YTP: The Wawaw and Other Tales of Rosenry

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  • čas přidán 27. 04. 2013
  • Here it is, another poop using the newer videos. By the way, if you guys have any questions about youtube pooping or whatever, feel free to message me. What I don't want, however, (and I should have made this clearer in the description of the 500 sub special), is for you to ask me to put a particular sentence into my videos. When I want that, I'll specifically ask for it. I'll do it for the 1k special, but I'm not taking requests until I say I am. Deal? Good.
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Komentáře • 259

  • @PolarisMidnightSoldierLux
    @PolarisMidnightSoldierLux Před 9 lety +293

    "My mum and dad gave me Pneumonia, and they screamed 'lol!" That got me!

    • @robertnagy3942
      @robertnagy3942 Před 6 lety +4

      YEAH LOL I DIED

    • @shinmalphur499
      @shinmalphur499 Před 4 lety +1

      Same

    • @CJODell12
      @CJODell12 Před 2 lety +1

      "Hot Pickles"

    • @toejammer01
      @toejammer01 Před rokem +1

      About pnuemonia.
      It relocates all your blood to the finger.
      So if anyone fiddle diddles with it.
      You keel over and...
      DĪÊ.

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan Před 11 lety +157

    "When you're born, your parents think you're a BABY!"
    Hey now, Michael, no need to yell. No need to shout. No need to have a riot.

  • @TheAndrewj96
    @TheAndrewj96 Před 8 lety +158

    "Mum said she's not going TO THE BATHROOM ever again until we get a proper BATHROOM."
    I died.

  • @Rosenator1
    @Rosenator1 Před 9 lety +97

    My dad walked in when the video said:
    "Look! He switched on the teat!"
    At that point we both wanted to know what the heck I was doing with my life.

    • @joeharris5420
      @joeharris5420 Před 9 lety +2

      RetroMann KEK

    • @javlar2
      @javlar2 Před 9 lety +1

      RetroMann You're profile picture is glooorius!

  • @YuriNator557
    @YuriNator557 Před 8 lety +131

    My mum and dad gave me pneumonia, and they scream, 'LUUL!'

  • @SaucyPuppetShow1
    @SaucyPuppetShow1 Před 9 lety +58

    *fades in* "Shut your mouth, BITCH!" *fades out*
    Omg, I was in tears there, I don't know why but it's tiny jokes like these that I love the most :D

  • @Zilch616
    @Zilch616 Před 9 lety +118

    Uncle Mozzabutt. That's incredible. It shall be remembered.

    • @SoniKast
      @SoniKast Před 9 lety +6

      You mean..Uncle Mots-a-butt

    • @Zilch616
      @Zilch616 Před 9 lety +2

      Oh, I thought it was taken from Mozzarella. Oops.

    • @SoniKast
      @SoniKast Před 9 lety

      Lucas Tuckwood Cause you can actually hear the ts in the sentence

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika  Před 9 lety +17

      The Goku 7729
      Personally, I pronounce Mozzarella as "motsarella," so I understand the confusion.

    • @SoniKast
      @SoniKast Před 9 lety +2

      ChickenPika ah ok..
      i pronounce mozzarella normally but i heard this one like that

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan Před 8 lety +98

    I'll never forget when I first switched on the teat. My folks were so proud of me on that day.

  • @Mae_is_gae
    @Mae_is_gae Před 6 lety +37

    "and you switch on the switch"
    Chickenpika time travelling console gamer confirmed

    • @snarkasticdouche3863
      @snarkasticdouche3863 Před rokem

      You know the word "switch" wasn't invented by Nintendo, right?

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika  Před rokem +5

      You must be fun at parties if you're ever invited.

    • @snarkasticdouche3863
      @snarkasticdouche3863 Před rokem

      @@ChickenPika Usually, I'm too busy being showered in blowjobs to be much fun to anyone else. It's a serious problem actually.

    • @snarkasticdouche3863
      @snarkasticdouche3863 Před rokem

      @@ChickenPika Thanks for pointing that out, thanks.

    • @kgroveringer03
      @kgroveringer03 Před rokem

      @@ChickenPika hey, good to see you're still around, man! ^^

  • @MarcCarlessProductions
    @MarcCarlessProductions Před 9 lety +81

    "I loved my brothers big book of dirty grandmothers" cracked me up xD

  • @SerialK1986
    @SerialK1986 Před 11 lety +49

    "Something Changes...jizz" it's not original, but it's so damn effective, I lol'd. XD

    • @toejammer01
      @toejammer01 Před rokem

      Jizz.....
      BATHROOM FRYING PAN FULL OF DIRTY CUMBERS FROM GRANDMOTHERS

  • @pedanticvampire8121
    @pedanticvampire8121 Před 8 lety +50

    "My brother's on the baby!"
    "Why?"
    "Because he's supposed to finish his BEER!"

  • @SlickSteven75
    @SlickSteven75 Před 8 lety +82

    Michael has weird uncles

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika  Před 8 lety +32

      He has quite a few of them, and they always want to talk to his mom behind closed doors for some reason.

    • @christiangrey3645
      @christiangrey3645 Před 7 lety +3

      Has Michael deleted the video where he says "...bursts in - and he says; WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I can't seem to find it.

    • @TheDoomMaster
      @TheDoomMaster Před 7 lety +2

      SilverMoon The video where he bursts in and goes "What are you doing?" comes from Michael's big book of bad things part 2.

    • @christiangrey3645
      @christiangrey3645 Před 7 lety

      It's really not - but thanks for replying.

    • @rabiealkurba2520
      @rabiealkurba2520 Před 3 lety

      @@christiangrey3645 it's actually from part 1
      czcams.com/video/aXD00k0NIqo/video.html
      3 years later sorry XD

  • @Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooops

    "when you're born your parents think you are a BABY!!!"
    lmao i love that part

  • @suprcollider
    @suprcollider Před 6 lety +7

    "Something changes" *breathes in like he's going to say another sentence that's isn't the obvious follow up jizz joke*
    "jizz"

  • @DaksDoesStuff
    @DaksDoesStuff Před 9 lety +26

    0:03 BEST. STORY. EVER. (plus, the Wawaw does have a ring to it)

  • @megalul4141
    @megalul4141 Před 6 lety +8

    2:26 chicken peepee predicted nendo switch since 2013

  • @pcturtlehdmi9037
    @pcturtlehdmi9037 Před 10 lety +26

    "Something Changes."
    "When you're born, your folks think you're a BABY! They scream YAYEE!"

  • @HyperToasters
    @HyperToasters Před 11 lety +4

    Nothing is funnier than a British person saying "Penis"

  • @andrewbianchi1294
    @andrewbianchi1294 Před 7 lety +6

    And you switch on the Switch
    CHICKENPIKA IS A PSYCHIC

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika  Před 11 lety +32

    Explain. Is that pronounced "Wawaw"?

  • @TommyFenstermacher5150
    @TommyFenstermacher5150 Před 3 lety +3

    "You switched on the Switch" was ahead of it's time...

  • @ryanbrown4515
    @ryanbrown4515 Před 8 lety +27

    I JUST SPILT MY WATER ALL OVER MYSELF TWICE

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika  Před 8 lety +28

      To spill water once may be regarded as a misfortune. To spill it twice seems like carelessness.

    • @ryanbrown4515
      @ryanbrown4515 Před 8 lety +4

      ChickenPika I was laughing so hard at your YTP it went everywhere

  • @fridgearchive8488
    @fridgearchive8488 Před 9 lety +4

    You open the floor. You walk into the sofa. XD

  • @tombaigent4707
    @tombaigent4707 Před 7 lety +6

    2:28 you predicted the Nintendo switch?!?!?

  • @KentonMakings
    @KentonMakings Před 10 lety +13

    Mum said shes not going to the bathroom ever again, until we get a proper bathroom.

  • @noahbarbosa6500
    @noahbarbosa6500 Před 9 lety +10

    When my dad walks in on me watching Michael Rosen CZcams Poops: 0:40

  • @ultr4tr1ps
    @ultr4tr1ps Před 8 lety +10

    "I loved my brother's big book of dirty grandmothers"
    I'M DYING

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika  Před 7 lety +5

      PICKLED NEW GREEN CUCUMBER

    • @ultr4tr1ps
      @ultr4tr1ps Před 7 lety +3

      pickled new dirty grandmothers

    • @toejammer01
      @toejammer01 Před rokem

      Pickled new grandmothers on the fryingpan

  • @CMell650
    @CMell650 Před 6 lety +7

    1:26 killed me

  • @TheDoomMaster
    @TheDoomMaster Před 6 lety +7

    "And then you switch on the Switch"
    Now people are gonna think you're talking about the Nintendo console!

  • @hustla8907
    @hustla8907 Před 9 lety +7

    the subtle 'jizz' at 2:01 had me in stitches....

    • @JunKazamaFan
      @JunKazamaFan Před 8 lety +4

      +hustla8907 ...Ches.
      With that said, it pleased me very much, as well. I'd hate to have been denied my "jizz".

  • @SpongeyBubby
    @SpongeyBubby Před 8 lety +15

    1:16 I spat Snapple all over my laptop screen

  • @ryangraves4978
    @ryangraves4978 Před 8 lety +5

    0:42 And then he just bursts and goes *multiplies* LMBO

  • @vacatemyautomobileimmediat9495

    Michael: My mum and dad gave me pneumonia. And they scream "Lol!"
    Me:XD
    Genius, my plumtastic friend. You are definitely one of the better poopers.

  • @robertcornhole5197
    @robertcornhole5197 Před 10 lety +13

    Uncle MatzoButt?!

  • @dav.187
    @dav.187 Před 9 lety +5

    I think that jokes about Older Rosen defenestrating his mother r hilarious

  • @SamChilton
    @SamChilton Před 9 lety +16

    My mom and dad gave me pneumonia. They said LULULUL
    I died xD

  • @strangebones2000
    @strangebones2000 Před 7 lety +2

    This is the best YTP of all time

  • @TheBMEGuy
    @TheBMEGuy Před 6 lety +3

    Switching on the Switch
    ChickenPika is the Simpsons of YTP

  • @Thegreatercheese
    @Thegreatercheese Před 7 lety +3

    2:27 there goes ChickenPika predicting future Nintendo consoles.

  • @pityiszka
    @pityiszka Před 7 lety +5

    I want those pijamas hes wearing

  • @SouthFloridaMichaelRosenYTPs

    Lol, he said, "My Mum and Dad gave me pneumonia."

  • @Avatarodin
    @Avatarodin Před 7 lety +2

    "Switch on the Switch" actually has meaning now

    • @GreenNekoProductions
      @GreenNekoProductions Před 7 lety +1

      LOOK! HE SWITCHED ON THE SWITCH!

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika  Před 7 lety +6

      I'll be getting my SwiwS and Breath of the Windmills in the next few days.

    • @GreenNekoProductions
      @GreenNekoProductions Před 7 lety +2

      And you switch on the Switch. *Clicks JoyCon at the Switch tablet*

  • @jeffpaddick710
    @jeffpaddick710 Před 8 lety +3

    When you're born, your folks think you're a BABY! They scream HIEI!

  • @camoflamer
    @camoflamer Před 9 lety +8

    "MY MUM AND DAD GAVE ME PNEUMONIA AND THEY SCREAMED LOL!" omg XD

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll Před 8 lety +4

    Suddenly my dad bursts in and says WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
    And I said ya mother.

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika  Před 11 lety +4

    Nah, I enjoy it. This video probably only took me two hours or so. Besides, I like entertaining people.

  • @ThePlamzJoker
    @ThePlamzJoker Před 11 lety +3

    "The D" and "Moza-Butt" was funny XD

  • @HaosGriffon
    @HaosGriffon Před 6 lety +3

    Unfortunately I had to have a fair amount of ice cream in my mouth at 2:03 which soon afterward ended up all over my laptop screen. Thx

  • @hellofriend4091
    @hellofriend4091 Před 7 lety +4

    How to cheer yourself up when you're ill... That's why I'm here 🙂

  • @AdminiumWarrior
    @AdminiumWarrior Před 11 lety +1

    In a parallel universe, shyt like this is normal and our lives here are strange and oddly entertaining.

  • @KentonMakings
    @KentonMakings Před 8 lety +3

    My mum and dad gave me pneumonia, and they screamed, "LOL!"

  • @FeatherWait
    @FeatherWait Před 10 lety +14

    ...JIZZ...

  • @tolkiensunknowngrandchild3767

    The part with "uncle matza-butt" made me laugh WAY harder than I should have.

  • @CreativeName774
    @CreativeName774 Před 7 lety +3

    The captions are so accurate!

  • @roymcgeeters
    @roymcgeeters Před 11 lety +1

    This was great. A nice little something after me not watching a ytp in over 4 weeks. Seriously though, good job

  • @SouthFloridaMichaelRosenYTPs

    I wish I used one of them jokes at the Michael Rosen headquarters at my location.

  • @Gazski11s
    @Gazski11s Před 10 lety +11

    Something chanJIZZ... Jizz

  • @Xcreator999
    @Xcreator999 Před 11 lety

    You're creativity never ends!

  • @lightsaberlordp373
    @lightsaberlordp373 Před 4 lety +1

    "The big bad book!!!!!" Hahahaha this part made me laugh!!! 🤣😅🤣😅🤣🤣😅

  • @theorangeclub2738
    @theorangeclub2738 Před 8 lety +2

    oh yes! like the time you disappeared into the ceiling?

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Před 2 lety

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff

  • @terrencemay3745
    @terrencemay3745 Před 10 lety +11

    My Brothers On The FryingPan. XD

  • @MattJay.
    @MattJay. Před 9 lety +20

    Toot

  • @parenthesiscvrcle4552
    @parenthesiscvrcle4552 Před 8 lety +4

    0:19
    That face you make when you have to get twenty thousand pickles in your butt.

  • @Crazybones66
    @Crazybones66 Před 6 lety +3

    "And you switch on the switch." ...The first thing I'll do with a Nintendo Switch

  • @KentonMakings
    @KentonMakings Před 10 lety +11

    And I had to get 20,000 pickles in my butt.

  • @thesharmat9956
    @thesharmat9956 Před 9 lety +5

    and they said LUL

  • @Gardevoir-Xtreme
    @Gardevoir-Xtreme Před 5 lety +2

    I watch this every day :3

  • @PoopHead99999999
    @PoopHead99999999 Před 8 lety +1

    I started this video thinking I would be able to go without laughing.
    I lost before the second sentence.

  • @GlenGlingo9
    @GlenGlingo9 Před 6 lety +5

    Can we play "Don't Tell your Mother" sometime?

  • @KentonMakings
    @KentonMakings Před 4 lety +3

    I LOVED MY BROTHER'S BIG BOOK OF DIRTY GRANDMOTHERS.

  • @TeRBoozooka
    @TeRBoozooka Před 11 lety +2

    If the first seven seconds make you lose your shit, then you know you've got a good one.

  • @WibblyWobblyWoo
    @WibblyWobblyWoo Před 11 lety +2

    The way you made it look like he wasn't gonna say jizz was genius.

  • @JontyMaster
    @JontyMaster Před 4 lety +1

    "I had to get 20 thousand pickles in my butt, *CLICK* "
    I died at that part. LOL

  • @zakariayousseflakhdar2539

    one of the best! love it

  • @helloolleh_dis
    @helloolleh_dis Před rokem +2

    Tip: Don't drink while watching something hilarious.
    by that I mean any liquid

  • @james-jh3fk
    @james-jh3fk Před 4 lety +1

    So relatable. I always get home, open the floor, walk into the sofa then switch on the switch

  • @WibblyWobblyWoo
    @WibblyWobblyWoo Před 11 lety

    You're an artist mate XD

  • @bruh8989
    @bruh8989 Před 3 lety

    Bruv, love ur content

  • @mad2fan2018
    @mad2fan2018 Před 4 lety +1

    "The Dedede."
    i died ecks dee

  • @DeuteriumtheSentientMattress

    "When you're born, your parents think you're a BABY!! They scream "YEEY!".

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 Před rokem +1

    something changes. ''jizz'' ...... roaring with laughter!

  • @KentonMakings
    @KentonMakings Před 4 lety

    We were playing, "Don't Tell Your Mother"

  • @RootNegativeSixteen
    @RootNegativeSixteen Před 11 lety +2

    What's wrong with dreaming about Rosen?

  • @ilovepubg4814
    @ilovepubg4814 Před 3 lety

    Really Nice

  • @Kardash_xx
    @Kardash_xx Před 8 lety +3

    I'm going to watch this too many times and ruin it for myself, I know it 😂

  • @atomictortoise
    @atomictortoise Před 3 lety +1

    2:26 chickenpi *NESS* predicted the nintendo switch

  • @lewish4352
    @lewish4352 Před 6 lety +1

    He's supposed to finish his beer before he has sex.

  • @OctoNoctoCringeFest
    @OctoNoctoCringeFest Před 8 lety +3

    Going out for an hour. gonna leave this on and see what autoplay leads me to.
    EDIT:
    it was CRC2

  • @patchworkat
    @patchworkat Před 7 lety

    When you're born, your folks think you're a *BABYYY*

  • @GreenNekoProductions
    @GreenNekoProductions Před 7 lety +2

    0:49 "Like the time you threw your mother out of the window."

  • @mayrosealonde8575
    @mayrosealonde8575 Před 8 lety

    I watched this late at night...bad idea

  • @bendybendy7656
    @bendybendy7656 Před 4 lety

    This is too good 🤣🤣

  • @KentonMakings
    @KentonMakings Před 4 lety

    My mum and dad gave me pneumonia, and they scream, "lol!"

  • @PizzaPieOverlord
    @PizzaPieOverlord Před 3 lety +1

    2:27 omg u predicted the nintendo switch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @WingedEternitys
    @WingedEternitys Před 5 lety +1

    The woawoa.

  • @KentonMakings
    @KentonMakings Před 4 lety

    My brother is on the fryingpan.

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat Před rokem

    "I had to get 20,000 pickles in my BUTT."
    I'm crying. LMAO
    Yes, I know I am 9 years late. lol

  • @mikevanmeurs9914
    @mikevanmeurs9914 Před 8 lety

    I don't want to say something changes but something changes love That part