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  • @MoonWeasel23
    @MoonWeasel23 Před rokem +578

    Love that even the Robot Devil does less messed up shit than Bender.

    • @katelystt
      @katelystt Před rokem +45

      He did say that there were no robots worse than bender.

    • @benjaminshinar9509
      @benjaminshinar9509 Před rokem +23

      @@katelystt
      he never said it, he sang it!
      🎼 we looked around, there really aren't 🎶

    • @DatCartoonistGuy
      @DatCartoonistGuy Před 11 měsíci +4

      And the way even BENDER was disturbed by the living teddy bears getting murdered and stuffed...

  • @maromalul9134
    @maromalul9134 Před rokem +299

    Bender sacrificing his son will always be the darkest most hilarious crime he ever committed

  • @TheTexas1994
    @TheTexas1994 Před rokem +163

    3:30 "Fetal Stem Cell? Aren't those controversial?"
    "In your time yes. But nowadays SHUT UP."

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Před rokem +15

      Besides, those are adult stem cells harvested from healthy adults,

    • @oscarmarek7746
      @oscarmarek7746 Před rokem +18

      @@davidwuhrer6704whom I killed for their stem cells

  • @JohnRock14
    @JohnRock14 Před rokem +146

    No backsies! Lmao the last one has always been my favourite

  • @brianhallii9891
    @brianhallii9891 Před rokem +81

    5:28 It’s even more sad when Bender’s done with the cart he throws it in the garbage 😂😢

  • @IammeoramI
    @IammeoramI Před rokem +29

    7:25
    That guy in line was in "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" but instead he wanted his birth certificate. The time between this episode "Lethal Inspection" and the previously mentioned one airing was ten years.

  • @john_blues
    @john_blues Před 4 měsíci +14

    "To shreds, you say?" 😂

    • @heartysquid
      @heartysquid Před měsícem +1

      "How is his wife holding up....to shreds you say?"

  • @OmAlexander1111
    @OmAlexander1111 Před rokem +164

    "There we no survivors. " Morbo is the best!

    • @samalvey8168
      @samalvey8168 Před rokem +7

      (chuckles indulgently) "Takes all kinds!"

    • @xjdfghashzkj
      @xjdfghashzkj Před rokem

      Everyone's titty much protally fit-shaced.

  • @MegaPepsimax
    @MegaPepsimax Před rokem +60

    *Professor:* You've killed me!
    *Lila:* Oh no, what have I done?
    *Professor:* I just told you, you've killed me!

  • @JohnTK
    @JohnTK Před 10 měsíci +9

    Ngl my reaction to the “to shreds you say” rent joke was a tad bit delayed as my brain processed the absolute tonal whiplash.

  • @ohnostoltzman2496
    @ohnostoltzman2496 Před rokem +42

    3:57 Hermes: I'm going to jump!
    4:00 Bender: Do a flip!
    You gotta love Bender in this.

  • @greggory5156
    @greggory5156 Před rokem +19

    I had forgotten how hard I laughed back when I first watched Bender punt his son into the fire pit and I am glad to relive that memory and laugh just as hard.

  • @JMandJJ7797
    @JMandJJ7797 Před rokem +36

    It's kind of unnervng how a lot of jokes from Futurama seem to involved suicide, cannibalism, and just wanton deaths. Fry and Leela committed genocide on Valentine's Day for fuck's sake and no one even remembers.

    • @Theromanreagent
      @Theromanreagent Před rokem +2

      When? I don't remember that

    • @JMandJJ7797
      @JMandJJ7797 Před rokem +1

      @@Theromanreagent The episode where Bender dates the Planet Express ship

  • @chaoswarriorx4411
    @chaoswarriorx4411 Před 11 měsíci +8

    “I know who’s funeral we’ll be attending next.”
    “Oh stop!”
    😅

  • @Caolan114
    @Caolan114 Před 11 měsíci +16

    Honorable mention to that piracy PSA "Is there anything you won't steal?" "a human heart" "Well piracy Is Just like stealing a human heart" "Oh wait-"

  • @Amoogus
    @Amoogus Před rokem +12

    2:20 is essentially how my grandpa described military health care.

    • @MrRhombus
      @MrRhombus Před 11 měsíci

      Now Canadian Healthcare too 🥲

  • @henryaggerate9669
    @henryaggerate9669 Před rokem +31

    Why aren’t you working?
    I am
    I meant yourself to death

  • @jm221
    @jm221 Před 5 dny

    You really get an appreciation for how long 15 seconds is when its tied to an unskippable ad

  • @MiotaLee
    @MiotaLee Před rokem +8

    I forget how dark these moments were. I guess I was to busy laughing.

  • @Bob_Belcher
    @Bob_Belcher Před rokem +18

    Do a flip!

  • @Fr0styCoffee
    @Fr0styCoffee Před rokem +8

    0:23 shits a little to real haha.

  • @rjpittman4510
    @rjpittman4510 Před rokem +7

    8:12 For me that entire scene is number 1 for dark joke on Futurama. 4th isn't bad but still makes me think every time

  • @jamesgreen1166
    @jamesgreen1166 Před 9 měsíci +3

    4:20 you know it’s fucked when bender is disturbed

  • @larrygorlitz
    @larrygorlitz Před rokem +11

    You got the best channel! Futurama has so much good material and I love getting the best of the best condensed like this! 😂

  • @Rob8729
    @Rob8729 Před rokem +7

    okay...I was truly shocked when they got to the "Bear hospital"

  • @geckokid8265
    @geckokid8265 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I love how even Bender is horrified by the bear "hospital"

  • @guillermorojasc
    @guillermorojasc Před 11 měsíci +6

    2:15 Typicall monday for Jeff Bezos

  • @C.A.M584
    @C.A.M584 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Looks like Fry and Leela were both armed and dangerous.

  • @hot_pink_bitch_8896
    @hot_pink_bitch_8896 Před rokem +3

    “I only put my name in there as an act of good faith”

  • @jonpatchmodular
    @jonpatchmodular Před 11 měsíci +2

    The love bear factory is such a messed up bit, it's insane!

  • @arsh.the.troller.
    @arsh.the.troller. Před 11 měsíci +3

    The part that the Bears got stuffed was so funny, because even bender was concerned

  • @jojotheswede8444
    @jojotheswede8444 Před rokem +6

    to shreds you say

  • @alannatherson7721
    @alannatherson7721 Před rokem +7

    It feels like this is just 90% Bender being Bender.

  • @dreamingspace7218
    @dreamingspace7218 Před rokem +19

    As a formally suicidal person if I ever see someone about to jump I’m gonna yell “do a flip” because of this

    • @taiyoqun
      @taiyoqun Před rokem +7

      As a formally not suicidal person if I ever jump I'm gonna "do a flip" because of this

    • @Mrs.StealUrHusband
      @Mrs.StealUrHusband Před 10 měsíci +1

      As a former what the fuck are y'all smoking I needs somes o datz

  • @Drayakir
    @Drayakir Před rokem +7

    Oh hey a best of Bender

  • @akashsuresh1369
    @akashsuresh1369 Před rokem +4

    Those Ant Eaters are really vicious.

  • @user-unos111
    @user-unos111 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I didn't remember there being so many suicide jokes in this show

  • @rauljavierservinvalle572

    1:05 bender Face says It all 😂😂😂

  • @pathemep
    @pathemep Před rokem +9

    One reason 💪🏻

  • @Mace2.0
    @Mace2.0 Před rokem +5

    9:10 Me in Destiny's PVP

  • @kaos421
    @kaos421 Před rokem

    Thanks for the upload

  • @TheRealW.S.Foster
    @TheRealW.S.Foster Před rokem +11

    Oh God, the one old guy wearing the swim trunks at 3:05 looked like he was the only one to realize the pain before he died lol

    • @Dragon66898
      @Dragon66898 Před rokem

      Do you mean the third one to the left (guy on the right side of the middle dude) because it definitely looks like he realized it right when he put his foot in it.

    • @TheRealW.S.Foster
      @TheRealW.S.Foster Před rokem +1

      @@Dragon66898 I think it was the guy wearing the green swim trunks

    • @RyanGriffiths28
      @RyanGriffiths28 Před rokem

      ​@The Wojak Known as WSF II it was 2 of them that fell in

  • @Earthneedsado-over177
    @Earthneedsado-over177 Před 4 měsíci

    Fetal stem cells, aren't those controversial? In your time yes, but nowadays shut up! One of my all-time favorite exchanges.

  • @MissDavids
    @MissDavids Před 9 měsíci +2

    At least its not Family Guy.

  • @terrance3218
    @terrance3218 Před rokem

    This is so evil: I'm glad Malachi Jr. was nuked.

  • @chaoswarriorx4411
    @chaoswarriorx4411 Před 11 měsíci +1

    The “Nice cart” one is the worst one for me

  • @ProjectNetoku
    @ProjectNetoku Před rokem

    Wow
    Toaster devil

  • @TheSantaFeGuy
    @TheSantaFeGuy Před rokem +1

    A W E F U L, lets read some more :)

  • @nygiantsfan1880
    @nygiantsfan1880 Před 10 měsíci

    To shreds you say?

  • @christiank7166
    @christiank7166 Před rokem +36

    Oh how awful, did he atleast die painlessly? To shreds you say.. Lmfao my favorite joke.

    • @willmorrell488
      @willmorrell488 Před rokem +11

      Well, how's his wife holding up?

    • @De1337ed
      @De1337ed Před rokem +12

      To shreds you say...

    • @oscarmarek7746
      @oscarmarek7746 Před rokem +1

      @@De1337edSad, sad, gruesome news about my old colleague

  • @spumatei
    @spumatei Před 11 měsíci

    4:10 Isn't that asbesthos?

  • @The_X-PO_Center
    @The_X-PO_Center Před 2 měsíci

    9:13

  • @wolfb1396
    @wolfb1396 Před rokem +6

    First , Whooo hooo

  • @Dragon66898
    @Dragon66898 Před rokem +5

    That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen!

    • @timsmith618
      @timsmith618 Před rokem +6

      Really? Then don't look over there!

  • @Nahyoudontgetthat
    @Nahyoudontgetthat Před 11 měsíci +2

    *No Back-Sies!*

  • @Fr0styCoffee
    @Fr0styCoffee Před rokem +8

    0:50 shits a little to real haha.