[Eng Sub] Mashiro's (Tragic) Love Story (Nijisanji)

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  • čas přidán 23. 11. 2020
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    Corrections:
    6:33 - she'd say "can I take your plates?"
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Komentáře • 146

  • @Kanegane
    @Kanegane Před 3 lety +342

    "YOU GUYS SHOULD FALL IN LOVE AS WELL!!!"
    a week later
    *Love is Cruel.*

  • @nggakdigoreng2428
    @nggakdigoreng2428 Před 3 lety +566

    The background makes it feels like Mashiro is looking at the window while talking to imaginary listeners
    I think it suits his character well

    • @Nazgul094
      @Nazgul094 Před 3 lety +61

      Yeah his character's theme is all about mystery and the supernatural.

    • @user-wu8qc9bb3e
      @user-wu8qc9bb3e Před 3 lety +2

      Because the background was made to make it feel like that? 😂 😆 Lol.

    • @nggakdigoreng2428
      @nggakdigoreng2428 Před 3 lety +4

      My bad, "I like how he did his background" would be the better wording

    • @bombom1157
      @bombom1157 Před rokem

      @@user-wu8qc9bb3ewell its not that obvious

  • @arandom8297
    @arandom8297 Před 3 lety +258

    Never thought I would see the transformation of a man being converted into a nice guy

    • @dt5101961Nelon
      @dt5101961Nelon Před 3 lety +7

      Is "nice guy" a compliment here or...
      Edit: As I keep watching, he is definitely r/niceguy. lol

    • @victorchan1187
      @victorchan1187 Před 2 lety +1

      Nice guys finish last.

  • @luranaru
    @luranaru Před 3 lety +319

    He must really not have many interactions with women or people in general wwwww Imagine greeting someone and they seriously create a whole love story, not even a lil fantasy, no, full-on delusion sasuga Mashiro lmao

    • @unculturedswine5583
      @unculturedswine5583 Před 3 lety +5

      Probably just women considering theres also a case of virgin oneesan in nijisanji
      It is japan after all

    • @yyyhhh8481
      @yyyhhh8481 Před rokem

      @@unculturedswine5583 name of those oneesans

  • @ariavachier-lagravech.6910
    @ariavachier-lagravech.6910 Před 3 lety +260

    Oh my fucking God lol.
    This have huge virgin energy . Imagine streaming because some girl smile at you and need to tell everyone about it. The way he is so excited about is really cute and naive at the same time.
    I love Mashiro so much but this one really makes me laugh

    • @Nao-ow3rr
      @Nao-ow3rr Před rokem +6

      I love how at the end he even gets pissed off by his bgm

  • @noairtime
    @noairtime Před 3 lety +165

    I think the fact that Mashiro's model barely blinks really adds to his menhera act

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill Před 3 lety +17

      his funked up facetracking makes it a lil creepy lol

    • @laethinfowler2317
      @laethinfowler2317 Před 3 lety +28

      Plot twist, his model blinks as much as he does

  • @citadelive753
    @citadelive753 Před 3 lety +191

    ah.... this is tragic, cute, and uncomfortable at the same time

  • @kumi433
    @kumi433 Před 3 lety +95

    mashiro's love at first sight ended before it even began lmao he's so cute and mental at the same time.

  • @PhuNguyen-ph6lx
    @PhuNguyen-ph6lx Před 3 lety +391

    Mashiro radiates mad r/niceguys vibe in this clip

    • @MajorMasonGaming
      @MajorMasonGaming Před 3 lety +1

      What is r/niceguys, i kept seeing people throwing this shit around

    • @zepp9049
      @zepp9049 Před 3 lety +97

      @@MajorMasonGaming guys think girls are into them just because the girls talk to them once & get mad when the girl have bf or don't actually like them (example is mashiro in this vid)
      in short, they're unevolved simp

    • @magk2524
      @magk2524 Před 3 lety +33

      @Mauro Carballo or become an incel

    • @xiao7372
      @xiao7372 Před 3 lety +3

      @@magk2524 Lmao

    • @IceeFish
      @IceeFish Před 3 lety +10

      @@magk2524 once you clear the edgy social distant phase, the path splits into many, incel being one of them

  • @thelink9959
    @thelink9959 Před 3 lety +169

    So sad for my boy Mashiro. He doe be turning into a nice guy tho

  • @sukmaarindra6916
    @sukmaarindra6916 Před 3 lety +51

    Cute girl : *sits and smiles*
    Mashiro : "THIS MUST BE LOVE"
    man, i can relate to this 😂

  • @alexieszxsz
    @alexieszxsz Před 3 lety +59

    9:26 HE STARTED HATING WOMEN. I LAUGHED SO BAD. I'm so sorry, Mashiro. such a naive cute baby.

  • @tiana1423
    @tiana1423 Před 3 lety +35

    Girl: *sits down in front of him*
    Mashiro: THAT'S LOVE!!!!!

  • @Necroneer
    @Necroneer Před 3 lety +161

    6:08 I love how he randomly got excited here, making your girl quit her job is probably rude though, should ask her first or something. This was pretty cute, it's fun to see people assume to much sometimes. I doubt it was love anyways, and I'm curious as to why she did that and what she actually said. Thanks for the translations!
    4:01 Cute
    7:46 Cute
    9:33 !!!

    • @lyubit9841
      @lyubit9841 Před 3 lety +25

      Chat was right; it's a really sexist way of thinking. Having a job means not having to find something to keep your brain busy, and while I'm not a girl, if I were with a guy who told me to quit my job so he could support me I would wonder how I got involved with him in the first place. He definitely still has a School mindset: right now he has the easiest access to any kind of training he'll ever have in his entire life. It seems like work and a hassle then, but it's far more difficult to find ways to effectively learn new skills as an adult when you have to work enough to support yourself. He doesn't know what kind of salary he needs to support two people and he's already imagining that he can do so on his own.
      But it's that vivid imagination that made this stream (and clip) happen at all, and also part of what makes Mashiro so cute.

    • @lyubit9841
      @lyubit9841 Před 3 lety +6

      and your final timestamp is cutest if you back up to 9:29 adorable

  • @yoursonisold8743
    @yoursonisold8743 Před 3 lety +45

    Got hopes up for no reason, got hopes destroyed just as quickly.
    Hardcore introvert, eh?

  • @tiaxanderson9725
    @tiaxanderson9725 Před 3 lety +25

    Waitress about to talk to that cute boy that's been coming there for weeks: "Is this seat taken?"
    Mashiro: "Un"

  • @derpedfox
    @derpedfox Před 3 lety +48

    3:50 oof for listeners

  • @Daru_Is_Here
    @Daru_Is_Here Před 3 lety +62

    8:57 I can feel that expression...
    SOMEONE GIVE MASHIRO LOVE!

  • @lyranthe2086
    @lyranthe2086 Před 3 lety +89

    ive never clicked faster than after seeing a mashiro clip come up, ty

  • @mememashiro
    @mememashiro Před 3 lety +42

    I've been waiting for the day someone translated the café girl story 🙈 it seemed to had become a meme in the chat

  • @EMIVIY
    @EMIVIY Před 2 lety +10

    not him saying she tricked him 🤦she probably just sat down and asked if the seat was taken and he answered yes then she left. Plus if she's a worker it's common that they would smile to customers. Fall in love from a simple interaction and then saying human women are the worse. big yikes

  • @kaka-fo9re
    @kaka-fo9re Před 3 lety +20

    maybe the girl was just tired and had to sit down for a while 😭😭😭

  • @tiana1423
    @tiana1423 Před 3 lety +18

    Mashiro boy she only sat in front of you she didn't flirt with you or anything like that omg 😭

  • @emoaf8555
    @emoaf8555 Před 3 lety +13

    I think the thing about 'I don't want my gf to work' is just him fantasising that he could be manly enough to be her atm (maybe cuz he knows ppl don't see him in a manly level).

  • @user-ey4kl4vt5g
    @user-ey4kl4vt5g Před 3 lety +33

    'next is ecchi, thats a given'

  • @GrassKusa
    @GrassKusa Před 3 lety +35

    it's ok mashiro, now we can be together

  • @Nazgul094
    @Nazgul094 Před 3 lety +28

    Ohhh, based off the fact that he decided to get Pawako because of this then this was from before the stream where he played the "One person hide and seek" stream.

  • @tatakaekaixin1846
    @tatakaekaixin1846 Před 2 lety +5

    After recently watching his real live horror experience clips, and now watching this... it's kinda understandable why he easily got the wrong idea XD

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight Před 3 lety +114

    *"That's love. Next is ecchi. That's a given"*
    Lol why Mashiro?
    Awww, poor Mashiro... He was so cute when he's excited because of that girl
    Maybe someday, I wonder what did the girl say to him though. Maybe it's a "dare"?

  • @randomspideyisstress2663
    @randomspideyisstress2663 Před 2 lety +10

    4:01 That Woohoo tho🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @seven_8434
    @seven_8434 Před 3 lety +7

    Even Pawako knew that Mashiro was being too salty.

  • @etthan-agler
    @etthan-agler Před 3 lety +16

    12 minutes of mashiro translation is blessing, thnakyouuu

  • @sayaaaaa
    @sayaaaaa Před 3 lety +14

    Awwww, sorry to hear that Mashiro. Still, love his story-telling as always!

  • @bunny-vj6qe
    @bunny-vj6qe Před 3 lety +5

    throughout this video i get this like slow growing sense of disbelief... mashiro... please get some therapy fr

  • @kordact
    @kordact Před 3 lety +13

    From you guys should fall in love to love is cruel ended with she's going to marry.
    Mashiro... I didn't know you're the "nice" guy virgin lmao

  • @hiiragihasmanywaifu
    @hiiragihasmanywaifu Před 3 lety +31

    Mashiro thirsting for love
    Lol the girl is seiso then mashiro switches to ecchi 😂
    I was about to say "sasuga mashiro getting hit on" but F for him getting rejected unintentional
    what if plot twist: the girl was a listener

    • @treceslez
      @treceslez Před 2 lety +1

      Maybe she was a listener and recognized him, either as Mashiro or Kyu-chan or as both, and went to ask him if it was really him or something along the lines lol.

    • @typeable101
      @typeable101 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@treceslezKyu chan?

    • @treceslez
      @treceslez Před 5 měsíci

      @typeable101 That's what Mashiro goes by on the channel he actually shows his face (the name is 九血鬼 but everyone just calls him Kyu-chan).

  • @ghast-6696
    @ghast-6696 Před 3 lety +15

    Even though I read the title before watching I was still hoping his love story would work out

  • @darvinspencer7580
    @darvinspencer7580 Před 3 lety +5

    For some reason I wanted to cry for him. MAN somebody give my boy Mashiro some love😢😭

  • @naip9315
    @naip9315 Před 3 lety +1

    ty as always

  • @ChaChaaa
    @ChaChaaa Před 3 lety

    Imma subscribe because you translate lots of Mashiro videos. Thank you so much

  • @derpedfox
    @derpedfox Před 3 lety +1

    My man with the Mashiro clips!

  • @lostdestroyer8400
    @lostdestroyer8400 Před 3 lety +18

    mashiro

  • @mikazukides5791
    @mikazukides5791 Před 3 lety +4

    As Hikigaya Hachiman said,
    “I hate nice girls. Just by exchanging greetings with them will get them on your mind. Start texting each other, and your heart will be set a flutter. If they call you, you're done for. Enjoy staring at your logs and grinning like a fool. However, I won't be fooled again. That's what your kind calls kindness. If you are nice to me, you're also nice to others. I always end up nearly forgetting that. Reality is cruel, so I'm sure lies are a form of kindness. Thus, I say kindness itself is also a lie. I always ended up with these expectations. And I always ended up with these misunderstandings. And before I knew it, I stopped hoping. A highly-trained loner is once bitten, twice shy. As a veteran on this battlefield of life, I've gotten used to losing. That's why I will always... hate nice girls.”

  • @bbqribs1428
    @bbqribs1428 Před 3 lety +6

    This is kinda concerning and gives off "nice guy" vibes....

  • @kafka272
    @kafka272 Před 3 lety +8

    I see mashiro i click

  • @persephonepomegranate9652

    Mashiro willing to be the sugar daddy of his girlfriend omg 😭😭😭

  • @r9zes
    @r9zes Před 3 lety +4

    HELP THIS IS CO CUTE R/NICEGUYS TYPE BEATS

  • @rozelica2152
    @rozelica2152 Před 3 lety +3

    I never thought I see my old self through Mashiro lmao

  • @Nobody-vl1xz
    @Nobody-vl1xz Před 2 lety +3

    9:32 mafumafu literally came out of him

  • @TheFaustianAlchemist
    @TheFaustianAlchemist Před 3 lety +4

    What was the song playing during minecraft that pissed him off

  • @pxltergeist.
    @pxltergeist. Před 3 lety +1

    Does anyone know what the music is on 10:22? I can't stop listening to it lol

  • @jazzncaffeine
    @jazzncaffeine Před rokem

    i dont watch him but i really hope he finds love,, rooting for mashiro!!!

  • @se2213
    @se2213 Před 3 lety +8

    I'm a simple person. I saw Mashiro, I click immediately.
    Thank you very much for translating Mashiro!
    Also poor him lol. I wouldn't blame him though, that whole cafetaria experience is really similar to a scene that came out straight from a shoujo manga.

  • @hololiveforever9455
    @hololiveforever9455 Před 3 lety +1

    Life is hard for this guy

  • @vampihana
    @vampihana Před 3 lety +6

    aww thats so cutee

    • @vampihana
      @vampihana Před 3 lety +14

      LMAOOO RIGHT AFTER I COMMENTED THIS HE SAID NEXT IS ECCHI NVM

  • @ashhhess
    @ashhhess Před 3 lety +3

    Ah the last part. Whats that song anyway? Anyone knows?

  • @ChronicalV
    @ChronicalV Před 3 lety +3

    Oh poor mashironn, he sounds like such a pure sweet bun
    Also did not know he's still in school, can't believe he's younger than me...

  • @SleepyJack15
    @SleepyJack15 Před 3 lety

    That part of feeling alone hit deep

  • @meowisol
    @meowisol Před 3 lety

    Lmao wtf Madhuri...
    Thanks for the subs!!

  • @8koi245
    @8koi245 Před 2 lety +3

    "Next is ecchi"
    LMAOOOO

  • @antonevan443
    @antonevan443 Před 3 lety +15

    incel mashiro
    incel mashiro

  • @ARKed069
    @ARKed069 Před 2 lety

    Ohh yaah weathering with you all over again.

  • @madely6420
    @madely6420 Před rokem

    If only we knew what the girl said when he had his headphones on

  • @qwerty-br9qm
    @qwerty-br9qm Před 11 měsíci

    Any more detail on what he talked with the girl later? Sad there's no archive anymore...

  • @unnath1762
    @unnath1762 Před 3 lety

    How tragic indeed

  • @Luchingador
    @Luchingador Před 3 lety +1

    DT point?

  • @miku6892
    @miku6892 Před 3 lety +1

    ok but hes right ngl abt the everyday is fun when ur in love and everything starts to sparkle 😳
    and
    also about the love is cruel 💔 but its ok i also hv my cute pet at least

  • @calson80ify
    @calson80ify Před 3 lety +2

    To be fair she did sat down in front of our Mashiro

  • @marumaru8201
    @marumaru8201 Před 3 lety +1

    More! I wanna love her more!

  • @frankysandiarta4616
    @frankysandiarta4616 Před 3 lety +4

    Mashiro ma boii , you are cool yeet cute as always😎😎👌👏

  • @ashhhess
    @ashhhess Před 3 lety

    Ah youth......

  • @kuuluna
    @kuuluna Před 9 měsíci

    She got the negative rizz

  • @catmririw6939
    @catmririw6939 Před 2 měsíci

    9:30 pawako attack lol

  • @orewa_alfie
    @orewa_alfie Před 3 lety

    Quick question is this the one with the sponge or is that a different one

  • @Saatanan
    @Saatanan Před 3 lety +1

    wow, I didn’t know Elliot Rodger was a vtuber

  • @noraiou
    @noraiou Před 3 lety +3

    This is tragic but Cute

  • @migi9211
    @migi9211 Před 3 lety

    Grass

  • @DarkwarriorJair
    @DarkwarriorJair Před 3 lety +18

    He should probably ask one of the other Nijisanji girls to hook him up with someone.

    • @Nazgul094
      @Nazgul094 Před 3 lety +25

      Oh boi, imagine the Nijisanji ara ara mamas trying to hook him with other ara ara mamas.

    • @Bakatora04
      @Bakatora04 Před 3 lety +29

      Some of them could probably try to tempt him to go the Yaoi route.

    • @DarkwarriorJair
      @DarkwarriorJair Před 3 lety +4

      I like how you guys think of the worst routes. Haha.

    • @mememashiro
      @mememashiro Před 3 lety +13

      @@Bakatora04 he does have some potential with Fuwa Minato to be fair...

  • @shadowX777777777777
    @shadowX777777777777 Před 3 lety

    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Edit: added a d by accident

  • @bergamot5348
    @bergamot5348 Před 3 lety +3

    weird asf 😰

  • @cuatropuntos2000
    @cuatropuntos2000 Před 3 lety +1

    Don't get your hopes up Mashirooo
    Otakus like us don't get hit on
    sigh

  • @user-wu8qc9bb3e
    @user-wu8qc9bb3e Před 2 lety

    my friends got hit by a gay at a parlor before lol. They said if they want a free haircut and money.
    But is she cuter than Mashiro though? Pawako for the win hahahaha.

  • @Grionlam
    @Grionlam Před 3 lety

    is he a college student or High schooler??

    • @miku6892
      @miku6892 Před 3 lety +1

      probably college cause high schoolers are minors n u need to be 18 to apply for nijisanji

  • @user-zh5vo8db2e
    @user-zh5vo8db2e Před 3 lety +5

    incel

  • @nekophiliaz9272
    @nekophiliaz9272 Před 3 lety +1

    I thought that he was a girl tho...i thought is this girl a lesbian?...now im enlightened

    • @EG-rl9if
      @EG-rl9if Před 3 lety +4

      No, mashiro is a boy (character and voice actor)

  • @misslucywucy
    @misslucywucy Před rokem

    Lmao mashiro i do love but youre too menhera for me 😭

  • @gusatvoschiavon
    @gusatvoschiavon Před 3 lety

    I didn't know that Mashiro was a lesbian

  • @vefrengi5011
    @vefrengi5011 Před 3 lety

  • @pinkyrub4378
    @pinkyrub4378 Před 3 lety +6

    Holy shet, i thought mashiro was a girl because of her voice and her character model. When i watch this video i was like Am i missing the important part or is it shes a lesbian? But then she said the word "if i have a girlfriend" i was like wtf dude, is "she" a guy? I mean what?
    The reason i watch her is because of her voice and her character, i really like tomboy girl voice just like her. Man its been a few month i watch her even tho i only understand little bit of what she saying and i didnt realize that she is a guy, well i guess i have to stop calling mashiro "her/she"
    I really need to study more on japanese so that i can read and listen of what they saying.

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 Před 3 lety

      The voice certainly throws you off. I mean character and voice actor dont necessarily have to be the same though (Note: Tamaki).

    • @kj6053
      @kj6053 Před 3 lety +14

      @@yoursonisold8743
      Mashiro’s voice actor is a boy though

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 Před 3 lety

      @@kj6053 I said dont have to. And honestly does anybody really know? Guess with that voice he thought picking an androgynous character would make sense, but I'm not gonna pretend that I know the real person.
      Debiru is also treated as a guy in offline collabs, but he is still voiced by a woman.

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 Před 3 lety +1

      @Danny Butterfly KIra is making a voice... his real voice isnt actually like that.

    • @l.2620
      @l.2620 Před 2 lety +1

      @@yoursonisold8743
      He can do a deep voice too, but when the youtuber themselves say theyre a boy/girl in real life then you're gonna have to accept that not go- "Uuhhhm aktually you are not a boy/girl!" That's some delulu shit

  • @Tutel075
    @Tutel075 Před 3 lety

    Is she a guy?????

    • @EG-rl9if
      @EG-rl9if Před 3 lety +6

      Yes, avatar and voice actor is a boy

    • @Tutel075
      @Tutel075 Před 3 lety

      @@EG-rl9if omg i didn't know 😂😆 but i like it😆❤️

  • @Brave_SJ
    @Brave_SJ Před 3 lety +4

    That's fucked up, a girl sitting down in front of a guy when she already has a boyfriend. Mashiro's lucky he found out when he did, imagine how bad it would've hurt if he'd started a relationship with her and one day saw her sitting down in front of some other dude. That's a loose woman, he's dodged a bullet.

    • @washingmachine4993
      @washingmachine4993 Před 3 lety +31

      nigga all she did was sit in a chair ???

    • @Brave_SJ
      @Brave_SJ Před 3 lety +2

      @@washingmachine4993 The Bible says a woman should only sit in a chair with her husband

    • @l.2620
      @l.2620 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Brave_SJ
      Who sits on the same chair with their husband? That sounds very uncomfortable

    • @bombom1157
      @bombom1157 Před rokem

      is this sarcasm ?