Probably should have been he* … not in 2022 though thanks!

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  • @Linusgump
    @Linusgump Před rokem +443

    Australians don’t have sex. Australians mate.

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  Před rokem +75

      This is good 😂

    • @Linusgump
      @Linusgump Před rokem +48

      @@WeGotTheChocolates why do gorillas have big nostrils?
      Because they have big fingers.

    • @williecooper1116
      @williecooper1116 Před rokem +1

      ​@@Linusgump wtf? 😂😂😂

    • @Linusgump
      @Linusgump Před rokem +3

      @@williecooper1116 which joke are wtf’ing?

    • @williecooper1116
      @williecooper1116 Před rokem +5

      @@Linusgump 🤣🤣🤣 all of them

  • @andycowie2110
    @andycowie2110 Před rokem +6

    'Anyone seen the dog bowl'?
    'Bowl!? I didn't even know he could play cricket'.

  • @tea1306
    @tea1306 Před rokem +4

    I love how Michael laughs at the jokes

  • @cashtaylor9804
    @cashtaylor9804 Před rokem +36

    THAT'S THE BEST JOKE!! I'm laughing so hard I am cackling, AND it's 230am.... I woke up my wife bc the bed I jiggling. She gave ME the craziest look! She literally thought I was messing with myself🥴🥴🥴🥴

  • @BMTH2296
    @BMTH2296 Před 11 měsíci

    Oh Michael. He’ll laugh at anything 😂

  • @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810

    Easily the best channel on CZcams.

  • @nathanosullivan5278
    @nathanosullivan5278 Před rokem +1

    I purchased a dog from a blacksmith. I only had him 5 minutes before he made a bolt for the door.

  • @edwardsheridan6913
    @edwardsheridan6913 Před rokem +2

    Hilarious always....I love the humour you guys really deserve Center stage and a spotlight

  • @pedrolanza4318
    @pedrolanza4318 Před rokem +1

    Hilarious.
    I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes

  • @basic_le4857
    @basic_le4857 Před rokem +4

    My wife asked me if I’ve seen the dog bowl. I said I didn’t know he did

  • @Gazmanpips
    @Gazmanpips Před rokem +1

    My dog, Minton, ate a shuttlecock. Bad, Minton. Bad, Minton!
    (No, I won't apologise)

  • @kinneyshoes1
    @kinneyshoes1 Před rokem +7

    I thought it was good... cracked on the delivery, doe

  • @brandtbaron7809
    @brandtbaron7809 Před rokem

    So many layers to that joke

  • @Bert173
    @Bert173 Před rokem +1

    Why did the dad pour milk cornflour and sugar on himself....he was going for custardey

  • @accordman99
    @accordman99 Před rokem +1

    Took a min, forgetting a ball is also a dance.

  • @sea_manny
    @sea_manny Před rokem +5

    Delayed realization 😂😂😂

  • @AbdullahQumper
    @AbdullahQumper Před rokem +4

    I don't get it :'(

  • @matthewsinclair8751
    @matthewsinclair8751 Před rokem

    Id love to send in a voice recording, where do we send jokes?

  • @andrewd4916
    @andrewd4916 Před rokem +2

    She loose the slipper or did prince find it? Lol

  • @paramdrall
    @paramdrall Před rokem +2

    What mics are you guys using ?

  • @danielingrey8185
    @danielingrey8185 Před rokem +4

    I tried this one on the bar last night and was asked to leave.....

    • @Szymoen
      @Szymoen Před rokem +1

      Change the bar 🍺

  • @spaarkingo102593
    @spaarkingo102593 Před rokem +19

    Someone explain this joke to me please

    • @vijayv543
      @vijayv543 Před rokem +11

      Throwing a ball, as in a party 😂

    • @waqasusmans
      @waqasusmans Před rokem +1

      @@vijayv543 Thanks. Never heard that in that context. Is that Australian or British?

    • @vijayv543
      @vijayv543 Před rokem +2

      @@waqasusmans I think its British but origin is French.
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_(dance_party)

  • @darryltabor4863
    @darryltabor4863 Před rokem

    I think this game really only works when your drinking!! Works well anyway!!

  • @oxydizeIs5k
    @oxydizeIs5k Před 11 měsíci

    Ad covers the captions. Watched 10 times. Still no idea why it was funny.

  • @jaje4866
    @jaje4866 Před rokem

    Moh-oh-own!😜

  • @Hrmn8tor
    @Hrmn8tor Před rokem

    👏👏

  • @gonzalolozano1198
    @gonzalolozano1198 Před rokem

    😯😯😯😯.......🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @Kingsplifff
    @Kingsplifff Před rokem

    Ad to look through coments for thus lol

  • @Sub_D47
    @Sub_D47 Před rokem

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @allenmostafa9382
    @allenmostafa9382 Před rokem +3

    I know no one would do it, if someone can explain it to me, it will be great.

    • @VFRExplorer
      @VFRExplorer Před rokem +1

      The word "ball" has two meanings in this joke: "To throw a ball" - is a pun - that can mean as "to arrange a formal dance occasion" or to "to throw a play toy that is shaped like round object - a ball" for his dog to chase.

    • @Errol.C-nz
      @Errol.C-nz Před rokem +1

      the "dog".. isnt a dog.. it was.. his date/partner/.. id say.. his X

  • @james.stinson79
    @james.stinson79 Před rokem

    😂😂😂😂

  • @Bendigo1
    @Bendigo1 Před rokem

    Wait for it....🤣

  • @Kingsplifff
    @Kingsplifff Před rokem

    Aww a get it a ball as in a dance and wearing a tux he threw a ball aka toy ball lol

  • @gokulsj741
    @gokulsj741 Před rokem +5

    Sorry I don't get the joke can anyone please explain it

    • @grimsoul0
      @grimsoul0 Před rokem

      The way he's using it a ball isn't something you throw but a formal dance party.

    • @Errol.C-nz
      @Errol.C-nz Před rokem

      & the dog's his girl.. Aussies.. no surpizes there !

  • @solarjudgement4575
    @solarjudgement4575 Před rokem +4

    Hilarious joke but the fact that the dog is a she and wearing a tux threw me off 😆

  • @nishugaur537
    @nishugaur537 Před 11 měsíci

    Did not understand can anyone explain

  • @bobwickham4342
    @bobwickham4342 Před 11 měsíci

    ?? SHE ??

  • @AjantaRadiators
    @AjantaRadiators Před 11 měsíci

    Still don't get it

  • @johnmoschetti9439
    @johnmoschetti9439 Před rokem +1

    OMG...That was bad! You had to have scraped the bottom of the barrel for that one.

  • @ThDaniel
    @ThDaniel Před rokem

    Whats this joke about??

  • @davidmcbride5455
    @davidmcbride5455 Před rokem

    I don't get it

    • @Errol.C-nz
      @Errol.C-nz Před rokem +1

      respect mate.. good to see.. the dog is his date.. the ball is a party.. no my idea of funny either

  • @pingping6967
    @pingping6967 Před rokem +4

    Didn't get it. Please someone help

    • @neessaa8713
      @neessaa8713 Před rokem +30

      Throwing a ball: the dance event. The dog was invited, of course and the tuxedo must have looked great 😂

    • @pingping6967
      @pingping6967 Před rokem +8

      @@neessaa8713 🤣🤣Thanks mate

  • @isaacgarcia117
    @isaacgarcia117 Před rokem +2

    Huh?
    Did I miss the rest of the joke or was that it?

    • @WeGotTheChocolates
      @WeGotTheChocolates  Před rokem +7

      It will hit you

    • @gregjorda3080
      @gregjorda3080 Před rokem +3

      He threw a ball for his dog....like Cinderella not a tennis ball

    • @isaacgarcia117
      @isaacgarcia117 Před rokem

      @@gregjorda3080 I know, I'm essentially saying it's not funny

    • @isaacgarcia117
      @isaacgarcia117 Před rokem

      @@zlmdragon. right I missed it and no but I asked your mom if she could return and she did

    • @chriskelly3481
      @chriskelly3481 Před rokem +1

      @@WeGotTheChocolates "It will HIT you"?!?!?
      🤣 Is that a further joke on the ball theme?
      Either way, brilliant.
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @laurenceochieng6122
    @laurenceochieng6122 Před rokem

    I didn't get this

    • @noirjacques3274
      @noirjacques3274 Před rokem

      Either a “ball” meaning that which the dog chases OR a “Ball” meaning a formal occasion, hence the reference to a tuxedo.

    • @laurenceochieng6122
      @laurenceochieng6122 Před rokem

      @@noirjacques3274 😅 ooh, now I get it

  • @victorascarrunz4137
    @victorascarrunz4137 Před rokem

    Not funny

  • @brudzool
    @brudzool Před rokem +1

    fake laughter is the worst

  • @incarnationcharls
    @incarnationcharls Před rokem

    I don't get it 🥲