Look Listen & Take Heed Women Keep Your Virtue

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  • Look Listen & Take Heed Women Keep Your Virtue
    Narrated By Mr Cholmonley Warner

Komentáře • 901

  • @seanhuds229
    @seanhuds229 Před 3 lety +580

    "Spunky chaps with hats at jaunty angles" possibly the best use of the English language there.

    • @sarahbailey9407
      @sarahbailey9407 Před 3 lety +15

      Superb

    • @johnsmith1926
      @johnsmith1926 Před 2 lety +19

      This is actually one of the reasons why it is a good idea for learners of a foreign language to start watching and listening to this type of comedy as soon as possible. It keeps the learning curve steep as they often use words thar are not that common. By the way, it is also a lot of fun. ;)

    • @ianwatkins9602
      @ianwatkins9602 Před 2 lety +4

      Don't get better 😁

    • @lordelpus2099
      @lordelpus2099 Před 2 lety +25

      Sadly Spunky chaps with hats at jaunty angles are few and far between.

    • @hawker1262
      @hawker1262 Před 2 lety +11

      @@lordelpus2099 aren’t they all in Brighton?

  • @stephenholmes1036
    @stephenholmes1036 Před 2 měsíci +37

    This film should be shown to ALL 6th form girls as guidance!

    • @SteelCowGirl4Ever
      @SteelCowGirl4Ever Před měsícem

      Guys are so desperate to view females as not having any amount of agency, purpose or independence. Yet the greater lot of you have all ended up with failure to launch syndrome by choosing to stay home, play video games and eat Cheetos in your parents basement all day (instead of going off to school or being gainfully employed). This seems to be the going trend for almost every guy between the ages of 25 and 35 right now.
      Unemployment rates are much higher for males than they are for females at the moment thanks to men not wanting to go back into the workforce, and their utter refusal to grow up. So it's no real wonder that women are winning at life as adults with a lot of social and financial capital, while men are failing miserably at it, and don't seem to be with any agency of their own.

    • @TheToolnut
      @TheToolnut Před měsícem

      ​@@SteelCowGirl4EverThat's because being a man makes one a second class citizen. We are descriminated against in every possible way.

    • @SteelCowGirl4Ever
      @SteelCowGirl4Ever Před měsícem

      ​​@@TheToolnutNope. I disagree. It's because boys brains are much slower to develop and mature causing not all, but a large majority of males to fall behind academically compared to their female peers. Guys are also 90% more likely to develop behavioral disorders such as ADHD, which without medication and regular therapy, inhibits their ability to function independently and appropriately as an adult. Otherwise, being unemployed and not having any financial or social capital is nobody else's fault. It has absolutely nothing to do with "discrimination" but everything to do with personal choices that clearly aren't the better ones to be making. And yet It's always "somebody else's fault." It's never theirs. I think guys need to start looking in the mirror and assuming accountability for their own mistakes.
      If a guy chooses to sit around at home beating off to porn and playing video games all day, instead of getting an education to better their future or being gainfully employed, then that ill-fate decision is solely on THEM and (only) them.

  • @56postoffice
    @56postoffice Před 3 lety +411

    *"Strike the toothless foreign types savagely into the dirt.'* 😂Oh my days!

  • @cyberserk5614
    @cyberserk5614 Před 4 lety +387

    That actress is absolutely brilliant!

    • @rb93077039
      @rb93077039 Před 4 lety +43

      Jacqueline Defferary

    • @michaellavery4899
      @michaellavery4899 Před 4 lety +61

      For a woman type.

    • @murraydean2371
      @murraydean2371 Před 4 lety +26

      Also played Phil Hunters wife Cindy in The Bill. A brilliant actress and bloody gorgeous too.

    • @ossyable
      @ossyable Před 3 lety +42

      But I'm sure she still new her limits

    • @cyberserk5614
      @cyberserk5614 Před 3 lety +19

      @@ossyable she said she likes kittens. ; )

  • @terencehennegan1439
    @terencehennegan1439 Před 4 lety +310

    Harry Enfield is a genius of comedy.

    • @forevercomputing
      @forevercomputing Před 3 lety +20

      Including Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.

    • @hawker1262
      @hawker1262 Před 2 lety +12

      Paul Whitehouse wrote most of it. It’s his genius you’re watching.

    • @smellyfinger684
      @smellyfinger684 Před 2 lety +4

      Paul Whitehouse is responsible. Enfield never gave him credit and they fell out.

    • @lukemidgley8581
      @lukemidgley8581 Před 2 lety +4

      Harry used to literally sit in the pub and write down Paul’s bits - all the comedians knew it which is why he eventually started working fairly with Paul

    • @esseker6320
      @esseker6320 Před rokem

      ​@@lukemidgley8581 Knew 👈.

  • @fortnitepros8025
    @fortnitepros8025 Před 2 lety +112

    That woman played that part so well

    • @nicknack3648
      @nicknack3648 Před rokem +28

      And she's a pretty little thing

    • @Willsey
      @Willsey Před rokem +6

      ​@@nicknack3648she is a pretty little thing

    • @rossspenser8314
      @rossspenser8314 Před 3 měsíci +2

      It's what it was like sad it's not now

    • @joebloggs2857
      @joebloggs2857 Před 2 měsíci

      She was DS Phil Hunter's wife Cindy in The Bill

  • @rossmckenzie2433
    @rossmckenzie2433 Před 3 lety +250

    The pervy uncle bouncing her on his 'knee' just cracked me up🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @monteceitomoocher
      @monteceitomoocher Před 3 lety +17

      I just couldn't imagine that being acceptable today!, great sketch.

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm Před 3 lety +16

      @Raphie Mate When she's 4, yeah. When she's 20, it's a very different thing.

    • @brianmorley7165
      @brianmorley7165 Před 2 lety +6

      And me bloody brilliant 😂😂😂😂

  • @sjp6839
    @sjp6839 Před 3 lety +181

    Harry and Paul were masters of character Comedy. These could almost be genuine public information films of the 40s. 🤣

  • @flybeep1661
    @flybeep1661 Před 4 lety +105

    I have to use that one "I was just writing a check for the poor", seems genius.

    • @janbo8331
      @janbo8331 Před 3 lety +8

      And only if the girl realizes that the poor probably can't cash the check, should you marry her.

    • @trollobite1629
      @trollobite1629 Před 2 lety +19

      Clearly a couple of foreign bounders and quite possibly cads too taking a chance on getting our English girls. As every fine Englishman knows it spelt *cheque* not _check_

    • @lordprotector3367
      @lordprotector3367 Před 4 měsíci

      I love her reaction when she finds out he's rich.

  • @mikescarborough9196
    @mikescarborough9196 Před 5 lety +252

    I've watched this sketch over ten times. It's so well done and hilarious that it's mesmerizing.

    • @JackSmith-hx8zh
      @JackSmith-hx8zh Před 4 lety +12

      Yes, this and the, "Women, know you Limits", sketches are both works of near genius.

    • @Daniel_Delayne
      @Daniel_Delayne Před 3 lety +5

      Both of them shoe-ins for the sketch comedy hall of fame

    • @ethanguest3438
      @ethanguest3438 Před 2 lety +6

      @@JackSmith-hx8zh it's a shame but I don't think these could be made today

    • @stephenholmes1036
      @stephenholmes1036 Před 6 měsíci

      So true to life

  • @oliveryt7168
    @oliveryt7168 Před 2 lety +97

    "where he secretly desires to take diabolical liberties with your knees" xD GENIUS!

  • @NewFalconerRecords
    @NewFalconerRecords Před rokem +46

    Aside from the great performances and the hilarious dialogue, what gets me is how they manage to recreate the exact sound quality of films from that era. They must be using vintage microphones, it's just so spot-on. The jumping and skipping of the film is great too.

    • @hgilbert
      @hgilbert Před 11 měsíci +3

      today most studio software audio & video software can replicate these effect quite easily. but back at the time the 90's ... maybe older vintage equipment would have been a little easier and way more fun.

    • @davidlincolnbrooks
      @davidlincolnbrooks Před 11 měsíci +6

      And the way these actors are doing a flawless 1940's-style upper-class accent...

    • @robertmudrow8034
      @robertmudrow8034 Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@davidlincolnbrooks No, middle class received pronunciation: as spoken by vintage BBC presenters and Laura in Brief Encounter

    • @davidlincolnbrooks
      @davidlincolnbrooks Před 5 měsíci

      @@robertmudrow8034 Well then, what kind of accent was THIS? czcams.com/video/lzkbouKG830/video.html

  • @whatisbestinlife8112
    @whatisbestinlife8112 Před rokem +36

    These charming old documentaries really are a time capsule from a more civilized time.

  • @DeeObl0
    @DeeObl0 Před 5 lety +684

    “Diabolical liberties with your knees...” 😆

    • @debbiethemadbee
      @debbiethemadbee Před 4 lety +22

      At least it’s not the ankles

    • @greatwazzoo
      @greatwazzoo Před 4 lety +21

      To hell with you then! I’m off to knife a pensioner and desecrate a church!

    • @section5760
      @section5760 Před 2 lety +8

      @@debbiethemadbee now steady on my dear 1 thing at a time. I say what a jolly sweet kitten 🐱 you are . 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️

    • @MarianMurphy-rz8ej
      @MarianMurphy-rz8ej Před 5 měsíci +2

      You don’t need to go to the cinema with them for this. They can be miles away and they take those liberties so I have given up..

    • @CARLIN4737
      @CARLIN4737 Před 5 měsíci

      So funny its on another level.

  • @mail-uc7ui
    @mail-uc7ui Před 3 lety +77

    I love the old British accent. Just adore it.

    • @hunterluxton5976
      @hunterluxton5976 Před 2 lety +20

      It's a southern English home counties accent. There is no such thing as a British accent.

    • @section5760
      @section5760 Před 2 lety +5

      Yes one does indeed. Jolly good show old chap. Diddl do. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😉

    • @cahillgreg
      @cahillgreg Před rokem +4

      It's not so much an accent - more a speech impediment.

    • @susandumbill8805
      @susandumbill8805 Před rokem +4

      Reminds me of what used to be called "BBC English" i.e. the ideal British accent! As funny now as it was then...but I'm a Northerner, so I'm biased...!

    • @jamestgriffiths4618
      @jamestgriffiths4618 Před rokem +2

      It's what they call RP recieved pronunciation.

  • @AH-be6bu
    @AH-be6bu Před 5 lety +395

    I love how knifing a pensioner and desecrating a church is classed as ‘caddishness’.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking Před 5 lety +28

      It’s a jolly bad show.

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 Před 4 lety +15

      Indeed, it's tantamount to malice aforethought!

    • @UKFX
      @UKFX Před 4 lety +5

      @jrb designer alliance probably one of the foreign types.

    • @greenawayr08
      @greenawayr08 Před 3 lety +7

      Whilst driving a jaaaaaaag

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr Před 3 lety

      Did he drop a deuce on the altar?

  • @Wildmountainsafaris
    @Wildmountainsafaris Před 3 lety +45

    "I've no wife and I'm famished...New Pot Poodle, The Dead Dog in a Pot.. " Killed me!

    • @ageingfast
      @ageingfast Před rokem +4

      I laughed so much watching this advertisement. The look on his face as he chewed...

  • @bluegtturbo
    @bluegtturbo Před rokem +65

    I rewatch these old black and white sketches from Harry and Paul every few months... All treasures...

  • @elquixotedelascanarias
    @elquixotedelascanarias Před měsícem +13

    "Have I disturbed you? No it's alright - I was just writing a cheque for the poor." Fiddlesticks I'll now have to come up with a new line.

  • @grumpyoldgit9498
    @grumpyoldgit9498 Před 3 lety +52

    I had forgotten about Harry Enfield & Paul Whitehouse, lockdown binge watch time. I'm just thinking things used to be better 10-20 years ago... Hate this life now!!!!!!

    • @jakmak1199
      @jakmak1199 Před 3 lety +11

      Me too...loved Paul playing "Ted" the groundsman, had him off to a tee.

    • @Wildmountainsafaris
      @Wildmountainsafaris Před 3 lety +4

      Things were much much better. Great times humour and life.

    • @cahillgreg
      @cahillgreg Před rokem +1

      Whingeing poms

    • @musmus-culus
      @musmus-culus Před rokem

      Well, your name certainly checks out

  • @annewilliams4931
    @annewilliams4931 Před rokem +43

    Bouncing up and down on uncle's knee - gets me every time!

    • @malcolmmawer2325
      @malcolmmawer2325 Před rokem +3

      Oh Anne you are awful, but I like You.

    • @blitzerblazinoah6838
      @blitzerblazinoah6838 Před rokem

      "Now then, now then, now then. Cum sit on Uncle Jimmy's knee."

    • @kikidevine694
      @kikidevine694 Před 10 měsíci

      Yeah. I always swallow a little bit of sick at that point

    • @PrinceKima_12
      @PrinceKima_12 Před 7 měsíci +2

      "Affable" may not be the right word for Uncle😳

  •  Před 5 lety +132

    1400 spunky chaps with their hats at jaunty angles liked this.

    • @oldgitsknowstuff
      @oldgitsknowstuff Před 5 lety +6

      There should be a 'Spunky chaps with hats at jaunty angles' club.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking Před 4 lety +2

      You have to watch out for them, else they try and subvert the state.

    • @stephenguppy3466
      @stephenguppy3466 Před 4 lety

      Sounds just up my street lol....

    • @huepix
      @huepix Před 5 měsíci

      I ahlweys heef my haet aet a jaunty angle

  • @donjones4719
    @donjones4719 Před 3 lety +30

    I came across this actual phrase written by a physician, c.1900. He referred the female genitals as "the organs of marital necessity." Sounds like a doctor this poor girl would end up with.

  • @elizabethblackwell6242
    @elizabethblackwell6242 Před 4 lety +74

    I've often trapped men with my complexion.

  • @fossilmatic
    @fossilmatic Před 5 lety +98

    I have largely modelled my life on these wisdoms.

    • @cahillgreg
      @cahillgreg Před rokem

      Enjoy your dead dog in a pot dinner.

  • @sparklywarkly89
    @sparklywarkly89 Před 3 lety +46

    Can't believe I hadn't seen this one before!! The actress is perfect.. Her voice.. Her mannerisms and everything.. I believe the man she ends up marrying is the same man who played the ship's counsellor in Red Dwarf

    • @Mors_Inimicis
      @Mors_Inimicis Před rokem

      Agreed.
      I would love to take diabolical liberties with her knees .

    • @joebloggs2857
      @joebloggs2857 Před rokem +1

      She played Cindy...DS Phil Hunter's wife in The Bill

  • @philipgaylor9307
    @philipgaylor9307 Před rokem +15

    “I’ve no wife and I’m famished!”
    I can now see me using that line whenever I’m at all hungry 😋

  • @ushoys
    @ushoys Před 5 lety +227

    The part of Cicely was played extremely well by the lovely Jacqueline Defferary.

  • @redsquirrel1086
    @redsquirrel1086 Před 5 lety +164

    "I was just writing a cheque for the poor.."
    LoL!!!

    • @liberalslayer9021
      @liberalslayer9021 Před 4 lety +1

      Cheque ?? Is that the same as cheeky ??

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart Před 4 lety +29

      @@liberalslayer9021 No, a cheque is an order to a bank to pay a stated sum from the drawer's account, written on a specially printed form.
      Perhaps you're one of those caddish colonial types who think it's spelled "check"?

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 Před 4 lety +3

      Red Squirrel hes got game. ...or my mother wondered why I couldn't get married

    • @robertbennett7731
      @robertbennett7731 Před 2 měsíci

      @@gwishart It was spelt check in Britain prior to Victorian times.

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Před 5 lety +101

    Harry and Paul’s ‘yesteryear’ sketches were always a laugh!

  • @StarHorseLover2012
    @StarHorseLover2012 Před 2 lety +18

    Very well done. And the actors too - the haircuts, clothes, and expressions are so right.

    • @susandumbill8805
      @susandumbill8805 Před rokem +4

      Sleeze: "Hello! You're a pretty little thing, aren't you?!"
      Her: (To herself) "He seems nice!"
      Brilliant!! 😊😊😊

  • @jamiemcmillan6742
    @jamiemcmillan6742 Před 5 lety +84

    Spunky chaps with their hats at jaunty angles 😂

    • @jamiemcmillan6742
      @jamiemcmillan6742 Před 5 lety +5

      @jrb designer alliance My dear fellow, I always wear my hat at a jaunty angle.

    • @jauntyangle5667
      @jauntyangle5667 Před 3 lety +4

      @@jamiemcmillan6742 Ditto.

  • @stephaniecarr6984
    @stephaniecarr6984 Před 4 lety +56

    "....now you're getting hysterical, here *slap slap slap* there, better?.."lol!!! I just found these skits! Absolutely brilliant!

    • @malcolmmawer2325
      @malcolmmawer2325 Před rokem +1

      Funny but true, I remember one teacher who was an old spinster who used corrective therapy on vulnerable boys.

  • @johnhunter7085
    @johnhunter7085 Před 5 lety +42

    Where have these people been all my life, they are super funny😂

  • @paulcrombie9623
    @paulcrombie9623 Před 3 lety +92

    Harry is a great comedian, very observant in his research.
    Genius!

  • @TheGrowler55
    @TheGrowler55 Před měsícem +3

    British Comedy at it's Best 😂😂😂😂😂😂 just saying from Glasgow 😂🇬🇧👍💙😎

  • @htkm1179
    @htkm1179 Před 5 lety +89

    Every single line is pure comedy gold! Makes me cry 😭 every time I watch it!

  • @tarquinftangftangolebiscui8606

    Brilliantly executed, you can just imagine yourself sitting in a cinema in the 1940's watching this.

  • @markkoetsier6475
    @markkoetsier6475 Před rokem +13

    "Now you're getting hysterical. Here:" **slap** "There, better?" 😂
    God, I love how accurate that is to the then-common attitude about 'hysterical wives' needing a good whack to come to their senses.

  • @redsquirrel1086
    @redsquirrel1086 Před 2 lety +95

    "Damn and blast....I'm off to knife pensioner and desecrate a church."
    🤣🤣

    • @MarianMurphy-rz8ej
      @MarianMurphy-rz8ej Před 5 měsíci

      They all react that way because of entitlement and the like..
      Ingratitude you see. Western privilege.

    • @redsquirrel1086
      @redsquirrel1086 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @MarianMurphy-rz8ej
      And there's me thinking that it was a joke.

    • @huepix
      @huepix Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@redsquirrel1086😅😆😂🤣😁😄

  • @ushoys
    @ushoys Před 5 lety +29

    Cicely is exceedingly attractive and has a lovely complexion. I'm afraid she was wasted on that Church of England chappie.

  • @marxam6671
    @marxam6671 Před 5 lety +77

    The minefield of Caddishness. I have visions of Terry Thomas wickedly twiddling his moustache, whilst chortling even more wickedly.

    • @djicepole
      @djicepole Před 4 lety +6

      Mmmeeeee?! Roaming the halls of st Mary's girls school at three am . . . With my reputation?!

    • @Boudicca15
      @Boudicca15 Před 3 lety +5

      The great Terry Thomas, none better 🇬🇧👍

    • @mariajukejax9649
      @mariajukejax9649 Před rokem +5

      Whilst leaning out of his Cadmobile calling out "Hello there! You're a dashed fine filly, m'dear!"

    • @mariajukejax9649
      @mariajukejax9649 Před rokem +2

      @@djicepole Mind you, I was very very drunk!

    • @susandumbill8805
      @susandumbill8805 Před rokem +3

      I met a real 'Cad' on a bus! After trying to chat me up very ineffectively he invited me back to his place. I could hear the people sitting behind me laughing at the whole thing. I said "You cheeky man! I don't know you, and I don't think it's 'coffee' you've got in mind!!!" We all had a good laugh, including him - and I got home safely!!! 😊😸🏠

  • @Harmonical1
    @Harmonical1 Před 2 lety +24

    Why is there no comedy these days as totally brilliant as this!

    • @SampleTracks2224
      @SampleTracks2224 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Oh, I think we all know why.

    • @A.A.C.2023
      @A.A.C.2023 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Because most people today get offended with good humor...

  • @richardikin
    @richardikin Před 5 lety +175

    Right then, I'm off to take diabolical liberties with my wife's knees!

    • @eugene8910
      @eugene8910 Před 4 lety +14

      You dirty dog!

    • @li-23
      @li-23 Před 4 lety +21

      You rogue! You cad!

    • @woody1380
      @woody1380 Před 4 lety +25

      Get those knees as far away from each other as possible.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra Před 3 lety +17

      You must be one of them foreign types.

    • @dr.doohickey
      @dr.doohickey Před 3 lety +4

      Disgusting lefty.

  • @quartzhyalos1068
    @quartzhyalos1068 Před 5 lety +16

    Love how the pot poodle crunches when the spoon went in

  • @huepix
    @huepix Před 5 měsíci +7

    "Entrap him with your complexion"
    😂

  • @rossspenser8314
    @rossspenser8314 Před 3 měsíci +4

    The good old days

  • @chronobot2001
    @chronobot2001 Před 4 lety +14

    I don't know what that was... but I loved it.
    I couldn't contain myself when the narrator slapped some sense into her.

  • @breebw
    @breebw Před rokem +6

    I am glad she managed to be completed as a person in the end.

  • @leew1598
    @leew1598 Před 3 lety +8

    They get the 1930s-40s style audio perfect.

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot Před 4 lety +8

    "the minefield of cadishness" sounds like the best UK-abolished fun, ever!

  • @photodom2000
    @photodom2000 Před 5 lety +76

    This is so good it should have been a public information film in the 1940's Brilliant parody.

  • @davissae
    @davissae Před 2 lety +6

    I didn’t know I needed this video but I did! Cheers! 🇺🇸

  • @Ronkyort0dox
    @Ronkyort0dox Před 2 lety +5

    Modern women should listen

  • @kp6007
    @kp6007 Před 2 lety +5

    The best one of these is the ‘Women, know your limits’ sketch.

    • @susandumbill8805
      @susandumbill8805 Před rokem +1

      My favourite too! 😸😸😸

    • @lordprotector3367
      @lordprotector3367 Před rokem +2

      My favourite is the Christmas Tidings one, where they recommend a whisky pick-me-up for driver fatigue.

  • @stephenholmes1036
    @stephenholmes1036 Před 6 měsíci +1

    So true and to the point! Young ladies watch and learn!

    • @SteelCowGirl4Ever
      @SteelCowGirl4Ever Před měsícem

      I'm a woman with a lot of agency, purpose and independence after getting my degree in science and becoming a full-time clinical laboratory technician. This means I'm paying my own bills, making my own decisions and winning at life as an adult
      -(the way I should be).

    • @TheToolnut
      @TheToolnut Před měsícem

      ​@@SteelCowGirl4Ever That's a serious cope, i see cats in your future. Lots of them!

    • @SteelCowGirl4Ever
      @SteelCowGirl4Ever Před měsícem +1

      @@TheToolnut You call it a means of "coping." Yet it's actually called (surviving) like an average adult. As much as I love cats, right now I've only got chickens (and a good man that shares in all my passions). ☺️👌
      (Go cry)

    • @TheToolnut
      @TheToolnut Před měsícem

      @@SteelCowGirl4Ever And no children I'll bet.

    • @SteelCowGirl4Ever
      @SteelCowGirl4Ever Před měsícem +1

      @@TheToolnut Didn't want any.
      Neither did my other half. Not every man wants to be a father and not every woman wants to be a mother. Parenting's a personal decision
      -(not a lifestyle).

  • @noelht1
    @noelht1 Před 5 měsíci +7

    The minefield of Caddishness

  • @barryfoster453
    @barryfoster453 Před 4 měsíci +14

    Damn, I think I may be an affable uncle.

  • @seanmcdonald5859
    @seanmcdonald5859 Před 4 lety +19

    I love the attention to detail . .thd sound is perfect, the dialogue spot on and the pacing just right . . . . Never found him that funny ( Enfield ) but I admire his work ethic.

    • @cahillgreg
      @cahillgreg Před 2 lety +2

      Sometimes when Harry skived off or failed to pull his weight he could become forlorn with his failing self - The respect Sean showed him at these testing times really bolstered his resolve and helped him rally.

    • @JiminyCricket8899
      @JiminyCricket8899 Před 2 lety +1

      @@cahillgreg Yes,especially when Sean made mention of the pacing being just right.This made Harry so happy that he cried.

    • @leonrive9276
      @leonrive9276 Před rokem

      Young mannn

  • @StimParavane
    @StimParavane Před 4 měsíci +5

    In 70 years we've gone from this to OF girls.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 Před měsícem

      Yes, because women didn't sell their body 70 years ago.
      Inane comment.

  • @joebloggs619
    @joebloggs619 Před 4 lety +8

    Oh,no...I no longer have my virtue...Sadly...I don't recall where it went or when...Ah,but I still have the box it came in...The one mother dearest gave me as a gift at birth...

  • @bell191991
    @bell191991 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Jokes aside, this actually gives some good advice.
    Lots of men pretend to be interested in dating a woman for who she is, only to use her body for their own selfish reasons.
    A very small percentage of women are fine with this, but most want a proper relationship, and end up feeling sad and used by modern casual dating culture.
    Forget the men who dress and talk fancy. Find a good man who's hard working and kind.

    • @TheToolnut
      @TheToolnut Před měsícem

      The problem with modern western women is that they waste their most fertile years pursuing some bullshit degree in lesbian poetry. After they get their useless degree, have endebted themselves, become indoctrinated with cultural marxism and racked up a big body count they are no longer marriage material.A woman doesn't need a degree she needs a husband and children of her own. No woman is ever validated untill a man puts a ring on her finger.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@TheToolnut Yikes.

    • @SteelCowGirl4Ever
      @SteelCowGirl4Ever Před měsícem

      ​​@@TheToolnutI find that very interesting because my sister has her degree in business and is a mother of three. She and her husband have been married since 2008, and they both work full time: him for a bank. And her as the town coordinator for road repairs and municipal infrastructure projects.
      Meanwhile, I'm a woman who majored in science and now have a full-time career as a clinical laboratory technician, and I take a lot of pride in what I do each day. I'm in charge of overseeing test results for people with potentially fatal diseases and illnesses such as Lou Gehrig's disease and muscular dystrophy (before they become a severe problem). And I wouldn't trade a rewarding career like that for a dull life spent locked up in a house doing nothing but scrubbing dishes and mopping floors as if I for brain dead and useless as far as anything greater. Lol
      The fact is, not every man wants to be a husband or a father. Well likewise, not every woman desires to be a mother or a housewife.
      Being a homemaker or being career oriented is a personal decision. Neither are a lifestyle that can be "forced" on anyone just because of what gender they are.
      Obviously little boys aren't the only ones with big dreams to do something purposeful and meaningful out in the big world someday. (That's a human desire we all have).
      My man and I also work everyday for a living because that's what it takes to keep a roof over our heads and food on the table. Unless somebody is a doctor or a lawyer, households do not run on a single income.
      I think comments like yours are often made by those with extreme male insecurity, because any woman with her own agency and independence takes away from your ability to feel more privileged or like some 'big hero."
      Honestly, when did male emotions become so delicate and fragile?

    • @Jan-se1nd
      @Jan-se1nd Před měsícem

      @@TheToolnut How queer!

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski9887 Před 5 lety +247

    The affable uncle...lol

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 Před 5 lety +12

      I thought he said F-able.
      LOL

    • @SteveInskip
      @SteveInskip Před 5 lety +16

      Damnation...that’s my cover blown! 😉😉

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm Před 5 lety +16

      @@SteveInskip And now you're off to knife a pensioner and desecrate a church.

    • @SteveInskip
      @SteveInskip Před 5 lety +6

      @@almostfm pensioners have all got semi-automatics round here mate! 😂😂

    • @SteveInskip
      @SteveInskip Před 5 lety +4

      @@almostfm desecrate a church? Where did that come from?

  • @oldandletdown7464
    @oldandletdown7464 Před 2 lety +3

    Genius pure genius…..Harry Enfield…..Paul Whitehouse …..pure genius.

  • @smellyfinger684
    @smellyfinger684 Před 2 lety +46

    When she’s bouncing on Harry’s knee😂. If they aired this today, twatter would implode.

    • @ronvlaarsvar6867
      @ronvlaarsvar6867 Před rokem +1

      Twatter? I feel i shall wait tell im not on the work laptop to look that one up

    • @smellyfinger684
      @smellyfinger684 Před rokem +3

      @@ronvlaarsvar6867 Twitter. I call it that because it’s populated by twats.

    • @rmzxr4395
      @rmzxr4395 Před rokem +1

      Not if she was bouncing on Biden.

    • @celtspeaksgoth7251
      @celtspeaksgoth7251 Před rokem

      Yes his middle knee though she didn't know it, but he did.

    • @Willsey
      @Willsey Před rokem +1

      ​@@rmzxr4395no, that would be ok

  • @heathstjohn6775
    @heathstjohn6775 Před 4 lety +36

    Funniest observation of all, for me, is all the manners, words, and behaviour being mocked here haven't been replaced by anything better since it became traditional to mock tradition. (Charles).

    • @martynjones8560
      @martynjones8560 Před 3 lety +3

      I agree wholeheartedly! As if one could replace, nay better, the polite charms of misogyny, and the entitled superiority of the British male. God forbid mockery of this solemn tradition.
      Heath my man, you have the most apposite of funny observations, and, if I might add, are a total arse!

    • @heathstjohn6775
      @heathstjohn6775 Před 3 lety +13

      @@martynjones8560 Thanks for your interest; and, for inadvertently corroborating everything, (one year into further decline later), I see becomes more true, each day. For that welcome corroboration, odd as it might at first seem, I've up-voted your reply.
      Goodnight..

    • @cahillgreg
      @cahillgreg Před rokem +1

      Whingeing Pom.

    • @heathstjohn6775
      @heathstjohn6775 Před rokem

      @@cahillgreg Hello.
      I've upvoted the comment, as it succinctly encapsulates my contention.
      Regards.

  • @regparkin5661
    @regparkin5661 Před 10 měsíci +5

    The uncle does it for me

  • @willmoore7582
    @willmoore7582 Před rokem +2

    Simply timeless and soooo good with it.. Classic modern comedy folks, thanks Harry et al.

  • @GenGrace-kg6jb
    @GenGrace-kg6jb Před rokem +3

    So glad she found her soul mate.

  • @CymruEmergencyResponder
    @CymruEmergencyResponder Před 2 lety +6

    Such a good actress!

  • @BenDover-tj8vf
    @BenDover-tj8vf Před rokem +2

    Move up north , its just like this . Just as it should be !!!!

    • @SteelCowGirl4Ever
      @SteelCowGirl4Ever Před rokem

      Interesting... I live North. And I've always been a privileged woman. Have always had my own truck, my own motorcycle, the opportunity to go to college and get a degree in science, and now a gainful career in the STEM fields as a full-time laboratory technician in the study of Genetics & Ancestry. I make business transactions and purchases at stores and pro shops, visit with friends, go to the movies and vote-etc. Right-wing ideologies are so delusional... LMAO!!😆

    • @BenDover-tj8vf
      @BenDover-tj8vf Před rokem +1

      @@SteelCowGirl4Ever ow a muncher , ok .

    • @SteelCowGirl4Ever
      @SteelCowGirl4Ever Před rokem

      @@BenDover-tj8vf what the heck is a "muncher" and what does that even have to do with anything? Lol!

    • @BenDover-tj8vf
      @BenDover-tj8vf Před rokem

      And you the educated northern girl ?,.

    • @SteelCowGirl4Ever
      @SteelCowGirl4Ever Před rokem

      @@BenDover-tj8vf Well, things like "muncher" don't come up in bio science courses. So how would I know? Lol
      Sounds like a slang phrase used by someone still living in mommy and daddy's basement.

  • @sas2300
    @sas2300 Před 4 lety +38

    "Spunky chaps with their hats at jaunty angles" lmao

  • @adeh503
    @adeh503 Před 4 lety +16

    Harry Enfield was just brilliant

  • @ianhanrahan825
    @ianhanrahan825 Před 4 lety +5

    Spunky chaps with their hats at jaunty angles!

  • @MajPickles
    @MajPickles Před 5 lety +13

    No words can describe how much this makes me laugh

    • @MajPickles
      @MajPickles Před 3 lety

      @TheBoschTube yes no doubt there are...

  • @keefsmiff
    @keefsmiff Před 4 lety +16

    Harry and Paul are Legends...Take that Political Correctness

    • @basbleupeaunoire
      @basbleupeaunoire Před 3 lety +2

      Interesting. All the clips I've seen are about how ridiculous sexism and class prejudice are. This one also addresses xenophobia.

    • @keefsmiff
      @keefsmiff Před 3 lety +1

      @@basbleupeaunoire yep...but the snowflakes would see it as politically incorrect, topple a statue, have a protest , cancel them for chauvinism... . and say something like "we should all stand on one leg "in solidarity for woman"

    • @basbleupeaunoire
      @basbleupeaunoire Před 3 lety +1

      @@keefsmiff I think you're mistaken. I was introduced to their comedy by people you would deride as "snowflakes." Face it - In this case, you like the same political humor as they do.

    • @keefsmiff
      @keefsmiff Před 3 lety

      @@basbleupeaunoire women....know your limits lol

    • @basbleupeaunoire
      @basbleupeaunoire Před 3 lety +1

      @@keefsmiff Exactly! Their mockery of sexism is hilarious.

  • @PowermadNavigator
    @PowermadNavigator Před 5 lety +12

    Came for the retro women, stayed for the Pot Poodle.

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier Před 5 lety +98

    I want a girl like the one in this show, but instead I’m eating Pot Poodle. At least I won’t starve.

    • @elizabethtaylor9321
      @elizabethtaylor9321 Před 4 lety +1

      Noah Spurrier Best place for a ponsy poodle !

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 Před 4 lety +2

      @Ray Von - that's YOU'RE, the contraction of YOU ARE, not YOUR denoting posession of something. Simpleton.

    • @ronwhycherly
      @ronwhycherly Před 4 lety +3

      But, you aren’t talking, you are writing, and displaying high levels of illiteracy. You omitted a question mark,and the plural of party is parties, and even it was partys it wouldn’t have an apostrophe in it as it isn’t a possessive.

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel Před 4 lety +3

      Women are much more attractive when they are both more kindly/warm-hearted/open up to you AND they are chaste AND they dress a certain way...
      I really can't stand icy, snobbish, self-centered prudes... Give me a kind, warm-hearted, wowza woman who is virtuous and for real with me any day of the week...

    • @ronwhycherly
      @ronwhycherly Před 4 lety

      That’s OK. Feel free to revel in your ignorance.

  • @JosephStealin
    @JosephStealin Před rokem +2

    Again sensible public service advice

  • @RealBesty
    @RealBesty Před rokem +4

    Brilliant performance from Jacqueline Defferary as Cicely

    • @muddydog6605
      @muddydog6605 Před 9 měsíci

      Thank you! Couldn't remember her name nd yes she's fantastic.

  • @hornkraft9438
    @hornkraft9438 Před 5 lety +71

    So if I join the Church of England, how long must I wait to become incredibly wealthy? It's taking such a long time ...

    • @sakadabara
      @sakadabara Před 5 lety +1

      Horn Kraft , join the Holy Orthodox Church and you’ll get incredibly rich, as long as you put your diamonds 💎 (the good deeds ) at the celestial thesaurus

    • @steveweatherbe
      @steveweatherbe Před 4 lety +3

      Other way round I'm afraid.First get rich , then apply for confirmation .

    • @Sdnaurs
      @Sdnaurs Před 3 lety +3

      Join the Baptists - we're rich in spirit (I told that to the guy who repossessed my car the other day but he didn't quite understand, bless him.) But in all seriousness you can't take money with you, it's not something worth working on.

    • @ilokivi
      @ilokivi Před 3 lety +2

      Very simple. First, take over the Church of England. Second, sell shares in the C of E and make an absolute fortune. And third, invest your profit in a new factory for Pot Poodle. Now available in cheesy peas flavour.

    • @jamescameron5472
      @jamescameron5472 Před 3 lety +1

      I joined the CoE...found out that a silver plate passes ones person....now I’m extremely richer than thou......

  • @charmawow
    @charmawow Před 2 lety +9

    Just the kind of humour needed in 2022!

  • @neilfoster814
    @neilfoster814 Před rokem +3

    I need a Cecily in my life!

  • @Vesnicie
    @Vesnicie Před 4 lety +58

    I had an affable uncle. Now I have therapy.

  • @martin4458
    @martin4458 Před 5 lety +26

    "Diabolical liberties with your knees".

  • @daviddeburca9408
    @daviddeburca9408 Před 3 lety +5

    Legends these guys......No wife to Cook for me.... in danger of dying.....😂😂😂😂😂

  • @misterprecocious2491
    @misterprecocious2491 Před 5 lety +4

    That bookish type is non other than Charles 'Charlie' Charles the darling of association football.

  • @allensagalla1579
    @allensagalla1579 Před 4 lety +15

    Hahahahahahaha, wanting to be an Englishman because of this, thanks for uploading XD

    • @TheAmazingAdventuresOfMiles
      @TheAmazingAdventuresOfMiles Před 3 lety +11

      I'm an Englishman and I can assure you, this is exactly how it still works today. And quite so.

  • @steveowen7475
    @steveowen7475 Před 5 lety +43

    Still magical much missed and staggeringly still relevant

  • @simonknight9694
    @simonknight9694 Před 5 lety +39

    "Affable uncles...! " Lol

    • @jobob47
      @jobob47 Před 5 lety +8

      the facial expression on the uncle.

  • @roryhand6650
    @roryhand6650 Před měsícem +1

    What makes these newsreel and educational film sketches so good is how well observed the style is of such films of the time, whilst exaggerating the ideals for comedy. I've seen other examples of comedians spoofing black and white films and they fall flat as they haven't got a clue how the narrators talked, they just do a "posh" accent, make some observations about how everybody was a racist and move on. Harry and Paul and the rest of the actors here get the clipped accent down spot on. One of their other skits that sees how "life will be 50 years from now, in the year 1990" has one point where the England fans comment on how they must spare a thought for the plucky losers of Scotland, and the way that "Scotland" is pronounced with the distinct yet soft "t" at the end of "Scot" is bang on for how the word is pronounced in old railway newsreels. (The old railway films also had a habit of listing a bunch of notable destinations on the route but when they reached Scotland the city(ies) were replaced with simply "Scotland" - "Starting at Euston, and wending it's way via Birmingham, Manchester, Preston, Lancaster, Carlisle, and onto Scotland")

  • @eleanorhogan8643
    @eleanorhogan8643 Před 2 lety +1

    What a lovely horse.

  • @ghosttype8583
    @ghosttype8583 Před 2 lety +4

    The uncle bit is comedy gold

  • @iansmith9125
    @iansmith9125 Před rokem +3

    Oh I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♂️ when you’re terribly rich & a keen member of the Church of England; as I am……..😂

  • @mementomori-kw9cf
    @mementomori-kw9cf Před 11 měsíci +1

    BRILLIANT ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT

  • @petermills542
    @petermills542 Před 2 lety +2

    Verbal & visual brilliance!

  • @chrisrowl5001
    @chrisrowl5001 Před 5 lety +34

    I’ve no wife and I’m famished

    • @djicepole
      @djicepole Před 4 lety +4

      Get a dog!

    • @mystii8134
      @mystii8134 Před 4 lety +4

      icepole yes it shall attract the women! Then of course he must get a kitten, they are so furry and the discussion of so many women!

    • @tibfulv
      @tibfulv Před 4 lety

      @@djicepole
      In a pot!

  • @quartzhyalos1068
    @quartzhyalos1068 Před 4 lety +4

    He's not convinced by the taste of Pot Poodle but at least he won't starve🤣

  • @UncommonSense.
    @UncommonSense. Před 2 lety +4

    These were so funny
    ...still are.

  • @affectionatepunch
    @affectionatepunch Před 3 lety +6

    0:28 I've just spat my Tea out all over my Laptop 🤣🤣🤣