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  • $2 Cruise Ship
    I took the cheapest cruise ship in the world for $2 from Oslo, Norway to Copenhagen, Denmark and then back! Its my first time on cruise ship and the fact is was only $2, I couldn't turn not down! It was well worth it! I also want to point out this was NOT a sponsored video!
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  • @matthewslocombe3923
    @matthewslocombe3923 Před 4 lety +7979

    when you said 1 pound 70 , the look on Andreas's face 😂

  • @magnehaheim6783
    @magnehaheim6783 Před 4 lety +7043

    Dude! I’m the bingo guy onboard the ship! A friend of me sent me this link, saying I’d played Bingo for like 200k viewers 😂 I remember your camera at the ship! I’m a camera man my self, so I wanted to talk with you. But I understand you ran away after that devastating bingo 😂😂 Hope you enjoyed your trip, and Copenhagen as well!

  • @matthewmcdine2768
    @matthewmcdine2768 Před 4 lety +3415

    The cruise gets taken over by pirates and they start killing passengers, simon: ive gotta say though what cool guys

  • @Mateolouden
    @Mateolouden Před 4 lety +1648

    It's probably so cheap because they had some empty cabins. And even if they only get £2 thay know you would probably spend more money onboard

    • @poppabakes
      @poppabakes Před 3 lety +112

      Great deductive reasoning skills

    • @FlatDerrick
      @FlatDerrick Před 3 lety +84

      It's so cheap because they are running a ferry for commercial vehicles and opening it up to the general public to make money from tax free sales. Tax on alcohol especially in Norway is very high, so they can make money large profits from what look like relatively cheap prices. There's a few similar deals in the UK to Belgium/Netherlands/Germany but they are more like 20/30 quid as the tax difference isn't quite so high.

    • @Lestarchick2
      @Lestarchick2 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah, I figured that they would make it up on alcohol and food too.

    • @Copilotdave
      @Copilotdave Před 3 lety

      I guess it’s like vegas hotels

    • @scotttowers1759
      @scotttowers1759 Před 3 lety +5

      I once went on a mini cruise from Newcastle to Amsterdam and back for 99p. A head in a cabin is always better then an empty one.

  • @maitrikp5364
    @maitrikp5364 Před 3 lety +770

    Simon: «I don’t understand why this only costs 1 pound»
    1 day later
    Bank account: -150 pounds on coffee, bingo, popcorn, soda and massage

    • @gostigoo6706
      @gostigoo6706 Před 3 lety +55

      Cheaper than the base price of any cruise in the US

    • @Knowledge_wisdomwins
      @Knowledge_wisdomwins Před 3 lety +18

      Maitrik...duh. Lol People spend money on the ship regardless what room they are in. That wasn't the point of this video....but thanks for pointing out the obvious.

    • @dearbrothers7580
      @dearbrothers7580 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Knowledge_wisdomwins he’s trying to say how they will intrigue you will cheap prices to get on, then they will rip you off for food etc

    • @sebbyjuniorplayz6503
      @sebbyjuniorplayz6503 Před 3 lety +1

      Coffe is free in a cruise

    • @hestoncjr.3560
      @hestoncjr.3560 Před 3 lety +2

      That's still not bad, a cruise in America costs about 8 times that price even for a room like that.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 4 lety +1305

    We offer cruises to China so if you want you can book a cruise on a North Korean cargo ship

    • @flaw_1830
      @flaw_1830 Před 4 lety +102

      Is breakfast included?

    • @dantopps7332
      @dantopps7332 Před 4 lety +40

      Haha I see you everywhere

    • @noodleramen2217
      @noodleramen2217 Před 4 lety +9

      So are you finally going to reveal your beautiful letter to us?

    • @connordennis1881
      @connordennis1881 Před 4 lety +5

      Kim Jong-un how much is this cruise

    • @deeeza
      @deeeza Před 4 lety +6

      *Cheers* *Mate* *Thanks*

  • @fsxfreak96
    @fsxfreak96 Před 4 lety +3476

    "It's a bit chilly in Norway" - walks around with a t-shirt in mid November in Europes most northern country

    • @dannyosom3293
      @dannyosom3293 Před 4 lety +24

      hah exactly what i wanted to comment xD

    • @LauraBidingCitizen
      @LauraBidingCitizen Před 4 lety +36

      This definitely wasn’t filmed in November lol. Probably somewhere in September. It would have been *thrashing* it down in November!

    • @overthewebb
      @overthewebb Před 4 lety +9

      Was thinking the same thing. I love his vids, but man, sometimes he's utterly clueless.

    • @SimonWilson12
      @SimonWilson12  Před 4 lety +189

      It was filmed in November 🙋🏼‍♂️ utterly clueless 😂 I was hot running for the cruise so took my hoody off and it got cold!

    • @SallyMnc
      @SallyMnc Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂

  • @riannasavage1033
    @riannasavage1033 Před 4 lety +64

    5:41 the man starts taking photos 😂😂

  • @Ace-um7oo
    @Ace-um7oo Před 3 lety +457

    The fact that a coffee in that ship cost more than the ticket itself 😆🤣

    • @Lilduracell
      @Lilduracell Před 3 lety

      the coffee was 3 kronos or whatever ticket was twenty

    • @larsiparsii
      @larsiparsii Před 3 lety +28

      @@Lilduracell The coffee was 32 kroner, and the ticket was 10 kroner.

    • @Lilduracell
      @Lilduracell Před 3 lety +1

      @@larsiparsii oh my bad

    • @larsiparsii
      @larsiparsii Před 3 lety +1

      @@Lilduracell No problem 😉

    • @evanwinnig
      @evanwinnig Před rokem

      This conversation was too civil!

  • @coshiro1
    @coshiro1 Před 4 lety +2159

    when your americano is more expensive than the whole cruise ride itself

    • @irritatedspork5724
      @irritatedspork5724 Před 4 lety +58

      when you tic tacts cost more than this cruise

    • @AgarRolo
      @AgarRolo Před 4 lety +24

      When your coke is more expensive than the whole cruise

    • @ItzChickenYall
      @ItzChickenYall Před 4 lety +28

      When you don’t even own $2 cuz your broke

    • @Fiddlejuice
      @Fiddlejuice Před 4 lety +6

      When a tube of pringles cost more than your cruise

    • @justinhumphreys4000
      @justinhumphreys4000 Před 4 lety

      Christian Oshiro same thing with Ryanair at times if you book right

  • @mogomojo
    @mogomojo Před 4 lety +2019

    Bro if you were homeless in Norway this would be the move.

    • @kole1012
      @kole1012 Před 4 lety +149

      MOGOMOJO 12 it’s almost impossible to be homeless in norway so that doesn’t really work.

    • @JEJS
      @JEJS Před 4 lety +51

      @@kole1012 IF

    • @MingLiEpic
      @MingLiEpic Před 4 lety +34

      Gabriela but if your homeless in Norway That means your REALLY poor and i don’t think it’s so easy for them to get a phone.

    • @ian-hm6cx
      @ian-hm6cx Před 4 lety +7

      Ming Li public libraries have computees

    • @Xighor
      @Xighor Před 4 lety +5

      @@kole1012 no it's not the rich just eat them

  • @LeonardoVibes
    @LeonardoVibes Před 3 lety +45

    9:54 It would've been extremely funny, if Andreas (who paid £290) was in the room!

  • @maxchappelow6870
    @maxchappelow6870 Před 4 lety +66

    Dude throws Simon overboard
    Simon: honestly what a lovely guy
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @canaDavid1
    @canaDavid1 Před 3 lety +273

    Him: considering if the room was shared
    Litterally every norwegian ever: *visible disgust*

    • @charliee5912
      @charliee5912 Před 3 lety +5

      HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA I SWEAR

    • @sdHansy
      @sdHansy Před 3 lety

      Stop this bullshit

    • @weebpatrol448
      @weebpatrol448 Před 3 lety +3

      me not understand plz explain

    • @Konqen
      @Konqen Před 3 lety +18

      @@weebpatrol448 Norwegian, danish and swedish (and i would guess finnish) people do not share rooms or even bus seats with strangers. I have no idea why but i really hate when someone sits next to me on a train/bus if there is available seats elsewhere. Not like we hate strangers its just the culture in public transportation in the nordics.

    • @democratdayruiner4513
      @democratdayruiner4513 Před 2 lety

      I tell whores to eat my krumkake.

  • @maximillianford9301
    @maximillianford9301 Před 4 lety +273

    Imagine if you were homeless in Norway and didn't have much money. You could just go on this cruise and get a comfortable bed and shower every night.

    • @user-rn7ng8fc2v
      @user-rn7ng8fc2v Před 3 lety

      I know right

    • @martinostlund1879
      @martinostlund1879 Před 3 lety +3

      That is not uncommon.

    • @keiko3781
      @keiko3781 Před 3 lety +8

      And all the food and drinks cost 50€ per one

    • @jayus2033
      @jayus2033 Před 3 lety +7

      But you have a chance of people snatching your kidneys and selling it to the black market, trust me I’m a victim

    • @user-rn7ng8fc2v
      @user-rn7ng8fc2v Před 3 lety +1

      @@jayus2033 so they stole your kidneys?

  • @TheArg35
    @TheArg35 Před 4 lety +1481

    Your coffee cost more than the whole cruise 😂😂😂😂

    • @SimonWilson12
      @SimonWilson12  Před 4 lety +94

      Irresistible Vapes it actually did! You could of had two cruises!!

    • @TheArg35
      @TheArg35 Před 4 lety +33

      Or next time buy two tickets ,so you won’t risk of a roommate 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrMKE100
      @MrMKE100 Před 4 lety +7

      ​@@TheArg35 Its like a hotel room. That scenario would never happen.

    • @patrickmarchand7124
      @patrickmarchand7124 Před 4 lety +6

      @@MrMKE100 Actually, it could. You need to read the fine prints. It is common for Cruise Ship company to offer "matching" option for passenger travelling solo who do not wish to pay the single supplement.

    • @MrMKE100
      @MrMKE100 Před 4 lety

      @@patrickmarchand7124 Ok, then we don´t have common ways of doing stuff in Norway. It´s like this on trains as well. We just don´t share like that.

  • @marz_elym
    @marz_elym Před 4 lety +509

    Parka - A large wind proof jacket with a hood, designed to be worn in cold weather.

  • @samgarcia5284
    @samgarcia5284 Před 3 lety +5

    Simon, you're a great humble guy. I hope your channel continues to grow and grow.

  • @joecity856
    @joecity856 Před 3 lety +117

    “Deck 9 how many decks does this ship have”
    ** literal map of the ship behind him

  • @SlKL0VER
    @SlKL0VER Před 4 lety +1952

    Him: playing bingo
    Random man behind him: *takes picture*

  • @liesl7617
    @liesl7617 Před 4 lety +607

    Makes a lot of sense to have such a cheap ticket - most people would spend a fortune on board. Better than cabins sitting empty.

    • @ellwill5709
      @ellwill5709 Před 4 lety +7

      Yeah, DFDS are pretty atrocious for pricing when it comes to onboard facilities...

    • @dancer1
      @dancer1 Před 4 lety

      Bru

  • @williamharrington757
    @williamharrington757 Před 4 lety +60

    At 5:42, that guy in the left hand corner starts taking pictures of Simon xD.

  • @rejectful352
    @rejectful352 Před 4 lety +12

    I get pretty bad social anxiety but this guy has 20x the amount of social confidence then me

  • @gecko1322
    @gecko1322 Před 4 lety +802

    The announcement at 2:40 means:
    "Because the ship is not fully booked tonight, you can upgrade to Commodore cabins" ...he should have known hahaha!

  • @andrew9644
    @andrew9644 Před 4 lety +640

    When a coffee costs more than your cruise

  • @lukasott8508
    @lukasott8508 Před 3 lety +36

    He is like, oh of course the coffee was not included and im still like wtf, the bus from my village to the next small town is 2,30$ and in this you mostly havent got even a seat

  • @cvwxk
    @cvwxk Před 4 lety +42

    who’s gonna talk about the guy to his left taking a photo of him at 5:40

  • @jack_tle
    @jack_tle Před 4 lety +543

    "How many deck's this got!?" He says as there's a ship map behind him

    • @YVRCasting
      @YVRCasting Před 4 lety +4

      Clueless

    • @robertk2194
      @robertk2194 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeh, he was also wondering whats on the ship WHILE PASSING A MAP. But then at 9:20 he finally looks at a map

    • @charlielouise2428
      @charlielouise2428 Před 3 lety +2

      He meant it as 'this ship's got so many decks' it wasn't a literal question

  • @Pcr06
    @Pcr06 Před 4 lety +493

    Goes to Scandinavia in the winter time
    Wears only a t-shirt

    • @SimonWilson12
      @SimonWilson12  Před 4 lety +19

      mt573234 you know me 😎

    • @babywolf1
      @babywolf1 Před 4 lety +15

      he's welsh we are used to the cold.

    • @Septiccatgaming
      @Septiccatgaming Před 4 lety +1

      babywolf1 No you don’t know cold until you’ve lived in South Dakota. My science teacher has seen snow in every month except august.

    • @sizz1337
      @sizz1337 Před 4 lety +3

      IloveCzechia ok sorry sir

    • @Albert-wk8ts
      @Albert-wk8ts Před 4 lety

      I once went to Iceland, to visit family, and forgot my jacket at home! :D

  • @droneguy9983
    @droneguy9983 Před 4 lety +2

    I legit love watching this guy

  • @jetjaguar91
    @jetjaguar91 Před 3 lety +2

    I have watched this video so many times and it never gets old.

  • @nicogow6715
    @nicogow6715 Před 4 lety +273

    I met Simon in real life in Brighton all I can say is.... he’s exactly the same in real life as he was on camera legend

    • @SimonWilson12
      @SimonWilson12  Před 4 lety +26

      Nico Gow means a lot 🙏🏼

    • @nicogow6715
      @nicogow6715 Před 4 lety +15

      Simon Wilson your a legend mate keep up the amazing work ps. You need to do Iceland with no money that would be a interesting one

    • @drewskih4005
      @drewskih4005 Před 4 lety

      Simon you went to brighton and you didn't watch the mighty whitehawk play football!?!? Shocking son...also popcorn and coca cola!?!?! You mad get a bloody bev in son absolute amateur! Leave the popcorn and coke calories for the cinema :)

    • @Staplegunner
      @Staplegunner Před 4 lety +1

      What a cooooool guuuy

    • @TheThemeParkEvangelist
      @TheThemeParkEvangelist Před 4 měsíci

      Simon Wilson is a CZcamsr I am super excited about meeting in person one day!

  • @daniel.a2670
    @daniel.a2670 Před 4 lety +198

    Simon: 1 pound 70
    Andreas: 🗿🗿🗿

  • @hollycarter6637
    @hollycarter6637 Před 3 lety

    Love your videos! Youre an inspiration x

  • @SummerzFN
    @SummerzFN Před 3 lety +7

    5:39
    buddy’s just taking random pictures of him 😂😂

  • @ge394
    @ge394 Před 4 lety +190

    fun fact: with the amount in my bank account i can take 18 trips on that cruise ship

    • @alexj7731
      @alexj7731 Před 4 lety +3

      Facts

    • @ge394
      @ge394 Před 4 lety +31

      @Blake i don't remember asking u tho

    • @tyz9519
      @tyz9519 Před 4 lety +10

      @Blake wow your so cool

    • @idavxda9579
      @idavxda9579 Před 4 lety +5

      So you have like 36 dollars....cool

    • @ashleyburbank3129
      @ashleyburbank3129 Před 4 lety +6

      pack your own snacks and that would be fun bro

  • @izacsir2
    @izacsir2 Před 4 lety +296

    *simon gets robbed*
    “cheers mate thank you”

  • @jsil82gocubsgo43
    @jsil82gocubsgo43 Před 2 lety

    I’m a huge fan of yours. This is by far my favorite video of yours!

  • @christiansantamaria7233
    @christiansantamaria7233 Před 3 lety +9

    5:40 that guy took a pic of this guy thinking maybe he’s famous so I’ma send this to my kids and see if they know him😂

  • @AJ-qn9sc
    @AJ-qn9sc Před 4 lety +177

    5:39 a person was taking photos of you

  • @benn3t_14
    @benn3t_14 Před 4 lety +246

    The paper for the ticket probably costs more that the whole cruise

    • @godwell2513
      @godwell2513 Před 4 lety +14

      Badkid_Notcool where do you get your paper

    • @unknownz1238
      @unknownz1238 Před 4 lety +1

      GodWell 251 where do you get paper that’s less than 2.00$

    • @Itwassouglythateveryonedied
      @Itwassouglythateveryonedied Před 4 lety +1

      @@unknownz1238 I hope you understand a single sheet of paper on average cost half a cent to produce

    • @willwaters8553
      @willwaters8553 Před 4 lety

      It was a PVC Card

  • @Zerio
    @Zerio Před 3 lety +7

    5:35 You know your famous when the big ol norwegian grandpa takes out the camera and starts taking pictures.

  • @bebejohnston
    @bebejohnston Před 3 lety +1

    Who watched simons videos again during lockdown so glad to see him back x

  • @nicklock8929
    @nicklock8929 Před 4 lety +108

    Adreas was thinking he's sausage drought was over then. 5 hand shakes and a Jacuzzi invite and simon left him in there. Cockteeeeese

    • @RayRayTay90
      @RayRayTay90 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 I was thinking the same thing! Poor Adreas!

  • @rammai6774
    @rammai6774 Před 4 lety +43

    Can we get a link in the description to the website of the $2 ticket?

  • @cinemawiz8742
    @cinemawiz8742 Před 4 lety

    My friend, you are living an amazing life. Here’s to many more adventures. 🥂

  • @m.hoffman2889
    @m.hoffman2889 Před 4 lety +5

    5:39 dude on the left will never become a spy when using flash to take incognito pics

  • @yungdiddy475
    @yungdiddy475 Před 4 lety +71

    The weather in Oslo was -5°C and my guy was in a t-shirt

    • @ouchwittz6861
      @ouchwittz6861 Před 4 lety

      Then says it's cold and windy lool

    • @yungdiddy475
      @yungdiddy475 Před 4 lety

      ouch wittz , Your a grown man and you don’t know what 5°C is🤣🤣

    • @yungdiddy475
      @yungdiddy475 Před 4 lety

      ouch wittz it’s not rocket science it’s just a specific temperature for the people

    • @yungdiddy475
      @yungdiddy475 Před 4 lety

      ouch wittz it’s not rocket science it’s just a specific temperature for the people

    • @ouchwittz6861
      @ouchwittz6861 Před 4 lety +2

      @@yungdiddy475 I am lost at what your point matey. -5 is fucking freezing lol. You point out its -5 and he's wearing a t-shirt. I replied saying that he then mentions it's cold and windy. What about that suggests I don't know what -5 means?

  • @youmelon1008
    @youmelon1008 Před 4 lety +236

    “What a cool guy” never heard that before..😂

  • @TomBailey2
    @TomBailey2 Před 3 lety

    Looks exactly the same as the P&O from Hull to Rotterdam, overnight trip! Loving these vlogs dude, would love a trip out one day, love from Leicester 🤙

  • @PaschyRL
    @PaschyRL Před 4 lety +271

    No one:
    Crackhead: *iM a DaNcEr*

  • @BondisBourne78
    @BondisBourne78 Před 4 lety +88

    I refuse to believe anything in Norway costs $2

    • @lurkster1974
      @lurkster1974 Před 3 lety +25

      Even $2 costs $6

    • @rlm2933
      @rlm2933 Před 3 lety +4

      if a cruise costs $2 then buying a candy bar is free

  • @KenWiggerAnotherAncientGamer

    Almost unbelievable price for a cruise! I really enjoyed this video!!!

  • @mariussundsvalen2034
    @mariussundsvalen2034 Před 3 lety +5

    12:39 When you're traveling in scandinavia (Norway, Sweden, Denmark) you don't need to show pass port at the borders

  • @girlyman5268
    @girlyman5268 Před 4 lety +275

    Did anyone else realise there was some taking a picture of him at 5:40

  • @kennethduong8703
    @kennethduong8703 Před 4 lety +91

    The beds wasnt locked, there was security slide on the side

  • @misshoneynevercame4832
    @misshoneynevercame4832 Před 4 lety +10

    No window
    Titanic chills in motion....

  • @MariaJBlogs
    @MariaJBlogs Před 4 lety +24

    It's weird seeing Simon paying for something 😂

  • @Braven4Pf
    @Braven4Pf Před 4 lety +148

    Simon: There's the Opera house
    Australians: WHAT THE OPERA HOUSE IN OSLO

  • @caspersneep6183
    @caspersneep6183 Před 4 lety +223

    “I’ve never seem so many bikes in my life”
    Come on Simon you’ve been to the Netherlands before ;)

    • @laurensholthof
      @laurensholthof Před 4 lety

      Hoi hoi, buurman

    • @nickheyer
      @nickheyer Před 3 lety +3

      @Michael Ardenté His point was that there is significantly more bikes in the netherlands. Driving is almost a social faux pas in Amsterdam.

  • @the_Carthaginian
    @the_Carthaginian Před 2 lety

    I do appreciate and love your content mate!!
    Do not ever stop!!
    By the way, the yellow color suits you!! Cheers!

  • @kearonluka9642
    @kearonluka9642 Před 4 lety

    Hey Simon! Loving the videos brother 😊 I've been a subscriber and follower on CZcams & Instagram since you had less than 50K subscribers, keep up the good work dude 😊.
    I just have 2 questions because my memory is pretty foggy lol.
    1) Are you from Wales by anychance?
    2) What websites & or methods would you reccomend for finding the cheapest flights and cruises?
    Hope to hear from you soon dude, cheers 😊.

  • @alanjenko555
    @alanjenko555 Před 4 lety +81

    wouldnt you be absolutely sick, hearing that someone else on the ship payed so little when you paid 200

    • @KillJoy_Since2017
      @KillJoy_Since2017 Před 4 lety +3

      Alan Jenko
      Yeah

    • @sanchez5963
      @sanchez5963 Před 4 lety +4

      No, not really. Things like this happen every day and we all know that life isn't fair plus it's not like what you got is that same as what he got, he mentioned he ate in a steakhouse and he even said it was really really nice. Stop thinking like that and enjoy what you got, don't take life too seriously. I always say "Life is a joke but you are meant to smile not laugh" meaning don't take things too seriously but also don't live life carelessly. Smiling also somewhat means that you are meant to ignore what you don't like and focus on what you do like

    • @willrom7961
      @willrom7961 Před 4 lety

      Faisal you read to into this lol

    • @sanchez5963
      @sanchez5963 Před 4 lety

      WILLROM7 probably

  • @iCarveMillionaires
    @iCarveMillionaires Před 4 lety +44

    *Cruise Staff tosses Simon off the ship*
    Simon: WOW, what a nice throw

  • @alexiaax9291
    @alexiaax9291 Před 2 lety +1

    The random guy behind Simon taking a picture of him vloging at 5:39 😭😭🤣

  • @pufdadie
    @pufdadie Před 3 lety

    good vid Simon!

  • @bethanyhartigan3612
    @bethanyhartigan3612 Před 4 lety +84

    no one:
    no one at all:
    Simon: looks like we have just take off *whilst on a cruise ship.*

  • @ia_legend8392
    @ia_legend8392 Před 4 lety +75

    “Don’t do the splits no no”
    “It’s okay I’m a dancer 🕺🏻”😂😂😂😂

  • @keepmichaellong
    @keepmichaellong Před 4 lety

    I was telling my wife about this video. She couldn't believe how cheap you pulled this off. This was an awesome video!!! Loved it.

  • @123Mazai
    @123Mazai Před 4 lety +1

    I can recommend you also take the Stockholm to Helsinki cruise. You can get the same deal ;) Plus the cruises to Finland from Sweden are usually booze cruises, so it’ll be a very entertaining cruise and CZcams video!

  • @peytonowens6378
    @peytonowens6378 Před 4 lety +194

    The teacher shouting at me:
    My mind: Honey honey honey dududud du du

    • @flaw_1830
      @flaw_1830 Před 4 lety +7

      Can't deny its catchyness

    • @J54Ko
      @J54Ko Před 4 lety +1

      You just got that in earlier for a few likes , lol

    • @marcstancu6787
      @marcstancu6787 Před 4 lety +2

      Whats the song name? 😂

    • @rojhatek
      @rojhatek Před 4 lety +6

      I can’t be the only one who thought it was money

    • @Kiieerrann_xx
      @Kiieerrann_xx Před 4 lety +3

      @@marcstancu6787 Honey by David Cutter Music

  • @elliotfeltzing2945
    @elliotfeltzing2945 Před 4 lety +25

    The Guy at 13:20 sounds exactly like Borat lmao

  • @sharonbryce6366
    @sharonbryce6366 Před 2 lety

    Keep up the work Simon you should definitely come to Scotland for a celtic game drive down in the skoda

  • @justthatnoodle
    @justthatnoodle Před 3 lety +4

    this really makes me want to go on a cruise ship

  • @janinearmstrong7185
    @janinearmstrong7185 Před 4 lety +11

    I love Simon!! Isn’t he just the best. ❤️

  • @hansbrouwer8340
    @hansbrouwer8340 Před 4 lety +24

    Simon: Food not included.
    Simon: pays for massage

  • @blazengodz4207
    @blazengodz4207 Před 3 lety

    I was wondering why i havent been seeing your videos in a year i was subscribed but some reason youtube has unsubbed me from a few youtubers glad i stumbled across your name again your videos always gives me a wee buzz love the travelling sort of videos and the wee challenges ya do abs amazing keep up the good work but in the mean time ive alot of catching up to do 😊😂

  • @lustuart6344
    @lustuart6344 Před 4 lety +105

    Simon: brings a camera into a massage room
    massage girl: :/

  • @abdulrahmanmalik4403
    @abdulrahmanmalik4403 Před 4 lety +18

    Finds a deal that says the shittiest room in the cruise...Enters the Room: "HAPPY DAYS!" Love this positivity 😂

  • @J.C2904
    @J.C2904 Před 4 lety +31

    me: ordering food
    also me: thinking about all the cruises and flights I can get for £2...

  • @elizabethryan5169
    @elizabethryan5169 Před 4 lety

    I'm loving the guy in the back taking photos of you filming the bingo game 😂

  • @excitex1426
    @excitex1426 Před 3 lety +4

    I went on a ferry on DFDS and it’s really nice although we were passengers from Newcastle- Amsterdam
    The bingo places are the same

  • @theemeraldfalcon9184
    @theemeraldfalcon9184 Před 4 lety +5

    Something i've noticed about Norway in my time being there, their english is spot-on, it is ridiculously good with most of them for a second language

  • @cdgamer8087
    @cdgamer8087 Před 4 lety +21

    The dude took a picture with flash during the bingo
    Simon : What a man!

  • @sistermcandbro850
    @sistermcandbro850 Před 3 lety +3

    This is a cruise ferry, this ship looks like a small cruise ship and lower deck space is used for cargo.

  • @heidistenius1189
    @heidistenius1189 Před 2 lety

    Loved that 'private dancer' at the end🤸‍♂️😂✌

  • @danwiltsable
    @danwiltsable Před 4 lety +20

    So the coffee was more exspensive than the whole cruise 😂😂😂😊

  • @SamanthaMarieTV
    @SamanthaMarieTV Před 4 lety +9

    Its nice to have an anxiety free watch for me where Simon actually spends some money! Haha

  • @jakupwhite1516
    @jakupwhite1516 Před 2 lety

    The way you dodged that hug with the awkward handshake was ninja level stuff!

  • @ConeArmy
    @ConeArmy Před 4 lety +4

    I love this cruice when i lived in drammen in one year was on this like 40 times

  • @JustArry
    @JustArry Před 4 lety +11

    5:38 anyone else notice that guy in the back taking pictures of Simon 😂

  • @MikeHaywood
    @MikeHaywood Před 4 lety +58

    10:00 I would have laughed if you walked back into the room and there was a scared looking dude

    • @erikderfreak
      @erikderfreak Před 4 lety +1

      True. But on what cruise do you ever will get a random roommate?

  • @Ozistrings
    @Ozistrings Před 11 měsíci

    I played as the acoustic guitarist entertainer for 5 weeks on that very DFDS ferry! 4 x 45 minute sets a night! Had huuuge blisters on my fingers. Crazy to see you walking around on that ship! Brings back memories!

  • @djlawlz4041
    @djlawlz4041 Před 4 lety

    I think I might add this to my bucket list.

  • @AnimeBallsDeep
    @AnimeBallsDeep Před 4 lety +8

    oh ive been on this ship, its great experience

  • @erikhenksen9292
    @erikhenksen9292 Před 4 lety +62

    Its a bit chilly? Everybody is in winter clothes and you’re only wearing a T-shirt, are u really surprised?

  • @glengamble526
    @glengamble526 Před 2 lety +1

    Im a former cruise ship musician and the guesses folks have taken here are correct: they sell empty cabins for whatever they can get, because they know once you are in board you WILL spend money on miscellaneous items and features. And most of the ‘cafeteria style’ food is made in bulk so they don’t lose money in that.
    In fact, cruise ship employees are offered the ‘family and friends’ discount of around $10 a day for bringing guests on board. The only time this isn’t applicable is on especially popular/busy cruises. But typically speaking, you can bring a loved one on board for $10 a day and the staff member can get written permission to stay in the guest suite with their loved one. Otherwise, crew/staff aren’t allowed in passenger cabins.

    • @darsedsun5034
      @darsedsun5034 Před 2 lety

      Hi I would like to be a crew in cruise, how can I become one and also how's the pay sir?

  • @samferber
    @samferber Před 4 lety +5

    5:10 Bartender: "How many boards would you like?"
    Simon: "How many is normal?"

  • @CatsnCoasters
    @CatsnCoasters Před 4 lety +45

    The "dancer" at the end! Every city has one.

  • @christineoneil3115
    @christineoneil3115 Před 4 lety +48

    Who missed that opening song of simons vlogs more than me. NOONE.