Ode to Smell | Old Spice x The Witcher

In the time of The Witcher
long, long ago
there was no Old Spice Swagger
so everybody had B.O.
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🎵🎵🎵
THERE IS A CURSE
‘PON EVERY MAN,
ACROSS THIS DARK
AND DANGEROUS LAND,
NO-ONE CAN RUN
NO-ONE CAN HIDE
FROM THE PERILS OF B.O!
B.O! B.O!
NOTHING WE DO
WILL MAKE IT GO.
OLD SPICE DOES NOT YET EXIST
SO EVERYBODY SMELLS QUITE AWFUL.
IN THE BATHHOUSE
ONE WOULD THINK,
A WITCHER COULD WASH
AWAY THE STINK.
BUT WITH THIS SOUP
OF DIRT AND GRIME,
HIS STENCH SHOULD BE A CRIME.
B.O! B.O!
NOTHING WE DO
WILL MAKE IT GO.
ARMPITS FULL OF “YUCK” AND LICE
OH HOW WE LONG FOR OLD SPICE!
ONE DAY IN THE FUTURE
OLD SPICE WILL BE OUR SAVIOR
‘TIL THAT DAY COMES
OUR PITS WILL SMELL
AND OUR NOSES CONDEMNED
TO A PUNGENT HELL!
B.O! B.O!
NOTHING WE DO
WILL MAKE IT GO…
BUT IN 700 YEARS
WHEN THE GODS OF SMELL SEE FIT,
LONG LASTING
OLD SPICE WILL SAVE
OUR ARMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTSSSSS!!!!
🎵🎵🎵

[@flexarnn]

This is now canon in witcher lore

[@lelouchstrife1891]

this would be amazing if it was added to Witcher 3

[@williamleewolverine]

Yes

[@newsie9721]

THIS BETTER BE CANON!

[@squidwardtentacles7438]

Agreed

[@damonwilson28]

What year are they in

[@henrijs1733]

goddamn a decade after the legendary Old Spice ads and we still getting bombs such as this. somebody needs a raise.

[@guardianprotected6498]

Yeah

[@MovieFan1912]

The only reason I know this exists is because I keep seeing this pop up, and because of the medieval rendition of the Old Spice whistle at 0:57-0:59.

[@stevejanik1205]

I never skip this when it comes up on videos. Kudos Old Spice

[@williamleewolverine]

Me neither

[@edison1125]

Bro same

[@El_Mince]

Ayy

[@gunslinginggamer1870]

same

[@someasianguy9751]

Really I never skip a single old spice commercial when it comes up

[@zachjohnson9391]

I can already tell I'm going to randomly start singing this at work and I regret nothing

[@nerdknight111]

I was last night when doing late night janitorial

[@williamleewolverine]

It’s so damn catchy.

[@zachjohnson9391]

@@nerdknight111 can't say I blame you

[@dr.bright6272]

I hum it when I'm alone

[@scottwilson5275]

I already do

[@DenD3de]

old spice ads are the only ones I stay around to watch.

[@daniellemartinez8494]

Same

[@daniellemartinez8494]

Also I’m on my moms account

[@hebercluff1665]

Hear hear

[@RedLaundryBasket]

SMELLABRATE THE HOLIDAYS

[@PsychoticWolfie]

I literally searched this ad out on CZcams after watching it, and I'm betting a lot more than me did the same. Which is a testament to Old Spice ads

[@kynes9999]

Instead of the final trailer for season 2, we got this. 🤣

[@Theadalas]

Can't complain

[@williamleewolverine]

I don’t know about ya’ll, but the song is kinda catchy

[@NewbieNoob2002]

Hmmm, huh... Really?
I'm just kidding, yeah, totally is.

[@mldonut5887]

@@NewbieNoob2002 the woman ruined the rhythm tho ngl

[@williamleewolverine]

@@mldonut5887 eh, songs too fire for me to care

[@mldonut5887]

@@williamleewolverine yeah I guess that’s true

[@williamleewolverine]

@Lock Bresnar And why was she hired?

[@asoggycracker8773]

I love sea shanties. More than the average guy. And it’s just perfect.

[@dredgendorchadas6770]

The only problem is it's only 55 seconds of song...

[@strongium9900]

Whoever made this ad needs a raise. I’m buying some old spice just because how funny this commercial is. The least I can do for a good laugh

[@Frick1936]

"We'll be dead by then..."
- A Wise, Young, and Rancid Man

[@kyleprice5253]

I just FINALLY started binge watching this yesterday and got to this episode. Having to see this NOW is what makes it SUPER HILARIOUS 😂😂😂

[@williamleewolverine]

Me too. Binged watched it in one week.

[@kyleprice5253]

@@williamleewolverine I'm in season 2 ep 4 I'll finish the rest on my days off

[@Chunky177]

wait its actually there!?

[@EJGarza]

This one of the youtube ads that I'll never skip. I enjoy the beat.

[@lelouchstrife1891]

sounds like a sea shanty

[@williamleewolverine]

Exactly!!!

[@spadegaming6348]

ok do i put the lyrics to the whellerman sea shanty or drunken sailor here.

[@LodSat2563]

@@spadegaming6348 I’d say Wellerman, but I don’t think it’s quite Fits 100%. It definitely fits better than “Drunken Sailor”, though.

[@jasonscott88]

"B.O! B.O! Nothing we do will make it go!"

[@RoBo.Dog2947]

I thought it was Theo theo.

[@RoBo.Dog2947]

Looking at the captions it is b.o b.o

[@ejthenerdproductions]

This has NO RIGHT to slap so damn hard 🤬😤🔥🔥🔥

[@mintyaquagreen1675]

You know man, that right there is true.

[@PsychoticWolfie]

When I finally realized I had been skipping this ad for days, I finally decided to let it play, as the Old Spice ads are pretty legendary, and I am not disappointed. Why doesn't this have more likes??
Oh my god the description even has lyrics... SOMEBODY BETTER GET A RAISE FOR THIS

[@gamerstheater1187]

"in 700 years will have old spice"
actually I think they HAD old spice cause humans in Witcher lore originated from a dimension where they had advanced tech

[@dredgendorchadas6770]

That's why they need 700 years of technology, as well as why they champion it and miss its presence.

[@gamerstheater1187]

@@dredgendorchadas6770 perfect

[@littlemacisunderrated412]

Old spice just being legends of advertisements

[@CKC_Productions]

The only ad on CZcams I don’t skip.😂

[@pandasans1354]

📠

[@woobharb]

I always like watching this while thinking "yeah, this is canon to The Witcher"

[@dredgendorchadas6770]

Remembering, after all it is cannon

[@xitlaltepec]

i swear old spice has the best commercials

[@johnsimpson7607]

Loved the Monty Python easter egg at the end

[@iamjames7950]

Where?

[@SniperScav]

@@iamjames7950 well at the end

[@ashenhunter2755]

It’s no “Toss a Coin” but man do I find myself doing the percussion to this, catchy asf

[@TheBrianJ]

Okay but why is this song so unbelievably catchy

[@MRFUTURETECHNOLOGYGAMING]

This song is way too catchy for its own good we need more real commercials like this that are just catchy singing I just wish this video was in 4K 60 FPS

[@Bluey-yq1nv]

This is actually good wtf lol

[@williamleewolverine]

But actually tho

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

I burst out laughing when I got this add. Who knew deodorant could be epic? 😂😆🤣😂😆🤣

[@ladytrauma9079]

Best collab ever

[@MilesTheTrainKid16]

My favorite Commercial!

[@KaizerTest]

My teenage son is like those stinky people in the vid.😪 Old Spice definitely helps.

[@blaketaylor3566]

This proves if old spice decides to make music then they will be the best of the best

[@will_danz]

Just came from critical role, hope this becomes a regular item...

[@superluigiac]

This is perfect

[@tori8343]

There not nearly enough of Paul in this commercial 😂

[@williamleewolverine]

Yes! Glad I’m not the only one who recognized him from Season 1

[@zachjohnson9391]

Sorry Terry Crews...this is the new best Old Spice commercial ever

[@KainSpada09]

If the witcher gets to collab with Old spice. Then I want my boi Vergil to collab with Old Spice just so Vergil can demonstrate the full power of Old Spice

[@jonathanehn3525]

It's quite seldom to get an enjoyable ad. Thanks Old Spice.

[@borderlands10]

They're known for their legendary ads, most people love them.

[@theorangeslimercole5051]

Why is this so catchy?!?!?!🤣😂🤣

[@uncleken7955]

Maybe you have B.O
Or maybe you just like pirate tunes........i dunno.

[@cyechan50]

I need the full version on spoifty

[@Rileydoesstuff1122]

i'm playing this on loop

[@Zivion6]

I need a hour long version

[@bom.6658]

I really enjoy this song for obvious reasons

[@thiskingtwo7726]

This is the best ad i have everseen

[@MasterHall117]

First saw it and was like “ain’t this dude from the Witcher?”, sure enough we got a Witcher in a tub

[@cgCCCP]

Sometimes we describe our emotions with the phrase "Spanish shame"...

[@queenfry7634]

Best song

[@millionfps]

I just saw this and I thought that it was one of the most creative ads I’ve seen in a while, so I had to come pay my respects

[@MoreGaryRamirez]

Pov: You have this stuck in your head now

[@GSanders_]

This is fire

[@imjotalmao]

OH HOW WE LONG FOR OLD SPICE

[@PlasmaCoolantLeak]

Can you imagine this sung in a bar, or better yet, during a football or baseball game, with the fans participating?

[@hankhenshaw619]

I lose it every time I see that horse drop the carrots out of his/her's mouth. Lol

[@larrypoppins6273]

Most product ads die in this modern era, but old spice is still pumping out banger ad after banger ad.

[@Fire_Edits1]

This is my favorite song

[@potat1011]

So this implies that at one point it was "new spice"

[@cosmiclight281]

You know. Out of all the Old Spice commercial. I love this one. Its catchy

[@michaelwalker3225]

Can this please just replace all ads whenever I must face them? This is a poetic masterpiece, and I love it! Keep up the good work!

[@michaelmule4582]

I refuse to skip this

[@Tony-go1oc]

The only ad I never skip and vibe to

[@denisemiles7099]

Catchy 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@Sweet_Z_Official]

I died laughing! 😂

[@Disventurecampjhunkey]

this is this the only yotube add i dont skip tbh the song is pretty good 8 out of 10

[@kengetkamulos]

This is genius, maybe the only youtube Ad I’m happy to see.

[@gamerkitty5153]

10/10 is a vibe

[@boskee]

This is glorious

[@permafrostinsanity1799]

No wonder the Witcher can do it all, he must've put some old spice on before each battle, weather that battle is driven by the sword or in bed. Mmmm mmmm...

[@williamleewolverine]

Old Spice but yeah I get what you mean

[@Phoenix-qi3eh]

Old Spice is basically a masterclsss of how to keep your viewers hooked to the ad

[@gamerstheater1187]

Honestly, if they removed the Geralt cameos this would look like an original ad XD

[@gleamingfoonyman]

This ad is very entertaining

[@MrOliveKing]

This is a rare ad i dont skip. Good job old spice ad team, i like this song.

[@jchristHeckYeah]

why does this song UNIRONICALLY SLAP??

[@auburnltl7452]

This is by far maybe the funniest commercial of all time

[@Lamla-Michael]

Thank you, Old Spice!

[@TackyEarlygift]

Why is this so good

[@tyw123]

This song goes unbelievably hard

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

I absolutely love this commercial!

[@grantandhandandduog1980]

I love spice but no more commercials you can’t skip it’s not fair

[@calebespinoza9597]

I just love this ad

[@crossoverclub1378]

This has got to be the best commercial Old Spice had made yet. 🤣😂

[@Yeetcringe69]

Every time I get this commercial I never skip it and I sing along.

[@pringles117]

Adding this to my playlist

[@christoffervandyke8523]

I love this commercial.....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LMAO

[@richiefranklin76]

seriously..it's crazy to think mankind had to deal with B.O daily for thousands of years before the wonders of deodorant and other modern aides came about lol

[@FreighttrainDaniel1225]

This is purely amazing

[@sorenhobbs9459]

This is the best ad I've seen anywhere 😂

[@Jay-dq7wk]

bro this slaps

[@boooochee]

best commercial of all time !!! my hats off to the advertising company that came up with one !!!!

[@Sammeep02]

I got this as an ad, before a Bardcore video

[@s_man8021]

First AD I have ever watched the whole thing through on purpose.

[@djmonstrosity6971]

'A pungent hell' 😂

[@PlasticMoviesWithToySoldiers]

This was the only ad that I’d watch fully

[@cyan1017]

Jokes aside this is actually really catchy

[@69cahillyc69]

This is AWESOME! 🤣

[@scottyL.]

Best ad ever!

[@rain28980]

B.O B.O

[@RockStarOscarStern634]

0:57 There goes that Jingle played on the Mandolin

[@star_nitro4294]

Very catchy 👍

[@bobwalsh3751]

B-O! B-O! NOTHIN WE DO CAN MAKE IT GO!

[@Zenith4546b]

Best ad

[@Skyfall-Silva]

it slaps for no reason