Muslim Jokes | Stand Up Comedy by Nishat Eqbal

Zinda Rehna Hai Bhai is my attempt to do some jokes on being Muslim in India. It is about my experiences about my name, Muslim characters in Bollywood, Mamata Banerjee. Comment youtr favourite joke of the video :)
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Credits:
Sound Mixing and Video Editing:
The Arya Brothers
Shot and recorded by The Habitat
Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at a live standup comedy event at The Habitat, Mumbai.
To know more about such live shows: / indiehabitat
Live Producer: Balraj Singh Ghai
The Habitat Audio Team:
Yash Rajiv Barse: / yashrajivbarse
The Habitat Video Team:
Vivian Castelino: / vvn_castelino
Aaditi Hirani:
/ aaditihirani
Harsh Shah:
/ ysoharsh
Special Thanks:
Kainat Sarfaraz, Ishaque Eqbal, Brijesh Jha, Rajat Sood, Md Suhel, Masoom Rajwani, Saad Sheikh, Ameya Deshpande, Chaitanya Tamhane, Hussain Haidry, Sumendra Singh and the entire Kolkata Comedy Scene.
#NishatEqbal #standupcomedy #ZindaRehnaHaiBhai

[@achaljoshi402]

,04:0., I remember...way back in 1990s...... being a local Brahmin i took care of my Muslim bestie classmate during fasting...and then for Eid....travelled with my him for Eid to his family home. His mother gifted me a shirt-fabric as gift and I instintively touched her feet.....poor lady, she was SHOCKED 😂 but all settled down....
I wore shirt from that cloth for my wedding years later ❤❤

[@anuragmahawar9289]

Lovely story😊😊😊😊

[@mdmassumahmedchoudhury7802]

❤️🇮🇳❤️

[@burningheart007]

Great bhai❤❤ #incredibleindia #respect

[@RajatSood]

ZNMD mein Baap hi alag nikal gaya hai!!!😂😂😂

[@keshavkunwar5878]

मकसद Nhi भूलना - Nissant Thakur😂

[@mohammadfaraz664]

Tum Bina maqsad ke ajate ho kya life hai wo insaan ko maqsad hona chahiye life tum qom hi b ker

[@parashar4690]

absolute gold.. Such a BALANCED comedy style, even tiptoing troubling topics with finesse.. Keep it up..

[@please9053]

Sarfaroshi Ki Tamanna Dil Mai Toh Hai Bhai....❤😂

[@BalrajGhai]

Favourite line - "Quote likha tha - Pen is mightier than the sword, main attention pay nahi kar raha tha, Phir teacher ne pen phenk ke maara"

[@cskhanshan]

Silence for those jinko lagta hai yeh comedy hai magr banda na mazak mazak mai reality bayan krdi 😢

[@sandipsawant3]

Agar yeh reality hai to agale 10 saal peacefulls log jains ke jitne honge.

[@pratikkumar125-05]

Agar really aisa sachhaii hota na to 70 sal me jis tarah pakistan bangladesh se hindu khatam ho rahe hain na waise hin tum bhi eliminate ho jate nanki 43% population increase ho gya hota.
Achhe maje se kama kha pee rha hai phir bolega ki reality hai...

[@jatinlohani]

मुस्लिम हमेशा विक्टिम कार्ड खेलेगा चाहे कॉमेडेयन हो या इंजीनियर हो एडवोकेट हो अमीर हो गरीब या चाहै उपराष्ट्रपति हो

[@syedsaif500]

To mere bhai or kisi layak chhora nhi na😅

[@quiteintresting1916]

Victim card.... Nah bro is funny as fuck... Tu safe hai bro

[@anuragmahawar9289]

Exactly

[@sammisalmani6057]

Bhiyaaa....😂 kya bawal machae ho aap..🤣🤣🤣🙌🏻👍🏻👏🏻

[@callme_s.saurav]

tune abhi bataya to maine dhyan se dekha tera naam. nhi to mai bhi aaj nishant hi smjh rha tha

[@RishuPandit756]

That was epic " mamta banerjee mujhse jyada musalman hai kuch seekho usse " 😂😂

[@d.s3643]

Movie badi details main dekhi hai bhai ... Ya angel socha hi nahi ham ne 😂😂

[@anuragmahawar9289]

Sahi bola bhai. Isliye we need comedian who comes from diverse background. Bhai ka Pakistan-Bangladesh joke (different video) sune ke mein bhi yahi socha.

[@yorktyke]

It isn't happening in chennai either

[@kshafqat]

Sarfaroshi ki tammanna toh dil mai hai bhai jaan ❤😂

[@user-rl2tk8lw7k]

Darna nhi h bhai😂😂

[@kaiz386]

And it's LIVE!!!

[@vinit.khandelwal]

Alive

[@anuragmahawar9289]

​@@vinit.khandelwal😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheAmeyadeshpande]

Love from north east
Delhi

[@dharmikgamerz4856]

Loved it brother ❤
BTW myself Sk Abul Kalam Azad 😅
Scope hai kuch dange me bachne ka

[@anuragmahawar9289]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shyamJhalani]

You have a long way to go! keep up the good work.

[@officialbrijeshjha]

Goosebumps!!

[@1982masood]

Bhai side mai Vote for BJP add aa rha hai....
Tension nahi

[@anuragmahawar9289]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@amankumar-it9ot]

Amazing. Sahi kar rha. Rukna mat.

[@ishaqueeqbal6442]

Heavy type ka mauj!

[@manmeetsingh837]

Yes it's a pressure but u r absolutely doing good

[@praveengoswami1598]

Very hilarious brother. Keep us posted .😅

[@anshukumarsingh95]

Badhiya tha guru 😅

[@sumeetsingh7922]

As I am watching this video you have exactly 786 likes, it's approved you will make it.

[@shridevaaa]

great set bhai😂😂😂😂😂 kya consistency maintain kari hai throughout😂 woh jo per pakadne wala joke toh ekdum relate karr gayaaa😂 all the best bhai. I hope aap zinda rahe jab thaak aap chaaho😂

[@anuragmahawar9289]

Mujhe bhi wo wala joke achha laga. 😂😂😂😂.

[@keshvan3]

Love from Goa ❤❤❤

[@soumyajeetchakrabarty6872]

This has been very hilarious...

[@IfhamSadique]

excellent work bhaiyaa❤❤

[@ansarijisan1413]

Bhai video continue rakho 😢

[@NishatEqbal]

Bilkul bhai. Aate rahenge ab.

[@moinqadri9237]

Bhaai mast hai kyaa baat 🔥️🔥️🔥

[@wrishabhdubey9575]

Hahaha!.. killed it bhaai 😅❤️

[@slimshade1993]

Saad Shaikh brought me here 😂😂😂

[@natasharastogi5381]

Excellent set 🎉🎉🎉

[@shaggy75]

mamta banerjee wala.was crazy man...❤

[@pavlikam]

Full maje

[@VishalJoshi-mn2mp]

Bahut shandaar

[@armanmusharraf9243]

Dark, subtle an hilarious af 😂❤

[@armanmusharraf9243]

*and

[@salikahmad662]

Loved it!

[@BhanulalAgrahari]

Bhai apka aawaj halka Rocky kgf Wale ke jais aha 😂

[@ParvezHassan]

Really good bro

[@Souless03.]

Bhai your jokes are awesome 😂😂

[@zitbey]

Subtle and consistent comedy ❤

[@Xposer202]

Bhai bade dino baad nazar aaye?

[@amarnath8952]

What a scarasm! I wish such chances our Hindu brothers of pak & Bangladesh would get their countrbut can it be there?

[@rohitsings666]

Bhai Irony is the before the video starts there's an ad to vote for BJP and after half the video is done bol rahe hai haath ko vote dedo.

[@fatmahena3069]

Superb bro❤

[@karanajmani3832]

Brilliant 😊

[@sameer_alvi0786]

Nishat bhai 😂 badhiya

[@asadjkhan6936]

Mazaa aaya gya
Jbrdst ❤❤❤

[@adityathakur3748]

Bhai aapke video se pehle BJP ka ad aagya modi sarkar ka.
Any way good video bro 😂

[@anuragmahawar9289]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rohanupadeo]

Brilliant stuff man, too good!

[@RitabrataDass]

Love from Kerela

[@Riider2050]

Liked and Subscribed ❤😂

[@kirtigiri6765]

👌👌👌👌Very Nice.

[@manmeetsingh837]

Luv ur jokes about mb and m

[@16kursubhrakantdash13]

Bhai ne sabke samne hag Diya...maja Nehi aaya

[@anuragmahawar9289]

Whatever the genre, a Muslim character is always in a horror movie. 😂😂😂😂😂 Great line! 👍👍👍👍👍

[@PandaTheAB]

Hilarious tight set 😂

[@backpackersanju]

6:04 ye badiya tha 😂

[@firdosabashir3489]

Best way to use sublimation mechanism. 👍👍
Instead of laughing i was corelating the things. 😞

[@YoSpongebob]

4:25 factual. Hamesha bad he krte.

[@jinx5751]

Keep improving.. Great Star you will be one day

[@kaiz386]

🎉🎉🎉

[@ProfAVanHelsing]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@agranee2005]

Soooo 🤌❤️‍🔥🔥

[@officialbrijeshjha]

Wooooo

[@deshmeena-qv3sd]

Sol,grt and vet

[@tooboringchild]

good one

[@user-vo5ed7ey2o]

Muslim Bharat me danger me hote to unki population 24 crore ki na hoti,and being a Hindu we love Muslims the same way they love us.

[@natiqhasan]

Bht badhiya bhai
Here is my comment jihaad
Please do reply jihaad as well

[@NishatEqbal]

Hahahahaha. Thankyou ❤️

[@peace-love-]

Guy is pretty funny

[@sumermore900]

Bahuuttt funny

[@user-yp4nu5ok1e]

Pura world paresan he bhai tum santi doto ki wajha se😂

[@warishairum699]

Khelaa hobe....... 🏀

[@amanyuvraajsharma3153]

Victim card ultra pro Max

[@abhijitsayinghello]

Aisa nahi hain yaar we are human

[@edmo8912]

I loved this set ❤😂

[@iamsajidanwar]

Bhai Maza aa gaya

[@zedbarb265]

👍

[@mianusmanarshad]

Kamal....

[@mianusmanarshad]

Bhai you are 👍

[@mamtat7206]

Awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🙏💪✊🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I hear you

[@abhoyeeeeeee]

😂😂😂

[@TripleSchezwan]

😂😂😂😂

[@satyamdoley8314]

Audience was not reacting as they should have! The audience laughter gives an extra edge to the set.
I found the set excellent. The end was superb.❤🎉

[@anonymous.chitthi]

Acha ji... to ab se aap saare shows m jana Bhaiya k & give the reaction 🙏👍

[@anuragmahawar9289]

You're right. Astute observation.

[@firdaus4573]

sarfaroshi ki tamanna dil me to he par g*** 😄

[@prashantroyut]

Very nice

[@sahilvishwakarma3640]

Bhai ne victim card se set hi bna diya😂

[@sshk1653]

80 CR ho ke hindu khatre me hai
To victim card 🥱 koun khel raha hai

[@Jai_.Mahakal]

Hum pathar nahi phekte dange chalu nahi karte aur love jihad nahi karte​@@sshk1653

[@Jai_.Mahakal]

​@@sshk1653toh victim hum hi hai un sab ke jo upar bola hai

[@sahilvishwakarma3640]

@@sshk1653 kon bola khatre me hai, mai bola ki tum bhi kaha khatre me ho fir bhi RR krte reahte ko.

[@sshk1653]

@@sahilvishwakarma3640 🌚 bilkul

[@advocatemohitkaushik6979]

John wick ni dekhi

[@udaydutta5502]

Waise to victim card khelte ye log social media platforms par ,agar koi Hindu inke ware kuch galat bol Diya to kide-mokore ki tarah AA jayenge hath Mai aag ka gola aur hathiyar najane kya kya..franch , denmark, bengalore, shahinbag...na Jane kaun kaun si jaga..

[@rishikanim8889]

U lost me at the pen wala joke....

[@farhanmirza52]

🤣

[@MithileshJha-tn3ks]

❤

[@pritamnaskar8336]

Bhai Kolkata me ake ekbar mamata ke bare me kuch bol toh manu

[@NishatEqbal]

Bhai main Kolkata ka hi hu. Sab material wahi banaya hai.

[@arindambanerjee6417]

Maqsad nahin bhoolna hai bhaijaan!🤣

[@anuragmahawar9289]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SaraSheikh403]

Muslim issue,name mean trp views .PM ki kursi tak Muslim nam liya Bina pura nhi hota news k baat to chhor ki do 😅😂