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my goal with CZcams is to find the one piece in memes, what i mean by this is i need to travel far and wide on the internet doing every idea imaginable in the meme niche, and at the end i will find something, something will happen towards the very end but i need to find that something
My first year of college I had a friend in a different class and I learned his name early on but then I completely forgot it so I just referred to him as ‘bro’, ‘dude’ and ‘yo’ for 3 weeks until a teacher walked up to him and said his name
During one summer I went to a summer camp and ended up having a crush on this one girl who was assigned the same meal table as me. I somehow couldn't just ask her what her name was and so it took ages for me to realize that there was a list of our names on the meal tables which made me feel dumb. But yes that stereotype is totally true even when it comes to learning the names of girls.
Funny thing, I played Family Feud with my family a while back, and the question was "What is something you would hate to find in your attic?" And I pushed the buzzer as fast as I could, and screamed "A HOMELESS GUY!!!". That answer is a legend in my family.
3:14 I sleep like number 10, just lay my face flat on the bed, no pillow, posing like a soldier and I quickly fall asleep. I face the other direction though.
Bro the stuff that gives me goosebumps is when I'm taking a crap alright and its cold, then my legs are just icicles and goosebumps are everywhere, I swear it be remindin me of a basketballs texture
1:08 men have a genetic excuse here they start puberty later in life there for mature later women idk why it takes then 36mins to go from a shirt and pants to the same pants and a different larger shirt
First thing I’m doing when i see the thumbnail is to make sure I’m inside, then lie down on the floor with my thumbs In my ears and my pinkies over my eyes
5:50 how does his (probably) English autocorrect autocorrect an English word into a Spanish word? (Habla means you speak/do you speak, not sure about gated tho)
He's probably spanish (like me) so his autocorrect translated the word "obligated" to "habla gated" gated doesnt mean anything but probably the autocorrect just changed a part of the word (obli to habla)
@@i.is.kid. replies to my reply, Says E, Refuses to cooperate, Doesnt elaborate, Says E again for some reason, Refuses to cooperate again, Doesnt elaborate once again, Leaves, Eats a tortilla chip vertically.
6:30 let’s just appreciate how it says that this cow was killed without consent and that you shouldn’t buy it, like it’s already dead anyway imma just buy it
Bro I think of fake scenarios in my head to keep me entertained and keep imagination sharp OHH THATS WHY I GET 6 HOURS OF SLEEP PER NIGHT while waking at 10 - 11
hello subscribe or you will upset my dog. you're not mean to animals are you???? if you are go away but if you are not subscribe. also drop video ideas.
my goal with CZcams is to find the one piece in memes, what i mean by this is i need to travel far and wide on the internet doing every idea imaginable in the meme niche, and at the end i will find something, something will happen towards the very end but i need to find that something
doggo
also do duck memes
dinosaur memes
@@VaazkLShorts Do memes about memes (about memes dying, memes randomly forming, memes over the years, etc.)
Idc bout some dog I’m not subscribing if you’re asking me to
The “Guys learn their friends names by waiting to hear someone else say their names” is so true.
My first year of college I had a friend in a different class and I learned his name early on but then I completely forgot it so I just referred to him as ‘bro’, ‘dude’ and ‘yo’ for 3 weeks until a teacher walked up to him and said his name
first day in a new school i made a friend and didnt know his name and waited until someone said his name
During one summer I went to a summer camp and ended up having a crush on this one girl who was assigned the same meal table as me. I somehow couldn't just ask her what her name was and so it took ages for me to realize that there was a list of our names on the meal tables which made me feel dumb. But yes that stereotype is totally true even when it comes to learning the names of girls.
Boys aren’t the only one. I do it too and I’m a girl
Funny thing, I played Family Feud with my family a while back, and the question was "What is something you would hate to find in your attic?" And I pushed the buzzer as fast as I could, and screamed "A HOMELESS GUY!!!". That answer is a legend in my family.
Bro still doesnt get bored by any choice while reading long af sentences without any mistake, what a pure legend
i do
bros just reading on autopilot and he says he gets bored
he be one of those guys who go "im too old for this shit man"
i still cant understand why people still like steveee
This feels like something he would read and then upload
I doubt it
As someone with a lot of questions, I approve of these memes
As a
Well who asked you!?!
As someone questionable, I agree
As meme of a proven, I someone a lot of questions.
Ask me a question
this guy's voice scratches my brain
same 💀💀💀
@Oliver Nowels he scratched my brain so much i could feel him coming inside of me
69th like🗿
And I agree
@@mnassassin1231 thank you for this landmark
I feel the same way with Daily Dose of Internet.
“Imagine celebrating the day where all my problems started.”
*That’s called an anniversary*
As someone who got confused and began to think they were insane, yes, the audio did indeed stop being in sync with the video.
21:36 As a French person, the pronunciation of "tu me manques" was hilarious
it sounded like some Spanish food or something
Knowing French, it's probably pronounced "t man" or some shit like that
@@Chris_winthers you pronounce it like this: "two moo monk"
I swear this guy just puts out the most random memes like whats next apartment with a chicken in it which is getting microwaved memes
is there a problem with it tho
6:40 Any horror movie fans would know that it’s Dewey from the Scream (5)
10:14: "I would eat that thing for a raw Snickers bar." VaazkL, 2023
Um akshually da “raw” is rite afta the “thing” not after de “a”
"Are you supposed to become waterproof afrer you turn 18 or something?"
Bitch you ARE waterproof, always have been.
16:12 It's for horses. You know what they do to horses with broken legs?
*BAM*
Video idea:Memes that make my day a bit darker
As a question I can confirm these memes give questions.
What pride flag is in your profile picture? I've been searching for a while but can't seem to find it anywhere.
@@Izzythemaker127Aroace flag, happy pride month!
(It means no romantic or sexual attraction. Slang for Aromantic Asexual.)
What an incredible pfp
@@squirrel83 ok thx, funnily enough I am aroace and have never seen this flag lol
10:34 better yet, this is a skeleton, dressed as a human, dressed as a skeleton
damn
Isn’t that what the meme said
22:44 number 6 is actually how you fix your glasses if you are a pirate captain and have blades on each finger
10:44 i'd prepare for the plot of fallout
Make more this was my favorite
15:43
Oh no
I GET ATTACKED BY A BIG BLUE MONKEY 🐵🔪
So do I just blow up, or…
will burnout from drawing kill me..?
@@WhittyYT
Yes
A FUCKING PANCAKE
@@Malvorik so you’re gonna choke on a pancake or something?
4:45 man why is this so relatable 😭
2:02
I’m taking the draws in the fridge or the curtains/blinds on the windows 😂
7:25 I didn’t play much outside as a child, the scar on my knee is from kneeling on the LITERALLY THE SHARPEST LEGO.
3:14 I sleep like number 10, just lay my face flat on the bed, no pillow, posing like a soldier and I quickly fall asleep. I face the other direction though.
Who else read the time stamp as pi, or has school ruined me?
I literally sleep in 11
i used to sleep like 4 with one/both arms between the legs but now i'm 2
@@mnassassin1231 time stamp = 3:14
approximation of π = 3.14
6:08 made laugh my long ass hair off
7:21 me too, im glad school is going to be over next week and summer will start
I’m the kind of friend who would stop the group from walking while you tie your shoes
18:08 if you're child just used those words then you without a shadow of a doubt have a little einstein on your hands.
“We don’t make up fake scenarios in are heads that keep us up all night”
I didn’t think I was the only boy doing this 😔
Don't worry, same here
2:07 the doorbell IS the inconvenience😂
Me if video game logic becomes real: **looks up cheat codes online**
12:23 They Really Decided To Steal Michael's House.
Why did you capitalize every word
4:33 true
To answer the thumbnail
Dying, I’m dying
Bro the stuff that gives me goosebumps is when I'm taking a crap alright and its cold, then my legs are just icicles and goosebumps are everywhere, I swear it be remindin me of a basketballs texture
5:07 We all know that Shoe>Shoe>Sock>Sock is the best.
Na,
Fuel>Pre Flight Checks>Weapon Checks>Carrier Launch Sequence>Launch
yea
1:08 men have a genetic excuse here they start puberty later in life there for mature later women idk why it takes then 36mins to go from a shirt and pants to the same pants and a different larger shirt
20:56 Ez become a dragon. I love wings of fire and it sounds like so much fun.
I thought I was the only one that chews the shirt tag thingie 😂
same
12:20 ain't no way blud used a gta 5 house to say he had a house.
i scrolled for like five min to look for this reply
@@Cheese-el9vh Preciate it homeslice
I just ripped my pants apart with a devious fart
16:21 I would go on the streets acting homeless, first trillionaire on the earth
Smart
“Dont touch my eyes!”
6:45 I had to play that a few times due to unexpected extreme wholesomeness
13:22 isn't that AoT?
I think so
I originally thought it was Neon Genesis Evangelion
Yeah I reckon it is main just cus of the naked giant thing and also the orphans joining the military sounds a lot like aot
23:19 lol I also choose this guys wife
same
id actually prefer to have both because the 1000 riaches will temporarily stay appeased while i try to figure out what to do about them
6:47 Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
ultra props to this man for everything
16:12 The gun allow you to get the patient you need to heal , what a fully equipped doctor kit !
For the last one, I keep thinking: That's a bit expensive, but it would be worth it to get away from everyone. I'll start saving.
“You wake up and see this, what you doing?”
Probably seconds away from meeting Jesus. What *can* I do?
19:58 Router? I hardly know er!!!
get it cause he says it like root-er? get it? d-do you get it?
10:34 i posted that comment 4 years ago, _not_ 3 days ago
caught your ass in 4k lmao
Don't touch my contacts. Do not.
Nah Tony Stark hit way, way, WAYYYY too hard
I see 7 1:23
The first and third colour are exactly the same though??
17:00
98+1 is 99 please fix this.
math ain't mathing
3:21 bro speak for yourself *continues to be on phone and then contemplate life before sleep*
First thing I’m doing when i see the thumbnail is to make sure I’m inside, then lie down on the floor with my thumbs In my ears and my pinkies over my eyes
5:50 how does his (probably) English autocorrect autocorrect an English word into a Spanish word? (Habla means you speak/do you speak, not sure about gated tho)
He's probably spanish (like me) so his autocorrect translated the word "obligated" to "habla gated" gated doesnt mean anything but probably the autocorrect just changed a part of the word (obli to habla)
@@NamelessNoob07 E
I refuse to elaborate
E
@@i.is.kid. replies to my reply,
Says E,
Refuses to cooperate,
Doesnt elaborate,
Says E again for some reason,
Refuses to cooperate again,
Doesnt elaborate once again,
Leaves,
Eats a tortilla chip vertically.
@@NamelessNoob07 E
14:30 holy you didn’t have to kill them like that man
15:19
People who drive white land rovers.
People who say ahks instead of ask (unless they’re rapping).
"Don't touch my heart"
7:53 LIVE AND LEARN
Don’t know that song but my choice would probably be Roar of Dedede or The Mind Electric.
@@grayanddevpdx its the final boss/main theme from sonic adventure 2
I would choose bye bye there
Imperial march
1:01 I do water + toothpaste is there something wrong with me 💀
Yes
You are not the only one 💀
Same here 💀💀
Me Too 💀💀💀
Why does the toothpaste need to moisturize the water aint going anywhere
That’s the best cheese platter I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣
"What is the best way to cure depression?"
"Add to cart."
the one time something is actually censored this mf decides to swear 19:06
6:30 let’s just appreciate how it says that this cow was killed without consent and that you shouldn’t buy it, like it’s already dead anyway imma just buy it
Imma steal their doorknobs.
Yeah Tony stark dying made me full out cry.
12:00 this post is flawed, i eat my wings 6.
Same
If you finish it in any way other than 4 you have problems, either as in mental issues, or as in your stomach has bones in it.
@@grayanddevpdx you leave meat on your bones?
ate and left no crumbs?
Can't wait for this guy to be bigger than emkay. I actually laugh in these videos.
I did the “let your keyboard expose you” thing and got “Don’t touch my eyes ”
And straight to the time stamps I go
4:39
Before: “bro this drink looks weird”
After: “This elixir doth possess a flavor that is delectable.”
rouxls kaard potion
3:19 he is holding none. All of the balloons are mounted on the pillar at different spots and the boy is holding a rod
4:39 And eating something at the supermarket before you paid for it
If I could steal something that would mildly inconvenience someone, I would take one sock from each pair of socks.
the milk from their fridge
Can openers can never replace the oh way of opening a soft drink and making sure you don’t spill any of it on yourself
Going back to sleep
3:34 it would be reflection by tool but i’ll still have like 40% of the song to go after i die lmfao
13:53 I got 21
🤡
🤦♂️
Me too how do u get 17
Btw I used ChatGPT
8-5=3 3x5=15 15+2=17
0:43 I sleep in jeans every night. I prefer it.
A blue hedgehog runs fast and saved me🤯*EMOTIONAL*
Bro I think of fake scenarios in my head to keep me entertained and keep imagination sharp
OHH THATS WHY I GET 6 HOURS OF SLEEP PER NIGHT while waking at 10 - 11
"Why are men okay with not celebrating their birthday?" radiates the same intelligence as "why don't poor people just try getting rich?"
no, *this* radiates the same intelligence as ''why don't poor people get rich''
3:14 it looks like 17 and 18 is running away with a pillow…
Your right lol
why do i relate with like half of these
2:00
i am gonna be stealing every handle to every cabinet in the house
First song i would play is Never Gonna Give You Up ofc
VaazkL, You still do great sound job but... Your voice is not such emotional as it was 1-2 years ago
Inconvenience is amazing
Dont touch my heart
Lmao
17:53 me and my little brother were being well siblings and he got his shirt on the door handle and I was like “well now IK that you definitely mad”
The main character in “I am Legend”
People say its a trash movie but i was straight up crying for 15 minutes
Im a type of friend from the "do yall have that one friend that..." no matter if its a good thing or not.
2:07 if i had to choose. im gonna steal every doorknop in the house.
"Don't touch my phone and I don't have a phone number for the phone number and I will be there in a few minutes."