ERLING HAALAND BEING A FUNNY GUY FOR 3 MINUTES STRAIGHT
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Erling Braut Haaland is a Norwegian professional footballer who plays as a striker for Bundesliga club Borussia Dortmund and the Norway national team.
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Dad: what did you study in school
Haaland: Book
Underrated comment
@@therealshadow7418 ik
wowww epic comment. underrated
Underrated comment😂😂
😂😂😂
Girlfriend: why are u in love with me
Haaland: why not ??
Lol, have to love that😂😂
Erling is the best boyfriend a girl can wish for!
He is just simple and relaxed and funny!
Haaland: Ah yeah
Hard work
Well played 😂😂👌
His Ballon D'or speech will just be "Thank you"
and hard work
"Thanks for the award... and uhhh yeah, thanks"
Spot on !!!
Love from Norway 😉
Hopefully he'll have learned more English by then 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@luxaeterna5088 He's very Norwegian 😂😂😂😂😂😂 no frills and to the point
Dad: what do you want to eat tonight?
Haaland: hard work.
And yeah.
Unfunny, cringe.
IM WHEEZING
you have more likes than comments
Eh why not?
Debut at 19
Prime at 20
Becomes old and retires at 21
What a Legend 😂😂
LOL
Why not
“I’m 22 now and I played quite shit”
@@kevray Did you not see my performance against Burnley?
@@marcuslovesrobloxandfifa2024 What is your secret?
He doesn’t fuck around with the TV shows
I respect that
Yh
Technical Extasy yeah
lol.. the fact is that he is an introvert.. That's it.. Camerafobia 🤣
@@vjverma_ He is just kidding to make people laugh
Agree he's not interested in being a celebrity he really just wants to be the best footballer in the world and I respect him you can tell he takes his career seriously
Interviewer: How were you born?
Haaland: Hard Work
Sweat tears and blood
Bruhhh 🙄👻😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Sheeeeshhh
Haaland:Hard work,done by my parents
It feels like he's trolling the interviewers lol😂😂.
I bet he knows what he does and i love it
Yeah i’m norwegian, and i can tell he’s the trolling type
@@sylkvass1 Just because you're Norwegian that mean's you know if he's trolling or being serious? I can't tell if YOU are trolling, but then again I'm not Norwegian.......
@@sfb4144 Norway is such a small country with not so many different personalities. You can literally tell that he’s the trolling person. I don’t know how to explain it but we just know each «norwegian» personality over here
@@sylkvass1 5 million people is small huh
Girlfriend: My parent’s aren’t home
Haaland: Where are they?
What do you get out of repeating what others have written?
@@sayuken14 You may be right about that. It's quite sad, really. Needing confirmation of one's existence through some comments section. But, I suppose we are all stupid when we are young. Luckily, my stupidty isn't recoded online.
@@lotuseater7247 this just in: random human on the Internet cannot comprehend the concept that when there is a set joke format, people may unknowingly make the same joke
@@sayuken14 🙄😂
@@AnnieBananie01 word for word? Repeated adnauseam? Sure luv, maybe random people don't realise how desperate other people are to get likes.
Girlfriend : baby let’s kiss
Haaland : ok
Again haaland : oh, we are close now
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I thought he'd be "wouh... it's quite close" 🤣
he is perfect meme material, his run, celebration, talk, interview and he’s good..... absolute perfect meme material.
His face too lol
@@AskAllFromYourself how so?
@@AskAllFromYourself yeah those expressions, gets me everytime 😂😂
He embraced the meme culture
10+ years more of football meme stock... god bless that boi.
Girlfriend: My parents aren’t home 😘🤫
Haaland: Mine are
Or you can say : - Halland : Where are they ?
🤣🤣🤣
"don't worry, they'll be back soon"
@@badvibes2001 😂😂😂
😄😄😄
Interviewer: "Is there some kind of message you want to send out?"
Haaland: "Yes."
*cricket sound*
Interviewer: How are you feeling
Håland: I'm feeling very good
Interviewer: Nothing else?
Håland: You asked me how I'm feeling I answered very good
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😂
Small talk is long talk for Haaland it seems. 😄
He is Genius for answerig Questions.What an Answer.This is why he is made for Interviews
😂😂😂😂
Haaland on job interview:
Why should we hire you?
- Hell, why not?
What can we expect from you?
- Hard work.
After interview*
How do you feel, Erling?
- I feel very good
Interview would be 5 mins 😂😂😂
Less. 13 seconds😂
@@jasonn_lifts Not hired. And then they will regret.
🤣🤣🤣
After his final response 15 seconds of awkward silence.. he throws a "An yeah" 😂
@@Daddy-d-xk5ic So that's how it is
Haaland is someone who can just answer the question that is asked and don´t tell complete bedtime stories like tons of other players
I think its a nordic syndrome
Interview
He's just Norwegian, no other explanation
What's your secret?
"Hard work"
A little bit longer maybe?
"Hard woork"
🤣🤣🤣✌🏼
Girl: Honey, do you love me?
Haaland: Yess
Girl: Tell me why?
Haaland: Why not?
Флфлфляоыл
Ain't nothing but a headache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
"woah we are close now " lmao
2:11 almost spat my morning coffee out there LOL
😂😂😂
And you spat it a few seconds after at 2:17
Shut up morning coffee man
Xd
Me too - I lost my sperm laughing so hard.
Waiter: Sir, what would you like to have?
Haaland: Food.
He’s actually just answering the questions straight to the point, it’s the journos that make it bloody awkward 😂😂😂
yeah the journalist wanna hear some descriptive shit .
2:34 the way he leaves instantly is so funny
I am over 20 years 😂😂😂😭
He's older than buffon
@@mobama4008 yessir
Me who is 30 and still believe im young.
And yeah
Lol this comment has more likes than subscribers of this channel 😂😂
I laughed so hard, when as soon as the reporter goes "Thanks a lot, it was ple-" Haaland goes 🏃♂️💨
He just doesn’t waffle and is straight to the point. Never wastes time
Just like his goals
He's obviously not into interviews but he's gotten better I suspect he's gotten media training
He's like a Magnus Carlsen of football. Early age world class talent, dry humour and lack of understanding for idiots.
Must be the norwegian genes
Yeah
More like dubov no?
@@simranpreetsingh4195 because Dubov is Russian and they are alot different
@@simranpreetsingh4195 I read your comment in AG's voice
"What food do you want to eat?"
Haaland: Food
"Excuse me?"
Haaland: FOOD
something that humans eat
@@manishrathore2486 that could be one too
Now I choked on my tea !!! 🤣
Love from Norway 👍
This guy couldn't look more Norwegian.
ikr XD
Why
@@saibot7218 why not
@@Theo-yk7pt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣nice one
Agree he looks very Scandinavian
Interviewer: Thanks a lot. It was a pl...
Haaland: Leaves
“I didn’t say that but okay” 💀💀💀
He is so straight I love him 😭😭
Defenders: Why are u scoring?
Håland: Why nut?
When u talk to your crush and she doesn't want u
The (Why not) thing fucking kills me 😂
I can relate
2:16 you'll came here for this XD
Bad English mate and yeah good day
@@octivods7417 ahh issokay
Yeah , why not
Ehh why not ?
Erling haaland: “and yeah” every time he speaks in English 🤣🤣
The good thing is that he’s naturally funny, being funny without trying to be funny. I like his attitude, hunger for scoring goals and his style of play. Hopefully he will rack up more than 30 league goals next season 💪👍⚽️
I agree although I think it's partly due to his responses being so different from the "game of two halves" cliches English fans have been reared on. He must be an interviewer's nightmare.
This comment aged very well
He is the most straight forward person 😂
Interviewer: Where do u see yourself in 5 years?
Haaland: In the mirror
Haaland starter pack:
"Ahh yeah"
"Why not"
"Ah shit"
Haaland dictionary : "working hard, hard work, and um yeah, eh why not?"
You mean vocabulary right 🤣
"That's how it is"
The way he says ‘wot?’ at 2:20 sounds like he’s from London😂 he’s been hanging out with Sancho too much
Lmao he was born in Leeds
@@-ms9vrS He can play for England if he moves back , dual citizenship
@@bardo0007 he technically already can but he said that he’s always played for Norway and will continue to, but who knows in the future maybe
@@-ms9vrS Yes because Norway never qualifies.
Ikr, I was a bit confused there. We say whot lol not what
I fall out of my armchair when he said "i'm getting old now" 🤣 love this guy
He's been eating, sleeping and playing football since he was a toddler...
So he IS OLDER now...🤣
2:21 went roadman quick
😂
How to be the best??
CR7 : hardwork and dedication
Messi : talent
Haaland : smiling
2:07 i burst out laughing infront of half my family😂
Me too - I lost my sperm laughing so hard.
Can only imagine the conversations he has with his girlfriend 😂
His only girlfriends are his hat trick balls
Yeah
interviewer: how does it feel playing for dortmund?
haaland: yellow.
He always looks so happy after he says hard work 😂 he knows exactly what hes doing
Gf: I am home tonight
Haaland: Ok, me too
Haaland's 'Yeah' is so underrated
Kid : Dad...tell me a bed time story
Haaland : In dreams...You work hard..The end
I'm dying at this 😂😂😂
This man is not the next Messi or Ronaldo, he is the next Zlatan..
Haaland is the new zlatan in the interviews lmaoooo
1:40 In his heart be like : Its awkward bruh😂
Girlfriend: I am in the mood
Haaland: lets go, the gym is just 2 miles away.
Gordon Ramsay: WHAT ARE YOU?
Haaland: And yeah, I'm over 20 years old
Imagine if every time Håland says ‘yeah’ scientists would get closer to finding out the cure for cancer. It would probaly have been found long ago lol
Reporter : how did you score
Haaland : with my feet 🦶🏽
the way he say enjoying my life like he's going to die tomorrow
Its funny because he talks english like we talk norwegian in norway😂 Like when he said "why not", its a very common thing to say in Norway all the time
Girlfriend: Where do you want to eat today?
Halland: Yeah, why not?
😂😂😂😂
The "why not?" always got me 😂😂
Take a shot everytime Haaland says “Ehh” or “Yeah”.
Summary:
Hard work
Ask and I shall answer
woah! We are close now.
He is only 16 and what he does is amazing. And I am over 20, I am getting old now.
Why not?
I feel very good.
This isn’t the summary it’s his transcript😂
And yeah
You forgot the *snort* after "I feel very good" lol that part gets me every time
0:55 im crying of laughing, I love this guy
Me too - I lost my sperm laughing so hard.
Alternative Title: Erling Haaland being scandinavian for 3 minutes straight.
Interviewer: why did you transferred to Dortmund?
Haaland: why not?
Can i just say as a Norwegian how proud i am of this lad. 🥰
Why not ?
"You asked how i feel i ask.. answered" absolute legend🤣
This kid is literally just having fun with life and these adults should take notes
Interviewer : Is it a kind of message u want to send us?
Erling : Yes.....
Interviewer : Would u tell us a message ?
Erling : To my fans 🤣🤣🤣
#logicerror
"It is". 🤣🤣😁
i feel like he knows what he does in interviews is funny and that's why he does it again and again to keep us entertained..
On my bad days I'm not gonna lie I rely on halaands latest interviews .never fails 😂 even if I have to rewatch them. Like this one 👌 I would love to be the interviewer just for gigs.
“I didn’t say that, you said that but ok”💀💀💀💀💀 omg @2:02
Yess that was my fav
He's great. The interviewers squirm under such realism and lack of procedure. Sure, it could come across as arrogant or get tiring after a while, but he don't need to bow down. I think he's quite funny. Plus he's 20 years old, you can't expect too much.
Thank you for the intervi-
Haaland - Swooooshhh
I wish even the camera-man did the Swooosh like Haaland..
The interviewer would look like a jackass..
He said eh why NOTH
He’s like the Norway version of Kimi Räikkönen 😂
Interviewer was cheesed when he said what are these question😂😂😂
Haaland's Parents:Your girlfriend just dumped you,How do you feel?
Haaland:I feel very good 😂
is that all
@@loganwarner176 you asked a question I answered it
No matter how many times I watch it Never gets old🤣
I was okay till he said, "why not?"😂😂😂😂
Haaland after his interview is over: 🏃♂️
Tell us the message
Halland: to my fans
yahahahaha...
he be like //// say to my fans *to my fans*
Me: Why you score tonight?
Haaland: Why not?
Interviewer: What do you eat for breakfast?
Haaland: Food
Haaland is the type of guy who gets old in his 20
Haaland is literally like every Norwegian dudes I knew… funny without trying. Lmao
I love how he doesn't give a shit about stupid questions 😂
love his honesty, from england, interviewers tend to ask stupid questions.
2:32 he didn't even listen the whole sentence and quickly left
I love Haaland, he's so funny and so humble too. So glad he's joined Man City, we're lucky to have him, and he's a joy to watch.
He is the one who makes his actions roar louder than his words
Tbh he’s had some weirdos interview him lmao
That Tom and Jerry reference keeps killing me every damn time!! 😂😂😂
interviewer: how do you feel?
Haaland: very good! you asked and i answered
LOL
Interviewer : How should we spell your name
Haaland : Erling Yeah Haaland
2:16 A legendary meme was created 😂😂😂