THINGS NEVER SAID ABOUT MOBILE PHONES

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Komentáře • 89

  • @FatherJoel
    @FatherJoel Před 7 lety +27

    "How's that? Dropped everything and caught my phone..." Ha ha. Gold.

  • @Larlle
    @Larlle Před 8 lety +120

    "dave just send me another dickpic, im starting to think he could be the one" hahah im dying

  • @texasunderground8478
    @texasunderground8478 Před 7 lety +46

    i love these guys stuff, especially the magic coffee table lmfao

    • @NicoleRymer
      @NicoleRymer Před 5 lety

      guns are friends yas

    • @luckyseven6402
      @luckyseven6402 Před 4 lety

      If I leave garbage on the table at night it's magically gone in the morning

    • @EBGamez1
      @EBGamez1 Před 4 lety +1

      lucky seven “I don’t think she left me, here’s what I think happened: I heard her get up in the middle of the night, she must’ve fallen onto the magic coffee table and just vanished.”
      “Are you insane?!”
      “No, he’s not insane. I’ve got the same coffee table at home.”

  • @bobvanka
    @bobvanka Před 8 lety +22

    "I like untangling the knots" HAHAHA Troy, you are amazing. Will the impromptu lifeguard be reappearing anytime soon?

  • @themilehighfiveclubtv5922
    @themilehighfiveclubtv5922 Před 7 lety +19

    "Tell you what, Telstra have got their shit together" i nearly feel off my chair! Funny video!

  • @ashchaya7676
    @ashchaya7676 Před 5 lety +8

    Oh that one at the end. Answers with his own name too. 100% not happening ever hahaha.

  • @basingold3651
    @basingold3651 Před 5 lety +12

    I love how this is all filmed in the comic's lounge in Melbourne

  • @STREETMACHINETV
    @STREETMACHINETV Před 5 lety +8

    Gold. Especially the last one. If I dont know you, you better leave a message if you expect a call back

  • @ashleeLA
    @ashleeLA Před 4 lety +2

    "vodaphone rocks" 😂😂😂

  • @fynzyme
    @fynzyme Před 8 lety +17

    'this new update's good' omg lmao

  • @fozzybear8878
    @fozzybear8878 Před 5 lety +3

    Very well done, guys. That is a lot of funny humour in a short period of time. Good writing.

  • @Dantt82
    @Dantt82 Před 8 lety +12

    Absolute classic, so sick of those thick okka accents while on the phone to the telcos!

  • @Doyle69
    @Doyle69 Před 4 měsíci +1

    "I didn't bring my phone...we're at the gym.."
    If only that was true in 2024... the Gym is a now a selfie recording studio.

  • @DRUCO316
    @DRUCO316 Před 8 lety +22

    best one was no I didn't bring my phone were at the gym. Haha because we all know those people that love to update their status I'm at the gym or take pics of themselves in the mirror while working out.

    • @aliteralpandaman
      @aliteralpandaman Před 8 lety +4

      If you go to the gym but don't post about it on social media, did you really exercise?

    • @Arctic70
      @Arctic70 Před 7 lety +2

      DRUCO316 I bring it to listen to my music I don't post about myself at the gym but unfortunately I have friends that do

  • @GullyFoyleTerra
    @GullyFoyleTerra Před 7 lety +6

    Ahem, I actually do check my grammar and punctuation.

  • @cainzey2895
    @cainzey2895 Před 8 lety +3

    I recommend a doing video on "things never said during AFL grand final week", would be hilarious

  • @IAmGeeeWiz
    @IAmGeeeWiz Před 8 lety +1

    you need to blow up man (metaphorically) i found your channel through shooters a few years back, you are far more deserving of subs than people like leafy and keemstar. your content is genuinely entertaining where as the two just mentioned talk utter shit and have unbelievable amounts of blindness followers.

    • @watchthis6548
      @watchthis6548 Před 7 lety

      geee wiz never will because he hasn't got an American accent, a real shame, he was on tv before but got canned.

  • @disklamer
    @disklamer Před 4 lety

    "I downloaded that Nokia ringtone for my iPhone, you know, the guitar, it's such catchy riff."

  • @TheCoachMc
    @TheCoachMc Před 8 lety

    This is GREAT Troy!

  • @RaynosFAA777
    @RaynosFAA777 Před 8 lety +2

    I am always anwser my phone to numbers I don't know.

  • @LordSandwichII
    @LordSandwichII Před 3 lety

    No love for the LinkedIn app! XD

  • @aprimic
    @aprimic Před 8 lety +2

    lol, linkedin one is the only one I can agree with

  • @murder5000
    @murder5000 Před 8 lety +7

    Damn who's the hottie

  • @jmarjanovic2138
    @jmarjanovic2138 Před 7 lety

    "tell you what, telstra's got their shit together"

  • @misschristinextine6483
    @misschristinextine6483 Před 8 lety +1

    Vodafone in Australia is the only provider who offers a 30 day coverage guarantee!

  • @richmarsh5029
    @richmarsh5029 Před 5 lety +1

    Every thing is completely true. Lmfao😉😉😉

  • @christy1234567891011
    @christy1234567891011 Před 7 lety

    0:44 I've heard a lot of people say that and then break their phone a week later xD

  • @CrushingMissy
    @CrushingMissy Před 8 lety

    That vodafone remark though...

  • @reservoirfrogs2177
    @reservoirfrogs2177 Před 4 lety +1

    These are all genius

  • @rustledesign
    @rustledesign Před 8 lety

    Brilliant as usual

  • @zanessandclana4ever
    @zanessandclana4ever Před 8 lety

    that was gold 😂😂

  • @austinfoxx6063
    @austinfoxx6063 Před 8 lety +1

    i don't care about the phone are you okay? what a gentlemen

  • @hwlgv
    @hwlgv Před 5 lety

    There should've been a segment where he says "Gee I wish my phone didn't have a headphone jack".

  • @sawanyo
    @sawanyo Před 8 lety +2

    I can't even Australian..

  • @markissboi3583
    @markissboi3583 Před 5 lety +3

    OH Ill Put my phone away as i walk across roads -|
    dont want bump into people all day its a bit RUDE & ARROGANT 👉😾 or may even walk into a car Or Bus that,s not good 📲❌🔞🚯💯
    OH i still need a 🧚‍♀️ Magic Coffee 🧙‍♀️ table the place is getting messy a bit and a clothes basket dam there good IF u seen that clip> 👉👍🤪

  • @averagejoemike5600
    @averagejoemike5600 Před 4 lety +1

    I've got a pic of it in my phone just go through it while I'm in the bathroom!!!!!!!

  • @zoltantolgyesi3891
    @zoltantolgyesi3891 Před 4 lety

    she's gorgeous

  • @97Mizzo
    @97Mizzo Před 6 lety

    Its okay I'll check it later...classic

  • @OkinInc
    @OkinInc Před 4 lety

    Vodafone rocks! 😂😂😂😂

  • @KOTYAR1
    @KOTYAR1 Před 2 lety

    Шикарно, я очень рад, что нашел этот аккаунт

  • @Manilicious24
    @Manilicious24 Před 5 lety

    Fuck I dropped my phone while watching this and in the attempt to catch it, I hit my knuckle on the damn coffee table and it hurts like hell.

  • @Ashy10951
    @Ashy10951 Před 8 lety

    I answer all calls but I just say nothing and wait

  • @ley5987
    @ley5987 Před 4 lety

    I wanted to laugh but I actually couldn't help feeling how much better the world would be this way.

  • @chrisavilez9515
    @chrisavilez9515 Před 6 lety

    I am literally attached to my phone. if i drop it i will freak out! lol

  • @phantim_othy571
    @phantim_othy571 Před 5 lety

    It’s 2019...and it’s all still relevant, but worse at times

  • @akumabazooka9169
    @akumabazooka9169 Před 5 lety +1

    Not said out loud but I do usually 99.99% of the time check my grammar before I send. I know it's not perfect but still

  • @aaronzimmer7917
    @aaronzimmer7917 Před 5 lety

    You’re a genius, you predicted airpods 3 years ago!

  • @sleigher98
    @sleigher98 Před 8 lety +10

    There are a lot of these that I actually say. Am I weird?

    • @zeziless
      @zeziless Před 8 lety +9

      i was wondering the same thing..... no its the children who are wrong

    • @bravonana10
      @bravonana10 Před 6 lety +1

      zeziless How can the majority be ‘wrong’? Lmfao, shut the fuck up.

  • @FistyCarrera
    @FistyCarrera Před 6 lety

    i love this!

  • @TammyHewitt21
    @TammyHewitt21 Před 5 lety +9

    So so hilarious as always, but just a bit too fast for me... if u could talk slower or stretch each joke out just a little longer I'd prefer that 👍

  • @kiliankaronama
    @kiliankaronama Před rokem

    Gold 😁👏🎇🎆💥

  • @patrykzagrajek8036
    @patrykzagrajek8036 Před 7 lety

    I am with Vodafone for 3 months now. so far so good. but only 21 months left xd

  • @jnthepassenger347
    @jnthepassenger347 Před 6 lety

    I have said that Vodafone rocks before... Telstra sucks ass for customer service, plus they are way too expensive and Optus is too expensive.

  • @spencerpoore5805
    @spencerpoore5805 Před 8 lety

    What is Optus? Is that like the AT&T or Verizon of Australia?

  • @NicoleRymer
    @NicoleRymer Před 5 lety

    Yas to all of it!

  • @jade9288
    @jade9288 Před 5 lety +1

    Wait ive actually said 1:27 before lol

  • @JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81
    @JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81 Před rokem

    That blone is super hot! And that accent!

  • @iSuperdupaloveweed
    @iSuperdupaloveweed Před 7 lety

    "Dave just sent me another dick pic. in starting to think he could be the one." XD

  • @bram9333
    @bram9333 Před 7 lety

    i actually only have facebook on my laptop

  • @madkent99
    @madkent99 Před 8 lety

    fucking mint!

  • @jezza1179
    @jezza1179 Před 8 lety

    your so funny man

  • @drc4320
    @drc4320 Před 4 lety

    Watch this at 75% speed!! Much funnier!!

  • @harrisonayres4155
    @harrisonayres4155 Před 2 lety

    Are they acting or for real lol ?

  • @DarkTemptationn
    @DarkTemptationn Před 8 lety

    Hahahahahahaha

  • @milankengur7216
    @milankengur7216 Před 5 lety

    I don’t care about the phone are you OK

  • @darrenmash
    @darrenmash Před 8 lety

    lol cause i did

  • @JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81
    @JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81 Před 4 lety

    Blondie is super hot!

  • @christopherblackwell264

    What the fuck??

  • @circleshafer2453
    @circleshafer2453 Před 8 lety

    O