The Worst Kronii Tangent Ever (It's Progressively Gets Worse😭)
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- čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER AAAAAAA
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Kronii: Okay, i'm gonna stop now
99% of the chat: Thank you
That one guy: *Enables her*
Kronii: Ok, i'll keep going
kronii: 1 like and we go on a cursed tangent
kronii: (likes her own post)
kronii: say no more
Who was that psychopath? 😭🤢
Kronii's chat got One Guy'd
This is why "chat reflects the streamer".
I like how at around 2 minute part I thought that the clip was about to be over only to realise that I have 10 more minutes to go. How tf does it actually keep getting worse 😭😭😭
kronii moment
she really made time flow differently there
literally my thought process at 3min
same but at 5min
I was at 2:36 when I found your comment
New Kronii fan: Hot girl and smooth voice, nice.
Veteran Kronii fan: Why is my oshi so cursed?! (Still love her though)
Why is my Oshi a dude bro
She’s just as weird as me fr fr.
thats why we love her tbh
@@Lesiantha still hot and still have a smooth voice too
@@Lesiantha she's too far gone, she can't be fixed (not sure she was capable of being fixed in the first place tbh)
Goes on a cursed tangent and instantly turns seiso the moment jpniki shows up. The audacity of this clock woman 😂
Starts talking in Genki
"It's not as bad as the tapeworm tangent"
Kronii: *Thinks for a second* Okay lemme try to make it worse
She got competitive.
Perfectionist streak.
"Perfection means to top everything."
“ this isn’t about me anymore” she locked in😭
I find it fascinating that my super chat, being all innocent, started something so cursed yet fascinating at the same time.
Her brain truly works in a mysterious way..
Based
You created a monster...
All three perspective in a chain? Damn
I won't even bother asking "what is wrong with my oshi?" because the answer must be the size of a phone book
It's easier to answer "what's right with my oshi? " lol
Like the Game of Thrones history book I think my housemate bonked me with when I think I got too handsome with my housemate while blackout drunk but actually have no idea what happened that night.
Sometimes I wonder why Kronii is my oshi.
Then she pulls tangents like this out of nowhere and I remember why.
Yeah that's why she's my kamioshi. I have other oshis. But there's is nothing in this world like kronii.
She could turn back time,
To the good old days
I mean it is still good as long as its with our dear oshi
clicked on this while eating food, got to her talking about pimple popping, immediately regret my decision. ah
dude you were NOT KIDDING
it got so GROSS
This is crap you think when you can't sleep and it's already 4 AM.
Me watching this at 4:30 AM: I feel attacked by this comment
Insomnia is a common MDD symptom. Fitting for the depressed grandmother clock.
Somehow awkwardly fitting for an avatar of time?
Title : Worst Kronii Tangent Ever
Homer : Worst Kronii Tangent... So Far !!
I think this is her revenge for running the blended sandwich gag into the ground and all the subway jokes. Let her cook!
Kronii is the warden of time, but can she see that it's _time_ to stop?
Of course she can, but she keeps going forward, cause time doesn't stop for anybody.
Time waits for no one was right there
My impression during kronii debut: "Wow this girl is so cool, her voice is lovely"
My mind today: "Wow this clock woman is cool, voice is nice, and shes weird plus insane, fantastic"
Body's mayonnaise.......Man i can never look at mayonnaise the same way again.Thanks Kronster
0:37 I’m not the only one who thought of a certain lyric.
LMAO same, I thought for sure she was gonna go there
from what?
@@jhoncreusora8574 Search up “my neck my back”.
@@jhoncreusora8574 From My Neck by Khia Shamone
@jhoncreusora8574 look up "Richard cheese - my neck, my back" for a fun version of the song.
"talk dirty to me Kroni."
Proceed to talk about popping pimples and stuff. And drinking blended sandwiches for a good measure.
I watched 2 mins at the moment and I'm scared to go further...
I keep checking the progress bar, it just keeps going
I went 4 minutes in! I can't go on! I'm not strong enough!
Oh it gets SO much worse.
i fell asleep to this rant last night, i knew it would be clipped the next morning
commenter: no keep going
me after the tangent: OH GOD WHY DID YOU LET HER COOK
I sat and listened to this whole thing while reading a book during the stream...I didn't finish that chapter that stream.
I love how someone in chat responds to her and she assumes its like the unison answer of everyone in chat.
it's literally the same as what jerma does 😭
why is she like this....
This is the kind of videos I'm glad I'm ESL
I just hear words that I can't understand
Cursed/unhinged tangents like this are my favorite thing-
I love this clock
Okay, after watching this, I have two questions:
1- Did Kronii learn about this cursed conversations somewhere or did she come up with them herself?
2- What on earth did she ask Gura that day? I NEED TO KNOW
i love how Chat is both horrified by the worsening of the tangent, yet they keep encouraging her to keep going & see what happens
(& yeah, I also would love to never think about NTR Worm ever again)
I feel like sometimes when she talks like this, it makes me think like she had an epiphany or awakened to a new dimension but then didn't finished it, so that's why she asks these things. Poor kronies.
Just your average lovecraftian eldritch revelation then.
Me, yesterday: "Oh sweet, Kronii powerwash stream, it's been a while. Time for a zatsu and chill powerwashing."
The tangent:
Why is my oshi like this, man.. Blue woman's mind sometimes scares me..
(It was a great time though despite the cursed tangents. Also, the movies summary part at the end of her stream was pretty good as well, lmao.)
I love my clock woman talking, she’s a good woman
What is it about power wash that brings out the unhinged? Also, perfect timing at 1:18 for the ding to go off
From tea is leaf juice to body's mayo is something I can't describe with words
*3 minutes in
Me: it couldn't be THAT bad
*10 minutes in
Me: OH GOD PLEASE STOP THIS LADY
3:50
WTFFFFFFF
4:11
UHHHHHHH
6:11
Turn into a cat, would u still love them
8:10
INVITE A LOVE INTEREST AND MAKE YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER WATCH YOU POUNCING ON YOUR LOVE INTEREST AT NIGHT (yup that's what she said)
11:00
Kronii...........
12:20
Getting that ACTION GOING
13:49
Lmao jp kronii seiso
2:08 never in my life have i ever audibly said EW so loud bro
I had GG's stream on for background noise, which was redirected to moom playing doom, which redirected to kronii. I think the weirdest moment all day was the out freaking a ghost haunting you by stripping fully naked, walking on all fours, meowing and also trying to flirt.
I was looking for the comment "a cat is fine too"
We love our Oshi 😂
Body mayo made me sick, fried toads confused me and the no-bestiality-jokes disclaimer made me laugh at the sheer impact of Calli x Horse. Peak clip 🙏
Goddamn it I can't believe someone used A.I. to make Kronii say 'zooph*lia'
...What do you mean it's not A.I.??
I think Kronii is the only vtuber who's managed to successfully inflict actual nausea on me on multiple occasions.
Times like these, I wonder if it took less for Kroni to destroy Gura's smile
This is what happens when Sally is not around. We get door-completely-unhinged Kronii
You can see a pattern with Kronii taking things too far and then immediately regretting it 😂
this is the first thing i watched after waking up💀 kinda regret it but at least it made me fully awake…
watching this unfold in real time was an experience lol
Slowly, everyday, we get closer to the mysterious question she asked Gura
When they said "It gets proggressively worse" they didn't lie.
Gotta love Kronii despite the cursed stuff she knows but we couldn't have her any other way. Thanks for the clips!
I had to miss this last night, so of course she goes on one of her most freaky tangents haha. However, I just know she can do so much worse LOL. That said… this kronie can take a lot of mental beatings.
(This is not a challenge, but intellectual curiosity want to know how deranged Kronii can actually go lol.)
NEVER EVER ESCAPING THE PET PLAY ALLEGATIONS.
Man I love Kronii. She has quite a lot of Insight to share on some interesting subjects.
I dont want to imagine what is her search history
She let the intrusive thoughts win, and I love her for it.
I'm pretty sure her most weird stuff comes out when she's playing this game... it definitely brings something out in her! 🤣
"Can I say one thing before we move on from this subject?"
Time remaining on video: 13 minutes
Every time I see anyone go on a tangent, it reminds me of Oney and crew with their hypotheticals, especially the one in their Kingdom Hearts playthrough.
"Tomar, what would you do if your dear beloved wife, with whom you wish to spend eternity, turned into a pathetic disgusting worm right in front of you? What would you do, Tomar?"
Tiny Ozama is still a gut buster to this day.
The warnings were in the title and the comments and I still watched this while eating. Why... Also thanks for the clip.
I regret watching this while eating
And watching it in general
Thats our lovely oshi ladies and gentlemen *bows*
When time has too much time on her hands....
I like how she tries to shield the Japanese viewers from her cursed tangents.
And now I'm even more curious about that question she asked Gura.
Good on Nerrev, putting the Kronii asking people not to do any zoophilia/go much further with the joke.
Fairplay, most clippers would bother editing it in
second half is basically kafka’s metamorphosis?? truly an intellectual tangent
I now know beyond a shadow of a doubt which Chaos God Kronii feeds.
15:43 Doesn't want to be uncomfortable.
This entire tangent.
honestly from the discussions she's had before about morbid things from the internet as well as the worst kinds of doujinshis i wasn't all that fazed when she went on that recent tangent
I love how she turned her voice from hot lady to a cute little girl, when she started speaking japanese
this was one single uninterrupted yap.
2:40 Man, Kronii's really leaning into the Disciple of Nurgle vibes here.
I feel like I've become more introspective and philosophical the more I've watched Kronii for all the convos she's had, intriguing or cursed.
Makes me also wonder how many friends she's asked various hypothetical situations
i just clicked through the video and i could still see how badly this progresses lmao...
"A cat is fine too" - a legendary manga panel
I love her weird and gross tangents and philosophical conundrums
"Chat, i can fix her"
NO YOU CAN'T.
You're better off fixing yourself
She doesn’t need fixing
The last minute or two is what ethical clipping looks like. Kudos.
She's really out here asking if a cat is fine too LMAO
There really needs to be someone around this women to put a hand on her shoulder and be like "NO! No..."
I finally was brave enough to check this clip only to stop in fear at 3:40 for whatever shes gonna say. Maybe ill continue after i eat or some other day...
After hearing this, the pet play allegation is actually very tame.
You know the stream is gonna be cursed when she's playing powerwash
Bunny the dog can use words and phrases to communicate. So more than nods and shakes.
0:35 "my neck, my back..."
my brain: ........ my [redacted] and my crack-
This gives the same vibe as that one mind fuck question on the internet were If your lover and your mom switches body and the only way to reverse them back is to do IT to one of them while they're still body swapped and you have to choose who you wanna do IT with 😂
Kronii out here with the Gregor Samsa Question of 'What if's'
"A cat is fine, too..."
7:09 "'I'd rawdog the basterd" got me 😭
She's not trying to ask thought-provoking questions, she's trying to terminate all thought lol
5:51 she took that as a challenge
Coworker couldn't continue working after going to a Chrio, they fucked up her neck so bad she could barely work at a computer because of the pain...
Listening to this live was special. She just let the intrusive thoughts win for an hour
i regret deciding to watch this while i eat
Well, that was cursed. Time to eat dinner!
I was lucky enough I didn't get to watch the stream but my curiosity is still able to kill me the moment I clicked on this clip
"I wanted some big class action. Where they would crack my neck, my back..."
Please no...
"My leg..."
Oh thank God.
what?
I haven't been able to catch as many streams lately (bless you btw Nerrev), and I'm terrified right now.
14:00 my brothers got saved from the "scary" stories. one time im thankful for the language barrier
Man, this KRONII tips does work...
*Keeps eating while watching this video *
Me, at the half of the video: _what kind of Ntr cat is this-?!_ *gag *
_-ok, but what if... Your significant other, turned small... Like, very small... Not into a worm, but... You know, like the size of a worm only..._
half of my brain cells died that day
I deeply regret falling down the rabbit hole now.