Kevin Hart Monologue - SNL
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- čas přidán 17. 01. 2015
- Host Kevin Hart discusses the raccoon problem in his neighborhood and why he wouldn't rescue his fiancée from a mountain lion attack.
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“You don’t need thumbs to scare me” 🤣🤣🤣
-"Dad it's dark, could you come with me?"
-"Absolutely not, this is your journey." LOL
This is about you becoming a man son
Yeah we watched the video
@@jo3nama696 Ok boomer.
@@RealSupaHotFireVEVO ok dumbass who doesn't know a better insult than that and I'm 14
RealSupaHotFireVEVO L
"He's 7 years old, he doesn't do enough!" 😂😂😂😂
"Boy, if you don't get your black white ass..." I LOST IT!!! XD
+kakakashia "You don't need thumbs to scare me", that's where I lost it :D
@@CapSuperM 🤣🤣🤣🤣 me too
Kevin paints a picture with his words and storys. You can almost imagine them as he is telling his jokes.
Lol very true. I pictured perfectly the entire monologue
True story
It's true. A good story teller
Stories
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‘You don’t need thumbs to scare me ‘ hilarious
What's more funny is they do have thumbs
The band members laughing is my favorite part about this lmao
they always laugh?
@@safiiyaaNo, they actually don’t. I’m always looking at the white guy with the gray hair in the front who plays sax. He rarely laughs, but he loved this.
Me too! You know the monologue is good when you can get them to laugh. They love the comedians.
The best thing about Kevin Hart is his storytelling. Whether you think he was funny in this or not, and I personally thought this was hilarious for SNL, his stories are very detailed and you can tell that he takes his time making sure it's detailed enough to keep you hooked.
Agreed, He includes a lot of detail and you can actually see what he is talking about.
it's not supposed to be detailed, its supposed to funny. Personally i think he is a funny guy but his comedy is not.
beastwork
Co-sign but the good news is more people are waking up to the fact that he's the black Dane Cook and his 15 minutes are almost up. All it will take is ONE Dave Chapelle comeback special to remind people what good storytelling really is when it's funny.
Myspacegigolo ouch...i hadn't thought of it that way but you're exactly right lol. he's definitely a hack though
Andefferen
I love how Kevin Hart tells stories perfectly.
Brian Griffin he just tells the same jokes again and again
thats how a comedy tour works dumbass
SQ he tests out his jokes. If the audience doesn't like the jokes then he won't tell them again. If they enjoy them then he will tell them again.
Love how he delivers. Always sound like he tryna get outa something. Lmbo!!
I loved the bit about the raccoon. Too damn funny!
He came out and owned that stage. Most SNL hosts just look awkward standing there.
Well, he did make a living working on stage so he would be a natural.
A sneak preview from his "what now" movie
kman1357 this was first
Loved it
Destiny Mokake it was really good. And hilarious 😂😂😂😂
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He was too fast in it
Finally a comedian that actually makes you laugh....hysterical!!!!
Kevin Hart has such a "Feel Good" vibe to him. It comes so naturally
Kevin is such a great stand up comedian. His timing is so natural.
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Haaa
😂😂😂
Idiot
Ahahaha
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He has so much energy :D His monologue was really cute :D I like the part of the son LOL
I agree, Adorbs :)
This was great. I especially liked watching the band members laugh at him.
Best monologue, hands down. Ever. I can rewatch this and keep laughing like crazy.
Dave chappelle CLEARS
you should watch louis ck's
I have watched this clip soooo many times and I still end up laughing hysterically every time! The one-shoulder shrug for reals a showstopper! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"This is your journey!" 😂
i'd like to see kevin hart in a dramatic role
Saad S watch Everything Must Go it has will Ferrell and Kevin hart in dramatic roles
Roy Ambalada
Kevin Hart is in that movie??
+Roy Ambalada lmao i got the joke
His movie the upside is a good one
Did you see The Upside? Kevin was wonderful in that role!!
One of the best SNL monologues!
I'd hate to see the worst.
Kevin is a good narrator. I can imagine his story 😂🤣
You can see the whole thing in your mind! Absolutely laugh out loud funny. Just the thing I needed 🤣🤣🤣
Exactly. I pictured the raccoon exactly as he described it. He uses his entire body to paint the picture.
what makes laugh is just seeing him, way he talks and thinks and funny faces he does. you guys look into him too deep about his material
Zino Wan Kenobi facts. Being funny is an art.
Zino Wan Kenobi Well I personally don't think he is the one of the funniest comedians, but I still watch him cause he is entertaining. He is very funny tho, if u were to sit down and talk to him, he would make you laugh alot in the midst of a conversation. It's just his material can be kinda repetitive sometimes, but it's still entertaining.
Christian Bebee "he's not one of the funniest comedians but he is funny " ? Are you even making any sense
Zino Wan Kenobi You obviously didn't read what I put. I said his material is kinda repetitive, but if you were to talk to him, he'd have you laughing because he is a funny guy. His material doesn't display how funny he rly is. Now go back and read.
Zino Wan Kenobi it makes perfect sense , what is it that you don't get?
i think i laughed at the chewbacca laugh in the background at 4:12 as hard as i did the entire skit
hahahahahha😂
I noticed it too
well dammit going straight to 4:12 then...
LivingUnlabeled observant ain't you?
NyoomBot I just heard it thanks to you!! And same I'm still laughing as I typed this but never really laughed at his monologue
Great storytelling, perfect timing and rythm!
"Alright, let me get my flops"
He's wearing a blacksmith's leather apron as a shirt.
Nobody cares
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This never gets old. HILARIOUS!
Damn people in the comments are trying really hard to make it seem like Kevin Hart wasn't getting the crowd going and musicians in the back too. This was pretty hilarious.
😂😂😂😂😂😭 omg the 'no shoulder' part.
Im 17... That story about the kid running from the trashcan back to the houser is my life every wednesday (garbage day)
Justice Curry you still do that 4 years later?
Funny!!
Kevin Hart having a MINI DOBERMAN PINSCHER is the funniest dog Breed Kevin could Have🤣 I love that he has a MINI DOBERMAN🤣🤣
I don't know wtf you guys talking about, I was crying of laughter. Shit he got me whenever he said he would tell his son to put his hand on the glass one last time lmao😭😂
Tolly confirms how good Kevin Hart is. The dude is HILARIOUS. Great timing, great standup, his delivery is perfect. He held up throughout the show.
Kevin Hart is great and fyi raccoons do have thumbs and are known for being able to figure out locks.
+Atrophy Queen Actually, raccoons don't have opposable thumbs. They are just very good with their front paws. You are right about the locks though. They definitely can figure out simple locks.
Raccoons make great targets as well....
Atrophy Queen
Theybhave actual posable thumbs i thought they have a finger that works like a thumb which is how they are able to open lids and stuff which is cool that they have thumbs
Had a feeling from in the movie "Brother Bear"
Are you guys kidding? Raccoons can open locks???
Crazy how he is able to make you imagine everything: the backyard, the "racoon", the trashcan, his son, his lady, the glass, the old lady and his little dog! He is able to make a whole hilarious story out of a simple thing as taking the trash out. He is genius!
Peter griffin 4:12 😂😂😂
lmaooo
KINGZz MRpro How did you hear that? 😆
KINGZz MRpro 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂
bruhhhhh 😂😭👼💀
I died throughout this monologue.
It was extremely funny and clean.
Loved it.
His energy with his humour is just
One of my favorite monologues... the shoulder thing makes me cry with laughter
He had me crying!!! Kevin Hart is a fool. He is so damn funny! I have watched them over and over and every time, I am dying!! lol
Hands down, the funniest host SNL has ever had! At least in a whole bunch of years! Lol
"The bottom line is we got a thug raccoon running around" ☠💀☠💀☠💀☠
Omg!! Had me rollin'.. great comedian that leaves you in stitches!!!
I love Kevin Hart. He makes my stomach hurt from laughing so hard. LOL
He told this story in his What Now tour lol hilarious
How do u know? Is it out?
+Guardian760 went to see it when he was on tour
+eric banks haha you are right also in Belgium
This was the best monolog on SNL. Kevin is a superb story teller
and you go "NO" aint no cop gon believe a person with no shoulder xDDD
I laughed throughout this skit. Thank you, Kevin Hart.
Part of the jokes are in the what now movie
Dora Kidman yes true, i thought the same
Dora Kidman beat me to it
He was trying out the jokes before he went on tour
It's not a movie. It's a stand-up special
@@spikeseagull981 Stand-up specials are for TV, stand-up concerts that are theatrically released like What Now? and Eddie Murphy Raw are movies.
How are people not liking this??? It was so good :)
I agree. And you're super cute.
That's very sweet but it's not me it's Lily Collins. She really is super cute
Awww, I'm sure you are too
bicooo1 t
The best opening monologue in 48 years of SNL
this man is so freaking hilarious love him💖
"Touch the glass one last time" 😂😂
Ironically he got more laughs than Chris Rock earlier in the season
Because Kevin is talking about a racoon and shoulders lmao people aren't overly sensitive to those things
Well ya kevin is waay funnier
lol compare Kecin to another black comedian so we can choose teams and downgrade the other....lets compare him to seinfield...😁
@@ashleykutcher76 🧢
With all due respect louis ck and dave chappelles monologue are on a whole another level
one of the best monologue in SNL that had me laughing at each line.
That was hilarious! Kevin Hart, one of my favorite comedians ever.
“Didn’t I tell you to get the trash out, complete lie, I know I never told him”🤣🤣🤣
No one tells elaborate stories like Kevin.
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS SON WAS RUNNING FROM!
Humor is subjective. I thought he was pretty darn funny.
spoiler alert: this exact Monologue is in his stand up movie. 😒
styles joel Comedians do that.
He used the raccoon joke on his What Now movie too lol.
Real laughter
This whole monologue was a preview from his “What Now” special.
This was like word for word the beginning of his last comedy tour. Me and my brother was sittin there like, 'So no one saw him do this on SNL?!?' #Pissed
Ok and?
It's his joke, it's just like a singer singing the same songs at a concert. So I don't what your point is
you cant compare a singer an a comedian very different. a comedians job is to be a great funny story teller, to repeat one joke is fine but this whole thing is in the movie which millions of people payed to see when a big part is here for free.. he bragged that he broke world records with his foot ball field he couldve atleast put effort and come out with new material for his fans its his job he just being lazy..
SNL is a platform for people who might not regularly see your show...to get a taste for who you are. Also, this was a long time ago...like earlier in his career...maybe he was nervous and wanted to go with something he knew would get a laugh. You know, rather than write something entirely new that might flop. ...still made me laugh. 😍
@@Littlekitten_ You obviously have no clue as to how comedy and promotions work. There was plenty more material on his special. They use the same materials in different venues all the time and will sometimes use the same jokes for years. Don't blame them for being lazy. Blame the internet for making their job harder.
One of the funniest monologues I've seen on SNL. I'm not a big Hart fan but this had me laughing out loud.
He is able to tell the biggest lie in the world and still sound like it really happened :DD Love him so much!
This man is a genius comedian! I never knew I could laugh this much until I started watching him ! An absolute brilliant talent 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
It is 1am and everybody is sleeping. So I was laughing so hard I woke everybody up.
When Chappelle calls you perfect, you're a next level comic. This monologue had me rolling.
"Boy, if you don't get your black/white ass down these steps and get the trash." LOL
Everytime that white guy in the back laughed, I laughed. I just kept laughing because he was laughing..
This shit was HILARIOUS glad to hear something new from this man.
There are so many aspects of Kebin Hart's work that are the greatest level of comedic - in my eyes-
from his voice to the way he moves and of course his facial expressions
never tire to see the man perform ..wish he was around more
he killed it with the driveway lights joke
Yes this is from What Now Kevin Hart knows how to market himself he's smart
this was a year ago.......
This was basically his entire set in his movie at x4 the speed.
THE BEST MONOLOGUE ON SNL IN A VERY LONG TIME, DO YOUR THING KEVIN!
"I would have just put my hand on the glass and said son, put ur hand on the glass one last time, i love u"
Lmfao 😂😂😂
had no idea Chewbacca was in the audience 4:12
He might use it twice, but it's a good monologue :D
“The raccoon was strollin” ...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never get tired of see this! Great bits on SNL too! Super funny!
that was hilarious! a bit too fast but funny ^^
I didn't hear this story before I saw What Now so when I saw what now I was laughing my ass off lol. What Now was so good. One of the most fun experiences I've had in a movie theatre in a long time
I have watched this monologue at least 6 times, plus originally on SNL, and find it hysterical!! I wasn't very familiar with Kevin Hart and now I love him!
4:12 peter griffin laugh lmao
I'm not a Kevin Hart fan but this is really funny.
Kevin heart u r the best!!! can wait to see u
He delivers the funny fast, like a machine gun and makes you laugh so hard it hurts. 😁
How many all in all in the end is a lesson in the end and how to say f*** you and keep on pushing LOL
Best monologue I've ever seen on SNL. What makes a great comedian? Being unique and funny. He's got it and he nailed it. I wish him all the luck that he richly deserves. Mark.
It's 11:43pm and my family is sleeping I am trying not to laugh too loud
hahaha that shoulder bit tho
Honestly, I thought he was bombing at first. I was wondering, what the hell is he doing? Then his storytelling took over and it was actually an awesome monologue!! Loved it!