MR STEAL YOUR GIRL | EPISODE 19 (DAUGHTER EDITION)

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  • @LT.LICKME
    @LT.LICKME  Před 2 lety +10210

    It's good to be home. #LTARMY

  • @Adam-hs9ft
    @Adam-hs9ft Před 2 lety +3769

    When the world needed him the most, the boi is back in buisness

    • @I_am_Signal
      @I_am_Signal Před 2 lety +5

      I couldn’t even click the cash button as it doesn’t appear for me, did it for you. It still says Mystery with the question mark.

    • @splitser7082
      @splitser7082 Před 2 lety +8

      He is no mere boi, he is the lieutenant!

    • @windagar1552
      @windagar1552 Před 2 lety +1

      yeah

    • @chancevasquez1990
      @chancevasquez1990 Před 2 lety +6

      We needed him for a year

    • @Adam-hs9ft
      @Adam-hs9ft Před 2 lety +2

      @@I_am_Signal ?

  • @aduck1848
    @aduck1848 Před 2 lety +355

    “So do you prefer Step dad or Step Daddy?” Thanks Lt LICKME you ruined my childhood by making it the best

  • @akacody7818
    @akacody7818 Před 2 lety +530

    "You call me sir "
    "But I don't have your number."
    *literally just pretended to call as her teacher*
    Glad you're back 😂😂😂

    • @skippy3607
      @skippy3607 Před 2 lety +3

      So true

    • @Wee_Voo
      @Wee_Voo Před 2 lety +4

      Rewatching rn.. HOW COME I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT! omg🙀

  • @xander_w0399
    @xander_w0399 Před 2 lety +1931

    "I GOT FUCKIN' PUBES OLDER THAN YOU"
    I'm dead man 😭I missed this so much

    • @14bqdonk
      @14bqdonk Před 2 lety +1

      ikr

    • @Noone-hk1vf
      @Noone-hk1vf Před 2 lety +12

      “Ima break both your legs and spray paint you green and call you fucking gumby”
      Im fucking dead

    • @vhsninjaccoon7705
      @vhsninjaccoon7705 Před 2 lety

      @Louise 22 y.o - check my vidéó No no. Lieutenant Army didn't do nothing important. Rather is the jersey man who carried the whole video.

    • @mryoso1217
      @mryoso1217 Před 2 lety

      R.i.p.

  • @seucroissant8221
    @seucroissant8221 Před 2 lety +869

    “You call me sir”
    “But i dont have your number”
    Im die laughing

  • @mentaltelepathy24
    @mentaltelepathy24 Před 2 lety +97

    My stomach hurts for laughing. "fucking flowers, how fucking thoughtful."

  • @nero7921
    @nero7921 Před 2 lety +184

    just testing these out, I was giggling throughout every second of this video we’re happy ur back

  • @dontgotomydiscord1058
    @dontgotomydiscord1058 Před 2 lety +642

    LT.LICKME: “we just doing a little bit of trolling”
    The dad: RAGES

  • @ltphantomknight8942
    @ltphantomknight8942 Před 2 lety +824

    I fuckin lost it when he threatened to "Turn him into a real life Gumby"

  • @thesuffering2392
    @thesuffering2392 Před 2 lety +94

    "I got pubes older then you" LMAOOO IM DYING. Also glad LT. Lickme is back

  • @tracker569
    @tracker569 Před 2 lety +51

    "What fucking twilight book did she cut you out of" 8:25 I LOST IT LOL

  • @NerdEmojiFr
    @NerdEmojiFr Před 2 lety +1807

    This guy was actually fuckin funny af with his insults

  • @fnwouidhadspdkwa
    @fnwouidhadspdkwa Před 2 lety +1281

    Holy shit it’s him. It’s his voice and everything. He’s truly back

  • @shutup8402
    @shutup8402 Před 2 lety +341

    Bring back ‘The Watchers’ series please, they were the best

    • @shutup8402
      @shutup8402 Před 2 lety +6

      @@anonymous4207 why you so hurt about ppl wanting a series back 😭

    • @anonymous4207
      @anonymous4207 Před 2 lety

      @@shutup8402 Nit a clue lol

    • @blacksky5110
      @blacksky5110 Před 2 lety +3

      @@anonymous4207 The watcher series is a reboot of the stalker series, correct me if I’m wrong but the stalker series is what initially put Lt on the map. So technically The Watcher is the “og stuff.”

    • @BRPJR
      @BRPJR Před 2 lety

      @@anonymous4207 hey snow flake, you forgot what ch we are in.

    • @anonymous4207
      @anonymous4207 Před 2 lety

      @@blacksky5110 true true

  • @iaminqa
    @iaminqa Před rokem +4

    7:16 sounds like he spitting some rap bars 😂😂🔥🔥 You can’t unhear it

  • @ozzy5093
    @ozzy5093 Před 2 lety +392

    The guy's accent makes this 100% better lmao.

  • @quiethonesty1445
    @quiethonesty1445 Před 2 lety +516

    The "You call me sir."
    "I don't have your number?"
    Gives me big Rush hour 3 vibes

    • @shroomii3414
      @shroomii3414 Před 2 lety +14

      why did i réad that like "Big Time Rush"😭

  • @andrewlevie1265
    @andrewlevie1265 Před 2 lety +37

    “What twilight book did she cut you out of!!??” Bruh, that is gold 😂

  • @riffraff9070
    @riffraff9070 Před 2 lety +22

    I miss the song at the End. So good to hear again. "You Mad Bro?"

  • @Akillez
    @Akillez Před 2 lety +717

    LT: "I wash it daily , Im clean shaven, Im always packing protection." Dad: "I'm going to fucking kill him."
    LMFAO I miss these videos

  • @brentekuntimeddisaster7137
    @brentekuntimeddisaster7137 Před 2 lety +845

    Dude these guys are straight up roasting each other. I couldn’t come up with insults this good if I spent 5 weeks in the shower.

    • @MSquad2008
      @MSquad2008 Před 2 lety +5

      Facts

    • @Ryan-ml8op
      @Ryan-ml8op Před 2 lety +13

      I’m pretty sure it’s because his videos are rigged and these people are actors

    • @Iamafuckingmadlad
      @Iamafuckingmadlad Před 2 lety +18

      @@Ryan-ml8op but entertaining

    • @Drak3Pope
      @Drak3Pope Před 2 lety +3

      @@Ryan-ml8op he has a submit link

    • @Redacty
      @Redacty Před 2 lety +12

      @@Ryan-ml8op tbh nobody cares they are funny as fuck

  • @mikaelafox6106
    @mikaelafox6106 Před 2 lety +34

    I would’ve loved to have heard her reaction. 😂

  • @karnijj6837
    @karnijj6837 Před rokem +4

    “What kind of twilight book she cut you out of” that killed me 🤣

  • @SamiT-cl9or
    @SamiT-cl9or Před 2 lety +166

    “You, call, me, sir”
    “But I don’t have your number?”
    😂😂😂

    • @alexandermills9965
      @alexandermills9965 Před 2 lety +2

      I'd have said 'But you havn't been knighted yet, have you?

    • @jacelt7353
      @jacelt7353 Před 2 lety

      He did say in an old Twitter post that he deleted that his next video was going to be a mr steal your girl

  • @o0Dread0o
    @o0Dread0o Před 2 lety +281

    "what fucking twilight book did she cut you out of?" I'm crying bro xD

    • @MaizenBlue27
      @MaizenBlue27 Před 2 lety +10

      I love how he was holding in a laugh and played it off as crying I found that absolutely hysterical

    • @bokc.lil.keith97
      @bokc.lil.keith97 Před 2 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rhygarthoams9592
      @rhygarthoams9592 Před 2 lety +2

      @Nah we know you think everything is staged. Your not original

  • @lavantaeredditt2399
    @lavantaeredditt2399 Před 2 lety +2

    It's good to have you back LT.LICKME. We all miss you.

  • @chibitoon989
    @chibitoon989 Před rokem +5

    See this is why we love u LT.lickme through your pranks u bring out people’s true intentions

  • @CreatureCal
    @CreatureCal Před 2 lety +958

    When you were expecting Watchers, but Mr Steal Your Girl returns: *A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!*

  • @pseudonym1128
    @pseudonym1128 Před 2 lety +196

    For thousands of years he’s laid dormant… WHO HAS DISTURBED HIS SLUMBER?!?!?

  • @f4keinternetgrll820
    @f4keinternetgrll820 Před rokem +3

    I don’t know how you don’t bust out laughing while doing this it’s amazing

  • @gonzobean648
    @gonzobean648 Před 2 měsíci

    "Hugs and kisses and all things sweet, youre my little love bird, tweet, tweet, tweet" and the "What twilight book did she cut you out of" Got me, damn in tears😭💀💀💀

  • @zuton_
    @zuton_ Před 2 lety +1299

    I was grinning literally the entire time. Lt Army is back!

    • @mustech5244
      @mustech5244 Před 2 lety +9

      They can just take my money! I will support in any way I can! I have been part of this army for years, watching, listening, and learning! Now I can support and I will.

    • @Jayismynickname
      @Jayismynickname Před 2 lety +4

      man I’m glad he’s back brings back some memories

    • @radazak2886
      @radazak2886 Před 2 lety +1

      Me too😆😁😁😁

    • @Golden_Worm
      @Golden_Worm Před 2 lety +1

      Tonk

    • @_zachtheking_2843
      @_zachtheking_2843 Před 2 lety +1

      Same this is crazy af

  • @chaster_mief
    @chaster_mief Před 2 lety +78

    " *my cat have- gotta feeed it* 😓..."
    I think these were the sharpest exchanges yet even by the victim

  • @GiuseppeSimonetti
    @GiuseppeSimonetti Před 2 lety +7

    Well that guy is definitely from New York. Also you're gonna give this guy a stroke. He's already got high cholesterol from all the Pasta and Pizza in Brooklyn

  • @ThatGuy-re8gy
    @ThatGuy-re8gy Před 2 lety +4

    I have genuinely never seen someone as entertaining you

  • @_marou_
    @_marou_ Před 2 lety +167

    "NO! YOU CALL ME SIR!"
    "BUT I CANT! I DON'T HAVE YOUR NUMBER"
    "NO! I SAID YOU CALL ME SIR!"
    "BUT I DONT HAVE YOUR NUMBER SIR"
    "YES! YOU CALK ME SIR!"
    "BUT I DONT HAVE YOUR NUMBER!"
    Had me laughing

    • @fealtyknight1015
      @fealtyknight1015 Před 2 lety

      Cringe

    • @sathvikhero7750
      @sathvikhero7750 Před 2 lety +1

      @@fealtyknight1015 you

    • @_marou_
      @_marou_ Před 2 lety

      @@fealtyknight1015 our humour is probably not the same then

    • @fealtyknight1015
      @fealtyknight1015 Před 2 lety +1

      It is cringe im sorry lads. Hes a good youtuber but yeee this one i cringed so hard

    • @_marou_
      @_marou_ Před 2 lety

      @@fealtyknight1015 as I said, we have different humour so I get that some would cringe and others will be like me

  • @emrald9963
    @emrald9963 Před 2 lety +439

    “So you don’t bat for the other team?” Definitely using this😂

  • @riftey98
    @riftey98 Před 2 lety +31

    the man, the myth, the legend… is finally back! Been waiting for this moment for a long time!!!

  • @TaoHK
    @TaoHK Před 2 lety +3

    This is by far the most calm dad ever.

  • @FunkySquadHD
    @FunkySquadHD Před 2 lety +343

    and he has returned!!!

  • @griffindeville4621
    @griffindeville4621 Před 2 lety +127

    "you cant just lie and hang up the phone"
    Lieutenant: Yikes gotta feed the cat.

  • @CalebDawshka
    @CalebDawshka Před 2 lety

    I have just joined this Army, and I am glad to be here! I can’t wait to see everything that shall happen!

  • @fattysealdance2933
    @fattysealdance2933 Před 2 lety

    The myth the legend LT. Is back and filled with energy

  • @RetroLuv_
    @RetroLuv_ Před 2 lety +681

    “You Joe Rogan Experience listening motherfu”
    good to have you back LT

  • @legenosm.5581
    @legenosm.5581 Před 2 lety +115

    “I have a cat I ha e to feed it” had me laughing

  • @rawhialnabulsi8975
    @rawhialnabulsi8975 Před 2 lety

    this unlocked plenty of memories
    its good to have you home

  • @aaronxlycan2880
    @aaronxlycan2880 Před 2 lety +1

    This was oddly wholesome on the first half :)

  • @ThatGuy-vy2to
    @ThatGuy-vy2to Před 2 lety +147

    The genuine smile that came across my face when he started talking and I realized the LT is really back

    • @king5430
      @king5430 Před 2 lety +1

      fr was smiling the whole video 😁

    • @aizensosuke6031
      @aizensosuke6031 Před 2 lety

      Wen u realise it is all staged ..

    • @waffflee3663
      @waffflee3663 Před 2 lety

      @@aizensosuke6031 it really isn’t, it’s usually from people he knows or people send in forms

  • @CO2M1C
    @CO2M1C Před 2 lety +128

    When LT. said
    "My cat have
    Um
    Im gonna feed it"
    That was so funny 😂

  • @snowyxd2352
    @snowyxd2352 Před 2 lety +1

    Happy to have you back

  • @ltrexy7287
    @ltrexy7287 Před 2 lety +6

    This dude was my childhood. I hope he is her for my teenage years and adulthood. Damn he’s good

  • @doomsday1273
    @doomsday1273 Před 2 lety +233

    im so glad its back, but in the most og classic way possible. No whacky changes, no pandering to "new audiences". Its the exact same LT we all fell in love with and done perfectly

  • @pabloyon
    @pabloyon Před 2 lety +207

    "okay sir!"
    "Why are u calling me sir?"
    "No u"
    "Me what?"
    "What?"
    Lmaoo

  • @whd_x2568
    @whd_x2568 Před 2 lety +1

    LETS GOOO THE KING HAS RETURNED

  • @tomaliothetomato439
    @tomaliothetomato439 Před 2 lety +1

    Yo this dude is actually funny af. Such creative insults.

  • @baileysawyer9042
    @baileysawyer9042 Před 2 lety +151

    Bringing it back with the best series, but I was still waiting for the “say hey to ya mum for me”

  • @mr_racks7059
    @mr_racks7059 Před 2 lety +49

    The king has returned to HIS THRONE ALL HAIL THE LT ARMY

  • @jokequad8
    @jokequad8 Před 2 lety +1

    This intro is all ways legendary

  • @blitzjacobs7132
    @blitzjacobs7132 Před 2 lety

    Been watching LT. Channel for good time now

  • @infinty_yt
    @infinty_yt Před 2 lety +83

    Well, the dad cares a LOT about his daughter at least.

  • @vhsninjaccoon7705
    @vhsninjaccoon7705 Před 2 lety +469

    This Dad is the best character. He sounds like a Italian Gangster. Which makes it better.
    His confidence and anger, alongside with his straight away responses--quick dialogue.

    • @jayden7736
      @jayden7736 Před 2 lety +6

      Idk, I get more New Jersey dude from him

  • @OK-fn5is
    @OK-fn5is Před 2 lety

    the myth, the legend, RETURNS

  • @zacknecropolis6041
    @zacknecropolis6041 Před 2 lety +1

    ITS GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN LIEUTENANT!

  • @Mute1610
    @Mute1610 Před 2 lety +121

    Hes back. When the world needed him the most.

    • @Zoxxies
      @Zoxxies Před 2 lety +7

      *”He Returned When We Needed Him The Most.”*

    • @Mute1610
      @Mute1610 Před 2 lety

      @@Zoxxiesyeah couldnt remember how it went so went with that.

  • @x7_stormbird
    @x7_stormbird Před 2 lety +65

    God I’m so glad he’s back, used to watch him all the time

  • @ChickenKitten
    @ChickenKitten Před 2 lety +2

    I loved these videos back in the day I'm glad they're coming back, hope all's well.

  • @Jon411ful
    @Jon411ful Před 2 lety +1

    “Why are you calling me sir?” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @poochpanda123_5
    @poochpanda123_5 Před 2 lety +69

    We're waited a whole year for a sequel to this 😭

  • @drago2431
    @drago2431 Před 2 lety +81

    This man delivered and he delivered greatly, hope to see more of this lieutenant

  • @user-tg9vf9nr4s
    @user-tg9vf9nr4s Před 2 lety +2

    5:40
    Its like that scene form rush hour 😂😂

  • @CorruptGovernment
    @CorruptGovernment Před 2 lety +1

    JOE ROAGN EXPERIENCE 😂😂😂😂😂TOO funny LT as usual 😭😭😭

  • @WindFair
    @WindFair Před 2 lety +1108

    Kicking it off with the best series😍

    • @aryan.2384
      @aryan.2384 Před 2 lety +4

      The content never gets old.

    • @0xdamian816
      @0xdamian816 Před 2 lety +25

      I like this series as well, but you know very well you're capping. The best series is The Watchers.

    • @thatskindagaybro...
      @thatskindagaybro... Před 2 lety +2

      @@0xdamian816 It's hard to pick between the two

    • @loe_pinky_five404
      @loe_pinky_five404 Před 2 lety

      Whats up checkmark

    • @lilhavoc04
      @lilhavoc04 Před 2 lety

      Whats up checkmark.

  • @zacharybryan4071
    @zacharybryan4071 Před 2 lety +372

    This is amazing! I was certainly expecting The Watchers or Anonymous... Nonetheless, this video was amazing! I speak for the entire army when I say we are ecstatic to have you back! Can't wait until the next video! Say hi to your mum for me, you beautiful creature! 😁🥲

    • @Dustyflyguy
      @Dustyflyguy Před 2 lety +4

    • @LabelsTTV
      @LabelsTTV Před 2 lety +1

      He stages every videos

    • @mackbruckner2704
      @mackbruckner2704 Před 2 lety +6

      @@LabelsTTV that's why your not happy with yourself

    • @King_Chr0nix
      @King_Chr0nix Před 2 lety +2

      @@LabelsTTV L

    • @kaliquake04
      @kaliquake04 Před 2 lety +2

      @@LabelsTTV First of all grammer, second of all who are you? And third of all stop drawing attention to yourself.

  • @tako9217
    @tako9217 Před 2 lety

    OMG I JUST DISCOVERED THIS CHANNEL TODAY, THIS IS SOOO GOOD

    • @PD-ws4td
      @PD-ws4td Před 2 lety

      Wish I was you... Enjoy the amazing content. I recommend watching "The Watcher" episodes as they are my absolute favourite.

  • @amonke2559
    @amonke2559 Před 2 lety

    I'm so happy to have my childhood relived

  • @matadias.2180
    @matadias.2180 Před 2 lety +239

    This is the hugest W of the year so excited to watch this.

  • @samendoman5595
    @samendoman5595 Před 2 lety +163

    This was the hardest I have ever laughed. It was like watching a guy talking to the characters of dumber and dumber. 😂

    • @72tadrian65
      @72tadrian65 Před 2 lety +4

      This bloke was surprisingly calm, I suspect former royal marine.

    • @samendoman5595
      @samendoman5595 Před 2 lety +3

      @@72tadrian65 well nothing about it sounded friendly ether 🤣

    • @tylergamescrazy8121
      @tylergamescrazy8121 Před 2 lety +2

      Bro same🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @72tadrian65
      @72tadrian65 Před 2 lety +1

      @@samendoman5595 Definitely not! Lol

  • @mtvibez5113
    @mtvibez5113 Před 2 lety +1

    YES THE SERIES IS BACK!!!!

  • @Mark-oy6qr
    @Mark-oy6qr Před 2 lety

    The King's finally back!

  • @Divvy21
    @Divvy21 Před 2 lety +42

    6:09 “I got pubes older than you”. I laughed so hard

    • @AIH2008
      @AIH2008 Před 2 lety +3

      Bruh that line had me dying

  • @TheLOOKOUTSquad
    @TheLOOKOUTSquad Před 2 lety +97

    I LOVE THIS DUDES New york accent like its SO good
    Also "joe rogan experience" killed me

  • @sorkaj
    @sorkaj Před 2 lety +2

    HELL YEAH WELCOME BACK KING

  • @_omicidio
    @_omicidio Před rokem +2

    i’m so mad i didn’t find you again sooner. you literally made my childhood bro

  • @bigjstudios3421
    @bigjstudios3421 Před 2 lety +219

    He's returned when the world needed him most. Welcome back!

  • @simonlinnebjerg3357
    @simonlinnebjerg3357 Před 2 lety +139

    "NO, YOU CALL ME SIR!"
    "I CAN'T, I DON'T HAVE YOUR NUMBER"
    *Let's rewind to about two minutes ago, when you called him on his phone...*

  • @mysticrl4472
    @mysticrl4472 Před 2 lety

    The king is back my lord we are at your service

  • @MuhammadTayyab001
    @MuhammadTayyab001 Před 2 lety

    Man I waited for this golden stuff for so long

  • @hezekiahthomas837
    @hezekiahthomas837 Před 2 lety +191

    I'm actually dead this tonny suprano sounding guy is killing me

  • @ITZJAY97
    @ITZJAY97 Před 2 lety +73

    When we needed him most... he returned. Welcome back lieutenant (thx hyperion)

  • @mustech5244
    @mustech5244 Před 2 lety

    They can just take my money! I will support in any way I can! I have been part of this army for years, watching, listening, and learning! Now I can support and I will.

  • @risc8219
    @risc8219 Před 2 lety

    It's good to have you again. The one and only best

  • @g2nelson15
    @g2nelson15 Před 2 lety +210

    Came back with one of the most hilarious series ever on this channel.

  • @edgarlarios4718
    @edgarlarios4718 Před 2 lety +53

    Holy crap he's really back! I thought it was going to be his team going forward but it's the OG voice himself! Welcome back Lt!

  • @blindshot.7409
    @blindshot.7409 Před 2 lety

    That intro melody was all i needed to hear

  • @ninjaturtle4676
    @ninjaturtle4676 Před 2 lety

    the king returned ahhhhhhhh

  • @kaoniceli7096
    @kaoniceli7096 Před 2 lety +133

    I MISSED THE RAW CHAOS! The thing that actually makes me giggle though, is that this is but a crumb of what the lieutenant can do

  • @ok_lyssa4012
    @ok_lyssa4012 Před 2 lety +42

    “do you prefer step dad or step daddy” LMFAOOO

  • @DelayeMr
    @DelayeMr Před 2 lety

    its good to listen to that after all that time !!

  • @lordsiq
    @lordsiq Před 2 lety

    Best CZcamsr I’ve ever seen can’t believe you are back