake46long
      @blake46long Před 2 měsíci +1

      I watched a couple dozen or so youtube clips before I started the series. I was surprised how sweet the show actually is. You really start to get an affection for the characters beyond the insults and oddities.

  • @Maladjester
    @Maladjester Před 5 lety +33

    "What sorta backwards fuckin' pageantry is that?" I'M DYING

  • @harlyamy4195
    @harlyamy4195 Před 5 lety +2086

    “Nice onsie, does it come in men’s?
    I believe you come in men enough for all of us”
    I honestly didn’t hear the rest because I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @calumcooper3295
    @calumcooper3295 Před rokem +31

    I love how the spit at 1:50 constitutes his turn

    • @grillosantos8599
      @grillosantos8599 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Couldn't even be bothered to keep insulting them

  • @jacquelinetirey6354
    @jacquelinetirey6354 Před 4 lety +48

    The word "bigshoots" has entered my vocabulary permanently.

  • @gassyirishman2859
    @gassyirishman2859 Před 5 lety +47

    "You guys do CrossFit?" "You can CrossFuckOff!" "CrossFart..."

  • @user-yv6cs5bf1c
    @user-yv6cs5bf1c Před 7 lety +203

    "You look like a 12 year old Dutch girl"

  • @tedlancaster9233
    @tedlancaster9233 Před 6 lety +227

    *It's a hard life picking stones and pulling teats but sure as god's got sandals it beats fighting dudes with treasure trails*

  • @donovanb9020
    @donovanb9020 Před 4 lety +84

    1:02
    "Maybe if you'd ever been in a real fight, you might not be so keen for another."
    Wayne is speaking straight facts there.
    Been in a few when I was younger but, now that I'm looking at 30, I do my best to maintain civility and avoid a fight, when possible.

    • @Legba85
      @Legba85 Před 4 lety +5

      10-4 good buddy

    • @MrBrachiatingApe
      @MrBrachiatingApe Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah, but some guys are so 10-ply they think them fights are just like in the movies.

    • @alexander1902
      @alexander1902 Před 2 lety +3

      So true. You don’t weigh in the fact that you could seriously injure or kill someone else in a fight and end up in prison. When you’re older that’s always your first thought. Hell it’s never even about being the “bigger man”, just wanting to stay out of bullshit.

    • @JJ-qo7th
      @JJ-qo7th Před 2 lety +3

      Haven't struck another human in anger or peace in thirteen years. Ain't worth.

    • @elijahmcstotts2871
      @elijahmcstotts2871 Před 2 lety +2

      @@alexander1902 I definitely consider that, but at 45 my biggest concern is that getting punched in the face hurts. So does punching someone in the face. Hurts to punch, hurts to get punched, I'm just not about that anymore. Avoid at all costs.

  • @mundanestuff
    @mundanestuff Před 8 měsíci +9

    The best cold open ever produced. Hands down.

  • @homeyiommi1921
    @homeyiommi1921 Před 4 lety +172

    This is the one that started it all, for me at least. All I knew at the time was that I needed MORE of this, whatever it was.

    • @DIGITAL7Media
      @DIGITAL7Media Před 3 lety +6

      exactly...and now...I am about to dive myself into 8 season of this on hulu. I needed to see what the show was about and that was enough for me ; )

    • @dennisevans1922
      @dennisevans1922 Před 2 lety +2

      @@DIGITAL7Media same! Just my kind of weird

    • @hankkingsley9300
      @hankkingsley9300 Před rokem +1

      I mean the first time I saw this I said I have to dive in...I can't explain this to my friends they don't get it, even though I show them an episode they quit at the 10 minute mark

  • @sks220
    @sks220 Před 4 lety +47

    God i wish i could experience this scene for the first time again, i had to pause the show i was laughing so hard. Never has a show made me love it so much in the first minute as this one.

    • @makeupmaven1384
      @makeupmaven1384 Před 8 měsíci

      I watched this so many times before I finally moved on. I just wanted to stay there in that moment for as long as I can, I could not stop laughing

    • @sks220
      @sks220 Před 8 měsíci

      @@makeupmaven1384 I was watching it with my brother in law and we were both dying, took like 10 minutes to get through it with pausing so much

  • @eddiek4301
    @eddiek4301 Před 4 lety +91

    When people say there is nothing good on tv, they need to watch this. No fake laugh tracks in the background becuse the jokes are original.

  • @benportera6951
    @benportera6951 Před 5 lety +33

    This is the most quotable show in the history of entertainment

  • @origionalwinja
    @origionalwinja Před 5 lety +38

    I could be wrong, but this was the greatest 2 minutes and 31 seconds of entertainment in forever!

    • @amilueur
      @amilueur Před rokem

      You're definitely wrong.

  • @bradydavidson6489
    @bradydavidson6489 Před 7 lety +384

    I think you come in enough men for the both of us.

  • @jester7214
    @jester7214 Před 5 lety +23

    How many times do you all have to rewind to make sure you don't miss anything from laughing so hard? Lol, funniest show I've seen in awhile!

  • @emeraldzero2108
    @emeraldzero2108 Před 6 lety +66

    Where has this kind of comedy been all my life?

  • @bobafett8678
    @bobafett8678 Před 7 lety +88

    You ready for a tilly buddy? LETS HAVE A DONNYBROOK.

    • @likwidflame
      @likwidflame Před 7 lety +6

      Pump the brakes

    • @DarkAssassin2259
      @DarkAssassin2259 Před 7 lety +1

      Boba Fett i still to this day don't know wtf that means

    • @likwidflame
      @likwidflame Před 7 lety +5

      slow'r down chachi

    • @Bobubbles
      @Bobubbles Před 7 lety +5

      Darkassassin2259 _ a Donnybrook is basically a bar fight, but it's called a donnybrook when someone loses an eye, breaks an arm, dies, etc

    • @nicholasreddin491
      @nicholasreddin491 Před 7 lety +2

      per the urban dictionary it's "a fight or brawl"

  • @gofurther1724
    @gofurther1724 Před 8 lety +247

    greatest show since Trailer Park boys

    • @MrKruger88
      @MrKruger88 Před 8 lety +10

      I hope they do a cross over episode at some point in the future.

    • @gofurther1724
      @gofurther1724 Před 8 lety +5

      that would be epic!

    • @kriegsmarine1930
      @kriegsmarine1930 Před 8 lety +8

      I was expecting Ricky to show up when they fount out the weed plants lol

    • @independencewoofa2757
      @independencewoofa2757 Před 5 lety

      I showed my dad this and he said it’s the Canadian version of trailer park boys but funnier

    • @trentforent3390
      @trentforent3390 Před 5 lety +16

      Superb Doggo trailer park boy is Canadian

  • @VonSpicyWiener
    @VonSpicyWiener Před 7 lety +45

    This was beautiful, my face is in pain by how much I laughed at this

  • @bigbesh
    @bigbesh Před 2 lety +6

    Best Cold Open EVER! This scene hooked me immediately.

  • @lizziecuccia7464
    @lizziecuccia7464 Před 3 lety +6

    Ah, the beginning of one of my all-time favorite shows. Can't stop looping this cold open tbh

  • @michaelmattea1801
    @michaelmattea1801 Před 2 lety +4

    "Oh I think you come in men enough for all of us." That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. 🤣

  • @NickAbatino
    @NickAbatino Před 2 lety +5

    Thank you for this series. Some of the best word play I've ever seen. Watching it for the third time because I need humor like this in my life.

  • @hopperthemarxist8533
    @hopperthemarxist8533 Před 7 lety +20

    That was great. This looks like it may just be my new favorite show

  • @stevefrench4139
    @stevefrench4139 Před 7 lety +14

    Jared Keeso, the guy who plays Wayne, also played in Godzilla (2014) and Elysium.

  • @Strumstar
    @Strumstar Před 6 měsíci +1

    And just like that a legend of television was born...

  • @epicletdown7049
    @epicletdown7049 Před 7 lety +84

    "Your aesthetician coif that for ya?"

    • @HotaruZoku
      @HotaruZoku Před 5 lety +9

      "You can kiss /my/ aesthetician."

    • @seahorse1015
      @seahorse1015 Před 3 lety +1

      @@HotaruZoku you do cross fit

    • @Promor_
      @Promor_ Před 3 lety

      @@seahorse1015 You can cross fuck off.

  • @BLACULA-Skeewoah
    @BLACULA-Skeewoah Před 3 měsíci +1

    It was so beautiful that they brought this back in the finale and Stuart's rainbow road from Mariokert 64 rave in the Ag hall ❤️

  • @mrnonsense1031
    @mrnonsense1031 Před 4 lety +6

    I think this is the most violent Canadian fight I've ever seen. 😂😂😂

  • @redericson1993
    @redericson1993 Před 6 lety +23

    I love these guys, the farm dudes are the fucking best.

  • @Rsalz
    @Rsalz Před 6 lety

    Saw someone share this video on Facebook and I’m forever grateful they did

  • @arunalukariyawasam
    @arunalukariyawasam Před 5 lety +41

    1:01 can use this to roast any player you hate

    • @themosh54
      @themosh54 Před 3 lety +1

      What if they're a defenseman?

  • @Thatfireguy13
    @Thatfireguy13 Před 5 lety +124

    Do you guy do crossfit?
    You can crossfuck off.
    Best one😂

  • @ericcochrane7379
    @ericcochrane7379 Před 11 měsíci +3

    One of the best cold opens ever 😆

  • @willienelsongonzalez4609

    One of the best trips in Letterkenny!!

  • @DoggosAndJiuJitsu
    @DoggosAndJiuJitsu Před 29 dny +1

    One of the best skits. Y’all are up there with The Chapelle Show.

  • @annieyu7923
    @annieyu7923 Před 4 lety +2

    holy crave i respect you. thank you for existing.

  • @justokdan
    @justokdan Před 5 lety +3

    This scene has become legendary.

  • @MikeRiderOOO
    @MikeRiderOOO Před 4 lety +8

    2:05 “THIS ISN’T OVER!”
    “Jinx, you owe me a Coke.”

  • @MrHatetheplayer
    @MrHatetheplayer Před 6 lety +76

    i'll never buy you a coke xD

  • @yoshidinono8095
    @yoshidinono8095 Před 8 lety +90

    Nice execution.

  • @PhunkieZero
    @PhunkieZero Před 7 lety +4

    I love this so much

  • @placefantasy1821
    @placefantasy1821 Před 10 měsíci +1

    The way I still have this memorized word for word

  • @malcolmcurthoys5273
    @malcolmcurthoys5273 Před 2 lety +1

    I've only discovered letterkenny this year in Australia and been loving it..that's why I'm on here getting my fix of laughs..I never knew they weren't freinds guess that shows were abouts I've been watching

  • @Pamissssss
    @Pamissssss Před 7 lety +4

    This is my favorite CZcams video from now :D

  • @shelbiehowell7726
    @shelbiehowell7726 Před 4 lety +13

    "Oh come on kitten I won't tell anyone"

  • @GerardMichaels
    @GerardMichaels Před 3 lety

    this is so perfect I want to cry

  • @jjchisolm10
    @jjchisolm10 Před 5 lety +4

    Well I’m on count 3 of how many times I’ve seen this and I don’t see it slowing down any time soon. Well done boys.

  • @bluedragonrob1
    @bluedragonrob1 Před 4 měsíci

    This is one of the best written convos I have EVER seen.

  • @craigstahl1874
    @craigstahl1874 Před 6 lety +1

    Tears of joy.

  • @craigsinnott296
    @craigsinnott296 Před 2 lety

    What a show, absolute gold

  • @BorkBorkMcGee
    @BorkBorkMcGee Před 5 lety +1

    I've rewatched this like 3 times

  • @mikerichardson60
    @mikerichardson60 Před 8 lety +3

    Best new show on TV and it's not even close. Eyes on your own work their super chief. Torrents are your friends for anyone not connected to Bell Media.

  • @BKMAN89
    @BKMAN89 Před 3 měsíci

    This is the clip on CZcams that got me hooked on this underrated show.

  • @filippomaria88
    @filippomaria88 Před 7 lety

    Absolutely brilliant

  • @leviathan7751
    @leviathan7751 Před 6 lety +22

    watching this, my only regret is that I am german, and will likely never be able to use any of these comebacks

  • @matthewboxx3612
    @matthewboxx3612 Před 6 lety +14

    It's a hard life picking stones and pulling teats. But as sure as God's got sandals it beats fighting dudes with treasure trails.

  • @Willverinerage
    @Willverinerage Před 4 lety +6

    2:04 still drooling, she's just....WOW!

  • @jdlaurence9900
    @jdlaurence9900 Před 3 lety +2

    Haha.... Masterful execution. Hilarious come backs !!!!
    Well done...

  • @cooperfornall7120
    @cooperfornall7120 Před 5 lety +1

    I watched the first two seasons on Hulu and it’s now one of my favorite shows. I wish there was a way I could watch the other season here In the us

  • @peterpalmer9755
    @peterpalmer9755 Před 6 lety +4

    I live in the US (Minnesota.) We can't get this show here. I love what I can view on CZcams.

  • @DDLAFFEY724
    @DDLAFFEY724 Před 5 lety +3

    Canada must be very proud of this treasure

  • @alexzervas4846
    @alexzervas4846 Před 8 lety +27

    Swear to God, if my wife tries to name our son Riley... lol

  • @jamestaylor1442
    @jamestaylor1442 Před 3 lety +3

    Where has this been all my life????I can't stop laughing

  • @Whienzarth
    @Whienzarth Před 7 lety

    This is awesome. I wanna watch this.

    • @Whienzarth
      @Whienzarth Před 3 lety

      Im here from the future. Im hear to warn you about MvC infinite and the pandemic

  • @bryceripley3040
    @bryceripley3040 Před rokem +3

    This might be the best intro to a show ever? Probably..

  • @TanyaQueen182
    @TanyaQueen182 Před 6 měsíci

    This is so brilliant.

  • @ElKymbo
    @ElKymbo Před 4 měsíci +1

    The best comedy series of all time.

  • @BrandonRicherson
    @BrandonRicherson Před 7 lety

    My new favorite show...

  • @matthaggard3591
    @matthaggard3591 Před 3 lety +1

    Two and half minutes of comedy perfection.

  • @alexknight2091
    @alexknight2091 Před 7 lety

    New favorite show

  • @TheGopaxExperience
    @TheGopaxExperience Před 7 lety +4

    'you can kiss my Ass-ceticion' lmao

  • @beaumontlivingston5430

    this is amazing.

  • @BubblesTheBard
    @BubblesTheBard Před 5 lety +2

    the timing makes this. its just so damn funny.

  • @thelazyexplorer2425
    @thelazyexplorer2425 Před 3 lety +8

    1:43 - 1:45 3-hit combo 💀

  • @frogcreekbrewing436
    @frogcreekbrewing436 Před 7 lety +34

    Want to be able to watch this in the U.S.

  • @MrPillowpants91
    @MrPillowpants91 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I’ve never seen this show and I can already tell this opening is an overall glimpse into the vibe of the whole series

  • @erikbratt684
    @erikbratt684 Před 8 lety +37

    I really hope we'll be able to get access to this show in the US!

    • @GottaMoveThatGear
      @GottaMoveThatGear Před 8 lety

      +Erik Bratt Gonna be a just as hard seeing it in Canada as Crave is only with 1 provider and their affiliates.

    • @erikbratt684
      @erikbratt684 Před 8 lety

      +Turbotottle Well there's a cravetv app i found on the amazon appstore. But its not downloadable in the US.

    • @GottaMoveThatGear
      @GottaMoveThatGear Před 8 lety

      +Erik Bratt gotta sign in with bell login. it sucks.

    • @erikbratt684
      @erikbratt684 Před 8 lety +1

      Maybe CZcams or Netflix. Netflix loves the trailer park boys.

    • @FretzlemaniaPod
      @FretzlemaniaPod Před 8 lety +1

      Torrents bro

  • @Xone9
    @Xone9 Před rokem +5

    The real punchline is that Wayne could have singlehandedly floored both of them if things did get physical.

  • @Ashespirit
    @Ashespirit Před 7 lety +5

    just heard about this on my local CBC radio..aparently this is filmed in my city!!😮😉

  • @misguidedangel4903
    @misguidedangel4903 Před 7 lety +14

    I wanna meet these guys and have then talk shit about me xlolx