The Horrifying Implications of Storks (2016)
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- čas přidán 25. 06. 2024
- Do you think you can make a mindless animated movie without a weirdo like me overthinking it? Then you thought wrong.
Also, due to personal reasons, I wasn't able to continue the cartoon network movies so I decided to at least take out a storks movie theory in order to don't waste time, but hopefully, I'll get back to it in a week or so.
Artist from each transition:
1- Kärt Tomberg
2- Samantha Mash
3- ???
4- Rimmo Kenro
5- Brian Coldrick
The crew
Luke Weller - / @lukeva
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00:00 Intro
00:35 Part 1 Bioethics
02:53 Part 2 The storks are drones
05:06 Part 3 Why is the machine needed
07:22 Part 4 The babymaking machine is an AI
09:38 Part 5 The babies are dangerous - Krátké a kreslené filmy
5:48 I am gonna go back to my hometown just to show my 9th grade world history teacher this so he can use it in his lessons later on. Love u, Mr. Robles! Thanks for letting me sleep!
Cool-wed 17 March 2021
@Jordan Bustle why are you linking this here
@Jordan Bustle yes I know but but why that video and linking it here?
@Jordan Bustle it's some weird music video shit for 1 hour.
@Jordan Bustle Cease.
"Let's have a baby!" "Yes! I'll get the color swatches, you get the checklists."
I wish it were that easy. My family has been wanting another child for years but we keep getting screwed over by the fertility clinic.
@@queerbotanicalqueen O-oh my god. Im so sorry to hear that. I hope everything gets better between you and your family.
@@thiccmufffubberara-ara9834 it’s fine. I’m pretty sure we finally found someone. And we switched fertility clinics, so I have hope for this time! Also, this video kinda makes me want to have a sibling with purple hair.
@@queerbotanicalqueen I am suddenly getting Doki Doki Literature Club vibes
knaifu
"They have hair colors ranging from purple to green, to even blue"
Me: I diagnose you with anime protagonist
@Wowie Zowie I said Anime, not Disney-Pixar film
@Wowie Zowie Unless you have the dead anime mom hairstyle.
@Wowie Zowie a lot of anime that release now have the both parents alive
Or everyday tumblr user
Well I guess we’re gonna have a LOT of funerals
Fun fact: when human babies are first born they do give off a type of pheromone that is supposed to trigger that loving and nurturing reaction in whoever is around it the most. That's why babies seem to have that "new baby smell"
im pretty sure that also has somethin 2 do with our natural instinct. i heard somewhere that the reason why we find kittens, puppies and other small animals cute is because we project them onto human babies, and then we end up taking them as pets and taking care of them and protecting them like we do with babies
I always thought they smelled like potatoes
Its actually because babies are coated in a waxy, cheesy like substance that makes them waterproof in the womb.
This coating takes awhile to fully be removed and till then they smell like "new baby".
@freeeeeeeez
@@AbrasiousProductions I don't think potatoes smell like anything
@@I_CANSPEAK_IN_CAPS potatoes have a smell, I'm talking about mashed ones. they have a smell.
I'm actually less disturbed by the fact that AI are making human babies, and more about the fact that they had to make babies with mind-manipulative pheromones because without it there was a higher likelihood of parents at risk of abusing/k*lling said babies. The fact that this was enough of a risk for the AI to have to factor this feature into the children is disturbing.
I mean human babies already have mind manipulating abilities, I assume the machine just upped that nature
plus child abuse by parents is super common
@@skeleletonboi4533 Yeah, unfortunately child abuse isn't unique to this alternate universe, happens all the time.
@@skeleletonboi4533 honestly even if the risk was low i think the ai would do it, its a machine efficiency is the prime goal.
It's preventing child abuse, how is that disturbing?
What the hell did I just stumble upon and why am I having a mental crisis about storks
i feel the same and i didn't even remember this movie existed before this video just randomly popped up in my recommendations.
Storks, that’s why... *s t o r k s*
@@hmdragon1638 I don't remember even hearing about this movie before, but here I am watching a video about it's horrifying subtext
@@buranflakes never seen it either just remembered seeing an ad or two for it back in the day.
@@buranflakes I watched it but I completely forgot about this movie until I watched this video.
Hey wait a minute
1. weird colored natural hair
2. super reflexes
3. happy all the time
4. unnatural strength
Holy sh*t, storks is just a prequell to every single anime ever created
No, anime characters are sad, when it’s convenient
The anime factory
@@Zero_Is_Stopping_Time well, in the movie we did see the baby become sad at points
5 they deliver in Japan
Not all, just the shitty ones run on the "power of friendship"
To further support the AI theory, when the pigeon tries to stop the Machine on the drone, the Machine hits the pigeon, sends them into a electrical box, puts the pigeon in a pod, and then uses the arms to launch the pigeon into the Helicopter. This shows that the Machine's AI knows that the pigeon is a danger to it, so it quickly got rid of the pigeon as quickly as possible. Meaning the Machine is nearly sentient.
Woah thats crazy
@@sourcandy-wf2ih bUT hEy THat’S jUST A ThEOry, A BooK theORY!
Ah yes the big industrial giants: United States, Japan, United Kingdom and *Paris*
they were all listed because all of them are in stage 4(japan is approaching stage 5) of the demographic transition model.
😂 ah yes, the lovely country Paris
france doesn't count anymore because nobody likes France. only the Paris part.
The only ACTUAL industrial giant on that list is the US and maybe Japan. Where's the rest? Ya know, like China.
What, would you rather he say Fr*nce?
I was not prepared to see "Part 1: Bioethics" on a review about a children's movie
Nice 420
The only reason human animal hybrids aren’t a thing is because every embryo is destroyed due to ethics laws
@@Journey_Awaits
Well yeah, because it'd be incredibly painful for a person to be a hybrid species and you can't obtain consent from sperm.
It's gross for the same reason why giving control to the parents over their child in every biological way possible (is how they look and whether they're neurodivergent) is gross ; humans are given control of another human being rather than entropy. Entropy isn't dictated by soft/hard Eugenics, desires, corporations, etc, while humans (and AIs especially) are.
@@Journey_Awaits I thought that was because humans and animals have incompatable DNA?
Welcome to the internet, you must be new here. :P
Ok, I find the section where they talk about "What if the babies use pheromones to make people fall in love with it and want to care for it" very interesting because babies technically already do that. They're cute for survival reasons, the cuteness makes us want to care for it.
lmao fr i was thinking that too
That’s an interesting point! But I was just thinking, what about the people that don’t find babies cute? Jajaj, now I’m just overthinking
I never found babies cute, even as a child. Maybe that’s why I didn’t have a crush till I was 8 lmao
@@eyekandi XD I have never found babies cute either, and I haven’t had a crush yet 😆🙃 I’m almost 20
Yeah, but we also have the instinct to hug cute things so hard they die so they aren't cute anymore.
When I first watched this movie there was a part near the end that REALLY made me overthink it. It's when the machine cant handles all the letters and burns out, but while it burnt out it was still making babies. Does this mean there are horribly defective toddlers left in the factory or am I most likely overthinking it?
That’s…wow. I think they’d get err…culled
i dont think the machine burnt out but that there was such a buildup of letters that it started making more babies than it was intended to at once so the storks had to save them from falling off the structure
Oh my fkin god-
@@mandymom2800 I mean... normal storks in nature yeet their chicks out of the nest... so...
It was just the light bulb that broke because it was flickering too fast
Actually, I think the people can still have babies without the storks. The main female protagonist was the last baby made by the machine for a long time, yet there are still children younger than her in the world, so I think the stork babies are a different type of baby and that’s why they have odd colored hair and superhuman abilities. I put forward the possibility that the storks and baby machine are of alien origin.
The idea of AI making babies is just so crazy, but I love it
Gg on 600 likes
@@caydenjohns2440 oh gosh, I didn't notice. And the video got pretty popular too!
WHO'S AL
@@becauseimbatman1391 He that dude who makes the funny parodies
Well believe it or not but we’re pretty close to artificially make a baby
CZcams: hey do you want to see a video on why Storks may be themed around genetic altering and potentially world ending AI from a purple man?
Me, who’s never seen Storks: of course
A purple man? *Gets PTSD from the man behind the slaughter meme from last year*
This was my exact thought process
mood
@@TheRealSuperRabbid
Man behind the man behind the
OH GOD NO NOT THIS AGAIN---
I relate though. :P.
I like how you never actually bothered to directly explain why the machine was built. Just explained the machine was probably built roughly in the 30s and let that speak for itself.
LMAO
That would require an entirely different train of theoretical discussion- which would very likely end simply in some form of reproductive destruction brought on by wartime bio war or something along similar lines.
Put simply- not enough space in a short video and a completely separate subject for another time. But I need not devote such time to such a film.
@@RogueT-Rex8468 Or, more simply, it very obviously implies it was built by the eugenics Nazi weirdos that were common at the time.
@@kabobawsome a valid proposition.
A certain Painter/Orator would certainly like the ability to control that…
i have never heard someone more AGRESSIVELY british as you its so funny and really makes this video about human selective breeding so much better
They selectively breeded him to sound like this
@@sourcandy-wf2ih i dont doubt that for a second
This guy is exactly how I imagine Blathers from Animal Crossing sounds.
DUDE
Yeah I can see that
*Y E S !*
Dude, why? Now i'll always hear this guy's voice whenever i donate old stuff and bugs to that owl dude (owls are cool though, they bob their heads and take care of population control in rats and cockroaches so they won't go inside people's houses and get them sick, yes the irony of Blathers being afraid of bugs when owls are predators of bugs and mice doesn't fail to amuse me)
I will never unhear this. Thanks. So. Much.
So, the storks are basically in the business of creating future anime protagonists?
@Balony Dagger No, I think I was made in that knockoff factory where they make secondary characters that still manage to become popular in spite of having minimal screentime.
The color of the hair makes sense after all
Makes sense
@@InquisitorBoomBoom You forgot the ahoge(hair antenna)
-Goku, let Kirito on the push bike!
-No way, Kakshi was on it last!
I can picture it now, with the albeit limited roster of characters I can randomly recall.
My mum watched this movie with me and my sister one night, and mind you, she's the type of person that absolutely LOVES babies, but after this film I heard her audibly said, *"WTF just happened??".* At that point I knew this fantasy ain't working for anyone.
I was in my history class and my teacher brought up if technology could change a baby's looks, then we had a conversation that took half the class' time talking about the morality of it.
Y'know, STORKS would've been a great horror movie like Coraline and 9.
If the people had balls to make this a subversive horror movie I'm sure tons of people would have praised it
After all almost everybody loves a dystopian look at society in the future,why not storks
If I could go to a parallel world,I would definitely go to the one were storks is a subversive dystopian horror masterpiece
Would be hilarious to watch that
9??? THE ONE WITH THE ROBOTS??? I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EERIE FEVER DREAM PLS
9 to me was cursed
Guess that means horror isn't my playground
@@nimamaster6128 is that a good thing?
What if Storks was a prequel to Boss baby. Since they are giving babies with godlike reflexes.
Dude, woa
Well that would probably explain why they stop mass production of human baby’s at the first place
Be a BAAAWWWWSSSS.
omg this, im considering this canon lol
That actually make sense
ill never stop feeling sorry and deeply honestly admire people who try to find logic in kids animated films. great work.
That explanation as to why this company would need intelligent storks (or animals for that matter), rather than humans or robots is actually a cool and clever idea.
Those Storks are delivering everyone a Powerpuff Girlz Xtreme baby
CHEMICAL X
Well then .. raising kids with powers won’t be a hard task .. right..??
[fear]
Bro
@@vampireaieon6257Incredibles?
The end of this kind of reminded me of a creepypasta called "the perfect child" where anyone who sees this child will do anything to have this perfect baby from the moment they are born normally resulting in murder and once the have the child they will ignore everything else only taking care of the baby
Sounds similar to SCP 1076 except it is toddlers and young children instead of babies.
@Balony Dagger aww I bet they love you!
Thats interesting and pretty cool
Isn't that an SCP?
@@FlowingDown i was gonna say, i thought it was an scp
So... Storks is basically The Matrix as told by the machines perspective.
I like to imagine that all of the babies that don't turn out right, like in everything from a slightly wrong shade of hair color to some sort of mental problem, just get chucked into a baby pulveriser where their now liquid remains are then used to nurish those that aren't defective
One, wtf is wrong with you.
Two, they wouldn't use the defective as food, that just increases the likely hood of a healthy kid getting sick. They would probably use the healthy, recalled kids as food if anything. (ei. The parents died, isn't wanted anymore, is healthy but not what was ordered)
Well, damn, I'm having Cloud Atlas and Soylent Green flashbacks. Thanks.
Yes and also if only "perfect" babies are made and allowed to live then does it not take the unconfortable turn towards eugenics.
@@multiplefandoms3164 My friend, it already has. This is just the logical conclusion.
Why?
How did he make this story sound so much better and interesting then it actually was
It is always more about how you tell the concept rather than the concept alone
@@trynox0 true
@@trynox0 huh
No wonder Lore Explained videos are so much more appealing than the product it was dragged from.
Case in point: Five Nights at Freddy's
@@chronicbackpain6047 ey dont diss my man scott he makes okay games
@@Billybob7u7 the games are fine. And I say that as a fan of Scott. Guy deserved a win and he got one with fnaf.
But like, let’s be real. Most everyone who is a fan of the games haven’t even played them. And the ones that have, usually aren’t preaching how great they were.
Its a mediocre game with a really interesting story.
I think you should make a new series about the horrifying implications of other kids movies.
I havenr even watched the video yet but hell yes
@T teg Egg i. What?
I’m definitely willing to sub for that
Obviously the “TRAINS ARE PEEEEOPPPPLLEEE!!!” Thing from Thomas
@T teg Egg what about the “security state” esc thing that Santa does? He’s watching you at ALL times.
"You know, sometimes I wish I could enjoy something without overthinking it for once...just once."
The Theorist Community: First Time?
Why do you sound like stewie griffin
Theres a whole country of people who sound like Stewie Griffin
you mean british?
I fucking can't unhear it thanks
WHY IS THAT YOUR FIRST THOUGHT
@@lefishe6611holy shit no way
I- this- this dude broke down and theorised this movie even more than the creators themselves had planned
I mean, yeah.
That's the whole premise of the video...
Better than Matpat anyway.
"I this this dude ..."?
I am so far behind on internet slang, I can't even.
@@viddork the only thing close to internet slang anyone said was Matpat's name and that's not slang.
@@viddork I just noticed the those typos......... believe me those were not internet slangs I was just stupid and speed typing
This film explains how anime characters are made
Yes
Lol
How far in the future till our eyes are bigger than our brains.
The fox speaks the truth
@@joelwilliams1141 *Soon.*
Your voice alone and your impeccable pronunciation of your vowels alone, gets you my subscription my friend
" *I tend to overthink stuff even when it's detrimental to my enjoyment of something* "
This is the first video I've ever seen of you and already Subscribed the moment you said that
this kind of useless movie has a LOT of lore behind it and its scaring me
Also, those letters are probably at least a few years old. I bet tons of parents are no longer in the position for a new child.
And there are probably a few people who actually DIED in between them sending the letter and actually receiving the child. So there would probably be plenty of orphaned children.
if its an ai who somehow could tell who deserve babies, maybe it would somehow know that though?
Love how he says Paris instead of France, I fucking love it
"What Is This France I Keep Hearing Of? Is This A Type Of Food?"
-A Random Comment I Found On CZcams Recently (I Forgot The Commenter)
Secret message in the beginning was said backwards “we are the means to an end”
This proves that Storks is nothing but a Prequel to Gatacca, where perfect stork babies will breach and have a higher status than normal traditional babies in a new class society.
Eyy GATTACA love 🙌🙌🙌
Oh my god my bio teacher is obsessed with GATACCA lol.
GATTACA was such a good film, and this whole thing reminds me of it.
That movie is SO good! Did you know that nasa rated it as the most plausible sci-fi movie? Man the ending still haunts me to this day!
Telling by all the parents with the babies at the end of the movie, my best guess was that the machine was made mostly for those who aren't able to have babies. The lesbian and gay couples, for example. Not only that, but in that UK couple, the lady was in a wheelchair, so she couldn't have a baby herself
Edit: I see people are telling me that not all people in wheelchairs aren't able to have kids. And I just wanted to let you know, I meant those in wheelchairs who are paralyzed, not people in wheelchairs in general
Or even Aromantic and Asexual people!
@@fangirldreamer748 Oh yeah! There were single parents in there too!
And considering that, barring single parents, these demographics essentially didn't exist back in the 30s outside of tiny, niche circles, it raises interesting questions about the creators of the machine in the first place. Planning this back in the 30s? Free will is cute and all, but what if the machine's creators were also capable of guiding society away from natural reproduction over the course of an extended period of time in favor of artificial super-babies? This could be anything from a transhumanism project to a villainously-clever alien takeover, but in all scenarios ensures that over time, less and less natural human babies are produced, as compared to more and more superbabies.
Dark future
@@captaincraftit696 That wasn't the point I was trying to make. I was trying to put a wholesome sense out of it and how it could be a good idea for those who can't have babies
This is one of those movies where everyone saw the trailers but never actually saw the movie
"It's impossible to predict the future because of variables and randomness" Rice's theorem would like to have a word (Assuming the universe is deterministic)
It also brings up some questionable ideas when it comes to kids with abusive or neglectful parents. Only parents who deserve babies get them, so I deserve this kind of deal.
Then there's the kids with disabilities and limb differences and such. Seeing a bunch of "perfect babies" isn't a great feeling
Why not? Being perfect it's not a problem.
@@universalpower419 they're talking about the scenario of a disabled kid seeing all those superhuman stork babies commissioned by parents everywhere and how that would feel
@@universalpower419 it's more of a, what happened to all those disabled kids? Did they throw them away or something? Now THAT'S creepy.
@@imtoolazytomakeupaname I’d be thrown away and left to die immediately
Yeah it just opens a whole can of worms that mostly lead to eugenics
As for the last part, babies naturally make us love them (or rather, our brains make us love them) already through their appearance. In fact, that is why we find things cute. It's a protective instinct for us to keep babies safe from danger and many other animals also have this function. Humans aren't really pheromone driven due to our poor sense of smell (and neither are birds) which is why we are driven more by looks.
After reading this and realizing that you're right, it's actually hilarious how the author of this video tries to explain why humans like babies as if he was an alien or a robot lmao
This especially applies to females -which is why many males find newborns repulsive until they have their own
@@sirilluminarthevaliant2895 i regret to inform you that women frequently have that experience too
@@mozarteanchaos Humans are repulsive in general, and I am not just talking about their look
@@whitelight2195 okay misanthropist
I just had a thought. What if this movie is a prequel to My Hero Academia? The machine started to malfunction, creating the first quirks. After awhile, the powers start to evolve and people eventually forget about it and start making babies the old fashioned way, thus leading to powers getting combined and changed through natural selection.
Off topic but this guy's voice makes him sound like the kind of person to say 'chip chip cheerio!' before inviting you to a 'spot of tea'
-You have an AMAZING accent
-You analyzed a kids movie and made it dark
-You somehow managed to mention 9 (my favorite movie) in a video about Storks.
This is the fastest I've ever subscribed
9? Yo también la conozco!
S A M E
To quote the best parents in animated cinema:
Making the baby is the fun part.
They probably watched Robots, lol.
*Suggestive Sax plays in the background*
Unless you're ace.
@@princessmaly If you're ace, then you can donate to let some other couple have a child, I guess. Not like anyone has to- just, since the movie is meant to symbolize in vitro or whatever.
lol nice robots moment
This is the first video I’ve seen on this channel and it is insane. Love it
This review makes so much sense. I mean, they could have designed Stork Mountain anyway they wanted but they specifically chose to give it Art Deco architecture and there's probably a lot of subtext behind it.
The weirdest thing about the whole movie is that it literally implies that basically nobody has sex (at least unprotected) anymore, because you can just order a baby the way you want it to be, and when you want it to reach you. It's one of the darkest things I have ever seen in my whole life.
you must have not seen very many dark things then
@@cospokot5324 no sex
@@arthurbarbosa8204 in that world (or generation, idk) they most likely dont feel sexual
@@cospokot5324 okay don't know what you want me to say
Generations of people would also just end and nobody would be related to anyone anymore.
9:10 , I like how the producers just *casually* put same-sex couples into the compilation without using them for marketing/qu€erbating ( I’m talking about you,Disney)
And a single mother
its one of the many reasons i love this movie, theres even an abundance of interracial couples, all in the same montage
@@PodreyJenkin138 stfu
Miguel I don’t find it gross but it is annoying when people make big deals about stuff like that, it kinda went against the original comment about being normal about it and not making it as a statement.
@@nicholasreiss7077 ah OK I am sorry for being rude
I feel Storks is super under-rated and I really enjoy it.
The conflict of “authentic” versus “perfect” is just the plot of Gattaca. And it’s clearly shown that it ends with a societal class split based on biological differences.
this was worth staying up for
I DONT NEED SLEEP I NEED ANSWERS
6+6=12
3×7=21
28+44=72
It's crazy to me that CZcamsrs this professional and well-produced just exist in the background and 99% of them go totally unnoticed. Nice job algorithm.
Aster Ash is SUPER underrated
ok dude i gotta say i found your channel a few days ago and holy wow i realy love the way you make your videos thanks for making me laugh and keep being awesome
this was my childhood favourite, good to see it isn't forgotten
So if everybody in this movie were a genetically formed by a machine does that mean we get worse as we get older since we lose the ninja fast reflexes, the cool colored hair, and the happiness?
What do you mean? That's just a regular person.
Not everyone is made in there, only some
We can assume the most recent generation to become parents were most likely born "the old fashioned way"
@@Alice-si8uz Maybe
@@Alice-si8uz or a apoc
I know you set us up for some otherthought wacky stuff in the intro, but even I wasn't prepared for "Part 1: Bioethics"
That reference to 9 just made me so happy.
It’s such a great, yet little known movie.
A few things, first: This is totally SCP material. Second: How did the stork corporation didn't take over their world having the means to mass manipulation, completly complient drone workers and the capacity to make super soldiers out of nothing??? Third: If that's not the case, their world will eventually transform into a hive of some sorts where personal traits are made by design of the only being that's capable of reproduction, given that humans had given up on the option of natural reproduction, and probably the babies aren't capable of it either assuming the corporation plans to maintain demand of their product (as most companies do)
RedMatter makes some good points. I would also recommend you check out Robert Miles AI safety videos on instrumental convergence. An AI will only attempt world domination if its existence is threatened and based on its utility function. Where it stabilizes depends entirely on its programming.
@@Gogglesofkrome that is some deep shet.
@@latboi1190 yeah
It doesn't look like Jeff Bezos, Susan Wojcicki, or Mark Zuckerberg are at the head of this organization. As he mentioned, it seems the storks are in control of the logistics of the organization, which suggests the overall structure is more similar to Disney's original goals. That is, they don't make babies to make money, they make money to make babies.
Kinda like "A brave New world" from Aldous Huxley
when babies take over the world we can blame the birds
especially the storks
Don't tell anyone but all the people who where babies 40 years ago are running the country.
@@quentin1326 "Don't tell anyone" you legit just said it in a comment section, from a video whom is on the recommended page XD
@@louissemarguerettenavales1253 Have you heard about something called... a "joke" before?
@@louissemarguerettenavales1253 Everyone is allowed to read it, as long as they don't tell anyone. If you tell somebody you will be cursed.
I really enjoy These types of videos and you do them very well I never thought about flipping storks like this but this was very interesting, I subed right after it ended.
I love that you turned this movie into basically a blended version of All of the Bioshock.
But damn, the fact you don’t have more subscribers shows that CZcams is unfair.
Never thought storks could get hit with baby fever.
In the future, we will remember this movie as we remember bee movie now.
A fundamental warning
There will be people copy pasting the script of the movie everywhere and shit
Well no, this was stupid good old fun, bee movie was just stupid.
Nahh, i feel like no one saw this film, or saw it but forgot about it as soon as the film finished
@@moofmoofers4425 i forgot about this film and i also never saw it, only the ad, so yeah
Bro, I LOVE the art you use for the segways
I honestly find the overproduction of babies scene disturbing.
Just found this channel and this dude sounds like a grown up Stewie griffin, I love it
What the deuce? 😉
While on the topic of family guy I'm now thinking about that cut away gag
Nah it’s more of the narrator for battleblock theatre for me
I KNEW THIS VOICE SOUNDED VAGUELY FAMILIAR LMFAO
And he's talking about babies. Coincidence?
What I learned today:
Storks is about an evil AI making mutant birds who deliver test tube babies.
Even Dragon Ball Minus, a sometimes contested spinoff of Dragon Ball, partly inspired Storks in some ways. That said, Goku was partly conceived in a test tube before he even breathed outside that tube for the first time in his life.
At the same time when he first breathed outside said tube, he was the size of a typical preschooler when he was actually born, which was shortly before he was sent off by his battle scarred and ageing birth parents to arrive safely on planet earth, which, at the same time, was due to a dangerous situation that pretty much killed an overwhelming majority of his humanlike alien species.
This video had some really great delivery and narration
Oh, this is the Stork version of the Matrix, where the mother's don't have to give birth and the stress of parenthood is greatly minimize.
It's like bioshock, storks are big daddies, and the babies are little sisters
Ok, but where is Ryan
@@doublem1354 THE AI
Stroks said “disabled people???? Never heard of em”
could storks be eugenics the movie?????
Be real. If you've had the chance to modify your baby, are you seriously going to give it disabilities? Intentionally?
@@laobok actually yeah thats some psycho shit if you specifically ordered a disabled baby
its like drinking while pregnant purposefully
@@elliot_rat Jesus Christ when you put it like that you think the police would go to people's houses for that intentionally making someone disabled when they could get bullied or have life problems damn
But there were disabled people or are you talking about disabled babies? Damn
I've never seen this channel but this man's accent is so powerful i have to subscribe
I’ve never heard of this movie but it sounds dystopian af. Thanks for this entertaining review.
I'm having a mental breakdown over a children's movie on a school night help
After hearing this theory, I was surprised from an AI making babies and "Oh, that lamb was made outside of a sheep?!"
Well, the lamb was made inside of a sheep, but it was born too early to survive outside of the womb. The machine gave the little guy more time to develop.
Great video m8 👏👏
Just found your channel and I'm hooked
"I tend to overthink stuff even if it's detrimental to my enjoyment."
**SUBSCRIBES** I've found my people!
Same I subbed just now
@Sarah Collins I AM 4 PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU! I'VE BEEN SUBSCRIBED SINCE DAY ONE!!!
@Sarah Collins Same, I practically grew up on Mat Pat and Minecraft. Mat actually made me more curious and try to look for hidden details and find answers
@@underplayer420 If overthinking is your thing, I may have to suggest subscribing to "The Theorizer."
@Sarah Collins I'm here because I've watched every film theory.
Please help
Say, with that voice, have you ever considered a career as a scientist-type villain?
The video aside, a Jurassic Park clip followed immediately by a Fran Bow clip is something I never thought I would see but that absolutely made my day.
This was the first video I saw, and I've been hooked ever since.
Thanks for making me appreciate Storks as a movie more, I thought it was alright when I first saw it, but the udnerlying story is fascinating.
"The babies are dangerous" thats my new favorite line 😂
Gives a new meaning to that what's worse than a rapist meme.
They *are.*
I think I forgot everything about this movie the second I left the theater, including the fact it even existed.
Did you know? There's a movie called Storks
Same,,,
I only remember this movie because when I left the theater I almost left with a different girl (not the friend I invited)
My dad immediately took the the pigeon and would quote him incessantly for years so I unfortunately did not get that experience
May I say, sir, how much I absolutely adore your presentation?? I am amused, horrified and joyful of this analysis.
those youtube videos that you can rewatch while you do homework. so few and far in between. such gems.
You know, when I found a video about Storks, I surely didn't expect some deep, dark conspiracy on bioethics. Great video, though. Those were very interesting thoughts.
1. The A.I doesn´t decide the family of the baby, remember that inthe scene Scene drop a lot of letters to the machine, letters with the directions and names... the machine just send them with the family that writes the letter... something about this that the movie didn´t think, is that, if they stop to use the letters at least from 20 years, that mean that a lot of the families that asked the babies, already got ones with natural means or adopted one (like Tulip case) or even some of then maybe die... in that cases.. what they are supose to do? living them in adoption I assume
2. Now that the Storks are back to the business, in some years there would be a lot of humans with better strength, reflexes, etc, "handsome" and also with pheromones that make everyone feel better around them (wich would help to world peace)... well it can be a happy ending if you see it at that way(?
BUT, there is a detail...
11:42
That baby was over-weigthed, someone considered that cute and write his baby to be like that.... MAYBE the machine made the baby in a way that he is fat but perfectly healthy (I mean it can give hair to new-borns), but even in that case, this implies that someone could give his newborn a very serious born-problem unless the A.I had a program against that :v7
yeah the fact you say it seems a bit fucked up
i have no idea what you just said.
1. I think by "deciding what family is worthy", this video means that some requests are rejected and those who the machine "deems worthy" are accepted? And perhaps in the process of deciding, the machine's taken your factors into consideration, like the possibility of the family getting the baby from natural means or dying. In the first place, it doesn't seem very likely for many of the families in Storks requesting babies to get any from natural means. Also, the babies that for some reason are not used could be genetically modified to suit the purposes of some other family maybe? Or maybe the factory just kill them off.
2. Your point is valid, but can the babies really maintain those qualities after they grow up? The pheromones, or maybe other chemicals, may wear off when the babies are not exposed to it for ages, since it's probably not in them, but in the pod that they're contained in. The baby factory is also unable to protect the babies from the conditions of life, which can cause their stats to decrease, especially the unstable appearance statistics of one. Unless, of course, the factory is able to manipulate everyone in the world, even abiotic factors. Also, what happens when those babies grow into adults who want babies? Essentially the entire human population is slowly being replaced by the factory-based genetically modified perfect babies. And they can't be perfect, because there's always something better, which means that the A.I. will just continue improving this population batch after batch in controlled patterns. Plus, how do these babies think? If their mind is affected by the genetic modification, soon most people in the world would think more or less alike, and want babies that will be more or less alike, which will grow into more or less alike adults.
Babies are supposed to be fat, and some newborns have tons of hair.
@@Brievel over-weigthed is being fatter than you are supose to do, like they are supose to be fat but that baby is more than it supose xd
This is making WAY more sense than I'm comfortable with 😬
Nice video! Keep up the good work!
The nature of humanity is that every so often, someone reinvents homestuck again.
This comment gave me whiplash
Come again? Pardon if I'm budding in, while I heard of it in several forums what does that have to do with this I'm curious.
God DAMN IT
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 in homestuck, babies are made with artificial means ^^
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 yeah essentially Homestuck is always bullshit and Jade is just like "hmmm, time machine that brings things from throughout time to me? let me just create a paradox by ordering it to bring me a frog from July 28th then go out on July 27th and move the frog somewhere else, when the machine brings me a pile of magical time goop I'll use it to create a baby clone of me and my 3 best friends, then send them out into the past so that technically we were all never born but instead created in this lab"
Could have I asked for a fish and then got a fish baby?
Mermaid baby?
Well, movie directors are too lazy. I mean, take the Darkest Minds for instance.
The STRONGEST POWER was NOT telepathy, not mind manipulation, not speed, not all of those.
But Fire. That was it.
@@thunderblood6603 well... I mean fire can make some nice meatballs but idk
@@thunderblood6603 it was meant to be symbolic to represent that what is truly strongest is determined by how it is used, what motivates the person using it, and what it is used for rather than what that power actually is.
Paris is a city not a country
Yes it is
Yeah he probably made a mistake in the script
Listen, if England is a city, then I see no reason why Paris can't be a country.
@@condescendingonlineman2136 viva la revolution!!!
I've never heard of this movie until this video, and I'm glad I have through you.