Looking back I think my worst injury is when I fell off my bike and got road rash on a dirt/gravel road, I have to got to the ER to get rocks out of my knee.
I've split my head open 3+ times. Only 3 major times that I can remember, but I've been told my cranium has taken quite the beating over the years. All good now though... I think
@@hobbinsjogsohn9996 I hope you still have all your marbles. I've had stiches on the back of my head twice now. One from falling on a treadmill as a kid and once for blacking out from exhaustion and hitting my head on the corner of a desk on the way down
Had a golf ball sized abscess in my groin. When I was released from the hospital they were pulling the gauze out of me like a clown pulling a string of bandanas
Worst injury: My wife and I were snorkeling in Hawaii once and saw a sea turtle. We decided to watch it, and ended up floating really close to some big rocks of coral, which are extremely sharp. When we came up for a breath, some big waves crashed into both of us and slammed us up against the coral multiple times. My wife was actually sucked up underneath the coral rock and blacked out and I had to go underneath and grab her. We ended up climbing on top of the coral rocks to get away from the waves. We came out with tons of gashes and bruises, black eyes, ripped off toenail and fingernails, a concussion, and some broken ribs.
My mother used to sell Tupperware and knives when I was a little younger and I sat on one of the containers that had the blades in it and the lid collapsed, causing a knife to go through my left knee and almost remove my leg. I was 3
Ah cool, thats horrific. Though I question the strength of tupperware if a 3 year old sitting on it can break it. But also who stores knives vertically?
@Will-mk5pj the knife was just kinda thrown in it because she would recieve them in large shipments and it was kinda stuck in the lid so it just kinda went right through
Oh, it's not even close. In fact, I love BL1 revolvers so much that I've spent multiple playthroughs just running around trying to only use them. There's just something euphoric about having a giant hand cannon mixed with the Borderlands weapon formula.
@@Clooger- I feel like that is why people love the DPUH so much. like yea it has insane damage but it is honestly one of very few guns in bl2 that I would consider a "hand cannon". Hopefully we get more guns like this in bl4. Could possibly even bring back the revolver as one of the weapon types.
It's partially because bl1 has better scaling. If you could consistently 1 shot minion level foes in the endgame with a revolver style pistol on Zero without needing slag, the Bee, or an extremely narrowly optimized build, they would probably feel a whole lot better. It also doesn't help that a surprising number of basic enemies have critical spots are an absolute pain to hit in Bl2. Loader variants that only have their tiny eye, snags being much harder to crit with their mouth closed, threshers having eyes on their sides but always facing the player, etc. Utterly miserable. In Bl1 it's just aim and kra-pow.
The problem was combining revolver and pistol ammo. Revolvers had more ammo, more speed to use said ammo, and thus less punch. That's why I actually like using the Unforgiven in 2 as well as 1, it's slow but strong af on headshots
Mordecai was the first character i played as in borderlands, it was a co-op playthrough with my dad and bl1 will always have a special place in my memories
Two words... Testicular Torsion... When i was a kid, balls were supposed to drop, but instead, the first ball got stuck, so they had to open the sack to pull it down, however, if you had it first time, there is a chance the other ball gets stuck aswell... It did... Needless to say, it kinda hurt...
@Joltzdude139 yeah, I'm honestly not sure how I made it through it other than blind luck. Should have been hide of teramorphus farming that day instead I guess
The first time I did that dlc, I instinctively grenade jumped over the hospital fence and skipped hank. I legit didn't even realize I had skipped a boss.
QOTD Answer. I work in the steel industry and had a 100+pound black of steel on a magnet hanging up in the air. The magnet disengaged while I was cleaning under it, and it fell and crushed two of my fingers, resulting in a pretty bloody mess. They look kind of funny now, but I can still feel them for the most part.
My worst injury has been 3 dislocations in my left knee leaving me with a stiff knee I couldn't bend for an entire year until I finally got approved for surgery. After finally getting surgery I was stuck on my couch with nothing to do and that's when I found Borderlands 2 and most importantly your CZcams channel!! Yes I spent 120 hours of my life stuck on a couch farming for the 94% Sham with Zer0 because I could. I loved every second of it!
I was riding my friends bike to school. Long story short, the brakes didn't work and I hit the curb and I fell on my arms against said curb, breaking them both at the same time
Just started my first ever bl1 run on Mordecai, so I am excited to watch you play! My worst injury was when I accidently pulsed an immersion blender on my finger.
i see a lot of challenge runs that im like no way i can do this but this challenge is one that i love to see how far he gets and how far i can do it too. thank you joltz for the amazing content
Alright my worst injury was when I was a kid I was playing in the back of my house bare footed and I accidentally kicked a piece of rusty old metal roof and it sliced my toe open, never told my parents anything and dealth with it on my own and I low-key thought I was gonna lose my big toe or even my whole foot because of it, luckily that didn't happen but being a kid when it happened had me scared beyond belief.
My worst injury is one people can't see, my depression. It prevents me from doing the bare minimum like going outside without getting stomach pains and cold sweats and having a job because of fear of failure. I just can't be happy :/ Love the videos Joltz!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Favorite Borderlands, favorite characters AND favorite gun type! This is gonna be hype! No other Borderlands game has captured just how CRUNCHY the revolvers feel!
it's super cool to see you do this run! my favorite gun type, and the funniest thing is, I'm doing a pseudo revolver run myself that I started a few days ago, cleared DLC 2 and 4 with a 2 mag masher and my first cash run of Knoxx, first chest? defiler.
I recently dislocated my shoulder, and because of the way I dislocated it, I was forced to leave work for over 6 months. (your videos have helped a lot and gotten me back into borderlands during the healing process so thank you!)
I buckled fracture my forearm when I was 15 worst pain I ever felt especially seeing my bone break so clean it was scary and disgusting huge fan keep up the great work
YAY lets go baby! This is gonna be a fun one! Might take awhile though with the world drop only legendary weapons. BL1, despite it's jank, is still my favorite of the games
Got into a car accident 7 months ago at work and still out on workers comp. Can’t stand or sit for longer than half an hour at a time, love the videos ❤
This game is the best, I'm happy someone is playing this in 2024! I miss the Crawmerax & Knox base runs, makes me want to DL it again just to do runssss. Oh the good ol' days
My worst injury isn't as extreme as some of the other ones around here, but once, back when my brothers were in scouts, I tagged along for a hike they were going on, and at one point was standing near our (sadly gone) very hyper/eager dog. He noticed something, and sprinted *full speed* behind me, and dragged his leash across the back of my knees, rug burning the *crap* out of them. I then had to walk the entire hike with the *pits of my knees* rug burned. I still remember the hike so vividly because of the pain I was in forcing me to focus on everything I could to distract myself lmao.
Chipped the bone that your patella tracks in. Fully opened me up and put two screws to put it back in. I also had a high chance to dislocate my knee afterwards so they cut my quad muscle and wrapped it around my knee to make it stable. 4 years later and one quad is still smaller
Joltz for a QOTD you should do like "What's your favorite Borderlands games art style and why" type of question. I always forget how awesome BL1 looks even though it is so old.
My worst injury was when I fell into a fountain that had rocks at the bottom, except there was no water. One of the rocks gashed a really big hole on my head that needed me to get stitches for weeks. Even today, 20 years later, and I still have an indent and scar there, though thankfully high enough that it's covered by hair.
Been waiting for a Borderlands 1 playthrough. Even though Borderlands 1 is the oldest borderlands I feel like I've seen more people playing bl2 or bl3 and just forget about it even though it's one of my favorite games
Got an underground wasp sting the upper corner of my eye socket in middle school and now I'm traumatized to anything that buzzes and passes by my ear. Had to also get a wasp out of my apartment today so that was nice.
After i dont even know exactly how long of not playing i finally decided to get this, bl2, and tps again on switch and have realized that i forgot just how much i love this game more than the sequels
Damn. This is gonna be an enjoyable series. QOTD: My worst injury would have to be the ripping, tearing and dislocation of my middle finger. It required Stiches, a Metal Rod through to keep it straight and 8 weeks of not being able to move a majority of my right hand.
Fractured my skull. When I was a kid, I slipped when walking down the polished wooden stairs we had at the time while in my socks. It was at night time so it could have been pretty bad if it wasn't for my parent's bedroom being at the bottom and me waking them up by hitting my head into the door.
Broke my hip and ACL in a motorcycle crash, and hit my head hard enough my day got reset xD, was a super fun conversation asking the docs what were they doing in my room and where was my cat lol
When i learned the Doc-Mercy Skip existed, Krieg was out and was the only character i played, I learned 8years later that it was indeed not my fault i could not do the jump, that lead to some heavy annoyance back then.
This is my type of play through. Did this one and it is so much fun! Injury, broke foot while working at Abercrombie. I’ll let you use your imagination as to how😂
When I was around 8 years old, we were at a park that had wooden swings. I was standing on the swing and jumped off but didn't jump far enough away, so the swing ended up hitting me in the head and gave me a 6 inch gash on my scalp that needed 8 staples to close.
My WORST injury was back in elementary school on the playground, we had a wire fence that separated the basketball court from the grass field, the fence had sharp metal that was curved to resemble a heart shape well… I was playing with some class mates and I wrapped my hand around THAT part and from the base of my pinky to the tip the fence FILET my pinky and bone was exposed. It was great explaining that to the doctors while in shock, they gave me 20 stitches and pain killers.
One time in school I was taken by the hands spun and thrown onto the ground. Of course there's always a catch, and this is no exception. Right where my head would land there was already something. A wedge shaped rock. Oddly enough the part that actually hurt was the weeks after in which I had to deal with the glue used to seal my noggin stuck in my hair.
When I was a teenager I was a big bushcraft nerd, and for my confirmation, I was given a really nice axe! On my second tree the axe slipped and went right into my leg and cut 4 inches wide and down to the tibia. Bled like hell, but luckily I wasn't alone in the woods, otherwise I might have died from blood loss
Back a few years ago my Mum had a rather large, heavy, ornate porcelain plate hung above a door frame for decoration. Fast forward to me doing some renovations and carrying a step ladder through the house, vertically, thus causing this plate to get knocked off the wall and onto my head. Wound up with my skull cracked, my head glued back together, and a few days in A&E lol
One day at school when I was a kid, a couple other kids stole my homework which was a big sheet of paper with a stuff written that I was gonna use to do my presentation. They eventually decided to give it back but they threw it to me and I tripped backwards. The problem is that, in front of the classroom, theres like a step so the teacher stands in there and sees the whole class which was like 30-40 kids and I was standing just in front of it. When I tripped I hit the back of my head in that step and got my skull cracked as well.
I worked at a kitchen for Hy-Vee ( a grocery store chain here in the midwest). While using a mandolin for slicing vegetables, I ended up removing the corner and tip of my right hand ring finger. It was pretty painful, but the worst part is I was so young and dumb that I was using hydrogen peroxide to clean it. Now I have a really weird spot of skin that hurts when it is cold outside. I also realized later in life that my fingerprints didn't match up to my records anymore, which ended up in a fun experience at a police station when I was getting a security license.
When I was around 7 I was coming home from my birthday party and tripped on a step, landing on a party bag I was carrying. A lollipop stick pierced through the back and my forehead all the way to my skull. That was a fun way to spend my birthday lol
Back in 2004, I was skating home from a friend's house and tripped on a rock. I fell with both of my arms in from of me, right arm farther out, so when all my body weight hit, my left arm snapped in half and both bones were push out and over where they broke off (though, luckily didn't break skin)
I always loved going down to the beach in zombie dlc and just power leveling my weapon proficiency and challenges. Good times. My worst injury was getting a pencil in my eye when I was 5 years old. Somehow I managed to get the best vision in my family.
My worst injury was in a car crash when I was 15. Was taking a nap with my foot on the dash.. Woke up and lo and behold the driver had also taken a nap, and we drove straight into a One Way sign. It slammed through the windshield and nearly cut off my foot from the ankle. I was helicopter lifted to the best hospital within 100 miles and had surgery that night. Thankfully I have my foot and full functionality due to a great doctor. Pretty wild experience.
Worse injury you say? Well the one I can think of off the top of my head is when I was in third grade I had a metal toy airplane, I was running around playing with it when another kid ran into me. I fell face first onto that little toy plane, and it went straight into my eye. It misses my eyeball barely but SHREDDED the daylights out of the surrounding tissue, and I had to have the injury glued shut.
I remember my brother telling me about the Doc Mercy geyser skip. We had no idea why my brother could do it but I couldn't. We later learned that Krieg is just that much thicker than everyone else.
Worst injury has to be when I was a kid I was messing around in the storage room in our house and there was a empty propane tank in the corner and when I tried to pull it out it snagged my big toe nail and nearly pulled the whole thing off.
When I was a kid we had a bonfire and some of the fire sputtered on the grass, and I as a kid thought to step it out bare foot and got a pretty bad burn on my foot.
Was jumping on rocks at the bus loop in middle school, misjudged one jump and gashed the front of my leg open so bad I thought I was seeing bone. The scar still hasn't healed almost 20 years later.
It's time for a new challenge run!
QOTD: What is your worst injury?
Looking back I think my worst injury is when I fell off my bike and got road rash on a dirt/gravel road, I have to got to the ER to get rocks out of my knee.
I've split my head open 3+ times. Only 3 major times that I can remember, but I've been told my cranium has taken quite the beating over the years. All good now though... I think
@@colematlock7755 That sounds nasty
@@hobbinsjogsohn9996 I hope you still have all your marbles. I've had stiches on the back of my head twice now. One from falling on a treadmill as a kid and once for blacking out from exhaustion and hitting my head on the corner of a desk on the way down
Had a golf ball sized abscess in my groin. When I was released from the hospital they were pulling the gauze out of me like a clown pulling a string of bandanas
This run would actually be considered canon, seeing as Mordecai managed to win a sniping contest using a revolver.
This is gonna be the easiest run of all time
Eh, Joltz deserves to do a fun run like this. Bro has been pushing the limits on some of these challenges, lol
Yes and one of the most broken ones
Let's throw him a bone
@@Clooger-I feel like it’s nothin for him though 😂 like a challenge run is just another day for joltz
@@Clooger-true, one life Krieg really took its toll on him
Worst injury: My wife and I were snorkeling in Hawaii once and saw a sea turtle. We decided to watch it, and ended up floating really close to some big rocks of coral, which are extremely sharp. When we came up for a breath, some big waves crashed into both of us and slammed us up against the coral multiple times. My wife was actually sucked up underneath the coral rock and blacked out and I had to go underneath and grab her. We ended up climbing on top of the coral rocks to get away from the waves. We came out with tons of gashes and bruises, black eyes, ripped off toenail and fingernails, a concussion, and some broken ribs.
Damn that sounds scary as hell.
@@Lucifer-hq5pe yeah it ruined our whole trip. We basically lost our on our last 4 days
@@sonofulti1337at least you both lived damn that’s scary.
My mother used to sell Tupperware and knives when I was a little younger and I sat on one of the containers that had the blades in it and the lid collapsed, causing a knife to go through my left knee and almost remove my leg. I was 3
WHAT THE HECK?!
i truly hated reading that
Ah cool, thats horrific. Though I question the strength of tupperware if a 3 year old sitting on it can break it. But also who stores knives vertically?
Well we know who's going to be in the next video jeez
@Will-mk5pj the knife was just kinda thrown in it because she would recieve them in large shipments and it was kinda stuck in the lid so it just kinda went right through
In my opinion, BL1 has the most satisfying revolvers in the entire series. They just lost some of their "oomph" in BL2.
Oh, it's not even close. In fact, I love BL1 revolvers so much that I've spent multiple playthroughs just running around trying to only use them. There's just something euphoric about having a giant hand cannon mixed with the Borderlands weapon formula.
@@Clooger- I feel like that is why people love the DPUH so much. like yea it has insane damage but it is honestly one of very few guns in bl2 that I would consider a "hand cannon". Hopefully we get more guns like this in bl4. Could possibly even bring back the revolver as one of the weapon types.
It's partially because bl1 has better scaling. If you could consistently 1 shot minion level foes in the endgame with a revolver style pistol on Zero without needing slag, the Bee, or an extremely narrowly optimized build, they would probably feel a whole lot better.
It also doesn't help that a surprising number of basic enemies have critical spots are an absolute pain to hit in Bl2. Loader variants that only have their tiny eye, snags being much harder to crit with their mouth closed, threshers having eyes on their sides but always facing the player, etc. Utterly miserable.
In Bl1 it's just aim and kra-pow.
The problem was combining revolver and pistol ammo. Revolvers had more ammo, more speed to use said ammo, and thus less punch. That's why I actually like using the Unforgiven in 2 as well as 1, it's slow but strong af on headshots
Not some, all of it. Might as well not exist in BL2. At least there was some redemption in 3 with that one Legendary.
Mordecai was the first character i played as in borderlands, it was a co-op playthrough with my dad and bl1 will always have a special place in my memories
2009 was a vibe
i just bought borderlands pandora box after playing bl3 for the first time and i'm so exited to play all the games
Ssme
Two words...
Testicular Torsion...
When i was a kid, balls were supposed to drop, but instead, the first ball got stuck, so they had to open the sack to pull it down, however, if you had it first time, there is a chance the other ball gets stuck aswell... It did...
Needless to say, it kinda hurt...
It happened to me aswell,it hurt but I only had to remove one my balls😢
@@ArashiRiudo people ever say "no ball" to you?
God have MERCY. I winced in pain just reading this. Any guy knows how brutal nut injuries are 😂
My worst injury is when I fell off the side of a mountain and tumbled about 3/4 of a mile through boulders, trees, and bushes
That is a long fall
@Joltzdude139 yeah, I'm honestly not sure how I made it through it other than blind luck. Should have been hide of teramorphus farming that day instead I guess
.... Did you go "D'oh!" all the way down?
@@KaimArgonarEyyyy no, but when I stopped at the bottom I said "that hurt" in a deadpan voice
The first time I did that dlc, I instinctively grenade jumped over the hospital fence and skipped hank. I legit didn't even realize I had skipped a boss.
QOTD Answer. I work in the steel industry and had a 100+pound black of steel on a magnet hanging up in the air. The magnet disengaged while I was cleaning under it, and it fell and crushed two of my fingers, resulting in a pretty bloody mess. They look kind of funny now, but I can still feel them for the most part.
My worst injury has been 3 dislocations in my left knee leaving me with a stiff knee I couldn't bend for an entire year until I finally got approved for surgery. After finally getting surgery I was stuck on my couch with nothing to do and that's when I found Borderlands 2 and most importantly your CZcams channel!!
Yes I spent 120 hours of my life stuck on a couch farming for the 94% Sham with Zer0 because I could. I loved every second of it!
I was riding my friends bike to school. Long story short, the brakes didn't work and I hit the curb and I fell on my arms against said curb, breaking them both at the same time
Wtfff
Not trying to be rude but it sounds ( kinda funny) I hope all is well though sorry that happened to you.
I had been binging the past bl1 playthroughs on repeat recently. This is just what i needed 😭
Awesome challenge run. Thank you jolts for helping keep the borderlands community alive
Just started my first ever bl1 run on Mordecai, so I am excited to watch you play! My worst injury was when I accidently pulsed an immersion blender on my finger.
Can’t wait to see a lil mashin’
Edit: 4:55 no way this is amazing
Yes! Borderlands 1!!!
The Revolver QOTD a couple days ago makes sense now
It was a sneaky hint
@@Joltzdude139 Wait, then what's the meaning behind this question about our worst injury?
@@markeyestone9980Dahl Maya
@@clockwork4740😂😂😂
It feels GOOD to see the OG borderlands again. Makes me want to pull it out and start another run
i see a lot of challenge runs that im like no way i can do this but this challenge is one that i love to see how far he gets and how far i can do it too.
thank you joltz for the amazing content
Alright my worst injury was when I was a kid I was playing in the back of my house bare footed and I accidentally kicked a piece of rusty old metal roof and it sliced my toe open, never told my parents anything and dealth with it on my own and I low-key thought I was gonna lose my big toe or even my whole foot because of it, luckily that didn't happen but being a kid when it happened had me scared beyond belief.
My worst injury is bad stomache ache from eating some chili with bad cheese, definitly worse pain than fracturing my collor bone
Joltz, the day I decided to revisit my absolute favorite game BL1, you start the video series with my favorite character in game! Love your content ❤
Just got out of a really long shift and theres nothing better than a joltz video to relax to ❤
My worst injury is one people can't see, my depression. It prevents me from doing the bare minimum like going outside without getting stomach pains and cold sweats and having a job because of fear of failure. I just can't be happy :/ Love the videos Joltz!
Oh... This is relatable :c
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Favorite Borderlands, favorite characters AND favorite gun type! This is gonna be hype! No other Borderlands game has captured just how CRUNCHY the revolvers feel!
Hey Joltz! Been a longtime viewer and actually got my hands on BL1 playing through for the first time I am very excited!
Joltz I been watching you for a min now and I jus wanna say I love your vids man keep it up
it's super cool to see you do this run! my favorite gun type, and the funniest thing is, I'm doing a pseudo revolver run myself that I started a few days ago, cleared DLC 2 and 4 with a 2 mag masher and my first cash run of Knoxx, first chest? defiler.
I recently dislocated my shoulder, and because of the way I dislocated it, I was forced to leave work for over 6 months. (your videos have helped a lot and gotten me back into borderlands during the healing process so thank you!)
I buckled fracture my forearm when I was 15 worst pain I ever felt especially seeing my bone break so clean it was scary and disgusting huge fan keep up the great work
I loved the squiky chair montage , real ytpoop vibe
I looked this up yesterday swearing I'd seen it before I can't wait to see more!
YAY lets go baby! This is gonna be a fun one! Might take awhile though with the world drop only legendary weapons. BL1, despite it's jank, is still my favorite of the games
Just started a bl1 run like a week ago, good timing 💪
Ayy!
Love a good bl1 run from Joltz!
I’ve been waiting for you to do this run for so long hell yeag
Got into a car accident 7 months ago at work and still out on workers comp. Can’t stand or sit for longer than half an hour at a time, love the videos ❤
Been waiting for a borderlands 1 run let’s go ‼️
I was thinking thinking the other day that I hope you do more BL1 soon. Hell yeah dude
My worst injury just happened last week, I got sucked into a lathe and broke my arm,wrist and fingers. Your videos help with my long recovery time
Man I love pistol only runs in the borderlands series. So many great options available.
yay i caught a Joltz vid within seconds of it getting posted!
This game is the best, I'm happy someone is playing this in 2024!
I miss the Crawmerax & Knox base runs, makes me want to DL it again just to do runssss. Oh the good ol' days
I love watching joltz playing borderlands 1
My worst injury isn't as extreme as some of the other ones around here, but once, back when my brothers were in scouts, I tagged along for a hike they were going on, and at one point was standing near our (sadly gone) very hyper/eager dog. He noticed something, and sprinted *full speed* behind me, and dragged his leash across the back of my knees, rug burning the *crap* out of them. I then had to walk the entire hike with the *pits of my knees* rug burned. I still remember the hike so vividly because of the pain I was in forcing me to focus on everything I could to distract myself lmao.
Still love this game. Thanks for the new strats.
Chipped the bone that your patella tracks in. Fully opened me up and put two screws to put it back in. I also had a high chance to dislocate my knee afterwards so they cut my quad muscle and wrapped it around my knee to make it stable. 4 years later and one quad is still smaller
I do enjoy a BL1 run. Always a fun watch
Revolver only Mordecai will forever be my favorite way to play borderlands this BL1 masher are just too good
Got my finger caught between a boat and a bridge and my finger exploded
I love bl1 runs, thanks Joltz
After a long day I always come home and cook me some dinner and while I eat. I've ALWAYS gotta turn on a joltz video 😂😂
Dude I had the game when it was year one and I figured that jump out first time I got to that map. It is a classic now.
Joltz for a QOTD you should do like "What's your favorite Borderlands games art style and why" type of question.
I always forget how awesome BL1 looks even though it is so old.
My worst injury was when I fell into a fountain that had rocks at the bottom, except there was no water. One of the rocks gashed a really big hole on my head that needed me to get stitches for weeks. Even today, 20 years later, and I still have an indent and scar there, though thankfully high enough that it's covered by hair.
Been waiting for a Borderlands 1 playthrough. Even though Borderlands 1 is the oldest borderlands I feel like I've seen more people playing bl2 or bl3 and just forget about it even though it's one of my favorite games
Got an underground wasp sting the upper corner of my eye socket in middle school and now I'm traumatized to anything that buzzes and passes by my ear.
Had to also get a wasp out of my apartment today so that was nice.
After i dont even know exactly how long of not playing i finally decided to get this, bl2, and tps again on switch and have realized that i forgot just how much i love this game more than the sequels
Damn. This is gonna be an enjoyable series.
QOTD: My worst injury would have to be the ripping, tearing and dislocation of my middle finger. It required Stiches, a Metal Rod through to keep it straight and 8 weeks of not being able to move a majority of my right hand.
nothing but love for joltz and k6
Fractured my skull. When I was a kid, I slipped when walking down the polished wooden stairs we had at the time while in my socks. It was at night time so it could have been pretty bad if it wasn't for my parent's bedroom being at the bottom and me waking them up by hitting my head into the door.
LET'S GOOOOOOO ANOTHER BL1 RUN
I'm super content with life now
Broke my hip and ACL in a motorcycle crash, and hit my head hard enough my day got reset xD, was a super fun conversation asking the docs what were they doing in my room and where was my cat lol
When i learned the Doc-Mercy Skip existed, Krieg was out and was the only character i played, I learned 8years later that it was indeed not my fault i could not do the jump, that lead to some heavy annoyance back then.
The amount of times I quote joltz during my daily life is getting out of hand at this point 😂😂😂
LEVEL UP!!!
This is my type of play through. Did this one and it is so much fun!
Injury, broke foot while working at Abercrombie. I’ll let you use your imagination as to how😂
When I was around 8 years old, we were at a park that had wooden swings. I was standing on the swing and jumped off but didn't jump far enough away, so the swing ended up hitting me in the head and gave me a 6 inch gash on my scalp that needed 8 staples to close.
My WORST injury was back in elementary school on the playground, we had a wire fence that separated the basketball court from the grass field, the fence had sharp metal that was curved to resemble a heart shape well… I was playing with some class mates and I wrapped my hand around THAT part and from the base of my pinky to the tip the fence FILET my pinky and bone was exposed. It was great explaining that to the doctors while in shock, they gave me 20 stitches and pain killers.
One time in school I was taken by the hands spun and thrown onto the ground. Of course there's always a catch, and this is no exception. Right where my head would land there was already something. A wedge shaped rock. Oddly enough the part that actually hurt was the weeks after in which I had to deal with the glue used to seal my noggin stuck in my hair.
this is what ive always waited for. mordy will always be number 1
It's hard to believe this game came out about 15 years ago. I remember playing through Borderlands when I was 11.
When I was a teenager I was a big bushcraft nerd, and for my confirmation, I was given a really nice axe! On my second tree the axe slipped and went right into my leg and cut 4 inches wide and down to the tibia. Bled like hell, but luckily I wasn't alone in the woods, otherwise I might have died from blood loss
Finally another borderlands 1 play through
I shattered my leg playing football and now have a permanent limp wall walking
Back a few years ago my Mum had a rather large, heavy, ornate porcelain plate hung above a door frame for decoration. Fast forward to me doing some renovations and carrying a step ladder through the house, vertically, thus causing this plate to get knocked off the wall and onto my head. Wound up with my skull cracked, my head glued back together, and a few days in A&E lol
One day at school when I was a kid, a couple other kids stole my homework which was a big sheet of paper with a stuff written that I was gonna use to do my presentation. They eventually decided to give it back but they threw it to me and I tripped backwards. The problem is that, in front of the classroom, theres like a step so the teacher stands in there and sees the whole class which was like 30-40 kids and I was standing just in front of it. When I tripped I hit the back of my head in that step and got my skull cracked as well.
BL1 Runs are always fun
Jolts dude tapping his keyboard sounds like a gun😂😂😂😂
I worked at a kitchen for Hy-Vee ( a grocery store chain here in the midwest). While using a mandolin for slicing vegetables, I ended up removing the corner and tip of my right hand ring finger. It was pretty painful, but the worst part is I was so young and dumb that I was using hydrogen peroxide to clean it. Now I have a really weird spot of skin that hurts when it is cold outside. I also realized later in life that my fingerprints didn't match up to my records anymore, which ended up in a fun experience at a police station when I was getting a security license.
When I was around 7 I was coming home from my birthday party and tripped on a step, landing on a party bag I was carrying. A lollipop stick pierced through the back and my forehead all the way to my skull. That was a fun way to spend my birthday lol
Back in 2004, I was skating home from a friend's house and tripped on a rock. I fell with both of my arms in from of me, right arm farther out, so when all my body weight hit, my left arm snapped in half and both bones were push out and over where they broke off (though, luckily didn't break skin)
This would've been a better day for the "favorite revolver" question
I always loved going down to the beach in zombie dlc and just power leveling my weapon proficiency and challenges. Good times. My worst injury was getting a pencil in my eye when I was 5 years old. Somehow I managed to get the best vision in my family.
My worst injury was in a car crash when I was 15. Was taking a nap with my foot on the dash.. Woke up and lo and behold the driver had also taken a nap, and we drove straight into a One Way sign. It slammed through the windshield and nearly cut off my foot from the ankle. I was helicopter lifted to the best hospital within 100 miles and had surgery that night. Thankfully I have my foot and full functionality due to a great doctor. Pretty wild experience.
Super stoke for some Chimera gameplay. It’s my favorite gun in the Borderlands series and is a concept I’m surprised hasn’t been revisited
I remember the first time I fired "Patton" and it felt POWERFUL. Wasn't used to "feeling" weapons in games until then.
“I’m like Spider-Man dude” *instantly falls off the roof*
Joltz at the end of his intro: "-and let's get back to the farming!"
Joltz playing dying light on borderlands, jumping on the buildings to stay away from the zombies 😂
Also, you in third person, on the roof and crouched over with the enemies below, i thought Mordecai was in Assassin's Creed for a minute 😂
Worse injury you say? Well the one I can think of off the top of my head is when I was in third grade I had a metal toy airplane, I was running around playing with it when another kid ran into me. I fell face first onto that little toy plane, and it went straight into my eye. It misses my eyeball barely but SHREDDED the daylights out of the surrounding tissue, and I had to have the injury glued shut.
stubbing your toe on the door frame will forever be the most pain you can experience
Joltz: day 1 will be melee
Day 1: running
I remember my brother telling me about the Doc Mercy geyser skip. We had no idea why my brother could do it but I couldn't. We later learned that Krieg is just that much thicker than everyone else.
YES excited for this one
Oh dang bl1, this should be a fun playthrough
It's a classic
Worst injury has to be when I was a kid I was messing around in the storage room in our house and there was a empty propane tank in the corner and when I tried to pull it out it snagged my big toe nail and nearly pulled the whole thing off.
When I was a kid we had a bonfire and some of the fire sputtered on the grass, and I as a kid thought to step it out bare foot and got a pretty bad burn on my foot.
Was jumping on rocks at the bus loop in middle school, misjudged one jump and gashed the front of my leg open so bad I thought I was seeing bone.
The scar still hasn't healed almost 20 years later.
At this pont I believe joltz can recite the entire storyline of borderlands by nothing but his memory lol