The beauty of this game is not that you can drop a nuke on a T-Rex. It's that you can reach a point where shit gets so nuts that you're not sure if you just dropped a nuke on a T-Rex.
Okay, so we have... -Humans and raptors double teaming -Native Americans with chain guns and mini nukes -A Tyrannosaurus Rex with laser eyes and fire breath -Mutated, ground-pounding gorillas -Swarms of aliens -Fucking terminators -Portal jumping Man, why can't more games be this fucking awesome?
-Raptoids- Leapers. **Slaps Matt** Also, I forgot there are demons in this game too, but they just look like burnt people. And there's giant insects. If we're counting Turok 2, there's also multidimensional monsters and human-like dinosaurs (Raptoids) that were probably created from the suckling-related antics of Turok~
In Turok 2, the main plot is actually about the dinosaurs and Raptoids trying to get revenge... and child support payments. Hence why the sequel is called 'Seeds of Evil'.
I got stressed when I realized they missed a triangle and then I realized I was getting upset about someone not collecting triangles in Turok: Dinosaur Hunter. But then Sappo helped them go back and get it so we're all good.
Turok 2 had some serious shit. *Draw distance set at 20 feet and clipping set at 5* *Mine thrower that blows dudes legs off* *Napalm gun that was kinda cool* *MOTHERFUCKING CEREBRAL BORE* *Alien chick with god damn huge cans*
The Turok and Perfect Dark games had the best weapons. The weapons Turok got could level cities: nukes, particle accelerators, black hole guns, dark matter grenades, a time energy gun, rocket launchers that could shoot 3-5 missiles at once, etc. The Turok games are also responsible for the creation of the Metroid Prime series and in a more indirect way other first person platformer/adventure games like Mirror's Edge.
+Trippersigs22 I think like magfest and comicon eventes must have a DECONTAMINATION CHAMBER before you enter ..it must have. ..FUCKING WASTELAND TOXIC GEEKS running around
Serious Sam the First & Second Encounter was 90s shooter. Serious Sam 3 though, I played a demo and it keeps up but it feels too different from the 1st & 2nd games.
So you're telling me that Turok hunted dinos for their white, hot, creamy body fluids, from a set of creatures that have no tits. I dont think it's dino milk, but rather it is dino "milk", if you know what I mean
Limited time offer! Put "When's Blazblue" on your baby's tombstone to be entered into a prize drawing! The winner will receive hollow promises and disappointing Fisticuffs videos!
blazerj21 No, but shut up. Bad mic audio, commentary that boils down to "but it's not as good as muh Guilty Gear tho", no gameplay footage (not even switching over to Third Strike so there would at least be *some* content). Clearly there is no way to top the quality of the Blazblue video.
First i get to watch Matt bumble his way through Final Fantasy X. a game I love dearly. Now I get to watch him wander aimlessly through Turok, another game that means a lot to me. The pain is immeasurable.
Put so many hours into this back in the nineties. Man, it was such a bitch collecting all the Chronoscepter pieces to find out it's almost impossible to hit the Campaigner with it. Much more fun entering NTHGTHDGDCRTDTRK and going nuts on the wildlife with it.
*wha, whaaat ? that's some strong weed* you guys crack me up. What happened was that, you killed the T rex, but it killed you right after, so the game got confused, rofl.
Plague? I know you're there Plague! Someone said dino tt's. I know you have been summoned. I'm a big fan of your work. That being said, turn this into the moving pictures. I will wait.
Wow, watching Matt's inability to comprehend moving AND aiming at the same time really makes me appreciate all the LPs where he's not on the controls EVEN MORE than I already did.
Holy fuck, I know the entire first level of this by heart. My step-dad bought this game for my older brother when he turned 7 and we played the SHIT out of it for years. Feel free to make as many assumptions about my family from that statement.
FUCKIN' LOVED THIS GAME ON THE '64. Best part in hindsight is that my grandma is the one who bought it for me as a birthday present when I was a child.
Better late than never to saying this, but man, does it make me happy that "where are we going??" "dum da duum" has become a SBFP meme. I've been saying it randomly for a decade, and I finally feel vindicated.
I remember the ads in Nintendo Power that got me hyped up for this game's release. It had Turok and a raptor facing off against each other. Turok had his knife raised, ready to strike the raptor, as the raptor was slashing its claw across Turok's torso, shooting his blood out everywhere with the words TUROK: DINOSAUR HUNTER. It was the most badass, metal thing ever.
That spinning gun that did no damage was the "Particle Accelerator" and it's actually fucking sick. It turns regular enemies to stone, then makes them blow up. Doesn't work on bosses, though
i remember playing turok 2 with some friends of mine. we were always playing online, fooling with other players by using text to speach. it was hilarious to hear microsoft sam recite a quote from shakespear as you t-bag your opponent
Oh, man, the nostalgia. I like to call it my Second Wave of Nostalgia, because the first one was for games made when I was just little Nightweaver Jr. back in the late 1980s, but this era almost surpasses it.
I wish it showed them playing the game more & it's hilarious when they died at the Thunder T Rex because they drained the last of its health just as they were dying too so it had that really awkward cutscene. It was also really funny watching them fight the Campaigner too. When I would play this I would use the invincibility code & run around, tricking the enemies into fighting each other. Some of the human death animations & sound effects are also really hilarious, the human enemies are sometimes the most fun to kill because of their stupidity.
The N64 version actually did have those cloud effects. This remaster, like the Turok 2 one looks not great compared to the N64, as the shadows and brightness are completely borked, so the remaster actually looks worse in general. The only thing they really added visually was a slicker HUD and a sun, which the original already had, but a bit different, and sharpening the textures. It's not as big a deal here, but it's really jarring in Turok 2 if you regularly played the N64 version.
Thunder is the COOLEST BOSS EVER. You like dinosaurs? How about I put a laser eye on him? Oh you want more? I'll put a fucking rocket launcher on his back? Oh and here's a flame thrower 'cause why not fuck you Earthquake stomps and tail whips, man. All day every day. Oh and if he kills you, you get a cutscene when he eats you whole! Play it in *DISCO MODE* and he spits out your headdress feather!
The beauty of this game is not that you can drop a nuke on a T-Rex. It's that you can reach a point where shit gets so nuts that you're not sure if you just dropped a nuke on a T-Rex.
Woolie's voice is wrecked because he screamed every time he saw a short haired cosplayer at the con.
Doing a Blanka voice for hours on end can do that to a man...thing...
+WaiWai and why is matts voice fucked
Okay, so we have...
-Humans and raptors double teaming
-Native Americans with chain guns and mini nukes
-A Tyrannosaurus Rex with laser eyes and fire breath
-Mutated, ground-pounding gorillas
-Swarms of aliens
-Fucking terminators
-Portal jumping
Man, why can't more games be this fucking awesome?
+Key Strix You forgot about Raptoids, there's even red ones!
-Raptoids- Leapers. **Slaps Matt**
Also, I forgot there are demons in this game too, but they just look like burnt people. And there's giant insects. If we're counting Turok 2, there's also multidimensional monsters and human-like dinosaurs (Raptoids) that were probably created from the suckling-related antics of Turok~
In Turok 2, the main plot is actually about the dinosaurs and Raptoids trying to get revenge... and child support payments. Hence why the sequel is called 'Seeds of Evil'.
Key Strix
bewareoblivionisathand
I got stressed when I realized they missed a triangle and then I realized I was getting upset about someone not collecting triangles in Turok: Dinosaur Hunter.
But then Sappo helped them go back and get it so we're all good.
Turok 2 had some serious shit.
*Draw distance set at 20 feet and clipping set at 5*
*Mine thrower that blows dudes legs off*
*Napalm gun that was kinda cool*
*MOTHERFUCKING CEREBRAL BORE*
*Alien chick with god damn huge cans*
Woolie is correct. I hear the drums at all times.
Even in my dreams. Even in my nightmares.
I demand a full Let's Play. The commentary in this are amazing.
+Wakka's Al Bhed Potion maybe Matt can stream it on the twitch flophouse
Pat should have played this;
"You know what beats vikings and dinosaurs? ...
a gun."
+Oni Tenacity? Courage?
+MelBrooksKA GUN!
It was so amazing how high pitched Matt's voice got at the t-rex part, that, for me, MADE the LP.
I love how the most Nineties Bullshit Imaginable has descended upon Woolie in his weakened state
I love how in the first 3 minutes of the game, the Indian native already abandoned his bow for a gun and he collects Scooby Snacks.
Gotta love Woolie's post-con voice.
People die when they are killed, except Turok. HE LIVES, HE DIES, HE LIVES AGAIN.
+FrozenCore84 Oh, what a day! What a lovely day!!!
+Jake Hyland WITNESS ME
I'm disappointed by the lack of Cadillacs in this dinosaur world.
The Turok and Perfect Dark games had the best weapons. The weapons Turok got could level cities: nukes, particle accelerators, black hole guns, dark matter grenades, a time energy gun, rocket launchers that could shoot 3-5 missiles at once, etc.
The Turok games are also responsible for the creation of the Metroid Prime series and in a more indirect way other first person platformer/adventure games like Mirror's Edge.
+Alasondro Alegre Cerebral Bore though.
[Theme of when a dude wants a black girlfriend intensifies]
It's especially great because their voices are cracking and it sounds like they're 12. They're playing the part of their old selves.
Something tells me the guys who made this were hitting that spiritual invincibility.
They were on it the entire time.
+N00BSYBORG Hardcore invincibility vaping
Matt and Woolie slipping in and out of puberty.
I love it
Little known fact: the argonian race in The Elder Scrolls series was created by Turok so that lizards could finally have breasts to suckle on.
I'm sure there's an entire corner of Deviant Art dedicated to dinosaurs with teats.
+MrJohnnyJohnster Duuuuuude, you don't even want to venture into that rabbit hole. I've been there.
+Nightweaver1
I'm sure there's an entire corner dedicated to venturing down rabbits' holes too. DAMMIT DEVIANT ART, YOU MAKE EVERYTHING GROTEY!
Oh good, Woolie's lust for animal murder may finally come to use.
+GalaxyUpper--G But Liam should have been here, since this is basically an episode of Huntin' and Killin'.
+JohnRaines True
I can smell the alcohol through the screen lmao
+Beny Matos they just got back from magfest, they arent drunk, theyre dying
+Trippersigs22 I think like magfest and comicon eventes must have a DECONTAMINATION CHAMBER before you enter ..it must have. ..FUCKING WASTELAND TOXIC GEEKS running around
That's weird...
I thought they finished playing Star Fox Adventures.
Commenting on this so I can +1 it when I get home.
+Anthony P. #gold
+Anthony P. WHERE ARE WE GOING?!
Matt just goes around a corner and fires a arrow right between Tricky's eyes
***** Hello person who also has best girl avatar.
You guys literally sound like you're dying in this.
The good thing about them not uploading FFX is that it gives me enough time to do the Racist Wakka comp. (Currently on part 21)
It will be back tomorrow.
***** Praise be to Yevon.
I think one of Woolies' dreads was slowly burning through the duration of this video...
+XradicalD BUHNING!
holy shit I miss 90s shooters
Serious Sam the First & Second Encounter was 90s shooter. Serious Sam 3 though, I played a demo and it keeps up but it feels too different from the 1st & 2nd games.
Like Columbine
Who are these guttural, extraterrestrial creatures that vaguely sound like Matt and Woolie?
Tonight, Woolie joins the hunt. It's not actually a hunting and kill though.
0:25 An Iguana wearing Gurren Lagann sunglasses before Gurren Lagann was even a thing.
#TheWarriorswerehere
Look at this FUCKING VIDEOGAME!!!
This is the level of quality I've come to expect out of my video games
So you're telling me that Turok hunted dinos for their white, hot, creamy body fluids, from a set of creatures that have no tits.
I dont think it's dino milk, but rather it is dino "milk", if you know what I mean
13:48 My God! Turok has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Damn you HHH!
Limited time offer! Put "When's Blazblue" on your baby's tombstone to be entered into a prize drawing!
The winner will receive hollow promises and disappointing Fisticuffs videos!
Nope
+Chris Merkel Studios I hear that shit. Soon we gotta push "When's 2nd Encore?" too. Maybe then the prizes won't be so hollow.
+Chris Merkel Studios I think you mean hollow promises and THE BEST FISTICUFFS VIDEO OF ALL TIME.
+Adrian Beaky No, not really
blazerj21 No, but shut up. Bad mic audio, commentary that boils down to "but it's not as good as muh Guilty Gear tho", no gameplay footage (not even switching over to Third Strike so there would at least be *some* content). Clearly there is no way to top the quality of the Blazblue video.
25:39 did you just nuke the t-rex?-woolie 2016 10/10
Its more like Turok used the BFG from Doom
First i get to watch Matt bumble his way through Final Fantasy X. a game I love dearly. Now I get to watch him wander aimlessly through Turok, another game that means a lot to me. The pain is immeasurable.
It's a strange new world we've entered. One full of weird dinoids and a strange swampland known as "The Woolz". God help us all.
you know you stumbled upon a awesome best friends video when they're laughing their asses off for 30 minutes instead of yapping for 50 min
Good to see they expanded a bit with Code Talker youthful years of copulation.
Dino hamburgers!
Maximillian Robespierre Pumped fully with raptor chemicals.
+Diego Medina Such a lust for Dinosaur Mammaries!
WHO?
WHO?
WHOOOOOOOOOOO?
Put so many hours into this back in the nineties.
Man, it was such a bitch collecting all the Chronoscepter pieces to find out it's almost impossible to hit the Campaigner with it.
Much more fun entering NTHGTHDGDCRTDTRK and going nuts on the wildlife with it.
*wha, whaaat ? that's some strong weed* you guys crack me up. What happened was that, you killed the T rex, but it killed you right after, so the game got confused, rofl.
Plague? I know you're there Plague! Someone said dino tt's. I know you have been summoned. I'm a big fan of your work. That being said, turn this into the moving pictures. I will wait.
Dino tits... I've seen them.
They sound either tired, sick or drunk and i'll be disappointed if it's not all 3
Full LP please! This was my shitty childhood on N64.
Wow, watching Matt's inability to comprehend moving AND aiming at the same time really makes me appreciate all the LPs where he's not on the controls EVEN MORE than I already did.
Holy fuck, I know the entire first level of this by heart. My step-dad bought this game for my older brother when he turned 7 and we played the SHIT out of it for years. Feel free to make as many assumptions about my family from that statement.
Matt really hitting those high notes in this video.
Turok, oh the memories.
The fact that both Woolie and Matt are horse throughout this play through some how make it funnier and huskier.
FUCKIN' LOVED THIS GAME ON THE '64. Best part in hindsight is that my grandma is the one who bought it for me as a birthday present when I was a child.
+Archmortal Your grandma is way cool (and/or enjoys hunting n killing dinosaurs)
They joke about worshiping triangles, but that's pretty much the entire point of the Zelda series
The riffing in this full LP is absolutely stellar!
16:08 Matt, what are you doing? Girls are watching, Matt.
only Turok and the monkey god survived this video. 31:30 AWESOME ending!
"I, literally, have 1 iota of health"
Forget that shit! HERE COMES SSAPOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Better late than never to saying this, but man, does it make me happy that "where are we going??" "dum da duum" has become a SBFP meme. I've been saying it randomly for a decade, and I finally feel vindicated.
+MetroAndroid I second this
I had this on the nintendo 64 when i was a kid ily guys for this
Everytime woolie says "they had a plan" I think of battlestar galactica
Yo shooting people in the eyes and watching them suffer
that blew my mind as a six year old
>playing Turok 2 theme for your Turok 1 stream video
Quality
I remember the ads in Nintendo Power that got me hyped up for this game's release. It had Turok and a raptor facing off against each other. Turok had his knife raised, ready to strike the raptor, as the raptor was slashing its claw across Turok's torso, shooting his blood out everywhere with the words TUROK: DINOSAUR HUNTER. It was the most badass, metal thing ever.
That spinning gun that did no damage was the "Particle Accelerator" and it's actually fucking sick. It turns regular enemies to stone, then makes them blow up. Doesn't work on bosses, though
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Played the hell out of this as a kid, I don't know why but watching this now I appreciate this game so much more.
Tal'Set in da house! When's Joshua Fireseed?
You know, I have to say I like Matt's voice when he's kinda hoarse and cracking. It's so dynamic and not tired sounding.
i remember playing turok 2 with some friends of mine. we were always playing online, fooling with other players by using text to speach. it was hilarious to hear microsoft sam recite a quote from shakespear as you t-bag your opponent
Oh, man, the nostalgia. I like to call it my Second Wave of Nostalgia, because the first one was for games made when I was just little Nightweaver Jr. back in the late 1980s, but this era almost surpasses it.
Chronoscepter was always one of my favorite shooter weapons ever.
This game is so 80's good though.
Is that a fire-breathing cyborg Tyrannosaurus Rex, with a FRICKIN' LASER BEAM ATTACHED TO ITS HEAD?!!
Remember to name your dead Turok baby's grave Shadowman
Turok Shadowman Frequency Vibrations
Of Africa
worried of a bit of electrified water, jumps in lava willingly
I wish it showed them playing the game more & it's hilarious when they died at the Thunder T Rex because they drained the last of its health just as they were dying too so it had that really awkward cutscene. It was also really funny watching them fight the Campaigner too. When I would play this I would use the invincibility code & run around, tricking the enemies into fighting each other. Some of the human death animations & sound effects are also really hilarious, the human enemies are sometimes the most fun to kill because of their stupidity.
Matt and Woolie desperately putting off the walk of shame from the next segment of "how not to play FFX"
Diego Brando approves.
The N64 version actually did have those cloud effects. This remaster, like the Turok 2 one looks not great compared to the N64, as the shadows and brightness are completely borked, so the remaster actually looks worse in general. The only thing they really added visually was a slicker HUD and a sun, which the original already had, but a bit different, and sharpening the textures. It's not as big a deal here, but it's really jarring in Turok 2 if you regularly played the N64 version.
so this is not a huntin and killin? rip liamasour
PREY SLAUGHTERED
Just listening to woolie talk is making my throat hurt.
omg cranky or plague PLEASE make this into a cartoon! you know what parts to use!
Out of all the games I never thought I'd see again, Turok was pretty freaking high on the list.
Woolie seems pretty feisty for a guy with an annihilated throat.
Man.. Watching these guys play through and suck HARD at a game that I played and loved to death as a child.. It's rough.
Notice how fast Matt forgot he could switch weapons and stays with the shotgun he should be saving for tough enemies.
Thunder is the COOLEST BOSS EVER.
You like dinosaurs? How about I put a laser eye on him?
Oh you want more? I'll put a fucking rocket launcher on his back?
Oh and here's a flame thrower 'cause why not fuck you
Earthquake stomps and tail whips, man. All day every day.
Oh and if he kills you, you get a cutscene when he eats you whole! Play it in *DISCO MODE* and he spits out your headdress feather!
31:45 my god I am laughing so hard from that "devil may cry" the way he said it and those axplosions made it such a diamond XD
Plague of Gripes once bottlefed a kitten. That's basically breastfeeding a raptor. Right?
You can really tell that this is right after (or during) MAGfest, by the sound of Woolie's voice.
I still dig Turok. It's a bit funky now, but it's still pretty cool.
Not gonna lie; I was disappointed that this was not the 2008 Turok. But, it's Super Best Friends, so I got over it really quick.
To be fair, Native Americans hunted their prey with triangles on sticks and shot triangles.
Both of their voices sounding real scratchy in this one. I'm guessing this was recorded within the past week?
+JackgarPrime right after Magfest
Benny Trinh
Yeah it definitely sounds like that.
+Benny Trinh It was on the plane ride back
26:40 Did... did you Double-KO a T-Rex?
Wha... how...?
You know what? Time travel is stupid.
I'm stealing that "hearing the drums" analogy. So funny
If you think about it they're playing Killer Instinct.
That entire T-Rex fight was like witnessesing a fever dream.
Not the same without that classic N64 fog